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Wed June 01, 2016
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're overcompensating for something Switzerland
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A man who sliced his face open with a chainsaw while working on his farm miraculously survived by driving himself to hospital after "tying his head together' with bandages in his car." H-A-R-D-C-O-R-E (w. amazing X-rays)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now you just look pathetic, ISIS
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Can it really be considered 'armed robbery' if your choice of weapon is a sharp rock?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
62-year old former police officer Drew Peterson, who is currently serving a 38-year prison sentence for the murder of his third wife, is convicted of hiring a hit man to kill the prosecutor who sent him away; now faces possible life sentence
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Somebody in Connecticut is about to become the owner of a really great conversation piece
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
A theme park opening in France devoted entirely to wine? Pour me a glass and take my money
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, 2016 could set new records for shark attacks on people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newborn abandoned in a box in a San Francisco State University dorm in 1984 just came full circle ... by graduating from the same school
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
There's a SodaStream for beer now
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(Time)
 
 
 
Tl;dr: "LEAVE THE CINCINNATI ZOO MOM ALONE"
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Woman who pushed husband off cliff in Glacier National Park appealing to U.S. Supreme Court, not at all appealing to future boyfriends
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
New W.Va. law allows the purchase of more powerful fireworks. Number of stories featuring the phrase "Hey y'all, watch this" projected to rise
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Church lady has dyed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A look at the controversial subject that's tearing our nation apart
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(AvaxNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unskilled rider
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Hacked road sign displays anti-Trump message. Big deal, a lot of road signs do that: "Stop," "Dip Ahead," "Slow Children"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Public urged to stay away from decomposing whale with "face eaten off"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"911- What's your emergency? "Help I'm lost in the woods." "Fine sir, I'll dispatch an officer". 911- What's your emergency? "Help we're lost in the woods"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Finally, my traveling dancer pole repair business will show a profit
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Step 1) Get arrested by Sheriff Joe, 2) Wear pink shirt, 3) Profit
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(Patch)
 
 
 
When you fire one lawyer and hire another, make sure the new one is qualified to defend you in the court that is prosecuting you. This means you, Ammon Bundy
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burlesque dancer Maggie McMuffin, who was in no way pulling a stunt to raise public awareness of dancer Maggie McMuffin, is outraged, outraged that Jet Blue wouldn't let her board wearing shorts so short you could almost see Maggie's McMuffin
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(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forging station
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why are so many swear words monosyllabic? F*ck if I know
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Doctors shrink the drug used for Viagra, making it small enough to work in patch form. Fark braces for inevitable rash of Exploding Penis Syndrome stories next year
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FRESHeBUDS wireless, water-resistant earphones. Or bouquets of flowers that sprout from your ears. (Sponsored Link)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Politician records himself burning traffic tickets he disagrees with because, duh, he's a lawmaker not a law-follower
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kids are using it at rave parties now. They take powdered chocolate and snort it. Its called uh, "chocolate". Don't look at me. I just know things
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are bread pants a sandwich?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today is the 100th Anniversary of the largest naval battle in WWI with over 250 German and British ships involved; happy Battle of Jutland day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea endorses Best Candidate
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Hundreds of people exposed to measles in Arizona. If only there were some sort of vaccine that would prevent these outbreaks
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What if I told you that you were in the wrong Carolina?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finland's military training exercises mistaken for an invasion
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest thing that could kill you? Running a marathon
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Did the Devil really write this Bible?" No
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Wood tick racing: It's a thing in Loretta in Wisconsin's Northwoods, and it's taken very seriously
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The family that slays together, stays together
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Want to live like Thomas Jefferson? A replica of his Monticello home is up for auction
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The only astronaut to come from Syria is now a refugee seeking a new life in Turkey
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Baby elephant found in storm drain. Funny music theme played while people removed him from drain
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korea creates social network superior to Facebook for all three of its internet users, and the rest of the world. No word if Kim Jong-Un coded it in an hour on his day off or not
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The end is nigh. Well, at least for Russia
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists study rare disease that makes you believe you're dead, decide to name it "Nebraska"
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this garden cart in use
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(Network World)
 
 
 
CEO falsely claims to be a lawyer, fakes documents, fabricates lawsuits, conjures up a non-existent judge, gets caught, pays victims a half-million settlement and blames it all on an unnamed co-worker. Ta-da
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thanks to everyone who tramples through restricted areas, poops on trails instead of in the bathrooms, and takes really unsafe selfies, you're the reason why the National Parks may soon limit visitors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All the idiots at the zoo screaming may have caused the gorilla to notice that the kid had fallen in the enclosure to start with
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline is carnivorous
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mayor accused of bribing councilman with: A) hookers; B) cocaine; or C) kitchen cabinets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French rail workers strike because it's their turn
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Because he could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel. And because Wittgenstein and Schlegel were Farkers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of the Baader Meinhof Group are out committing robberies to fund their retirement. Dang terrorists never save properly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
🐊 O_o
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Vietnam War memorial in California so badly defaced by graffiti it will have to be rebuilt by studying photographs
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Unexpected item in the bagging area
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea attacks Sea of Japan again
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