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Fri April 29, 2016
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(Violinist.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilot refuses to let concert violinist bring her 1742 Guarneri violin on board "because I say so." Sad trombone
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Imagine being attacked by chickens? Better yet imagine being a baby echidna and being attacked by chickens...by the way: WTF is an ECHIDNA?
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Chicken wings. Serious business
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita police looking for a thief who stole $1,000 worth of Blue Man Suits. Includes helpful surveillance photo of suspect carrying Blue Man Laundry Basket
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The founder of K-Tel, a company that brought you the Miracle Brush, the Dial-o-Matic, the Mini Pop Kids, and a bazillion compilation albums has died. But wait, there's more...actually no, there is no more. Goodnight sales guy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, you got your Tinder in my Facebook. No, you got your Facebook in my Tinder. Ewwwwww
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
30 brands you're pronouncing wrong you New-tell-uh
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently it's good to be a top military official in North Korea under Kim Jong-un, what with the Pleasure Squad of 2000 North Korean girls servicing them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man arrested for shooting 16-year old over toilet paper. Maybe next time the teen will remember to replace the roll going over instead of under
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Judge rules the city of Seattle cannot rummage around in your garbage anymore
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Today's "naked man running through traffic" story is brought to us by San Antonio, Texas
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina Senate sends HB2 repeal bill to a committee that meets as often as transgender people actually commit assault in bathrooms
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely lakehouse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"KNOCK, KNOCK." "Who's there?" "HELLFIRE." "Hellfire who?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, Judge doesn't buy Omaha man's claim that he had NO IDEA what a rainbow flag stood for when he snatched it off his lesbian neighbor's house in the middle of the night, lit it on fire and paraded it in front of their house
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
For six weekends, beginning on Thursday at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, more than 2,000 pigeons will put on an avian-powered light show. Coo, Coo, Coooool
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After Boehner insults Ted Cruz by calling him a "miserable son of a biatch," Cruz tries to claim that he doesn't know Boehner and never worked with him, which is interesting since Cruz was once Boehner's attorney
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
'Human Centipede II' shown to high school class in Tennessee and no one is sure why
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Granny to celebrate 100th birthday with pole dance. Suck it Betty White
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought elephants could fly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Panda/hedgehog with a bomb shot leaving Fox
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So you're looking to impress with a nice dish to serve to some special guests. What's your go to? Wow us.. Here's your chance. And.. no, not just booze
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
UC Davis chancellor placed on leave in aftermath of web-scrubbing effort. University cops only had to pepper-spray her once to get her out of the administration building
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Texas church asks members to pay $500 to drink pesticide 'elixir' to cure erectile dysfunction"
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shutters
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man who says he is bipolar and suffers from anxiety disorder, agoraphobia and has anger problems goes to a bar and drinks a pint of moonshine and five margaritas. With predictable results
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Millennials going door to door for grass
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
This is why you don't order a prom dress from China. "A quilt with arm holes"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Click-bait may be killing real journalism, but on the brighter side, it's going to keep Fark afloat for decades to come
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Thanks junk food from the West, you've managed to infiltrate rural China and make their childhood obesity rates explode
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sitting on the dock of the bay / Watching my children sail away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cat rescued from tree following successful crowdfunding campaign
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(Metro)
 
 
 
World's tiniest cell phone is very popular with prison inmates, who are buying buttloads of them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How beer could help with weight loss *if you drink 3,500 pints per day
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in the Philippines, frontrunner candidate Rodrigo Duterte has said his first act as president will be to pardon himself for mass murder
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Since we're running out of clickbait story ideas, how about we do a Voltron of fearmongering article?" "RUN IT"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cops find a naked woman and a half naked man sleeping in the passenger seat of a car parked in a handicap spot. "When asked why he was parked, the man said, 'When the mood hits.' The man smelled like alcohol"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in controversies in other countries, Iceland was almost torn asunder by a bill on sauna nudity
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The deadliest white powder in existence is: A) Arsenic; B) Cocaine; C) Caffeine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It may be EZ Pass, but that does not mean you can skip out on $12,000 in tolls
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keysmart Key organizer. Made in Chicago. Gatekeeper not included. Wait. Chicago? (Sponsored Link)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see awesome but creepy abandoned amusement park pics? Of course you do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US sends ancient Buddhist sculpture to Pakistan where it'll be much safer
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Man gives up decade long search for an elusive cougar, also known as Steve French. Shoulda put some weed out for him
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You were supposed to kill the GOPHERS, not the golfers
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tomato
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Baltimore cops celebrate Freddy Gray shooting anniversary in predictable way
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Dog is great
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS footage reveals fighters as frightened, disorganised rabble
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea successfully launches another XSRBM (Extremely Short Range Ballistic Missile)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police lawyer: That video doesn't show my client stealing an expensive gold chain from that victim of police brutality. Victim's lawyer: ENHANCE
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Legally, it's not necrophilia if you're trying to conceive
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently the way to honor your dead fishing buddy is to use him as bait to land a monster catch ...at least for these guys
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Public Schools: We didn't get one dime of that $24 million in pot taxes promised to schools. State of Colorado: You didn't apply for it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you were on either JetBlue flight 583 or flight 584 on April 21, 2015, you don't know how lucky you are that you survived
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to throw a birthday party for your 'favorite' pothole to get the city to notice it and repair the road
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Air Force is planning to pit the F-35 against the A-10 in a series of "common sense, real world" tests to see which is better at close air support- just as soon as it, you know, stops raining, and they get the F-35s computers to reboot-again
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 573: "Tangled Up 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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