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  <description><![CDATA[  Woman claims she was fired from her corporate job for taking maternity leave twice in 14 months]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  The WWF reports that koalas are dying by the thousands due to land-clearing, steel cage matches]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  The limo company that owned the Mercedes Princess Diana died in wants to regain possession of it from the police so they can sell it for &#34;a great deal of money.&#34;]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthew dropped from MSNBC&#39;s election anchor desk]]></description>
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  <date>September 08, 2008</date>
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  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;When I see someone wearing Crocs, I immediately know we have nothing in common&#34;]]></description>
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  <date>September 08, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(ABC News)" title="ABC News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Problem: Your can&#39;t afford your current home. Solution: Find a newer, more affordable home and completely walk away from your previous financial obligations]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <id>3855523</id>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (WCPO)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  TSA employee tells Cincinnati Police he&#39;s a federal agent, with predictable results]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Bippity Boppity Bacon)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  I call your bacon flavored vodka and raise you a bacon infused bourbon]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this sweet ride]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Reuters)" title="Reuters" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/reuters.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Iran&#39;s armed forces will begin three days of Photoshop training on Monday]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Albany Times Union)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Score one for sanity as New York state court throws out lawsuit filed by woman who fell 120 feet from waterfall while walking along it blindfolded and wearing flat-soled no-tread shoes]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Creepy &#34;Clowning for Christ&#34; troupe scrubs cars for free at a &#34;pray and wash&#34; (w/creepy clown pic)]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3855262]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AP)" title="AP" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/ap.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  As usual, most of the trash covering the Jersey Shore is from Pennsylvania]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(TBO)" title="TBO" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/tbo.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Florida man steals $50,000 worth of bottled water from work...in a 6 week period]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (The Intelligencer)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  America&#39;s longest-serving volunteer firefighter to be honored. Started as a 14-year-old, shortly after fire was discovered]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Seattle Times)" title="Seattle Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/seattletimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Newest threat to America&#39;s children: Moms and babysitters who constantly yap and text while ignoring their anklebiters&#39; needs]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(9 News)" title="9 News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/9news.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Doctor? Check. Epidural? Check. Bourbon? Check. Wait...what?]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(London Times)" title="London Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/timesonline.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  WW2 spy&#39;s plot to kill Nazi boss: With a bow &#38; arrow]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <description><![CDATA[  Charity set up to benefit the families of fallen 9/11 firefighters gives almost nothing of $11 million in collected donations to the families]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Herald)" title="Boston Herald" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/boston.herald.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Three words: bacon flavored vodka]]></description>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(NewsOK)" title="NewsOK" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/newsok.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not news: Woman searches for missing dog. News: Uses pistol to search for missing dog. Fark: Shoots people who say they have not seen missing dog]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Star)" title="Daily Star" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/dailystar.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Pint of beer will be &#163;7.50 by time of 2012 Olympics, and you don&#39;t even want to know what it will cost if you want it chilled]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  The projected path for hurricane Ike now has the hurricane headed for . . . wait for it . . .wait for it . . . wait for it . . . Louisiana]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>10144</clicks>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  What do you do when 78% of your students fail the state writing test? Call the results inconclusive and withhold them until asked]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Cabbage Patch kids turn 25, find it difficult to shed their adolescent image]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this rude child]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>9509</clicks>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3854884]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Chattanoogan)" title="The Chattanoogan" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/thechattanoogan.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Vice President Dick Cheney will speak at a Civil War re-enactment in Tennessee. Let&#39;s see, thousands of Confederates with rifles and cannons... what could possibly go wrong?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>1653</clicks>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3855050]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Local6)" title="Local6" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/local6.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Old and busted: Tourists visiting theme parks in Orlando. New hotness: Tourist visiting missing toddler&#39;s house in Orlando]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>2763</clicks>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3855087]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Time)" title="Time" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/time.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Florida has spent the last 80 years ignoring its vulnerability, developing its floodplains and shorelines, selling the dream of the Sunshine State. But the day of reckoning will come. Hopefully it won&#39;t come Tuesday&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>7971</clicks>
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  <comments>608</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(MSNBC)" title="MSNBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/msnbc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  All your mortgages are now our mortgages]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="News" title="News" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/news.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>26242</clicks>
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  <id>3854853</id>
  <comments>24</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3854853]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(AFP)" title="AFP" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/afp.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  If there&#39;s one thing the UK and Ireland can finally agree upon, it&#39;s that carting your wife around over the shoulder is right boffo fun]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>3014</clicks>
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  <id>3854850</id>
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  <link><![CDATA[  http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3854850]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Reuters)" title="Reuters" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/reuters.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Unique Freud portrait of Bacon up for sale. No, it&#39;s not what you&#39;re thinking. Sometimes Bacon is just a guy, you know]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>7546</clicks>
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  <id>3854836</id>
  <comments>236</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(YouTube)" title="YouTube" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/youtube.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Worst guitar solo ever. Complete with devil horns at the end]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
  <clicks>21364</clicks>
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  <id>3854780</id>
  <comments>69</comments>
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  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The New York Times)" title="The New York Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/nytimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Russian government afraid of smokers&#39; wrath. &#34;Fifty percent of citizens are smoking in this country,&#34; Mr. Medvedev said. &#34;That&#39;s the highest rate in the world. I would not even mention alcohol&#34;]]></description>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (some Yat)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Perhaps the greatest invention in the history of beer]]></description>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (thisismoney.co.uk)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  At 30 cents a pint, Chinese beer production set to become largest in world]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  Quite possibly the coolest cake you will see all day. All the muppet show characters done with incredible detail. It&#39;s time to play the music, it&#39;s time to light the lights]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  First the ham turned green. Then the eggs turned green. Now Sam I Am is having to deal with... green polar bears?]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  If you&#39;re heading out to the Mojave Desert anytime soon, and have a little extra passenger space, then Sadie would love a lift. Oh, and just so you know, Sadie just happens to be a desert tortoise]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  I kissed a girl and I liked it then I went to hell]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  Pollution can make you fat, claims study by group of people who have never been to Los Angeles]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  Christians are going to dating workshops to learn everything from body language to pick-up lines. &#34;You float my ark&#34; (Voting enabled for your own)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
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  <description><![CDATA[  Aussies will be limited to one case of beer per day at the annual Bathurst 1000 car race. EVERBODY PANIC MATE]]></description>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (In a world...)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop the late Don LaFontaine]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Arachnid)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Today&#39;s &#34;15 tanks full of venomous spiders found in house&#34; story brought to you by Sioux City, Iowa]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <description><![CDATA[  Guy breaks into house, then some weird stuff with cooking ingredients and whacking a man in the face with an 8-inch sausage, runs out, dog eats the weapon]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <description><![CDATA[  A four-year old boy is in critical condition after being attacked by a ferocious Alaskan governor]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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  <description><![CDATA[  Kim Jong Il joins Fidel Castro in ranks of world&#39;s zombie hordes]]></description>
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  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <description><![CDATA[  Lawyer banned from city park after asking parents if he could tickle their children]]></description>
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  <description><![CDATA[  The Dalai Lama&#39;s brother passes away. But on his deathbed he gained total consciousness. So he had that going for him. Which is nice]]></description>
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  <date>September 07, 2008</date>
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