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Sun July 15, 2001:# of Comments
(Mr. Cranky) [amusing] Mr. Cranky reveals the future of American filmmaking.
(8)
(funinbc) [Boobies] Naked skydiving
(23)
[LondonTimes] [Strange] Liverpool police shoot someone for the first time ever. Family upset over loss of mentally deranged sword-wielding son
(15)
[Google] [amusing] 5th Grade class project 3rd on Google for giant elephant nuts
(6)
[Jack Chick] [Weird] Lisa
(47)
(Some Guy) [Stupid] 9000 windows
(37)
(www.ale8one.com) [Plug] Ale 8 one's official web site.
(5)
(New Scientist) [amusing] Euro rocket delivers satellites to wrong place, off by 18,000 km, France surrenders
(3)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Drew's recent appearance on Screensavers. Courtesy of Vd0manf, hosted by BorkingChikapa
(17)
(Libertarian Party) [Obvious] Overlooked in the Chandra Levy case: Gary Condit is an admitted sex criminal
(22)
(Henson.com) [amusing] Archive of great clips from The Muppet Show
(11)
(Bikemovies.com) [Cool] More bikes going fast, has some neat crashes too
(4)
(NewsMax) [Asinine] Clintons linked for more Campaign Fiance fraud
(6)
(bubbadunn.com) [Misc] The case against vanity pages (exhibit G)
(11)
(GlobZ) [Cool] Keyball and other time wasters
(2)
(Some Guy) [Silly] Catch the excitement of gerbil racing (shockwave)
(7)
[Ananova] [amusing] Pig imitates grenade-fetching dog
(1)
(Some Guy) [amusing] 11 year old girl learns to have sex by watching a Brittney Spears video
(21)
(Falls, off the rocker) [Satire] Sweet tea, bar-b-que and heat: I'm movin' to Ala-freakin'-bama
(4)
(KMFDM.com) [Spiffy] KMFDM releasing new album sometime soon, even though the band was killed 2 years ago
(9)
(Timothy) [Misc] Timothy's article about Internet trolls
(21)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Hump her sweetly. Not safe for sensitive people. Via http://3bruces.com
(15)
[MSNBC] [Scary] Our fillings are killing us
(29)
[Foxnews] [Interesting] Mom & pop brothels boo corporate-style whore houses
(19)
[BBC] [amusing] Man attempts to ease hemorrhoid discomfort with toothbrush, loses brush in rectum.
(28)
[BBC] [Scary] Star Wars interceptor test successful. President celebrates by buying new GI Joe figure.
(70)
[ABC News] [News] Convict Escapes with fake Eddie Murphy ID
(9)
[ChicagoSunTimes] [amusing] College Football team sacks practicing band
(23)
[Google] [Cool] Fark #1 on France Surrenders
(23)
[Yahoo] [Interesting] How Olympic host cities are selected
(15)
[BBSpot] [amusing] Geek Horoscopes
(13)
[BBC] [Interesting] Proof The United States Air Force Still Has An Interest In UFOs
(6)
[MSNBC] [Cool] Experts set up fake websites, trap unsuspecting hackers
(8)
(via ribbit) [Asinine] Man sues Rite Aid over stale jelly bean
(11)
(mediajunkies) [Scary] 300,000 children fighting in armies around the world
(15)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Assassinations foretold in Moby Dick
(15)
(Some Guy (Via BlinkerFluid)) [amusing] The Amazing Blenderphone
(11)
(The Times) [Cool] Cannabis found to be strong female aphrodisiac.
(26)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Kick ass flash movie with lots of detail
(30)
(The Times) [PSA] Three die after mixing Red Bull drink with vodka
(27)
Sat July 14, 2001:# of Comments
[ABC News] [Obvious] Israeli government speaking openly about all-out war with Palestinians
(42)
[CNN] [Obvious] BMW shows hydrogen car prototype, some are concerned that liquid hydrogen may be dangerous.
(38)
[ZDNet] [Spiffy] High Tech Toilets to Flood USA
(19)
[How Stuff Works] [Cool] Gun silencer works like this...
(23)
[Yahoo] [Ironic] Family gets ants out of house only to have scorpions take their place
(17)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Backstreet Boys Sex Stories
(30)
[Salon] [Obvious] Michael Jordan returns to practice
(11)
(Some Guy) [Scary] Various things that people have pierced (safe for work)
(48)
[C|Net] [Asinine] Publishers go after libraries for lending books for free.
(79)
[Salon] [Silly] Don Johnson sued for lewd comments made at a sushi bar
(14)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Conquer France
(58)
(Houston Chronicle) [amusing] U.S to test stink bomb. France unaffected.
(16)
(Some Guy) [Misc] Microscopic photos of different brands of beer
(8)
[BBSpot] [Survey] Vote for your favorite war (not the kind with guns and tanks)
(10)
[Brunching] [amusing] SMC reviews AI
(12)
(Beatrix Potter) [Sappy] Sweet children's story about the Fark mascot
(6)
(Some Guy) [Scary] Passing a cop at 170 MPH (15 meg. video) (we're gonna fark this site probably)
(39)
(Beerlovercam.com) [Cool] World's first motion-detected web cam inside a fridge
(6)
(Some Guy) [Spiffy] Build your own Fark
(16)
(Some Guy) [amusing] College Humor: Your source for nothing.
(9)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Fun time waster: JawaShoot (flash)
(8)
(Some Guy) [Scary] Steve from Blue's Clue's personal site
(21)
(Some Guy) [amusing] The Smart-Ass Guide to New York City
(9)
(Some Guy) [amusing] One way of getting people to read the instruction manual
(6)
[X-Entertainment] [Spiffy] The quest for the ultimate Pokeman - Venusaur
(12)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Gang Wars game
(7)
[ABC News] [amusing] Wacky "scientists" who don't know math, but quote H.P. Lovecraft.
(6)
(Some Guy) [Photoshop] Photoshop this picture
(156)
(TongueJoy) [Cool] TongueJoy (safe for work?)
(13)
Fri July 13, 2001:# of Comments
[FARK] [Spiffy] Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 7:30ish on TechTV (and I've been drinking beer since 3:30pm -Drew)
(68)
[Washington Post] [amusing] Man jailed over wives (24)
(24)
(CBC) [Sappy] Mother duck asks policeman to save her ducklings.
(54)
[Reuters] [Stupid] Afghanistan's ruling Taliban movement has banned the use of the internet in the country to stop access to vulgar, immoral and anti-Islamic material
(56)
(via ObscureStore) [amusing] Man tries to rob porn shop by using his finger as a gun
(25)
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Declassified nuclear test films availble
(18)
[MSNBC] [News] China Wins Olymipics, Canada Second, France Surrenders
(89)
[BBC] [Obvious] Plug Pulled on Fat Brother (German TV Show)
(15)
(myCFnow.com) [Weird] Replace the lint, light up your belly button
(25)
[USA Today] [Interesting] Why is stuff so hard to open nowadays?
(42)
[CNN] [Spiffy] Woman gives birth to seven babies, catches up with Shawn Kemp on first try
(27)
[Yahoo] [amusing] Congress hears alien life testimony
(16)
[Pravda] [amusing] German soldiers are big fatasses
(20)
[Reuters] [Strange] Chinese police arrest butcher who hacked four food inspectors to death
(27)
[Yahoo] [PSA] Russel Crowe currently humping Nicole Kidman
(77)
[Aftenposten.no] [Strange] Man goes on test drive of new car, robs bank, returns car to owner
(11)
(Daily Nation) [Stupid] Kenyan police shoot up lecturer's car; Mistake him for car-jacker
(8)
[BBSpot] [Satire] Top 11 new fall shows
(13)
(The Australian) [Spiffy] 101-year-old Australian sets world record; Runs 1,500 meters in 19 minutes
(19)
(Urban Legends) [Interesting] Why is Friday the 13th considered unlucky?
(23)
[Ananova] [Interesting] Amelia Earhart's plane spotted from space?
(35)
(Arizona Republic) [Cool] WNBA player willing to get naked for Playboy
(27)
(FSU) [Spiffy] look at the Powers of Ten java applet, from 10 million light years away to an upclose proton
(21)
[Yahoo] [Scary] Babies remember music heard in the womb
(33)
[USA Today] [Cool] New tickets allow fun park visitors to skip long lines
(29)
(AZ Central) [Silly] Wimbledon men's champion strips to underwear at celebration (with pic)
(21)
[ChicagoTribune] [Strange] Approved apparition of the Roman Catholic Church now appearing in Chicago
(15)
[Yahoo] [Sad] Seat-man caught at border (pic)
(44)
[Washington Post] [News] Penecostal minister says Condit had affair with his 18-year-old daughter
(18)
[ABC News] [PSA] How to eat healthy when you're on the run
(22)
[Salon] [Misc] Judge orders Napster to stay offline
(35)
[Reuters] [Interesting] Study confirms link between being left-handed and irritable bowel disease (IBD). France Surrenders
(32)
(Houston Chronicle) [Stupid] PETA asks Boy Scouts to remove fishing merit badges
(81)
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Radio Station Power Surge was an empulse
(21)
[Yahoo] [amusing] Gnomes claim sanctuary on steps of French Cathedral. France surrenders
(7)
[Yahoo] [PSA] Police keep eye out for naked man in Chicago (via drudge report)
(7)
(National Geographic) [Interesting] Egyptians used kites to build pyramids
(17)
(Circusx.com) [amusing] More ways to waste time at work: Web dodge-ball.
(23)
[USA Today] [Misc] NCAA official calls for ban on offensive mascots
(35)
(Some Guy) [Survey] Homepage of the Garden Gnome Liberation Army
(16)
Thu July 12, 2001:# of Comments
[Washington Post] [Asinine] Robbers give notice of impending robbery
(34)
(Some Guy) [Strange] Man wakes up to find his car covered in duct tape and shrink wrap
(63)
[Foxnews] [Cool] Fox's "The Tick" website now has clips from the pilot episode
(62)
[The Register] [Obvious] California Satellite tax defeated. France claims victory.
(12)
(Electrotank) [amusing] Fun mini-golf game (repeat?)
(27)
[Yahoo] [Interesting] What's the best lotion to put on chapped nipples?
(108)
(NY Post) [Obvious] Ex-Menudo singer sues Sharper Image for massage chair mishap
(19)
[Yahoo] [Strange] President of Kenya urges his people to abstain from sex for two years
(70)
(the kindling) [amusing] Microsoft breakup ruling documentation encounters computer problems
(7)
[Nicefire] [Asinine] She says he tortured and abused her. He says she agreed to this personal slavery contract
(84)
(myCFnow.com) [Obvious] Combs: P. Diddy Was A Joke
(53)
[Yahoo] [Photoshop] Photoshop this picture.
(79)
[Washington Post] [amusing] Circus contortionist gets foot stuck in left shoulder
(22)
[ABC News] [Obvious] Florida cops refusing to get naked, prevents vice crackdown
(21)
[Ananova] [Interesting] Commander: International Space Station sucks
(17)
[Strange] Robert DeNiro beaten up by Mrs DeNiro
(14)
(madballgraphics.com) [Obvious] Fark taking Photoshop suggestions for redesign (see example).
(191)
[CNN] [amusing] 105 garden gnomes liberated by French activists. France surrenders
(24)
(CBS News) [Cool] New Website promotes boycotting movies due to high prices
(34)
(New York Times) [Weird] Man loses right to procreate.
(119)
[Foxnews] [Cool] Beer could get cheaper!
(28)
[Salon] [Obvious] Drug companies spend more on ads than research
(20)
[amusing] Berserk cat mauls grandpa, four carloads of cops show up
(21)
[Foxnews] [Strange] Lawyer invents talking card to be used in case of DUI pullover
(28)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Hamster dance assassin game
(21)
(KPIX News-SF) [Cool] Capitola issues hawaiian shirts to cops
(20)
[Reuters] [Cool] Folate in Beer May Protect Against Heart Disease
(11)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Cow falls on mans head
(31)
Wed July 11, 2001:# of Comments
(Some Guy) [Stupid] Man robs bank for $18,000, leaves gun, keys and wallet at scene.
(35)
(Some Guy) [Satire] Real reason Rep. Condit is in so much trouble revealed
(18)
(CBN) [Ironic] Christians find a message of hope in a random death
(210)
(NewsMax.com) [Obvious] Castro exploiting Elian again
(64)
(Philadelphia Weekly) [Spiffy] Parody of Philly's racil slur wordsearch for Bastille Day. France surrenders.
(16)
[Yahoo] [Strange] New Zealand company turning possums into dog food
(48)
[Yahoo] [Strange] Count Dracula beaten in a bid to stop his name from being used to sell wine
(23)
(Some Guy) [Asinine] Drunk killed by coke machine he tipped over; family suing
(97)
(www.net-burst.net) [Obvious] Why Born Again Christians should only marry other Born Again Christians
(85)
(New York Post) [Sad] The cost of a hitman in Russia? Six sacks of potatoes
(28)
(Stuff) [Spiffy] Scientists say coffee helps stop effects of aging
(39)
(Miami Herald) [amusing] Jeb Bush's middle finger broken by Dad
(15)
(kmov.com) [Misc] Former 'Millionaire' contestant sues over faulty question
(44)
(Village Voice) [Interesting] Pentagon Sex Slaves? Mechanic claims he was fired for alerting authorities
(15)
[ABC News] [Stupid] Skeptics calling Dale Earnhardt Jr's Pepsi 400 victory Sunday a 'fix'
(45)
[Yahoo] [amusing] Ass wound identifies hitman
(10)
(via ObscureStore) [Obvious] Man arrested for deviant acts with cattle again
(35)
[ChicagoTribune] [Obvious] McDonald's are rude and they know it; Plans underway for "customer recovery teams"
(50)
[SFGate] [amusing] S.F. Giants have 42,000 Webvan cupholders at the stadium
(16)
[ABC News] [Spiffy] Harrison Ford stars in another real life copter rescue
(31)
[How Stuff Works] [Silly] Flatulence explained
(20)
(Cleveland Scene) [Ironic] Honest Lawyer fights for truth, sometimes without pay
(15)
(Some Guy) [Misc] The History of Emeril posting on FARK
(24)
[MSNBC] [amusing] Beautiful People Win Again in Life. Fat People Surrender.
(27)
(Some Guy) [Asinine] Camgirl attempts live suicide (one pic may contain one nipple, may not be safe for work)
(71)
(Houston Chronicle) [Stupid] Mexico discourages illegal border crossings, but says send back money if successful
(5)
(NY Daily News) [Silly] Former President Bill Clinton is society's new darling
(58)
(Some Guy) [Scary] Boy saves home with lawn sprinkler
(29)
[Sappy] Cal Ripken hits home run in final all-star game
(46)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Big, fat woman says that Sally Jesse Raphael was mean to her
(114)
[Reuters] [Caption] Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
(85)
(Salt Lake Tribune) [Asinine] Guy prosecuted for receiving fellatio
(108)
(SeattlePI) [Asinine] Seattle police exchange fire with Seattle police
(49)
[ABC News] [Obvious] Major League Baseball ponders removing financially unsuccessful teams
(44)
[LA Times] [Stupid] L.A. County tax assessor wants to impose personal taxes on satellites 22K miles up
(37)
[BBC] [Interesting] British police taking cue from US, getting involved in more fatal high-speed chases
(17)
(drudgereport.com) [Photoshop] Photoshop this picture (pic)
(95)
[Ananova] [amusing] Dog chases stick, returns with live hand grenade
(30)
Tue July 10, 2001:# of Comments
(Charlotte Observer) [Stupid] 7-11 comes out with bigger Big Gulp.
(134)
(Charlotte Observer) [amusing] Historic house gets stuck while being moved. May have to be burned down instead.
(10)
(National Post) [Stupid] Plans underway to surround Taj Mahal with cyber cafes, shopping malls, fast food joints
(17)
[Cool] CBS airs nudity on Big Brother 2 webcast
(54)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Fun racing game
(22)
[BBC] [Asinine] English football player fined 1,000 for speeding, claims Tiger Woods made him do it.
(11)
(Newsday) [Strange] Man tries every trick in the book to find out who is throwing crap on his lawn.
(42)
(pbs.org) [Interesting] Radio Station blast a Tesla "beam weapon" experiment?
(28)
[SFGate] [amusing] Transient, 55, steals U.S. Park Police horse, rides away
(14)
[Foxnews] [Stupid] Transsexualism may now be considered a disability in Jersey.
(75)
[Foxnews] [Strange] Jurassic Park III filmed without a script
(45)
[ABC News] [Obvious] Concert prices continue to rise, sales do not follow
(43)
[BostonGlobe] [Strange] Man faces harassment charge for allegedly sticking tongue out
(30)
(Washington Times) [Asinine] North Carolina to rule on child abuse case over a 2-year-old who was outside nude for five minutes
(55)
(WFLZ-FM MJ Morning Show) [Asinine] Fireworks Oven Kitchen Explosion Video
(18)
[Yahoo] [Interesting] Australian research team fertilizes eggs without sperm
(89)
(vny.com) [Strange] Study: Nightmares plague Republicans
(50)
(Philly Daily News) [amusing] Woman says her S&M club is very family-oriented, no drugs or booze allowed in spanking joint
(29)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Biblical curse generator
(19)
(Deseret News) [Stupid] Utah mom claims son, 6, adversely affected by Victoria Secret's window posters
(135)
(WJKM) [Scary] Radio station knocked off air by "Energy Blast"
(59)
(FC) [amusing] F---edCompany haikus about WebVan bankruptcy
(8)
[BBC] [Interesting] Mental health problems of one musician could have led to the creation of jazz
(24)
[Ironic] Blind man chosen to judge beauty pageant
(17)
(PeopleNews.com) [Scary] Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob plan on reproducing soon. France surrenders. Everyone else does too
(36)
[LondonTimes] [Obvious] Online grocer becomes the largest dot-com bust on record
(20)
[CNN] [Cool] Antimatter weaker than matter?
(18)
(AJC) [News] The 6th Annual Redneck Games draws all-time high crowd of 10,000
(25)
(Some Guy) [Interesting] 10 questions with the guys from Kuro5hin
(10)
[SFGate] [Scary] Police officers who killed unarmed man suspected of car theft fired 42 rounds
(64)
(TheWang.com) [Obvious] German Air Force jet strays into French airspace; France surrenders
(44)
[LondonTimes] [Ironic] Church set on fire as lightning hits cross
(44)
(Pioneer Press) [Obvious] Religion writer: Why are churchgoers such unfriendly people?
(65)
[Salon] [amusing] Backstreet boy checks into rehab
(104)
(Technosphere) [Cool] Create virtual creatures and watch them eat each other
(25)
(The Toque) [Satire] Snuffleupagus Promises To Wipe Out Scourge Of Non-Believers
(24)
(Shocking Truth) [amusing] Brad Pitt's amazing powers of sexuality control
(51)
Mon July 09, 2001:# of Comments
[eBay] [amusing] For sale: AMD Athlon "Whoop Ass" stickers
(25)
(NYPost) [Scary] Britney Spears' publicist under arrest after ramming her car into 15 bystanders
(59)
(The Triple Helix) [Spiffy] Ask Drew: Answers
(48)
(myCFnow.com) [Asinine] Girl charged with murder after friend 'accidentally' walks into knife during fight
(32)
(Charlotte Observer) [amusing] Stupid things people throw into sewers.
(34)
(New York Post) [amusing] Elderly man in electric wheelchair rams motorbike, then speeds away.
(23)
(bible.ca) [amusing] Baptist cartoon about Mormon beliefs, includes lecherous God
(59)
[Ananova] [amusing] Blow-up doll sparks body-in-river alert
(20)
[CNN] [Misc] Amateur video of suicide bombing in Gaza Strip
(28)
[Foxnews] [Cool] Florida police playing classical music over speakers on street-corner; crime drops dramatically. France surrenders.
(32)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Joe's Love Shack: read the guestbook
(63)
[Nicefire] [Interesting] Hitler's nurse dishes up the dirt on him in this declassified document
(15)
(Globeandmail.com) [Asinine] Children taken from parents after being spanked
(258)
[Washington Post] [Scary] Nobody is counting the number of deaths caused by police
(25)
(mynippon) [amusing] Japanese boobies are getting bigger (safe for work, barely)
(91)
[Reuters] [Photoshop] Photoshop this picture (pic)
(73)
[Yahoo] [Stupid] 26 year-old woman gets gored by bull in Pamplona (pic)
(50)
[Yahoo] [Stupid] Witches protest Harry Potter's broomstick having brush in back instead of front
(52)
[BBC] [Obvious] Junk food companies target children
(30)
[BBC] [Cool] How Greenpeace stormed a high-tech military base twice
(38)
[Aftenposten.no] [Cool] Norway increases top speed limit to 100kph
(25)
[Aftenposten.no] [amusing] Man charged with smuggling aliens
(16)
(Gaston-Gazette) [Strange] International conspiracy killed first Jamestown settlers
(16)
[Ananova] [amusing] Free vibrator with every mobile phone offer
(18)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Life as a guy (asf movie)
(21)
(Heavy.com) [Cool] Shockwave tetris-like game involving sumo wrestlers and sushi
(6)
[Yahoo] [Weird] Brain-shaped balloon launched for MENSA conference
(46)
(NY Post) [Obvious] Monica Lewinsky may get $2M for her dress
(17)
(Courier-Journal) [Stupid] Buying deadly snakes latest Internet fad
(15)
[BBSpot] [Satire] Jesus' email campaign fails
(7)
[CNN] [Interesting] Newspaper articles from 1823 describe national pastime years before it was thought to exist
(10)
[Caption] Make up a caption for this pic
(45)
[Foxnews] [Interesting] Second-hand smoke dangers are bad science
(64)
[CNN] [Cool] Romania gives green-light to dracula themepark
(10)
[Yahoo] [Silly] One-eyed man wants half-off TVs
(14)
(NewsMax) [Ironic] Feminist blasts Rush for lying, then lies about Broadderick case
(94)
(Some Guy) [Obvious] Farker Timothy is really an Iranian terrorist
(43)