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Sun December 10, 2000

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		For sale: crack.com source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(0)
		Chick bashes Catholics (again) about Virgin Mary source: chick.com \| share:	(26)
		Teen brain isn't fully developed source: cnn.com \| share:	(0)

		Astro-Theology source: astrotheology.com \| share:	(0)
(infoAnarchy)		Best Porn Still on Usenet source: infoanarchy.org \| share:	(0)
(I-Mockery.com)		Lost "Absolut Vodka" advertisements found. source: i-mockery.com \| share:	(0)
		Fantasy island midget sews evil through time source: murderize.com \| share:	(0)
(I-Mockery.com)		A special birthday cake (and great pics). source: i-mockery.com \| share:	(0)

(Canoe)		Canada agrees to free detained sperm source: canoe.ca \| share:	(0)
(VNY)		Ebola spreads to Uganda's second largest city source: vny.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)		Virtual Lego blocks (Windows, freeware) source: user.tninet.se \| share:	(0)
(I-Mockery.com)		Cynical greeting cards for the holidays source: i-mockery.com \| share:	(0)
(I-Mockery.com)		New deadly raver cocktails source: i-mockery.com \| share:	(6)
(I-Mockery.com)		Lawn Mowing: a complete waste of time. source: i-mockery.com \| share:	(0)
(Someguy)		Political quiz (repeat) source: madrabbit.net \| share:	(0)
(IOL)		Opera singer's practice interrupted by cow source: iol.co.za \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)		Welcome to Casper Creative Consulting source: casper.com \| share:	(0)
(niceFire)		Guidelines for a great interview source: nicefire.com \| share:	(0)
(Cult of Nobody)		Ozzy Osbourne's special order at Newport News McDonald's ends up in suburban woman's hands. source: cultofnobody.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)		Curious George goes to Washington. source: home.nyc.rr.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)		Everything you ever wanted to know about lies source: liespeopletell.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)		Insult some lout with style and erudition source: emap.mtu.edu \| share:	(0)
(I-Mockery.com)		How to win an argument with a plant-eater. source: i-mockery.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)		Celebrity Babies source: celebritybabies.webjump.com \| share:	(0)
(Strangecrap.com)		Missing DLL leads to disturbing obsession source: strangecrap.com \| share:	(0)

Sat December 09, 2000

	Fewer dot-com ads in next year's Superbowl (also check description of PETA's rejected commercial) source: cnn.com \| share:	(0)
	Post of Head of Russian Region costs $600,000 source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	(0)
	A scandal around the name of Faberge source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	(0)
	Gore offered job as radio talk show host source: news.excite.com \| share:	(0)
	Nation expresses concern, hunger for cod source: untitleddocument.co.uk \| share:	(0)
	New Three Reasons cartoon source: three-reasons.com \| share:	(4)
	The complete and utter idiots guide to making a baloney sandwich source: brunching.com \| share:	(1)
	Black Atheists.com source: blackatheists.com \| share:	(0)
(attrition.org)	How hackers deface web sites (not safe for work) source: attrition.org \| share:	(1)
(Some Guy)	Anonymously tell your coworkers they reek source: youhavebo.com \| share:	(0)
	The REAL orgin of kentucky fried chicken source: murderize.com \| share:	(0)
	Actor/writer Bruce Campbell slain by admiring horde. source: murderize.com \| share:	(1)
(USNews)	Victims of the Year source: usnews.com \| share:	(7)
(Gamegrene.com)	Gamegrene reviews of D&D movie all negative so far source: gamegrene.com \| share:	(1)
(Tnonline)	'Poster child for drunken slobs' sentenced to jail source: tnonline.com \| share:	(1)
(niceFire)	IT Ninjas strike back source: inktank.nicefire.com \| share:	(0)
(comedyclub)	"Why must straight people keep shoving their sexuality in my face?" asks a gay man source: comedyclub.co.za \| share:	(0)
(I-Mockery.com)	Get even with your computer. source: i-mockery.com \| share:	(0)
(Lilcowpoke.com)	Billy Crystal Unable to Host Oscars; No One Sad source: lilcowpoke.com \| share:	(0)

Fri December 08, 2000

	Goddamn Canadian Hackers! source: fark.com \| share:	(32)
	Clinton finally visits Nebraska source: cnn.com \| share:	(4)
(NewsJournal)	Man fleeing police catches fire source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	(1)
(Canoe)	Canadian postman's suspension for dog-kicking shortened source: canoe.ca \| share:	(0)
	Ballet school charged with size bias source: cnn.com \| share:	(1)
(TheTelegraph)	Pope now says Heaven open to everyone, not just Roman Catholics source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(48)
(Some Guy)	New electronic voting program for Presidential elections source: ourworld.compuserve.com \| share:	(1)
	Beware the Red-assed Baboons source: pets.msn.com \| share:	(5)
	Playboy CEO lashes out at negative outlook for her company source: wired.com \| share:	(0)
	Mad Cow disease came from outer space source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	(6)
	For sale: fat ugly guy named Porter (via DA) source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(0)
(PenisImprovement)	Improve your penis today source: penisimprovement.com \| share:	(14)
	Man sues Christmas source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(14)
(GoMemphis)	This passes for news in Memphis: Why do dogs hang out in truck? source: gomemphis.com \| share:	(5)
(MediaTrip)	Election Phone Calls source: mediatrip.com \| share:	(1)
(Page3)	Slideshow of tons of Page 3 Girls (contains lots and lots of boobies) (via RobotWisdom) source: page3.com \| share:	(9)
(DailyRadar)	50 greatest moments on The Simpsons (via RobotWisdom) source: dailyradar.com \| share:	(5)
	German men are bigger in every way except one source: ananova.com \| share:	(5)
	Women seeking mates are like animals source: ananova.com \| share:	(3)
	Singing Christmas card causes bomb scare source: ananova.com \| share:	(0)
	US Carrier takes 40 minutes to respond to order. Russians send taunting e-mails with carrier photos. source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	(2)
	Russian aircrafts appear to have flied over Kitty Hawk three times source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	(5)
	For Sale: Russian Michael Jackson nesting dolls. source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(1)
	For sale: AOL 1.0 source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(4)
	Houston might have breathable air by 2007 source: cnn.com \| share:	(3)
(Apparitions.org)	Listing of apparitions of Jesus and Mary source: apparitions.org \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	Jesus of the Week source: jesusoftheweek.com \| share:	(0)
(Earthcam)	Dealey Plaza cam source: www2.earthcam.com \| share:	(11)
(Some Guy)	Visit the #1 fan of the NutSackDance squirrel (pic) source: weirdlinks.com \| share:	(0)
(Independent News)	Monkeys discovered their own insect repellent source: independent.co.uk \| share:	(0)
(Mercury News)	Amish man jailed for refusing to use buggy reflector source: www0.mercurycenter.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Nut)	Year 2000, Life on Mars, Florida Elections = End of Times source: enterprisemission.com \| share:	(1)
(Lilcowpoke.com)	The Party Pecker and relationships source: lilcowpoke.com \| share:	(1)
(Asmor.com)	DropTheChalupa.com dropped. source: dropthechalupa.com \| share:	(0)
(Adcritic.com)	Even more hilarious ads source: adcritic.com \| share:	(0)

Thu December 07, 2000

	Prof asks if student tongued her dead father; student files suit source: sfgate.com \| share:	(13)
	Pentagon bails out Iridium source: usatoday.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	Hilarious ads that got nixed (features one (1) boobie) source: zeldman.com \| share:	(8)
(SubExpo)	For sale: Russian nuclear sub source: subexpo.com \| share:	(6)
	Electrocuted man rises from dead source: news.excite.com \| share:	(3)
	Mario Lemieux planning to play hockey professionally again source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com \| share:	(8)
	Author of article about 15-year-old girl punching her prom date being investigated for making up sources source: cnn.com \| share:	(6)
(niceFire)	Couple seeks a third source: nicefire.com \| share:	(0)
(Newsday)	For sale: Ryder truck used to ferry Florida ballots source: newsday.com \| share:	(0)
(Canoe)	Canadian cops wait for robber to pass swallowed stolen diamond source: canoe.ca \| share:	(0)
	El Guapo reviews Scary Movie source: murderize.com \| share:	(4)
	Clinton says pot smokers should not go to jail source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(11)
(IOL)	28% of British working women have had sex at the office source: iol.co.za \| share:	(4)
(MahirKissesYou)	Mahir has a CD - you can listen to the title track source: mahirkissesyou.com \| share:	(1)
(Some Guy)	Guinea pig who bedded 24 females in 2 nights gets his own website source: farmpark.fsnet.co.uk \| share:	(0)
	For sale: six-foot tall inflatable punching penis (via DisturbingAuctions) source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(6)
	Con artist persuades Indian woman to have 22 children source: ananova.com \| share:	(4)
	Bad-tempered Canadian donkey banned from Nativity scene. source: ananova.com \| share:	(0)
	Britney Spears named third most boring person of year source: ananova.com \| share:	(1)
	Black Guy Photoshopped In source: theonion.com \| share:	(6)
	For sale: cat testicles source: cgi.ca.ebay.com \| share:	(3)
	Pokemon supposedly causes children to get violent. Compared to Metal Gear Solid source: dailynews.yahoo.com \| share:	(2)
	Tree swastika just won't go away source: dailynews.yahoo.com \| share:	(66)
(Some Guy)	US Postal rules violated for laughs (via RobotWisdom) source: improbable.com \| share:	(4)

Wed December 06, 2000

	Woman bites off man's nads. Note "Entertainment" heading source: asia.dailynews.yahoo.com \| share:	(14)
	Lemsip-recommending man killed by co-workers source: untitleddocument.co.uk \| share:	(0)
(emode.com)	Test: Who's Your TV Family? source: emode.com \| share:	(32)
(Ibiblio.org/)	Breakfast cereal used to treat masturbation source: ibiblio.org \| share:	(4)
(SysOpMind.com)	Frequently Asked Quesions about the meaning of Life source: sysopmind.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	FriedMcChickenHeadDance source: friedmcchickenheaddance.homepage.com \| share:	(7)
(IOL)	China fines internet cafes for porn site visits by patrons source: iol.co.za \| share:	(1)
(IOL)	Bill practices being Mr. Hillary Clinton source: iol.co.za \| share:	(0)
(Womenonwaves.org)	Website of the floating reproductive clinic source: womenonwaves.org \| share:	(0)
(RochesterNews)	Survivor's Rudy: I don't like eating bugs. source: rochesternews.com \| share:	(7)
	Russian business has social face source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	(0)
	Naps at work good for business source: cnn.com \| share:	(2)
	Duke University to allow same-sex unions at its chapel source: cnn.com \| share:	(0)
	CAP reviews Unbreakable (contains spoilers) source: capalert.com \| share:	(7)
	Buckingham Palace to close subsidized bar, eliminating drinking on the job; Royal servants angry source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(1)
	Strom Thurmond turns 98 source: dailynews.yahoo.com \| share:	(3)
(Useless Information)	The Flubber Fiasco source: home.nycap.rr.com \| share:	(0)
(CBC)	Ship to offer off-shore abortions where they are illegal source: cbc.ca \| share:	(0)
(About.com)	Things you can't send through the mail source: geography.about.com \| share:	(8)
(IOL)	Turkish Couple wanted sons, now they have 25 children source: iol.co.za \| share:	(1)
(IOL)	Swedish man shot by his dog source: iol.co.za \| share:	(1)
(Some Guy)	The Museum of Questionable Medical Devices (repeat) source: mtn.org \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	Some Guy's pool in 3D (click and drag to move) source: ftp.wi.net \| share:	(3)
(Dallasnews)	Inmates at Dallas County jails take smoking ban out on each other source: dallasnews.com \| share:	(9)
(EurekAlert)	Study shows that kids under 6 fall off bunk beds-- especially the upper one. source: eurekalert.org \| share:	(1)
(St Petersburg Times)	Two senior citizens armed with machette and pruning shears attack police. source: sptimes.com \| share:	(5)
	Hitch-hikers bare bottoms to get attention source: ananova.com \| share:	(0)
	Zoos organize tours to show off gay animals source: ananova.com \| share:	(22)
	Penis museum fills its last space source: ananova.com \| share:	(6)

Tue December 05, 2000

	Latest damning review of Dungeons and Dragons movie source: aint-it-cool-news.com \| share:	(2)
	Bonking plywood reindeers offend residents source: ananova.com \| share:	(4)
	Teacher suspended for joking that she would shoot pupils who failed her algebra test source: ananova.com \| share:	(1)
	Revolution will be Pay-Per-View source: untitleddocument.co.uk \| share:	(0)
(IOL)	Naked Brazilian woman posing as Santa Claus causes outcry source: iol.co.za \| share:	(0)
	Is Bill Clinton going to run for mayor of NYC? source: newsmax.com \| share:	(0)
	Shania Twain voted sexiest vegetarian alive source: ananova.com \| share:	(8)
	O.J Simpson involved in altercation with motorist source: cnn.com \| share:	(13)
	Execution Tuesday would set record for Texas source: cnn.com \| share:	(120)
	Another weird search turns up fark (#6 or 7) source: google.com \| share:	(0)
	Al Gore calls in "The Count" to take control of Miami-Dade vote recount. Ah-ah-ah-ah... source: foolbrain.com \| share:	(3)
(Slashdot)	Explanation of "work" for programmers. source: slashdot.org \| share:	(0)
(Ireland.com)	Irish lottery tickets stolen in Canada source: ireland.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	Who Said It: Al Gore or the Unabomber? source: ourworld.compuserve.com \| share:	(8)
(IOL)	South Africans can vote for a dead guy, too source: iol.co.za \| share:	(0)
(Unison)	Photographer who took Eva Braun's pictures banished to frontlines by Hitler source: unison.ie \| share:	(1)
(Some Guy)	Sumo Wrestlers Dressed Up as Sailor Scouts source: os.xaxon.ne.jp \| share:	(12)
(www.unison.ie)	Canadian man arrested for death threats against Hilary, Chelsea, and Canadian Prime Minister source: unison.ie \| share:	(1)
(IOL)	Egyptian Falcon smuggler caught when his bag starts moving source: iol.co.za \| share:	(0)
(IOL)	Egyptian Pickpockets use a "Candid Camera" scam to distract victims source: iol.co.za \| share:	(0)
(Globe and Mail)	British kid always sets off store alarms with "body wavelengths" source: globeandmail.com \| share:	(8)
(Fingal Independent)	Donkey Sanctuary seeks donations source: unison.ie \| share:	(1)
(religioustolerance.org)	The Elian Gonzales religious movement source: religioustolerance.org \| share:	(2)

Mon December 04, 2000

(Canoe.ca)	Canadian Prime Minister wishes France had won Canada instead of Britian source: canoe.ca \| share:	(10)
(Some Guy)	Mr. Hell source: mrhell.com \| share:	(0)
	Bill Hunter figured things couldn't get worse after thieves stole his helicopter. Then his office burned to the ground source: news.excite.com \| share:	(0)
	Oxford considering offering Chancellor position to Bill Clinton source: news.excite.com \| share:	(0)
	Sleepy bears in Russia wake up early due to warm temperatures source: ananova.com \| share:	(0)
(IOL)	Beijing sprucing up its public toilets in hope of getting 2008 Olympics source: iol.co.za \| share:	(0)
	The computer upgrade we've all been waiting for (pic) source: img.fark.com \| share:	(16)
(Dumblaws.com)	Beat your wife legally in Stafford County, Virginia source: dumblaws.com \| share:	(7)
	Olympics bans internet video for next decade source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	(1)
(Newsday)	New photos of Hitler's girlfriend found source: newsday.com \| share:	(1)
(Arabia.com)	Guess and win with a Ramadan quiz, spend your fasting hours online source: arabia.com \| share:	(3)
	Canadian man buys bullet-proof vest, gets friend to shoot him source: news.excite.com \| share:	(25)
	Grumpy clown leaves kids in tears source: ananova.com \| share:	(18)
	For sale: brass eye belt buckle (via DisturbingAuctions) source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(0)
	For sale: Rare butt-ugly rooster head vase (via DisturbingAuctions) source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(2)
	Dog owner successfully claims in court that her dog should be allowed to kill cats source: ananova.com \| share:	(3)
	Chicken farmers using alligators as chicken-disposal machines source: ananova.com \| share:	(2)
	John Cleese asked to submit recipe for cookbook, delivers recipe for bowl of corn flakes source: ananova.com \| share:	(2)
	Job posting crashes Monster.com source: bbspot.com \| share:	(1)
	Three Reasons: Money doesn't talk to strangers (in disco threads) source: three-reasons.com \| share:	(0)
	CHICK COMICS THEATER: Dont' Be God's Sucka source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	(1)
(MetalBlitz)	Scott Ian (Rap-Metal progenitor) interview: describes Limp Bizket as 'NSync with guitars' on page two. source: metalblitz.com \| share:	(5)
(Seattle Union Record)	Santarchy in Seattle source: unionrecord.com \| share:	(2)
(I-Mockery.com)	In defense of blue food products. source: i-mockery.com \| share:	(0)
(Nstorm)	Create your own Bush and Gore monsters. source: nstorm.com \| share:	(1)
(Getty)	Welcome to Sex Peak, Montana source: shiva.pub.getty.edu \| share:	(0)
(K12.nf.ca)	Welcome to Dildo, Newfoundland source: k12.nf.ca \| share:	(3)
(USElectionAtlas.org)	Atlas of Past Elections source: uselectionatlas.org \| share:	(0)
(IOL)	Greens most sexually active political party in Germany source: iol.co.za \| share:	(3)
(IOL)	Pollution kills more than road accidents source: iol.co.za \| share:	(1)
(IOL)	London getting fast and slow lanes for pedestrians? source: iol.co.za \| share:	(0)

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