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Sun August 26, 2001
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rangers, Red Sox play twice as long as they needed to.
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Taleban website hacked (The taleban have a website?!)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Hindu scholar says men got pregnant
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lady Godiva: The naked truth
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
16th annual Burning Man self-expression celebration facing first ever attendance drop
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Taliban leader bans Internet use in Afghanistan
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken Soundboard
source: koltershock1.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Woman says Condit shaves all his body hair (and Clinton has a small penis as well)
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Man in England makes world's first church for dogs.
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
Singer Aaliyah dies in plane crash
source: archive.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(311)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mariners, Indians almost brawl over earrings
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Falls, off the rocker)
 
 
 
To taste or die: The truth about aspartame
source: fallsofftherocker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only reason to watch MTV: Walken to be at Video Music Awards
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(worth1000)
 
 
 
Worth1000 hacked by 'Muslims'
source: worth1000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CounterStrike game leads to stabbing.
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Milk Board pulls famous "Got Milk" slogan from Latin audiences, because it translates to "Are you lactating?"
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
If you can't BE nekkid, at least LOOK like you are.(not safe for work?)
source: nudesuit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Save 'Dem Goldfish! (Flash game by a friend of Drew's)
source: coffeebreakarcade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Catholics are going to hell
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Utah Republicans can't take guns with them to hear Cheney speak
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(retroCRUSH)
 
Boobies
 
Brigitte Bardot Nude Gallery, France is good for something
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey as Christopher Walken doing Han Solo
source: snlmm.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews "The Others"
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy attempts to sell soul to Devil. Denied.
source: sinfest.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Aliens sue US Air Force for reverse engineering UFOs via DMCA.
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 


Sat August 25, 2001
(Snopes)
 
 
 
There's no saltpeter in army food, and it doesn't lower libido anyways
source: snopes2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Whatever)
 
 
 
Sgt Hartman of Full Metal Jacket for president
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Dissent Magazine)
 
 
 
Murderize.com
source: murderize.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Whatever)
 
 
 
Review of NES's Friday The 13th game.
source: whatever-dude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can't sleep? Try counting sheep (flash)
source: go2sleep.be   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most frustrating game ever (flash)
source: b3ta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(metafilter.com)
 
 
 
What really happens when you do something bad (flash movie)
source: billyblob.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full Metal Jacket (Gunnery Sgt. Hartman) soundboard
source: stupidassholes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(HN)
 
 
 
Top hacker network DVD screen shots
source: hackernetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Reasonable Drivers Unanimous)
 
 
 
Dept. of Transportation says higher speed limits do not cause more accidents
source: ibiblio.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Modern Humorist)
 
 
 
Track washed up celebrities
source: modernhumorist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Metafilter is back online.
source: metafilter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(mactoolbox.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop tips for mac users
source: mactoolbox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take the Jung - Myers - Briggs personality test
source: humanmetrics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(about.com)
 
 
 
List of stuff it's illegal to send to other countries
source: geography.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Join the Yahoo club for miniature donkey lovers.
source: clubs.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
One-legged man too busy to enter contest
source: thetoque.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video of guy driving his SUV on just two wheels (realvideo)
source: toprpm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop any banner ad. Link it to any site. If it's funny, we'll add it to the rotation
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Britney vs. Janet Jackson. It's the great boob-out (not safe for work).
source: campchaos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(markshannon.com)
 
 
 
The Girls of Krispy Kreme Calendar
source: markshannon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White Castle(R) introduces crave case - 30 burgers to go
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
J Edgar Hoover targeted Mad Magazine (repeat)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
South Korea's olympic archers are ordered to clean up city sewage, stay up all night, stare at dead bodies in a crematory, and climb a mountain with a rubber dinghy on their backs.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Look out Mike! Now they're trying to ban roller coasters
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Game industry hits back at brain study
source: zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Heavy drinkers eat more, wrong things
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(DenverChannel.com)
 
 
 
Couple rents the brand new Brocos stadium for $350 to have wedding rehersal dinner
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(NewScientist)
 
 
 
Eating hot sauce keeps you free from bacteria- ask the chickens
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Geek horoscopes
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 


Fri August 24, 2001
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark chat: going on right now
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 8pm EST on TechTV
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
74!
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Couple gets married in donut shop. Again.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Simple article explaining Superstring Theory so anyone can understand
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Number of brew pubs on the rise
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Apple.com)
 
 
 
The Matrix + Highlander + Twin Dragons = The One (quicktime trailer)
source: apple.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Got cash? Have a stadium named after you.
source: cnnfn.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
$10 million for party of 25 waiting a few hours at Denny's
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(NewsNet5.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter crashes fire truck on the way to a fire at his own house
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Dead People Rally in Support of Microsoft (repeat)
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
St Isodore of Seville to become Patron Saint of the Internet
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
New "Star Trek" show theme is a song from "Patch Adams."
source: aint-it-cool-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
American liberty trampled under foot of Frenchman. France surrenders.
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Guardian UK)
 
 
 
Employers who call staff at home can be sued
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown cheat death on cocaine rampage
source: nationalenquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Top psychiatrist at University of Massachusetts shares nude pics of patients--Medical Board not amused
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Detroit Now)
 
 
 
Somebody in Detroit is taping porno pictures to cars and houses
source: detnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(cfnow)
 
 
 
Teen devises a Nile Virus fighter; Device kills mosquito larvae using sound frequencies to rupture internal organs
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonald's losers considering lawsuit
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Best bank in the world offers 'free peep show' while you wait
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bring on the burgers and fries, eating bean sprouts can be 'deadly'
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(PageSix.com)
 
 
 
POP tart Britney Spears to sing "Orgasmic Note" at MTV Video Music Awards
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(mediajunkies)
 
 
 
Union says Coca-Cola uses thugs in Colombia
source: mediajunkies.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Trailer for new movie: "Super Troopers" (QT)
source: apple.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(WKRN)
 
 
 
McDonalds to give away $10M over labor day
source: wkrn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nicotine drops added to drinks can help stop smoking
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
India bans use of condoms in factories
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Scientists considering man-beast hybrids for the future
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Artist" to cover house with cheese, attract a lot of bugs.
source: unb.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Satellites search for Noahs Ark; Snapshots of Mount Ararat reveal anomalous structure
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Athelete loses medal for mooning crowd, blames 'cultural differences' (with pic)
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Consumers distrust AOL more than Microsoft
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Baseball turning to variety of bizzare sideshows to keep fans interested
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Tempt a woman with a raspberry creme brulee and her heart rate will go up to 142 beats a minute
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video of SNL cowbell skit (uses realplayer)
source: snlmm.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 


Thu August 23, 2001
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Judge says 20 tons of steel in man's yard is junk, not art
source: dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Anchorage Daily)
 
 
 
Girls play on Alaskan high school football teams
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Overwhelmed CT town suspends lotto sales due crazed New Yorkers
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture (pic)
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Liberals pissed at idea of Limbaugh on CNN
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three die while cutting up artillery shells
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oops. I hosed up a bunch of the links today. Backups only go back to 2am. Anything posted after then and before this link is broke. I blame beer withdrawl. -Drew
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
French parachutist botches landing on Liberty's torch - France surrenders
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(HeraldNet)
 
 
 
Stupid nude guy tells cops about his marijuana garden
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Ad)
 
 
 
Boeing missile defense weapon advertisement states "if the skies aren't clear, they soon will be"
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(petetownshend.com)
 
 
 
Pete Townshend responds to critique of aging rockers (nicely pissed).
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Saying 'I'm going to kill President Bush" will land you 5 years in jail
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Video of dumbass paraglider stuck on side of statue of liberty
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Abusing robot dog is not only wrong, it's 'conterproductive'
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Almost half of world's shark attacks this year were in a 50-mile stretch of Florida beach
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England cricket team have lost the coin toss fourteen times in a row
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bananas and sex may save you from insomnia
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
California firm wants to copyright celebrity DNA; fears army of Ricky Martin clones
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark made Yahoo Internet Life's Strange Sites
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe has band called 30-Odd Foot of Grunts, they suck, (unless you love Crowe)
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Physicists make strange matter
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark needs money for t-shirts for female Farkers to wear. Donate here
source: s1.amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Apologize nicely and Maine police will tear up your parking tickets
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(AZ Central)
 
 
 
Louisville baseball museum's 'old bats' billboard angers needlepointers
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(GoMemphis.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee #1 in Meth Labs
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(via Obscurestore)
 
 
 
Burglary trial delayed when the accused arrives drunk
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(via Obscurestore)
 
 
 
Woman: Landlord said I could work off rent by stripping
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Exciting new development in the making of Ramen noodles
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today seems to think Mexico, USA, and Canada are separated by an ocean
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
72! (damn Saudi reporting)
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Beer is the healthiest drink in the world
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
The eagle tormenting the Hampton beach has been captured
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No winner in the 193 million dollar lottery
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(bigmeats.net)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz combination explored
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Guy pays pawnshop 264 percent interest per year
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(disinfo.com)
 
 
 
Book: You are being lied to
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
New study finds college binge drinking to be a blast
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
PETA chick gets naked in downtown Denver.... (safe for work)
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(BlackVampyr)
 
 
 
Women of Fark (and men too) (someone mirror this before it gets Farked -Drew)
source: 65.15.17.130   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(496)
 
(Bizarre Behavior)
 
 
 
BizarreBehavior's Big Adventure
source: members.accesstoledo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Charleston.net)
 
 
 
Man hit by lightning twice within a matter of minutes
source: charleston.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama Governor says to pierced boys, "If God had wanted you to wear earrings, he'd have made you a girl."
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man beaten to death for telling construction worker not to eat noodles in public
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture.
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 


Wed August 22, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sharks Bite Another Surfer In Florida
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Administrate your Linux box with Doom (repeat from waaay back)
source: cs.unm.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(MeHead)
 
 
 
Evidence that Oprah Winfrey is actually Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor
source: mehead.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's how far-fetched your chances of winning the Powerball tonight are
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Woman, 80, fires 40yr old shotgun shell at some guy who wouldn't turn down his car radio
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Naked British tourists arrested in center of St. Petersburg
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian programmer's case continues; first court session to take place tomorrow
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Asian artists make porn sites work for them (safe for work)
source: villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(StarTribune)
 
 
 
Little League Coach moons his players to make them smile for team picture
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(St. Pete Times)
 
 
 
All you can eat slob ready for his biggest challenge
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Brett Hull to join Hasek and Robitaille as a Red Wing average age of team soars
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
118 car pileup is nobody's fault
source: fredericksburg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's unconstitutional for the state to tell topless dancers they can't touch themselves
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're looking for an attractive female to model our Fark merchandise. If you're interested, contact Drew or post pics in the discussion area for general comment
source: cafepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(864)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Halt of corporal punishment sparks crime wave
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
God personally tells man to convert his 1966 Chevy into a tool for the ministry
source: bloomington.in.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Cedar Rapids, Iowa Masonic Lodge #666 seeks less Satanic number
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Untitled Document)
 
 
 
Untitled Document makes "glorious" comeback
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(7)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Man blames the Internet for making him stupid
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bald eagle menaces New Hampshire beach
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(9)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic
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(134)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Study concludes being obese and lazy can kill you in more ways than thought possible
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
American Red Cross refusing British blood because it's 'diseased'
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(32)
 
(South London)
 
 
 
Crowd watches, videotapes and applauds couple having sex on the beach
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(47)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Britney loves her body and walks around the house naked.
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(79)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Baby Boomer rockers should just give up
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(51)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
New encryption makes CDs uncopyable
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(15)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Construction company blares rock music to drive away beavers
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(21)
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
Talking Ads While You Pee At The Bar
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(23)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: The all-new IBM 2-button gravy boat mouse
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(27)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Disabled man exposes himself to neighbors, flees on mower
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Survivor' Richard Hatch arrested for beating up boyfriend
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(32)
 
(Independent News)
 
 
 
California governor says no new freeways after 2006. Yeah. Right.
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(15)
 
(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
George Lucas denies changing Episode 2 title
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(19)
 
(OnePaper)
 
 
 
St. Croix to market "Butt Naked Tourism"
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(16)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Unwanted AOL CD protest gets little response
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(13)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Minnesota warns of driver distraction using large billboards.
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(9)
 


Tue August 21, 2001
(Ed Anger)
 
 
 
Editorial: raise the speed limit to 100
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(68)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Faith healer exorcises womens' demons by having sex with them
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(19)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Most stupid laws in the world are from Africa and Asia
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesse Helms to retire.
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(58)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FBI arrests 8 in McDonald's game piece scheme; ringleader was in charge of security for game
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(43)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Beached whale attracts throngs of Nigerians scavenging for meat
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
2001 Miss America pageant will include a quiz. France surrenders.
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(44)
 
(via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Man plows car through kennel gates to get his dog back, could have just paid $10 instead
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(8)
 
(WalkenFanClub)
 
 
 
Walken shows up at Walken Fan Club party
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(40)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teacher charged after directing teenage students to website where he's masturbating live on-line
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mexicans told "Don't Get Drunk, Storm's a comin"
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Swedish women say they don't get enough sex. Two-thirds of Swedish women will have sex on the first date.
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(43)
 
(Shout)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken wants his own cooking show
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(19)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky mayor arrested for DUI on his tractor (second from bottom)
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(20)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
New keyboard for shift-key haters
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(44)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man chops off testicle in protest
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cuba claims the U.S. is attacking their bees
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(18)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Teenager jumps in front of Sheriff's Deputy car, shoots paintball gun at him
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
16 year old set on fire
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover secret to tender, jucier steaks
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(57)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake compares 'N Sync to Nirvana
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(184)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Dumpster divers complain about companies not giving stuff away to charity, keep stuff for themselves (via BoingBoing.net)
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Player says money not enough, not posing for Playboy
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(25)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The popcorn that you're eating could be 6000 years old. Seriously.
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(28)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Hillary's brother gets assed kicked after boyfriend catches his girlfriend and Rodham having sex
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(59)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man builds 45-foot, working lighthouse in the middle of Ohio
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(36)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
University of Tennesse ranked No. 1 'Party School'
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(44)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Military Edition Porsche 911/Carrera
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(36)
 
(Some Other Guy)
 
 
 
Censored Bugs Bunny cartoons (realvideo) (somebody mirror before it gets farked)
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Computers blamed for our poor health, porn addiction, long work hours, school shootings, poor journalistic standards & more
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
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(71)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Lucky peanut leads basketball team to consecutive undefeated seasons
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture (pic)
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(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
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(97)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man survives auto accident only to be killed by flying tire while completing police report
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(25)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Indian kids growing up retarded due to cheap salt manufacturers
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(29)
 
(www.95bfm.com)
 
 
 
Vote for Farker Bongo Fury's band The D4, as best NZ rock release (No. 13)
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
80's speed metal band causing illness in Ukraine
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(54)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
E. T. may be re-released with guns removed
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(32)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Boating safety tip - try the radio before you abandon ship
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(10)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Criminal poses as twin brother to retreive gun he left in stolen car
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Goat named 'Gus' to challenge Al Gore for Democratic nominee in 2004
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Abba impersonators assaulted
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(17)
 
(Knowumsayin.com)
 
 
 
Clinton to bare all for $10M
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(34)
 


Mon August 20, 2001
(Trippinchicken.com)
 
 
 
Ozzfest 2001 report: the inside info on how much it sucked.
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Computer games cause brain damage" says researcher, suggests instead that children "read aloud or learn arithmetic"
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(54)
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
British prime minister Tony Blair is taking a retreat to 'porn haven'
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(15)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Iran outlaws dogs, music, and panties.
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(36)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
New lawnmower reduces grass to ashes with lasers
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyer "invents" short-sleeve suit
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(22)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
40% of men are loveless losers, incapable of having a relationship offline.
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(22)
 
(via fuse.net)
 
 
 
UFO's Coming to get Drew
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(27)
 
(TV for BC)
 
 
 
UFO sightings on the increase in Canada
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(32)
 
(via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Porn classes now offered in college
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Babe from Lente Loco (not safe for work?)
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(16)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Messiah, God, King of Jews demands trees, animals precious & full pardon metals from Michigan prison
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(16)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study shows home-schooled students are 'socially crippled, bible thumping christians'
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(63)
 
(Freetimes.com)
 
 
 
Union pickets Amish, complains of unfair competition
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Taiwanese police want 82-year-old prostitute to give it up
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark endorses the Great Culinary Search for Delicious Aliens seti@home team
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(10)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Another teacher (44, female) has sex with student (16, male). Starts with poem about breasts, goes downhill from there
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
4 out of 10 Italian teenagers paid for their first sexual experience
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Town doesn't want Mr. Potato Head statue
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(24)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
TechTV's Jessica kick boxes a PC
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Space Shuttle to Return Almost Two Tons of Garbage
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(27)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Porn star Jenna Jameson selling Dodge Viper on eBay
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush nominates 28 year old with three years of experience as US Attorney
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(183)
 
(Stuff NZ)
 
 
 
Man beats "peeping and peering" charge by 15 minutes
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(13)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dodgy car dealer sells seven cars to Alzheimer's man in 29 days
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(31)
 
(Sunday Times)
 
 
 
Latest craze - fake stuffed cats made of rabbit fur
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Grand Rapids defeats Nashville to win Arena Bowl
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(26)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Shark Attacks due to Divers attracting Sharks to see them feed
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(21)
 
(comedyclub)
 
 
 
Condoms prevent Catholics, bishops warn
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is modern physics a fraud?
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Website pleads for disney to make Air Bud 5
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(28)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ sued by Denver man AND his motor scooter
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(21)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Soon after Roger Clinton's cocaine habit becomes public, CNN revisits Bush cocaine rumors
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(30)
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Ex-convict Rev. Al Sharpton considers run for 2004 U.S. presidency
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(32)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Movie critic writes great review of Apes, then changes his mind
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Avoid rush hour traffic in your new COBRA
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police chase ends when dumb-assed driver stops for directions
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(4)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PETA is invading Canada, strikes Wendy's first
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(35)
 
(www.dotmusic.com)
 
 
 
Brittney Spears destroys rented Ferrari
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(61)
 
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Medical Science Baffled By Wrist Injuries In Young Men
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Censored 11' cartoons in .rm format
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(7)
 

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