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Tue July 29, 2014
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More than 40 percent of all British people would refuse to travel if they didn't have a smuggled jar of Marmite with them
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Stone Brewing Co is selling future W00tstout production to raise money for its Berlin Germany expansion. Almost sold out looks like. Bonus Drew in the thread talking about beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having kids is a challenge...they're picky eaters, day care is expensive and what's a mom to do with them when she's trying to get to the threesome at her apartment building's public hot tub?
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(Fortune)
 
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(Climate Central)
 
 
 
June, 2014 was the hottest month ever recorded on Planet Earth. This is all Al Gore's fault
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Q: What happens when a beer snob is forced to drink fruit beer? A: He discovers he's not as much of a beer snob as he thought. Not as much of a man, either
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(54)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman now working night security, because of course he is and also Florida
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Refund from local car dealership forces woman to count her pennies
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scary: Woman kidnapped by her ex. Sad: Will be set free if she can get $25,000. Fark: And give the money to the police for bail
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(WTFark)
 
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HE GREAT WIPE HYPE: Iowa Town Urges Citizens To 'Wipe Local.' As In Their Butts. With Toilet Paper.
 
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Experiment with OKCupid profiles confirms that you can be a really beautiful person inside but that doesn't matter because nobody can see it in your profile picture and so nobody cares
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"La Fin Du Topless Sur La Plage?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Concealed carry permit holder shoots at fleeing bank robber, forcing legitimate cop to take cover and cease pursuit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Massive hole found in the US border, and its not our immigration policy
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(33)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The only thing spreading faster than Ebola in Africa are the conspiracy theories about why Ebola is a CIA-manufactured weapon to reduce the population of Africa
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(45)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The only thing classier than getting married in a Superman costume while your bride wears a Wonder Woman costume are the wedding photos from your special day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who lost his hand to fireworks says he will stay upbeat and keep grabbing life by the throat, though not with both hands as before
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(44)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Clowns involved in one car auto accident. Dozens injured
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We get it. You're trying to prove some kind of point about the Second Amendment by going into an airport carrying a rifle just to buy some coffee. But could you watch where you're pointing that thing?
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(264)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot says Obama is making him feel bad and he may just take his polonium and go home
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Russia violated nuclear treaty. Difficulty: in 1988
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lightning strike feels like being cooked in a microwave, says man who has been struck 10 times and cooked in a microwave
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli tanks takes out only power plant in Gaza. If they keep this up, Obama will make speeches about their country's failing infrastructure
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In fairness there was no "bird plucking prohibited" sign on the train
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
1/3 of all Americans who have credit cards have credit card debt that is currently in collections, need another credit card to pay that one off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew's friends who own Seacrets in Ocean City kindly ask you to vote them Coolest Bar Ever in the final round of voting. Bonus: it kind of is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ebola is nothing to get worried about
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ebola is coming to kill us all
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(111)
 
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual leaf
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(27)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
True or false. You can have a key made and shipped to you by emailing a picture of any key
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(146)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Want to live longer? Just outrun the Grim Reaper
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Protip: The firefighters can handle the tunnel fire themselves. It is easier when you don't steal their firetruck, though
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
With seven warrants out for your arrest, the tree outside the credit union drive window is probably not the best place to practice your knife throwing skills
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(14)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Giving oral sex to your boyfriend in a parking lot at Walmart in Louisiana is obviously OK, as long as you don't leave your kids locked in a hot car while doing it
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Mon July 28, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
After a devastating tornado ripped through Revere, Massachusetts, the Boston Globe would like to allay people's fears: Kelly's Roast Beef is still open
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas mayor arrested for official oppression by blocking a woman in her own driveway and suggesting she trim her grass. And by "trim her grass," I mean, "you know exactly what I mean"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tape of Nixon discussing Panda sex is missing about 18 minutes of the really hardcore stuff
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(25)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You can now buy shark repellent known as "The Shark Shield"
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(47)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's the goddamned bat goatee in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(79)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Delaware announces mandatory threesomes for incoming freshman class. University of Delaware trifecta now in play
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(42)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nothing like 'White Pride' tattoos for eyebrows to show how good you are at life decisions
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The risks of circumcision: Loss of sensitivity, mutilation, herpes... wait, what?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shopping cart
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
4th Circuit: Virginia is for lovers, even same-sex lovers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Silly White Girl or: How I learned that I am useless at foreign aid and love staying the fark away so professionals can work
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hey ladies--have you ever used a bathroom at the University of Delaware? Congratulations on your film debut
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Hello officer, I'd like to report that I think this meth I've been smoking is laced with something. Any chance you can take a ride over and check it out? Great, see you soon
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(28)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The most piss-poor excuse for a drug bust I've ever heard
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(81)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Dad furious after Wal-Mart refuses to sell him beer because he was shopping with his 15-year-old daughter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The announcement of Sarah Palin's new channel brought out the snark on Twitter, as people came up with their own Palin-ized TV shows. Can you Farkers do any better?
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin won't be swimming bare chested in this Russian pond any time soon
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when One Direction's Zayn Malik Tweets #FreePalestine? Well, we learn that there are lots of losers out there reading One Direction's Zayn Malik's Tweets, for one thing
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Looks like someone's not getting to the gym in 26 minutes
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(DIY Photography)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bride-to-be
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Universities are starting to realize that having an entire department dedicating to teaching students how to analyze the feminist symbolism of Chaucerian mythology and its effect on post-Industrial deconstructionism might be kind of a waste
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(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party IV - Chicago, Illinois: October 3 - October 5
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russia: Those satellite images are clearly Photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels. I should know, I've doctored photos in my time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The joy of sects, tyrannosaur gangs, and feathered little bags of shiat: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/20 - 7/26
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(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Pub owner loses watch, only finds it when his dog's stomach starts ringing last call
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Dozens hospitalized after exposure to Country music
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
When robbing a beauty supply store and the till won't open, do you A) Take the till with you B) Leave, or C) Give up and take the hair extensions
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Liberia closes barn doors well after the horse has bolted and then died bleeding from all its orifices
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(110)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That "hand-bottled, small-batch" rye you like to impress your friends with? Yeah, it was produced in a giant factory distillery in Indiana
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(319)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Weak tornado leaves short trail of minimal damage in small state
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(51)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging from this morning's commute, you have, gas has dropped nine cents in the past week and is threatening to actually start following the law of supply and demand
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three out of four employees working in buildings without air conditioning have called in sick at least once this summer because they couldn't face another day working in a smelly, clothed sauna
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(81)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apple is spying on you -- but, then again, what computer technology isn't?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bull semen collector says it's a tricky and dangerous job. "We know just by reading an animal, how far we can push things"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What's old is new again especially in the case of this 1990 Toyota Supra for sale in Canada. Only 92 kilometers and still sporting the plastic wrap on the seats
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A century ago today Kaiser Wilhelm II had a cunning plan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Firefighter obesity is becoming a problem in the US, especially when the jaws of life have to be used to remove firefighters who become stuck in the hole while sliding down the pole
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(98)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
With all other crimes solved in New York City, police spent the weekend collecting DNA from scene of where U.S. flags were replaced with white flags on Brooklyn Bridge. Such villainy will not stand
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pentecostal Evangelist claims to have Lord's authorization to sidestep biblical commands against homosexuality
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British police to start confiscating drivers' cell phones after all car accidents, no matter how minor, to check whether either one was on their phone when the accident happened
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(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
"I've been killing them for 57 days," said Hill. "I was saving them in a 5-gallon bucket, since then it's gone out with the trash. I was going to take it down there and show them, this is what I'm living with" (gross image warning)
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(60)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at how secret societies can stay secret during the age of the internet
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(75)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
As it's summertime, what's your favorite driving song?
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(186)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Vietnamese are eating less dog, but more cat: "Eating cat meat is better than eating dog as the meat is more sweet, more tender than a dog"
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(104)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this run-down facility
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(25)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's extreme heatwave may kill up to 10,000 people. "Raging temperatures have continued to fuel a frenzy of betting with bookmakers"
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(166)
 
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Remember the magical warlock who convinced kids to have sex with him by promising to bring their dead parents back to life? Well, he got his ass kicked in jail today
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(123)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The reason why milk is located in the back of the grocery store? It's not as obvious as you think
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(187)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pilot who never heard of Sully Sullenberger attempts Florida beach landing
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(105)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Possibly the greatest advance in water balloon technology of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American doctor infected with Ebola while in Africa. This is, terrifyingly enough, not a repeat
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(150)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
World's Worst Arsonist: Confused man sets himself on fire attempting to burn down an occupied home
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog chases cat. News: Dog gets his leg caught in long grass on council-owned land and slips a disc. FARK: Dog's owner sues council for £5,000
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