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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921692&amp;l=http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/feb/03/britain-snow-alert-cold-spell]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Great Britain could get up to 4&#34; of snow this weekend. EVERYBODY KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Guardian)" title="Guardian" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/guardian1.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T04:36:42Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Great Britain could get up to 4&#34; of snow this weekend. EVERYBODY KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <comments>23</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921515&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096260/Supermarket-burglar-naked-covered-chocolate.html%3Fito%3Dfeeds-newsxml]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[&#34;You put your naked supermarket burglar in my chocolate and peanut butter&#34; -- &#34;No, you put your chocolate and peanut butter on my naked supermarket burglar&#34;]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T03:31:34Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[&#34;You put your naked supermarket burglar in my chocolate and peanut butter&#34; -- &#34;No, you put your chocolate and peanut butter on my naked supermarket burglar&#34;]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921441&amp;l=http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topstories/story/Busch-Gardens-welcomes-newborn-giraffe/dAlbKzMNykeeGuP4psmtYQ.cspx]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Busch Gardens welcomes ugly-ass baby giraffe to.....oh who are we kidding. She&#39;s adorable]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(WWSB ABC 7)" title="WWSB ABC 7" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/ABC7WWSB.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T02:54:12Z</postdate>
    <id>6921441</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Busch Gardens welcomes ugly-ass baby giraffe to.....oh who are we kidding. She&#39;s adorable]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <comments>105</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921647&amp;l=http://consumerist.com/2012/02/buying-generic-doesnt-save-shoppers-as-much-as-it-used-to.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Buying generic is now just as expensive as buying name brands]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="PSA" title="PSA" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/psa.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The Consumerist)" title="The Consumerist" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2010/links/theconsumerist.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T01:32:39Z</postdate>
    <id>6921647</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Buying generic is now just as expensive as buying name brands]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <comments>83</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921588&amp;l=http://www.myfoxdc.com//dpp/news/offbeat/corpse-sits-among-oblivious-video-gamers-for-nine-hours-in-taiwan-internet-cafe-ncxdc-020312]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Man died while playing video games at internet cafe, but the blank stare and smell of soiled clothing allowed him to go unnoticed by fellow gamers for nine hours]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(My Fox DC)" title="My Fox DC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/myfoxdc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T01:23:36Z</postdate>
    <id>6921588</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Man died while playing video games at internet cafe, but the blank stare and smell of soiled clothing allowed him to go unnoticed by fellow gamers for nine hours]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <comments>25</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921530&amp;l=http://www.keysnet.com/2012/02/03/419139/man-with-shorts-on-head-not-covering.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Dejected bank robber wearing shorts on his head, not covering his face, leaves without money when teller nearly laughs at him. With pic of what a shorts-on-head bank robber looks like]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T01:22:52Z</postdate>
    <id>6921530</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Dejected bank robber wearing shorts on his head, not covering his face, leaves without money when teller nearly laughs at him. With pic of what a shorts-on-head bank robber looks like]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <comments>34</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6906807&amp;l=http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/RTXPLIX.jpg]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Photoshop this hall of hams]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Boing Boing)" title="Boing Boing" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/boingboing.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T01:00:01Z</postdate>
    <id>6906807</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Photoshop this hall of hams]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>11179</clicks>
    <comments>77</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921398&amp;l=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/03/lap-band-1-800-get-thin_n_1253109.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[1-800-GET-THIN: &#34;They cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die&#34;]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Sick" title="Sick" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sick.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Huffington Post)" title="Huffington Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/huffingtonpost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T00:55:09Z</postdate>
    <id>6921398</id>
    <description><![CDATA[1-800-GET-THIN: &#34;They cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die&#34;]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>5869</clicks>
    <comments>99</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921708&amp;l=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/2312-mug-shots%3Fpage%3D0]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[This week&#39;s Mugshot Roundup features assaults, DUI&#39;s, bench warrants and wait........... they arrested a melted candle?]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The Smoking Gun)" title="The Smoking Gun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/thesmokinggun.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T00:48:44Z</postdate>
    <id>6921708</id>
    <description><![CDATA[This week&#39;s Mugshot Roundup features assaults, DUI&#39;s, bench warrants and wait........... they arrested a melted candle?]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>1735</clicks>
    <comments>20</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921397&amp;l=http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20120203/NEWS/302030086/Second-rockslide-week-reported-WNC]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[I-40 in western North Carolina which was closed due to a rockslide is now closed due to two rockslides]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="PSA" title="PSA" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/psa.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Asheville Citizen Times)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T00:45:08Z</postdate>
    <id>6921397</id>
    <description><![CDATA[I-40 in western North Carolina which was closed due to a rockslide is now closed due to two rockslides]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>7894</clicks>
    <comments>89</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921211&amp;l=http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/02/worker-falls-into-reactor-pool-at-san-onofre-nuclear-plant-.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Worker falls into nuclear reactor pool trying to recover flashlight. Worst. Origin. Story. Ever.]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-04T00:16:10Z</postdate>
    <id>6921211</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Worker falls into nuclear reactor pool trying to recover flashlight. Worst. Origin. Story. Ever.]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <comments>95</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921407&amp;l=http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-24033152-council-spends-pound-800-a-day-on-cleaning-first-shared-road.do]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[London&#39;s first &#34;shared space&#34; road is a misery for drivers, blind people, and cleaners, but at least it looks weird]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T23:18:11Z</postdate>
    <id>6921407</id>
    <description><![CDATA[London&#39;s first &#34;shared space&#34; road is a misery for drivers, blind people, and cleaners, but at least it looks weird]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>2100</clicks>
    <comments>102</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6920962&amp;l=http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20120203/od_nm/us_usa_cities_miserable%3Futm_source%3Ddlvr.it%26utm_medium%3Dtwitter]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Miami named most miserable U.S. city by panel of judges who have never been to Hartford]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Unlikely" title="Unlikely" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/unlikely.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2010/links/yahoo.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T23:03:58Z</postdate>
    <id>6920962</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Miami named most miserable U.S. city by panel of judges who have never been to Hartford]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>3194</clicks>
    <comments>67</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921099&amp;l=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-16873273]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[37 people gunned down at South Sudan peace conference]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Ironic" title="Ironic" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/ironic.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(BBC)" title="BBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bbcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T22:23:42Z</postdate>
    <id>6921099</id>
    <description><![CDATA[37 people gunned down at South Sudan peace conference]]></description>
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    <comments>28</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6906923&amp;l=http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5303/5641269934_bda1aaa42b_o.jpg]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Photoshop this out of the world probe]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Flickr)" title="Flickr" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/flickrb.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T21:00:01Z</postdate>
    <id>6906923</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Photoshop this out of the world probe]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>2670</clicks>
    <comments>48</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921215&amp;l=http://www.fark.com/quiz/93]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Fark Quiz time, you know the drill. Can you beat your score from last week?]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Survey" title="Survey" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/survey.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Fark)" title="Fark" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/fark.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T20:24:48Z</postdate>
    <id>6921215</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Fark Quiz time, you know the drill. Can you beat your score from last week?]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>15546</clicks>
    <comments>263</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6921007&amp;l=http://www.laweekly.com/2012-02-02/news/dino-m-zaffina-southern-california-darts-association/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[There&#39;s dick, there&#39;s douchebag, and now there&#39;s &#34;dart player&#34;]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(LA Weekly)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T20:15:28Z</postdate>
    <id>6921007</id>
    <description><![CDATA[There&#39;s dick, there&#39;s douchebag, and now there&#39;s &#34;dart player&#34;]]></description>
  </article>
  <article>
    <clicks>13862</clicks>
    <comments>138</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6920233&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/antarctica/9050999/Repair-man-accidentally-joins-South-Pole-expedition.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Bad: You&#39;re repairing a yacht when it sets sail with you on board. Worse: It&#39;s going to Antarctica. Fark: The skipper&#39;s last trip there sank]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Telegraph)" title="Telegraph" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/telegraph2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T18:05:04Z</postdate>
    <id>6920233</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Bad: You&#39;re repairing a yacht when it sets sail with you on board. Worse: It&#39;s going to Antarctica. Fark: The skipper&#39;s last trip there sank]]></description>
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  <article>
    <clicks>7273</clicks>
    <comments>140</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6920321&amp;l=http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Canada/20120201/tory-senators-rope-hanging-idea-120201/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Canadian Senator wants to give prisoners the option of being in the loop]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(CTV)" title="CTV" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/CTV.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T18:03:53Z</postdate>
    <id>6920321</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Canadian Senator wants to give prisoners the option of being in the loop]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <comments>170</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6920407&amp;l=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/02/us-infrastructure-deficit_n_1250886.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[All right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what has infrastructure done for us?]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Huffington Post)" title="Huffington Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/huffingtonpost.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T17:56:23Z</postdate>
    <id>6920407</id>
    <description><![CDATA[All right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what has infrastructure done for us?]]></description>
  </article>
  <article>
    <clicks>10676</clicks>
    <comments>103</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6920316&amp;l=http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/10671270/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Step 1: begin copying photos from a woman&#39;s Facebook page and blog, step 2: setup social media accounts and new blog under a new name and post them for months, step 3: profit?]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(WRAL)" title="WRAL" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/WRAL.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T17:56:11Z</postdate>
    <id>6920316</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Step 1: begin copying photos from a woman&#39;s Facebook page and blog, step 2: setup social media accounts and new blog under a new name and post them for months, step 3: profit?]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <comments>22</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919960&amp;l=http://www.marketwatch.com/story/february-is-national-childrens-dental-health-month-adas-national-give-kids-a-smiler-kicks-off-10th-anniversary-celebration-2012-02-01]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[February is National Children&#39;s Dental Health Month, or as it&#39;s abbreviated in Mississippi ... February]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Marketwatch)" title="Marketwatch" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/marketwatch.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T17:52:34Z</postdate>
    <id>6919960</id>
    <description><![CDATA[February is National Children&#39;s Dental Health Month, or as it&#39;s abbreviated in Mississippi ... February]]></description>
  </article>
  <article>
    <clicks>3779</clicks>
    <comments>89</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919907&amp;l=http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/02/tsa-arrest-stealing.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn&#39;t make us forget all the good that they&#39;ve done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T17:47:32Z</postdate>
    <id>6919907</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn&#39;t make us forget all the good that they&#39;ve done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face]]></description>
  </article>
  <article>
    <clicks>3551</clicks>
    <comments>48</comments>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919993&amp;l=http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-talk-jake-reilly-0202-20120202,0,7245661.story]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[College student gives up cell phone and all social media for three months--and actually survives to tell the tale]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Chicago Tribune)" title="Chicago Tribune" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/chicagotribune.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T17:44:37Z</postdate>
    <id>6919993</id>
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    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Come down to Marina del Rey. Enjoy the seafood, marvel at the yachts, see the bales of pot floating near the dock]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T16:24:07Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Come down to Marina del Rey. Enjoy the seafood, marvel at the yachts, see the bales of pot floating near the dock]]></description>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T15:55:06Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Woman picking her kid up from school enters through bus-only lane, hits gate with her car, drives over curb, and exits through entrance, and is busted for DUI and other charges. Ta-da]]></headline>
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    <description><![CDATA[Woman picking her kid up from school enters through bus-only lane, hits gate with her car, drives over curb, and exits through entrance, and is busted for DUI and other charges. Ta-da]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919918&amp;l=http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/6361741/Officers-in-clear-after-pepper-spraying-haka]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Utah prosecutors clear police of all charges for using pepper spray and batons on a group of Polynesian students performing a haka at a football game, because no one in Utah can be expected to have the slightest idea what a haka is]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T15:51:34Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Utah prosecutors clear police of all charges for using pepper spray and batons on a group of Polynesian students performing a haka at a football game, because no one in Utah can be expected to have the slightest idea what a haka is]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919783&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/egypt/9056975/Egypt-football-riot-live.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[The violence is spreading across Egypt as the football riots continue. Here is a timeline of the events]]></headline>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Heck of a job, Brownie]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T15:37:14Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[No happy ending for masseuse who gave customer unexpected discharge]]></description>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Shoggoth)]]></source>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919729&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2095721/Why-pretty-woman-stops-men-behaving-badly--fairer-sex-different-story.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Researchers say men become nicer, kinder, more caring when a beautiful woman is nearby. Well, duh]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T15:20:22Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Researchers say men become nicer, kinder, more caring when a beautiful woman is nearby. Well, duh]]></description>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T15:19:45Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[The Decemberists have withdrawn their support of the Susan G. Komen foundation, Nicholas I]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919987&amp;l=http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/03/Bottle-rocket-misfires-student-sues/UPI-80891328249687/]]></link>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(KTLA)" title="KTLA" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/ktla.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <headline><![CDATA[My Father always told me, &#34;If you&#39;re doing something that will make you wanted by the police, remember not to ask the police if you&#39;re wanted&#34;]]></headline>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919690&amp;l=http://nosint.blogspot.com/2012/02/france-to-send-nuclear-aircraft-carrier.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[In March there will be four carrier battle groups in the gulf region. Sleep tight, Ahmadinejad]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(NosINT)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T14:54:18Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[In March there will be four carrier battle groups in the gulf region. Sleep tight, Ahmadinejad]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919581&amp;l=http://www.komonews.com/living/kids-pets-family/Vintage-Russian-attack-plane-headed-for-Everett-138599739.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Russian attack plane headed for Everett. WOLVERINES]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T14:48:15Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Russian attack plane headed for Everett. WOLVERINES]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6920226&amp;l=http://www.suntimes.com/10400500-417/woman-dies-on-110th-birthday.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea]]></headline>
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    <description><![CDATA[Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6920053&amp;l=http://www.theboot.com/2012/02/02/man-shot-singing-kenny-chesney-song-karaoke]]></link>
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    <source><![CDATA[(Stroked Out Daddy)]]></source>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6920237&amp;l=http://www.wisconsingazette.com/breaking-news/komen-foundation-offers-pink-handgun-to-promote-breast-cancer-awareness-month.html]]></link>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T10:39:00Z</postdate>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919510&amp;l=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health-news/2012/02/02/alcohol-death-toll-equivalent-to-a-jumbo-jet-crashing-every-17-days-british-liver-trust-reveals-115875-23731726/]]></link>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T08:17:00Z</postdate>
    <id>6919510</id>
    <description><![CDATA[The number of Brits dying from alcohol related causes is equivalent to a major plane crash every 17 days]]></description>
  </article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919337&amp;l=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/9053355/Indonesian-twins-reunited-after-finding-each-other-in-Sweden-30-years-later.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Long lost Indonesian twins run into each other three decades later in Sweden living 25 miles from each other. Bonus: After viewing pic, you would wish you were a couch pillow]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T07:47:00Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Long lost Indonesian twins run into each other three decades later in Sweden living 25 miles from each other. Bonus: After viewing pic, you would wish you were a couch pillow]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919377&amp;l=http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/02/02/20120202arizona-navajo-code-talker-Begay-dies.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[How do you say, &#34;Thank you for your service, sergeant. May you rest in peace,&#34; in Navajo?]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Hero" title="Hero" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/hero.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(AZCentral)" title="AZCentral" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/azcentral.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T07:16:00Z</postdate>
    <id>6919377</id>
    <description><![CDATA[How do you say, &#34;Thank you for your service, sergeant. May you rest in peace,&#34; in Navajo?]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919327&amp;l=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dj-grothe/psychic-sally-morgan-sues_b_1244151.html%3Fref%3Dweird-news]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Foundation offers psychic Sally Morgan $1,000,000 to prove that her psychic abilities are real. Sally Morgan instead threatens to sue them...WITH HER MIND]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T06:32:00Z</postdate>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919438&amp;l=http://www.ocala.com/article/20120201/ARTICLES/120209978]]></link>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919384&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2095277/From-Washington-With-Love-How-Hillary-Clinton-styling-like-Bond-villain.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Is Hillary Clinton styling herself to be the next Bond villain?]]></headline>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Subby&#39;s looking for a new beer to try. I know you won&#39;t disappoint, Fark]]></headline>
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    <headline><![CDATA[This is why you don&#39;t let the inmates print the logos for the side of your police cars]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2010/links/yahoo.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T05:06:49Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[This is why you don&#39;t let the inmates print the logos for the side of your police cars]]></description>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Secret of red wine as revealed by scientists: &#34;You&#39;d have to drink more than 600 bottles of wine to get the amount of resveratrol that would deliver any noticeable health benefits.&#34; Subby: &#34;Challenge accepted&#34;]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-03T03:33:43Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Secret of red wine as revealed by scientists: &#34;You&#39;d have to drink more than 600 bottles of wine to get the amount of resveratrol that would deliver any noticeable health benefits.&#34; Subby: &#34;Challenge accepted&#34;]]></description>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Everyone in town wins. Except you, you get nothing]]></headline>
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    <description><![CDATA[Everyone in town wins. Except you, you get nothing]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919211&amp;l=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4103893/Mouth-artist-Steve-Chambers-50-paints-with-the-brush-between-his-lips.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Disabled artist paints beautiful landscapes with his mouth. The Sun is there]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The Sun)" title="The Sun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/thesun.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T01:49:40Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Disabled artist paints beautiful landscapes with his mouth. The Sun is there]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6919009&amp;l=http://www.lifenews.com/2012/02/01/komen-also-stops-funding-embryonic-stem-cell-research-centers/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Komen for the Cure goes full derp, halts funding for stem cell research]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[(Some Girl)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T01:41:20Z</postdate>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6907427&amp;l=http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/allreq012712/a07_RTR2VIPW.jpg]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Photoshop this bronze statue beginning]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The Atlantic)" title="The Atlantic" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/theatlantic.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T01:00:01Z</postdate>
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  <article>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Three Occupy DC protestors are on the fourth day of a &#34;sleep strike&#34; to protest the Park Police&#39;s ban on camping in McPherson Square and the bugs BURROWING UNDER THEIR SKIN]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Stupid" title="Stupid" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/stupid.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(DCist)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T00:55:07Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Three Occupy DC protestors are on the fourth day of a &#34;sleep strike&#34; to protest the Park Police&#39;s ban on camping in McPherson Square and the bugs BURROWING UNDER THEIR SKIN]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6918974&amp;l=http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/boehner-birth-control-mandate-is-unconstitutional.php%3Fref%3Dfpnewsfeed]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[John Boehner (R) claims providing co-pay free birth control to women is unconstitutional]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Talking Points Memo)" title="Talking Points Memo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/tpm.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-03T00:25:15Z</postdate>
    <id>6918974</id>
    <description><![CDATA[John Boehner (R) claims providing co-pay free birth control to women is unconstitutional]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6918836&amp;l=http://www.calgarysun.com/2012/02/01/calgary-motorists-still-not-buying-in-to-distracted-driving-law]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[New distracted driving law leads to drivers who are even more distracted than before]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Ironic" title="Ironic" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/ironic.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Calgary Sun)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T23:19:09Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[New distracted driving law leads to drivers who are even more distracted than before]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6918342&amp;l=http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/02/pseg_substation_leaks_mineral.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[NJ power station spills 10,000 gallons of mineral oil. Hazmat teams describe the scene as &#34;regular&#34;]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-02T21:44:54Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[NJ power station spills 10,000 gallons of mineral oil. Hazmat teams describe the scene as &#34;regular&#34;]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6907498&amp;l=http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/01/if-the-posters-for-oscar-nominated-movies-were-honest/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Theme: Make truly honest movie posters for any movie. LGT examples]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Uproxx)" title="Uproxx" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2010/links/uproxx.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T21:00:01Z</postdate>
    <id>6907498</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Theme: Make truly honest movie posters for any movie. LGT examples]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6918479&amp;l=http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/02/top-susan-g-komen-official-resigned-over-planned-parenthood-cave-in/252405/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Susan G. Komen Foundation&#39;s top public health official resigns over new anti-Planned Parenthood policy]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The Atlantic)" title="The Atlantic" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/theatlantic.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T20:27:45Z</postdate>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6918046&amp;l=http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/15-examples-of-how-cereal-boxes-have-changed-over]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[A look at how classic cereal boxes have changed over the years. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was even creepier in 1963 than he is today]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Buzzfeed)" title="Buzzfeed" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/buzzfeed.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <description><![CDATA[A look at how classic cereal boxes have changed over the years. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was even creepier in 1963 than he is today]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6918247&amp;l=http://boingboing.net/2012/02/01/giant-trans-dimensional-humano.html%3F]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[I could be wrong, but I believe that this resort advertisement has been Photoshopped]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Boing Boing)" title="Boing Boing" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/boingboing.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T20:10:11Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[I could be wrong, but I believe that this resort advertisement has been Photoshopped]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6918551&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/online-singles-seek-parenthood-no-sex-221244233--abc-news.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Online singles seek parenthood but no sex, which is like going to a strip club only for the beer prices]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2010/links/yahoo.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T20:09:49Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Online singles seek parenthood but no sex, which is like going to a strip club only for the beer prices]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917427&amp;l=http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/kalamazoo_and_battle_creek/kzoo-chinese-restaurant-catches-fire]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Chinese restaurant catches fire. Fortunately there were no injuries, as everyone had prepared for such an event by running around their cars at red lights]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Sum Gai)]]></source>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917661&amp;l=http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/01/tech/social-media/facebook-ipo-reactions/index.html%3Fhpt%3Dhp_c2]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[So what did Facebook&#39;s $5 billion IPO teach us? Well, for one thing, it taught us that Facebook users are a drooling pack of monkey idiots. &#34;Screw this, I&#39;m making Jeffbook...it&#39;s time to get paid&#34;]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
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    <postdate>2012-02-02T18:55:38Z</postdate>
    <id>6917661</id>
    <description><![CDATA[So what did Facebook&#39;s $5 billion IPO teach us? Well, for one thing, it taught us that Facebook users are a drooling pack of monkey idiots. &#34;Screw this, I&#39;m making Jeffbook...it&#39;s time to get paid&#34;]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917778&amp;l=http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/are-bears-purposely-commiting-suicide-to-protest-the-horror-of-bile-fa]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[How hardcore are bears? They&#39;re purposely killing themselves to protest the horror of bile farms]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Mother Nature Network)" title="Mother Nature Network" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2010/links/mothernaturenetwork.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T18:53:10Z</postdate>
    <id>6917778</id>
    <description><![CDATA[How hardcore are bears? They&#39;re purposely killing themselves to protest the horror of bile farms]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917703&amp;l=http://www.thespectrum.com/article/20120201/NEWS01/202010352/Trainer-sentenced-sexual-abuse-case%3Fodyssey%3Dmod%7Cnewswell%7Ctext%7CFrontpage%7Cs]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he&#39;s experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T18:45:08Z</postdate>
    <id>6917703</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he&#39;s experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917651&amp;l=http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-big-donors-20120202,0,3986284.story]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[For sale. One US Presidency. Asking $1 billion. Serious rich buyers only, please]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T18:12:36Z</postdate>
    <id>6917651</id>
    <description><![CDATA[For sale. One US Presidency. Asking $1 billion. Serious rich buyers only, please]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917629&amp;l=http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/gulf-47136-zoo-lowlands.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Ugly ass baby gorilla born in Florida zoo]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(NW Florida Daily News)" title="NW Florida Daily News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/nwfloridadailynews.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T18:05:35Z</postdate>
    <id>6917629</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Ugly ass baby gorilla born in Florida zoo]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917765&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/lions-apparently-not-enough-keep-intruders-055123831.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out of animal refuge, may have to switch to the Cover-2 defense]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2010/links/yahoo.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T17:58:44Z</postdate>
    <id>6917765</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out of animal refuge, may have to switch to the Cover-2 defense]]></description>
  </article>
  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917727&amp;l=http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/221731]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Yet another example of Facebook shares no one wants to see]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T17:54:42Z</postdate>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917671&amp;l=http://www.y100.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html%3Ffeed%3D104673%26article%3D9690512]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Not News: Man arrested after attempting to move the vehicle blocking his car. News: It was an ambulance. Fark: Paramedics were loading it with a patient at the time]]></headline>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917317&amp;l=http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/story/2012-02-01/toothless-woman-robs-bank-dentures/52918450/1]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Woman robs bank for denture money after being turned down for bridge loan]]></headline>
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    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(USA Today)" title="USA Today" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/usatoday.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T17:17:17Z</postdate>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917463&amp;l=http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/article/235925/8/Polk-County-cattle-owner-glad-for-red-light-cameras]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Florida&#39;s new red light cameras are catching video of interesting things besides red light runners. Like cattle rustlers. With video]]></headline>
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    <description><![CDATA[Florida&#39;s new red light cameras are catching video of interesting things besides red light runners. Like cattle rustlers. With video]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917441&amp;l=http://newportrichey.wtsp.com/news/weird/103191-fake-agent-pulls-over-car-search-terrorists]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Apparently, the idea of pretending to be a federal agent and pulling people with Ontario plates who visit strip clubs so you can check their car for bombs hasn&#39;t gotten old in Hudson]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-02T16:50:22Z</postdate>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917309&amp;l=http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/01/us-recall-crackers-idUSTRE8101FR20120201]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Crackers recalled due to egg allergen concerns, white people problems]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-02T16:49:16Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Crackers recalled due to egg allergen concerns, white people problems]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917440&amp;l=http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/02/10288441-olympic-housing-crunch-london-landlords-evict-tenants-to-gouge-tourists]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Problem: the renters you have in your flat aren&#39;t even paying close to the prices with which you could gouge Olympic tourists. Solution: evict the tenants. Wow, that wasn&#39;t even really much of a problem, now, was it?]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(MSNBC)" title="MSNBC" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/msnbc.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T16:40:21Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Problem: the renters you have in your flat aren&#39;t even paying close to the prices with which you could gouge Olympic tourists. Solution: evict the tenants. Wow, that wasn&#39;t even really much of a problem, now, was it?]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917482&amp;l=http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/bicyclist-hospitalized-after-madeira-beach-stabbing/1213465]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Bike riding in Tampa Bay just got a little more Mad Max-y]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-02T16:35:27Z</postdate>
    <id>6917482</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Bike riding in Tampa Bay just got a little more Mad Max-y]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917853&amp;l=http://publicintelligence.net/do-you-like-online-privacy-you-may-be-a-terrorist/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[If you like online privacy, yooooouuu might be a terrorist]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Public Intel)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T16:10:55Z</postdate>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917076&amp;l=http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/Misogynist-website-suspension/story-15106632-detail/story.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Woman criticises your website for stating that 85 per cent of rapes go unreported is &#39;good odds&#39;. Should you C)Take to Twitter to ask if she is a lesbian?]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(This Is Plymouth)" title="This Is Plymouth" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/thisisplymouth.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T15:24:09Z</postdate>
    <id>6917076</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Woman criticises your website for stating that 85 per cent of rapes go unreported is &#39;good odds&#39;. Should you C)Take to Twitter to ask if she is a lesbian?]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917464&amp;l=http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/01/31/bank-employees-injured-by-exploding-dye-pack/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Employees taking stacks of cash from a bank vault for an auditor to count, forget to remove the ones with the exploding dye packs]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(CBS 4 Denver)" title="CBS 4 Denver" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/kcnc_77x27a.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T15:20:26Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Employees taking stacks of cash from a bank vault for an auditor to count, forget to remove the ones with the exploding dye packs]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917786&amp;l=http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/nasa-releases-first-video-taken-of-the-far-side-of-the-moon-2012022/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[NASA releases video of the dark side of the moon, which surprisingly syncs perfectly with the soundtrack to &#34;The Wizard of Oz&#34;]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T15:18:09Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[NASA releases video of the dark side of the moon, which surprisingly syncs perfectly with the soundtrack to &#34;The Wizard of Oz&#34;]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917836&amp;l=http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-02-03/earthquake-strikes-off-coast-of-vanuatu/3808708/%3Fsite%3Dmelbourne%3F]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Quake strikes off coast of Vanuatu, only one survivor]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="News" title="News" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/news.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Abc.net.au)" title="Abc.net.au" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2011/links/abcnetau.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T15:09:27Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[Quake strikes off coast of Vanuatu, only one survivor]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917505&amp;l=http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/02/02/us-yum-idUKTRE81103K20120202]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Taco Bell customers may be spending even more time on the toilet than usual (link updated)]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Reuters)" title="Reuters" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/reuters.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T15:08:28Z</postdate>
    <id>6917505</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Taco Bell customers may be spending even more time on the toilet than usual (link updated)]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917157&amp;l=http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_NO_FLY_LIST%3FSITE%3DAP%26SECTION%3DHOME%26TEMPLATE%3DDEFAULT%26CTIME%3D2012-02-02-02-31-36]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[10000 people placed on the No-Fly List in 2011. Take that, really lousy terrorists who didn&#39;t have a backup plan]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(AP)" title="AP" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/ap.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T14:56:55Z</postdate>
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    <description><![CDATA[10000 people placed on the No-Fly List in 2011. Take that, really lousy terrorists who didn&#39;t have a backup plan]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6916984&amp;l=http://www.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20120202-325396.html]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[74-year-old man dies after choking on his dentures while having sex with a 62-year-old prostitute]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Weird" title="Weird" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/weird.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T14:36:42Z</postdate>
    <id>6916984</id>
    <description><![CDATA[74-year-old man dies after choking on his dentures while having sex with a 62-year-old prostitute]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917445&amp;l=http://wtop.com/%3Fnid%3D120%26sid%3D2731048]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Virginia may be about to pass a law that separates school year planning from King&#39;s Dominion&#39;s schedule. In other news, Virginia currently plans its school year around King&#39;s Dominion&#39;s schedule]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(WTOP)" title="WTOP" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/wtop.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T14:20:24Z</postdate>
    <id>6917445</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Virginia may be about to pass a law that separates school year planning from King&#39;s Dominion&#39;s schedule. In other news, Virginia currently plans its school year around King&#39;s Dominion&#39;s schedule]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917299&amp;l=http://www.dailybulletin.com/ci_19867289]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Step 1: Counterfeit buffet restaurant chain certificates Step 2: Go on cross-country roadtrip Step 3: Arrested]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[(Daily Bulletin)]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T14:20:15Z</postdate>
    <id>6917299</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Step 1: Counterfeit buffet restaurant chain certificates Step 2: Go on cross-country roadtrip Step 3: Arrested]]></description>
  </article>
  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917004&amp;l=http://www.mnn.com/money/personal-finance/stories/americans-have-left-their-frugal-ways-behind]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Remember back in 2009 after the economy shiat the bed and the experts said Americans had learned how to be frugal again? Well, we&#39;re back to buying expensive lattes and renewing magazine subscriptions]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Mother Nature Network)" title="Mother Nature Network" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2010/links/mothernaturenetwork.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T14:15:07Z</postdate>
    <id>6917004</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Remember back in 2009 after the economy shiat the bed and the experts said Americans had learned how to be frugal again? Well, we&#39;re back to buying expensive lattes and renewing magazine subscriptions]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917363&amp;l=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stolen-top-secret-documents-346219]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Tonight on Hoarders: Top secret]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The Smoking Gun)" title="The Smoking Gun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/thesmokinggun.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T14:07:19Z</postdate>
    <id>6917363</id>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917280&amp;l=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2012/02/01/potty-tea-drinkers-launch-save-our-cuppa-campaign-115875-23730824/]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[I&#39;m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: &#34;Put down those damn teabags and use me, you lout&#34;]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
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    <postdate>2012-02-02T14:00:13Z</postdate>
    <id>6917280</id>
    <description><![CDATA[I&#39;m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: &#34;Put down those damn teabags and use me, you lout&#34;]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6905255&amp;l=http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/TWIP_120126_/twip_120126_16.ss_full.jpg]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Photoshop this man taking his dog for a walk]]></headline>
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    <postdate>2012-02-02T14:00:01Z</postdate>
    <id>6905255</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Photoshop this man taking his dog for a walk]]></description>
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  <article>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917352&amp;l=http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Woman-steals-truck-with-cherry-picker-leads-cops-2910616.php]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Woman caught after high speed chase through Seattle in stolen cherry picker tells cops it was always on her bucket list]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(SeattlePI)" title="SeattlePI" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/seattlepi.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T13:59:18Z</postdate>
    <id>6917352</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Woman caught after high speed chase through Seattle in stolen cherry picker tells cops it was always on her bucket list]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917203&amp;l=http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Seattle-library-lets-man-watch-porn-despite-2873692.php]]></link>
    <headline><![CDATA[Seattle library lets man watch internet porn, presumably because it&#39;s easier to clean the computer screen than to unstick book pages]]></headline>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="http://img1.fark.net/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(SeattlePI)" title="SeattlePI" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/seattlepi.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <postdate>2012-02-02T13:57:12Z</postdate>
    <id>6917203</id>
    <description><![CDATA[Seattle library lets man watch internet porn, presumably because it&#39;s easier to clean the computer screen than to unstick book pages]]></description>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6917050&amp;l=http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/feb/01/sheriffs-homicide-called-to-lawrence-welk-court/]]></link>
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