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Sat December 27, 2014
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Woman ordered to undergo mental evaluation after throwing bacon and sausage in a police station. If you waste bacon like that, you deserve to be mentally evaluated
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(7)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Columbia Journalism Review names Don Lemon the worst journalist of 2014. CNN immediately blames Columbia University for orchestrating the disappearance of MH370, Bill Cosby's rape fetish, and the Sony Hacking scandal
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(7)
 
(Some Smelly Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create a new perfume brand (LGT goes to blank perfume bottle)
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(13)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Getting busted huffing in a Walmart bathroom on Christmas Eve is no way to go through life, mommy
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(17)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Despite orders to take it down, zombie nativity scene REMAAIIIINNSS in place
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Climate change is affecting Pinot Noir production, forcing vintners to move to Washington and Oregon
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea blames the US for the country's internet outage, then says racist things about President Obama. The time to strike is NOW
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(99)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hundreds of foreign politicians and business leaders shocked *SHOCKED* to discover that their affair with the hot little North Korean translator was really a part of a secret plot to grow an army of western-looking spies, extort money and favors
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(40)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fire dept: ''At the risk of sounding like a Christmas tale, the cause of the fire was believed to be sun refracting through a snow globe in the shop window which then ignited 'reindeer food' and fake snow material in their window display"
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's good to teach students about the evils of Hitler. But just don't do it with Lego people and questions like, 'Why is Hitler wearing a witch's hat?'
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Party on Rhode Island, you beat out Colorado for having the most stoners
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(37)
 
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
Activist enlivens Vatican Nativity scene by reenacting Baby Jesus' first meal while topless (w/SFW pic)
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(64)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Obviously doing traffic stops using emergency lights, fake badges didn't ensure "no one would mess with him"
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(39)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Charges include attempted murder, possessing explosives, and keeping a rabbit
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Can traffic in China get any worse? Let's add a runaway ostrich and see what happens
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(18)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a good time for a boat to land on top of your roof
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(17)
 
(Medina-Gazette)
 
 
 
The one good time when your husband blasts you with a shotgun is when you find an undiagnosed heart condition and it saves your life
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(17)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian police find cocktails in a car. Difficulty: Molotov cocktails
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(7)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Even if your husband's a "horrible person," it's not worth using car title loans to hire a hitman to kill him. Those interest rates are murder all by themselves
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blank block of wood
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(23)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus - at least for over 1,000 stolen cats who have been recovered in time to save their lives. Bonus: over 300 have already been reunited with their families, just in time for a very Merry Caturday
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(464)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The garden columnist's dilemma: Should I publish advice about how to grow marijuana?
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(34)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your doctor invites you over to his house, asks you to put on his wife's clothes, offers drinks, of course you're going to wake up in his bed with a few hours missing
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(55)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman with a rare condition that has lead to her breaking or dislocating every bone in her body, says she's playing it safe and sticking to skateboarding
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(42)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ten things not to buy in 2015. TotalFark still highly recommended
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(169)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Nutmeg, the go-to spice for Christmas, has a dark, secret, deadly history that is more appropriate for Halloween
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(51)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Illegal drugs and prostitution have helped propel Britain to the #5 spot on the worldwide list of best economies
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(52)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, a very special Boxing Day episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican priest who spoke out against the country's spate of violence was found murdered on Christmas
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"...Overall, Google received 3,105 requests from world governments between July 2013 and December 2013 to wipe 14,367 pieces of content"
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(40)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Toll booth worker hands out ticket with #icantbreathe handwritten on it. Now #hecantwork
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(104)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Before the internet, the only place people could ask questions about searching for fetish pornography, My Little Pony toys, and song lyrics were libraries. And here are some of the most bizarre questions ever asked of librarians
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know things are bad out there when the men who are robbing you find out you have no money and take your three-week-old puppies instead
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(24)
 
(Gannett)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trophy admiration
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(12)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Do not roll a joint when a police motorcycle is next to you
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Staying in a Marriott hotel? Hope you like paying their wifi fee. You're going to use your phone? Good luck with that
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(211)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Whose fault is it that airline travel sucks so bad? Yours, mainly
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this playing with fire in the water
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(11)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ebola is a U.S. bio-weapon. ISIS is a Jewish-led creation of Israel and the CIA. Get the real story, sheeple
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(101)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson decided to acknowledge Sir Isaac Newton as the most important figure born on December 25th, something that irritated Christians who think Jesus was born in December and not February
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man drives to Temecula on Christmas day just to kick some guy's ass over Kobe beef
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NYPD arrests 7 people for saying mean things about them. The First Amendment was on its way to help but got detained by a stop and frisk
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Académie française wants you to STFU with the LOL although IFIYGD and YMWAHAYFSOE are both sort of okay
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Fecal bacteria is lurking in the waterways of Wasilla, Alaska, which I'm sure nobody will try to turn into a political metaphor
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(72)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gesundheit. *POW*
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jesus, Mary, and Josef Stalin
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(62)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It isn't really Christmas in L.A. until the palm trees burst into flames
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but jihadis have likely reached 'Peak ISIS.' Apparently you can only promise "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" so many times before they start to question your ability to deliver
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hair-flipper
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(Some Doctor)
 
 
 
If you're a surgeon about to perform surgery on a woman's son, don't try to assure her that everything will be okay while you're eating a jelly doughnut. And whatever you do, don't let her see you drop jelly onto the hand you'll be operating with
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(73)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Depending on how high and adventurous you are, there are at least 17 different things you can cook on a waffle iron, including crab cakes, grilled squash, and sticky rice with tofu
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh hospital sends babies home in Christmas stockings. It's the ultimate stocking stuffer
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(52)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Not sure what to do with your old Christmas tree next week? Feed it to the goats. "It takes less than an hour for the goats to strip the tree bare"
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(66)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
And they might have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddlesome Orthodox nuns living at St. Nilus Skete
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(15)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
18-year-old man and his 42-year-old wife arrested for stealing Christmas decorations, his defense? "Well, this is my job"
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you know who swapped the baby Jesus with a real pig's head the Haverhill police would like a word with ya
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(60)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One man's trash is another man's opportunity to shoot at people
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(75)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Bear that had been foiling Game Department officials for three days captured in suburban Phoenix backyard. Thank good-a-ness for bait pic-a-nic baskets
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(11)
 

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