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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[You know it&#39;s going to be a bad year if it&#39;s only March and you&#39;ve already been shot in the head twice]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Buffalo News)" title="Buffalo News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/buffalonews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>27</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T11:55:29Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129128&amp;l=http://www.buffalonews.com/2010/03/19/992564/man-shot-in-head-2nd-time-this.html]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[You know it&#39;s going to be a bad year if it&#39;s only March and you&#39;ve already been shot in the head twice]]></headline>
    <comments>2</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Ironic" title="Ironic" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/ironic.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Spotlights used by the Border Patrol are hindering an observatory in Southern Arizona from finding any aliens]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(AZCentral)" title="AZCentral" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/azcentral.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>246</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T11:10:46Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129468&amp;l=http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/03/20/20100320observatories-light-border-security-ON.html]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Spotlights used by the Border Patrol are hindering an observatory in Southern Arizona from finding any aliens]]></headline>
    <comments>12</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Southern Iceland evacuated following eruption of random ASCII characters at Eyjafjallaj&#246;kull]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Grapevine)]]></source>
    <clicks>887</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T10:26:48Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129302&amp;l=http://www.grapevine.is/News/ReadArticle/Volcano-Erupts-Under-Eyjafjallajokull]]></link>
    <id>5129302</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Southern Iceland evacuated following eruption of random ASCII characters at Eyjafjallaj&#246;kull]]></headline>
    <comments>27</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Fail" title="Fail" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/fail.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[When texting your friend to come over and check out some drugs you just scored, be sure not to inadvertently send the message to a drug task force agent]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(St Louis Globe Democrat)]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-21T10:18:47Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129610&amp;l=http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/19/police-woman-texted-agent-about-drugs/]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[When texting your friend to come over and check out some drugs you just scored, be sure not to inadvertently send the message to a drug task force agent]]></headline>
    <comments>13</comments>
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    <description><![CDATA[Photoshop these Antarctic arches]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <clicks>465</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T10:09:10Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5114225&amp;l=http://bigpicture.ru/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/536.jpg]]></link>
    <id>5114225</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Photoshop these Antarctic arches]]></headline>
    <comments>14</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Weeners" title="Weeners" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2002/topics/weeners.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[-eating champ wins corned beef eating competition]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(pbpulse.com)]]></source>
    <clicks>771</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T09:15:54Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129418&amp;l=http://www.pbpulse.com/dining/2010/03/17/hot-dog-eating-champ-wins-corned-beef-contest-at-toojays/]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[-eating champ wins corned beef eating competition]]></headline>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[School janitor arrested for trying to poison pupils&#39; soup, which if it was anything like the swill they served us in school, would have been a big improvement]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-21T08:23:55Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129413&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100317/od_nm/us_school_poison]]></link>
    <id>5129413</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[School janitor arrested for trying to poison pupils&#39; soup, which if it was anything like the swill they served us in school, would have been a big improvement]]></headline>
    <comments>18</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Actual headline--&#39;Butt in mulch starts a fire at BIA hotel&#39;. Apparently one should keep one&#39;s ass out of a compost pile?]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Bangor Daily News)" title="Bangor Daily News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/bangordailynews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>338</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T07:34:52Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129361&amp;l=http://www.bangordailynews.com/detail/139427.html]]></link>
    <id>5129361</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Actual headline--&#39;Butt in mulch starts a fire at BIA hotel&#39;. Apparently one should keep one&#39;s ass out of a compost pile?]]></headline>
    <comments>18</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Restaurant closes after serving your mom]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Canoe)" title="Canoe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/canoe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-21T06:12:07Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129422&amp;l=http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2010/03/20/13303406-ap.html]]></link>
    <id>5129422</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Restaurant closes after serving your mom]]></headline>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[If you&#39;re going to do a carjacking, try not to pick the vehicle with the pit bull just resuced from a dogfighting ring]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Komo)" title="Komo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/komo.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>2870</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T05:36:54Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129409&amp;l=http://www.komonews.com/news/local/88743137.html]]></link>
    <id>5129409</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[If you&#39;re going to do a carjacking, try not to pick the vehicle with the pit bull just resuced from a dogfighting ring]]></headline>
    <comments>52</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Plug" title="Plug" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/plug.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Watts arrested for resistance]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Times Herald)]]></source>
    <clicks>3613</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T04:47:11Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129220&amp;l=http://www.thetimesherald.com/article/20100318/NEWS05/100318013/1025/LIFESTYLE01/UPDATED-No-verdict-in-Watts-case]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Watts arrested for resistance]]></headline>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Photoshop this odd A-frame]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Boston Globe)" title="Boston Globe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>3530</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T03:01:10Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Photoshop this odd A-frame]]></headline>
    <comments>36</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[You know how the ancient Romans accidentally poisoned themselves by lining their plumbing with lead? Good thing we&#39;re not that stupid]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Science Daily)" title="Science Daily" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/sciencedaily.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>10704</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T02:37:29Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128448&amp;l=http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/03/100319115631.htm]]></link>
    <id>5128448</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[You know how the ancient Romans accidentally poisoned themselves by lining their plumbing with lead? Good thing we&#39;re not that stupid]]></headline>
    <comments>82</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[If you&#39;re sick today it&#39;s probably because you had cancer in a past life says psychologist who claims she was once a high priestess and leader of a mystic school in Egypt during the time of the pyramids]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(NW Florida Daily News)" title="NW Florida Daily News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/nwfloridadailynews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>1857</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T02:19:40Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128528&amp;l=http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/lives-27098-past-mccall.html]]></link>
    <id>5128528</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[If you&#39;re sick today it&#39;s probably because you had cancer in a past life says psychologist who claims she was once a high priestess and leader of a mystic school in Egypt during the time of the pyramids]]></headline>
    <comments>113</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Person shot while attending a Colorado gun show. If only there had been some way for them to protect themselves]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Denver Post)" title="Denver Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/denverpost2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>4049</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T01:35:03Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5129012&amp;l=http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_14719175%3Fsource%3Drss]]></link>
    <id>5129012</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Person shot while attending a Colorado gun show. If only there had been some way for them to protect themselves]]></headline>
    <comments>261</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Strange" title="Strange" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/strange.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[No one&#39;s ever shot a film plants can watch. Until now. Wait, what?]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(News.com.au)" title="News.com.au" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/newscomau.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>3884</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T01:30:21Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128381&amp;l=http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/new-york-plants-go-to-the-movies/story-e6frflri-1225843295189]]></link>
    <id>5128381</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[No one&#39;s ever shot a film plants can watch. Until now. Wait, what?]]></headline>
    <comments>41</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Finally, Canadians will be able to enjoy Mountain Dew the way God intended it: Loaded with cafeine]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Canoe)" title="Canoe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/canoe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>7559</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T01:29:01Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128775&amp;l=http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/03/20/13300266-qmi.html]]></link>
    <id>5128775</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Finally, Canadians will be able to enjoy Mountain Dew the way God intended it: Loaded with cafeine]]></headline>
    <comments>93</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Most awesome tattoo you&#39;ll see today]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Boing Boing)" title="Boing Boing" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/boingboing.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>33190</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T00:58:41Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128592&amp;l=http://www.boingboing.net/2010/03/19/dr-teeth-tattoo.html]]></link>
    <id>5128592</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Most awesome tattoo you&#39;ll see today]]></headline>
    <comments>169</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Misc" title="Misc" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/misc.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Mother Nature spins the earthquake wheel, and it comes up....wait for it....Guantanamo, Cuba. Congratulations Cuba, have fun with that 5.6 magnitude shaker]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>2537</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T00:10:52Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128688&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100320/wl_nm/us_quake_cuba]]></link>
    <id>5128688</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Mother Nature spins the earthquake wheel, and it comes up....wait for it....Guantanamo, Cuba. Congratulations Cuba, have fun with that 5.6 magnitude shaker]]></headline>
    <comments>58</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Asinine" title="Asinine" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/asinine.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[River of poop streamed from Denver International Airport, according to Tom Butts, County Health Director]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Denver Post)" title="Denver Post" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/denverpost2.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>6091</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-21T00:06:48Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128674&amp;l=http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_14702439]]></link>
    <id>5128674</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[River of poop streamed from Denver International Airport, according to Tom Butts, County Health Director]]></headline>
    <comments>53</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="PSA" title="PSA" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/psa.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Wondering if you&#39;ll survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Here&#39;s a handy-dandy flowchart for you to determine the strengths and weaknesses of your survival plan. You do have a survival plan? Oh God, please tell me you have a plan?]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T23:41:00Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128768&amp;l=http://gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2010/03/18/Will-You-Survive-The-Undead-Apocalypse_3F00_.aspx]]></link>
    <id>5128768</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Wondering if you&#39;ll survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Here&#39;s a handy-dandy flowchart for you to determine the strengths and weaknesses of your survival plan. You do have a survival plan? Oh God, please tell me you have a plan?]]></headline>
    <comments>189</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[16 year old non-employee arrested for making that &#34;all blacks, leave the store now&#34; Wal-Mart announcement. Bonus: police used postings on Facebook to get evidence]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The New York Times)" title="The New York Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/nytimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>12773</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T23:38:37Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128498&amp;l=http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/21/nyregion/21walmart.html]]></link>
    <id>5128498</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[16 year old non-employee arrested for making that &#34;all blacks, leave the store now&#34; Wal-Mart announcement. Bonus: police used postings on Facebook to get evidence]]></headline>
    <comments>325</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Officials change their mind, the Stripper Mobile - aka Skank Tank - is back on the streets after bannination. Tampa now officially dirtier than Vegas]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(TampaBays10.com)" title="TampaBays10.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2004/links/tampabays10.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T21:35:29Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128146&amp;l=http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx%3Fstoryid%3D127915]]></link>
    <id>5128146</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Officials change their mind, the Stripper Mobile - aka Skank Tank - is back on the streets after bannination. Tampa now officially dirtier than Vegas]]></headline>
    <comments>78</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Interesting" title="Interesting" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/interesting.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Just one more reason why subby prefers to stay on the couch]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(ABC News)" title="ABC News" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/abcnews.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>12226</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T21:26:44Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128087&amp;l=http://abcnews.go.com/Health/HeartDisease/coronary-plaque-plague-long-distance-runners/story%3Fid%3D10140233]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Just one more reason why subby prefers to stay on the couch]]></headline>
    <comments>42</comments>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[What a bird&#39;s eye view of Google Street Map might look like (with pic)]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The Sun)" title="The Sun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/thesun.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T20:51:38Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128333&amp;l=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2899864/Seagull-snap-on-Googull.html]]></link>
    <id>5128333</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[What a bird&#39;s eye view of Google Street Map might look like (with pic)]]></headline>
    <comments>58</comments>
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    <description><![CDATA[&#34;Bees bees bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they&#39;re huge! They&#39;re ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!&#34;]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(LA Times)" title="LA Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/latimes.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T20:32:36Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128263&amp;l=http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-us-bee-attack,0,604088.story%3Ftrack%3Drss]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[&#34;Bees bees bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they&#39;re huge! They&#39;re ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!&#34;]]></headline>
    <comments>117</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Photoshop this low-tech TV]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T20:30:10Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5109399&amp;l=http://bigpicture.ru/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1050-800x526.jpg]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Photoshop this low-tech TV]]></headline>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Spiffy" title="Spiffy" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/spiffy.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[A short but handy guide to the historic pubs of the UK]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Canoe)" title="Canoe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2009/links/canoe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T19:42:34Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[A short but handy guide to the historic pubs of the UK]]></headline>
    <comments>37</comments>
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  <article>
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    <description><![CDATA[26 percent of the people in this country still have something called a &#34;life&#34;]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T19:39:41Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128081&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/pew/20100318/ts_pew/74americaonline]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[26 percent of the people in this country still have something called a &#34;life&#34;]]></headline>
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    <description><![CDATA[Steal a beer, go to prison for 5 years. Sounds about right]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T19:17:43Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128084&amp;l=http://www.postbulletin.com/newsmanager/templates/localnews_story.asp%3Fz%3D2%26a%3D444073]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Steal a beer, go to prison for 5 years. Sounds about right]]></headline>
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    <description><![CDATA[Court says grandmother can be jailed up to six months for &#34;stunt driving&#34; after she went too fast passing a big truck]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Toronto Star)" title="Toronto Star" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2003/links/torontostar.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T18:47:26Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5127951&amp;l=http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/782049--new-trial-for-oakville-grandmother-charged-with-stunt-driving]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Court says grandmother can be jailed up to six months for &#34;stunt driving&#34; after she went too fast passing a big truck]]></headline>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Great news. Popular snack bar is renovated and reopened for business after being destroyed......1,921 years ago]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Daily Mail)" title="Daily Mail" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/dailymail.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T18:31:39Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128344&amp;l=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1259384/Back-business-Pompeiis-popular-snack-bar-opens--nearly-2000-years-destroyed-Mt-Vesuvius.html]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Great news. Popular snack bar is renovated and reopened for business after being destroyed......1,921 years ago]]></headline>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Dumbass" title="Dumbass" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2002/topics/dumbass.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Paramedic gives a lift to five drunken teenage girls. For some reason his superiors have a problem with this]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Mirror.co.uk)" title="Mirror.co.uk" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/mirrorcouk.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T18:13:37Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Paramedic gives a lift to five drunken teenage girls. For some reason his superiors have a problem with this]]></headline>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Silly" title="Silly" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/silly.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[When in Yellowstone Park you are most likely to be injured by (a) bear, (b) deer, (c) squirrels]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Brantford Expositor)]]></source>
    <clicks>4412</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T17:57:13Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128129&amp;l=http://www.brantfordexpositor.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx%3Fe%3D2500224]]></link>
    <id>5128129</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[When in Yellowstone Park you are most likely to be injured by (a) bear, (b) deer, (c) squirrels]]></headline>
    <comments>47</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[U.S. Navy hospital ship Comfort returns to Baltimore after two months in Haiti. Obviously, all problems are solved there now, and we can stop sending money, right?]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(UPI)" title="UPI" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/upi.jpg" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T17:25:40Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[U.S. Navy hospital ship Comfort returns to Baltimore after two months in Haiti. Obviously, all problems are solved there now, and we can stop sending money, right?]]></headline>
    <comments>80</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Catcalling women turns them against all men. Even the white knights]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>10819</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T16:37:30Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5127995&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_women_catcalls]]></link>
    <id>5127995</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Catcalling women turns them against all men. Even the white knights]]></headline>
    <comments>365</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Where do God-fearing Real Americans most like to live? They would be in Mississippi, which leads the nation in religious belief. Where are the godless heathens hiding from the Lord? Head on up New Hampshire and Vermont (damn hippie commies)]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Yahoo)" title="Yahoo" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/yahoonewsb.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>4712</clicks>
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    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5128071&amp;l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/pew/20100319/ts_pew/82mississippitopsinreligiosity]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Where do God-fearing Real Americans most like to live? They would be in Mississippi, which leads the nation in religious belief. Where are the godless heathens hiding from the Lord? Head on up New Hampshire and Vermont (damn hippie commies)]]></headline>
    <comments>182</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Sad" title="Sad" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/sad.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[The tale of the life and times of a noble chicken. It&#39;s not news, it&#39;s... really not news]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(The Pulse)]]></source>
    <clicks>3179</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T16:16:47Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[The tale of the life and times of a noble chicken. It&#39;s not news, it&#39;s... really not news]]></headline>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Minnesota DOT and bridge inspector agree to settlement, avoiding lawsuit over I-35W bridge collapse that would have made both look like incompetent morons]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Minneapolis Star Tribune)" title="Minneapolis Star Tribune" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/startribune.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T15:49:30Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Minnesota DOT and bridge inspector agree to settlement, avoiding lawsuit over I-35W bridge collapse that would have made both look like incompetent morons]]></headline>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Amusing" title="Amusing" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/amusing.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[&#34;Several passersby called Boulder police Wednesday afternoon when Catharine Pierce, 52, tended to her front yard wearing only a yellow thong and pink gloves.&#34; With pic of strategically and wisely placed duct tape]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Guy)]]></source>
    <clicks>31489</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T15:27:22Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[&#34;Several passersby called Boulder police Wednesday afternoon when Catharine Pierce, 52, tended to her front yard wearing only a yellow thong and pink gloves.&#34; With pic of strategically and wisely placed duct tape]]></headline>
    <comments>117</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Ironic" title="Ironic" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/ironic.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[It&#39;s like snoooooooooooooow on the first day of spring]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Quad City Times)" title="Quad City Times" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/qct.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T15:12:28Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[It&#39;s like snoooooooooooooow on the first day of spring]]></headline>
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    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Cool" title="Cool" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/cool.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Six women hoping to be crowned Miss Scotland. Proving that they are not all fried mars bar eating ginger slappers. With pics]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(The Sun)" title="The Sun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2006/links/thesun.png" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>25253</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T14:55:24Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5127882&amp;l=http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/missscotland/2900070/The-joy-of-six-more-Miss-Scotland-hopefuls.html]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Six women hoping to be crowned Miss Scotland. Proving that they are not all fried mars bar eating ginger slappers. With pics]]></headline>
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  <article>
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    <description><![CDATA[Not news: A car priced at $76,500. News: It&#39;s a 1970 Nissan. FARK: A 7.4 oz. platinum toy Nissan car]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Jalopnik)" title="Jalopnik" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2007/links/jalopnik.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T14:11:20Z</postdate>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Not news: A car priced at $76,500. News: It&#39;s a 1970 Nissan. FARK: A 7.4 oz. platinum toy Nissan car]]></headline>
    <comments>41</comments>
  </article>
  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Florida" title="Florida" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2002/topics/florida.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Man puts on a suit, takes a taxi to an office, and goes completely unnoticed while spending the next 18 hours looting the office entirely of computers]]></description>
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    <postdate>2010-03-20T13:43:28Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5127900&amp;l=http://www.wtsp.com/news/mostpop/story.aspx%3Fstoryid%3D127936%26provider%3Dtop]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Man puts on a suit, takes a taxi to an office, and goes completely unnoticed while spending the next 18 hours looting the office entirely of computers]]></headline>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Christ returns to Earth, is immediately tasered by city police]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Minneapolis Star Tribune)" title="Minneapolis Star Tribune" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/startribune.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>9077</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T13:24:31Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5127922&amp;l=http://www.startribune.com/local/east/88697362.html%3Felr%3DKArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUr]]></link>
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    <headline><![CDATA[Christ returns to Earth, is immediately tasered by city police]]></headline>
    <comments>54</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Obvious" title="Obvious" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Ric Romero with this breaking news: Organic label misused on some foods]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Boston Globe)" title="Boston Globe" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2002/links/new/bostonglobe.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>1790</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T13:07:26Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5127891&amp;l=http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2010/03/20/report_says_organic_labels_misused/]]></link>
    <id>5127891</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Ric Romero with this breaking news: Organic label misused on some foods]]></headline>
    <comments>93</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Photoshop" title="Photoshop" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/photoshop.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Photoshop this prized poultry]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[(Some Chicken Named Junior)]]></source>
    <clicks>2254</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T13:05:10Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5108590&amp;l=http://bigpicture.ru/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/0428.jpg]]></link>
    <id>5108590</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Photoshop this prized poultry]]></headline>
    <comments>27</comments>
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  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Scary" title="Scary" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Dumb: Forgetting to clear your browser cache. Dumber: Calling in IT guy to upgrade your computer. Fark: IT guy&#39;s mom gets you arrested on child porn rap. Happy ending: Supreme Court tells cops to suck it]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(Toronto Sun)" title="Toronto Sun" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2008/links/torontosun.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>20762</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T12:58:23Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5127877&amp;l=http://www.torontosun.com/news/canada/2010/03/19/13296811-qmi.html]]></link>
    <id>5127877</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Dumb: Forgetting to clear your browser cache. Dumber: Calling in IT guy to upgrade your computer. Fark: IT guy&#39;s mom gets you arrested on child porn rap. Happy ending: Supreme Court tells cops to suck it]]></headline>
    <comments>177</comments>
  </article>
  <article>
    <category_icon><![CDATA[<img alt="Followup" title="Followup" src="https://ssl.fark.com/images/topics/followup.gif" width="54" height="11">]]></category_icon>
    <description><![CDATA[Necessity is truly the mother of invention. Especially if you&#39;re a trainer at SeaWorld and your job is to brush the teeth of a whale who just ate a trainer]]></description>
    <source><![CDATA[<img alt="(TampaBays10.com)" title="TampaBays10.com" src="http://img0.fark.net/images/2004/links/tampabays10.gif" width="77" height="27">]]></source>
    <clicks>11487</clicks>
    <postdate>2010-03-20T12:40:27Z</postdate>
    <link><![CDATA[http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=5127892&amp;l=http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx%3Fstoryid%3D127893]]></link>
    <id>5127892</id>
    <headline><![CDATA[Necessity is truly the mother of invention. Especially if you&#39;re a trainer at SeaWorld and your job is to brush the teeth of a whale who just ate a trainer]]></headline>
    <comments>41</comments>
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