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Tue April 01, 2014
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Newly elected Socialist government to attempt radical new policy of trying terrorists in criminal court and withdrawing troops from unrelated invasion
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia condemns NATO's expansion into Eastern Europe
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(38)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Ken and Barbie break up after four decades of dating, proving that for every pretty, unrealistic doll, there is a hotter female doll sick of his shiat
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How to dispose of £20 million and not get caught
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(28)
 
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Harvard students have signed up for Mark Zuckerberg's new "Facebook" service. Zuckerberg hopes that one day every Harvard student and alum will sign up
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After cruising to reelection, President moves to centralize authority by eliminating local elections and appointing all governors himself
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(59)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Britney Spears gets married; this one's for life, y'all
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President urgently calls for same-sex marriage ban on Constitutional grounds
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(83)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yankees going on trial over outrageous $183 million payroll which they will use to win the World Series again this year
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(25)
 
(Temple Daily Telegram)
 
 
 
It's embarrassing to get stuck in the mud while making a U-turn. It's way worse when you're driving a full passenger jet at the time
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ceasefire declared in Sudan. Looks like that's all wrapped in a nice little package, then
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(11)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
I feel pretty
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(6)
 
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Bush administration finds proof Saddam Hussein was funneling billions from Iraq oil-for-food program
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(39)
 
(Outside the Beltway)
 
 
 
Superbowl half-tit show (Not safe for work)
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(17)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
"What did the doctor say?" "Farker, he said, you're gonna die"
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(19)
 
(Rooster Teeth)
 
 
 
Trust us, it'll stick. It's Blood Gulch Chronicles, Season 2, Episode 2. "I can't believe Church shot me." "Oh, don't even START, Caboose"
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(25)
 
(Register Guard)
 
 
 
Judge determines unsolicited finger in anus is crude, but not criminal
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(235)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Outspoken chairwoman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission steps down, is now unlikely to challenge for a senate seat with this scandal surrounding her
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Firefighters injured after children underestimate the power of the hose
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(33)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian woman can see her past lives from her house
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA confirms that the Spirit rover is operational on Mars, hopes that it can complete its 90-day mission without breaking down
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(64)
 
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Relative unknown senate hopeful from Illinois addresses the DNC. In another 12 years or so, he may be capable of running for president after Hillary
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Cosmic" bakery fights construction of cell-phone tower. Says radio waves will disturb the subtle forces involved in making its bread
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan body has failed at age 94, brain at 74
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(107)
 
(Boston Herald via NMA)
 
 
 
Not news: Farker complains about low speed limits. Fark: State police give him official permission to speed
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tomato Committee says Florida tomatoes are too ugly to be sold out of state
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Munch's "The Scream" stolen from museum. If only there were some expression of disbelief to illustrate the temerity of this crime
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Okay, killing your cousin for "accidentally" touching the bride's butt we get. But cooking and feeding him to wedding guests?
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(51)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Family dismayed to discover that the wholesome movie they thought they bought is actually an educational movie. Specifically, Slut Queens
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(19)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sad: owner can't find homes for puppies. Sadder: owner decides to euthanize them with a gun. Fark: puppies shoot back
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(24)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
"Dear Strongbad: Will you write my Englilsh paper for me?"
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google Inc., the world's No. 1 Internet search provider, plans to begin testing a free search-based e-mail product called Gmail, as it battles rivals Yahoo Inc. and Microsoft Corp.'s MSN
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich sells for $28,000....no, that isn't for the right to take her virginity
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(23)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground. Drew still unbeaten in drinking games
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Spermodynamics' flashes frickin' laser beams through your 'guys' to test potency. Which is marginally better than the wind tunnel test
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(67)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California finally has enough water
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(95)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Dracula's only living relative says his forefather should never have been linked with Welsh "vampire" murderer Mathew Hardman
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(92)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Georgian president hates Russian underwear
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Turtle attempts suicide, damaging taxi in the process
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(64)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The hazards faced by Naked Yoga Guy
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(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Record-breaking snake apparently susceptible to shrinkage
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(62)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Safecracking for Dummies. Pictures included
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Customs officers seize 263 "Fart Bombs"
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Forget beer goggles. The real reason why women look better in bars. Here comes the science
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to build your own "kegerator"
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(68)
 
(Firehouse)
 
 
 
Truck carrying chocolate overturns on highway. Emergency peanuts and nougat on the way
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(67)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man convicted of smuggling marijuana and squid
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(76)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parents paint peanut butter on their kids
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(80)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Timothy, the alcoholic war-hero tortoise, has died
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(77)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
No. 1: Purchase pillow for $1.99 from thrift store. No. 2: Find cashier's check inside. No. 3: Profit
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(98)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"Dead" man walking, morgue staff running
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(88)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
England scores some sweet Cypriot ass
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Swedish Navy testing stealth ship
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(128)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway presents the world's first penis atlas
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Official Church of Spongebob Squarepants
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Book of Mormon action figures
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(153)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Spring's hottest color trend is men's pink
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(149)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fran Drescher talks about her vagina
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(146)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Girls can't play guitar. Here comes the science
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