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Sun August 06, 2000

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Consumption Junction)		Walter's back. Different Girl. source: geocities.com \| share:	(2)
		Man charged with stealing eye parts he allegedly mistook for lobsters source: cnn.com \| share:	(0)
(Portal of Evil)		Gothic Couple of the Day gallery source: members.tripod.com \| share:	(3)

(In The 80s)		A list of 1300 TV shows of the '80s source: inthe80s.com \| share:	(0)
(In The 70s)		Virtual Pong source: inthe70s.com \| share:	(0)
(Bartcop)		Did Bush throw the '92 Election? source: bartcop.com \| share:	(8)
(Daily Radar)		Top 20 Simpsons supporting characters source: dailyradar.com \| share:	(7)
(Art of the Mix)		Songs about Superman source: artofthemix.org \| share:	(0)

(GO)		Homepages containing the word "sucks" source: go.com \| share:	(0)
(GO)		Homepages containing the word "kewl" source: go.com \| share:	(1)
(Urban 75)		The Curious Thingy source: urban75.com \| share:	(1)
(Getting It)		Lydia Lunch's 13-step program source: ss.gettingit.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)		Rapture Ready: how to prepare for the second coming source: novia.net \| share:	(0)
(Cult of Nobody)		Selma Oldbat and her Citizens League for Interference in Television (CLIT) support G.W. Bush source: cultofnobody.com \| share:	(1)
		Chick Comics Theater: Halloween is Satan's birthday source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	(1)
		2,400 year-old, 3 1/2 square-mile-wide mushroom discovered in Oregon source: msnbc.com \| share:	(4)
		CAP reviews Hollow Man source: capalert.com \| share:	(3)

Sat August 05, 2000

	Letterman trying to get Bush to debate Gore on his show source: cnn.com \| share:	(0)
	Thousands of kids learn guerilla tactics in Palestinian summer camp source: cnn.com \| share:	(0)
	Top 12 vintage Star Wars action figures source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	(0)
(Daily Radar)	More bad press for Hollow Man source: dailyradar.com \| share:	(0)
(Pen Is Mightier)	How to get laid in Japan source: penismightier.com \| share:	(2)
	British child-care workers can smack babies, smoke cigarettes under new proposal source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	(0)
(Art of the Mix)	Songs from Playstation games source: artofthemix.org \| share:	(0)
	Big tobacco conspired with candy cigarette makers to promote teen smoking source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(1)
(Some Guy)	Human brains available wholesale source: brains4zombies.com \| share:	(0)
(Mr. Showbiz)	The return of Skid Row source: wallofsound.go.com \| share:	(0)
	New planet found source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(0)
	"There's something about Hillary" T-shirt source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(0)
(Mr. Cranky)	Mr. Cranky considers Coyote Ugly a pg-13 showgirls source: mrcranky.com \| share:	(2)
(Some Guy)	Canadian World Domination source: standonguard.com \| share:	(9)

Fri August 04, 2000

	Salon reviews Hollow Man. You won't have a worse time at the movies. source: salon.com \| share:	(3)
	German women complain that German men are bad lovers source: news.excite.com \| share:	(3)
	Amusement park injuries last this year source: cnn.com \| share:	(1)
(Daily Radar)	Heinz sells something in a can called Spotted Dick (safe for work) source: dailyradar.com \| share:	(3)
	7 year old reggae star, the next Michael Jackson source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	(1)
	Ask Rochelle -- Low Pass Industries Advice Columnist source: lowpass.net \| share:	(0)
	Man removed from airplane wheel well source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(0)
	Canada Attacks!! Canadian Navy boards American ship. US prepares for all-out war source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(13)
	The forbidden episode of Lassie: Timmy becomes radioactive. This was a real episode. source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	(1)
	Mahir-like websites actually a Lee Jeans marketting campaign source: wired.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	Ed's Mind Control Forum. Complete with images of government-implanted mind-control devices source: morethanconquerors.simplenet.com \| share:	(0)
(OpenSecrets)	$100,000+ donors to the Republican National Convention source: opensecrets.org \| share:	(5)
(OpenSecrets)	$100,000+ donors to the Democratic National Convention source: opensecrets.org \| share:	(0)
	Trashcans return to southeastern Turkey after 20 year ban is lifted source: news.excite.com \| share:	(0)
	Used cows for sale source: kentuckyconnect.com \| share:	(4)
	JFK airport expects its one-billionth customer today source: cnn.com \| share:	(0)
	Murky people at Lowpass.net scam LA Times. source: latimes.com \| share:	(0)
	L.A. lifeguards face fashion "emergency" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(0)
(Daily Radar)	10 worst cartoon superheroes source: dailyradar.com \| share:	(7)
(GO)	Homepages containing the word "Nintendo" source: go.com \| share:	(0)
(nads.com)	All you ever wanted to know about NADS (not what you'd expect) source: nads.com \| share:	(2)
(Autism Society)	Autism recognition card source: autism-society.org \| share:	(1)
	Pork rinds help you lose weight source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(8)
	Microsoft given control of all .net domain names source: bbspot.com \| share:	(1)
(The Age (Australia))	Breastfeeding record fails because they're 90 boobs (45 babies) short. source: theage.com.au \| share:	(0)
(Daily Press)	Shopping in the mall by Palm Pilot coming this Christmas source: dailypress.com \| share:	(0)
	How to be a stud by "playing it cool" source: foxnews.com \| share:	(2)
(Some Guy)	Online Racers for Christ (via SomethingAwful) source: or4c.org \| share:	(5)
	British "Big Brother" is sexier than the American version. source: ananova.com \| share:	(1)
(Newsblues)	Radio fan bears breasts on "Today Show", excites Matt Lauer (contains boobies, be careful at work) source: newsblues.com \| share:	(6)

Thu August 03, 2000

	Things for sale on eBay containing the words "donkey ass" source: search.ebay.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	Man has dreams, interprets them. CAP would love this site source: greatdreams.com \| share:	(7)
(Some Kid)	"School blows donkey ass!" source: voicenet.com \| share:	(4)
	Remembering TRON source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	(4)
(Some Guy)	Superkidz 4 Christ (via StileProject) source: jesus-connect.net \| share:	(2)
	Man running around the world "has been attacked in so many countries that he almost expects it now." source: news.excite.com \| share:	(4)
	Lima beans act as warning sirens to other plants source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	(5)
(Nando Times)	7-Eleven clerk fired for foiling robbery source: nandotimes.com \| share:	(3)
	Exotic pets can be very dangerous source: msnbc.com \| share:	(1)
(ComedyClub)	"They're stealing our jobs!" Retrenched cows protest soya, tofu source: comedyclub.co.za \| share:	(0)
	DaimlerChrysler sues its biggest fan over dodgeviper.com ownership source: wired.com \| share:	(4)
	Man sleeping on railroad tracks survives being hit by train source: annanova.com \| share:	(0)
	Canadian thief uses whacking himself in the back of his head as signal to thief partner source: annanova.com \| share:	(4)
	Bus carrying snakes, scorpions, tarantulas, skunks and rats prevented from entering Republican National Convention source: annanova.com \| share:	(2)
	Canada may sieze US ship refusing to deliver military supplies..can all-out war be far behind? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(16)
(Guardian)	RPG cliches source: guardian.simplenet.com \| share:	(1)
(Panspermia)	A detailed explanation of the "ET" theory of Evolution source: panspermia.com \| share:	(4)
(Microsoft)	Your Windows computer may suddenly start playing classical music (via slashdot) source: support.microsoft.com \| share:	(0)
(Slashdot)	Windows error on billboard at Las Vegas rush hour (pic) source: nerdsrus.com \| share:	(8)
	"I will solve your case" by Detective Mullins III source: thesatyr.com \| share:	(0)

Wed August 02, 2000

	Aliens abducted by authorities source: thesatyr.com \| share:	(0)
	The Michael Jackson Video Game source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	(8)
(Canoe)	Jenna from "Survivor" to possibly pose nude for Playboy source: canoe.ca \| share:	(7)
	Tips on keeping cool source: theonion.com \| share:	(0)
(SomeGuy)	Man gets screwed by General Motors (don't miss) source: execpc.com \| share:	(13)
(IGN)	3 million Playstation 2 units sold in 5 months source: ps2.ign.com \| share:	(0)
	Scientists try to trap cousin of Loch Ness Monster source: news.excite.com \| share:	(0)
	McDonald's coffee-in-the-crotch lawsuit, English style. source: news.excite.com \| share:	(0)
	MovieJuice review of Hollow Man source: moviejuice.com \| share:	(1)
	Take the Winona Rider poll source: moviejuice.com \| share:	(2)
	Steam locomotive for sale source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(0)
	Hershey's ordered to pay obese Americans $135 billion source: theonion.com \| share:	(0)
	Garden gnomes invade Austrialian Central Bank source: news.excite.com \| share:	(11)
	8% of Brits keep their underwear in the fridge source: annanova.com \| share:	(1)
	Pig shed explodes in New Zealand source: annanova.com \| share:	(1)
	Thanks to donation, SETI's new alien-hunting telescope will be named after Paul Allen source: wired.com \| share:	(1)
(HeckleDepot)	Archive of baseball heckles (via USAToday) source: heckledepot.com \| share:	(0)
	Harvard countersues NotHarvard.com over domain name source: usatoday.com \| share:	(0)
	Ontario court rules prohibiting possession of marijuana is unconstitutional source: news.excite.com \| share:	(0)
	Scientists discover men also have biological clock source: news.excite.com \| share:	(1)
	Moderate drinking in men prevents mental deterioration source: cnn.com \| share:	(4)
	Creationist school board members in Kansas voted out of office source: cnn.com \| share:	(35)
	Two German lawyers ask that The Bible be put on 'Not for Children' list because it is too violent. source: annanova.com \| share:	(3)
	Neighbors call sheriff about cursing parrot source: annanova.com \| share:	(0)
	British scientist says King Tut had a huge ass source: annanova.com \| share:	(4)
	Early review of Hollow Man. It's craptacular! source: aint-it-cool-news.com \| share:	(0)
	Early review of Coyote Ugly: It's also craptacular source: aint-it-cool-news.com \| share:	(0)
	Sex.com for sale. Well Kinda source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(2)
	FarkMeHard.com. Not safe for work. source: farkmehard.com \| share:	(3)
(Seanbaby)	An archive of Hostess snack cakes comics source: seanbaby.com \| share:	(0)
(Gnutella)	Gnutella's response to the music industry source: gnutella.com \| share:	(2)
	Senator admits to sexualt relationship with wife source: thesatyr.com \| share:	(1)
	Napster II: The evil knitting grannies are sharing patterns! source: latimes.com \| share:	(4)
(UGO)	Behind The Music That Sucks Ass source: ugo.com \| share:	(0)
(Alabama Live)	Pot prices expected to rise due to drought source: al.com \| share:	(0)
	Napter's "Buy-cott" may have backfired in proving the buying power of their 20 million users. source: salon.com \| share:	(11)
(Jam Music)	Martha Stewart to release album source: canoe.ca \| share:	(0)
	For sale: bullet holes source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(5)
	Traveling Scottish circus looking for someone to throw knives at during performances source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	(0)
(Google)	FARK pops up on Google when searching for wild naked sheep sex source: google.com \| share:	(4)
	Thieves burglarize apartment of couple killed in Concorde crash after media prints names of victims source: dailynews.yahoo.com \| share:	(1)

Tue August 01, 2000

(Send me a dollar)	Touted as the best paid beggar online source: sendmeadollar.com \| share:	(2)
	Cheesesteak war rages in Philadelphia source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(0)
	Brits are able to permanently expel students source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	(2)
(The Force)	Star Dudes movies source: theforce.net \| share:	(3)
(PhoneBashing)	Phone bashing gallery source: phonebashing.com \| share:	(3)
	MovieJuice review of Nutty Professor II source: moviejuice.com \| share:	(0)
	cow photographer just a bit too enthused source: news.excite.com \| share:	(0)
	Giant swordfish impales man source: news.excite.com \| share:	(6)
(Google)	Another bizarre search on Google turns up Fark. Found in our referrer logs. We're at the bottom of the Google page source: google.com \| share:	(8)
(DumpThePump)	Don't buy any gas in Britain today: Brits boycot to protest $6/gallon gas prices source: dumpthepump.co.uk \| share:	(3)
(Lycos)	The Lycos 2000 model search. Safe for work source: clubs.lycos.com \| share:	(1)
	DrKoop.com merger goes down the toilet source: usatoday.com \| share:	(0)
	Helmet opponent dies in helmet-less motorcycle accident in Florida source: cnn.com \| share:	(10)
	One dead, six injured in X-Files filming accident source: cnn.com \| share:	(4)
	Dennis Miller debuts on Monday Night Football source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com \| share:	(1)
	Scores of British teenagers descend on industrial hemp field mistaking it for real marijuana source: annanova.com \| share:	(5)
	Mark Wahlberg to have sex with a gorilla in new Planet of the Apes movie? source: aint-it-cool-news.com \| share:	(7)
	New Three Reasons cartoon source: lowpass.net \| share:	(5)
	Pope gets mad and yells at people source: news.excite.com \| share:	(3)
(trailervision.com)	FARK - The Movie source: trailervision.com \| share:	(9)
	Coalition of People who are Repulsed and Irritated by Children (PRIC) source: salon.com \| share:	(5)
(Alabama Live)	"Karate for Christ" leader is a bounty hunter. source: al.com \| share:	(5)
(Ottawa Citizen)	Jail's black market Marlboro's going for $30 a pack. source: ottawacitizen.com \| share:	(0)
(Pittsburgh Tribune)	"Soccer Moms" are passe; Beware the "Bible Study Moms" source: triblive.com \| share:	(6)
	Partnership for a Child-Free America source: salon.com \| share:	(0)
(NY Times)	Sarah Jessica Parker grew up on welfare without Christmas or Electricity.. source: www10.nytimes.com \| share:	(1)
	For Sale: 6" high rubber band ball source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	(5)
	Iranians riot over store clerk's flirting source: news.excite.com \| share:	(6)
	Thieves rob high security complex. Escape without a trace source: news.excite.com \| share:	(2)

Mon July 31, 2000

(CloneJesus)	The Second Coming Project (via StileProject) source: clonejesus.com \| share:	(2)
	Random interviews with strangers. The Sequel source: thesatyr.com \| share:	(11)
	Dennis Miller makes Monday Night Football debut tonight (boring article though) source: cnn.com \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	An archive of nude images of women who have been on Star Trek. Not safe for work. source: startreknude.com \| share:	(20)
	Notharvard.com files pre-emptive lawsuit against Harvard source: wired.com \| share:	(0)
	Dinosaurs were wiped out by serious flatulence problems source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	(0)
(Some Guy)	CAUS: Citizens Against UFO Secrecy source: caus.org \| share:	(3)
	Castro decides to stop giving 6-hour-long speeches, says no one pays attention source: news.excite.com \| share:	(3)
	Smoking now legitimate grounds for divorce in Egypt source: annanova.com \| share:	(0)
	Farmer accused of selling fake hens source: annanova.com \| share:	(3)
(Some Guy)	If the telephone company ran a restaurant (via RobotWisdom) source: netfunny.com \| share:	(6)
	CAP reviews Thomas and the Magic Railroad. Gives it a 97 source: capalert.com \| share:	(6)
	CAP reviews Nutty Professor II source: capalert.com \| share:	(17)
	Demonstrating that the BS factor is alive and well in the stock market, company IPOs at over $1.1 billion with no sales, no product, and $125 million in losses source: wired.com \| share:	(3)

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