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Sun August 05, 2001
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture (pic)
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(AZ Central)
 
 
 
More than 375 new laws to take effect in Arizona this Wednesday
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rocket pumpkin (video)
source: cchem.berkeley.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(www.craigslist.org)
 
 
 
Guy offering to take pics of nude women for free (not for work)
source: craigslist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All about Christopher Walken
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The US has burnt more books than the Nazis.
source: suite101.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Someguy)
 
 
 
The Jesus hates Smut Ministries
source: jesushatessmut.cjb.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Bible.com)
 
 
 
The Bible on Masturbation
source: bible.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Quebec girls (and guys...)
source: doyoulookgood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Webhelp)
 
 
 
Search engine uses real people to search. Go on, mess with em
source: webhelp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the hell is wrong with the Indians? (Part II)
source: ebhon.jnst.uor.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(PhoneLosers.org)
 
 
 
Another way to get back at the drive thru window (video)
source: 65.108.96.201   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Bangkok Metropolitan)
 
 
 
Man wins 'Worst Job in Singapore': Collects sperm from zoo and wildlife preserve animals
source: bangkokmetro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Jordantimes.com)
 
 
 
King steals tax records - claims he was "testing" security
source: jordantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Envrionmentalists oppose McDonalds Monopoly prizes.
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Naked man smashes through window at Mormon temple
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Making Mormons swear for drama class not discrimination
source: deseretnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(bigmeats.net)
 
 
 
The Muppet's Mahna Mahna video (w/ video download).
source: bigmeats.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
North Carolina bans execution of mentally retarded: Jesse Helms spared
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Modern Humorist)
 
 
 
Bestsellers of the next hundred years....
source: modernhumorist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DraganFlyer. Electric indoor/outdoor 4-rotor flying RC model
source: rctoys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Free Online Games
source: home-channel.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rent-A-Mob: Outsourcing your White House protest.
source: whitehouseprotests.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Castlevania 2: Priest Battle (flash game)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Play Pictionary online with others
source: isketch.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
HAW HAW! An analysis of laughter in Jack Chick comics
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
German army low on TP; told to "think before they wipe"....(second item in column)
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mr. Belvedere died
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(ragingmouse.com)
 
 
 
Cheesoid, a flash game.
source: ragingmouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
Jerking time online adventure game. (Safe for work)
source: jerking.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fast Film of a shooting Gun
source: sscmagnum.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funny squirel singing and dancing in flash (via Slitfinger.com) (submitted days ago but we were busy -Drew)
source: casaterrarealty.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(www.farts.com)
 
 
 
Funny game: Gas Attack
source: farts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Possibly the greatest short film of all time
source: cubemedia.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 


Sat August 04, 2001
(Cult of the Dead Cow)
 
 
 
J.Lo and her magic butt!
source: cultdeadcow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interview with a "cutter" (not safe. period.)
source: bme.freeq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Knox Studio)
 
 
 
Incidents of offensive messages, anti-meat and other unauthorized materials found in food packages drastically increases
source: knoxstudio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Portugal decriminalizes drugs--"We consider a drug-dependent person to be sick, not a criminal"
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Wichita Eagle)
 
 
 
Corn husks raining from the sky
source: web.wichitaeagle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old video of a chimp learning to open a can
source: epsych.msstate.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Coporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Confessions of a Pornographer, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Porn
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Chippendales.com)
 
Weeners
 
Chippendales dancers
source: chippendales.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't forget to tip the pizzaguy.
source: tipthepizzaguy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Kuro5hin)
 
 
 
Discusion on the Communism of Smurfs
source: kuro5hin.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kung- Fu Shootout
source: whatisthebinty.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(TwistedHumor.com)
 
 
 
How to get back at those pesky drive-through windows (video)
source: twistedhumor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Shacknews)
 
Boobies
 
Uber-high resolution pics of Angelina Jolie from Tomb Raider (Worksafe)
source: nude-stars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Deer bounces off SUV, goes through station wagon, no football players die
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gore has grown a beard (pic)
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(GreenBay News)
 
 
 
Small town hopes to set record: cook an 8 ton burger
source: greenbaynewschron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Duct-taped alligator found in UPS package
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cheney politely tells congress to shove their request for energy documents up their ass
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Homeless man finds $100,000 in uncashed checks in trash
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Killer dog's progeny for sale, $1,200 each
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Northwestern University football player dies during drills
source: chicagosports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(AZ Central)
 
 
 
Gnomes stolen, made to play baseball
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Quebec)
 
 
 
The worst web site.. EVER. Bonus: Female wrestling!
source: multimania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Other Guy)
 
 
 
StorTroopers
source: stor.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Alien abductions 'r' us.
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six months after we first listed it, it ends up in the queue again: All Your Base Are Belong To Us
source: cerebus.punk.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Teen girls like racy panties and bras, France surrenders
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(SpikedSynapse.com)
 
 
 
Farker Spiked Synapse has a new mixtape up
source: spikedsynapse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Creative sexual uses for office supplies. . .
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(knowumsayin.com)
 
 
 
Complaint about the stupid Nestea snowman
source: knowumsayin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Classic Dumb Signs and Billboards of America
source: rongos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(via Fuckedtelevision)
 
 
 
Help Wanted: Naked News Anchors
source: nakednews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A complete archive of Wormy comics from Dragon magazine
source: angelfire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Flux)
 
 
 
Flux's adventures in AIM idiotsville
source: people.cornell.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Beyond 2000)
 
 
 
Recent studies show that dogs are laughing behind our backs
source: beyond2000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FARK with more news, no comments: Robot Wisdom
source: robotwisdom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
220 Things you never knew about photoshop
source: user.fundy.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
JP3 - Who hates it more? CAP or Brunching?
source: brunching.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Domo-kun goes to work
source: bobofett.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Majestic - followup to howthingswork article
source: majesticthegame.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Learn how to garden like the dark lord
source: gothic.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Abstinence proponents cite masturbation as first sign of sexual addiction. Survivor's Dirk Been agrees.
source: villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stripper reinstated on college X-country team
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Term 'dog days of summer' explained
source: wilstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(The Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Gynecology declared most overrated career choice
source: rama.dyndns.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The forgotten Looney Tunes character website
source: megalink.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to Overclock your free CueCat from Radio Shack
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(The Angry Ferret)
 
 
 
Laura Bush: The Wench Didn't Even Have the Most Votes
source: angryferret.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Mittenman's web page
source: mittenman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reviews of bizarre and cool soft drinks
source: bevnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Animutation
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fish Cam...
source: stevesfishcam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Modern Humorist)
 
 
 
What is really going through the head of summer lovers.
source: modernhumorist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(retroCRUSH)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken Audio Clip Library
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 


Fri August 03, 2001
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck enters rehab
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 8pm EST. X10 photoshop pics to be featured
source: thescreensavers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Dodge. Different. Everyone else in NASCAR pissed.
source: nando.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Prince Charles fall off his horse
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Update: tiger victim sacrificed himself to save another (includes much anticipated autopsy results)
source: starbanner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
Search for Chandra Levy yields Internet porn
source: thesatyr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Gator sneaks into house, sleeps next to family
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Niki Taylor back in the Hospital
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French archeologist insists on being removed from Tomb Raider.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Interview with Christopher Walken (mp3)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Robot World Cup kicks off
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Crawling worm lives inside human body - another incident registered in Ulyanovsk region
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sea Monster washes up on Newfoundland shores
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vermont senator dropping 'So help me God' from Witness oaths, Alabama senator pissed
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dell stops selling computers with Linux because nobody wants it.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
U.N. trying to ban guns again
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Tiger man wants fur pelt grafted to himself.
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Designers in Italy also like Boobies (Not Safe for work)
source: it.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA to release most accurate world map ever
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Guard dogs eat lower half of homeless man seeking shelter
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Diamond encrusted teeth all the rage in merry olde England
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make a tazer out of a disposible camera.
source: projectnexus.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Optic fiber company loses $44.5 billion; largest business loss in history
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(new scientist)
 
 
 
Cocktail stick that detects date rape drugs available soon
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Tons of meat left rotting in warehouse for 5 years.
source: starbanner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian whale-hunting MP wants to shoot hurt dolphin; "It's getting better," say vets.
source: rigg.aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How stun guns work
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt is OK with Jennifer Aniston mounting Steve Tyler from Aerosmith.
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Women who dye their hair red more likely to be unfaithful
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
The ultimate Marky Mark shirtless photo gallery (safe for work)
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leif Garret tells 98 Degrees to record Death Metal Record
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(EW.com)
 
 
 
Jeff Probst injured while filming Survivor 3. Peed on an electric fence during Survivor 2
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New anime movie big in Japan
source: asia.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Americans have road rage, Brits have road lust
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Happy birthday - the thong is 20 years old
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Worker fired for having MP3 files on her work computer.
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man accused of harrassment offers defense: he's Russian
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(new scientist)
 
 
 
New Anti-Piracy system could damage loudspeakers.
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you do not want to be a Butte Pirate, you can go to Weed High a few miles away
source: 198.189.81.2   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Popcorn)
 
 
 
Knight Rider won't be a new TV series afterall - it's going to be a "Matrix-style" movie
source: popcorn.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Condit is most commonly used word in the English language.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
X-ray pic of man who survived nail gun shot into his head (followup to article from last year)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Thu August 02, 2001
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark gets 2 million hits in July
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man doing volunteer work towards his tiger-owning license killed by tiger.
source: starbanner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Save money on childcare - rent a storage unit
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man blows up house; was huffing propane AND smoking pot
source: mu.mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Elephants just like men: Can't stop thinking about sex
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Portland)
 
 
 
Police applicant admits to making pipe bombs during interview
source: portland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Butte Pirates (from earlier article)
source: renker.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(302)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What a great high school mascot. (See image at bottom of page)
source: d111.k12.id.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Judge overturns murder conviction for alcoholic. Says AA confessions are "confidential religious conversations"
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Jinxed dealership explodes. Again.
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Formen)
 
 
 
Video of man running away from missile
source: formenmedia.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
FDA food defect action levels, by product
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
68! Updates hard to come by, apparently
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Via ObscureStore)
 
 
 
Man arrested for peeing Calvin sticker on his truck
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Dumbass rednecks offered money to stop smoking.
source: kentuckyconnect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Minister fabricated Condit affair story
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Marion Berry demands investigation into Rather 'Buckwheat' remark
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
World famous Web-cam Coffee Pot (broken) for sale on eBay
source: cgi.ebay.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kerry, another straight male from Seattle who enjoys making and wearing female superheroine costumes
source: maskon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Oprah Winfrey a self-help guru or one-person cult?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Conan Doyle stole Sherlock Holmes story, had real author killed
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother attacks daughter with frozen chicken; neither wanted to miss 'Millionaire' show
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Hampshire town try to secede because they are over taxed
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Explicit Marine Corps Marching Cadences
source: snypr911.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dilbert Parodies
source: drew.corrupt.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Redheads are neanderthals, scientists believe
source: english.sohu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hawkings to get British accent with new "voice"
source: english.sohu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man reels in shark off Florida coast (video)
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(10)
 
(Little White Dog)
 
 
 
How to change the windows 2000 boot screen
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nigeria says, "Just kidding! We were never going to the moon!"
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(17)
 
(MGS2 Tanker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this X10 ad
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(116)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
How to Hypnotize a chicken
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(21)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What did the Marines do during the Civil War?
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 


Wed August 01, 2001
(record-eagle.com)
 
 
 
Man charged with shooting tree stump.
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(31)
 
(Janesville Gazette)
 
 
 
Campers set record for simultaneous flossing
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bar owner poisons liquor to find out who's the thief
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(25)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos nudity to be cut. Now no reason to see Rollerball remake.
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(29)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
What do Americans think of the DMCA?
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(17)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Photoshop tips and tricks
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(54)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Child killed in MRI horror
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(68)
 
(Jousting Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jousting - the original extreme sport
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
3 Canadian fishermen attacked by killer whale for stealing it's lunch
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(30)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Short on drug money? Strip down a local submarine
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I look like my dog" contest winners
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(34)
 
(ENN)
 
 
 
Senator McCain supports live eagle sacrifices
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(69)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Strippers rob old men and they don't care. "It's been a long time since we've had so much fun"
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(42)
 
(APA)
 
 
 
Internet Paradox : A social technology that makes one irritable and promotes isolationism
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings All-Pro tackle Korey Stringer dies from heat stroke complications
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman knocked unconscious after her son scores winning run in baseball game
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(26)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Man sells 1-year-old son to pay restaurant bill
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(41)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Self-professed alien looking for women to take to his spaceship arrested for bad driving
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On MTV's 20th birthday, everyone agrees it sucks.
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Update: Woman who asked computer repair people to save her kiddie porn given one year in jail.
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
Rogue, a 28 year old straight male, who enjoys making and wearing female superheroine costumes
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Afraid to land plane, Pizza Hut driver flies to Cuba and lands upside down
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Police use database to stalk women and settle scores
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Denver stadium to test plumbing by flushing all 900 toilets at once
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pet boa eats heating pad. Xrays included
source: globe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Americans spending more time on the toilet than ever before
source: more.abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hippo mauls woman who jumps into cage to swim with them
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic
source: cgi.jacksonville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Bugs in space have scientists on edge
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(cosmiverse.com)
 
 
 
Canada legalizes pot (now stop submitting this already)
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(New York Times)
 
 
 
Treasury borrowing money to pay for tax "rebates"
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Russia's going Communist again
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(21)
 
(Some Commie)
 
 
 
Corporations now have right to seize private property
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Encarta)
 
 
 
Why we get brainfreeze
source: encarta.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Indianapolis Star)
 
 
 
Whopper rage: BK manager stabbed in head with pen
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(IHT)
 
 
 
Bush pushing "abstinence-only" programs at the expense of family planning & contraceptives
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(154)
 
(Cincy Post)
 
 
 
Woman finds condom in Wendy's chili, sues owner
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(49)
 


Tue July 31, 2001
(Excite)
 
 
 
Heinz releasing purple ketchup (or catsup, if you prefer)
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob Dunkin' Donuts but cop is present
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two girls trampled as ghost causes a stampede
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(22)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Barbecues appeal to men's basic instincts
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Wash. Times)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson threatens boycott against Toyota
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Plastic.com)
 
 
 
Plastic picks up on FARK, or maybe they just love Walken too
source: plastic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ScienceDaily Magazine)
 
 
 
In Our Future: Eyeglasses With Autofocus
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(The MJ Morning Show)
 
 
 
Spoof Taco Bell Commercial
source: 216.142.92.39   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dykes breached in Poland
source: enn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(womensparadise.com)
 
Weeners
 
Weeners...just weeners (not safe for work)
source: womensparadise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Drunk smears himself with butter to escape tavern
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(42)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman awarded $330,000 after Gap dummy falls on head
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(40)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
New games sends players instant messages, faxes
source: howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews the Princess Diaries. Rom. 13:13 warns against kissing at school.
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(30)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews Planet of the Apes, rates 'entire show built on evolution' as offense to god and tells the plot to us (spoilers)
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(63)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Conservative and Liberal Blacks agree, Clinton's love for them is phony
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(aish.com)
 
 
 
Western Wall Cam; watch potential Mideast trouble live
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. preparing to open can of whoop-ass on Iraq
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is a bitch to autograph seekers
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(56)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ravers invade French psychiatric hospital. Inmates surrender
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(16)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Former president of World Championship Wrestling testifies at Gold Club case he was too drunk to remember details of threesome
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(6)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Japanese invent bionic suit. Can a Gundam be far behind?
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(via ObscureStore)
 
 
 
Man shot and killed in dispute over double-parked car
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(15)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
European hamster diplomacy fails. France surrenders.
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Poll: 20% of women would give up sex for perfect hair.
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(63)
 
(AZ Central)
 
 
 
Arkansas man registers 0.43 in DUI breath test
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
South African bishops condemn condoms, "may even be one of the main reasons for the spread of AIDS"
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Stileproject)
 
 
 
FARKer Junebug writes a 'theme song' for Stileproject (url not safe for work)
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(15)
 
(smh.com.au)
 
 
 
Girl accidentally injected with male hormones, grows beard
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(32)
 
(the wang)
 
 
 
Teen terrorized with dead squirrel
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(25)
 
(Triblive)
 
 
 
Band director suspended for biting students
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man wielding crucifix terrorizes church
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(11)
 
(Six Flags)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic (Farmost right is Mike, next to him is Phil)
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(109)
 
(ehowa.com)
 
Boobies
 
EHOWA's best boobies contest (not safe for work)
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(41)
 
(Special Reserve)
 
 
 
Taliban ban computer discs
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(33)
 


Mon July 30, 2001
(Bangor)
 
 
 
City tears up parking tickets if drivers send in letters saying they're sorry
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cliff Yablonski hates you and you and you
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(49)
 
(channeloklahoma)
 
 
 
Heat causes unusual behavior in animals
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(10)
 
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
What the hell is wrong with the Indians? (video)
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bush and his interns. Which one will he have sex with? (pic)
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(64)
 
(myCFnow)
 
 
 
Man Reports Attempted Theft Of His Marijuana
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic.
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(104)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
RoboCup - Robotic soccer tournament, to begin on Tuesday
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(7)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Andre Agassi brags that his unborn child could beat Sampras
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Press 7 (repeat - good one)
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(24)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: x-rays of things people stick up their asses. All proceeds go to charity
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They Came to Attack Us: a movie starring Drew's cousin Shondra
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(25)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
More complaints about license plates to the Florida DOT
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(61)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A look at the celebrities of San Diego Comic Convention
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Revealed: Long-distance swimmers often pee in pool
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(37)
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
The Sultan of Brunei's massive car collection.
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Totally absurd invenstions
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucy Lawless leaps from 'Xena' to 'X-Files'
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun game - Spacewar turns 40.
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hellacious crash at German Grand Prix (pics)
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Job listing sites have bogus listings to get hits
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bush smiles through rude greeting, rude greeters of Clinton get thrown in jail
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(261)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better Business Bureau: now with porn pop-ups
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amusement park bungee cord snaps
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL player wants sympathy for possessing illegal drugs
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New conspiracy theories on Columbine shooting
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
3 year old boy busted for peeing on tree
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
Woman hospitalised after cockroach lands on her tongue, she sprays insecticide on it
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clean your nose out - PROFESSIONALLY
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(30)
 
(The Observer)
 
 
 
Bush plans 'space bomber'
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(41)
 
(Some Newspaper)
 
 
 
Hobbits under Kazakhstan persecution
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(8)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to show on TV - BBC2
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(16)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Fewer girls want to become women
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Swimming coach uses crocodile to improve squad's speeds
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prisoners use cardboard gun to escape from jail
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FrankenCorn "still not safe"
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Micro$oft tries to block AOL takeover of AT&T cable
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iraq says it can kick America's ass
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Titanium-teethed dogs being misused by police
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
12,000 pigs die in fire "Thank goodness nobody was hurt"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Antique tractor blows up - kills 4 injures 50
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Logs of cybersex gone wrong, with commentary
source: bumjube.8m.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(ClosetElvis)
 
 
 
Closet Elvis wins bid for baby's name
source: closetelvis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Without plastic surgery, Miss World contestant says she "probably wouldn't be here"
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Over one billion people now considered overweight
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Almost half of Detriot's adults are functionally illiterate
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Falls, off the rocker)
 
 
 
Taking the cats to grandma's house is pure American entertainment
source: fallsofftherocker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong wins third straight Tour de France. France Surrenders
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Free Willy doesn't want to be free
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(49)
 

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