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Sun August 12, 2001
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: One camel-shaped scrotum holder. Delivery by camel only. Payment only by 19th century notes or coins from Spain or Latin America. No dinars
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill talks about Attack of the Clones (audip clip)
source: bobandsheri.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researcher discovers dogs can & do laugh
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Second 600 year old rune stone found in Minnesota
source: webserv5.startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Farking Fun Football)
 
 
 
Fark Football full, join fark2 league.
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(wcmh4.com)
 
 
 
Man chasing hat killed by semi.
source: wcmh4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)
 
 
 
Wisconsin to give homeless voicemail boxes
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Treasury Department to look into dinner between CBS, MTV and Castro
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More explosions and stuff in Baltimore
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chip & Dale: MMORPG (massively multiplayer online role-playing game) (video)
source: remus.rutgers.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
An indepth report on celebrity charities
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
New study: House music's strong rhythm and lack of melody causes impotence
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Man attempts to rob store using toy gun, gets lauged at.
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL(ugh))
 
 
 
Pie Pong, fun but weird game.
source: aimtoday.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken reads "The Raven" (8MB MP3)
source: nirraven.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bill_Cosby)
 
 
 
Fark fantasy football(real deal this time). League name fark(duh). Free FF 2001 league. Sorry, only 11 more spots
source: members2.fantasy.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marvel infriginges its own copyrights with its Mutant X TV series
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mp3newswire.net)
 
 
 
How the Supreme Court may have already saved Napster
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's Favorite Car: The Weinermobile
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(HackerNetwork)
 
Boobies
 
Angelina Jolie photo gallery (not safe for work)
source: hackernetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
69!
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CountingDown)
 
 
 
John Woo to direct fourth TMNT movie
source: countingdown.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Man afraid of heights makes plans to skydive as a woman
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: Edgar Allen Poe's hair
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlantis!)
 
 
 
Top ten impossible inventions that work. Including anti-gravity and perpetual motion
source: atlantisrising.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat August 11, 2001
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drew Carey treated for blocked artery.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
D&D is still Bad.
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DCI)
 
 
 
Drum corps from NIU incident places 4th in division at World Championships. No football players arrested.
source: dci.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
The best of rap: A blank CD
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop any banner ad
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Programmable keypad might help struggling Quake III players to kill more
source: systemlogic.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
New children's book called 'The Day My Bum Went Psycho' yanked from annual reading campaign
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SP Times)
 
 
 
'Grunge Sucks' T-shirt helps police nab burglar
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cruel)
 
 
 
Psychoexgirlfriend.com's voicemail messages set to soothing house music.
source: artists.mp3s.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals defeat Tigers, Mike Sweeney, Royals Manager Tony Muser and others get into brawl in the second inning (with video)
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IGN For Men)
 
 
 
Project Mayhem: The Ultimate Pranks you've never heard of
source: formen.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(boingboing.net)
 
 
 
Historical artwork featuring UFOs
source: homepage.ntlworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Killer Photoshop Tip for Farkers (or what the experts don't want you to know)
source: designsbymark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Babeland.org: playboy movie archive (not safe for work) (cheap attempt to hop to the top of the referral list)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Detailed analysis of Amelia Earhart satellite photos.
source: tighar.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Animutation Central)
 
 
 
New Animutation: Nya Nya Nya
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Lucas apologizes, announces new Episode 2 title
source: dailybull.flamewars.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create your own license plates
source: acme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
Weeners
 
Sexy Man Pics
source: community.webshots.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Steve Ballmer is a Nazi!
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NoKilli.com)
 
 
 
Chapter 39, How and when a man should beat his wife.
source: nokilli.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Geek horoscopes
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inktank)
 
 
 
Apparently Jesus is NOT coming back.
source: inktank.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Debbie Does Dallas'--the play; Stage adaptation of the porn classic
source: debbiedoesdallas-theplay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Send a message out into the ether and get one in return
source: smalltime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy uses a bad Walken impersonation on a telemarketer (wm)
source: musicbuilder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Freak)
 
 
 
Complete listing of Deviant Sexual Positions
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(heavy.com)
 
 
 
America Sucks. The top 10 version.
source: heavy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RespectThePussy)
 
 
 
Dusty the fat, bitter cat writing for hair metal band site now
source: respectthepussy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Bull)
 
 
 
God settles gender debate by stripping in public
source: dailybull.flamewars.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Funnyvids.com)
 
 
 
Some people take soccer too seriously (mpeg)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese Video Game "Boong Ga Boong Ga"
source: sixsixfive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken talks about hot dogs
source: olywa.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Atomica. A fun game from the makers of Bejeweled
source: zone.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Boring Life)
 
 
 
Internet killed the video star (Flash)
source: myboringlife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Water Rocket Man (vid)
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free muppet corporate training videos
source: trainingabc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Landoverbaptist.org)
 
 
 
Know if your Rectum is infested by demons
source: landoverbaptist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bizarre Video Game quote archive
source: classicgaming.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Contestants gear up for pig-screaming competition in France
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri August 10, 2001
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Doctors grew penis on guy's arm
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girls who are beaten become women who seek it out
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Yomiuri On-Line)
 
 
 
Life-size Gundam models to go on sale in December
source: yomiuri.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Online vote program got 84 votes - cost $74,000 per vote
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 8pm EST
source: thescreensavers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark was down between 3pm and 3:50pm. What did you do with your spare time? (discussion)
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC wants to know: are preteen clothes too revealing?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(apbnews.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of dressing sheep in nightie, then humping it
source: apbnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(St.Pete Times)
 
 
 
Some US convenience stores are selling what looks like a crack pipe
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Nude photos craze 'sweeping China'
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything you every wanted to know about setting a NeXT Cube on fire.
source: simson.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DuckTape.com)
 
 
 
Duck Tape Prom dress/tux contest winners
source: ducktape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(HeraldNet)
 
 
 
New fad called idiot sledding appears in Everett, WA
source: heraldnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(whitecastle.com)
 
 
 
Make delicious 5 course meals using only recycled Whitecastles
source: whitecastle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Every child in Britain is asked to jump up and down at 11am on Sept 7th so scientists can calibrate their seismological equipment
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
More than 1 in 4 Brits use the internet for porn. Which means 3 in 4 Brits are liars
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Strippers help raise money for firefighters
source: kentuckyconnect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scholar discovers that Catholic Church sanctioned and blessed same-sex marriages for hundreds of years from middle ages to 19th century
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nude beer labels (not safe for work)
source: ambrew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. pays China $34,576 for spy plane collision cost (China originally wanted $1 million)
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ajc.com)
 
 
 
Amid record technology sector layoffs, US corporations say they need 80,000 more imported foreign workers
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via ntk.net)
 
 
 
Yahoo search for Scout Master returns oddly intuitive results
source: search.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SP Times)
 
 
 
Drunk mom drives through basketball courts and playground to register 6-year-old for school
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Media covered Jenna Bush drinking twice as much as Roger Clinton's drunk driving charge
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Druggies and hookers are welcome at Norway's royal wedding
source: rigg.aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Beer cooler saves men from drowning
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Satan's pitchfork found
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
RocketCam video from the Genesis satellite launch
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic.
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(U.S. Navy)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy release about the Philadelphia Experiment (They never actually deny it)
source: history.navy.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, that scientific nosepicking study we've been needing
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(infoanarchy.org)
 
 
 
Ad-Aware 5.5 released. Removes spyware from your PC.
source: infoanarchy.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
Standoff ends after police ask for beer
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Awesome meteor shower scheduled for August 12th
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCRUSH)
 
Boobies
 
Pam Grier photo gallery (not safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diagram to make an origami Yoda
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scorched Earth, one of the best shareware games of all time.
source: classicgaming.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu August 09, 2001
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Johnny Damon hits baseball into beer cup. (video, middle of the page)
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We ran out of beer, need more. Please donate
source: s1.amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Guitar legend Hakeem Olajuwon hocks used guitar on ebay.
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(South Bend Tribune.com)
 
 
 
Jesus too lazy to stop desecration of monument.
source: southbendtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man falls into manhole he used as makeshift toilet
source: newsfinder.arinet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Smoking, drinking whiz kid gets 10 A's in tough exam
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Is the government responsible for recent shark attacks?
source: nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Phillipinos with pick axes to drain 16 ft of water out of boobie-shaped volcano
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pigdot)
 
 
 
National Enquirer thinks Jenna Bush is a lesbian
source: pigdog.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Al Gore's dad was on the FBI's blacklist for 17 years
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
New sexual weapon invented?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
French Compaq iPAQ ad irks women's group--France surrenders
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Teenagers discover Britain's first 'Internet bench' allows free long distance calls--Call Bill Gates
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man Arrested For Pumping Gas Naked
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Murderer digs shallow grave then returns the shovel to Wal-Mart for a refund
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lara Croft responsible for chicks becomming more violent
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Satan gets new contract with Buffalo Sabres
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Doctor says beer is the best medicine for the heart
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Audio experts using new tech to detect what was deleted from Nixon's tapes
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
JC Penneys pulls "Home Skooled" shirts off shelves
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 8 Austin)
 
 
 
Lazy people call for help to find their favorite channels.
source: news8austin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest computer case ever made.
source: members.iinet.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
2 ex-Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders file 'peeping' lawsuit, allege visiting teams could watch them undress for 15 years
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Campus Rag)
 
 
 
Beer Reviews
source: thecampusrag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Union Tribune)
 
 
 
48-year-old man gets angry at his 85-year-old mother--blowtorches her hair
source: uniontribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Press Democrat)
 
 
 
County officials shut down kids' lemonade stand; closed after complaints of driver solicitation, zoning violation
source: pressdemocrat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked man attempts to bonds with gorillas, fails
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matrix 2 delayed til 2003
source: scifi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(www.amasci.com)
 
 
 
Techniques for killing a traffic jam
source: amasci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
ZDNET reporter apparently believes that CD copy protection works.
source: icq.zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
What it takes to get some actresses to do a nude scene
source: nando.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turkish pilots buzzed by UFO over Aegean Sea
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tigers score 13 in 9th to win game. Baseball fans everywhere dumbfounded.
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Take the Chick website survey
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed August 08, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Differences in the male & female orgasm
source: home.pchome.com.tw   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Followup: Vote for the top 50 games of all time
source: bibik.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Letterman Show)
 
 
 
Kidman on break up with Cruise: "I can wear heals now" (video download)
source: cbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nudist idiot burned while firewalking, files lawsuit
source: cgi.sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Areguns.com)
 
 
 
Glock owners unite! (Gun reviews)
source: areguns.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Top 10 most offensive advertisements towards women
source: about-face.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
The Satyr opens up a new site with an image swapping library for Photoshoppers
source: worth1000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Scientists vibrate sheep in search for brittle bone cure
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Gomer Pyle promoted to Lance Corporal.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck's beer ad gets pulled when he checks in for alcohol abuse.
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bush's feelings hurt by caricatures
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Soccer team signs player Argelico Fucks.
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mit.edu)
 
 
 
How to kill lobsters: an MIT study
source: web.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TPC.com)
 
 
 
Missing African cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, spotted in cemetery. Traps have been set.
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via Gunsforkids.com)
 
 
 
NBC thinks Gunsforkids.com is real
source: nbc10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(World Tribune)
 
 
 
The stupidest name for a weapon ever
source: worldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Mongo harasses Wrigley Field ump over PA system, becomes first ever 7th inning stretch singer to be ejected from game
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Gator software leaves toilet seat up
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bar Association bans sex between client and counsel. Lawyers can still screw you in other ways however.
source: quote.bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New gun can fire over 1,000,000 rounds/minute (check out video releases)
source: metalstorm-ltd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Record industries now trying to faze out CD technology; claim it's source of all music piracy
source: zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool things to do with your Microwave Oven
source: margo.student.utwente.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
Create a photoshop hoax for About.com and win a prize
source: graphicssoft.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Dirty uniforms spontaneously combust, cause fire at McDonalds
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Container packed with more than half a million ping pong balls bursts into flames in Hong Kong
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gay.com)
 
 
 
Ireland calls for regulation after gay couple has triplets
source: gay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster Dictionary sings all your favorite songs
source: dictionaraoke.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty Suge Knight is free at last.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man who was trapped for 70 hours in his outhouse gets indoor toilet.
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red-faced Roger Clinton avoids jail time on DUI charge
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gore Vidal, after three-year correspondence with Tim McVeigh, thinks McVeigh was part of conspiracy
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(click2houston.com)
 
 
 
Jenna back to the bottle?
source: click2houston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Man rescued after taking 'short cut' to get beer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forget the Kilts, Penis Puppeteers Go Down Under
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Volkswagen under fire for mailings in Britain that read 'suspicious package'
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(Mainichi.co.jp)
 
 
 
Japanese man wears daughter's clothes to lure mugger
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(Can't Get Worse)
 
 
 
George Lucas' clone actually responsible for stupid episode 2 title
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(ilovebacon.com)
 
Weeners
 
Bullfighter's Close Call (pic) (not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Send all those AOL CDs back to hell
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Secret evidence to link Condit to Chandra's disappearance
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(Lexis)
 
 
 
In Tennessee, it's against the law to kill a proud bitch
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(AZ Central)
 
 
 
Rare 42-pound African serval cat named Mr. Bigglesworth, the size of a German shepherd, mistaken for cheetah
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(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
$800,000 musical fountain plays same songs over and over; Really getting on people's nerves
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Dogs "speak" using Japanese technology
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Hear Nichole Kidman's reaction to "Attack of the Clones." (click on QT audio file link)
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(CBN)
 
 
 
Is drinking alcohol a sin? Pat Robertson answers
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(pimpworks.org)
 
Boobies
 
Random refreshing babe page (no nudes, slightly safe for work)
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(Japantoday)
 
 
 
1 in 5 Americans don't speak English
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(Independent News)
 
 
 
Idiot crooks pull multi-million dollar fraud, fail to make any profit from it
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(HPZ)
 
 
 
Followup: HPZ's top 50 games of all time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New York builds bridge for Queens in Albany, can't figure out how to get it there
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Tue August 07, 2001
(GameSpy)
 
 
 
GameSpy's top 50 games of all time
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(cruel.com)
 
 
 
Application to become a contestant on Danger Island reality-TV show. Must be a convicted felon to apply.
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Drug dealers tipped about upcoming raid by law firm looking to represent them.
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Number of Aeron chairs at dotcom companies used as stupidity barometer
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(www.slana.lk)
 
 
 
Photoshop pages from this heroin pamphlet
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(Merriam-Webster Dictionary)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster Dictionary now audio pronunciations (even for "booby")
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(PetitionOnline.com)
 
 
 
Petition to stop the new Episode 2 "Attack of the Clones" title
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Macy Gray booed, laughed at in anthem attempt
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(Indianapolis Star)
 
 
 
Both sherrif canidates mispel words on there sines
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(via Romensko's)
 
 
 
Update on the Peter Pan guy
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Supreme court rules Tennesseans are sentient beings
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(via Satyr)
 
 
 
Across town from Weed and Butte lies Saint Giles School for Male Youth: "Becoming men by each other's hand"
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
6?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture (pic)
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(Rainbownetwork.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee man shot after being mistaken for being gay
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(Hayseed)
 
 
 
Hayseed Dixie - a hillbilly tribute to AC/DC
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(Ananova)
 
 
 
'Monica Lewinsky' crotchless pants big seller--Sales slogan: these pants are "always ready"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Five injured in road rage fight in Montreal; Brawlers used golf clubs and crowbars
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(via Obscurestore)
 
 
 
Chicagoans attacking Real Worlders with paintballs
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(AZ Central)
 
 
 
Woman nods off in trash, winds up in landfill
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(mediajunkies)
 
 
 
PETA targets March of Dimes campaign
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(startrek.com)
 
 
 
First promotional video for the new Star Trek series
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
10% of Baltimore is addicted to heroin
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(via PenIsMightier)
 
 
 
The "arguing on the internet" tard dance
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(Da Vinci's Notebook)
 
 
 
Take a look at my enourmous penis song (MP3 - not safe for work)
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(Anorak.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bird, long thought extinct, found and eaten.
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(via DVDfile.com)
 
 
 
Willy Wonka widescreen DVD petition to Warner Bros.
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Two psychics will accept skeptic James Randi's million-dollar challenge
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Deconstructing the Dead: exposing the tricks of Crossing Over's John Edward and other popular spirit mediums
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(Fayetteville Online)
 
 
 
N.C. has millions of tons of hog manure
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(Ananova)
 
 
 
Eminem music 'brings youngster out of coma'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walken to host "Blue's Clues"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pal says Pete Rose not only bet on baseball he used a corked bat, was involved in drug dealing
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Provo, Utah mayor: "It's not every day that 2 Live Crew comes to Provo -- and we're grateful for that."
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Indoor Football Player Dies. Count stands at 3.
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Nobody seems to know just how much ass you can legally show in Utah
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
No hotel rooms left for SLC Olympics. But you can stay in jclark666's living room for only $500 a night.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hunting buddy sues Bobby Knight over 1999 hunting accident
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(Ananova)
 
 
 
Welsh schools told to cut back on daffodils and dragons
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(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
Review of Planet of the Apes by The Self Made Critic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Americans dislike anal exams
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nation of Gabon offering reward for most efficient rat killer
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Gopher killing device (the Gophinator) seeking approval
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Mon August 06, 2001
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Census says Carolinas are becoming trailer park heaven
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(Ananova)
 
 
 
Hundreds hurt during annual stone-thowing festival
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(eBay)
 
 
 
New Ferrari with a "Clear Title" - unless of course you look at the picture
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Video game kills 6 teens
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(starwars.com)
 
 
 
Star Wars Episode II Title Announced
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Annual swim party to celebrate clean water cancelled because water is too contaminated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Block ads using just one windows file
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
110 foot Jesus takes to the sky. France Surrenders.
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(Google)
 
 
 
Bambi vs Godzilla (Zipped Download 368K)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
A list of magazine subscriptions sent to the DEA. Includes 3 subscriptions to High Times
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
It's illegal to name your kid 'Dick' in Norway
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Play strip tennis with Anna K (Flash Game)
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Dorm room decor signals students academic intentions (or otherwise).
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(Las Vegas Review)
 
 
 
Drunken Ben Affleck scored big with Matt Damon the night before checking into rehab
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(Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Deputy arrests hog; requires backup
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Man falls into active volcano while chasing baseball cap
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(Ananova)
 
 
 
Porn company allowed to use name of Hindu god
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indians come back from 12-run deficit - largest in 76 years
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(hypnotic.com)
 
 
 
Steve (from Blue's Clues) in a short film based on the urban myth of the "Enchilada Surprise"
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(Jesus.com)
 
 
 
Various household items personally endorsed by Jesus
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(ZiyiForever.com)
 
Boobies
 
Finally, good pics of Rush Hour 2 babe Zhang Ziyi (safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walken to appear in "Napster"- the film (see pic)
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(Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
South Dakota would rather have dirty roads than have gay people clean them up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man 'blew up village to spite neighbours'
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
kirkpinar - the sport of turkish oil wrestling (safe for work)
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(www.craigslist.org)
 
 
 
It gets worse; now guy wants to videotape you having sex.
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(Evanier.com)
 
 
 
Voice of Garfield dies
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(tsluts.com)
 
 
 
Stupid sheep and bunny flash movie
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Whiffle bat greased and signed by porn star-. All proceeds go to charity
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Yahoo still in porn business overseas
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(metafilter)
 
 
 
Metafilter on vacation. In other news, productivity skyrockets
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(The Real Story)
 
 
 
Feng Shui does not protect against crap mangement
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(The Independent)
 
 
 
Bankrupt prince of Brunei forced to hold $2Billion 'Garage Sale'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
World Athletics Latest: Mascots get beaten with hockey sticks, whilst Marathon winner throws up all over the finish line
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(Ananova)
 
 
 
Officials admit 30% of Chinese condoms don't work
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