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Sun November 11, 2001
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Noam Chomsky calls Americans "terrorists"
source: in.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(500)
 
(Raving Toy Maniac)
 
Boobies
 
Action Figure with cold nipples (safe for work)
source: toymania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistanis release press photo of new "Duck Hunt " national champion
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Osama was a fan of London soccer team Arsenal
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazil, where burning people alive only gets you 8 years in the pokey.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ATM cash advances at strip clubs and all-day golf escapades imporant job duties for this local sheriff
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another non-ranked North Carolina college beats FSU
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(PA Inteligencer Journal)
 
 
 
Hillbilly has baby. Thinks it's gas.
source: lancasteronline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(oldwoodies)
 
 
 
Pictures of woodies
source: oldwoodies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Crooks have taste for deep-fried food
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Red Cross to burn excess blood
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
University of Toronto doesn't quite know what to do with donated porn collection, but it will be studied... closely.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the knights of the Northern Alliance
source: aljazeera.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
FBI To Turn Over Geronimo's Headdress
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Upcomingmovies)
 
 
 
Walken to co-star in Ben Stiller movie
source: upcomingmovies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince urges leniency for flower-wielding schoolgirl
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Counterpunch)
 
 
 
How Bush is turning America into a Facist state (long)
source: counterpunch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(230)
 
(Whatever)
 
 
 
Whatever-Dude classic: The genius of 80's teen movie icon, William Zabka.
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(via goldencorral.net)
 
 
 
Ever been in the military? I know where you're eating Monday night
source: goldencorral.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
More boobies than you can shake a stick at... Er.., bad choice of words....
source: ssmax.supereva.it   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 


Sat November 10, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Assorted cow facts: Like why cows explode?
source: userpages.umbc.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists may have found new form of matter or energy
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When internet jokes combine
source: iconsofindustry.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ken Kesey, the true "Lord of Acid" passes away
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lee blue jeans company to make bluge pants for guys with tiny weener blues
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
XFL still dragging WWF into financial black hole
source: nando.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(via TVSPY.com)
 
 
 
TV anchorman visits supermarket, puts out fire on woman's head with his blazer
source: roanoke.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why stop at beer? How to play chess with spirits
source: firebox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Rumproast.com)
 
 
 
New list of improved swear words issued. George Carlin rejoices.
source: rumproast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
bin Laden claims to have nuclear, chemical weapons (*cough* bullshit *cough*)
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Art Bell)
 
 
 
William Bastone from The Smoking Gun will be on Art Bell's show
source: artbell.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Laid Off: A Day in the Life" (Flash, long)
source: oddtodd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Norway almost caused World War III to begin in 1995
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The sucking continues: Jordan's Wizards lose 109-100. To Golden State. At home.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Sacramento Bee)
 
 
 
Family sues landlord for mold in their apartment--Jury awards them $2.7M
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fat people boycott Shallow Hal because they deem it to be offensive. In a related move, wizards to boycott Harry Potter.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Joanna "ISIS" Cameron Gallery (safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(inthehat.com)
 
 
 
Faced with continuing financial difficulties, U.S. mulls contraction
source: deathsuite.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(BayArea.com)
 
 
 
Women strip to protest California logging
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Dachshund bites wild bear's "bearhood" to save owner
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
How the Big Mac guy started on the road to 18,000
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Men's Health.com)
 
 
 
How to play chess with beer
source: menshealth.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(lateshow)
 
 
 
The top ten things that'll get you kicked out of the Taliban.
source: cbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Farker Phxtony writes book
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Next week's meteor shower to be largest since 1966
source: science.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Seele96)
 
 
 
Farker Fofo sends Drew some RUM. Now demands to be photoshopped.
source: home.coqui.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 


Fri November 09, 2001
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
FBI releases profile of anthrax mailer that reads like a horoscope
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
African bushmen sue for anti-obesity drug revenues
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson has anthrax, was going to marry Princess Di, and is ape-shit crazy
source: dotmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Ban hunting because hunters can be terrorists in disguise" says wildlife group
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(BayArea.com)
 
 
 
O.J.'s mom dies, no word on his alibi
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Firehouse.com)
 
 
 
Beaver blamed for starting forest fire
source: firehouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is just odd. Probably best viewed while high
source: torisukoshiro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baskin Robbins brings back Shrek'd Out Chocolate Mint for video release. Here's why Shrek Swirl isn't back.
source: bergen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben Stiller is gonna have a baby. Fb- fathered this one too
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(TMC)
 
 
 
Free bear sandwich during halftime of Bears/Packers game at Wisconsin bar. No word on what's being served in Chicago
source: themilwaukeechannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Food shop owner foils teenagers' robbery attempt by attacking them with 8-lb ham
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Heinz blames shortfall on 9-11 attacks to cover up for EZ Squirt Blastin' Green and Funky Purple ketchup fiascos.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Nimda virus creator angry anti-virus companies didn't call it Concept, releases new virus with copyright message
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Access Atlanta)
 
 
 
Mets say no to Rocker deal, not enough batteries in New York
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jacko to build a "computer school" for his kids so they don't have to participate in "society"
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Beacon News Aurora)
 
 
 
Play paintball with Shatner
source: suburbanchicagonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(KevviModel.com)
 
 
 
Win a role on KevviModel's upcoming TV show
source: kevvimodel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Contest held in Norway to improve upon the cheese slicer
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Northern Alliance enters Mazar-e-Sharif
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
More fun with Scientology. Added bonus: Scientology fan fiction
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(AZ Republic)
 
 
 
World Series trophy hits tree while on parade
source: arizonarepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's #1 import: Canadian Trash.
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Attorney-Client Privilege no longer exists
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: Microsoft invented Open Source
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
X-E, Seanbaby, and all other UGO sites down since yesterday
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bulls coach says "We couldn't beat a snappy Jr. High team"
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
'Tourist Guy': is he or isn't he?
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toddler sneaks onto bus, tours town by himself
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company plans to rent men to women that want to go shopping
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
High cholesterol means you will be smart fat ass with heart problems
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farker fb- fathers his first child
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bush niece is Pirelli cover girl
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: one year's worth of White Castles. Proceeds go to charity
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Woman who bitch slapped Prince to get 15 years
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(ScienceDaily)
 
 
 
Scientists now know exactly how the sense of smell works. Still can't figure out what stinks behind the fridge.
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Judge tells Ashcroft where to shove it
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Playboy.com)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for which Survivor chick should be asked to appear in Playboy (Not Safe For Work)
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Alabama biology textbooks to warn students about evolution
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hijacker Mohammed Atta was gay. And this is important because?
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soccer mascots throw punches, ripping head off
source: buryfc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Move over freaky Optimus Prime dude, you've been one-upped (pic)
source: shatteredreality.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Unclothed sports chicks
source: sportandgirls.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Pictures of Wil Wheaton & Debbie Gibson together on E-bay
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Miss World 2001 contestants. Chile wins (safe for work)
source: lun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Dotcom Scoop)
 
 
 
The latest in online advertising: textads, round pop ups, product placements and more
source: dotcomscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last year, Aspen guy illegaly feeds bears. This year, bears remember and break into his car
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(msn health)
 
 
 
Women live longer than men because men don't go to the doctor
source: content.health.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(ESPN)
 
Video
 
The top ten best goal celebrations
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(thirdrail)
 
 
 
Farker Thirdrail's ex-wife
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 


Thu November 08, 2001
(KansasCity Channel)
 
 
 
Cottage cheese cripples rush hour traffic in Kansas City.
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What to do before the Styx Concert
source: angelfire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(www.styxworld.com)
 
 
 
Canada *finally* get STYX! (Tour Dates)
source: styxworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Making airports, and breasts, secure (safe for work)
source: satirewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Coke and Harry Potter trying to turn kids into fat satanists
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Glow in the dark bike promises to make children easier to target at night
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Majority of Oregon voters overruled by one non-resident: John Ashcroft
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 
(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Pack of smokes in Seattle: $5
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Tree-Huggers rejoice: Green Party gets official recognition
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Translation of Portugese Webpage with WTC Tourist
source: translate.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(TDC)
 
Weeners
 
Regis does show with pants unzipped. Wants co-host to warn him next time.
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
NewsFlash
 
Turks captured smuggling Uranium stolen from Russia
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Picture of woman bitch slapping the Prince
source: a1636.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Globo.com)
 
 
 
WTC Tourist Guy may have been identified. Page in Portugeese
source: redeglobo.globo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dwarfs for hire is a booming business
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Indymedia)
 
 
 
Department of Defense admits to bombing Red Cross on purpose
source: indymedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Zap2it)
 
 
 
Zap2it says 'The Tick' & 'Family Guy' are best bets
source: tv.zap2it.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(via Hotline Scoop)
 
 
 
Money, drugs and beautiful women all cause the same brain reaction in young men
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(India Times)
 
 
 
India decides cows need ID cards
source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince Charles bitch-slapped
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ally McBeal Hottie out of the closet
source: nationalenquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Exxon can get away with anything - Valdez punitive damage award overturned
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(UniSci)
 
 
 
Study: students with Tourette's Syndrome 50-75 times higher than traditionally thought
source: unisci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Powell says we'll whoop up on Iraq next
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline boss slams hollywood stars as ``gutless cowards''
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
AZ radio station fires entire staff. Rival station fires their staff, hires rival staff
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Queen of Jordan vrs. nude model Jordan (safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudis flog 55 youths
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Clinton lands acting contract on American TV show. Pravda translation mangles show title
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Millionaire strikes back at relatives from beyond the grave, divulges their sex lives in his will
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Boozing deemed "theraputic"
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Access Atlanta)
 
 
 
John Rocker to pitch for Mets. Battery prices surge in New York.
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Moose stomps dog. Alaska on high Moose-Alert.
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Librarian refuses request to fly American flag. "String of Penises" art exhibit is OK.
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(news observer)
 
 
 
State may ban roadside memorials
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney Spears says she wants to have sex with you
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Federal Government wants to cut minimum amount of meat on a frozen pizza.
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson likes his kilts
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Experts select winners of the Masturbation Horror Story contest
source: villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Larry Hagman (I Dream of Jeanie, Dallas) tells about his acid trips
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Lots and lots of high-res boobies (not safe for work)
source: monitor.hr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
SI covergirl Elsa Benitez (not safe for work)
source: celebhotties.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Save the Expos
source: espn-i.starwave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 


Wed November 07, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taliban opposition attacking on horseback - France makes long pointy sticks
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM now using Pixie dust
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sniper Training: How to Assassinate a Prairie Dog
source: snipercountry.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
People buy cans of Coke only to find the cans are filled with beer
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(NASA Watch)
 
 
 
Dont keep cans of crazy string in your car
source: nasawatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(ClickOnDetroit)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police chasing stolen burning lumber truck (with live video)
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas prisons won't allow letters with white powder to be delivered to inmates in light of anthrax scare
source: dallasobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(KCStar.com)
 
 
 
Idiots believe aurora borealis is "nuclear death cloud"
source: kcstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(TOC)
 
 
 
Reporter takes shot from new police taser to see what it's like (with video)
source: channeloklahoma.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reasons why the Yankees should be the team baseball gets rid of
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man fires on US base in Qatar. US military turns him into a fine red mist
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Britney shows off her knowledge of current events.
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Real life Fight Club broken up in central Utah
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA admits it's no good with money, plans to privatize space shuttles
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New drug craze sweeping the country: scorpion smoking
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Corporate wimps boost bulletproof SUV sales
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Bob"bies (safe for work)
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(43)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Scientology lawyers finally get around to contacting SomethingAwful. SA strikes back.
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(124)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Beef industry promoting new kind of steak
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(74)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Will literate farkers pay a penny per page after reading this?
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(150)
 
(Topps)
 
 
 
Make some new Enduring Freedom trading cards
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(219)
 
(SLTrib)
 
 
 
"Bobsled Hotties" - Farker Pertifly went to school with Jean
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(30)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man wrongly imprisioned for 15 years busted for heroin possession. Term 'wrongly' no longer applies
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(23)
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania officials seize Mr. Bigglesworth. Added bonus: video of failed capture attempt
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's National French Week (Nov. 7-13)
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(45)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Floor plans for Jeter & Piazza NYC penthouses.
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.C. Water and Sewer authority cuts off customers despite fact that bills, checks, and cutoff warnings are all quarantined in mail.
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
French skiers don't want to come to Utah for Olympics, want to cancel Olympics and stay home with mommy
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photo of propaganda leaflets being dropped on Afghanistan
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(173)
 
(Eugene Register Guard)
 
 
 
Oregon researchers find warmer weather causes mosquitos to evolve. Military looking into using freak mosquitos as new aircraft
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Women find Donald Rumsfeld sexy
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(98)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bunch of Einsteins make stunning conjecture: double mastectomy reduces breast cancer rate to near zero
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(51)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Junk food sales rise as people eat more crap than usual to cope with attacks
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(34)
 
(Channel3000)
 
 
 
PETA will stop protesting weiner-mobile if Oscar Meyer introduces veggie hot dog
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stress is now good for you
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(34)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"The Tick" starts Thursday at 8:30 on Fox
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Thome's professor
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(115)
 


Tue November 06, 2001
(TPC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man eats 18,000th Big Mac
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Did Shatner fart? Ask him yourself
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(30)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
William Shatner denies farting in front of Leonard Nimoy
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(79)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud Selig with a conflict of interest in regards to folding the Twins?
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(48)
 
(new scientist)
 
 
 
3-year study shows that in auctions people bid higher on stuff they can actually see
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Domo Kun and his friendly rabbit.
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(146)
 
(TBC)
 
 
 
Toddler brings marijuana to day care
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(539)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Fed cuts rates half a point, prime down to 2%. Lowest in 40 years
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(64)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama running out of space for toxic waste
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(53)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian Cable TV provider will pay people to watch TV all day
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban find a couple of helicopter tires, claim total victory in war
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Last call for Farkfest 2002 New Orleans signups. Registration ends Nov 14th
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sleeps w/ coworkers wife; gets shot in the nuts
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(110)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Afghan mountains surrender
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CBS and Fox farking with each other over Emmys and World Series
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(43)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Anchor woman has on-air laughing fit over deaths of 3 fishermen
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cambodia bans Osama T-shirts. Pictures of Osama in the toilet are ok
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(16)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Castle in france for sale.
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(87)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints player considers himself a hero for going bezerk and losing game for team
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(73)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Kathy Thomas, republican running for Cook County clerk, is also a "Hot Babe looking for fun" according to her website
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(84)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Northern Alliance cashes in on journalists' expense accounts.
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(25)
 
(Maine.com)
 
 
 
Larry the lobster's lucky cousin: two-tone Tony (with pic)
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(36)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Judge rules that the crayon Brick Red is much easier on the eyes than Goldenrod
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(25)
 
(Drew)
 
 
 
If you are capable of extending a six-figure commercial line of credit, email me. Drew@fark.com
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(116)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Student wins scholarship, vows to spend winnings on beer
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(57)
 
(Brescue.org)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons - Man or border collie?
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(22)
 
(everythingisnt.com)
 
 
 
Popular Mechanics reviews a portable UFO detector.
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(18)
 
(Wichita Eagle)
 
 
 
Ring_of_trout's cousin dies as he delivers toys for charity drive
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two days later, Yankees disentigrate. God bless free agency
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks owner promises they won't be another Marlins.
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(13)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Phoebe "Fast Times" Cates Pinup Gallery (not safe for work)
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(47)
 
(Dark America)
 
 
 
BizB's cute kid reviews Monsters Inc. for Dark-America
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(16)
 
(Landover Baptist)
 
 
 
Billy Crystal stars as walking, talking testicle in new Disney flick
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(44)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Prime Minister's middle finger cast in bronze statue
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(31)
 
(The Spark.com)
 
 
 
Guy dresses up as Internet Explorer 5.0 as halloween, crashes
source: thespark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Bob and Tom)
 
 
 
Bob & Tom share interest in FARKers' photoshops of the WTC guy
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(40)
 
(Roadside America)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Cabbage Patch Kids? You'll be sorry you asked...
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(70)
 
(FilmWise)
 
 
 
Guess the movie by just looking at the bikini
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(34)
 
(drunkgamers)
 
 
 
Vanilla rum drinker swears he not gay. Verdict still out.
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(57)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"Weapon of Choice" big winner at Billboard Music Video Awards
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make your own White Castle hamburgers
source: robbiehaf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
An archive of Pirelli Calendars (NSFW)
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"St. John the Baptist Preaching" by baroque master Giordano
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(156)
 
(Punogre)
 
 
 
Farker Ogre waxes his chest hair for your amusement (because he lost a bet)
source: punogre.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 


Mon November 05, 2001
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke 1# in preseason AP college basketball standings
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(30)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
McDonald's uses spy satellites. Tastes like McChicken.
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. drops bombs in Afghanistan that can blow craters as wide as 5 football fields
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(118)
 
(Greeley Tribune)
 
 
 
Man pulls 35-1/2 pound carp out of Colorado pond
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(52)
 
(Free Republic)
 
 
 
Osama shooting gallery cleverly disguised adware Trojan
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(33)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Clinton needs new interns
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(31)
 
(DIY.com)
 
 
 
Hard-core gardeners turn to flamethrowers to fight weeds. French weeds surrender.
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company decides pop up windows suck. Destroys them. (I use it, it works -Drew)
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(102)
 
(Jewish World Review)
 
 
 
'What if we fought the Nazis like we are fighting the Taliban?' asks Columnist
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(118)
 
(TDC)
 
 
 
Fark.com and ObscureStore review posted.
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(37)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Carjacker run over by own vehicle after leading police on wild hour-and-a-half chase -- with video
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poll shows France in favor of surrendering in Afghanistan
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(36)
 
(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Robber stops to pick up a six-pack, gets arrested
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN now quotes anonymous message board posters in their news
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Idiot student burns down a forest while trying to burn an American flag
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(26)
 
(NYTimes)
 
 
 
The full story on the Sept 11th hijackers (long)
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(51)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Companies blaming problems on Sep. 11 even if they were already having problems.
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New book alledges that Madonna once hit on Michael Jackson (bottom)
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
FAA misses terrorists, catches urinator
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(25)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: a dream weekend to see Britney Spears
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(107)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Great-grandmother shows support by burning Afghani flag, but nearly catches innocent man walking by on fire
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Redskins win three straight. Third horse of the apocolypse arrives.
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(23)
 
(flat1ine.org)
 
Video
 
Fake Ep II trailer here
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Download Ep. II Teaser 'Breathing' now (alternate site)
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Malaysian men are the world's highest per capita users of Viagra
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(26)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Album review: Jacko's "Invincible" slightly better than nails on chalkboard
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(67)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Lions now 0-7!
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Polish motorists can avoid traffic fines if they agree to pray with a traffic priest
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(27)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Government issues more specific warnings
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(23)
 
(StarWars.com)
 
 
 
Rumor has it that the Attack of the Clones trailer will be released here today
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(62)
 
(via wnd.com)
 
 
 
Criminals who can't get guns legally get them via friends and family
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(50)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona holds first professional sports championship victory after-game riots, needs practice
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(37)
 
(comedyclub)
 
 
 
Comedyclub is hiring! Are you enough of an asshole for the job?
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(14)
 
(Press Enterprise)
 
 
 
City vs. Strip Club; City 0, Strip Club 4
source: pe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Pamela Sue Martin Gallery (TV's Nancy Drew) (not safe for work)
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints blow definite win against Jets because of last-second "personal fouls"
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(22)
 
(flux)
 
 
 
Flux's images from Nov 4th Ithaca NY Fark party
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(43)
 
(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Farker Corporate Mofo Shaves his Head for Your Amusement
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(65)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists study something or other by asking people to watch porno
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Georgia town wants to make cheerleaders less sexy
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(66)
 
(Dido)
 
 
 
Eurofarkfest this Saturday
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(28)
 

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