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Fri September 29, 2000
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US to supply Taiwan and Singapore with missiles if China threatens to attack
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Cruelty case nun walks
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wheel chairs for dogs
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The George W. Bush dance page
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(4)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Jobless Brit owns beer-drinking pet rabbit
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(3)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Struggling dotcoms file reverse stock splits to up their share prices
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Colleen from Survivor lands acting part in new Rob Schneider movie
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elian relatives sue Janet Reno, City of Miami
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(0)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison exercises jerk options
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(0)
 
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
The Satyr launches The Bunion...a parody of The Onion
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(18)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Liquorhead's Review of Chick Tract: Bewitched
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cartoons get own Oscar category
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(0)
 
(The Everett (WA) Herald)
 
 
 
Bigfoot spotting tips: they smell like eggs and rotten meat and have giant dingle berries.
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(1)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian Air Force pilots fuel up their fiughter jets with personal credit cards.
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(5)
 
(The Australian Age)
 
 
 
Australian man nearly dies when shower connected with electrical wires.
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(2)
 
(Ask.com)
 
 
 
Learn how to floss your teeth
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(1)
 
(Mullets Galore)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mullets (repeat)
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(0)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Firkin Hound hotel forced to change name
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(0)
 
(Cult of Nobody)
 
 
 
RIAA has 6 year old arrested for humming Britney Spears song.
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(1)
 
(via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Update on gal valedictorian who showered with guys (still screwed)
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(5)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Keychain tweety bird deemed weapon by school (with picture)
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(16)
 
(Secretary of Defense)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Weaponized Anthrax
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(17)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Someone markets another female urinal
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(0)
 


Thu September 28, 2000
(The Fractory)
 
 
 
Fractals! Create and explore fractals
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(3)
 
(CIA)
 
 
 
CIA page for kids
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(1)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ru-486 abortion pill finally approved in the US
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(2)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New men's book series are testosterone-fuelled tales of daring, are also easy reading and fairly short
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(0)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: can of dehydrated water
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(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Executive: "Banner ads don't work."
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(3)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Catholics are communists, nazis, and satanists who helped start Islam
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
11 year old suspended after school calls keychain a "weapon"
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(6)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Still no Helmut Kohl pics on porn sites
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(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man famous for killing newborn son as teenager in 1996 arrested for throwing empty bottle at John Rocker during Mets game
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(2)
 
(new scientist)
 
 
 
Slime mold displays computing ability in maze challenge
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(4)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Trepanation (drilling holes in your head) on the upswing.
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(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Grad students want to protect moon artifacts; make moon historic site
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Guard that discovered watergate dies
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(1)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Larry King interview shows ex-coach Bobby Knight still an ass
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(7)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Religous sect founded by aliens plans to start cloning humans
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(7)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Phonics Cat releases album to Napster, labels sue
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC Olympics ratings fall to 16 year low
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(4)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy courts find dot-com cases complete much faster (no assets)
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(0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New MSN beta browser spams your personal address list
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(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Albanian candidate for mayor pledges to reopen brothers if elected
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Landlord sentenced to live in own infested apartment
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Shy man stays at home for 25 years
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(0)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Indian couple's baby turns 1 year old, clocks in at 77lbs
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Megalomaniacs Anonymous?
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(1)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
What do college males do with their free time?
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(10)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Business Gifts for the Business Git
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(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Canadians discover ingredient found in soaps, toothpaste blocks spread of STDs.
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(5)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Hijacker beaten to death with mobile phone
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Build your own conspiracy theory
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Duct tape poetry
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(0)
 
(PigLatin)
 
 
 
What if Yoda were posessed by Ralph Wiggum
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(4)
 
(Suck.com)
 
 
 
Suck.com review of Jack Chick's fundamentalist insanity
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(2)
 


Wed September 27, 2000
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New athletic performance enhancement drug - peppermint
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(1)
 
(Purina)
 
 
 
Free catfood - with hairball control for grandma
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(1)
 
(TheGuardian)
 
 
 
French gang use of attack monkeys becoming fashionable
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(9)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Is the Lord's Prayer in your bible?
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
King of the Hill rerun outdraws Survivor reruns
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(6)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: movie theater nacho cheese warmer
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(2)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews The Watcher
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(1)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Development-choked Silicon Valley cities explore anti-growth initiatives
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(0)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Man has operation to remove ball bearing from his penis after pub competition backfires
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(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to consider whether police warrant needed to detect heat
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US baseball team beats Cuba for Olympic gold
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(35)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Animal rights activists liberate thousands of mink, most of which run across nearby highway and are promptly killed
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(11)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Animal Olympics to open in China next month
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(1)
 
(Aaronmccray.com)
 
 
 
A lighthearted look at Elm Street 3. Part of the "Horror Villain Survivor"
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(0)
 
(Philly News)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl's first word was 'pocketbook.' Now, she's in college.
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ants are my friends (More misheard lyrics)
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(0)
 
(Geocaching.com)
 
 
 
Fun with your GPS: Geocaching
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(0)
 
(DMV)
 
 
 
Check to see if your vanity plate is available online (California)
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(0)
 
(Dallas Morning News)
 
 
 
Accused Bush mole claims she was mailing GAP clothes, not secrets
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(1)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amusing cartoon (after the rant) commenting on Jack Chick.
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(0)
 
(Leegly)
 
 
 
Riots break out at Barry Manilow concert
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(0)
 
(Untitled Document)
 
 
 
IKEA self-assembly human slammed by villagers
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(0)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Ignoring the Euro, hippie colony will keep using their own currency .
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(0)
 
(Aleteia)
 
 
 
New Three Reasons.
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(0)
 


Tue September 26, 2000
(Friend)
 
 
 
Swords ... n stuff?
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(10)
 
(San Jose Mercury News)
 
 
 
Pitchfork killings,beheaded mom unnerve county in California heartland
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(4)
 
(Telegraph.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blind customers apply for right to touch lapdancers
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(3)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) chosen to disappear.
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(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Japanese tots vie for "Crying Sumo" title
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(0)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Skeletor loses clothes, seeks help from fellow action figures
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(13)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A Nightmare On Elm Street: best scenes from the movie
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(0)
 
(Untitled Document)
 
 
 
Britain's first CrackWhore� franchise opens in Manchester
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(0)
 
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
Marion Jones sets new world record in woman's ego
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(0)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Donkeyhumper.com running out of cash (from June -- may be repeat)
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(1)
 
(Leegly)
 
 
 
Firestone opens 10,000 acre tire swing park
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(2)
 
(The Satyr)
 
 
 
The Jason Axom interviews: 4th in a series
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(11)
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Mr. Clickwell's Worst Dressed Site List
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(0)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Proof that XE's Matt is one of the most messed up person ever
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Ducks bill too high so actor given the part
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(3)
 
(Malepregnancy.com)
 
 
 
This guy is pregnant damnit
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(5)
 
(aaronmccray.com)
 
 
 
How to save face. Hide your woodys!
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(4)
 
(tech-junkie.com)
 
 
 
Gratuitous abuse of a Voodoo3 at 12 kilovolts makes it do a, uh, different type of lighting effect
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(1)
 
(moi!)
 
 
 
Find your very own Lesbian Lover!
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watch Jesus get nailed to the cross in FLASH. (Jack Chick genre) (4)
 
(l33t.com)
 
 
 
Guide to being l33t
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(0)
 
(tvheaven.com)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons: Farewell to Fat! infomercial commentary
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(0)
 
(Eureka Alert)
 
 
 
Male infertilty linked with disposable diapers. The heat up a boy's nutsack and the sperm die.
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(0)
 
(Ft. Myers News-Press)
 
 
 
Drug addicts have jobs, too.
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(0)
 
(Capitol Hill Blue)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson and friends support Gore for President. (Duh, they got no bush.)
source: capitolhillblue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Donato Dalrymple?
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(0)
 
(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Anna Nicole Smith?
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(0)
 
(Times UK)
 
 
 
Scientists to make 'man eggs', allow homosexuals to produce children.
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(0)
 
(Cult of Nobody)
 
 
 
Pope converts to islam. Roman Catholics rush to get cool sounding Islamic names.
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Worldwide I Hate Mayonnaise Club
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(0)
 
(UK)
 
 
 
Periodic Table of Comic Books
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(1)
 


Mon September 25, 2000
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Travelling and going to church more of a turn-on for Brazilians than sex and soccer
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Health Canada)
 
 
 
Canadians post sentinel chickens on border as defense against West Nile virus
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(0)
 
(Atlantic Nuclear Corp.)
 
 
 
"Move it! You got lead in your shorts?" "Yup."
source: atnuke.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Dupayosh.com)
 
 
 
Games Your Mother Wouldn't Let You Play
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(1)
 
(Chris.com)
 
 
 
You know people are lonely when... (ascii nudity)
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(2)
 
(Thespark)
 
 
 
Take the big fat liar test
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(1)
 
(Surfing around)
 
 
 
Ghaleon reviews River City Ransom
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(0)
 
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Naked News. period. (perhaps not safe for work - I'm not checking)
source: nakednews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Chris.com)
 
 
 
The best looking treat I have ever seen
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(2)
 
(PsycPORT)
 
 
 
"Computers pose serious health hazards to children" says Education Alliance
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(0)
 
(Farkash.com)
 
 
 
Farkash.com
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(3)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Blue screen of death wanted for murder
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
High school football game ends in big-ass brawl
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Clinton sentenced to 20 years in prison
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(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Psychic hotlines investigated for using homeless people as 'psychics'
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Boy angry cause not allowed to play on a girls team
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
New way to smuggle drugs. "A duck"
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
Creator or Liar?
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Internet pornstars endorses Gore
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 

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