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Sun March 25, 2001
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(Whatever-dude.com)
 
 
 
Blue's Clues
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(18)
 
(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
Twelve actual AP headlines which when followed by 'Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah,' can be sung to the tune of 'Camptown Races'
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(22)
 
(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
The Self-Made Critic's Guide to the 2001 Oscars
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(1)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
U.S. Soldier Shoots Pizza Delivery Men
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(10)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Revenge website posts nude photos of ex-girlfriends
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Third-grader suspended for drawing soldier, knife
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dramatic video of Afghan Buddha statue destruction by dynamite
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(4)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Travolta's "Battlefield Earth" sweeps Razzies
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What the hell is wrong with the Swedes?" Part II, in English
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(1)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What the hell is wrong with the Swedes?" Part III
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What the hell is wrong with the Swedes?" Part IV
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(2)
 
(canoe)
 
 
 
Excessive primping may qualify as disability
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mind game
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(10)
 
(straightdope.com)
 
 
 
Just what the hell do hospitals mean by 'serious', 'stable', and 'critical' condition?
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(0)
 
(japan today)
 
 
 
Usen offers 100Mbps connection for consumers @ $40/month
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(19)
 
(Eilert Pilarm)
 
 
 
Swedish Elvis. View the commercial and hear him sing
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What the hell is wrong with the Swedes?" Part V
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
11 year old made to stand outside with "I am a thief" sign
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(17)
 
(accesswaco.com)
 
 
 
Frat boys steal sheep,dress it in womens lingerie
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(6)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Chick takes on drug dealers (Agents of Satan)
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huey Lewis Sued Over 'Ghostbusters'
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chubby Teletubbies to Release Fitness Video
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(4)
 
(The Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Survivor's Michael Skupin accident details revealed
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
louis farrakhan African name generator
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taleban.com still under Russian Control
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(6)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Counter-Strike cuases the web to crawl.
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(12)
 
(IGN.com)
 
 
 
Best Reason to buy a Playstation 2 (warning: graphic footage)
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(23)
 


Sat March 24, 2001
(some girl)
 
 
 
When psycho ex-girlfriends attack
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola advertisement???
source: user.tninet.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Air Guitar Lessons, Volume 1
source: webworst.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Human bone jewelry!
source: apocalypse.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Cadaver Inc)
 
 
 
Killed someone? you need Cadaver Inc!
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sick of Cell Phones in Restaurants or Movies? Block 'em!
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you a piojo?
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(2)
 
(People.com)
 
 
 
The anorexic look isn't "in" anymore
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(6)
 
(Forum)
 
 
 
Help West Fargo pick a decent looking logo
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(3)
 
(Cornell U.)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this (pic)
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to give your computer a face lift
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(1)
 
(Atom Films)
 
 
 
Wheelchair Rebecca--(Not safe for work or kids)
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(3)
 
(Damn The Man)
 
 
 
Saturday morning cartoons are dumb, charmless programs.
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(3)
 
(bigrockbeer)
 
 
 
Grasshopper wheat ale and warthog ale available in Canada
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(7)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada scared of rogue nation ballistic missiles
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(12)
 
(Nando Times)
 
 
 
The Internet over your electric outlet
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(5)
 
(Nando Times)
 
 
 
Colorado averages 2 human cases per year of disease similar to mad cow
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(0)
 
(Nando Times)
 
 
 
It's official, Knight new coach at Texas Tech
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(1)
 
(snopes)
 
 
 
California artist collecting brassieres to make Giant Bra Ball
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(0)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The downside of being a 34 triple-D
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(14)
 
(Free Republic)
 
 
 
Superman was a communist!!
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wang pulls out
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(4)
 
(wergg.com)
 
 
 
Wergg redesigns, wants feedback
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(4)
 
(Straightdope.com)
 
 
 
Cecil takes on creationist theories
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(12)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Worker drives lawn mower off cliff
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(2)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Bogus auctions of Mir debris hit the net
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you can't find a Playstation2, you're not looking very hard
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Riots, earthquakes, dot-com woes, big business worries; what is happening to Seattle?
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(10)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man bags round-the-world trip by begging on Internet
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man poses as Microsoft
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(1)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mr. Bean to the rescue.
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(2)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
US government seizes Baptist churt
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(7)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Cisco 2650 ... Router?
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Manly-man Shepherd strides off shuttle, demands burger and beer.
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(1)
 
(Dissent Magazine)
 
 
 
Similarities of porno and politics
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(0)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Woman to have baby for two gay men
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(4)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Top German Utility Offers Web Via Power Line
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(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turning Garages Into Breweries
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(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman a No-Show at Her Own Funeral
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(1)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
WWF buys out WCW; ends 20-year rivalry
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(22)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Antipiracy efforts spark battle over computer hardware
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(3)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
lung cancer under power lines
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(2)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
William Hanna Died
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(2)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft Digital Certificate Stolen
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(2)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Video games and porn. 'nuff said
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(0)
 
(Leegly)
 
 
 
Video games are going downhill fast
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(0)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this image (pic)
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(29)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Baaaaaad Sheep Prank
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(0)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Foot-and-mouth disease unable to spread through Outlook Express
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(0)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Government Agricultural Web Site leads to Porn
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(1)
 


Fri March 23, 2001
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looking at trees is good for you
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Attorney General Blames School Shootings on Video Games
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MIR update; Close but no taco, gringo
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(37)
 
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
Salon.com switches to boobies-based business model
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(5)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Student dies trying to climb higher to win spitting contest
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(45)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Jim Varney estate action to be held Saturday
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(19)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Mark Chmura upset over hot tub ad
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(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another source reports Bart will lose his virginity in "Simpsons" movie
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(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man up on burglary, narcotic charges tries to hide cocaine in courtroom
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to tell if your cow has mad cow disease
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(10)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
World's largest dump closes for business
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(7)
 
(7AM News)
 
 
 
The RIAA's Secret Weapon Exposed
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(38)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide due to Mir suspense
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(5)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Chef kills 60 rats a day in restaurant
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arkansas wants to ban evolution textbooks.
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(86)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Chick killed comics theater! You bastard!
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(33)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Drunk cam
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(3)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Clam and sausage soup from Disney
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(7)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Childhood games what happened?
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
'300 pints a week' man given warning
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(8)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Web site to sell rights to sensational personal videos of animal attacks, crime, etc
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman sells cheating husband to lover for $516
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(9)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Monkey phone calls hit the UK
source: cgi.ebay.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Associated Press)
 
 
 
10 cops busted for stealing and drug trafficking
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(3)
 
(Star Magazine)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson to author book on child rearing
source: starmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(nasa.gov)
 
 
 
Mir Reenters (pic)
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ramen Noodle museum
source: bento.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Some Guy On eMoo)
 
 
 
UofL Mastercard Parody
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brightest searchlight in the world. Can be seen on Mars
source: spacecannon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Damn The Man)
 
 
 
Ozzfest forces mormons to cancel Heritage Festival
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(6)
 
(the london times)
 
 
 
Robot to counsel families
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(The Ferret)
 
 
 
The Ferret calls for new and more offensive swear words (TMB would approve...)
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(7)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Michigan man dead after being hit by Canadian garbage
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(8)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
Brazilian Lingerie company uses prison, slum to sell its wares
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(6)
 
(beinggirl.com)
 
 
 
Protecting you everday! Super Tampon, Captain Maxi, and Wonder Liner!
source: beinggirl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(MegaStar)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie demands that Lara Croft dolls have bigger boobies
source: megastar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Hub firefighters wedge new truck under old bridge
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(2)
 


Thu March 22, 2001
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's Hear It For Scared White Boys: New School Shooting In San Diego
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tunak Arabian Dance machine!! (via BBspot)
source: torrez.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Rolling blackouts hit Napster co-founder
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Court rejects school drug testing
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Crazy German lady thinks she's a vampire
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
LSD and 'shrooms as a cure for the mentally ill
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Leegly)
 
 
 
Tommy Hilfiger introduces "Greenspan" cologne
source: foolbrain.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Church of Scientology)
 
 
 
Take the Scientology personality test
source: scientology.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(new scientist)
 
 
 
Researchers suggest using napalm to dispose of foot-and-mouth carcasses
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(13)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man changes his name to "Seven" to avoid bad luck
source: libpub.dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Residents of smaller countries hope Mir hits them so they can demand compensation from Russia
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Macedonians, Albanians at war. France surrenders
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
MC3: MP3 player, digital camera, dental floss dispenser
source: cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Prof Hildegard Hammerschmidt-Hummel says Shakespeare was a secret Catholic cult member
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Putin fails to observe traffic laws
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Everything on Earth declared collectible
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
International fishing boats caught in Mir splashdown zone
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(3)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mir positioned to take suicide dive Friday Morning
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(3)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, wanna smoke some Muggles?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PETA targets McVeighs last meal
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anthropologists discover second genus of early humans
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(26)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Naked priest, lover spoil funeral
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(3)
 
(New York Post)
 
 
 
Transsexual dancers allege discrimination
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(9)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Film censor quits over church interference
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Warning Labels on Canadian Cigarettes
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(27)
 
(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
Family keeps mule as house pet
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(1)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
98-year-old Senator Thurmond maintains near-perfect voting record
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(4)
 
(zillmann.org)
 
 
 
The horrible effects Mir's landing might have on America
source: zillmann.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Stileproject)
 
 
 
Army of Darkness Soundboard (if your workplace has web filters, this site is in them)
source: stileproject.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Access Atlanta)
 
 
 
Possession of a felt tip marker is a misdemeanor for anyone under 18
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Second-graders face charges for paper gun
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car "
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kids get a glimpse of teacher's homemade porn tape
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
World's first 'air coaster' does zero to 80 in 2 seconds
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US Deports 50 commie pies
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
The Self-Made Critic reviews Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
source: brunching.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Galileo spacecraft gets final mission
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Leegly)
 
 
 
Subway diet scandal?
source: foolbrain.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reporter filming bike safety segment gets hit by car
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(3)
 
(youngie.com)
 
 
 
Colloquial english for beginners (And Americans)
source: youngie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Nipguards.com)
 
 
 
Nipguards :-Say goodbye to joggers nipple!
source: nipguards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Snopes.com)
 
 
 
How to be a good wife
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(9)
 
(Memepool)
 
 
 
How to make a rocket out of a matchstick (via Memepool)
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(7)
 
(Honolulu Star)
 
 
 
Grocery clerks had special intercom code to alert all to pretty shoppers
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
Dad hosts son's 15th birthday party with booze and porn.
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(17)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Brothers lead mission to witness Mir's demise
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(2)
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
Mad Magazine ends era by accepting ads
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Carbonated, flavored milk (drink it with your Burgerpipe!)
source: rutlandherald.nybor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Union Leader)
 
 
 
Drunk woman steals, crashes police cruiser
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(5)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Teens beat man looking for his daughter at underage drinking party
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which airplane is closer?
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Simpsons Movie to feature Bart getting nailed
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(10)
 
(thoughtpolice.com)
 
 
 
1040 form for laid-off dot.com employees
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts shed their "un-Sexy" image with new uniforms
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(12)
 
(GlobalTV.com)
 
 
 
Advertising Via Tattoo: Coming To NBA Biceps
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(7)
 


Wed March 21, 2001
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Feds agree - more arsenic in the water
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(18)
 
(Alaska)
 
 
 
Get a free bear safety package
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(9)
 
(TheSmokingGun)
 
 
 
Bride arrested for attacking new husband with wedding cake (actual police report)
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(13)
 
(Drew)
 
 
 
If there's any Farkers in Miami who want to go have a beer, send me an email
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(35)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
Police ordered to arrest, deport, imprison gays & lesbians
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Gay Agenda - Homosexual-rights bill progresses
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(156)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trailers a hard sell in Russia
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(7)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Destruction of Buddha statues "ended drought" says Taliban
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(7)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Suggested Landings for the Mir Space Station
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Talking vodka bottle cap says "Pour", emits drunken giggles as evening progresses
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(6)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Four-year old puts "psychics" to shame
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(7)
 
(The Stash)
 
 
 
Those wacky Japanese, part 4. (Game show MPG)
source: humor.inept.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(ElectricRat)
 
 
 
Scientists hotwire brains to like the 80's
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(2)
 
(Thedailycamera)
 
 
 
5 club drugs to know about
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(17)
 
(Page3)
 
 
 
National Cleavage Week bus begins tour in Britain (safe for work?)
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(4)
 
(The Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Son of God misses Millennium, apologizes
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(4)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Poll shows Tetris and Doritos more addictive than crack
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
11-year old girl proud winner of rotten sneaker contest
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(2)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Germans prepare for Mir landing in Berlin
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(0)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Scientists discover cockroaches don't like rough sex
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(32)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Australian University buries 10.000 books
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(12)
 
(VillageVoice)
 
 
 
Amusing peek at life of an AOL censor
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(11)
 
(News-Journal Online)
 
 
 
One dead, six hurt in fight over missing cell phone
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(2)
 
(Straight Dope)
 
 
 
The truth about the "Rule of Thumb"
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(5)
 
(telegraph.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trout fake orgasms
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(4)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Mailman attacked by turkey
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(4)
 
(Detroit Now)
 
 
 
Live mouse found in fried chicken meal
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(6)
 
(St Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Plant growing near courthouse discovered to be marijuana
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(2)
 
(www.ninjaburger.com)
 
 
 
Ninja Burger wants true news about ninjas and burgers
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(3)
 
(Some Japanese Toy Company)
 
 
 
Toys only the Japanese could come up with
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(11)
 
(NandoTimes)
 
 
 
Restaurants could experience shortage of ribs
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(2)
 
(HoustonChronicle)
 
 
 
Buddhist Ghostbusters call Hong Kong newspaper office
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(0)
 
(sky.com)
 
 
 
Device allows blind people to "see" with tongue
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Transformers parody (a must see)
source: hackernetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Some Guy (via StileProject))
 
 
 
Adam Sandler sound board (not safe for work)
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(9)
 
(Bob Jones U)
 
 
 
How to identify a false religion
source: bju.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Native Hawaiian suing the US in World Court for annexing Hawaii illegally back in 1890's.
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(11)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Playboy magazine has Kansas in uproar
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Linux Advertising Campaign (for Frustrated Geeks) (Not safe for work)
source: stileproject.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 


Tue March 20, 2001
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Careful where you sit, or else you'll get an ass full of repressed hate
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
TheSatyr announces end, bids farewell...
source: thesatyr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Snooze-Kazoo)
 
 
 
Bulldozer crushes Wal-Mart like a bulldozer
source: newsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(caller.com)
 
 
 
Drug war hits asparagus trade
source: caller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Missing Mars Polar Lander found intact by spy satellite
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
154 tons of garbage removed from man's home
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
24
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top 25 stolen vehicles for 2000
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Think Geek)
 
 
 
AYB T-Shirts
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(25)
 
(via RateMyMullet)
 
 
 
Fark PHP Newsfeed
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(4)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Gen-u-ine Arkansas dirt
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(11)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
San Quintin prison becomes the place to live
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Dissent Magazine)
 
 
 
Comic publishers seek desperately to eek out existence
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Free Tacos for Everyone in U.S. If Mir Hits Floating Taco Bell Ocean Target
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Black poetry with X-E
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(9)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Dog farks up Berlin train system
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(6)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bushonics people strike back
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Says schools may ban Marilyn Manson T-Shirts
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rolling blackouts commence in California
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(21)
 
(Drudge Report)
 
 
 
Hoof and mouth visits central Asia
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(1)
 
(The Weekly)
 
 
 
Why the British should be proud
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(21)
 
(Bible.com)
 
 
 
Duties of a christian wife
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S.S. Missouri honors Japanese Kamikaze
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(25)
 
(The National Post)
 
 
 
Rise in food poisioning attributed to Tunaburgers
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Slut Test
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(35)
 
(via Something Awful)
 
 
 
What the Fark is wrong with the Japanese. ( A commercial)
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the Fark is wrong with the Japanese Part Two
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(6)
 
(Philly Daily News)
 
 
 
TV news manager claims industry plagued by camera-stealing pornographers
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(3)
 
(SNPP)
 
 
 
The Simpsons encourages obesity, say nutritionists.
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(12)
 
(Netslaves)
 
 
 
10 reasons why most dot-coms deserve to go under
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(5)
 
(Mr. Showbiz)
 
 
 
Real-life "Jack" sues "Will & Grace"
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(0)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Mixup in horsepower makes new Miata not so "zoom-zoomy"
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(8)
 
(via Slashdot)
 
 
 
US Customs form for Apollo 11 moon rocks
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(0)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
95% of diets fail
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
JesusMuseum: A new wacky Christian site each day, plus huge archive of previous ones.
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(6)
 
(Heavens-Above)
 
 
 
What's up in the sky (includes ISS sighting times and Mir info)
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To go with your Burgerpipe: Push-Up Macaroni & Cheese!
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(25)
 
(bcentral.com)
 
 
 
Get a tan on the IRS
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(0)
 
(slate.msn.com)
 
 
 
Former "Super Baby" wants to be normal
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(24)
 
(U of K)
 
 
 
Bugfood: Insect snacks from around the world
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(2)
 


Mon March 19, 2001
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
Mommy voted off in real-life Survivor
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ex-boyfriend files suit to stop abortion
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(47)
 
(Bible.com)
 
 
 
The danger of Pokemon fascination
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court declines to comment on Papa Johns - Pizza Hut case
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Congress Ignores Most E-Mail
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(6)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: American White Boy's virginity
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(9)
 
(Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Man tracked through phone records and convicted for complaining his dentist was drunk
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(1)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Fark makes top 10 comedy sites at TechTV
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the hell is wrong with the Japanese? Real japanese TV shows (contains boobies)
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(9)
 
(NZHerald)
 
 
 
Lost men lick bush ordeal
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(5)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"We hate our boobies" (safe for work)
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(9)
 
(Straightdope.com)
 
 
 
Atheism is # 2 in list of religions
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taliban atone for delay in blowing up statues by slaughtering 100 cows
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kathie Lee's first movie is so bad, it might be good
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(7)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Canadians kill baby seals, then lose half the pelts
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(6)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
List of 'obscene' license plates prohibited in Florida, including several beginning with AA and KC that don't make sense at all
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jail time for spammers
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(19)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Even more annoying ways to pass out Chick tracts
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(46)
 
(PhillyInq)
 
 
 
Student ski-trip-turned-striptease outrages parents
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Star Trek's Scotty sacked for claiming engines 'cannae take it'
source: erat.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Heroin shortage sparks crime wave
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(5)
 
(the sun)
 
 
 
Black man receives AOL CD addressed to Mr Jungle Bunny
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Coke plans to provide Coke on tap at customers' homes
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Cinemas sick of kids getting genitals out during films
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Attorney asks for incest case to be dismissed because sex between uncles and neices is not specifically prohibited in Kentucky
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan cuts interest rates to near zero
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Paramount negotiating with Scott Bakula (Quantum Leap) to become lead in new Star Trek series
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(24)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
French philosopher claims Gulf War never happened
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(34)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Makers of The Mummy 2 change female lead's name for fear of boob jokes
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(22)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Plane hits 'Arrive Unhurt' sign during crash landing
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan alerts residents to possible danger from next Sunday's Mir splashdown (complete with doomsday graphics)
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(4)
 
(Cubanet)
 
 
 
Cuban children yanked out of school and forced into potato picking brigades
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full Cup
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(15)
 
(Robofilms)
 
 
 
If you can't be bothered to rent a video, visit this site
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(8)
 
(sun-sentinel)
 
 
 
Mating season prompts startup of got-a-gator in my yard hotline
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(4)
 

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