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  <id>4789021</id>
  <comments>60</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4789021&amp;l=http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gIrsrR0MC9EOlhFJeZcHlvGpHaFg]]></link>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  If you are receiving monthly insurance checks because you have claimed you are too depressed to work, it would be wise not to post pictures of yourself smiling in a bikini on the beach on Facebook]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you are receiving monthly insurance checks because you have claimed you are too depressed to work, it would be wise not to post pictures of yourself smiling in a bikini on the beach on Facebook]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:06:57 EST</date>
  <clicks>1438</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4788987</id>
  <comments>47</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788987&amp;l=http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/1109/680610.html%3Fref%3Dtw]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (ABC27)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Radiation leak reported at Three Mile Island nuclear plant, no danger to public reported. No, this is not a repeat from 1979]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Radiation leak reported at Three Mile Island nuclear plant, no danger to public reported. No, this is not a repeat from 1979]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:34:27 EST</date>
  <clicks>1032</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788963</id>
  <comments>22</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788963&amp;l=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,576186,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Fox News)" title="Fox News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/FXN_77x27_1.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Fun-loving San Francisco cable car decides to give passengers an impromptu reminder of Newton&#39;s First Law of Motion]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Fun-loving San Francisco cable car decides to give passengers an impromptu reminder of Newton&#39;s First Law of Motion]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:25:57 EST</date>
  <clicks>2860</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4773323</id>
  <comments>28</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4773323&amp;l=http://www.markshannon.com/PSFoulShot.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop this flagrant foul]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this flagrant foul]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:03:57 EST</date>
  <clicks>1301</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788939</id>
  <comments>50</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788939&amp;l=http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16/7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  From The Article: He confessed saying he had snapped when he saw her shock at finding him masturbating while pulling on a scarf tied tight around his neck]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  From The Article: He confessed saying he had snapped when he saw her shock at finding him masturbating while pulling on a scarf tied tight around his neck]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:49:56 EST</date>
  <clicks>2609</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788812</id>
  <comments>105</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788812&amp;l=http://www.news1130.com/more.jsp%3Fcontent%3D20091121_094227_4984]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (News 1130)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  You&#39;ve shot yourself in the foot. Do you a) go to the hospital, b) call an ambulance, or c) try to handle it yourself, and die from loss of blood/shock?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You&#39;ve shot yourself in the foot. Do you a) go to the hospital, b) call an ambulance, or c) try to handle it yourself, and die from loss of blood/shock?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:31:19 EST</date>
  <clicks>4016</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788614</id>
  <comments>100</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788614&amp;l=http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2009/nov/20/assailants-beat-shopper-take-bread/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Sign On San Diego)" title="Sign On San Diego" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2004/links/signonsandiego.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man attacked by assailants intent on stealing loaf of bread. It&#39;s a wonder he survived]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man attacked by assailants intent on stealing loaf of bread. It&#39;s a wonder he survived]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:53:16 EST</date>
  <clicks>1467</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788659</id>
  <comments>39</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788659&amp;l=http://www.telegram.com/article/20091121/NEWS/911210343/1101]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegram)" title="Telegram" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/telegram.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Progress: Story about cat stuck on top of utility pole has video. Fail: three minutes of cat&#39;s owner saying how smart her cat is, zero minutes of rescue. Adapt or die, newspapers]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Progress: Story about cat stuck on top of utility pole has video. Fail: three minutes of cat&#39;s owner saying how smart her cat is, zero minutes of rescue. Adapt or die, newspapers]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:32:35 EST</date>
  <clicks>1696</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4772828</id>
  <comments>63</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4772828&amp;l=http://www.rit.edu/news/lib/views/public/images/photoarchive/2009-11-12.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop this room under construction]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this room under construction]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:00:57 EST</date>
  <clicks>3074</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788383</id>
  <comments>1468</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788383&amp;l=http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/11/21/senate.health.bill.expect/index.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CNN)" title="CNN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/cnnb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Fili-busted]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Fili-busted]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="News" title="News" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/news.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:15:49 EST</date>
  <clicks>40678</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788269</id>
  <comments>180</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788269&amp;l=http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_652422.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Tribune-Review)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Pittsburgh plans to tax college students, wants them to pay fair share]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Pittsburgh plans to tax college students, wants them to pay fair share]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:24:33 EST</date>
  <clicks>10529</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788246</id>
  <comments>91</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788246&amp;l=http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2010321508_genetic21.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Seattle Times)" title="Seattle Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/seattletimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Genetics anti-bias law takes effect today, forcing insurance companies, employers to use outward appearance to discriminate against you]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Genetics anti-bias law takes effect today, forcing insurance companies, employers to use outward appearance to discriminate against you]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:11:30 EST</date>
  <clicks>5515</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788248</id>
  <comments>63</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788248&amp;l=http://content.usatoday.net/dist/custom/gci/InsidePage.aspx%3FcId%3Dapp%26sParam%3D36836484.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some slow moving Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  It&#39;s a boy: Zoo tortoise reveals mistaken identity after 50 years, so the zoo renamed the tortoise Terry formally known as Mary]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  It&#39;s a boy: Zoo tortoise reveals mistaken identity after 50 years, so the zoo renamed the tortoise Terry formally known as Mary]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:55:31 EST</date>
  <clicks>2705</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787891</id>
  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787891&amp;l=http://www.ocala.com/article/20091121/ARTICLES/911211012/1402/NEWS]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Like some Farkers&#39; dream girls, this suspect had nice melons and 800 pounds of pot. Unfortunately, that&#39;s where the similarities end]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Like some Farkers&#39; dream girls, this suspect had nice melons and 800 pounds of pot. Unfortunately, that&#39;s where the similarities end]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:28:18 EST</date>
  <clicks>10715</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788252</id>
  <comments>95</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788252&amp;l=http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-and-world/la-na-chocolate-milk21-2009nov21,0,7977139.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  When schools remove chocolate milk from the cafeteria they are simultanously bombarded with student protests and expensive dairy industry media campaigns]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  When schools remove chocolate milk from the cafeteria they are simultanously bombarded with student protests and expensive dairy industry media campaigns]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:59:32 EST</date>
  <clicks>4017</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787870</id>
  <comments>177</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787870&amp;l=http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1939884,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Time)" title="Time" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/time.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Funny, subby&#39;s cold-as-a-fish ex-wife is also named Wendy. I hope this doesn&#39;t get greenlit]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Funny, subby&#39;s cold-as-a-fish ex-wife is also named Wendy. I hope this doesn&#39;t get greenlit]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:33:15 EST</date>
  <clicks>22157</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787978</id>
  <comments>110</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787978&amp;l=http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/4752698._Anti_bomb_cops_blew_up_my_car_/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Oxford Mail Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not news: dark-skinned man illegally parks car in London. Still not news: it&#39;s a riced-out Honda. Fark: cops blow it up as a terrorist threat]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not news: dark-skinned man illegally parks car in London. Still not news: it&#39;s a riced-out Honda. Fark: cops blow it up as a terrorist threat]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:19:24 EST</date>
  <clicks>10153</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787914</id>
  <comments>68</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787914&amp;l=http://www.telegram.com/article/20091121/NEWS/911210345/1116/NEWSREWIND]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegram)" title="Telegram" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/telegram.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not-Christmas not-tree decorated with not-lights will sit on city common this generic holiday season]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not-Christmas not-tree decorated with not-lights will sit on city common this generic holiday season]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:16:20 EST</date>
  <clicks>3371</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788051</id>
  <comments>39</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788051&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5965421/Paddy-art-farmers-create-colourful-rice-murals-in-Japan.html%3Fimage%3D3]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Rice paddy art. Sure it&#39;s a slide show, but if they can plan and plant this and erect a tower to view it from, surely you can manage to move your mouse]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Rice paddy art. Sure it&#39;s a slide show, but if they can plan and plant this and erect a tower to view it from, surely you can manage to move your mouse]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:49:25 EST</date>
  <clicks>11650</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787910</id>
  <comments>151</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787910&amp;l=http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/obese-students-may-be-barred-from-degree/tough-love/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  University bars 30+ students from graduating due to their obesity. This headline would have been funnier, but I&#39;m busy trying to explain to my parents why I won&#39;t be getting my degree in Communications]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  University bars 30+ students from graduating due to their obesity. This headline would have been funnier, but I&#39;m busy trying to explain to my parents why I won&#39;t be getting my degree in Communications]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:18:19 EST</date>
  <clicks>16108</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787901</id>
  <comments>55</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787901&amp;l=http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/11/20/iraq.school.blind/index.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CNN)" title="CNN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/cnnb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  School for the blind in Baghdad gets aid shipment. I SAID SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND IN BAGHDAD GETS AID SHIPMENT]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  School for the blind in Baghdad gets aid shipment. I SAID SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND IN BAGHDAD GETS AID SHIPMENT]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sappy" title="Sappy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sappy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:15:19 EST</date>
  <clicks>1642</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787827</id>
  <comments>138</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787827&amp;l=http://www.upi.com/Top_News/International/2009/11/21/Mutated-H1N1-detected-in-Norway/UPI-93981258788441/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(UPI)" title="UPI" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/upi.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Okay, NOW you can officially panic]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Okay, NOW you can officially panic]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:58:07 EST</date>
  <clicks>38041</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4788069</id>
  <comments>93</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4788069&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1229632/The-great-fools-gold-rush-Ads-urging-sell-old-jewellery-cash-glittering-seem.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  People shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that ads urging you to sell old jewellery for cash may not be as glittering as they seem]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  People shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that ads urging you to sell old jewellery for cash may not be as glittering as they seem]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:28:27 EST</date>
  <clicks>10165</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4772767</id>
  <comments>33</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4772767&amp;l=http://www.fwystudios.com/files/skywalkers1.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop these airborne angry abstracts]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop these airborne angry abstracts]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:12:57 EST</date>
  <clicks>2489</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787854</id>
  <comments>211</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787854&amp;l=http://chattanoogapulse.com/newsfeatures/news-feature/state-guns-in-bars-law-overturned-by-nashville-judge/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (The Pulse)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  One would think that packing heat in a bar is a recipe for disaster. Sadly, it took one of those crazy &#34;activist judges&#34; to finally use some common sense]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  One would think that packing heat in a bar is a recipe for disaster. Sadly, it took one of those crazy &#34;activist judges&#34; to finally use some common sense]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:10:10 EST</date>
  <clicks>9388</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787671</id>
  <comments>26</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787671&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/6616592/Duke-of-Northumberland-faces-bizarre-challenge-to-his-title.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Duke of Northumberland, who owns Hogwarts, is not real Duke of Northumberland, alleges retired hockey player from New Zealand]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Duke of Northumberland, who owns Hogwarts, is not real Duke of Northumberland, alleges retired hockey player from New Zealand]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:49:09 EST</date>
  <clicks>5026</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787820</id>
  <comments>167</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787820&amp;l=http://fe17.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com/news/story/maple/en-US/pew/20091120/ts_pew/396collegeenrollmentatalltimehigh]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Nearly 40% of all Americans ages 18 to 24 were enrolled in college this year, ensuring us a future of very well educated fast food workers and Walmart clerks]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Nearly 40% of all Americans ages 18 to 24 were enrolled in college this year, ensuring us a future of very well educated fast food workers and Walmart clerks]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:03:06 EST</date>
  <clicks>3484</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787714</id>
  <comments>27</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787714&amp;l=http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx%3Fid%3D169728]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Reading Eagle)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you stole someone&#39;s five-foot good luck distelfink, the Pennsylvania Dutch would like to speak to you, and remind you that stealing good luck symbols is bad luck]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you stole someone&#39;s five-foot good luck distelfink, the Pennsylvania Dutch would like to speak to you, and remind you that stealing good luck symbols is bad luck]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:40:13 EST</date>
  <clicks>2502</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787841</id>
  <comments>191</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787841&amp;l=http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/victorias-secret-models-marisa-miller-selita-ebanks-dish/story%3Fid%3D9138855]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(ABC News)" title="ABC News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Semi-nude Victoria&#39;s Secret fashion models reveal untold talents and you&#39;ve already clicked the link, haven&#39;t you? Have I told you about my mother lately? No, she&#39;s doing fine, just making cheesecake and some muffins this morning]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Semi-nude Victoria&#39;s Secret fashion models reveal untold talents and you&#39;ve already clicked the link, haven&#39;t you? Have I told you about my mother lately? No, she&#39;s doing fine, just making cheesecake and some muffins this morning]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:01:08 EST</date>
  <clicks>26593</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787754</id>
  <comments>35</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787754&amp;l=http://www.ohio.com/news/70663697.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Ohio.com)" title="Ohio.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/ohiocom.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If police are kind enough to place your bank robbery note in front of you, you might as well eat it. Claim is was bad poetry later (with dashcam munching video)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If police are kind enough to place your bank robbery note in front of you, you might as well eat it. Claim is was bad poetry later (with dashcam munching video)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:00:14 EST</date>
  <clicks>6002</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787706</id>
  <comments>65</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787706&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229760/Its-Barbie-burka-World-famous-doll-gets-makeover-hammer-50th-anniversary.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Burka Barbie]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Burka Barbie]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:53:11 EST</date>
  <clicks>12981</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787682</id>
  <comments>36</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787682&amp;l=http://newsminer.com/pages/full_story/push%3Farticle--Dear%2BSanta-%2Bletters%2Breturn%2Bto%2BNorth%2BPole%2Bafter%2Bpostmaster%2Bgeneral%2Breverses%2Bdecision%20%26id%3D4666479--Dear%2BSanta-%2Bletters%2Breturn%2Bto%2BNorth%2BPole%2Bafter%2Bpostmaster%2B]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The US Postal Service agrees to allow Santa&#39;s enslaved work force to continue to receive his mail]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The US Postal Service agrees to allow Santa&#39;s enslaved work force to continue to receive his mail]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:08:10 EST</date>
  <clicks>3071</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787656</id>
  <comments>26</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787656&amp;l=http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/local/the_intelligencer/the_intelligencer_news_details/article/27/2009/november/21/washington-crossing-temporarily-shuts-down-1.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Intelligencer)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  General Washington and Continental Army worry that park closure may disrupt secret plan to cross Delaware, surprise Hessians at Trenton]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  General Washington and Continental Army worry that park closure may disrupt secret plan to cross Delaware, surprise Hessians at Trenton]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:51:09 EST</date>
  <clicks>3665</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787192</id>
  <comments>89</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787192&amp;l=http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/20/neon-elmhurst-hospital-sign-burns-out-appropriately%3Ficid%3Dmainwelcomedl5link4http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/20/neon-elmhurst-hospital-sign-burns-out-appropriately]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (asylum.com)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Certain letters burn out on Elmhurst Hospital sign to create second sign full of win]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Certain letters burn out on Elmhurst Hospital sign to create second sign full of win]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:38:12 EST</date>
  <clicks>27595</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4782663</id>
  <comments>929</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4782663&amp;l=http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/christchurch/3080895/Shylas-a-purr-fect-little-mum]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Stuff)" title="Stuff" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/stuff.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Two-year-old Shyla, a cat-loving chihuahua, decided to start nursing seven abandoned kittens, just in time for Caturday]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Two-year-old Shyla, a cat-loving chihuahua, decided to start nursing seven abandoned kittens, just in time for Caturday]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sappy" title="Sappy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sappy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:05:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>8002</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787275</id>
  <comments>30</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787275&amp;l=http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/11/reptile-smuggler-stopped-at-lax.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man arrested at airport with 15 live lizards strapped to chest. Custom agents became suspicious after hearing voices with Cockney accents offering a savings of 15% on car insurance]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man arrested at airport with 15 live lizards strapped to chest. Custom agents became suspicious after hearing voices with Cockney accents offering a savings of 15% on car insurance]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:19:13 EST</date>
  <clicks>1989</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787363</id>
  <comments>84</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787363&amp;l=http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/39Our-unborn-baby-looks-like.5840053.jp]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  There isn&#39;t a facepalm big enough: couple claims Michael Jackson is appearing in their child&#39;s ultrasound. &#34;It is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number.&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  There isn&#39;t a facepalm big enough: couple claims Michael Jackson is appearing in their child&#39;s ultrasound. &#34;It is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number.&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:40:14 EST</date>
  <clicks>5756</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4786447</id>
  <comments>42</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4786447&amp;l=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gRS62d-Qje8wzCER846eqN6krsOwD9C3GVCO0]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Google)" title="Google" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/google.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#9835; I took a little souvenir-o of a man / Stole a tooth, stole a tooth, fingers and a ver-te-bra / Hidden out of sight, but now they&#39;ll see the light again / GALILEO galileo GALILEO galileo Galileo Figaro / Magnificoooooo &#9835;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#9835; I took a little souvenir-o of a man / Stole a tooth, stole a tooth, fingers and a ver-te-bra / Hidden out of sight, but now they&#39;ll see the light again / GALILEO galileo GALILEO galileo Galileo Figaro / Magnificoooooo &#9835;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:23:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>4082</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787118</id>
  <comments>22</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787118&amp;l=http://www.vcstar.com/news/2009/nov/19/to-man-paid-teen-to-spit-in-his-face-police-say/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Ventura County Star)" title="Ventura County Star" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/venturacountystar.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man offers to pay kid to spit in his face, gets arrested. In related news, &#34;annoying a child&#34; is a crime. Don&#39;t anyone tell subby&#39;s teenager]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man offers to pay kid to spit in his face, gets arrested. In related news, &#34;annoying a child&#34; is a crime. Don&#39;t anyone tell subby&#39;s teenager]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:16:05 EST</date>
  <clicks>2124</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4787084</id>
  <comments>37</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4787084&amp;l=http://wcco.com/crime/mind.reading.device.2.1325690.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CBS Minneapolis)" title="CBS Minneapolis" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/wcco_77x27a.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Police To Man: Why did you crash into this building? Man: Because the FBI have a mind-reading device in there, of course. Police: This isn&#39;t an FBI building]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Police To Man: Why did you crash into this building? Man: Because the FBI have a mind-reading device in there, of course. Police: This isn&#39;t an FBI building]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:50:31 EST</date>
  <clicks>2712</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4772681</id>
  <comments>29</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4772681&amp;l=http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/Content/white-spotted-sea-squirts-961467-xl.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(National Geographic)" title="National Geographic" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/nationalgeographic.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop these spotted sea squirts]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop these spotted sea squirts]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:57:57 EST</date>
  <clicks>4042</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4786552</id>
  <comments>79</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4786552&amp;l=http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/Christmas-tree-crashes-into-Shannon.5845382.jp]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Limerick Leader)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  100ft Christmas Tree crashes into bridge, makes its presents felt]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  100ft Christmas Tree crashes into bridge, makes its presents felt]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:20:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>5998</clicks>
</article>
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