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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Consumerist)" title="The Consumerist" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/consumerist.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Good news for chronic pain patients. The FDA is about to solve your little addiction problem for you]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Good news for chronic pain patients. The FDA is about to solve your little addiction problem for you]]></description>
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  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:12:54 EDT</date>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  Eleven arrested for stealing $10,000 in high end jeans. No word yet how Abercrombie &#38; Fitch noticed just three pairs missing before end of the month inventory]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Eleven arrested for stealing $10,000 in high end jeans. No word yet how Abercrombie &#38; Fitch noticed just three pairs missing before end of the month inventory]]></description>
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  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:43:56 EDT</date>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489460&amp;l=http://www.seattlepi.com/photos/gallery.asp%3FSubID%3D4927%26page%3D1%26gtitle%3DFremont%20zombie%20walk%26pubdate%3D7/4/2009]]></link>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  Fremont zombie walk: Guiness Book of Records must verify pulse, appetite for brains of participants, before determining if record was broken. Picture gallery]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Fremont zombie walk: Guiness Book of Records must verify pulse, appetite for brains of participants, before determining if record was broken. Picture gallery]]></description>
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  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:31:56 EDT</date>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  You see an overturned produce truck. Do you a) call the police, b) render assistance, or c) hey, free produce]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You see an overturned produce truck. Do you a) call the police, b) render assistance, or c) hey, free produce]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sick" title="Sick" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sick.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:21:50 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2722</clicks>
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  <comments>69</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489301&amp;l=http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25735485-29277,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(News.com.au)" title="News.com.au" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/newscomau.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  To discourage smoking, Australia plans to make all cigarette wrapping generic, ban all advertising and sponsoring, charge $20 for a pack of 30 smokes, and require them all to be Foster&#39;s-flavored]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  To discourage smoking, Australia plans to make all cigarette wrapping generic, ban all advertising and sponsoring, charge $20 for a pack of 30 smokes, and require them all to be Foster&#39;s-flavored]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:21:49 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2446</clicks>
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  <comments>39</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(WBBM)" title="WBBM" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/wbbm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re on trial for sexual assault, should you get a new trial just because one of the jurors is hitting on your hot sister?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re on trial for sexual assault, should you get a new trial just because one of the jurors is hitting on your hot sister?]]></description>
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  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:36:12 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4396</clicks>
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  <id>4489128</id>
  <comments>36</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489128&amp;l=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DkDA9NbPAK8o%26fark]]></link>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  Required annual Fourth of July viewing: Muppets performing &#34;Stars and Stripes Forever&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Required annual Fourth of July viewing: Muppets performing &#34;Stars and Stripes Forever&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:31:24 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3712</clicks>
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  <comments>409</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489501&amp;l=http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp%3FS%3D10643962]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (WTVF News Channel 5)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Nashville TV station reporting former NFL quarterback Steve McNair killed in apparent double murder]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Nashville TV station reporting former NFL quarterback Steve McNair killed in apparent double murder]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="NewsFlash" title="NewsFlash" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:27:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>13172</clicks>
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  <id>4489151</id>
  <comments>111</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489151&amp;l=http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Texas-brewer-once-near-defeat-apf-4199518545.html%3Fx%3D0%26sec%3DtopStories%26pos%3D2%26asset%3D%26ccode%3D]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Shine on, you crazy diamond: Texas brewery turns 100]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Shine on, you crazy diamond: Texas brewery turns 100]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:03:10 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2313</clicks>
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  <comments>25</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489153&amp;l=http://www.wbbm780.com/-Crook-County--milestone--2-000-000-crooks/4735016]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(WBBM)" title="WBBM" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/wbbm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Congratulations to a 38 year old man from Indiana, you are the 2,000,000th criminal suspect booked by Cook County, Illinois]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Congratulations to a 38 year old man from Indiana, you are the 2,000,000th criminal suspect booked by Cook County, Illinois]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:00:11 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1494</clicks>
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  <id>4489200</id>
  <comments>142</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489200&amp;l=http://laist.com/2009/07/03/god_hates_fred_phelps.php]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Chick)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Michael Jackson&#39;s memorial will be in Los Angeles on Tuesday and of course the Westboro Baptist Church will be there. This should be interesting]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Michael Jackson&#39;s memorial will be in Los Angeles on Tuesday and of course the Westboro Baptist Church will be there. This should be interesting]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:49:15 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3926</clicks>
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  <id>4489218</id>
  <comments>15</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489218&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1197191/How-married-cut-risk-Alzheimers-later-life.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Marriage: causes crazy in middle age, prevents crazy in old age. Here comes the science]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Marriage: causes crazy in middle age, prevents crazy in old age. Here comes the science]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:37:17 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2323</clicks>
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  <id>4475963</id>
  <comments>80</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4475963&amp;l=http://www.learnnc.org/lp/media/uploads/2009/02/gilbert_stuart_williamstown_portrait_of_george_washington.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop the Father of the United States]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop the Father of the United States]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:34:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1611</clicks>
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  <id>4489130</id>
  <comments>32</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489130&amp;l=http://www.wbbm780.com/Woman-s--3-ATM-fee-ends-up-costing-bank--90K/4734901]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(WBBM)" title="WBBM" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/wbbm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Bank error in your favor, collect $90,000]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Bank error in your favor, collect $90,000]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:20:08 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6410</clicks>
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  <id>4489175</id>
  <comments>27</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489175&amp;l=http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2009/07/04/news/doc4a4edb573dd6e989399765.txt]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (The Register Citizen)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  In a surprising turn of events, the teenage girl and her friends that beat up that fella for humpin&#39; her mom may have been a setup. In other news, Ric Romero will be reporting on todays incredably blue sky, and wet water]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  In a surprising turn of events, the teenage girl and her friends that beat up that fella for humpin&#39; her mom may have been a setup. In other news, Ric Romero will be reporting on todays incredably blue sky, and wet water]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:55:15 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6233</clicks>
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  <id>4489161</id>
  <comments>57</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489161&amp;l=http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/style/learn-to-love-your-cottage-cheesecake/article1205707/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Globe and Mail)" title="Globe and Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/globeandmail.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;After the pain of childbirth and the need to talk about our feelings, cellulite is the most common curse known to womankind&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;After the pain of childbirth and the need to talk about our feelings, cellulite is the most common curse known to womankind&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:36:12 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1243</clicks>
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  <id>4489164</id>
  <comments>87</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489164&amp;l=http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,634122,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Spiegel)" title="Spiegel" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/spiegel.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Communism divides East Germans. This is not a repeat from 1961]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Communism divides East Germans. This is not a repeat from 1961]]></description>
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  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:04:14 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3126</clicks>
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  <id>4489122</id>
  <comments>25</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489122&amp;l=http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/firecracker-labels/firecrackers2.php]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(I-Mockery)" title="I-Mockery" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/imockery.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  In celebration of July 4th, here&#39;s a look at the updated underappreciated art of firecracker labels gallery]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  In celebration of July 4th, here&#39;s a look at the updated underappreciated art of firecracker labels gallery]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:34:10 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7765</clicks>
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  <id>4489048</id>
  <comments>111</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489048&amp;l=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530024,00.html%3Ftest%3Dlatestnews]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Fox News)" title="Fox News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/FXN_77x27_1.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Remember that guy who ran for president of Iran against Ahmadinejad, and all the people were angry and rioted that he didn&#39;t win? Turns out he was a U.S. agent]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Remember that guy who ran for president of Iran against Ahmadinejad, and all the people were angry and rioted that he didn&#39;t win? Turns out he was a U.S. agent]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:24:53 EDT</date>
  <clicks>12232</clicks>
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  <id>4489056</id>
  <comments>73</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489056&amp;l=http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php%3FstoryId%3D105510752]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(NPR)" title="NPR" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/npr.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Zombies: Still undead, and suddenly everywhere.&#34; It&#39;s not news... it&#39;s NPR?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Zombies: Still undead, and suddenly everywhere.&#34; It&#39;s not news... it&#39;s NPR?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:20:54 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5442</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4489023</id>
  <comments>419</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489023&amp;l=http://www.earlyamerica.com/earlyamerica/freedom/doi/text.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Thomas Jefferson)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:58:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5546</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4489082</id>
  <comments>68</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489082&amp;l=http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/276036,german-bar-owner-jailed-over-fatal-drink-duel-with-teen.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Earth Times)" title="The Earth Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/theearthtimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  German bar owner imprisoned for drinking contest that killed a 16-year-old. Bonus: The boy had 45 shots of tequila while the bar owner cheated by pouring himself water]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  German bar owner imprisoned for drinking contest that killed a 16-year-old. Bonus: The boy had 45 shots of tequila while the bar owner cheated by pouring himself water]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:47:56 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5235</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4489141</id>
  <comments>48</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489141&amp;l=http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/28/2825.asp]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Newspaper)" title="The Newspaper" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/thenewspaper.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photo radar ends in Livingston Parish after ticket camera van keeps getting ticketed and towed for breaking the law]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photo radar ends in Livingston Parish after ticket camera van keeps getting ticketed and towed for breaking the law]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Ironic" title="Ironic" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/ironic.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:25:09 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4241</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4489005</id>
  <comments>50</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489005&amp;l=http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-5liberty.6939715jul04,0,1112955.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Morning Call)" title="The Morning Call" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/mcall.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The Statue of Liberty&#39;s crown will open today for the first time since 9/11. However the torch will remain closed as it has been since 1916 when German saboteurs attacked a N.J. pier]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The Statue of Liberty&#39;s crown will open today for the first time since 9/11. However the torch will remain closed as it has been since 1916 when German saboteurs attacked a N.J. pier]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:05:43 EDT</date>
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 <link>
  <id>4488864</id>
  <comments>117</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488864&amp;l=http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-dibolla4-2009jul04,0,261183.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Why July 2 is actually Independence Day. Not that historical inaccuracy has ever stopped Americans from getting drunk and bragging about themselves]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Why July 2 is actually Independence Day. Not that historical inaccuracy has ever stopped Americans from getting drunk and bragging about themselves]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:55:42 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6523</clicks>
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  <id>4489025</id>
  <comments>86</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489025&amp;l=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530041,00.html%3Ftest%3Dlatestnews]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Fox News)" title="Fox News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/FXN_77x27_1.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Joey Chestnut or Takeru Kobayashi? Or perhaps a dark horse. It&#39;s your Nathan&#39;s Hot Dog Eating Contest thread]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Joey Chestnut or Takeru Kobayashi? Or perhaps a dark horse. It&#39;s your Nathan&#39;s Hot Dog Eating Contest thread]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:45:51 EDT</date>
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  <id>4489108</id>
  <comments>129</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489108&amp;l=http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2009/07/04/blotter/doc4a4f3797ee89a363883237.txt]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  19 yr old female motorist is cut off. Does she? C: Ram the other car with her auto. Throw a milkshake at them then drag the passenger from car by her hair and beat her down in front of her husband and 2 children?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  19 yr old female motorist is cut off. Does she? C: Ram the other car with her auto. Throw a milkshake at them then drag the passenger from car by her hair and beat her down in front of her husband and 2 children?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:43:57 EDT</date>
  <clicks>11675</clicks>
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  <comments>83</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488851&amp;l=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530007,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Fox News)" title="Fox News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/FXN_77x27_1.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Prisoner No. 1727-054 has hired a consultant to help find the best prison to serve 150 years in. In other news, there&#39;s a consultant for everything]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Prisoner No. 1727-054 has hired a consultant to help find the best prison to serve 150 years in. In other news, there&#39;s a consultant for everything]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:34:41 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5294</clicks>
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  <id>4489053</id>
  <comments>73</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489053&amp;l=http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php%3FstoryId%3D106203291]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(NPR)" title="NPR" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/npr.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  How to make the perfect burger. And people thought NPR was all about tofu and sprouts]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  How to make the perfect burger. And people thought NPR was all about tofu and sprouts]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:59:04 EDT</date>
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  <id>4488948</id>
  <comments>93</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488948&amp;l=http://www.tennessean.com/article/20090704/BUSINESS01/907040321/Netflix%2Bs%2BNashville%2Bcenter%2Bfeeds%2Bdemand%2Bfor%2Bmovies]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Tennessean)" title="The Tennessean" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/thetennessean.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  A rare look on how a Netflix office runs (with video)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  A rare look on how a Netflix office runs (with video)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:52:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>10701</clicks>
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  <id>4489046</id>
  <comments>37</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4489046&amp;l=http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Economy/story%3Fid%3D7988874%26page%3D1]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(ABC News)" title="ABC News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you&#39;ve ever wanted to laugh at the misfortune of others completely guilt free, have we got the perfect story for you]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you&#39;ve ever wanted to laugh at the misfortune of others completely guilt free, have we got the perfect story for you]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:50:52 EDT</date>
  <clicks>16286</clicks>
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  <id>4488865</id>
  <comments>48</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488865&amp;l=http://www.opednews.com/articles/Tennessee-s-Law-Allowing-G-by-Grant-Lawrence-090702-512.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Why Tennessee&#39;s law allowing guns in bars doesn&#39;t go far enough: &#34;The real question here is Americans&#39; right to kill others in a setting of their choice&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Why Tennessee&#39;s law allowing guns in bars doesn&#39;t go far enough: &#34;The real question here is Americans&#39; right to kill others in a setting of their choice&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:43:43 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2107</clicks>
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  <id>4488976</id>
  <comments>37</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488976&amp;l=http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap090704.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(NASA)" title="NASA" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/nasa.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Awesome starry night over Mt. Rushmore]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Awesome starry night over Mt. Rushmore]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:38:47 EDT</date>
  <clicks>11878</clicks>
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  <id>4488840</id>
  <comments>23</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488840&amp;l=http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1015679.ece%3F69]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(St. Petersburg Times)" title="St. Petersburg Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/tampabaycom.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not news: Guy arrested for stuffing bologna down his pants. Fark: For the 120th time]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not news: Guy arrested for stuffing bologna down his pants. Fark: For the 120th time]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:58:41 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1860</clicks>
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  <id>4488945</id>
  <comments>18</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488945&amp;l=http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2009417091_mina04.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Seattle Times)" title="Seattle Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/seattletimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Desert-lobster dispute turns pair into sagebrush heroes]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Desert-lobster dispute turns pair into sagebrush heroes]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:55:45 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4152</clicks>
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  <id>4488838</id>
  <comments>24</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488838&amp;l=http://www.nationalpost.com/todays-paper/story.html%3Fid%3D1758595]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(National Post)" title="National Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/nationalpost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Jowi Taylor set out in 1995 to create an object more quintessentially Canadian than hockey, Tim Hortons donuts, insulin, the CN Tower or Lake Louise. Eleven years later, he was able to hold it in his hands&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Jowi Taylor set out in 1995 to create an object more quintessentially Canadian than hockey, Tim Hortons donuts, insulin, the CN Tower or Lake Louise. Eleven years later, he was able to hold it in his hands&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:53:40 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9632</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488981</id>
  <comments>69</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488981&amp;l=http://www.cracked.com/article_16735_6-national-anthems-that-will-make-you-tremble-with-fear.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Cracked)" title="Cracked" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/cracked.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Six national anthems that are farking scary]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Six national anthems that are farking scary]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:48:49 EDT</date>
  <clicks>18104</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488846</id>
  <comments>283</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488846&amp;l=http://www.redbalcony.com/%3Fvid%3D25162]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Redbalcony)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Ok Farkettes, if you ever plan on getting a marriage proposal, do NOT watch this video as it will seem bland in comparison. You have been warned]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Ok Farkettes, if you ever plan on getting a marriage proposal, do NOT watch this video as it will seem bland in comparison. You have been warned]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:02:23 EDT</date>
  <clicks>13239</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488874</id>
  <comments>44</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488874&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/video_and_audio/8132818.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  It&#39;s definitely not news; it&#39;s BBC]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  It&#39;s definitely not news; it&#39;s BBC]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:56:43 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6215</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488883</id>
  <comments>27</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488883&amp;l=http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/well-always-have-paris-even-in-saskatchewan/article1206411/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Globe and Mail)" title="Globe and Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/globeandmail.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Saskatchewan town proclaims itself &#39;Paris of the Prairies&#39;, builds Eiffel Tower to prove it. &#34;I thought building a tower would be good challenge, so we started drawing it up based on some photos off the Internet&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Saskatchewan town proclaims itself &#39;Paris of the Prairies&#39;, builds Eiffel Tower to prove it. &#34;I thought building a tower would be good challenge, so we started drawing it up based on some photos off the Internet&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:47:44 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3709</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488698</id>
  <comments>38</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488698&amp;l=http://www.wlbt.com/Global/story.asp%3FS%3D10642676%26nav%3Dmenu119_2]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some American)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Philadelphia, MS, town the film &#34;Mississippi Burning&#34; was based on, swears in first African American mayor]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Philadelphia, MS, town the film &#34;Mississippi Burning&#34; was based on, swears in first African American mayor]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:31:41 EDT</date>
  <clicks>744</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4475676</id>
  <comments>31</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4475676&amp;l=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2566/3667429092_1615e049f1.jpg%3Fv%3D0]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Flickr)" title="Flickr" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/flickrb.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  In Honor of America&#39;s Birthday and the French Revolution - Iron Photoshop Ingredients are Red, White and Blue]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  In Honor of America&#39;s Birthday and the French Revolution - Iron Photoshop Ingredients are Red, White and Blue]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:30:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>652</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488461</id>
  <comments>325</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488461&amp;l=http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2563071/Is-there-a-ghost-cat-in-Taranaki]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Stuff)" title="Stuff" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/stuff.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not enough dead celebrities? How about a ghost cat for Caturday, BOO scary]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not enough dead celebrities? How about a ghost cat for Caturday, BOO scary]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:02:16 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5651</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488682</id>
  <comments>47</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488682&amp;l=http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25726614-5013016,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(News.com.au)" title="News.com.au" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/newscomau.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  No matter how long she&#39;s taking, don&#39;t leave your bride at the airport because she&#39;s been in the bathroom too long]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  No matter how long she&#39;s taking, don&#39;t leave your bride at the airport because she&#39;s been in the bathroom too long]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:43:34 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5230</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488675</id>
  <comments>44</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488675&amp;l=http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/070309_cheesy_lincoln_statue]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(My Fox DC)" title="My Fox DC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/myfoxdc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Nothing says &#34;Happy Birthday, America&#34; like a 6-foot, 8-inch statue of Abraham Lincoln carved from a 1,000-pound block of cheddar cheese]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Nothing says &#34;Happy Birthday, America&#34; like a 6-foot, 8-inch statue of Abraham Lincoln carved from a 1,000-pound block of cheddar cheese]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:08:40 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2641</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488685</id>
  <comments>34</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488685&amp;l=http://www.nwanews.com/bcdr/News/75013/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Benton County Daily Record)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Neighborhood hit with hail the size of nuts, bolts and marbles. Actually the hail is nuts, bolts and marbles]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Neighborhood hit with hail the size of nuts, bolts and marbles. Actually the hail is nuts, bolts and marbles]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:06:35 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4821</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488585</id>
  <comments>26</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488585&amp;l=http://www.wnem.com/news/19939252/detail.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (WNEM.COM)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Creampuffs and handcuffs, local cops buy and volunteer to run a doughnut shop to keep it from going out of business]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Creampuffs and handcuffs, local cops buy and volunteer to run a doughnut shop to keep it from going out of business]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sappy" title="Sappy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sappy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:30:23 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1886</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488731</id>
  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488731&amp;l=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6631349.ece]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(London Times)" title="London Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/timesonline.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Ever wonder what happened to the hero chimps that went into space for NASA in the 1950&#39;s? Well they&#39;re living the high life, retired in Florida, of course]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Ever wonder what happened to the hero chimps that went into space for NASA in the 1950&#39;s? Well they&#39;re living the high life, retired in Florida, of course]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:26:30 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6412</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488691</id>
  <comments>22</comments>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  Lots of things build character in life. Like resolving fights on the playground, getting dumped by your girlfriend, and getting your head stuck in a storm drain. Wait, what?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Lots of things build character in life. Like resolving fights on the playground, getting dumped by your girlfriend, and getting your head stuck in a storm drain. Wait, what?]]></description>
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  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:12:37 EDT</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (The Register Citizen)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  This mugshot of the year candidate is brought to you by Torrington, CT, continuing its quest for the title of &#34;The Florida of New England&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  This mugshot of the year candidate is brought to you by Torrington, CT, continuing its quest for the title of &#34;The Florida of New England&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:41:49 EDT</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Sun)" title="The Sun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/thesun.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  A downside of having all your bills paid by direct debit is that when you die in your house, no one will notice until 5 years later]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  A downside of having all your bills paid by direct debit is that when you die in your house, no one will notice until 5 years later]]></description>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Today&#39;s hittable teacher banging an underage male and getting away with it is brought to you by the letters O and C]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Today&#39;s hittable teacher banging an underage male and getting away with it is brought to you by the letters O and C]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AZCentral)" title="AZCentral" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/azcentral.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Ring ring.... ring ring... banana coffin]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Ring ring.... ring ring... banana coffin]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:46:01 EDT</date>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  Mr. Atheist, come on down. You&#39;re the next convert on The Pious is Right]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Mr. Atheist, come on down. You&#39;re the next convert on The Pious is Right]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:31:02 EDT</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (WFIE)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Police find 17 bags of coke in woman&#39;s buttcrack, are still searching for a second suspect. He&#39;s in there somewhere]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Police find 17 bags of coke in woman&#39;s buttcrack, are still searching for a second suspect. He&#39;s in there somewhere]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:08:07 EDT</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Globe)" title="Boston Globe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Police say there will be charges, but is it really a crime to enter through the exit door?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Police say there will be charges, but is it really a crime to enter through the exit door?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:45:06 EDT</date>
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  <id>4488074</id>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488074&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090703/od_afp/germanyoffbeatfire_20090703121216]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AFP)" title="AFP" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/afp.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  There are safer ways to remove weeds around your home than by using a flame thrower. Not as fun or effective, but safer]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  There are safer ways to remove weeds around your home than by using a flame thrower. Not as fun or effective, but safer]]></description>
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  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:13:31 EDT</date>
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  <id>4488113</id>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  South Carolina serial killer blamed for 4 deaths in the past week]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  South Carolina serial killer blamed for 4 deaths in the past week]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:54:36 EDT</date>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop theme: It&#39;s a small world]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop theme: It&#39;s a small world]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:32:21 EDT</date>
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  <id>4488123</id>
  <comments>76</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488123&amp;l=http://www.recordcourier.com/article/20090703/NEWS/907029986/1049]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Record Courier)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Startled&#34; kids in arcade get anti-drug lesson as police tase naked 19-year-old who thinks he&#39;s the Terminator]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Startled&#34; kids in arcade get anti-drug lesson as police tase naked 19-year-old who thinks he&#39;s the Terminator]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:30:46 EDT</date>
  <clicks>8594</clicks>
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  <id>4488080</id>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488080&amp;l=http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2009413263_apwabuffettstockgatesfoundation.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Seattle Times)" title="Seattle Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/seattletimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Warren Buffet gives 30% less this year, donates a paltry $1.25B to Gates Foundation]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Warren Buffet gives 30% less this year, donates a paltry $1.25B to Gates Foundation]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:28:32 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2109</clicks>
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  <id>4487787</id>
  <comments>95</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487787&amp;l=http://www.abcnews.go.com/Travel/Vacation/story%3Fid%3D7988438%26page%3D1]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(ABC News)" title="ABC News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Tomorrow, the crown of the Statue of Liberty will be open to visitors for the first time since 9/11]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Tomorrow, the crown of the Statue of Liberty will be open to visitors for the first time since 9/11]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:00:41 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2003</clicks>
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  <id>4488114</id>
  <comments>91</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488114&amp;l=http://baltimore.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/essay_photo_gallery/strip-club-eats/1289725/photo/1289793]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Metromix)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Great news, everyone - investigative reporting finds some strip clubs have pretty decent food]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Great news, everyone - investigative reporting finds some strip clubs have pretty decent food]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:46:40 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3936</clicks>
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  <id>4487727</id>
  <comments>32</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487727&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8132000/8132583.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Why athletes stick to their lucky underwear. Now, if only someone could explain why subby&#39;s lucky underwear sticks to him]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Why athletes stick to their lucky underwear. Now, if only someone could explain why subby&#39;s lucky underwear sticks to him]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:05:38 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2039</clicks>
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  <id>4487930</id>
  <comments>98</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487930&amp;l=http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite%3Fcid%3D1246296539930%26pagename%3DJPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Jerusalem Post)" title="Jerusalem Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/jerusalempost.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Is Facebook an Israeli plot to control the world?&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Is Facebook an Israeli plot to control the world?&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:40:24 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6579</clicks>
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  <id>4488025</id>
  <comments>71</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488025&amp;l=http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/07/03/Divorce-rate-rises-after-Calgary-Stampede/UPI-26711246645077/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(UPI)" title="UPI" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/upi.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Calgary&#39;s divorce rate jumps 40 percent after the Calgary Stampede. &#34;Thousands of beautiful men and women come out of the woodwork at Stampede and people look incredibly sexy when you put them in a cowboy hat&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Calgary&#39;s divorce rate jumps 40 percent after the Calgary Stampede. &#34;Thousands of beautiful men and women come out of the woodwork at Stampede and people look incredibly sexy when you put them in a cowboy hat&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:19:28 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6824</clicks>
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  <id>4488033</id>
  <comments>59</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488033&amp;l=http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp%3FS%3D10635603]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (WAFB)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Well, I guess this is a swamp, shark that lives in the swamp. You could call it a swamp shark.&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Well, I guess this is a swamp, shark that lives in the swamp. You could call it a swamp shark.&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:09:29 EDT</date>
  <clicks>12710</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487957</id>
  <comments>101</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487957&amp;l=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31664672/ns/health-fitness/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(MSNBC)" title="MSNBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/msnbc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Gold&#39;s Gym has named July &#34;Cankle Awareness Month&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Gold&#39;s Gym has named July &#34;Cankle Awareness Month&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:40:26 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6729</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487663</id>
  <comments>61</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487663&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/michael-jackson/5730351/Michael-Jackson-tried-to-adopt-Nadya-Sulemans-octuplets.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Michael Jackson had asked Nadya Suleman about adopting the Octots to offer them a bright future and because &#34;Blanket would love to have more siblings.&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Michael Jackson had asked Nadya Suleman about adopting the Octots to offer them a bright future and because &#34;Blanket would love to have more siblings.&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:39:31 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7677</clicks>
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  <id>4487422</id>
  <comments>48</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487422&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197319/My-hamsters-escaped-Police-fury-woman-dials-999-report-rodent-run.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Englishwoman dials emergency hotline to report missing hamster. Dispatcher suggests she call Top Gere instead]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Englishwoman dials emergency hotline to report missing hamster. Dispatcher suggests she call Top Gere instead]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:30:20 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3068</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487651</id>
  <comments>86</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487651&amp;l=http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/s_632151.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Investigation into a massive Democratic fraud ring in Pennsylvania&#39;s legislature heats up as more than 100 subpoenas flutter through the air like a ticker-tape parade]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Investigation into a massive Democratic fraud ring in Pennsylvania&#39;s legislature heats up as more than 100 subpoenas flutter through the air like a ticker-tape parade]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:26:26 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6331</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4488067</id>
  <comments>2483</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4488067&amp;l=http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0709/GOP_sources_Palin_wont_run_for_reelection.html]]></link>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  Sarah Palin to step down as Alaska governor, possibly prepare for 2012 run for president. This is good news... for Tina Fey]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Sarah Palin to step down as Alaska governor, possibly prepare for 2012 run for president. This is good news... for Tina Fey]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:24:23 EDT</date>
  <clicks>13159</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487464</id>
  <comments>39</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487464&amp;l=http://www.thestate.com/sanford/story/850038.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (The State)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  You think a holiday with your in-laws is uncomfortable, imagine being Gov. Mark Sanford (R-South Adulturerlina) this weekend]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You think a holiday with your in-laws is uncomfortable, imagine being Gov. Mark Sanford (R-South Adulturerlina) this weekend]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:23:25 EDT</date>
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  <comments>55</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487541&amp;l=http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2009/jul/03/african-land-snails-video]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Guardian.com)" title="Guardian.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/guardian.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  How to eat a giant African land snail. If you must]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  How to eat a giant African land snail. If you must]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:53:41 EDT</date>
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  <comments>52</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487574&amp;l=http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/49772632.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(JSOnline)" title="JSOnline" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/jsonline.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Wisconsin commissions new symbol for state election agency, comes up with one that looks exactly like the anarchy symbol. &#34;Irony is an overused word, but that&#39;s somewhat ironic in this case&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Wisconsin commissions new symbol for state election agency, comes up with one that looks exactly like the anarchy symbol. &#34;Irony is an overused word, but that&#39;s somewhat ironic in this case&#34;]]></description>
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  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:45:45 EDT</date>
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  <comments>19</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487660&amp;l=http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1015572.ece]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(St. Petersburg Times)" title="St. Petersburg Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/tampabaycom.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Mattress salesman refuses to take being laid off lying down, gets in pillow fight with boss. Except not with a pillow]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Mattress salesman refuses to take being laid off lying down, gets in pillow fight with boss. Except not with a pillow]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:45:28 EDT</date>
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  <id>4487520</id>
  <comments>40</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487520&amp;l=http://www.edmontonjournal.com/news/Arson%2Bsuspects%2Byoung%2Bcharge/1755731/story.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Canada.com)" title="Canada.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/canada.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  In Canada you can&#39;t be held criminally responsible for your actions if you&#39;re under 12, which is great news if you&#39;re a 9-year-old who wants to burn down an abandoned McDonald&#39;s]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  In Canada you can&#39;t be held criminally responsible for your actions if you&#39;re under 12, which is great news if you&#39;re a 9-year-old who wants to burn down an abandoned McDonald&#39;s]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:44:34 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3481</clicks>
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  <id>4487543</id>
  <comments>51</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487543&amp;l=http://www.latimes.com/business/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-as-nkorea-beer-commercial,0,4464914.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  For the first time ever, North Korea airs a beer commercial, which notes that the beer &#34;relieves stress and improves health and longevity,&#34; as all Farkers can attest]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  For the first time ever, North Korea airs a beer commercial, which notes that the beer &#34;relieves stress and improves health and longevity,&#34; as all Farkers can attest]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:41:42 EDT</date>
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  <id>4487632</id>
  <comments>48</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487632&amp;l=http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6509820.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Houston Chronicle)" title="Houston Chronicle" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/houstonchronicle.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  San Antonio SWAT have four hour standoff with empty house]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  San Antonio SWAT have four hour standoff with empty house]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:40:09 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4064</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487393</id>
  <comments>22</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487393&amp;l=http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20090703charlie_card_free-for-all_thousands_of_t_employees_retirees_not_paying_for_rides/srvc%3Dhome%26position%3D0]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Herald)" title="Boston Herald" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/boston.herald.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The shocking sequel to yesterday&#39;s story about former Turnpike employees not paying Turnpike tolls: former subway employees don&#39;t have to pay subway fares]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The shocking sequel to yesterday&#39;s story about former Turnpike employees not paying Turnpike tolls: former subway employees don&#39;t have to pay subway fares]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:38:14 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1988</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487350</id>
  <comments>34</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487350&amp;l=http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/07/03/11_boston_police_officers_disciplined_in_steroid_probe/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Globe)" title="Boston Globe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Union president says its unfair to require all Boston police to abstain from illegal drugs just because of 15 bad apples]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Union president says its unfair to require all Boston police to abstain from illegal drugs just because of 15 bad apples]]></description>
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  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:22:13 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4511</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487514</id>
  <comments>18</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487514&amp;l=http://www.edmontonjournal.com/news/Officer%2Bguilty%2Bneglecting%2Bduty%2Bawaits%2Bfate/1755727/story.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Canada.com)" title="Canada.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/canada.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Hearing examines whether police officer&#39;s thyroid problem means he shouldn&#39;t be fired for misplacing evidence and not doing his job]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Hearing examines whether police officer&#39;s thyroid problem means he shouldn&#39;t be fired for misplacing evidence and not doing his job]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:18:33 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1222</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487535</id>
  <comments>63</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487535&amp;l=http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/toronto/story.html%3Fid%3D1750761]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(National Post)" title="National Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/nationalpost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Owner of Chinese buffet chain offers free meals to Canadians on Canada Day to show his gratitude to the country, is immediately accused of violating human rights of non-Canadians]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Owner of Chinese buffet chain offers free meals to Canadians on Canada Day to show his gratitude to the country, is immediately accused of violating human rights of non-Canadians]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:15:39 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6747</clicks>
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  <id>4487521</id>
  <comments>18</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487521&amp;l=http://www.myjournalcourier.com/news/police-22955-street-dirty.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Jacksonville Journal-Courier)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  You know it&#39;s a good party when your underwear ends up on a street sign]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You know it&#39;s a good party when your underwear ends up on a street sign]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:14:36 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5848</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487647</id>
  <comments>185</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487647&amp;l=http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSTRE5623A220090703%3Frpc%3D401%26]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Reuters)" title="Reuters" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/reuters.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Kenyans furious that Barack Obama won&#39;t visit the country where he was born during his trip to Africa]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Kenyans furious that Barack Obama won&#39;t visit the country where he was born during his trip to Africa]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:03:26 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6736</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4487556</id>
  <comments>106</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487556&amp;l=http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-jackson-memorial3-2009jul03,0,4266941.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Staples: you&#39;ve got questions, we&#39;ve got Michael Jackson&#39;s corpse on display next Tuesday]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Staples: you&#39;ve got questions, we&#39;ve got Michael Jackson&#39;s corpse on display next Tuesday]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:34:43 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9236</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487326</id>
  <comments>47</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487326&amp;l=http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/Mans-Alleged-Organ-Artistry-On-TV-Brings-Charge/qrm-wmojYUqqpHHeKaaaeg.cspx]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Art Critic)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  No matter how you try to justify it as art, the police aren&#39;t going to be too impressed when your canvas is a $1600 plasma tv at Sears and your subject is your penis]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  No matter how you try to justify it as art, the police aren&#39;t going to be too impressed when your canvas is a $1600 plasma tv at Sears and your subject is your penis]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:12:11 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7186</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487576</id>
  <comments>115</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487576&amp;l=http://www.philly.com/inquirer/local/20090702_Bill_banning_forced_identity-chip_implants_clears_House.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Philly)" title="Philly" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/philly.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Pennsylvania bill makes it illegal to implant a microchip into a human being without his or her consent. An amendment is being offered to prohibit alien anal probes as well]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Pennsylvania bill makes it illegal to implant a microchip into a human being without his or her consent. An amendment is being offered to prohibit alien anal probes as well]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:34:47 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1563</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487607</id>
  <comments>45</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487607&amp;l=http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/03/competitive.eating.stomach/index.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CNN)" title="CNN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/cnnb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Turns out that competitive eating leads to weight gain and clogged arteries. Huh. Whoda thunk it?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Turns out that competitive eating leads to weight gain and clogged arteries. Huh. Whoda thunk it?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:32:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1709</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487584</id>
  <comments>82</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487584&amp;l=http://www.wbbm780.com/What-CAN-you-do-in-your-pool-for-fun-/4731927]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(WBBM)" title="WBBM" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/wbbm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Officer, I&#39;d like to report a crime. I was having sex with two women in my pool and a neighbor was, can you believe it, watching&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Officer, I&#39;d like to report a crime. I was having sex with two women in my pool and a neighbor was, can you believe it, watching&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:25:49 EDT</date>
  <clicks>12732</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487492</id>
  <comments>20</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487492&amp;l=http://www.wbbm780.com/Cabbie-uses-deodorant-to-disarm-would-be-robber/4731791]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(WBBM)" title="WBBM" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/wbbm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Cabbie uses deodorant to disarm would-be robber]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Cabbie uses deodorant to disarm would-be robber]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:23:29 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1431</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487470</id>
  <comments>62</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487470&amp;l=http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20090703radio_station_bans_farrah_sex_caller_from_booth/srvc%3Dhome%26position%3D6]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Herald)" title="Boston Herald" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/boston.herald.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Was it wrong to wish I&#39;d nailed Farrah on her deathbed? Should I not have done that?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Was it wrong to wish I&#39;d nailed Farrah on her deathbed? Should I not have done that?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:06:27 EDT</date>
  <clicks>14281</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487465</id>
  <comments>46</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487465&amp;l=http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/virginia/070309_101_year_old_meals_on_wheels_navigator]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(My Fox DC)" title="My Fox DC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/myfoxdc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  101 year old woman still delivering for Meals on Wheels after 28 years. FARK: Calls women in their 70&#39;s &#39;little old ladies&#39;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  101 year old woman still delivering for Meals on Wheels after 28 years. FARK: Calls women in their 70&#39;s &#39;little old ladies&#39;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:03:26 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5409</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487628</id>
  <comments>37</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487628&amp;l=http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_12745268]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Denver Post)" title="Denver Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/denverpost2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  When a fish snaps your pole and drags it into the frigid mountain water, just let it go, man, because it&#39;s gone]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  When a fish snaps your pole and drags it into the frigid mountain water, just let it go, man, because it&#39;s gone]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:44:08 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9993</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487467</id>
  <comments>16</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487467&amp;l=http://www.edmontonsun.com/news/edmonton/2009/07/03/10009731-sun.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Canoe)" title="Canoe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/canoe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  It&#39;s nice to inform people you&#39;ve recently had contact with that you may have swine flu, but you probably shouldn&#39;t do it in person]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  It&#39;s nice to inform people you&#39;ve recently had contact with that you may have swine flu, but you probably shouldn&#39;t do it in person]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:36:27 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1775</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487222</id>
  <comments>78</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487222&amp;l=http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25727809-401,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(News.com.au)" title="News.com.au" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/newscomau.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Study claims often-disputed power of positive thinking is real, but actually makes things worse. Go cry, emo guy]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Study claims often-disputed power of positive thinking is real, but actually makes things worse. Go cry, emo guy]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:21:50 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6163</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487162</id>
  <comments>26</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487162&amp;l=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/03/wikipedia_police/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Register)" title="The Register" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/register.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The prosecution would now like to call anyone with access to the internet [citation needed]]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The prosecution would now like to call anyone with access to the internet [citation needed]]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:19:56 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9246</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486994</id>
  <comments>24</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486994&amp;l=http://gizmodo.com/5306268/ript-fusion-shirt-transforms-man-into-meathead-instantly%3Fagirdle]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Gizmodo)" title="Gizmodo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/gizmodo.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  I saw a (man)girdle]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  I saw a (man)girdle]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:19:48 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7818</clicks>
</link>
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  <id>4487137</id>
  <comments>24</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487137&amp;l=http://www.nypost.com/seven/07032009/news/regionalnews/brooklyn/frank_ly_speaking_177443.htm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(NYPost)" title="NYPost" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/nypost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  When reporting on tomorrow&#39;s annual Nathan&#39;s Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island, you have to include every hot dog-related pun known to man. It&#39;s the law. Wieners]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  When reporting on tomorrow&#39;s annual Nathan&#39;s Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island, you have to include every hot dog-related pun known to man. It&#39;s the law. Wieners]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:15:56 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1712</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486838</id>
  <comments>64</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486838&amp;l=http://kalman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/25/time-wastes-too-fast/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The New York Times)" title="The New York Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/nytimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Coolest history lesson on Thomas Jefferson you&#39;ll see all day]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Coolest history lesson on Thomas Jefferson you&#39;ll see all day]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:11:44 EDT</date>
  <clicks>14070</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487043</id>
  <comments>109</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487043&amp;l=http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/cemetery.asp]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Snopes)" title="Snopes" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/snopes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Did you know the ACLU is suing to remove all cross shaped headstones from national cemetaries, to keep Navy Chaplains from mentioning Jesus to keep Marines from bowing their heads, and to force your daughters to use crescent shaped IUDs?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Did you know the ACLU is suing to remove all cross shaped headstones from national cemetaries, to keep Navy Chaplains from mentioning Jesus to keep Marines from bowing their heads, and to force your daughters to use crescent shaped IUDs?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:08:52 EDT</date>
  <clicks>14322</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4474874</id>
  <comments>33</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4474874&amp;l=http://photos.jpgmag.com/524392_83097_4430b431ff_p.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop Zoe&#39;s 15 minutes of fame]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop Zoe&#39;s 15 minutes of fame]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:58:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7687</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486982</id>
  <comments>28</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486982&amp;l=http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/07/court-to-defendant-stop-blasting-that-mans-mind/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Wired)" title="Wired" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2004/links/wired.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Kansas court issues protection order banning harassement via electromagnetic radiation beamed into plantiff&#39;s head. With bonus mind control / gang-stalking whackjob commenters]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Kansas court issues protection order banning harassement via electromagnetic radiation beamed into plantiff&#39;s head. With bonus mind control / gang-stalking whackjob commenters]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:56:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2928</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487233</id>
  <comments>35</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487233&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197187/Dear-Garry-Ive-decided-end-The-stop-trapped-killer.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Misplaced period lands man in jail, rather than the more traditional marriage]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Misplaced period lands man in jail, rather than the more traditional marriage]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:21:57 EDT</date>
  <clicks>12515</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487112</id>
  <comments>20</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487112&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196947/Children-12-need-A-E-treatment-binge-drinking-48-hours.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  One British child under the age of 12 needs hospital treatment every 48 hours for drinking too much. You&#39;d think he&#39;d have learned his lesson by now]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  One British child under the age of 12 needs hospital treatment every 48 hours for drinking too much. You&#39;d think he&#39;d have learned his lesson by now]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:15:55 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3635</clicks>
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  <id>4487244</id>
  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487244&amp;l=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6626932.ece]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(London Times)" title="London Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/timesonline.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Police union under fire for writing 102-word sentence in official document, much too difficult to read for a society dumbed down to think in tweets]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Police union under fire for writing 102-word sentence in official document, much too difficult to read for a society dumbed down to think in tweets]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:14:52 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3808</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486943</id>
  <comments>108</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486943&amp;l=http://www.wired.com/reviews/product/pr_veyron_convertible]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Wired)" title="Wired" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2004/links/wired.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The $2.1M Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport - the last King of the Gas Guzzlers ever to be made]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The $2.1M Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport - the last King of the Gas Guzzlers ever to be made]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:50:43 EDT</date>
  <clicks>15900</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486886</id>
  <comments>570</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486886&amp;l=http://reason.com/news/show/134553.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Reason Magazine)" title="Reason Magazine" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/reasonlogo.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The costly truth about Canada&#39;s health care system]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The costly truth about Canada&#39;s health care system]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:43:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>16618</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486885</id>
  <comments>131</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486885&amp;l=http://www.wwl.com/ACLU-files-suit-over-gun-rights/4728222]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (WWL)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  New Orleans DA: If you have a gun in your car when you&#39;re arrested, we&#39;re keeping the gun, even if we drop the charges. ACLU: Not so fast, bub]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  New Orleans DA: If you have a gun in your car when you&#39;re arrested, we&#39;re keeping the gun, even if we drop the charges. ACLU: Not so fast, bub]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:29:41 EDT</date>
  <clicks>8311</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487184</id>
  <comments>33</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487184&amp;l=http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/content/view/18845/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Bloke)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;The greatest pleasure I have ever known is when my eyes meet the eyes of a mate over the top of two foaming glasses of beer.&#34; Truer words have never been spoken, maaate]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;The greatest pleasure I have ever known is when my eyes meet the eyes of a mate over the top of two foaming glasses of beer.&#34; Truer words have never been spoken, maaate]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:50:49 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3089</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486854</id>
  <comments>68</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486854&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197046/Rare-valuable-copy-American-Declaration-Independence--Surrey.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  News: Rare copy of US Declaration of Independence discovered in national archives. Fark: Of England]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  News: Rare copy of US Declaration of Independence discovered in national archives. Fark: Of England]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:40:40 EDT</date>
  <clicks>8705</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487241</id>
  <comments>211</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487241&amp;l=http://www.inquisitr.com/27998/myspace-now-a-digital-ghetto/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  MySpace now a &#34;digital ghetto&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  MySpace now a &#34;digital ghetto&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:19:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>21508</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487208</id>
  <comments>58</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487208&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197256/Blind-man-sees-wife-time-having-TOOTH-implanted-eye.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Blind man sees wife for first time after having tooth implanted in his eye. Unfortunately, he also saw himself in the mirror. British dental care FTW]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Blind man sees wife for first time after having tooth implanted in his eye. Unfortunately, he also saw himself in the mirror. British dental care FTW]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:17:28 EDT</date>
  <clicks>13123</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486968</id>
  <comments>62</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486968&amp;l=http://www.orlandosentinel.com/orl-bad-boy-names-070209,0,5940473.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Orlando Sentinel)" title="Orlando Sentinel" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/orlandosentinel.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Boys with unpopular names such as Walter more likely to become criminals than boys with popular names. Reporter Walter Pacheco has the story]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Boys with unpopular names such as Walter more likely to become criminals than boys with popular names. Reporter Walter Pacheco has the story]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Ironic" title="Ironic" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/ironic.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:16:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2865</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486935</id>
  <comments>48</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486935&amp;l=http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/07/02/germany.aircrash.survivor/index.html%3Ftada]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CNN)" title="CNN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/cnnb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Meet Juliane Koepcke, who nearly 40 years ago fell nearly two MILES without a parachute, survived alone in the rainforest for ten days, and barely had a scratch. TA-DA]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Meet Juliane Koepcke, who nearly 40 years ago fell nearly two MILES without a parachute, survived alone in the rainforest for ten days, and barely had a scratch. TA-DA]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:14:44 EDT</date>
  <clicks>11686</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487218</id>
  <comments>21</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487218&amp;l=http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2009/07/03/oregon_woman_obsessed_with_rabbits_back_in_jail/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Globe)" title="Boston Globe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits goes back to jail, proving once again that every bunny needs some bunny sometime]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits goes back to jail, proving once again that every bunny needs some bunny sometime]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:14:28 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2125</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487007</id>
  <comments>6</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487007&amp;l=http://www.azcentral.com/community/mesa/articles/2009/07/02/20090702abrk-mesarobbery0702.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AZCentral)" title="AZCentral" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/azcentral.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Although it worked for Cinderella, if you&#39;re a thief, you should not leave your shoe behind at the scene of the crime]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Although it worked for Cinderella, if you&#39;re a thief, you should not leave your shoe behind at the scene of the crime]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:11:15 EDT</date>
  <clicks>328</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487242</id>
  <comments>53</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487242&amp;l=http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1908513,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Time)" title="Time" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/time.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  In celebration of the 4th of July Here&#39;s a brief history of OMGBBQ]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  In celebration of the 4th of July Here&#39;s a brief history of OMGBBQ]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:52:52 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5202</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486858</id>
  <comments>53</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486858&amp;l=http://www.bradfordera.com/articles/2009/07/02/news/doc4a4d695ca9851211446649.txt]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Bottom line, if people behave properly and don&#39;t act like an animal, they won&#39;t get tased and end up in a cage&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Bottom line, if people behave properly and don&#39;t act like an animal, they won&#39;t get tased and end up in a cage&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:44:13 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2493</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4487134</id>
  <comments>54</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4487134&amp;l=http://www.nypost.com/seven/07032009/news/regionalnews/you_dont_do_this_to_a_kid__177431.htm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(NYPost)" title="NYPost" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/nypost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  You&#39;re upset that a nine-year-old girl had an argument with your daughter. Do you a) have them sit down and talk it out, b) speak to the girl&#39;s mother, or c) set her up for dates with middle-aged men on Craigslist?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You&#39;re upset that a nine-year-old girl had an argument with your daughter. Do you a) have them sit down and talk it out, b) speak to the girl&#39;s mother, or c) set her up for dates with middle-aged men on Craigslist?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:30:15 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7221</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486662</id>
  <comments>26</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486662&amp;l=http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/07/styans-red-panda-cub-at-canadas-edmonton-valley-zoo.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Meet Sha-lei, the red panda born June 13 at an Edmonton zoo. With adorable pics]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Meet Sha-lei, the red panda born June 13 at an Edmonton zoo. With adorable pics]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:34:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6381</clicks>
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  <id>4486725</id>
  <comments>36</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486725&amp;l=http://www.denverpost.com/recommended/ci_12693193]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Denver Post)" title="Denver Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/denverpost2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Canine do it? You bet I can. A strong attitude helps a little 2 legged dog do anything it wants too]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Canine do it? You bet I can. A strong attitude helps a little 2 legged dog do anything it wants too]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:56:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3792</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4486742</id>
  <comments>171</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486742&amp;l=http://www.wbbm780.com/Saddam-said-he-had-WMDs-out-of-fear-of-Iran--Hid-o/4728061]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(WBBM)" title="WBBM" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/wbbm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  FBI files reveal Saddam was scared shiat-less of Iran, so he made the whole thing up about having WMDs, and would have formed an alliance with the US. Ooooops]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  FBI files reveal Saddam was scared shiat-less of Iran, so he made the whole thing up about having WMDs, and would have formed an alliance with the US. Ooooops]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:13:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>12067</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4474812</id>
  <comments>55</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4474812&amp;l=http://api.ning.com/files/j2BojbervsQ6DlKLB-aHGBQGzIrH6t1Bl7Jdzsz2vQ2qe1TlDoF16hIHg7KU9Rdkdj-YdbQcomzl*pD0deZBat84i95gDs0M/holodeckbackground.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop what should be on the holodeck]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop what should be on the holodeck]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:23:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3111</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486702</id>
  <comments>181</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486702&amp;l=http://www.idahostatesman.com/newsupdates/story/821818.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Ida-ho)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Brother and sister arrested and charged with felony incest. But, hey, who hasn&#39;t wanted to bang his hot sis...WHOA - KILL IT WITH FIRE]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Brother and sister arrested and charged with felony incest. But, hey, who hasn&#39;t wanted to bang his hot sis...WHOA - KILL IT WITH FIRE]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sick" title="Sick" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sick.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:23:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>36416</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4486736</id>
  <comments>55</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486736&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8128131.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Guinness is offering drinkers the chance to win a trip into space. Towel not included]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Guinness is offering drinkers the chance to win a trip into space. Towel not included]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:46:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2776</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486706</id>
  <comments>152</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486706&amp;l=http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-schizophrenia29-2009jun29,0,4834892.story%3Fpage%3D1]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  As if six year olds getting diabetes wasn&#39;t bad enough, they are now getting schizophrenia]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  As if six year olds getting diabetes wasn&#39;t bad enough, they are now getting schizophrenia]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:50:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5406</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486448</id>
  <comments>56</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486448&amp;l=http://www.wgal.com/news/19930561/detail.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(WGAL 8)" title="WGAL 8" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/wgal8.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Hey guys, July 3rd. You know what that means. That&#39;s right, it&#39;s time to fight the Battle of Gettysburg all over again. Except this time, we&#39;re going to do it with embedded reporters]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Hey guys, July 3rd. You know what that means. That&#39;s right, it&#39;s time to fight the Battle of Gettysburg all over again. Except this time, we&#39;re going to do it with embedded reporters]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:26:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2676</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486711</id>
  <comments>58</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486711&amp;l=http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/02/judge.explicit.files/index.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CNN)" title="CNN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/cnnb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re a federal judge, you might not want to put that video of a man &#34;cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal&#34; up on your personal web site. Or those pics of a woman shaving her pubic hair either]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re a federal judge, you might not want to put that video of a man &#34;cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal&#34; up on your personal web site. Or those pics of a woman shaving her pubic hair either]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:07:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7410</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486740</id>
  <comments>103</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486740&amp;l=http://www.madison.com/tct/news/stories/457004]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AP)" title="AP" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/ap.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Hortonville hottie humps a human ... 14-year-old boy. And gets impregnated by him. Again]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Hortonville hottie humps a human ... 14-year-old boy. And gets impregnated by him. Again]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:34:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>33143</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486683</id>
  <comments>160</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486683&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090703/ap_on_bi_ge/us_madoff_scandal]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Federal agents seize Bernie Madoff&#39;s penthouse and boot his wife out on her ass, refusing to let her take anything with her]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Federal agents seize Bernie Madoff&#39;s penthouse and boot his wife out on her ass, refusing to let her take anything with her]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:21:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>13392</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486693</id>
  <comments>67</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486693&amp;l=http://www.wired.com/thisdayintech/2009/07/dayintech_0702/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Wired)" title="Wired" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2004/links/wired.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  You know you&#39;re a redneck when: C) Inspired by the recent movie UP, you take to the sky in a balloon-bouyed lawn chair]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You know you&#39;re a redneck when: C) Inspired by the recent movie UP, you take to the sky in a balloon-bouyed lawn chair]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:55:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6073</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486830</id>
  <comments>106</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486830&amp;l=http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25726988-952,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(News.com.au)" title="News.com.au" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/newscomau.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Newly-discovered Australian dinosaur was bigger, faster and more terrifying than a velociraptor. So let&#39;s call it Banjo]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Newly-discovered Australian dinosaur was bigger, faster and more terrifying than a velociraptor. So let&#39;s call it Banjo]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:34:40 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6636</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486574</id>
  <comments>219</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486574&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197174/Over-55-Its-time-life--spare-thought-poor-25s.html%3FITO%3D1490]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re over 55 you&#39;re having the time of your life, but spare a thought to those under 25 who are cleaning your toilet - if they&#39;re lucky]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re over 55 you&#39;re having the time of your life, but spare a thought to those under 25 who are cleaning your toilet - if they&#39;re lucky]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:55:26 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9266</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486370</id>
  <comments>49</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486370&amp;l=http://tennessean.com/article/20090702/COUNTY09/90702050/Women%2Bsteal%2Bmore%2Bthan%2B%2B1%2B000%2Bin%2Brazor%2Bblades]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Tennessean)" title="The Tennessean" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/thetennessean.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Two women make a smooth getaway with $1000 of stolen razors]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Two women make a smooth getaway with $1000 of stolen razors]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:34:35 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1676</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486381</id>
  <comments>79</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486381&amp;l=http://shine.yahoo.com/event/summergrilling/taste-test-all-beef-hot-dogs-480428/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;I love how it&#39;s not mushy like Play-Doh; it has an unyielding consistency and a good wide girth&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;I love how it&#39;s not mushy like Play-Doh; it has an unyielding consistency and a good wide girth&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:10:37 EDT</date>
  <clicks>12653</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485876</id>
  <comments>110</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485876&amp;l=http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20090702_A_third_teen_says_man_tricked_her_into_sex.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Philly)" title="Philly" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/philly.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Fortune teller convinces teenage girls that having sex with him will make wishes come true. Of course, he didn&#39;t say whose wishes]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Fortune teller convinces teenage girls that having sex with him will make wishes come true. Of course, he didn&#39;t say whose wishes]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:52:33 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9449</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486037</id>
  <comments>54</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486037&amp;l=http://www.kcci.com/news/19929092/detail.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (KCCI)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  For the last time, when driving a car loaded with 60 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms, make absolutely certain to obey all traffic laws]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  For the last time, when driving a car loaded with 60 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms, make absolutely certain to obey all traffic laws]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:49:49 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3040</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486617</id>
  <comments>22</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486617&amp;l=http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/laird-18623-club-rosetti.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(NW Florida Daily News)" title="NW Florida Daily News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/nwfloridadailynews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Local businessman punches out photographer for taking his picture at a strip club &#34;because of his standing in the community.&#34; Ending up on Fark probably not what he had in mind]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Local businessman punches out photographer for taking his picture at a strip club &#34;because of his standing in the community.&#34; Ending up on Fark probably not what he had in mind]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:48:44 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5216</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486378</id>
  <comments>104</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486378&amp;l=http://shreveporttimes.com/article/20090702/NEWS03/90702029]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Shreveport Times)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  16-year old girl hears her mom scream and thinks she&#39;s being assaulted, so she and her friends come to her rescue with a baseball bat. Turns out mom was with her 25-year old boyfriend. Awkward]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  16-year old girl hears her mom scream and thinks she&#39;s being assaulted, so she and her friends come to her rescue with a baseball bat. Turns out mom was with her 25-year old boyfriend. Awkward]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:37:36 EDT</date>
  <clicks>16717</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4474187</id>
  <comments>46</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4474187&amp;l=http://s.wsj.net/media/0626pod12.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some 1908 Bleriot XI)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop this airborne antique aircraft]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this airborne antique aircraft]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:19:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4810</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486188</id>
  <comments>18</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486188&amp;l=http://billingsgazette.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_321918d4-66d1-11de-aa5c-001cc4c03286.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Catching your estranged husband in a tryst and threatening to &#34;whomp some ass&#34; with a baseball bat may not be the most romantic way to woo him back. It&#39;ll also cost you $981]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Catching your estranged husband in a tryst and threatening to &#34;whomp some ass&#34; with a baseball bat may not be the most romantic way to woo him back. It&#39;ll also cost you $981]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:17:31 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2717</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486457</id>
  <comments>153</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486457&amp;l=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0702093mugs1.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Smoking Gun)" title="The Smoking Gun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/thesmokinggun.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The Friday Mugshot Roundup, one day early to allow holiday celebration goodness. Subby is proud to be an American]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The Friday Mugshot Roundup, one day early to allow holiday celebration goodness. Subby is proud to be an American]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:15:18 EDT</date>
  <clicks>18800</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485830</id>
  <comments>70</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485830&amp;l=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DvmpisOn4FmE%26related]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(YouTube)" title="YouTube" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/youtube.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Today&#39;s great moment in breakfast food marketing is brought to you by Hardee&#39;s]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Today&#39;s great moment in breakfast food marketing is brought to you by Hardee&#39;s]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:05:24 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9442</clicks>
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  <id>4486333</id>
  <comments>62</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486333&amp;l=http://www.philly.com/philly/business/homepage/20090702_Work_begins_to_end_N_J__Turnpike_bottleneck.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Philly)" title="Philly" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/philly.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Work begins to fix NJ Turnpike Bottleneck. This is not a repeat from 1951, 1952, 1956, 1966, 1968, 1970, 1982, 1990, 1998, 2004, 2007]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Work begins to fix NJ Turnpike Bottleneck. This is not a repeat from 1951, 1952, 1956, 1966, 1968, 1970, 1982, 1990, 1998, 2004, 2007]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:59:33 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2333</clicks>
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  <id>4485900</id>
  <comments>52</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485900&amp;l=http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6508519.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Houston Chronicle)" title="Houston Chronicle" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/houstonchronicle.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Urine tester caught taking bribes. Authorities are pissed, say he&#39;s whizzed his life away. Suspect unsure how news of his corruption leaked]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Urine tester caught taking bribes. Authorities are pissed, say he&#39;s whizzed his life away. Suspect unsure how news of his corruption leaked]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:19:33 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1683</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4485982</id>
  <comments>76</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485982&amp;l=http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/8589134]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Guardian.com)" title="Guardian.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/guardian.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Charges dropped in &#34;pizza delivery driver helps rape victim case&#34; due to the biatch being a liar]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Charges dropped in &#34;pizza delivery driver helps rape victim case&#34; due to the biatch being a liar]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:10:43 EDT</date>
  <clicks>11327</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486010</id>
  <comments>68</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486010&amp;l=http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/02/gary-colemans-wife-busted-for-domestic-battery/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(TMZ)" title="TMZ" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/tmz.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Gary Coleman&#39;s short-tempered wife arrested for domestic battery, tells arresting officers that she has a small problem (with EEEK mugshot)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Gary Coleman&#39;s short-tempered wife arrested for domestic battery, tells arresting officers that she has a small problem (with EEEK mugshot)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:31:47 EDT</date>
  <clicks>26274</clicks>
</link>
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  <id>4486108</id>
  <comments>76</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486108&amp;l=http://www.kare11.com/news/whatsup/whatsup_article.aspx%3Fstoryid%3D818780%26catid%3D333]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  A man carrying a sandwich was attacked by a black bear in his driveway. With pic of what it might look like if you got biatchslapped by a black bear for a sandwich]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  A man carrying a sandwich was attacked by a black bear in his driveway. With pic of what it might look like if you got biatchslapped by a black bear for a sandwich]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:27:29 EDT</date>
  <clicks>18980</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4486052</id>
  <comments>204</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486052&amp;l=http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/%3Fq%3DYjMwNGEyZjUyNGJlMDM1NWZmNzQ2MzEwMzUzOTVlNTQ%3D]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(National Review)" title="National Review" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2004/links/nro.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  From the people who brought you The War on Christmas&#8482; and The War on Easter&#8482; comes this summer&#39;s blockbuster new sequel. Yep, you guessed it: It&#39;s The War on the 4th of July&#8482;. Here we go again.......AGAIN]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  From the people who brought you The War on Christmas&#8482; and The War on Easter&#8482; comes this summer&#39;s blockbuster new sequel. Yep, you guessed it: It&#39;s The War on the 4th of July&#8482;. Here we go again.......AGAIN]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:23:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9577</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486356</id>
  <comments>58</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486356&amp;l=http://www.denverpost.com/commented/ci_12741602%3Fsource%3Dcommented-]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Denver Post)" title="Denver Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/denverpost2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Cop arrested for beating his wife, even though it was in the contract]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Cop arrested for beating his wife, even though it was in the contract]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:19:34 EDT</date>
  <clicks>8145</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485831</id>
  <comments>94</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485831&amp;l=http://consumerist.com/5306170/top-10-ironic-ads-from-history]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Consumerist)" title="The Consumerist" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/consumerist.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Top 10 Ironic Ads From History&#34;, including such classics as Bayer Heroin and Dutch Boy lead paint]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Top 10 Ironic Ads From History&#34;, including such classics as Bayer Heroin and Dutch Boy lead paint]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:16:25 EDT</date>
  <clicks>29226</clicks>
</link>
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  <id>4485863</id>
  <comments>58</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485863&amp;l=http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-5phone070209-cn,0,3952707.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Morning Call)" title="The Morning Call" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/mcall.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Police said man made obscene calls to deaf for fun of it]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Police said man made obscene calls to deaf for fun of it]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:03:29 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2768</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4486190</id>
  <comments>80</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4486190&amp;l=http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/gwinnett/stories/2009/07/02/taser_waffle_house.html%3Fcxntlid%3Dhomepage_tab_newstab]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AJC)" title="AJC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/ajc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Officer tasers Waffle House employee because it&#39;s fun to taser Waffle House employees]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Officer tasers Waffle House employee because it&#39;s fun to taser Waffle House employees]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:47:31 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5141</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485323</id>
  <comments>151</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485323&amp;l=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0702091fergus1.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Smoking Gun)" title="The Smoking Gun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/thesmokinggun.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;She appeared to be bouncing up and down on the driver&#39;s lap in a very vigorous motion,&#34; police reported. With photo goodness]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;She appeared to be bouncing up and down on the driver&#39;s lap in a very vigorous motion,&#34; police reported. With photo goodness]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:52:39 EDT</date>
  <clicks>49084</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485240</id>
  <comments>695</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485240&amp;l=http://politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2009/jul/01/obamas-birth-certificate-final-chapter-time-we-mea/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Politifact)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Back on June 27, 2008, PolitiFact published a story we hoped would put the whole Obama birth certificate controversy to rest. Oh, how naive we were.&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Back on June 27, 2008, PolitiFact published a story we hoped would put the whole Obama birth certificate controversy to rest. Oh, how naive we were.&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:24:29 EDT</date>
  <clicks>17890</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485740</id>
  <comments>25</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485740&amp;l=http://www.news4jax.com/news/19916450/detail.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (New4Jax)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man attacks realtor with hammer. Good Samaritan returns fire with paperweight. If only there was a tag to tell where this happened]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man attacks realtor with hammer. Good Samaritan returns fire with paperweight. If only there was a tag to tell where this happened]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:14:03 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2371</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485583</id>
  <comments>80</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485583&amp;l=http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2283381/posts]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Free Republic)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. At least the sex-to-stabbing ratio is still greater than 1]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. At least the sex-to-stabbing ratio is still greater than 1]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:09:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7796</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485328</id>
  <comments>195</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485328&amp;l=http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/7/2/749141/-Student-loan-debt-bars-new-lawyer!]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Kos)" title="Daily Kos" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/dailykos.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man passes the bar exam on his 4th try. Bar examiners deny him a license because he hasn&#39;t made a single payment on his $400,000 student loans in 26 years]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man passes the bar exam on his 4th try. Bar examiners deny him a license because he hasn&#39;t made a single payment on his $400,000 student loans in 26 years]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:08:40 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7829</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485301</id>
  <comments>319</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485301&amp;l=http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/07/the_sorry_state_of_the_public.php]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (ScienceBlogs)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  New poll shows that Americans have as higher level of understanding of evolution than any other country in the world]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  New poll shows that Americans have as higher level of understanding of evolution than any other country in the world]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:52:33 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5132</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485648</id>
  <comments>149</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485648&amp;l=http://www.boston.com/news/weather/gallery/070209_ark/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Globe)" title="Boston Globe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  For those in the Northeast who read Fark: How to build an ark]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  For those in the Northeast who read Fark: How to build an ark]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:51:53 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9560</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485374</id>
  <comments>68</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485374&amp;l=http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/jul/02/fort-pierce-man-chases-girlfriend-machete-charged-/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(TC Palm)" title="TC Palm" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/tcpalm.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Although chasing your girlfriend around with a machete while drinking a cold Keystone Ice may seem perfectly reasonable to you, it&#39;s still against the law. Even in Florida]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Although chasing your girlfriend around with a machete while drinking a cold Keystone Ice may seem perfectly reasonable to you, it&#39;s still against the law. Even in Florida]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:28:43 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2617</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485770</id>
  <comments>107</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485770&amp;l=http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/07/02/world/worldwatch/entry5129152.shtml]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CBS News)" title="CBS News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/cbs.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Who shot Neda? Iran says doctor on the scene saw who did it, Interpol is seeking him. Interpol: &#34;We&#39;re doing what?&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Who shot Neda? Iran says doctor on the scene saw who did it, Interpol is seeking him. Interpol: &#34;We&#39;re doing what?&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:27:04 EDT</date>
  <clicks>8403</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485445</id>
  <comments>495</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485445&amp;l=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31452178/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(MSNBC)" title="MSNBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/msnbc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  I cheated on my husband and destroyed my marriage. Obviously the problem is that I didn&#39;t have enough husbands, and a community of women to communally care for my children]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  I cheated on my husband and destroyed my marriage. Obviously the problem is that I didn&#39;t have enough husbands, and a community of women to communally care for my children]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:24:45 EDT</date>
  <clicks>24290</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485480</id>
  <comments>441</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485480&amp;l=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31664340/ns/us_news-faith/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(MSNBC)" title="MSNBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/msnbc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Since 1975, 274 children have died in this country because their parents thought prayer, not medicine, would cure them. God bless America]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Since 1975, 274 children have died in this country because their parents thought prayer, not medicine, would cure them. God bless America]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:20:48 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6234</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485562</id>
  <comments>59</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485562&amp;l=http://www.poynter.org/column.asp%3Fid%3D45%26aid%3D166130]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The evil Rupert Murdoch claims he&#39;s not interested in buying The New York Times, but we know better than than, don&#39;t we?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The evil Rupert Murdoch claims he&#39;s not interested in buying The New York Times, but we know better than than, don&#39;t we?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:12:49 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1253</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485303</id>
  <comments>38</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485303&amp;l=http://www.wbbm780.com/United-computer-problems-hamper-holiday-travel/4724382]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(WBBM)" title="WBBM" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/wbbm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you always wanted to spend your Fourth of July holiday at O&#39;Hare Airport, you&#39;re in luck if you&#39;re flying United today]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you always wanted to spend your Fourth of July holiday at O&#39;Hare Airport, you&#39;re in luck if you&#39;re flying United today]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:02:34 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6315</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485675</id>
  <comments>49</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485675&amp;l=http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_details/article/678/2009/july/01/nj-man-admits-to-15th-dwi.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Bennie)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  New Jersey man sees Wisconsin man&#39;s nine DUIs, raises him six more]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  New Jersey man sees Wisconsin man&#39;s nine DUIs, raises him six more]]></description>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CBC)" title="CBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/cbc.ca.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  CFL receiver in trouble after celebrating touchdown by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson. &#34;I made the mistake of telling him that once he got to the end zone I didn&#39;t care what he did,&#34; says coach]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  CFL receiver in trouble after celebrating touchdown by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson. &#34;I made the mistake of telling him that once he got to the end zone I didn&#39;t care what he did,&#34; says coach]]></description>
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  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:28:54 EDT</date>
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  <comments>93</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Wall Street Journal)" title="Wall Street Journal" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2005/links/wsj.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Ten people banned from visiting the UK, including Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, and some Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Ten people banned from visiting the UK, including Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, and some Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys]]></description>
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  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:56:42 EDT</date>
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  <comments>36</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Wall Street Journal)" title="Wall Street Journal" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2005/links/wsj.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop these big brims]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop these big brims]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:33:21 EDT</date>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485159&amp;l=http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2009/07/02/strip_club_shooting.html%3Fcxntlid%3Dhomepage_tab_newstab]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AJC)" title="AJC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/ajc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Strip club shooting suspect arrested in Atlanta, tries to post bail with ones]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Strip club shooting suspect arrested in Atlanta, tries to post bail with ones]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:27:54 EDT</date>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  In case you were wondering, a Porta John tipping is a news worthy event in Central Pennsylvaina]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  In case you were wondering, a Porta John tipping is a news worthy event in Central Pennsylvaina]]></description>
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  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:55:14 EDT</date>
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  <id>4485114</id>
  <comments>370</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485114&amp;l=http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090702/ARTICLES/907021045/1002%3FTitle%3DFamily-s-pet-python-kills-2-year-old]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Gainesville Sun)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Father of toddler crushed to death by his eight-foot Burmese python described as &#34;a great dad&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Father of toddler crushed to death by his eight-foot Burmese python described as &#34;a great dad&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:53:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9898</clicks>
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  <id>4485155</id>
  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485155&amp;l=http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1649161,CST-NWS-fireworks02.article]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Chicago Sun-Times)" title="Chicago Sun-Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/chicagosuntimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you&#39;ve stolen over 5,000 pounds of commercial grade fireworks, the Chicago police would like to celebrate the 4th of July with you]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you&#39;ve stolen over 5,000 pounds of commercial grade fireworks, the Chicago police would like to celebrate the 4th of July with you]]></description>
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  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:40:52 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3608</clicks>
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  <id>4484950</id>
  <comments>868</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484950&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090701/sc_livescience/peopleunsureofbeliefsaremorecloseminded]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  People who are unsure of their own beliefs are less open minded. Suck it agnostics]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  People who are unsure of their own beliefs are less open minded. Suck it agnostics]]></description>
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  <clicks>8765</clicks>
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  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485080&amp;l=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31702240/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(MSNBC)" title="MSNBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/msnbc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Just in case you need another reason to be scared to go to the dentist]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Just in case you need another reason to be scared to go to the dentist]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:25:19 EDT</date>
  <clicks>21309</clicks>
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  <comments>132</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485051&amp;l=http://abcnews.go.com/International/story%3Fid%3D7984730%26page%3D1]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(ABC News)" title="ABC News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Flock of seagulls mourn after being hit by two short range missiles fired by North Korea today. Iran&#39;s so far away]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Flock of seagulls mourn after being hit by two short range missiles fired by North Korea today. Iran&#39;s so far away]]></description>
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  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:09:58 EDT</date>
  <clicks>11892</clicks>
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  <comments>235</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegram)" title="Telegram" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/telegram.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Massachusetts ups greed level by charging $25 fee to plead not guilty to traffic tickets]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Massachusetts ups greed level by charging $25 fee to plead not guilty to traffic tickets]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:01:30 EDT</date>
  <clicks>11654</clicks>
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  <id>4485001</id>
  <comments>220</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485001&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090702/ap_en_mu/us_michael_jackson_media_poll_3]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Poll: 64 percent say too much Jackson coverage. The other 36 percent says that it&#39;s nice to hear &#39;Billie Jean&#39; back on the radio]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Poll: 64 percent say too much Jackson coverage. The other 36 percent says that it&#39;s nice to hear &#39;Billie Jean&#39; back on the radio]]></description>
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  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:55:32 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1272</clicks>
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  <id>4484841</id>
  <comments>84</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484841&amp;l=http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/07/01/Major-heist-at-Canadian-mint-suspected/UPI-28741246494323/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(UPI)" title="UPI" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/upi.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Major heist thought to have occurred at Canadian mint, silly robbers no country south of the US has anything of value]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Major heist thought to have occurred at Canadian mint, silly robbers no country south of the US has anything of value]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:50:16 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4705</clicks>
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  <id>4484803</id>
  <comments>60</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484803&amp;l=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5itW64QhaqClSx7DzR4CL78Kxl8NgD99680LO0]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Google)" title="Google" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/google.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  India decriminalises consensual gay sex. Sex with eight armed elephant gods still illegal]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  India decriminalises consensual gay sex. Sex with eight armed elephant gods still illegal]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:49:10 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1825</clicks>
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  <id>4484845</id>
  <comments>216</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484845&amp;l=http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/07/02/prosecutor_says_abducted_hanover_girl_was_injected_with_cocaine/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Globe)" title="Boston Globe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  He likes his women like he likes his cheap whiskey: six years old and mixed with coke]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  He likes his women like he likes his cheap whiskey: six years old and mixed with coke]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:47:16 EDT</date>
  <clicks>18230</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484898</id>
  <comments>87</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484898&amp;l=http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_12738000]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Denver Post)" title="Denver Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/denverpost2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  45-year-old Colorado mother accused of having sex with 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals. Then it gets weird]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  45-year-old Colorado mother accused of having sex with 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals. Then it gets weird]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:34:34 EDT</date>
  <clicks>18528</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485157</id>
  <comments>229</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485157&amp;l=http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41591]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Aint-It-Cool-News)" title="Aint-It-Cool-News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/aicn.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Hollywood scrapes the bottom of the barrel and comes away with &#34;Asteroids: The Movie.&#34; PEW, PEW, PEW]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Hollywood scrapes the bottom of the barrel and comes away with &#34;Asteroids: The Movie.&#34; PEW, PEW, PEW]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:32:53 EDT</date>
  <clicks>10151</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4484863</id>
  <comments>61</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484863&amp;l=http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/maryland/070209_camp_helps_kids_learn_to_beat_stress]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(My Fox DC)" title="My Fox DC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/myfoxdc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Stress camp for kids helps the precious snowflakes deal with the pressures of not having to work, summer break, eating anything they want, going to the movies and wondering if Jimmy just likes her or if he likes her likes her]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Stress camp for kids helps the precious snowflakes deal with the pressures of not having to work, summer break, eating anything they want, going to the movies and wondering if Jimmy just likes her or if he likes her likes her]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:23:27 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2791</clicks>
</link>
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  <id>4484787</id>
  <comments>23</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484787&amp;l=http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/dc/070109_dna_helps_bring_cold_case_to_trial]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(My Fox DC)" title="My Fox DC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/myfoxdc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  After 26 years, DNA evidence finally gets man charged with murder in DC. Because the other evidence like the murder weapon, crime scene photos, hairs, fibers and 21 stab wounds to the back were lost during the original investigation]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  After 26 years, DNA evidence finally gets man charged with murder in DC. Because the other evidence like the murder weapon, crime scene photos, hairs, fibers and 21 stab wounds to the back were lost during the original investigation]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:17:09 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3629</clicks>
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  <id>4484923</id>
  <comments>81</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484923&amp;l=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/07/02/nkorea.missiles/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CNN)" title="CNN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/cnnb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  North Korea continues its assault on the Sea of Japan]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  North Korea continues its assault on the Sea of Japan]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:14:38 EDT</date>
  <clicks>10229</clicks>
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  <id>4484661</id>
  <comments>207</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484661&amp;l=http://cbs13.com/local/teacher.porn.dvd.2.1068250.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CBS Sacramento)" title="CBS Sacramento" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/kovr_77x27a.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re a 5th grade teacher, make sure you don&#39;t accidentally put your personal sex tape onto the DVD you&#39;re giving your students at the end of the year. (article includes said video)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re a 5th grade teacher, make sure you don&#39;t accidentally put your personal sex tape onto the DVD you&#39;re giving your students at the end of the year. (article includes said video)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:11:59 EDT</date>
  <clicks>38677</clicks>
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  <id>4484867</id>
  <comments>48</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484867&amp;l=http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/07/amber-alert-issued-for-plano-girl-3.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Chicago Tribune)" title="Chicago Tribune" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/chicagotribune.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Illinois police looking for hot, crazy brunette. Who isn&#39;t?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Illinois police looking for hot, crazy brunette. Who isn&#39;t?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:09:29 EDT</date>
  <clicks>13541</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4484934</id>
  <comments>70</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484934&amp;l=http://www.reuters.com/article/gc08/idUSTRE56034R20090702]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Reuters)" title="Reuters" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/reuters.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Now that the real protestors have been put down and the online protestors have gone back to their WoW raids, Iranian hardliners want Mousavi arrested for being a rabble raiser]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Now that the real protestors have been put down and the online protestors have gone back to their WoW raids, Iranian hardliners want Mousavi arrested for being a rabble raiser]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:06:40 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1759</clicks>
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  <id>4485091</id>
  <comments>48</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485091&amp;l=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/2513096/Mexican-wrestling-midget-brothers-found-dead-after-hooker-romp.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Sun)" title="The Sun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/thesun.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Wrestling midget brothers found dead after hooker romp. The Sun is there. Hero tag cuz that&#39;s how we all want to go out]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Wrestling midget brothers found dead after hooker romp. The Sun is there. Hero tag cuz that&#39;s how we all want to go out]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:05:13 EDT</date>
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  <id>4485087</id>
  <comments>241</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485087&amp;l=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31699641/ns/entertainment-television/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(MSNBC)" title="MSNBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/msnbc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Sen. Franken may be spoofed on SNL, a show he use to be on, were he spoofed a senator once on a committee he may actually serve on (saved you six paragraphs of reading there)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Sen. Franken may be spoofed on SNL, a show he use to be on, were he spoofed a senator once on a committee he may actually serve on (saved you six paragraphs of reading there)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:52:09 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2598</clicks>
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  <id>4484858</id>
  <comments>41</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484858&amp;l=http://www.centredaily.com/news/world/story/1378037.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Vietnam sees alarming rise in boy births vs girls. You&#39;d be alarmed too if you saw a boy giving birth]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Vietnam sees alarming rise in boy births vs girls. You&#39;d be alarmed too if you saw a boy giving birth]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:47:24 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2138</clicks>
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  <id>4484865</id>
  <comments>150</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484865&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5718984/Staff-strip-naked-to-improve-morale.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Is your office dull and boring? Are you suffering from a lack of employee morale? What you need is a &#34;naked Friday&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Is your office dull and boring? Are you suffering from a lack of employee morale? What you need is a &#34;naked Friday&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:46:28 EDT</date>
  <clicks>12296</clicks>
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  <id>4485089</id>
  <comments>270</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485089&amp;l=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/01/AR2009070103020.html%3Fnav%3Drss_opinion/columns]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Washington Post)" title="Washington Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/washingtonpost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  John &#34;The &#39;Stache&#34; Bolton: Israel, it&#39;s time for you to do what you do best against Iran]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  John &#34;The &#39;Stache&#34; Bolton: Israel, it&#39;s time for you to do what you do best against Iran]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:45:10 EDT</date>
  <clicks>9493</clicks>
</link>
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  <id>4485160</id>
  <comments>45</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485160&amp;l=http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0709/24441.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Politico)" title="Politico" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/politico.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Washington Post selling access to DC power elite, reporters for as much as $250,000; gets scolded by lobbybist for dubious ethics]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Washington Post selling access to DC power elite, reporters for as much as $250,000; gets scolded by lobbybist for dubious ethics]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Ironic" title="Ironic" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/ironic.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:35:54 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2299</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4485010</id>
  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485010&amp;l=http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20090702pike_workers_cruise_toll_free_critics_lambaste_special_transponders/srvc%3Dhome%26position%3D0]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Herald)" title="Boston Herald" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/boston.herald.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The Boston Herald is outraged that Massachusetts turnpike workers don&#39;t have to pay tolls on their way into work. The paper&#39;s next target: freeloading baseball hot dog vendors]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The Boston Herald is outraged that Massachusetts turnpike workers don&#39;t have to pay tolls on their way into work. The paper&#39;s next target: freeloading baseball hot dog vendors]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:35:37 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1977</clicks>
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  <id>4484825</id>
  <comments>47</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484825&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5716461/Miracle-escape-for-man-hit-by-100mph-train.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man hit by train at 100mph, survives: &#34;I&#39;m not a hero, I&#39;m an idiot.&#34; QFT]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man hit by train at 100mph, survives: &#34;I&#39;m not a hero, I&#39;m an idiot.&#34; QFT]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:30:14 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7421</clicks>
</link>
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  <id>4485068</id>
  <comments>41</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485068&amp;l=http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi%3Fpage%3Dgr%26GRid%3D10150]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Findagrave.com)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Allah might have had 72 virgins waiting for Ayatollah Khomeini, but apparently he was a bit short on green chandeliers. With photo ostentatiousness]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Allah might have had 72 virgins waiting for Ayatollah Khomeini, but apparently he was a bit short on green chandeliers. With photo ostentatiousness]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:15:59 EDT</date>
  <clicks>17188</clicks>
</link>
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  <id>4484969</id>
  <comments>86</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484969&amp;l=http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/housing/2009-07-01-govnt-foreclosures_N.htm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(USA Today)" title="USA Today" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/usatoday.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Obama expands assistance to poor decision makers]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Obama expands assistance to poor decision makers]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:14:22 EDT</date>
  <clicks>10173</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4485165</id>
  <comments>91</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4485165&amp;l=http://www.doublex.com/section/arts/my-life-g-string-round-stripper-memoirs%3Ffark]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Slate)" title="Slate" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/slate.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Want to strip then write a book? Here are common themes: You&#39;re someone we&#39;d least suspect. But stripping feels strangely natural. And you&#39;re not like the ones doing it for meth]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Want to strip then write a book? Here are common themes: You&#39;re someone we&#39;d least suspect. But stripping feels strangely natural. And you&#39;re not like the ones doing it for meth]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:12:58 EDT</date>
  <clicks>14831</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484965</id>
  <comments>153</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484965&amp;l=http://www.11alive.com/news/local/story.aspx%3Fstoryid%3D132021%26catid%3D40]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(11 Alive)" title="11 Alive" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/11alive.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Some may think that forwarding a child porn to your friends for the purpose of identifying the molester is good idea, but the authorities disagree]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Some may think that forwarding a child porn to your friends for the purpose of identifying the molester is good idea, but the authorities disagree]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sick" title="Sick" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sick.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:10:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>6830</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484734</id>
  <comments>89</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484734&amp;l=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html%3FMan_with_two_penises_removes_one%26in_article_id%3D695697%26in_page_id%3D2]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Metro)" title="Metro" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/metro.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  You know your boyfriend really loves you when he&#39;s willing to cut off one of his penises for you. Wait, what?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You know your boyfriend really loves you when he&#39;s willing to cut off one of his penises for you. Wait, what?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:04:03 EDT</date>
  <clicks>15565</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484778</id>
  <comments>32</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484778&amp;l=http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/virginia/070109_driving_penalties_keep_kids_in_school]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(My Fox DC)" title="My Fox DC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/myfoxdc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  OK kids, we&#39;re only gonna give you 5 chances to screw up before we take your license from you. No, wait, 10 chances, and that&#39;s it]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  OK kids, we&#39;re only gonna give you 5 chances to screw up before we take your license from you. No, wait, 10 chances, and that&#39;s it]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:51:06 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5240</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484624</id>
  <comments>15</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484624&amp;l=http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2009/jul/01/bicycle-left-bremerton-ferry-prompts-search/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Once again a massive search is launched after someone leaves a bike/car on a Seattle ferry]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Once again a massive search is launched after someone leaves a bike/car on a Seattle ferry]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:50:56 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2510</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4484846</id>
  <comments>45</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484846&amp;l=http://www.madison.com/wsj/mad/latest/456961]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Madison.com)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man gets charged with 9th DUI while serving time for 8th DUI, gets crowned king of Wisconsin]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man gets charged with 9th DUI while serving time for 8th DUI, gets crowned king of Wisconsin]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:50:17 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3955</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484808</id>
  <comments>110</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484808&amp;l=http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/national/Texas_Police_Taser_Pastor_Helping_Driver_in_Traffic_Stop_17304254]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(My Fox DC)" title="My Fox DC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/myfoxdc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Most traffic infractions end with a ticket, a fine, and a court date. Others end with a priest being tasered, 40 parishioners being pepper sprayed, and the door of the church being kicked in. The holy trinity of Texas law enforcement]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Most traffic infractions end with a ticket, a fine, and a court date. Others end with a priest being tasered, 40 parishioners being pepper sprayed, and the door of the church being kicked in. The holy trinity of Texas law enforcement]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:48:12 EDT</date>
  <clicks>8113</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484964</id>
  <comments>14</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484964&amp;l=http://www.usatoday.com/tech/2009-07-01-ads-online-privacy_N.htm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(USA Today)" title="USA Today" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/usatoday.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Online advertisers adopt seven core principles designed to give you more control over enhancing your penis size]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Online advertisers adopt seven core principles designed to give you more control over enhancing your penis size]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:46:20 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4462</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484765</id>
  <comments>50</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484765&amp;l=http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090702-20335.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Local (Germany))" title="The Local (Germany)" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/thelocalgermany.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Cemetery authorities: Famous prostitute&#39;s gravestone &#39;too slutty&#39;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Cemetery authorities: Famous prostitute&#39;s gravestone &#39;too slutty&#39;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:41:05 EDT</date>
  <clicks>20306</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484564</id>
  <comments>20</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484564&amp;l=http://blogs.chicagoreader.com/politics/2009/07/01/alderman-burke-brings-out-dead/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Chicago Reader)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  It costs $900 to haul a dead body to the morgue in Chicago - not including cab fare to the voting booth]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  It costs $900 to haul a dead body to the morgue in Chicago - not including cab fare to the voting booth]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:35:53 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2058</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484831</id>
  <comments>147</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484831&amp;l=http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE5610Y520090702%3Fsp%3Dtrue]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Reuters)" title="Reuters" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/reuters.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Movie studios fail to realize that all you have to do to market to hipsters is tell them the movie sucked]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Movie studios fail to realize that all you have to do to market to hipsters is tell them the movie sucked]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:33:15 EDT</date>
  <clicks>12076</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484869</id>
  <comments>38</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484869&amp;l=http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2009/07/01/collapse_why_engineers.html%3Fcxntlid%3Dhomepage_tab_newstab]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AJC)" title="AJC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/ajc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Parking deck collapse is a puzzle for engineers, pile of rubble and crushed cars for everone else]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Parking deck collapse is a puzzle for engineers, pile of rubble and crushed cars for everone else]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:19:30 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3192</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484589</id>
  <comments>89</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484589&amp;l=http://www.cantonrep.com/news/x135734372/Cruiser-video-shows-Perry-police-chief-getting-kisses-massage-from-female-officer]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  She tugs at his shirt sleeve with her teeth. He caresses her right cheek. She kisses his neck repeatedly. If it just wasn&#39;t for the dash cam he wouldn&#39;t have had to abruptly resign as Chief of Police (w/you&#39;d hit it video)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  She tugs at his shirt sleeve with her teeth. He caresses her right cheek. She kisses his neck repeatedly. If it just wasn&#39;t for the dash cam he wouldn&#39;t have had to abruptly resign as Chief of Police (w/you&#39;d hit it video)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:18:54 EDT</date>
  <clicks>27061</clicks>
</link>
 <link>
  <id>4484627</id>
  <comments>12</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484627&amp;l=http://mdn.mainichi.jp/mdnnews/national/news/20090701p2a00m0na002000c.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(MDN)" title="MDN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/mainichi.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  National Rhinoceros Beetle Sumo Championship ends in chaos as finalist flees, earns instant DQ]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  National Rhinoceros Beetle Sumo Championship ends in chaos as finalist flees, earns instant DQ]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:15:59 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2158</clicks>
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  <id>4484814</id>
  <comments>22</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484814&amp;l=http://www.mercurynews.com/columns/ci_12733685%3Fnclick_check%3D1]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Mercury News)" title="Mercury News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2004/links/mercurynews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Ric Romero reports: pets and fireworks don&#39;t always mix]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Ric Romero reports: pets and fireworks don&#39;t always mix]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:14:12 EDT</date>
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  <id>4484539</id>
  <comments>25</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484539&amp;l=http://www.wate.com/global/story.asp%3Fs%3D10628232]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (WATE-TV)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Having a name suited only for Tennessee, former UT backup quarterback Jim Bob Cooter arrested]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Having a name suited only for Tennessee, former UT backup quarterback Jim Bob Cooter arrested]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:09:53 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2269</clicks>
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  <id>4484610</id>
  <comments>17</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484610&amp;l=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529801,00.html%3Floomia_ow%3Dt0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.186579:b26179416:z0]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Fox News)" title="Fox News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/FXN_77x27_1.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  62 sex offenders mistakenly let loose in Michigan.Police return them to prison, then release some again. It&#39;s an odd catch and release program, but Michigan seems to be enjoying it]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  62 sex offenders mistakenly let loose in Michigan.Police return them to prison, then release some again. It&#39;s an odd catch and release program, but Michigan seems to be enjoying it]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:08:55 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1851</clicks>
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  <id>4484388</id>
  <comments>120</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484388&amp;l=http://franklinavenue.blogspot.com/2009/06/casey-kasem-stops-countin-them-down.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Franklin Avenue)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Casey Kasem&#39;s &#34;American Top 20&#34; goes the way of a little dog named Snuggles]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Casey Kasem&#39;s &#34;American Top 20&#34; goes the way of a little dog named Snuggles]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:04:49 EDT</date>
  <clicks>15303</clicks>
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  <id>4484972</id>
  <comments>88</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484972&amp;l=http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2009/07/01/health-canadian-aids-hiv-vaccine-kang.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CBC)" title="CBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/cbc.ca.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Possible AIDS vaccine to enter human trials, needlessly tempting high risk demographics away from their abstinence pledges]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Possible AIDS vaccine to enter human trials, needlessly tempting high risk demographics away from their abstinence pledges]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:02:23 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5076</clicks>
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  <id>4484967</id>
  <comments>243</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484967&amp;l=http://fe18.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com/news/story/maple/us/afp/20090702/hl_afp/healthfooddietaustraliavietnam_20090702103326]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Scientists prove that vegetarians have weaker bones. Suck it brittle bones]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Scientists prove that vegetarians have weaker bones. Suck it brittle bones]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:57:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>5509</clicks>
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  <id>4484871</id>
  <comments>47</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484871&amp;l=http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/peachtree/stories/2009/07/01/peachtree_winner_pushes_wafflehouse.html%3Fcxntlid%3Dhomepage_tab_newstab]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AJC)" title="AJC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/ajc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Five time marathon winner touts the benefits of a Waffle House breakfast, says it will certainly give you the runs]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Five time marathon winner touts the benefits of a Waffle House breakfast, says it will certainly give you the runs]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:51:33 EDT</date>
  <clicks>2085</clicks>
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  <id>4484848</id>
  <comments>92</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484848&amp;l=http://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-eu-odd-switzerland-tv-on-fire,0,2309204.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Morning Call)" title="The Morning Call" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/mcall.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Woman calls fire department because her TV is on fire. Firefighters quickly save the day when they discover it was tuned to a broadcast of a fireplace]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Woman calls fire department because her TV is on fire. Firefighters quickly save the day when they discover it was tuned to a broadcast of a fireplace]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:43:18 EDT</date>
  <clicks>7940</clicks>
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  <id>4484975</id>
  <comments>116</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484975&amp;l=http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2009-07-01-vampire-rules_N.htm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(USA Today)" title="USA Today" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/usatoday.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  USA Today publishes a helpful guide highlighting the major differences between the three vampire worlds]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  USA Today publishes a helpful guide highlighting the major differences between the three vampire worlds]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:41:24 EDT</date>
  <clicks>11135</clicks>
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  <id>4484914</id>
  <comments>34</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484914&amp;l=http://www.startribune.com/sports/wolves/49686692.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Minneapolis Star Tribune)" title="Minneapolis Star Tribune" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/startribune.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Iran crushed by the United States. Suspiciously, no Twitter coverage of the deadly-accurate U.S. shooting]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Iran crushed by the United States. Suspiciously, no Twitter coverage of the deadly-accurate U.S. shooting]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:37:37 EDT</date>
  <clicks>17379</clicks>
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  <id>4484862</id>
  <comments>104</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484862&amp;l=http://news14.com/Default.aspx%3FArID%3D611427]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (News 14 Carolina)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Investigative journalism gets to the bottom of the most horrible thing you will ever see with your own eyes]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Investigative journalism gets to the bottom of the most horrible thing you will ever see with your own eyes]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:28:27 EDT</date>
  <clicks>26334</clicks>
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  <id>4474686</id>
  <comments>32</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy on the ground)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop this guy on the ground]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this guy on the ground]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:28:21 EDT</date>
  <clicks>3711</clicks>
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  <id>4484296</id>
  <comments>41</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484296&amp;l=http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-sea-lion-captain,0,4140467.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Sea lion 1, cops not so much]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Sea lion 1, cops not so much]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:38:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>8067</clicks>
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  <id>4484290</id>
  <comments>86</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484290&amp;l=http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/florida/news-article.aspx%3Fstoryid%3D140786%26catid%3D4]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(First Coast News)" title="First Coast News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2005/links/firstcoastnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man bitten by snake in Florida. Come for the story, stay for the picture of a Rattlesnake attacking its own tail]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man bitten by snake in Florida. Come for the story, stay for the picture of a Rattlesnake attacking its own tail]]></description>
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  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:02:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>13909</clicks>
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  <id>4484288</id>
  <comments>53</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Denver Post)" title="Denver Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/denverpost2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The Great Sofa Round-up, where people traded 600 sofas last year, has been cancelled this year due to fear of bedbugs by officials. &#34;The Department of Public Health says it has no bedbug reports this year.&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The Great Sofa Round-up, where people traded 600 sofas last year, has been cancelled this year due to fear of bedbugs by officials. &#34;The Department of Public Health says it has no bedbug reports this year.&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:43:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1920</clicks>
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  <id>4484134</id>
  <comments>28</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Chick)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Apparently Tuesday was &#34;Bring Your Granddaughter to a Drug Deal&#34; day]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Apparently Tuesday was &#34;Bring Your Granddaughter to a Drug Deal&#34; day]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:20:48 EDT</date>
  <clicks>4835</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4484205</id>
  <comments>184</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484205&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/8129782.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Sequel to American classic &#34;Catcher in the Rye&#34; banned, possibly for steroid use]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Sequel to American classic &#34;Catcher in the Rye&#34; banned, possibly for steroid use]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:03:51 EDT</date>
  <clicks>10197</clicks>
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 <link>
  <id>4484120</id>
  <comments>117</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4484120&amp;l=http://www.farktography.net/index.php%3Fmodule%3DftControl%26func%3Ddisplay%26type%3Duser%26contestID%3D218]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Farktography)" title="Farktography" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/farktography.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Theme of Farktography Contest No. 217: &#34;In Memoriam: Thar Be Dragons&#34; Details and rules in first post. LGT next week&#39;s theme]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Theme of Farktography Contest No. 217: &#34;In Memoriam: Thar Be Dragons&#34; Details and rules in first post. LGT next week&#39;s theme]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Farktography" title="Farktography" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/farktography.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:01:00 EDT</date>
  <clicks>1244</clicks>
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