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Mon May 20, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that in a lawless hellscape plagued by internecine bloodshed, there is systemic abuse in the management of humanitarian aid
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(MSN)
 
 
 
City of Seattle clears another homeless encampment, finds over $20,000 in cash. You could rent a small place outside city limits for quite a while with that kind of money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some other habits into this motivational poster
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Series of tremors detected south of Seattle, this time sadly not starring Burt Gummer
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Driver with STAYUMBL plate misses court date, judge order plate upgrade to STAYBONDED20K
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Does the song title begin with the letter "I" or with the word "I"? Either way, two hours of those songs are coming up on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man armed with knife shot by Auburn police. Are they really Auburn? Only their hairdressers know
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida man goes shirtless, steals police cruiser, leads law enforcement officials on chase that reaches speeds of 149 mph. You know, just another day in the Sunshine State
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
The many benefits of sleeping with your dog (the morning breath can be a bit rugged, though)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Obama told me to take crystal meth
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge rules that a dead man's seed can be planted by his parents
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Look, when you gotta drown a spider, you do what you need to do
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Guillotine-style metal door in animal enclosure at the zoo simultaneously fails and works as designed
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you wanna get arrested, crashing into the local police headquarters building will surely do the trick
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian finds $100K gold nugget with a metal detector, forcing us to conclude that the gold nugget was trying to detect other gold nuggets
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Millennials, Gen Z pessimistic about life, rightly blame everything that has gone wrong on the boomers
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a gigantic pink flamingo floating in NYC's East River
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman completes historically accurate Marathon run
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Great, now how am I supposed to drink my $18 asparagus water
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this attack dog
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Miss Montana heads to the beach after having extensive work done
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Smartest guy on the UFO hunting scene dies without seeing a UFO after spending 60 years looking for them. It's almost as if..there aren't any? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
1990s -Tailhook. 2019 - Listicles
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
First tropical system could emerge tonight with start of 2019 hurricane season still 11 days away. Well, if you can't be on time, you might as well be early
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. police "errantly released" a man from jail last night. So if you're him they'd really appreciate it if, you know, you'd come back. Thanks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get Cultured, Shakenly. Buffalo, New York. June 20th
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(AP News)
 
 
 
North Carolina, where "no" might legally mean "yes" and roofies are legal
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Taco Bell themed hotel to open in Palm Springs, with Taco Bell food, Taco Bell cocktails, a Taco Bell nail salon, and hopefully industrial-grade Taco Bell rated bathrooms
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft. AI. Whisky (last item)
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Storm Prediction center issues convective outlook with 45% chance of tornadoes in TX and OK in the next 6-8 hours. It's shaping up to a big weather day on the plains
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Proper speling is impordant for eberyone, lest you incur the rath of Mictey Mouse
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(SFist)
 
 
 
"For lack of actual video evidence, here's the tsunami scene from San Andreas"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dan Ackroyd says aliens are here and want to have sex with human women
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers raises risk level for Corona Dam to 'high urgency.' Current plan of throwing slices of lime in it appears to be unhelpful
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news is that we found the source of that buzzing noise behind your bedroom wall. The bad news is that it's 80,000 bees
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
As ransomware deadline approaches, hackers now demand $100,000 from Baltimore or they will start deleting data. Orioles first baseman Chris Davis asks how much more to wipe clean his batting stats from the past two years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eiffel Tower currently being evacuated as someone is trying to climb it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Climate change may cause blindness in octopuses, reports network already blind to climate change
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Belgian king refusing to take court ordered paternity test to be fined $5,000 a day for all his Belgian waffling
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(Swindon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man goes on naked rampage, threatens to sexually assault a dog, tries to fight cab driver. Surprisingly, NOT Florida Man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption these college cheerleaders
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As Pastafarianism approaches its 15th year, the founder reflects on how it came to be
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman recounts the arrival of SWAT team with smoke bombs and gunfire at homeless encampment. Although, considering the amount of drugs recovered, it's a wonder she didn't see Scooby Doo or Puff the Magic Dragon
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Doorbell cam shows napping yellow lab wake up and chase off bear cub
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Britain's iconic red telephone boxes are up for sale or rent. Also up for sale are blue police call boxes it's unclear if they are a lot of them left or if it's the same one that keeps moving around
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Video rental chain starts selling CBD. For all you geezers out there, CBD is what the millennials are calling pot brownies these days. For all you millennials, video rental stores are kinda like a meatspace version of Netflix
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
No one is sure if town was named after loaf of bread, peanut butter, root beer, ox tongue, or mayonnaise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Powerful computers, reality show stars, and of course Florida Man - it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 5-11 Silly Job Titles Edition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Turnpike Authority notices commuters were enjoying an extra lane to the Holland Tunnel a bit too much so they fixed the glitch
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horse
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