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  <id>4754389</id>
  <comments>23</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754389&amp;l=http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/nov/07/bz-sweetbay-hopes-customers-gobble-up-its-deep-fri/news-money/]]></link>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  For all the &#34;Hold my beer and watch this&#34; crowd, you now don&#39;t have to burn your house down this Thanksgiving]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  For all the &#34;Hold my beer and watch this&#34; crowd, you now don&#39;t have to burn your house down this Thanksgiving]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:35:04 EST</date>
  <clicks>1701</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4754416</id>
  <comments>78</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754416&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091107/ap_on_re_as/as_vietnam_us_unlikely_odyssey]]></link>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  Boy who left Vietnam as a 5-year-old refugee crammed onto a fishing trawler returns 34 years later with his own boat. FARK: As the commander of a U.S. Navy destroyer]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Boy who left Vietnam as a 5-year-old refugee crammed onto a fishing trawler returns 34 years later with his own boat. FARK: As the commander of a U.S. Navy destroyer]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:04:12 EST</date>
  <clicks>4132</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4754443</id>
  <comments>87</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754443&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8348243.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Miss England, who looks like a drag queen, steps down after nightclub brawl. Please welcome her replacement at Miss World, L/Cpl Katrina Hodge, the hottest woman in uniform]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Miss England, who looks like a drag queen, steps down after nightclub brawl. Please welcome her replacement at Miss World, L/Cpl Katrina Hodge, the hottest woman in uniform]]></description>
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  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:25:13 EST</date>
  <clicks>11641</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4754340</id>
  <comments>64</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754340&amp;l=http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/110709dnspoxcountrylede.416a4d6.html]]></link>
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  <headline><![CDATA[  17-year-old who thought the &#34;pain and agony&#34; he dealt with when running was normal, finds out he&#39;s had Cystic Fibrosis, should be dead or in critical condition. Decides to keep running, and winning]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  17-year-old who thought the &#34;pain and agony&#34; he dealt with when running was normal, finds out he&#39;s had Cystic Fibrosis, should be dead or in critical condition. Decides to keep running, and winning]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:11:53 EST</date>
  <clicks>6118</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4745082</id>
  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4745082&amp;l=http://de.img.seen.by/user/holger-martens/img/w1024/5XNB56lgVZ9bD2RMqI7wf0QITDyDE%2BtTzU3v0f8Rl0JJEPUZRiCp1jxaDhLrQOXk.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Couple)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop this bon voyage bid]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this bon voyage bid]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:11:09 EST</date>
  <clicks>1609</clicks>
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  <id>4754211</id>
  <comments>65</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754211&amp;l=http://www.hasbro.com/starwars/en_US/discover/Dioramas-Poll.cfm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Junior Jedi)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Hasboro is having a diorama contest for their toys. Top 5 here. Much better than my use of toilet paper tubes and empty cereal boxes]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Hasboro is having a diorama contest for their toys. Top 5 here. Much better than my use of toilet paper tubes and empty cereal boxes]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:09:35 EST</date>
  <clicks>9498</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4754280</id>
  <comments>83</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754280&amp;l=http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/722262--lost-chaplin-film-sold-on-ebay-for-5-68]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Toronto Star)" title="Toronto Star" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/torontostar.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Everything on eBay is fake or a rip-off&#34; Yeah, tell that to the guy who picked up a lost Chaplin film there for $5.68]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Everything on eBay is fake or a rip-off&#34; Yeah, tell that to the guy who picked up a lost Chaplin film there for $5.68]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:02:39 EST</date>
  <clicks>6775</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4754229</id>
  <comments>220</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754229&amp;l=http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/11/kentucky-residents-force-governor-to-drop-holiday-tree-in-favor-of-christmas-tree.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Christmas 1, Godless heathens 0]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Christmas 1, Godless heathens 0]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:55:38 EST</date>
  <clicks>6552</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754228</id>
  <comments>78</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754228&amp;l=http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/news/international/Russia_spy_chief_warns_of_new_Georgia_war.html%3FsiteSect%3D143%26sid%3D11453311%26cKey%3D1257433656000%26ty%3Dti]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Russia vs. Georgia II: Caucasus Boogaloo]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Russia vs. Georgia II: Caucasus Boogaloo]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:12:36 EST</date>
  <clicks>4994</clicks>
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 <article>
  <id>4754238</id>
  <comments>41</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754238&amp;l=http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php%3FpatID%3D6872145]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Lonley Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Ladies and Gentlemen, the Solo-Operable Seesaw]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Ladies and Gentlemen, the Solo-Operable Seesaw]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:33:38 EST</date>
  <clicks>6147</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754133</id>
  <comments>31</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754133&amp;l=http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1870767,bffalo-grove-police-fire-imposters-110709.article]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Chicago Sun-Times)" title="Chicago Sun-Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/chicagosuntimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Male strippers everywhere afraid of the chilling effect of this latest Illinois arrest]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Male strippers everywhere afraid of the chilling effect of this latest Illinois arrest]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:22:24 EST</date>
  <clicks>12112</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753513</id>
  <comments>62</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753513&amp;l=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/doctors-accused-of-selling-babies-1815162.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Independent)" title="Independent" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/independent.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Three doctors and a nurse arrested in Mexico City for selling babies after telling mothers their babies had died. So much for kid pro quo]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Three doctors and a nurse arrested in Mexico City for selling babies after telling mothers their babies had died. So much for kid pro quo]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:08:33 EST</date>
  <clicks>3417</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754125</id>
  <comments>92</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754125&amp;l=http://reason.com/blog/2009/11/06/kids-today-with-their-meerscha]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Reason Magazine)" title="Reason Magazine" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/reasonlogo.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  New York City bans flavored tobacco to fight the scourge of calabash smoking among urban youth. Tweed jackets tremble in fear]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  New York City bans flavored tobacco to fight the scourge of calabash smoking among urban youth. Tweed jackets tremble in fear]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:48:22 EST</date>
  <clicks>3014</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754042</id>
  <comments>36</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754042&amp;l=http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-talk-papaya-sex-changnov07,0,3513901.story]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Chicago Tribune)" title="Chicago Tribune" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/chicagotribune.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  That papaya you were about to eat? Its a trap]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  That papaya you were about to eat? Its a trap]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:19:34 EST</date>
  <clicks>8433</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754126</id>
  <comments>143</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754126&amp;l=http://fe24.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com/news/story/maple/en-US/pew/20091106/ts_pew/63delayingretirement]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Nearly two-thirds of workers over 50 say they will have to delay their retirement due to the economy. Nearly all workers under 50 ask, &#34;What is this retirement thing you speak of?&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Nearly two-thirds of workers over 50 say they will have to delay their retirement due to the economy. Nearly all workers under 50 ask, &#34;What is this retirement thing you speak of?&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:14:23 EST</date>
  <clicks>1573</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754082</id>
  <comments>84</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754082&amp;l=http://www.forbes.com/2009/11/02/toxic-cities-pollution-lifestyle-real-estate-toxic-cities.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Forbes)" title="Forbes" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/forbes.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Congratulations, Atlanta: Your city is the most toxic in the United States]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Congratulations, Atlanta: Your city is the most toxic in the United States]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:13:39 EST</date>
  <clicks>3886</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754027</id>
  <comments>149</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754027&amp;l=http://www.hulu.com/watch/63317/cosmos-the-shores-of-the-cosmic-ocean]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Hulu)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Carl Sagan hould have turned 75 today. Here&#39;s a little thing he threw together called &#34;Cosmos&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Carl Sagan hould have turned 75 today. Here&#39;s a little thing he threw together called &#34;Cosmos&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Video" title="Video" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/video.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:56:33 EST</date>
  <clicks>3059</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754124</id>
  <comments>27</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754124&amp;l=http://www.thesunnews.com/news/breaking_news/story/1154800.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Closing time--one last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer. Closing time--you don&#39;t have to go home, but please don&#39;t get angry and assault people here]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Closing time--one last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer. Closing time--you don&#39;t have to go home, but please don&#39;t get angry and assault people here]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:48:21 EST</date>
  <clicks>1960</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754138</id>
  <comments>58</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754138&amp;l=http://abcnews.go.com/Business/forget-mp3s-steal-music/story%3Fid%3D9006850]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(ABC News)" title="ABC News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  ABCNews wants to teach you how to be a better criminal]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  ABCNews wants to teach you how to be a better criminal]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:24:27 EST</date>
  <clicks>7776</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4754068</id>
  <comments>311</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4754068&amp;l=http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20091107neighbors_aim_to_silence_old_ironsides_cannons_quiet_riot/srvc%3Dhome%26position%3D0]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Herald)" title="Boston Herald" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/boston.herald.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The Royal Navy couldn&#39;t silence the USS Constitution&#39;s guns. Nor could the Barbary pirates. But she never met an enemy as fearsome as the Charlestown yuppies]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The Royal Navy couldn&#39;t silence the USS Constitution&#39;s guns. Nor could the Barbary pirates. But she never met an enemy as fearsome as the Charlestown yuppies]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:37:37 EST</date>
  <clicks>13224</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751602</id>
  <comments>479</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751602&amp;l=http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/2060135_cat_survives_swallowing_inchlong_needle]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Darned Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not news: woman puts down needle and thread for the night. News: cat swallows the whole thing. Caturday: cat has surgery and is doing fine (w/pic)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not news: woman puts down needle and thread for the night. News: cat swallows the whole thing. Caturday: cat has surgery and is doing fine (w/pic)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:00:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>4066</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753918</id>
  <comments>141</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753918&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1225897/Princess-Leia-actress-Carrie-Fisher-sunbathes-bikini-scenes-Star-Wars-photos-leaked-internet.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  In the &#34;Old news is so exciting&#34; file: a new article about pictures of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double sunbathing while wearing the slave bikini during filming of Return of the Jedi in 1983]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  In the &#34;Old news is so exciting&#34; file: a new article about pictures of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double sunbathing while wearing the slave bikini during filming of Return of the Jedi in 1983]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:29:16 EST</date>
  <clicks>28979</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4743503</id>
  <comments>46</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4743503&amp;l=http://online.wsj.com/media/1102pod05.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Wall Street Journal)" title="Wall Street Journal" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2005/links/wsj.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop this U.N. member with many mics]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this U.N. member with many mics]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:26:09 EST</date>
  <clicks>2080</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753753</id>
  <comments>35</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753753&amp;l=http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/11/06/Burglar-sends-paper-homemade-mug-shot/UPI-54421257553615/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(UPI)" title="UPI" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/upi.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Editor: I have always disliked that particular mug shot of mine taken at police headquarters. Please find enclosed a recent photo to use as a replacement. Sincerely, Dumbass]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Editor: I have always disliked that particular mug shot of mine taken at police headquarters. Please find enclosed a recent photo to use as a replacement. Sincerely, Dumbass]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:27:53 EST</date>
  <clicks>10992</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753739</id>
  <comments>38</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753739&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/6515962/St-Andrews-student-dies-in-60ft-cliff-plunge.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Students should never underestimate the importance of cliff notes]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Students should never underestimate the importance of cliff notes]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:34:52 EST</date>
  <clicks>8348</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753828</id>
  <comments>58</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753828&amp;l=http://10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2009/11/06/story_grave.html%3Fsid%3D102]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (wbns)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  You ask a girl out on a date and she refuses, do you C) Destroy her dead mother&#39;s grave with a sledgehammer]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You ask a girl out on a date and she refuses, do you C) Destroy her dead mother&#39;s grave with a sledgehammer]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:21:48 EST</date>
  <clicks>4277</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753914</id>
  <comments>32</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753914&amp;l=http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/nov/06/police-psychic-leads-death-ghost]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Guardian.com)" title="Guardian.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/guardian.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man found hanged in his own flat with no signs of struggle and no toxins in his body, so Ceredigion police take appropriate action: conduct a &#163;20,000 investigation because a psychic said that he was forced to drink bleach]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man found hanged in his own flat with no signs of struggle and no toxins in his body, so Ceredigion police take appropriate action: conduct a &#163;20,000 investigation because a psychic said that he was forced to drink bleach]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:02:16 EST</date>
  <clicks>2662</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753740</id>
  <comments>139</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753740&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225878/Couple-flee-save-baby-social-workers-girl-17-told-clever-look-child.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Teen has been deemed not intelligent enough to be a mom; flees with her baby&#39;s daddy who they deemed too smart to marry her]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Teen has been deemed not intelligent enough to be a mom; flees with her baby&#39;s daddy who they deemed too smart to marry her]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:20:46 EST</date>
  <clicks>13860</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753736</id>
  <comments>42</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753736&amp;l=http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory%3Fid%3D9017803]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(ABC News)" title="ABC News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Life is not so good: You&#39;re a confidential informant for the police. Life is GREAT: You get paid to have sex at a massage parlor, PLUS 180 dollars extra cash &#34;for your troubles&#34; AND you get away with it]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Life is not so good: You&#39;re a confidential informant for the police. Life is GREAT: You get paid to have sex at a massage parlor, PLUS 180 dollars extra cash &#34;for your troubles&#34; AND you get away with it]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:15:04 EST</date>
  <clicks>8138</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753743</id>
  <comments>23</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753743&amp;l=http://cbs5.com/local/stolen.car.thief.2.1297647.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CBS San Francisco)" title="CBS San Francisco" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/kpix_77x27a.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  What do you do if your car is impounded and you need to go to court for auto theft charges? This is Fark so I think you know the answer]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  What do you do if your car is impounded and you need to go to court for auto theft charges? This is Fark so I think you know the answer]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:39:52 EST</date>
  <clicks>3830</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753732</id>
  <comments>363</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753732&amp;l=http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/07/us/07police.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The New York Times)" title="The New York Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/nytimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Cop who took down Ft. Hood shooter ran INTO the line of fire, huge brass balls clanking the whole way]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Cop who took down Ft. Hood shooter ran INTO the line of fire, huge brass balls clanking the whole way]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:03:51 EST</date>
  <clicks>16970</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753339</id>
  <comments>123</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753339&amp;l=http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/groom_death_plunge_BdMlFI3bOCBQ44OgaD82QN]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(NYPost)" title="NYPost" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/nypost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Groom on honeymoon jumps from hotel window and dies. Whew That was a close one]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Groom on honeymoon jumps from hotel window and dies. Whew That was a close one]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:15:44 EST</date>
  <clicks>12079</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4742620</id>
  <comments>34</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4742620&amp;l=http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/halloween_11_02/h07_20933853.jpg]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Boston Globe)" title="Boston Globe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop this skeleton crew]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop this skeleton crew]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:07:09 EST</date>
  <clicks>4088</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753296</id>
  <comments>367</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753296&amp;l=http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2009/11/06/h1n1-media.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CBC)" title="CBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/cbc.ca.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Some doctors say - get this - swine flu is &#34;overplayed by media, public health&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Some doctors say - get this - swine flu is &#34;overplayed by media, public health&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:35:51 EST</date>
  <clicks>7745</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753438</id>
  <comments>231</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753438&amp;l=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1106092mugs1.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Smoking Gun)" title="The Smoking Gun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/thesmokinggun.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  I didn&#39;t have to submit this mugshot roundup, but the Devil made me do it]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  I didn&#39;t have to submit this mugshot roundup, but the Devil made me do it]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:58:29 EST</date>
  <clicks>31130</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753019</id>
  <comments>91</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753019&amp;l=http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx%3Fstoryid%3D126474%26catid%3D337]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(9 News)" title="9 News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/9news.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Future NYC cab driver happy she passed the written part of the driver&#39;s test. Fark: on her 950th try]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Future NYC cab driver happy she passed the written part of the driver&#39;s test. Fark: on her 950th try]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:31:41 EST</date>
  <clicks>6774</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753039</id>
  <comments>34</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753039&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091106/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_sleepwalker_beaten]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  It&#39;s a modern-day version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except Goldilocks is a sleepwalking guy and the bears beat the sh*t out of him]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  It&#39;s a modern-day version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except Goldilocks is a sleepwalking guy and the bears beat the sh*t out of him]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:25:42 EST</date>
  <clicks>4773</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752979</id>
  <comments>74</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752979&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/6513198/Austin-Powers-actor-Verne-Troyer-given-restraining-order.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Verne Troyer is in a little trouble after getting short with his ex-girlfriend and sending her too mini abusive text messages]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Verne Troyer is in a little trouble after getting short with his ex-girlfriend and sending her too mini abusive text messages]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:21:47 EST</date>
  <clicks>7050</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4753135</id>
  <comments>147</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4753135&amp;l=http://www.macon.com/220/story/907118.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;This is your captain speaking. You might notice a large chunk of the tail falling toward the ground. Its ok, we won&#39;t need that part till we land. Thank you for flying Delta Air.&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;This is your captain speaking. You might notice a large chunk of the tail falling toward the ground. Its ok, we won&#39;t need that part till we land. Thank you for flying Delta Air.&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:13:44 EST</date>
  <clicks>17583</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752573</id>
  <comments>97</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752573&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8342991.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Scientists map the body&#39;s bacteria. Your mom alone required a team of Sherpas, a wing of the NIH Library, and the efforts of the entire National Geographic Society]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Scientists map the body&#39;s bacteria. Your mom alone required a team of Sherpas, a wing of the NIH Library, and the efforts of the entire National Geographic Society]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:17:48 EST</date>
  <clicks>6477</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752553</id>
  <comments>501</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752553&amp;l=http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/06/fort.hood.suspect/index.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CNN)" title="CNN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/cnnb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Fort Hood suspect Hasan went into a 7-Eleven morning of shooting to buy coffee. (With video and analysis of Hasan buying coffee at 7-Eleven.)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Fort Hood suspect Hasan went into a 7-Eleven morning of shooting to buy coffee. (With video and analysis of Hasan buying coffee at 7-Eleven.)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:01:48 EST</date>
  <clicks>8765</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4740663</id>
  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4740663&amp;l=http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde%3FDato%3D20091101%26Kategori%3DNEWS%26Lopenr%3D911010533%26Ref%3DAR]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegram)" title="Telegram" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/telegram.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop these doughnuts]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop these doughnuts]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:49:09 EST</date>
  <clicks>3679</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752988</id>
  <comments>331</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752988&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6516323/Comic-books-are-good-for-childrens-learning.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Parents should not &#34;look down&#34; on comics as they are just as good for children as reading books, says the Best. Study. Ever]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Parents should not &#34;look down&#34; on comics as they are just as good for children as reading books, says the Best. Study. Ever]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:05:48 EST</date>
  <clicks>5051</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752845</id>
  <comments>338</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752845&amp;l=http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/superhero-smackdown-semi-finals-batman-vs-the-flash/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Correctness)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Superhero Smackdown Semifinal: Batman vs The Flash]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Superhero Smackdown Semifinal: Batman vs The Flash]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:38:46 EST</date>
  <clicks>13588</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752021</id>
  <comments>47</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752021&amp;l=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2717501/Mayor-faces-axe-over-sex-chat.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Sun)" title="The Sun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/thesun.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  A former mayor can&#39;t get blind drunk and make lewd remarks to colleagues anymore? What kind of world do we live in?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  A former mayor can&#39;t get blind drunk and make lewd remarks to colleagues anymore? What kind of world do we live in?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:07:42 EST</date>
  <clicks>5003</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4694168</id>
  <comments>87</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4694168&amp;l=http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl%3FIDParty%3D25]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(FARK)" title="FARK" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/fark.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Corrected: SAT NOV 7th Atlanta @ Twain&#39;s - Combo Fark Party / book release party for Mentally Incontinent, join Drew and Joe and others for big funs]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Corrected: SAT NOV 7th Atlanta @ Twain&#39;s - Combo Fark Party / book release party for Mentally Incontinent, join Drew and Joe and others for big funs]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="FarkParty" title="FarkParty" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/farkparty.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:43:03 EST</date>
  <clicks>2291</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752270</id>
  <comments>117</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752270&amp;l=http://www.wsbtv.com/nationalnews/21537361/detail.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (wsbtv.com)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  VW van stolen 35 years ago is found in pristine condition, now worth about $27,000. So much for drive-off depreciation]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  VW van stolen 35 years ago is found in pristine condition, now worth about $27,000. So much for drive-off depreciation]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:41:53 EST</date>
  <clicks>23832</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752437</id>
  <comments>58</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752437&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/surrey/8346478.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not news: Locals set up a shrine for victim of car acccident. News: The victim is a local celebrity. Fark: It&#39;s a squirrel]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not news: Locals set up a shrine for victim of car acccident. News: The victim is a local celebrity. Fark: It&#39;s a squirrel]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:40:45 EST</date>
  <clicks>4537</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752344</id>
  <comments>26</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752344&amp;l=http://www.app.com/article/20091105/NEWS/91105102/Postal%2Bworker%2Bseriously%2Binjured%2Bin%2BManalapan%2Bcrash]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Asbury Park Pres)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  &#34;Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.&#34; However, flipping your mail truck after getting into a collision with a Civic is a valid excuse]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  &#34;Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.&#34; However, flipping your mail truck after getting into a collision with a Civic is a valid excuse]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:36:04 EST</date>
  <clicks>2209</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752468</id>
  <comments>135</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752468&amp;l=http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/05/florida.teen.burned.apology/index.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CNN)" title="CNN" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/cnnb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Teen set on fire gets an apology, though a few blasts from a fire extinguisher would have been appreciated as well]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Teen set on fire gets an apology, though a few blasts from a fire extinguisher would have been appreciated as well]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:29:46 EST</date>
  <clicks>8569</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752495</id>
  <comments>311</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752495&amp;l=http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/1106/p09s02-coop.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(CSMonitor)" title="CSMonitor" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/csm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If you dress your child in camouflage, you are a bad parent]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If you dress your child in camouflage, you are a bad parent]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:56:47 EST</date>
  <clicks>19134</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752739</id>
  <comments>930</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752739&amp;l=http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story/Several-shot-at-Orlando-office-building/of-7oQp9T0-UcjSmrgBWsA.cspx]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(ABC Action News)" title="ABC Action News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/abcactionnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not wanting to lose the title of most batsh*t crazy state in the US, Florida gunman goes on a rampage in an office building. At least 8 shot, 2 possibly dead]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not wanting to lose the title of most batsh*t crazy state in the US, Florida gunman goes on a rampage in an office building. At least 8 shot, 2 possibly dead]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="NewsFlash" title="NewsFlash" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:54:39 EST</date>
  <clicks>13586</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752226</id>
  <comments>94</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752226&amp;l=http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article%3FAID%3D/20091106/NEWS/911060327]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man lands 157-pound tuna. From his kayak]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man lands 157-pound tuna. From his kayak]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:44:52 EST</date>
  <clicks>13250</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752011</id>
  <comments>247</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752011&amp;l=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/05/AR2009110504775.html%3Fhpid%3Dnews-col-blog]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Washington Post)" title="Washington Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/washingtonpost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  The DMV is destroying the hearts and minds of married women who&#39;ve changed their names]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  The DMV is destroying the hearts and minds of married women who&#39;ve changed their names]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:32:41 EST</date>
  <clicks>24707</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752520</id>
  <comments>118</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752520&amp;l=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1106091contest1.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(The Smoking Gun)" title="The Smoking Gun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/thesmokinggun.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Today&#39;s Friday Photo Fun is matching the woman to her BAC. You can see it in her eyes. Contest ends at 4pm Eastern]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Today&#39;s Friday Photo Fun is matching the woman to her BAC. You can see it in her eyes. Contest ends at 4pm Eastern]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:22:47 EST</date>
  <clicks>23190</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752008</id>
  <comments>109</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752008&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091105/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran_challenging_khamenei]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  In a turn of events rarely seen outside a John Hughes movie, a geeky math student becomes a national hero for daring to criticize Iran&#39;s supreme leader to his face during a Q&#38;A at his university]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  In a turn of events rarely seen outside a John Hughes movie, a geeky math student becomes a national hero for daring to criticize Iran&#39;s supreme leader to his face during a Q&#38;A at his university]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:22:15 EST</date>
  <clicks>18139</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752310</id>
  <comments>122</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752310&amp;l=http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/story/2009/11/06/give-soft-porn-sign-the-bums-rush-cleric/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (some prude)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  But, but ... but, it&#39;s just a cheeky ad]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  But, but ... but, it&#39;s just a cheeky ad]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:57:58 EST</date>
  <clicks>29746</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751840</id>
  <comments>77</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751840&amp;l=http://www.dailylobo.com/index.php/article/2009/11/lawsuits_filed_over_professor_posing_on_sex_site]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Daily Lobo)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  New Mexico creative writing professors battle university for the right to pose with students on a sadomasochism website]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  New Mexico creative writing professors battle university for the right to pose with students on a sadomasochism website]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:36:52 EST</date>
  <clicks>6247</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752033</id>
  <comments>28</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752033&amp;l=http://www.statesmanjournal.com/article/20091106/NEWS/911060336/1001]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not only does this guy call 911 to report his stolen pot, but he makes the dispatcher hold while he stops his car a few times to vomit. Yes, alcohol was involved]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not only does this guy call 911 to report his stolen pot, but he makes the dispatcher hold while he stops his car a few times to vomit. Yes, alcohol was involved]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:28:21 EST</date>
  <clicks>3089</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751996</id>
  <comments>47</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751996&amp;l=http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20091105/BREAKING/911059970%3FTitle%3DNorth-Port-man-having-sex-in-car-winds-up-in-jail]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Herald Tribune)" title="Herald Tribune" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/heraldtribune.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man arrested for having sex without a license]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man arrested for having sex without a license]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:12:12 EST</date>
  <clicks>20100</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752034</id>
  <comments>225</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752034&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091106/ap_on_re_us/us_marijuana_everywhere]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Over the past few years, Californians have suffered a devastating epidemic of diseases and illnesses, all of which, strangely, only medical marijuana can cure]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Over the past few years, Californians have suffered a devastating epidemic of diseases and illnesses, all of which, strangely, only medical marijuana can cure]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:07:21 EST</date>
  <clicks>6710</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751989</id>
  <comments>119</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751989&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091106/ap_on_re_us/us_polygamist_trial]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  First member of Texas polygamist sect tried and convicted of statutory rape. Sentencing has been delayed as the court tries to come up with a worse punishment than having 9 wives]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  First member of Texas polygamist sect tried and convicted of statutory rape. Sentencing has been delayed as the court tries to come up with a worse punishment than having 9 wives]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:06:11 EST</date>
  <clicks>3493</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752050</id>
  <comments>75</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752050&amp;l=http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20091106/BREAKINGNEWS/91106003/1086/Palm%2BBay%2Bgraffiti%2Barts%2Bruns%2Bout%2Bof%2Bpaint%2B%2Bapologizes]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Florida Today)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Graffitti artist apologizes for unfinished work (w/pic of work and apology)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Graffitti artist apologizes for unfinished work (w/pic of work and apology)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:42:44 EST</date>
  <clicks>27573</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752195</id>
  <comments>410</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752195&amp;l=http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2009/nov/04/atheism-religion-philosophy]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Guardian.com)" title="Guardian.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/guardian.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Atheism itself isn&#39;t a movement; it&#39;s a non-prophet organization]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Atheism itself isn&#39;t a movement; it&#39;s a non-prophet organization]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="PSA" title="PSA" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/psa.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:37:52 EST</date>
  <clicks>7596</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751982</id>
  <comments>216</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751982&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225409/Retired-teacher-dies-half-blind-dog-accidentally-bites-finger-playing-fetch.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Ok, so my dog killed my husband in one bite during a game of fetch, but that&#39;s no reason to get rid of it]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Ok, so my dog killed my husband in one bite during a game of fetch, but that&#39;s no reason to get rid of it]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:18:08 EST</date>
  <clicks>22803</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751859</id>
  <comments>51</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751859&amp;l=http://www.gastongazette.com/news/keeps-40030-appearing-photo.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Gaston Gazette)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Tired of trees, toast, etc., Jesus decides to start appearing on man&#39;s pickup truck]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Tired of trees, toast, etc., Jesus decides to start appearing on man&#39;s pickup truck]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:08:54 EST</date>
  <clicks>5593</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752003</id>
  <comments>138</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752003&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8346058.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Babies start to pick up mother&#39;s accent while still in the womb, which means there&#39;s no hope for you, Boston]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Babies start to pick up mother&#39;s accent while still in the womb, which means there&#39;s no hope for you, Boston]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:59:14 EST</date>
  <clicks>2989</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751990</id>
  <comments>86</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751990&amp;l=http://www.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUSSP402645._CH_.2400]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Reuters)" title="Reuters" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/reuters.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Pakistan&#39;s troops engage Taliban headquarters, seek vent with access to central reactor]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Pakistan&#39;s troops engage Taliban headquarters, seek vent with access to central reactor]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:44:11 EST</date>
  <clicks>5977</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751863</id>
  <comments>196</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751863&amp;l=http://www.theolympian.com/northwest/story/1025227.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Seattle to host conference of atheists and agnostics. (Agnostics may or may not make it)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Seattle to host conference of atheists and agnostics. (Agnostics may or may not make it)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:39:55 EST</date>
  <clicks>2952</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751920</id>
  <comments>254</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751920&amp;l=http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/11/5/800998/-Wall-Street-At-Front-Of-The-Line-For-H1N1-Vaccine]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Daily Kos)" title="Daily Kos" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/dailykos.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Swine flu vaccine finally comes in, gets distributed to high-risk individuals like pregnant women, infants and children and executives at Citigroup and Goldman Sachs]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Swine flu vaccine finally comes in, gets distributed to high-risk individuals like pregnant women, infants and children and executives at Citigroup and Goldman Sachs]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:13:03 EST</date>
  <clicks>7728</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752020</id>
  <comments>8</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752020&amp;l=http://www.thepeterboroughexaminer.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx%3Fe%3D2164206]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  When you wrap yourself in a &#34;High School Musical&#34; blanket, it&#39;s a bit hard to get people to take you seriously when you try to rob them]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  When you wrap yourself in a &#34;High School Musical&#34; blanket, it&#39;s a bit hard to get people to take you seriously when you try to rob them]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:12:19 EST</date>
  <clicks>2464</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752002</id>
  <comments>182</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752002&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091106/ap_on_re_us/us_armageddon_church]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  A question rarely asked: What DOES happen to a whacky, armed to the teeth, doomsday cult after the all-powerful, charismatic leader snuffs it?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  A question rarely asked: What DOES happen to a whacky, armed to the teeth, doomsday cult after the all-powerful, charismatic leader snuffs it?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:08:13 EST</date>
  <clicks>23575</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751983</id>
  <comments>67</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751983&amp;l=http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/11/05/2009-11-05_university_student_philip_laing_may_be_jailed_for_urinating_over_war_memorial.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(New York Daily News)" title="New York Daily News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/newyorkdailynews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Don&#39;t be photographed urinating over a war memorial if you can&#39;t do the time]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Don&#39;t be photographed urinating over a war memorial if you can&#39;t do the time]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:40:09 EST</date>
  <clicks>8694</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751869</id>
  <comments>401</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751869&amp;l=http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26313798-5014108,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(News.com.au)" title="News.com.au" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/newscomau.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  You knew the girls on dating sites were fakes. But did you know they were fakes set up by the companies that run the dating sites?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  You knew the girls on dating sites were fakes. But did you know they were fakes set up by the companies that run the dating sites?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:35:57 EST</date>
  <clicks>19061</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752014</id>
  <comments>61</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752014&amp;l=http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2009-11-05-ereportcard_N.htm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(USA Today)" title="USA Today" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/usatoday.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  More and more school systems are abandoning paper report cards for online accounts. What could possibly go wrong?]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  More and more school systems are abandoning paper report cards for online accounts. What could possibly go wrong?]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:31:16 EST</date>
  <clicks>3801</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4752007</id>
  <comments>98</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4752007&amp;l=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/05/AR2009110502344.html%3Fhpid%3Dmoreheadlines]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Washington Post)" title="Washington Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/washingtonpost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Montgomery County, Maryland, learns what happens when you let 1970s-era computers control your entire traffic system]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Montgomery County, Maryland, learns what happens when you let 1970s-era computers control your entire traffic system]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:29:15 EST</date>
  <clicks>9308</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4740462</id>
  <comments>114</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4740462&amp;l=http://www.geekstir.com/lightsabers-make-everything-better]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Jedi)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Photoshop Challenge: Lightsabers make everything cooler]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Photoshop Challenge: Lightsabers make everything cooler]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:27:09 EST</date>
  <clicks>3147</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751536</id>
  <comments>146</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751536&amp;l=http://www.journaltimes.com/news/weird-news/article_59ce31ba-b340-5b2f-a6bb-5849d5583a0c.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (journal times)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Poor 19-year-old Wisconsin man tries to sell the right to change his name. Starting bid: $5,000. If we pool our money we could name him &#34;Sir Drewington Von Notnews of Farkinstan&#34;]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Poor 19-year-old Wisconsin man tries to sell the right to change his name. Starting bid: $5,000. If we pool our money we could name him &#34;Sir Drewington Von Notnews of Farkinstan&#34;]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:27:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>4343</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751657</id>
  <comments>188</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751657&amp;l=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/05/hany-farid-dartmouth-scie_n_347862.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Huffington Post)" title="Huffington Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/huffingtonpost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Scientist says Lee Harvey Oswald rifle picture is real, he can tell by the pixels and from having seen a few shops in his time]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Scientist says Lee Harvey Oswald rifle picture is real, he can tell by the pixels and from having seen a few shops in his time]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:53:27 EST</date>
  <clicks>22001</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751660</id>
  <comments>14</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751660&amp;l=http://city-north-messenger.whereilive.com.au/news/story/taxi-driver-bashed-by-sex-couple/]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  If this taxi&#39;s rocking, then don&#39;t get too close because the couple inside might beat you with a high-heel shoe just like they did to the cab driver]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  If this taxi&#39;s rocking, then don&#39;t get too close because the couple inside might beat you with a high-heel shoe just like they did to the cab driver]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:46:19 EST</date>
  <clicks>4239</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751659</id>
  <comments>63</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751659&amp;l=http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26313062-952,00.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(News.com.au)" title="News.com.au" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/newscomau.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Man makes $90,000 a year just by wearing a different company&#39;s t-shirt everyday. Your cubicle just got smaller]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Man makes $90,000 a year just by wearing a different company&#39;s t-shirt everyday. Your cubicle just got smaller]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:21:18 EST</date>
  <clicks>30255</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751365</id>
  <comments>27</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751365&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6510084/Indoor-plants-could-save-your-life.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Indoor plants can save your life, give you the munchies]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Indoor plants can save your life, give you the munchies]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:14:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>6085</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751487</id>
  <comments>225</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751487&amp;l=http://www.news10.net/news/article.aspx%3Fstoryid%3D69832%26provider%3Dtop%26catid%3D188]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(News 10 ABC Sacramento)" title="News 10 ABC Sacramento" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/news10.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Parents of murdered college student receive $30,000 ER bill, along with a letter admonishing their murdered son not to return to the hospital because of failure to pay his bill]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Parents of murdered college student receive $30,000 ER bill, along with a letter admonishing their murdered son not to return to the hospital because of failure to pay his bill]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:40:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>22633</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751528</id>
  <comments>81</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751528&amp;l=http://bostonreview.net/BR34.6/morozov.php]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Boston Review)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Wikipedians are 80 percent male, more than 65 percent single, more than 85 percent without children, and around 70 percent of them are under the age of 30. Obvious tag is Obvious]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Wikipedians are 80 percent male, more than 65 percent single, more than 85 percent without children, and around 70 percent of them are under the age of 30. Obvious tag is Obvious]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:29:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>1623</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751449</id>
  <comments>69</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751449&amp;l=http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/11/judge-strikes-down-la-settlement-that-let-firms-erect-digital-billboards.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Judge strikes down LA&#39;s Blade Runner billboard law]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Judge strikes down LA&#39;s Blade Runner billboard law]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:37:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>19447</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751538</id>
  <comments>19</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751538&amp;l=http://www.wlky.com/news/21533345/detail.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Conclusive proof that Drew is sleeping on the job: Louisville beats Lexington for title of city most likely to search for obscene material online]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Conclusive proof that Drew is sleeping on the job: Louisville beats Lexington for title of city most likely to search for obscene material online]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:25:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>1754</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751350</id>
  <comments>28</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751350&amp;l=http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/11/salem_man_calls_9-1-1_to_repor.html]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(Oregon Live)" title="Oregon Live" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/oregonlive.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Drunk man calls police twice because someone stole his weed. Then he&#39;s arrested for DUI, and tells cops he&#39;s looking for person who took his weed]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Drunk man calls police twice because someone stole his weed. Then he&#39;s arrested for DUI, and tells cops he&#39;s looking for person who took his weed]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:35:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>2282</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751107</id>
  <comments>45</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751107&amp;l=http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/11/dui-suspect-to-cops-dude-i-do-this-every-night.html%3Fyeay]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  (Some Guy)]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Not news: Police pull over driver with 4 times the legal BAC limit. News: Driver tells police &#34;&#39;Dude, I do this every night&#39;&#34; Fark: Driver&#39;s last name? DUIs]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Not news: Police pull over driver with 4 times the legal BAC limit. News: Driver tells police &#34;&#39;Dude, I do this every night&#39;&#34; Fark: Driver&#39;s last name? DUIs]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Ironic" title="Ironic" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/ironic.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:49:26 EST</date>
  <clicks>14966</clicks>
</article>
 <article>
  <id>4751511</id>
  <comments>43</comments>
  <link><![CDATA[  http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4751511&amp;l=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/8344733.stm]]></link>
  <source><![CDATA[  <img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
  <headline><![CDATA[  Ugly ass bald hedgehog found (vid, pic)]]></headline>
  <description><![CDATA[  Ugly ass bald hedgehog found (vid, pic)]]></description>
  <category_icon><![CDATA[  <img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
  <date>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:34:00 EST</date>
  <clicks>10561</clicks>
</article>
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