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Sun December 09, 2001
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Random facts about crazy stuff
source: thatwasrandom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Superhero "Dr Megavolt" is upgrading to a 100kw Tesla Coil
source: drmegavolt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Bookmarks)
 
 
 
PacMan, Vibrating Potatos, all the Atari you can shake a joystick at.
source: oshealtd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
No, it's not you, spam really is up 650% from last year.
source: news.zdnet.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(SLOTribune)
 
 
 
Boy sues railroad after being maimed while snoozing on tracks
source: web.sanluisobispo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(NYTimes.com)
 
 
 
North Korea preparing for U.S. attack, "our jihad will be better".
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aliens and UFOs Among Us
source: bright.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Phoenix Lights Mystery - Was it an UFO
source: lightsoverphoenix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(www.unexplained.nl)
 
 
 
Ancient mysteries
source: unexplained.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to buy a Christmas tree
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sneak your favorite alcoholic drink into football games with these flask binoculars
source: funideas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(TeenHealthFX)
 
 
 
Sex with a Tree
source: teenhealthfx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Site)
 
 
 
Ultimate Nokia custimazation utilities
source: mjimports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(EFnet IRC)
 
 
 
Various videogames wallpapers
source: gamewallpapers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Animutation - Do the MARIO
source: wwwclan.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Bachelors: How to avoid doing dishes
source: thetoque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Whatever)
 
 
 
Photoshop
source: home.pacbell.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(248)
 
(aaroncake.net)
 
 
 
Build Your Own Spudgun
source: aaroncake.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Chinadaily)
 
 
 
Polish bakers to bake world's largest gingerbread house. Hansel and Gretel to attend ribbon-cutting.
source: chinadaily.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What ever happened to the sign?
source: charlieanderson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(www.niketown.com)
 
 
 
Personalize your own Nike Shox and see what they look like
source: nikeid.nike.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KS Supreme Court rules that killing with a ham sandwich is indeed illegal
source: ljworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Sat December 08, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Swedish Chicks: the only women on the planet anywhere near as hot as Latinamerican girls (NSWF)
source: cognac.campus.luth.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(CharlieAnderson)
 
 
 
Microsoft's job interview brain-teasers
source: charlieanderson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scale shear walls with the Gekkomat
source: gekkomat.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(mediafringe.com)
 
 
 
Really into Internet fads? Buy shirts that have all the catch phrases on them...
source: mediafringe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal 'beer belly' enzyme
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Slackers rejoice - Bedmaking could be hazardous to health
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Electrotank : New Multiplayer Game! Tank Blaster
source: electrotank.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(kurumi.com)
 
 
 
Make your own custom road signs!
source: kurumi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
LSD Mouthwash
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(bizarrestuff)
 
 
 
Make 5 foot long sparks in your kitchen and scare the shit out of cats
source: freeweb.pdq.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Time 'Navigator'. The Time's journalist's info resource page. Pretty cool.
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe sucks at cricket
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(TrooperClerks.com)
 
 
 
"Trooper Clerks" has website, many animations
source: trooperclerks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Chick tells about the people who read his comics. forgets to mention the 99 percent that throw them out
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
source: wbrucecameron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Kofi Annan guests on Sesame Street; in other news, Snuffleufagus to speak at UN meeting
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hanukkah doll arrives in stores, just in time for Christmas.
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(newsok)
 
 
 
To hell with roadsigns: Rednecks in Oklahoma steal heavy 9ft tall Ronald McDonald statue.
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Bea Arthur Action Doll
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Da Vinci's Notebook)
 
 
 
Da Vinci's Notebook, one of the best bands ever
source: davincisnotebook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flat tire prank disables school bus fleet
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(physicsweb.org)
 
 
 
Solar cell edges towards endless energy
source: physicsweb.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 


Fri December 07, 2001
(eBay)
 
 
 
Bid on Darth Maul's stunt lightsaber
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burger King revamping - customers probably won't notice
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
C.S. Lewis' ``Narnia'' series heads to big screen
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Science News)
 
 
 
"Sonic Flashlight" makes body translucent to naked eye. Clothes-deep version still needs tuning.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Email a holiday message to a US sevice member
source: anyservicemember.navy.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool little adventure game about tacos.
source: midcoast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Farked new Lord of the Rings trailer (funny).
source: aphreal.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party in New York City tomorrow (repeat reminder)
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Arabnews.com)
 
 
 
80!
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Russian police have arrested seven people accused of trying to sell more than two pounds of highly-enriched weapons-grade uranium
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Tennesee teens go wild. Steal bulldozer, beer, and two cars.
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Dave Barry on the effects of "Traditional Children's Songs from Hell."
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
Prisoners protest after authorities cut out their bacon & eggs, say they're 'starving'
source: home.post-dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(SETI)
 
 
 
SETI preparing for first contact, need your help
source: seti.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Hurled Guy)
 
 
 
Human catapulting -- how to and personal stories
source: trebuchet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese Error Haiku's
source: asianjoke.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Dorm fire at Western Illinois University causes 1000 students to evacuate
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Whatever)
 
 
 
A surprisingly lucid discussion of the War on Drugs
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What gestures mean is different parts of the world
source: webofculture.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone left the genetics lab unguarded again: Winged Cats.
source: messybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
End of skunky beer in the near future
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christmas display depicting man hanging himself while stringing lights doesn't please locals
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
People in Niger still enslaving each other
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(Stephen Wright)
 
 
 
Random Stephen Wright Joke
source: ai.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Diet beer, anyone? Michelob Ultra To Be Tested In 3 Cities
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Edinbugh News)
 
 
 
US Navy invent silent shark submarines
source: edinburghnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(South Africa Independent)
 
 
 
Zookeepers let pandas watch porn and give tigers Viagra.
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man drills for water, hits natural gas, sends up a big flame
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Public asked to do census on wild tigers warn to take care after 18 people died last year
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(The Mirror)
 
 
 
Man goes to refit kitchen finds 40ft mineshaft under wobbly floor
source: mirror.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Manly tips for bachelor living
source: davezilla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(314)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did the fish cross the road?
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(ObscureStore.com)
 
 
 
This time, there really was a monster in kids room.
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada has a Navy?!?!
source: novascotia.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Crocodile Hunter' movie starts filming.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(The WebGoddesses)
 
Boobies
 
Viper's Christmas Calender
source: sub-dom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Crawlspace is back!!
source: mercury.powweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Game show offers visit to International Space Station as prize.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Everlore)
 
Boobies
 
New Everquest Expansion "Glitch" Causes Nekkid-ness
source: everlore.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Explorers find underwater city ruins in the Caribbean, may prove that Cuba was once connected to South America
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Indianapolis Star)
 
 
 
21 cannon salute causes citywide panic.
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Chimp)
 
 
 
If you are into monkeys throwing feces at you (and who isn't?) play this flash game
source: bitemymonkey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Listings and reviews of hundreds of old or forgotten PC games, almost all available for download
source: theunderdogs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 


Thu December 06, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prickly pear cactus extract prevents hangovers
source: perfectequation.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Top Ten Stolen Cars in Houston in November
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Vintage C64 porn
source: girls.c64.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(DesMoinesRegister.com)
 
 
 
Iowa duck hunter shoots other hunters duck decoys in bizarre incident. Charged with "terrorism".
source: miva.dmregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Guiness)
 
 
 
Rocket Powered Beer
source: usa.guinness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Syracuse.com)
 
 
 
Hare Krishna fined for possessing cows without a permit
source: syracuse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Can your eyes change color?
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(IndyStar.com)
 
 
 
New McDonalds format is McSucky.
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
George Harrison's death certificate
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Maniac guns down at least 35 people at Indiana factory (or maybe at most 8)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(411)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man awarded $6.5 million after penis gets amputated.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sprint PCS guy named one of People Magazine's sexiest men alive
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bachelor recipe bonanza
source: members.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Girl banned from appearing in H.S. yearbook with pet rat
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(TDC)
 
 
 
5 students suspended for 'disruptive hair.' Show up again like that you'll be hair today, gone tomorrow!
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Trillian)
 
 
 
Trillian, best Windows IM program ever, releases version 7.0
source: ceruleanstudios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Major League Crybabies)
 
 
 
Selig whining to Congress about MLB's operating losses which are less that ARod's contract
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pirates kill yacht racer.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Utah overturns law prohibiting Polygamy Porter from advertising
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen sex questions - kid's say the darndest things!
source: teenhealthfx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(327)
 
(ClarionLedger.com)
 
 
 
Pipe bursts and floods school 12 hours after voters rejected bond to pay for repairs.
source: clarionledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Inventors seem to think cars aren't dangerous enough, so they're making new distractions.
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Mom to continue making Marijuana muffins for 8-year old son
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Another Chicago sports landmark to be ruined: Cubs to block out neighbors with big tarps.
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Brave old lady fends off crackhead burglar. Chjhuahua makes poor watchdog.
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(MeHead)
 
 
 
Lord of the Onion Rings
source: mehead.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Engine trouble forces pilot to land plane on busy street in Marlboro, MA
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Eonline)
 
Boobies
 
Brittney Spears falling out of her clothes during a photoshoot and everybody said WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Warning issued: Photocopying butts is dangerous
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(The Mirror)
 
 
 
English man fined for calling himself English on census form
source: mirror.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three USA Today employees fired, lose severance packages after getting fingerprints on corporate artwork: A "big blue ball" that cost $100,000.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Geraldo goes to Kabul to be some hero, gets righteous boning from Army
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Robin)
 
 
 
Farker Robin needs opinions on Altruism vs. Individualism
source: getstring.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(unknown country)
 
 
 
Original film of Nessie, missing for 65 years, is found
source: unknowncountry.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Donate money to buy condoms! Help build a life-size Stay Puft marshmallow man!
source: dailybull.flamewars.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman gave old Sinatra car to auction off for Sept. 11, now demads it back
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Pittsburghlive.com)
 
 
 
Last Fridays white guy robs bank disguised as fat black man arrest photo
source: pittsburghlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: Genital Origami
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Pigeonrat documents Santa-banning-town's Christmas tree-lighting ceremony (complete with lots of Santas)
source: nerdland.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(NewsChannel2000)
 
 
 
Touchstone delays release of comedy about sneaking a bomb on an airplane
source: newschannel2000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Elf tribunal to determine if Osama is naughty or nice.
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(www.rpg.net)
 
 
 
Ninja Burger wins an award for Most Silly Metaplot in a New RPG
source: rpg.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Google)
 
Weeners
 
Shirtless Celeb-Boys Galore, from Andy Gibb to Zed (Zed?). Includes Wheaton pics (not safe for work?)
source: 209.250.30.228   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why hasn't the US declared war?
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(246)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Howard Johnson leaves hotel business to manage Brooklyn Cyclones
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
l33t for Dummies aka How to speak cyber-retard
source: planetquake.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alaska has homeless people. They sleep outside. Outside
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 


Wed December 05, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Author who gave away the '65 Thunderbird - Doctor, nudist, convicted drug addict and pedophile
source: nostatusquo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
8 pages of boo-bies (not safe for work)
source: home.wanadoo.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Weird-ass Swedish 'family'
source: stellacultura.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
TechTV 's list of the 5 worst online museums
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Travelers delayed at airports more likely to get drunk
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(via rotten.com)
 
 
 
On-duty Park Ranger shoots would be carjacker...never mind that he was getting blown by a hooker at the time in his personal vehicle
source: newschannel5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Third grader stops just short of tracheotomy while saving teacher's life
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(kmov.com)
 
 
 
Surprise military training maneuvers scare the crap out of East St. Louis
source: kmov.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(jesusweekly.com)
 
 
 
Jesus theme-park owners in trouble with the taxman. Can Jesus save them?
source: jesusweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to bet on a horse named Taleban
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Inmate wants to mail semen to wife, Fb- is the donor
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It pays to read the fine print, Student wins '65 Mustang
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Walmart bans Salvation Army bell ringers
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: The Annoying Music Show Holiday CD
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Strom Thurmond's babysitter dies. His babysitter.
source: web.thestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man steals ton of cheese, claims he planned to eat it not sell it
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Drunken Jesus attacks police
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark Holiday Shopping Guide: The Vladimir Putin 2002 calendar
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(12)
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise tells media to "Get a life." Still not gay
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucky couple wins 6 cars in 8 days
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
God bless John Ashcroft and his yummy brownies.
source: virtualcities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Miss Afghanistan retains title for 22 years
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Britain outlaws baby cloning. No word on grown-up cloning yet.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arkansas tax hike proponents told they are free to contribute voluntarily, $260 raised.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Drew quoted in London newspaper article on photoshopping
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(News Askew)
 
 
 
12 things utterd by Yoda during sex.
source: newsaskew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giant Nerf war to take place in Irvine, CA
source: nerfonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(AJC.com)
 
 
 
Harry Potter will be translated into Latin. Latin America rejoices.
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Heisman finalists announced, Wil Wheaton nowhere to be found on list
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(John)
 
 
 
The story of John's Crawlspace and the host from hell
source: mercury.powweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "What the hell?" department, a pictorial of a Matt Foley action figure giving a motivational speech to other action figures
source: stingrayspit.8m.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Playstation banned in Netherlands. Sony issues declaration of war; beings preparation for ground campaign
source: zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Esquire.com)
 
 
 
How to get comped in Vegas
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys may be breaking up -- Farkistan police on alert for ensuing celebrations
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(MAXIM)
 
 
 
Top 20 "Why America is Great" -- Farkers can do better
source: maximonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(383)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Machine used to zap rat turds in hot dogs to be used for killing anthrax in mail
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Bin Laden feared to have Segway Scooter
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
a TON of beautiful Brazilian women
source: belezabrasileira.hpg.ig.com.br   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Canoe)
 
Boobies
 
Toronto Sun's Calendar Girls for 2002 (somewhat safe for work)
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Anti-ACLU protest/Fark party
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Find out which character from "Manos: Hands of Fate" you are
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
R2/D2 Beneath the Dome, 2nd Installment
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(17)
 
(Dark-America)
 
 
 
Dark-America launches "Alter This", a rasterbation experiment
source: dark-america.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Tue December 04, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wanna buy a duck??
source: atmos.washington.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(235)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank's grand opening features free fares for commuters, door prizes, and armed robbery.
source: inq.philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Fark Holiday Gift Guide: Four pawn shops with inventory - lots of guns, guitars, motorcycles.
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(People)
 
 
 
Britney Spears gets male stripper for 20th birthday
source: people.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Thieves in Russia steal 66 meters of railroad track
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Study showing that Israelis and Palestinians are genetically identical dropped from medical journal
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
RealAudio thinks we'll pay $10 a month to not own music.
source: news.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
Fox sues Duff brewers. Fear consumers will confuse real and imaginary beers.
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
Minister facing manslaughter charges claims a demon did it, but the victim will rise from the dead if they just give him a week.
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(119)
 
(Via Kuroshin)
 
 
 
Feds sieze poster of message board for threat against VP's life (this already has happened here on Fark to NexR this past summer -Drew)
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(295)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Fark Holiday Gift Guide: Jesus Air Fresheners (12-pack)
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(azcentral.com)
 
Weeners
 
Naked flag waver streaks through eatery
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pecker threatens to pull out of Florida
source: sunsentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Doctors leave behind 13 inch metal blade in patient, sets off airport metal detector
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tolkein Grandson disowned because he wants to see the movie
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson to attend Lord of the Rings premier without trousers
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A roundup of dot-com stadiums
source: dotcomscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
New Zealand cricket fans run nude onto field (not safe for work)
source: de.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Who reads Fark?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(424)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Strom Thurmond about to turn 99, surprised to learn he's not dead
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese woman believes movie Fargo was real, dies looking for buried loot
source: bismarcktribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(woodtv.com)
 
 
 
Lions losses predict the weather in Michigan. Uncannily accurate
source: woodtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Do not pee on this man's house
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drew may have solved Fark's financial situation by selling his organs on the black market
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(24)
 
(swissinfo.org)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein to release second romance novel
source: swissinfo.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
DEA and FBI raid OJ Simpson's house. Run Juice, Run!
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Liz Hurley's boyfriend says baby may not be his. Fb- is the father?
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Xylog.net)
 
 
 
Xylog FARKed because of Fernanda Martinelli
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(26)
 
(Irish Times)
 
 
 
Couple say we won the lottery but were given the wrong ticket
source: ireland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
"Segway Human Transporter" apparently not checked for acronym (not subtle version)
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears contemplate making "Super Bowl Shuffle 2001"
source: chicagosports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The President's Christmas card
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(157)
 
(via globalsecurity.com)
 
 
 
Security for the Super Bowl: portable surface-to-air missles.
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(75)
 
(Miami.com)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's 2001 Holiday Gift Guide -- Get your musical toliet paper roller now.
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(MSN Living)
 
 
 
NiceFire is back, thanks to the dedication and abilities of several under-paid Penguins
source: nicefire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Corporate Mofo)
 
Boobies
 
Corporate Mofo writer gets her nipples pierced for your amusement (Part 2) (Not safe for work)
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
See the INCREDIBLE 2-bit graphics and sound in old Atari ads
source: atari-history.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Raise 50 cents for charity for playing Levi's skating game
source: levi-holiday.lateral.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists warn of 'super athletes'
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ancient Japanese porno
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(56)
 
(The Independent)
 
 
 
Worst 428 films never made. Includes 'Truckstop Nurses' and 'Jazzercide'
source: finemanfilms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Mon December 03, 2001
(new scientist)
 
 
 
Ground Zero fire still burning: longest-burning structural fire in history
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaq's latest NBA fine is equal to less than one minute of his salary
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(29)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
The American Police State may work like Mexico with better plumbing
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(74)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
American Taliban soldier described as "good boy" except for that whole supporting Osama thing
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG gives us concept drawings from Segway's creator found in his patent filing
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(74)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark party Dec 8th. Drew's getting there on the 6th, looking for folks to hang out with in the meantime
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Viking name generator
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(185)
 
(new scientist)
 
 
 
"Bear-proof" suit (made from titanium and duct tape) ready for testing against actual bears
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World's smallest reptile identified, will practice law in Michigan
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Football team sacks opposing team's cheerleaders
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(64)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian cameraman films women's volleyball, zooms in on asses, gets fired
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(43)
 
(newsok.com)
 
 
 
Excite @home & Cox reach agreement, no one loses service.
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(51)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman gives birth to quintuplets over span of 16 days
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(41)
 
(Globe & Mail)
 
 
 
Insurance covers damages to marijuana garden after police raid
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(43)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Hunting group claims that shooting prairie dogs has no impact on how many prairie dogs there are
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ketamine (Special K) use turns ravers into drooling, retarded shells of their former selves
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(320)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Nikita Khrushchev partied naked with Finnish president
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
New windows when you click a link or not? Click the link to vote
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(313)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US massing troops on Canadian border, invasion imminent
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(127)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeve's urine sample appraised
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Discuss new changes to comments section and new windows on Fark links
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Krispy Kremes added to afternoon tea menu
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(69)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
How do you keep the Buffalo Bills out of your front lawn? Put up goal posts
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(23)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
American kids are a bunch of porkers
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Walken wins Best Actor in Video award from VH1
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Wheaton's Trek to Respectability
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wow! IT's a scooter. Too bad they missed that craze by two years
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(330)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What do you call somebody that makes millions but still robs people's homes? An NBA Allstar
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this marine doing something with his bag
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(126)
 
(swissinfo.org)
 
 
 
Teacher loses job for telling 6yr olds that Santa does not exist
source: swissinfo.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
White, educated, middle class American found fighting for Taliban
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Manchester United losing streak blamed on frenchman Blanc and his name
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise is cured of gayness
source: unison.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Sunday People)
 
 
 
Police warn of weirdo who clings onto cars as you drive off
source: people.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Sunday People)
 
 
 
Man hit by explosion, hurled 25 feet, hits power lines, falls in front of bus - survives
source: people.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lame movies give birth to Worst Headline Ever
source: ca.movies.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
"IT"s test model in action
source: leiwww.epfl.ch   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Student criminally prosecuted for video of his ex-girlfriend nude on the internet (site safe for work, video not). Taking donations for his legal fund
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the clown that whipped it out in front of Walmart? Some kids made planters in effigy of him.
source: funkypages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Cheap DVD Player!!! (non-working, homemade)
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Japan says "Sattelite is coming back to Earth, but we don't know where it's going to land." Duck and cover
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Play a cool Tennis game.
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(48)
 

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