Jennifer Chu, a doctor distraught by Burmese medical conditions, leading colleagues in Myanmar relief effort. Now that's a Win-Win Sad Chu Asian

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Music teacher accused of fondling 4th juvenile organ. Pianist

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Man struggling to breathe performs tracheotomy on himself with steak knife rather than waiting for help to arrive. Oh, well -- suture self

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By Farker demand... Super Deluxe bites the dust

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We need supplies / There is no doubt / Send us food / And stay the hell out / Burma Aid

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"Great tits cope well with warming"

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Amy Drughouse arrested on suspicion of wine possession

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How did House Democrats treat Barack Obama when he came to talk to undecided superdelegates? Basically like a returning knight who just slew a mighty dragon

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John Daly shoots 67 at Italian Open, dozens wounded

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European Space Agency is looking to send British citizens into space. Would prefer to start with phone sanitizers, marketing consultants and hair stylists

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(Farktography)

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 157: “Abandoned Things" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme

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(The London Paper)

Firefighters called out to rescue a tortoise trapped in a garden chair. Early reports suggest it was "so very scared"

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Police break down door of sleeping man, shoot him five times, find no drugs, charge HIM with assault, remove him from intensive care. and... it gets worse

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(Some Guy)

Half of all airline accidents occur on landing. Actually, unless they crashed into the air, so did the other half

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Asshat teenager drives onto baseball field full of players and fans. Since he didn't hit anything police suspect he was a Detroit Tiger fan

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(Some Guy)

Butte burglar given five-year sentence, unfortunate prison nickname

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Hillary Clinton - "I won't quit." Barack Obama - "I don't care. Eat my balls. The first black presidential nominee from a major party? Me. Book it. Done."

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(The Local.se)

Saab admits to using human cadavers for crash testing. Mmmm mmm mmm mmm

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One of the worst railroadings in history, courtesy of the War on Drugs. That's some really fine police work there, Lou

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FBI raids offices of Tommy Chong affiliated Spectrum Labs, manufacturer of Urine Luck

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(ScienceDaily)

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Judge lets a pedophile go free because he says his 11-year-old victim "welcomed sex." (Caution: Eye bleach needed before you go any farther)

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Texas teens tell cops: They dug up a grave and built a bong from the bones. Excitable boys, they all said

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