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Sat May 30, 2015
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
A group of students are shocked, SHOCKED that California history textbooks only portray the things they want you to know about
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Fri May 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Feds reveal what it was like to be a 'Realfella' for the infamous 1978 Lufthansa cargo hanger robbery after disclosure of their most detailed evidence to date
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(42)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
World's most expensive house now being built. Estimated cost is $500 million, not including cable
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(97)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
MassDOT's $90 toll for crossing the Tobin Bridge was too greedy even by government standards
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(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So long, Little Buddy
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(52)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Wine expert hails wine and weed pairings. Hurrah
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wall-walkers
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How many Orange County prosecutors does it take to violate the constitutional rights of one mass murderer? All 250 of them
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(114)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ever hear of the prank where you set alarm clocks to go off in your school lockers? Turns out that's a felony
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And... here... we... go
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(248)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dispute over last remaning BBQ rib leaves one woman with a piercing stare
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Look, this is getting tedious. No, I didn't try to kill this guy, either. What's with you guys?
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(59)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
SAT results were mysteriously lost, which is exactly what subby has been telling people for years
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(23)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frozen, cracking Lake Baikal in southeastern Siberia
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(27)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
$209 a pound, "artisan", 20 year old, cheese . You can't have any because you're not hipster enough, you're poor and it's already spoken for
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(130)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a short week. Let's face it--nobody was working very hard. That's why you'll do well at this week's Fark Weird News Quiz. Well, everybody except that one guy. You know who you are
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Dukes of Hazzard was just a TV show and that's no way to exit a parking garage, grandpa
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(53)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No officer, grabbing a masseuse's hand and putting it on your junk it NOT sexual assault. Well, it IS, but SHE is not the one doing the assaulting
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(71)
 
(DeadState)
 
 
 
"So ... you're ... gay???"
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(190)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Why'd the Florida man slash the woman's tires? She got to the bingo hall B4 him
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(19)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Woman buys a baby photo of somebody from decades ago, finds the person who was the baby in the photo thereafter
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(16)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Bartender found guilty of shooting patron 56 times. Wait, scratch that. After he served the patron 56 shots
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(89)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
This is the church / And this is the steeple / Watch the lightning strike / And scare all the people
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(35)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor hopes the film "San Andreas" will get residents to prepare for a major earthquake. Just like "Titanic" helped prepare travelers taking a cruise with Carnival
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(48)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police arrest two women running a risky business near high school. Unclear if large numbers of savings bonds were also found.(Video)
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(62)
 
(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
Beach balls have multiple purposes. You can play with them, bounce off them, attack sea lions with them
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Should YOU go bronde?
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(92)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
FIFA admits to being super villains, but did not time travel
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(34)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Apparently Siri knows the home phone number of CT Governor Dan Malloy and if you ask, she will just connect you
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone is pointing a green laser at airplanes flying over Long Island. ISIS? Could it be ISIS? Wait a minute...green? Jade is green, isn't it? ISN'T IT?
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(49)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canada scraps 'tampon tax'. Well, it's bloody well about time
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(58)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Father charged with child neglect after his baby was found crawling around the street in the nude, the family's loyal pit bull in tow. "Dogs don't make the best babysitters. Especially those dogs"
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(64)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Underwear sales figures show that 'granny panties' are the next big thing
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(104)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The U.S. is producing so much oil right now, our refineries are almost at capacity and we're looking for new customers to sell our surplus to. No, this is not an alternate Earth or a temporal side-effect of the Large Hadron Collider
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(120)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Texas floods force Anheuser Busch to properly label their cans
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You can't keep that bear, you don't have the permits to do so"
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(19)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will go somewhere else
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian authorities arrest suspected Pakistani spy. Difficulty: Pigeon
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(15)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Introducing the two horsepower garbage truck. This is not a repeat from 1798
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(19)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be less racist? Just try sleeping more
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(54)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy divers to help Confederate ironclad rise again
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(39)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
It's raining cats and dogs on I-95 in New Hampshire and that's not an euphemism
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(19)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind smashes glass door, walks down middle of street in broad daylight holding 51-inch tv over his head - gets away with it?
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(20)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
19-year-old college student places Craigslist ad seeking to "rent a family" to spend time with on her birthday, because she grew up in a series of foster homes
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(55)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Best teacher ever accused of showing before-and-after photos of her boob job to students. Wait, a teacher can afford a boob job?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Is that a U-Haul truck at the crematorium? ... I think they're taking bodies out of that U-Haul truck"
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(47)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds Mississippi as the fattest state, with 35.2% of the population considered obese. There is a word for the other 64.8% who aren't yet at a dangerous level. Tourists
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just won a $650,000 settlement with the police department over them beating the crap out of you. Here's your check, and oh, by the way, a warrant for your arrest on 14 felonies
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(65)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you concerned that your number of sexual partners is unusually high? Or that the number is so low it's pathetic? Well, Slate presents the Sex Partner Calculator to tell you just how proud or shamed you should be
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(317)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Senior class cancels class trip, donates $8,000 towards health care costs to their principal who is fighting cancer
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern-day biker
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman called the police to ask for help with her suicidal boyfriend and they arrived armed with assault rifles, asked her to wait outside and then shot him dead"
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(210)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Now that's what I call real drag racing
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
7am: Have sex. 8:30am: Tackle your hardest task. 10am: Go shopping. 1:30pm: Eat lunch. 5pm: Get some exercise. 7pm: Drink some wine. 10pm: Go to bed
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(79)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The terrorists have won; no Muhammad drawings will be displayed on Washington buses or subways
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(463)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Russia has fielded a full team of Politics Tab players, hoping to win the World HOTY while FIFA is away
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(58)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Not news: Deputies respond to domestic dispute. Fark: Gator vs. Horse
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(13)
 
(Some Totally Sane Guy)
 
 
 
The Blue Bell Ice Cream listeria outbreak was just a story so the government can use the ice cream trucks as mobile refrigerated mortuaries
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(82)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen athlete can't compete in Junior Olympics because she was bitten by a shark. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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(16)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You might call it a ... *puts on sunglasses* ... Wesson in stupidity. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(27)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Look at the tits on that (Very safe for work)
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When most dogs are dying, they just want to be left in peace in a dark corner. But this guy decided to take his dying dog on a cross country adventure
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(24)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, there are people who consider the Duggar clown-car circus to be "too liberal"
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but we have answered the age old question of why there are holes in Swiss cheese
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(23)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well somebody is going to have a problem when a school's dress code for graduation includes using the term 'girls' for boobies
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(67)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
High Times' "Strongest Strains on Earth" issue intentionally excludes Colorado pot because it's TOO good: "The Denver Cup annually produces the majority of the winners, so we thought we'd showcase strains from other Cups around the world"
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is a nearly indestructible virus out there that can survive boiling acid. And it just might be key in saving the human race
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
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(29)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando School District will now monitor all staff and students' social media accounts. Orwell's "1984" noticeably absent from summer book lists
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To prove not all billionaire CEOs are heartless and greedy thugs, Chobani CEO will donate half of his wealth
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(82)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
An assault rifle used in seven unsolved Northern Ireland murders has been discovered on public display at London's Imperial War Museum
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(45)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pygmy hippopotamus gives birth to ugly-ass calf
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(17)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California legislature set to legalize the scourge of roadways
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