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March 11, 2001:# of Comments
[Yahoo] [amusing] Revealed at last! The connection between lust and blindness
(8)
[Foxnews] [Ironic] Christian band cancels tour after sex allegations
(12)
[Ananova] [Strange] Dinosaur eggs found on train are millions of years old
(6)
(some guy) [Cool] English to ebonics translator- Long sentences will be much mo' funny, ya dig?
(12)
(canoe) [Obvious] Company sells Canadians lunar land
(13)
(cleveland.com) [Stupid] Vet Cuts Off Horse's Penis Instead of Testicles
(9)
(ENN) [Interesting] Can you pass the Global warming quiz?
(3)
[Jack Chick] [Asinine] Jack Chick vs. Native Americans
(27)
[CapAlert] [Stupid] CAP review Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
(27)
[Washington Post] [Obvious] Warrant Issued for Leif Garrett
(2)
[Ananova] [Stupid] Parisian stripper running for mayor
(3)
[Brunching] [amusing] Non-Lethal Weapons
(3)
[Yahoo] [News] Bezos gets probed
(0)
(bogwomen.com) [Silly] Christ's face found in potato
(16)
(Other) [Weird] In search of the perfect pork martini
(10)
(Deseret News) [Spiffy] Why Muslims and Mormons are the same
(1)
(Our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ) [Stupid] Scary Christian superhero - It's Bibleman!
(37)
(IOL) [Scary] Police in Nepal seize 95 human skulls
(2)
(WeeklyWorldNews) [Weird] Woman chops off the private parts of 13 men.
(9)
(IMDb) [amusing] The worst 100 films
(35)
(smh.com.au) [Weird] China assimilates boy band development technology
(5)
(Discoverychannel.com) [amusing] Learn how to talk just like that Crocodile Hunter guy!
(4)
March 10, 2001:# of Comments
[CNN] [Strange] Creepy flourescent moths released into the wild
(14)
[Nicefire] [amusing] Management characteristics.
(6)
(Some Guy) [Interesting] Unusual use for religious figures (not safe for work)
(28)
(Some Guy) [Sad] LeaveItToBeaver.com closed, for sale
(12)
(some guy) [Strange] Psycho bondage bunnies (new game)
(5)
(spite your face) [Cool] 2001: space oddysey in lego stopmotion
(6)
[CNN] [Asinine] Man kills friend who didn't know the "Turkey" song
(19)
[USA Today] [Interesting] Hacker 'Coolio' gets 9 months jail time
(13)
[Reuters] [amusing] Make up a caption for this pic
(46)
[USA Today] [Scary] Kid gets life w/o parole for "WWF" style murder
(26)
[Untitled Document] [Satire] Woman concerned that she's nothing-aholic
(4)
[Foolbrain] [Satire] Peanut Eminem arrested for shooting up candy store
(7)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Welcome to the Wonderful World of Squirrel Fishing
(15)
(WeeklyWorldNews) [Satire] Bible-Basher wants labels on good book
(10)
(WeeklyWorldNews) [Silly] President Bush to resign by August!
(10)
(AbsoluteAgencyDatingService) [Spiffy] Register yourself for an escort service
(10)
(Idaho Statesman) [Scary] Aryan Nations plans to carry loaded weapons during march
(20)
(E & P Online) [Cool] NY Post To Put Entire Archives (Since 1801) Online
(6)
(Someguy) [Interesting] License Plates of the World
(3)
(thisdayinmusic.com) [amusing] Find out the No.1 song on the day you were born
(79)
March 9, 2001:# of Comments
[Reuters] [Ironic] Shepherd Shot Dead, Sheep Blamed
(13)
[Yahoo] [amusing] Make up a caption for this pic
(41)
(Some guy) [amusing] Nude pickup driver flashes, dashes on Cazenovia's streets
(1)
[Washington Post] [Strange] Britain makes heat sensitive stamps (like mood rings)
(6)
(ProJouster) [Cool] Professional jousting making a comeback
(25)
(Japan Today) [Scary] God's gangster
(10)
[Foolbrain] [Satire] Former VP fired after three day stint as McDonalds manager
(7)
[ABC News] [Asinine] Playground Mirror Would Incinerate birds, Blind Humans
(32)
[Ananova] [amusing] Lesbian attacks lover with Spear Gun
(15)
[MSNBC] [Asinine] Cameraman keeps filming burnt "Survivor" contestant for fear of getting fired
(43)
[JSOnline] [Asinine] It is national bring your gun to school week. Come one come all.
(22)
[LA Times] [Spiffy] Paper cell phones coming soon
(31)
[Yahoo] [Strange] Radio station offers nude male cleaners as prize
(9)
(iWon.co.) [Asinine] Vegetarian Gets $215 for Bone in Plane Meal
(17)
(Irish Independent) [Stupid] Bishop urges holy water defence against livestock virus
(12)
(Seattle PI) [Stupid] Seattle Couple forced to move home 3 feet at cost of $40,000
(16)
(Some Guy) [Spiffy] Test your reflexes!
(39)
(cumberland-news.co.uk) [Silly] Woman has 'McBaby' at McDonald's
(10)
(Glenn Beck) [Cool] The Gerbil Project: World's first bank tube astronaut set to launch today
(13)
(Some Guy) [amusing] The truth about 3rd Edition AD&D
(19)
(APWire) [Interesting] Nepal seeks 5 year old girl to be living goddess
(18)
(News Journal) [amusing] Skydiver crashes into beer server at cole slaw wrestling event (via ObscureStore)
(11)
(Garlic.com) [Cool] Learn how to grow and store garlic (and measure your bandwidth speed)
(8)
(IGN) [Obvious] More Pokemon characters scheduled for as far out as 2002
(8)
(jesuschristsuperstore.net) [amusing] Jesus Christ Superstore
(7)
(National Post) [Cool] Ontario town refuses McDonald's
(10)
(metallica.com) [Spiffy] Finally! Metallica action figures!
(23)
March 8, 2001:# of Comments
(AlterNet) [Interesting] School shootings and white denial
(22)
[BBC] [amusing] Paraguay President is driving a stolen car
(10)
(VIZ) [amusing] Play Queen Mam-agotchi (slightly adult)
(5)
(Examiner.com) [Strange] Fisherman's Wharf Statues Credited With 645 Births Worldwide
(7)
(IOL) [Obvious] Karaoke leads to shooting
(31)
(Some Guys) [amusing] Hick Trek: The Movie (Star Trek for rednecks)
(7)
(badasscoffee.com) [Cool] For sale: Bad Ass Coffee
(11)
[LA Times] [Cool] Census creates 57 new categories of Racial Mixes
(21)
[Jack Chick] [Stupid] Jack Chick's advice on surviving a robbery
(273)
[ABC News] [amusing] Buy a Piece of the Seattle Quake
(8)
[ABC News] [Misc] Older women enjoy sex more
(18)
[ABC News] [Strange] Family freaks out over glowing chicken dinner
(13)
[Foxnews] [Asinine] — Felony wiretapping charges against a high school student who taped a lecture without the teacher's knowledge
(3)
[Foolbrain] [Satire] Top eleven reasons why St. Patrick's Day is world's favorite holiday
(7)
[Murderize] [Sad] Murderize.com gets screwed by the man
(62)
[AintItCoolNews] [Obvious] Angelina Jolie's boobies Photoshopped for Tomb Raider movie poster
(44)
(Science Daily Magazine) [Interesting] The Paradox of Aspirin
(7)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Nude house painting (contains gratuitous nudity)
(29)
(evilscience.com) [Satire] Life at Evil Science University
(6)
(Orlando Sentinel) [Misc] Boy Scout's anti-gay policy pays off
(24)
(P45) [amusing] Handy Tips!!!
(6)
(Sun-Sentinel) [Sick] False teeth save 3 men stranded out at see.
(9)
(Japan Today) [Cool] Ten years in hiding - Honda's secret humanoid robot project
(25)
(NationalEnquirer) [Stupid] More stupid things said by famous people
(10)
(other) [Interesting] Animal sounds in different languages or meow vs nyaa
(6)
(some guy) [Strange] A substitute for the X-Files: Aliens with Underpants
(1)
(ZettAuction) [Strange] For Sale: 36' Hydraulic Dinosaur
(4)
[CNN] [Strange] Coach fired for wielding meat cleaver at school
(9)
(Canoe) [amusing] Robber loses keys to getaway car
(5)
[Ananova] [amusing] Children to test Murphy's law with buttered toast experiment
(18)
March 7, 2001:# of Comments
[Washington Post] [Sad] Private school shooting today
(135)
[Washington Post] [Cool] Elephant race in India
(7)
(Think Geek) [Cool] Open up a can of whoop ass
(24)
[ZDNet] [PSA] NASDAQ halts trading of Yahoo stock, announcement today after market close
(21)
[Reuters] [amusing] Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
(56)
[Reuters] [amusing] Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
(47)
(Hillcrest Health System) [Silly] Couple names infant after esteemed Fark founder
(22)
[ZDNet] [Sad] Say goodbye to an unlikely Internet star
(11)
[CNN] [PSA] Mir's doom set for March 20th
(12)
[JSOnline] [Cool] Alcohol saves couple from flying tire
(2)
(Canoe) [Strange] FBI uncover plot to kidnap Russell Crowe
(14)
(UDOT) [Cool] Monitor traffic cams all over SLC.
(8)
[Foxnews] [Obvious] WWF may pull out of XFL, leaving NBC holding the bag
(9)
[ABC News] [Obvious] Baboon males choose female mates by butt size
(20)
[BBC] [Silly] Jedi religion could eventually overtake scientology
(26)
[This Is Local London] [News] Jack The Ripper may be back
(10)
[BBC] [Stupid] British game show host threatened with legal action after saying that Welsh suck
(15)
[Untitled Document] [Satire] Killer did not play violent video games
(1)
(AJC) [Interesting] 24-year old deputy goes undercover in high school
(12)
(forbes) [Cool] Pig-Latin used to get around Napster injunction.
(29)
(NYPost) [Strange] Woman run down at Macy's parade by Cat in the Hat balloon awarded millions
(12)
(some guy) [Interesting] Reviews of Japanese "adult services"
(21)
[Yahoo] [Strange] Michael Jackson founds crusade for "Childrens Bill of Rights" with rabbi who wrote "Kosher Sex".
(18)
[Yahoo] [amusing] How to hack online sales sites: Laptop for $1.60, Rolex for $3
(34)
[Salon] [Obvious] American CEO's love looking at porn.
(26)
[ZDNet] [PSA] New "Naked Wife" virus on the loose
(34)
[The Onion] [Satire] Vince McMahon's X-SPAN Promises Bone-Crunching Legislative Coverage
(3)
[MSNBC] [Interesting] Billy Graham's ministry accused of evangelizing with U.S. funds
(5)
[Foxnews] [Cool] Bars in Hollywood may have to provide condoms by law.
(17)
[C|Net] [amusing] Hackers reroute Hamas' web site to porn site
(14)
(Hamas) [amusing] Hamas.org (not safe for work while hacked)
(8)
(beerhunter.com) [Cool] The OTHER Michael Jackson: The Beer Hunter
(5)
(Fark.IsGay.com) [Weird] Fark is gay
(22)
(ClassicGameRoom) [Cool] Play Arcade-Style Games Online
(1)
(Toonbots) [Cool] German translations of AYBABTU with Babelfish
(6)
(Imperiex.net) [amusing] Starcraft AYBABTU Flash site (note cursing in screenshots)
(13)
(joedirt.com) [amusing] Drew with a mullet
(22)
(Tuxedo.org) [Interesting] Analysis of online typographic conventions (long)
(6)
(I Love Bacon) [Misc] Pick up lines sure to get a man clobbered
(10)
(thestar.com) [Asinine] Dennis the Menace turns 50
(14)
(www.e-com-con.com) [amusing] E-Com-Con Home Page (Evil corporation from Lone Gunmen Show)
(9)
March 6, 2001:# of Comments
[eBay] [Strange] For sale: tri-jet turbine powered Toyota MR2
(60)
(ilovebacon.com) [amusing] Student suspended over yelling AYBABTU
(14)
(Straight Dope) [amusing] Hidden Disney (Erotica, inside jokes, etc)
(4)
(NationalAtlas.gov) [Cool] Everything you ever wanted to know about where you live
(7)
[Reuters] [amusing] Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
(53)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Fark.net changes ownership
(31)
(Center) [Cool] Nudie bar flash site (not safe for work)
(10)
[LondonTimes] [PSA] Sitting on Your Ass Makes You Crazy
(14)
[Foxnews] [amusing] Mormons upset over "Baptize your taste buds" beer campaign
(28)
[MSNBC] [amusing] "Three's Company" episode aired hundreds of times found to have nudity
(39)
[Ananova] [Sappy] Man flashes neighbour for seven years
(19)
[X-Entertainment] [Scary] Chick Comics Theater: Is alcohol the shotglass to Hell?
(12)
(The Sun) [Cool] Teletubby in lesbian shocker (contains boobies?)
(8)
(Some Guy) [amusing] No Glowng Spheres!: Grass roots campaign to end an artistic cliche
(12)
(Fortean Times) [Interesting] Behind the Seattle Monolith
(3)
(mp3s.com) [Weird] Woman sings acapella about having sex with a wookie.
(9)
(Spirit) [Misc] SpiritOfTheWater
(6)
[Untitled Document] [Satire] Livestock feigning sickness backfires horribly
(0)
[CNN] [Silly] Possible cast for "new" Star Trek series
(23)
[Reuters] [Stupid] Blind, disabled climbers to climb Everest
(10)
[Herald-Leader] [Sappy] Hatfields, McCoys to resume "friendly" feud at reunion
(8)
[Herald-Leader] [amusing] Headline: "Attorney mentions Hitler on first day of lawsuit"
(7)
[Salon] [Asinine] Indiana High School bans all music
(26)
[Yahoo] [Scary] Michael Jackson looking scarier than ever these days... (pic)
(59)
[USA Today] [Cool] Atari coming back
(22)
(Last-Word.com) [Interesting] Boobie science: why men have nipples
(2)
(Last-Word.com) [Interesting] Beer and the munchies
(0)
(The Corky Report) [Stupid] The truth behind water, it can kill you!
(24)
(dribbleglass.com) [amusing] Interview with a swimsuit model (link top left)
(2)
(MuffinFilms.com) [Silly] Muffin Films: Shockwave Shorts About Muffins
(4)
(CSPI Net) [Interesting] Before dinner: look up the various chemicals in your food
(4)
(Some Guy) [Cool] Atari Historical Society
(5)
March 5, 2001:# of Comments
[CNN] [Asinine] Another school shooting, 15+ shot
(259)
[ABC News] [Cool] Shockwave Skydive
(18)
[Pravda] [Strange] Why not turn traffic lights into disco lights?
(2)
[Yahoo] [Obvious] Judge Judy hit with abuse suit
(15)
(Some guy) [Strange] Doc Ellis Says He Pitched 1970 No-Hitter Under The Influence of LSD
(15)
(The Chicago Sun Times) [News] Go jump in a lake for a handicapped person.
(5)
(Rumors) [Ironic] Internet Prank On Nike Increases Sales
(10)
[Washington Post] [Weird] Australian man to skydive from outer space
(43)
[Foxnews] [Misc] Jeopardy changing format to compete with 'reality' shows
(6)
[CNN] [Misc] Farelly Bros. (Something About Mary) to write and direct new Three Stooges movie
(14)
[Foxnews] [Strange] Pets in California no longer have "owners"
(29)
[Yahoo] [amusing] Metallica members pissed off at each other, slander each other in national media
(45)
[Washington Post] [Weird] Human skull found during drug raid possibly used in ritual against judge
(3)
[BBC] [Obvious] Long work hours harm sex life
(30)
[StrangeCrap] [Satire] Oscar Meyer denies collecting lip and asshole during cattle mutilation
(5)
[eBay] [PSA] F-word domain name auction
(9)
(Last-Word.com) [Scary] Does beheading hurt?
(24)
(New Scientist) [Interesting] Computers now intelligent enough to post on message boards
(19)
(Nando Times) [Ironic] Members of Blue Man Group say they haven't sold out with commercials
(7)
(LogoResourcePages) [PSA] The dangers of Harry Potter
(16)
(LogoResourcePages) [PSA] The dangers of games such as Pokémon
(15)
(Joe Cartoon) [Misc] The Lemmings cartoon (Flash)
(6)
(Some Guy) [amusing] Alliterative Religious Euphemisms for Male Masturbation
(3)
(news.com.au) [Asinine] Sharing Email banned by Law
(4)
(YourFreeCamera) [amusing] Get your free GENUINE Mikon camera
(19)
(betanews) [Cool] New game: Kablooey!
(5)
(Some Guy) [Interesting] British English to American English dictionary
(7)
[Washington Post] [Cool] Everything you ever wanted to know about hacking TiVo
(1)
[Yahoo] [Spiffy] Bryan Singer signs on to new Battlestar Galactica TV series
(6)
(SLTrib) [Misc] Utah shop owner arrested for selling porn
(18)
[Ananova] [Strange] Disney investigating new Toy Story dolls which say 'clitoris'
(21)
[Ananova] [amusing] Doctor claims LSD cured his allergy
(8)