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Sun July 09, 2000
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Brazil passes law against the use of cell phones in movie theaters, libraries, etc.
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(1)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Soup threatens sharks' existance
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(0)
 
(Florida Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun sued for busting open Victoria's Secret.
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(4)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Fuel cells power way way up (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Bob Seger?
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(6)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
England kisses Mahir "I kiss you"
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(2)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Health freaks once again think eternal life lies in meatless BBQ
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(4)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eye surgery offered to woman dead for 18 years
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(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bans webcams
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(0)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Memory)
 
 
 
Daring flashers caught in the act on Space Mountain (contains boobies)
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Little adult games to pass the time
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The thinking mans guide to running with the bulls
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(0)
 
(Redbook)
 
 
 
Women rate lovers by profession
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(2)
 
(Spudcannon)
 
 
 
Plumbingsupply.com gives warning about disorder of the Universe
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(1)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Russians invent gasoline-powered boots
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scanner tricks (using a police scanner to listen to things)
source: exo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Physics humor
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(1)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Woman breaks into house, demands sex, steals cash
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(3)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Buy a worthless coin
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(2)
 
(cultofnobody)
 
 
 
Strange tattoo (pic)
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(1)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Britney Spears getting married to the N in *NSYNC
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(6)
 


Sat July 08, 2000
(Q Online)
 
 
 
Eminem's mom to rap on her own record
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(0)
 
(Summum)
 
 
 
There are wierder religions than Mormonism in Salt Lake City
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(0)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man smuggles 5600 Ecstacy pills in panty hose he was wearing
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(2)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Cap Explains what Homosexuals do.
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(11)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Cap has a conspiracy theory on the Book of Revelations
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Duct Tape cam
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buy a toliet seat for $749.95
source: sandman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(chatelaine)
 
 
 
Firefighters run sex lines off of private fire hall phone lines
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mr. T vs Slayers
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(1)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mr.T Loses a fight
source: members.spree.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Some Strange Guy)
 
 
 
Mr.T vs Metallica
source: members.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 


Fri July 07, 2000
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oral sex still illegal in Louisiana after State Supreme Court ruling
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(10)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Bidding opens on rare Honus Wagner baseball card
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(PETA)
 
 
 
PETA protests the eating of chickens on Survivor
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(11)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
English pub installs vending machine that dispenses home pregnancy kits
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(0)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Wired interviews Mr. Cranky
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(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Corporate Mission Statement generator
source: bright.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Free chickens!
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Running of the Bulls Day One: 11 injured, no deaths.
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
State highway hotline misprint transposes two numbers, connects to phone sex line
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Immigrants masquerade as bike racers to get across US border. Authorities only recently realize this.
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(1)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Man paints board, enters it in modern art contest, and wins
source: annanova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Shopper finds snake in his car. Snake expert arrives, dismantles his car trying to get snake
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(1)
 
(Survivor Sucks)
 
 
 
The Survivor Sucks website
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(2)
 
(The Real World Blows)
 
 
 
The Real World Blows website
source: realworldblows.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews Rocky and Bullwinkle. Also reveals the true evil behind the band Queen
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews perfect storm
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(2)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Diverse groups plan on raising hell at Democratic, Republican conventions
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(1)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Sensitive bank e-mails addressed to Virginia bulletin board.
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(1)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Eminem to deny wishes for Make-A-Wish Foundation
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(0)
 
(Mr. Cranky)
 
 
 
Mr. Cranky demands Marlon Wayans nuts be put into a blender
source: mrcranky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Leon Poon)
 
 
 
List of vanity license plates
source: www-chaos.umd.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 


Thu July 06, 2000
(DrunkenBastards)
 
 
 
Learn how to become a designated drinker
source: drunkenbastards.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Papa Smurf is a communist
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
European authorities uncover Mafia scam to sell fake butter
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
MIT parrot given his own computer to surf the net
source: annanova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Policeman kills 3, wounds 2 in dispute over $1.50 water bill
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Left-handers more likely to be homosexual
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(robmccoy)
 
 
 
More Elian spoof pics
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(1)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI concerned that NT&T's potential takeover of Verio could threaten national security (?)
source: cnnfn.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Canadian police advise thief to give up thieving because he is too stupid
source: annanova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Dog survives for 12 days with head stuck in pickled pigs feet jar
source: annanova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
July 4 nomination for Darwin Award
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(3)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Reality TV copycats are out of control
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(0)
 
(via Badassmofo)
 
 
 
The Glam Name Generator
source: qix.lm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Doctors recommend Krazy Glue for paper cuts
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Venezuelan student shot dead for being too popular
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(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
US blames Europe for US cocaine problem
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(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man shoots self while demonstrating gun dangers to his date
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(5)
 
(norma stitz)
 
 
 
World record boobs. Norma wears size 72-ZZZ. (not for work, contains pictures of nipples)
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(9)
 
(iFilm)
 
 
 
Computer Boy -- spoof of The Matrix
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(2)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Canadians allowed to enforce discipline on their children
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Wed July 05, 2000
(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
MovieJuice review of The Patriot
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(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
French prisons are not nice places (... there are no 3 star French prisons...)
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
These lumberjacks are not OK
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(3)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ananova bought for $144 million. We advise that they buy Fark next
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Box Of Stupid)
 
 
 
The best of the 404 error messages
source: boxofstupid.8m.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reward offered in Lynard Skynard grave vandalism
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Flight returns to airport after passenger throws beer at crew and bites them
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man things he married mother, ends up with daughter
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(4)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Music industry could lose ability to enforce copyright on music, thanks to their tactics with Napster
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(1)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sean Connery knighted
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(1)
 
(Canoe.ca)
 
 
 
Eminem says he purposely writes lyrics to get strong reactions from people
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers tries to sell 72' ship from A Perfect Storm
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Man Beheaded in Saudi Arabia for strangling his mother-in-law. Total for the year: 64
source: marketwatch.newsalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
100-pound man eats 25 hot dogs in 12 minutes
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Teacher gags 70 kids to keep them quiet
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Mechanics disassemble Mercedes to reach trapped pet hamster
source: annanova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
There are now as many pet tigers in the US as there are wild tigers worldwide
source: annanova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(The Spark)
 
 
 
Burn generator
source: ontap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(scripps)
 
 
 
Scientists discover fat people have better sex.
source: shns.scripps.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
23 basic driving rules for St. Louis
source: members.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turbocharged bar stool for serious drink & driving.
source: sdsefi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Carson Daly's brain found on eBay
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 


Tue July 04, 2000
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City's Drinking Water (pic)
source: home.mmcable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits still sore over American indepence thing.
source: sunday-times.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girl gets to read Harry Potter book in advance of its release
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Cult of Nobody)
 
 
 
Panthers vs Klan... Who would win?
source: cultofnobody.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Reviews for
source: aint-it-cool-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(The Metaverse)
 
 
 
How to know if your an American.
source: zompist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews the patriot. He likes it, but still gives it a bad rating. Also says that he might kill british people if his kids were threatened
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Millions of Chinese men given go-ahead to sport wood
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Acrobatic streaker gives nutty performance at Wimbledon
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 


Mon July 03, 2000
(Wired)
 
 
 
An explanation of bond offerings and why Amazon.com and others who offered them are in trouble
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Man converts car into porn cinema
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
July is anti-boring month
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Engineer suspects structural problem in Ohio winery collapse
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More Americans say they have been on the verge of a nervous breakdown
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
The Lifetime Television plot generator
source: users.interport.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(le show)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says 'f*ck' (RealVideo clip)
source: timecast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What AOL is really like.. movie parody
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the hell....?
source: alcyone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 signs your co-worker is a hacker
source: members.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Urban Legend)
 
 
 
Pope draws short straw after trial verdict
source: homepages.ihug.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 

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