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Tue January 17, 2017
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When your mom calls you by the dog's name, it just means she loves you
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Our long international nightmare is finally over...or is it?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
L.A. community college pays $28,000 to free itself from ransomware, will hope to recoup the money after one new part time student enrolls
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Mon January 16, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Every 25 years the Canadian returns to the lake of his birth to breed a new generation of pucklings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seven wonders of Instagram have now been calculated according to hashtags, and the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben and the Golden Gate Bridge are the most photographed things in the world
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening wife with nail-infused bat called 'the clown tickler'. "He claimed he created (it) to protect his children from scary clowns"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The RSPCA would like to ask the public to double check before calling them out to catch a toy snake
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cops pull over DUI suspect who flees on foot. Once they catch him, his twin brother interferes. Or was it?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff's Department to begin using drones to respond to bomb threats, hostage crises, doughnut deliveries to squad cars
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Thief stuffs python into his pants and slithers away in daring pet store robbery--LOOK THE HEADLINE ALREADY MADE THE TROUSER SNAKE JOKE, OKAY?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Neighborhood Guide has named this city the most surprising food destination in North America. And yeah... it's surprising
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha mall owners alert millennial kids unlike those fascist hippies in California they can still use social media to recreate "New Radicals" music videos in their properties
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Giant alligator found in nature reserve, seeks vengeance against Happy Gilmore for what he did to his father
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(Instructables)
 
 
 
Inventor creates robot that can play bagpipes 24 hours a day, seven days a week, without ever getting tired. He is truly history's greatest monster
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Ah, Vermont, land of maple syrup, mountains, and alert citizens who can spot a bank robber by his failure to recycle
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's trolling, and then there's painting your train in the national colors and writing "Kosovo is Serbia" in giant letters before sending it to the border (with trolling pics)
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
A Google search about the penalty for double homicide might be something you want to do BEFORE pulling the trigger. Also, remember to clear your phone history
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An enormous anomaly has been spotted on Venus. This is not to be confused with that equally enormous anomaly on Uranus. Seriously, get that thing looked at
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Google apologizes for citing Robert E. Lee's birthday instead of MLK Day in 3 states. In other news the 3 states in question don't apologize for still celebrating Robert E. Lee's Birthday in the first place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden shower
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where our alligators seemingly eat school buses for lunch
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(YouTube)
 
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If you drop your GoPro camera in the lake, just let it go, man, cause it's gone. Until next year when someone else finds it and sees your family videos and returns it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Most Germans don't think racial profiling is a problem. This is not a repeat from 1933
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CAPTURED: Istanbul, not Constantinople nightclub shooter apprehended in Istanbul, not Constantinople suburb
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(University of Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The Rev Dr. Martin Luther King's letter from a Birmingham jail cell to other clergy continues to be far too relevant. It's long, but worth the read
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Renewable energy becoming too plentiful and cheap for coal companies? Simple, propose legislation to ban them and fine any utility for using renewable energy. Welcome to Wyoming
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eugene Cernan, the last moon walker, has died. SHAMON
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Out of respect for the Boss, the B-Street band backs out of Trump inauguration gala
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The US Patent and Trademark Office is empowered, by the so-called "disparagement clause" of a 1946 law, to protect American sensitivities by denying trademark protection to "immoral, deceptive or scandalous" trademarks. Enter "The Slants"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you are receiving disability payments for a disabled right arm, don't go to Disney World and use your right arm
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
This is how you use the Wendy's Drive Thru, West Virginia style
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I cannot believe that worked": A jackknifed semi truck that was blocking Interstate 80 performs a controlled slide for over a mile to reach an exit and re-open the road
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those responsible for hacking the hackers, have been hacked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People are now abusing opioids prescribed to pets. Your dog still wants steak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new Los Angeles Chargers logo
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coastguard called out to reports of cries for help find two amorous owls instead. ORLY
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, pot is not legal in North Korea. Like most other minor offenses, you would face a fine, hanging, flame-thrower and 120mm mortar detonation for a first offense, and it gets worse from there. So don't get any ideas
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's 'free the six pack' law to take effect this week. Subby's six pack went free-range years ago and hasn't been seen since
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Astronaut realizes too late that there's not a Snapchat filter to cover up mystery lights outside the International Space Station
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zhou Youguang, who simplified writing Chinese has died at 111. Apparently he got his idea after spending his first 110 years trying to finish reading just one book
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Front page ruckus in Greenwich CT involves booze, swearing, AND yelling. That's a whole year worth of mayhem in one afternoon
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
IMF: Well, because of Trump and Brexit, let's pin all our hopes on Canada. (We're doomed)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Suddenly, ANTS
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How one decorator tried - and failed - to make Trump Tower tasteful
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In Alabama, today's holiday is Robert E. Lee's birthday. Happy Spite Day, everybody
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're so drunk that firefighters have to pull you off a utility pole, you're an idiot. If you're drunk enough that firefighters have to pull you OUT of a utility pole, you're a legend (pics)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the eight men who have as much money as half of the world. Combined
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Five Generations Show Up for WWII Veteran's 100th Birthday. " All Russell Halchak of Nanticoke wanted for his birthday were some scratch-off tickets. When you're 100 years old, you've got all the gifts you really want"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Don't you want to have sex so badly that you would do it with your kids in the backseat?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The second most wanted fugitive by the FBI can be moved up one spot on the list
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
During his final days in office, Obama considers Manning up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If life played by Disney rules
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Apparently sitting on a wall leads to pot smoking
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(Some Quantum dude)
 
 
 
Did John Titor, an alleged time traveller, actually predict the rise of Donald Trump?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Another Missouri school district considers 4-day week due to budget cuts. Parents do not like this new math
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Hundreds of students seeking "sugar daddies." Nihil sub sole novum
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trksh frght pln crshs n Kyrgyzstan nghbrhd
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Foreigners likely tried to influence Canada's election. This news makes me hot blooded
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(KCET Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The history of one of LA's oldest still-operating restaurants, Philippe's, and the city's signature sandwich, the French Dip. Subby is hungry for roast beef and au jus now
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Naked woman leads police on multi-county high speed chase. Surprisingly, not in Florida
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places
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