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Thu September 03, 2015
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Kim Davis taken into custody for neglecting her duties. Elected officials everywhere hope the trend doesn't spread
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you're a freelance worker, the local coworking office is just like a real office except you're encouraged to drink beer, visit casually with friends, and take naps
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(7)
 
(Harbor Island Beer Festival)
 
 
 
Hey NYC and CT farkers. Come to the Harbor Island beer festival on October 3rd, 12-5PM
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(21)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Because of some surprise horseplay, this is the cutest tiny 17-inch horse you'll see all day
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(30)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine man charged with spray painting a Sasquatch on public property. What a Sasquatch was doing on public property is anybody's guess
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(29)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The lowest-paying companies in America, where you can work full-time and remain below the poverty line. Bonus: includes a handy list of the CEO salary of each
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(152)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ni Hao
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(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If every state had an official word, this map shows what it would be. Dammit, Iowa, what the hell is "Kybo?" At least everyone knows Nebraska's "Runza" is a disgusting marriage of cabbage and hamburger shoved into a pita roll
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(147)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing going on with global warming in Britain this weekend as the blokes get out their snow shovels to prepare for sub-zero temps
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(43)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Once again, Masshats are the nation's worst drivers
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Judge rules Tom Brady's balls are just fine
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
China goes B-5 and pulls out all the stops at Victory Day parade by showing off its 'I'm going to sink your aircraft-carrier' missile
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(130)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The latest government conspiracy isn't about aliens, CERN, Area 51, JFK, it's...wait, what? Vegan Mayo?
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(42)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
We'll call him Shaun
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(20)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Diaper importer deported to Korea. Says he's not from there
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why you don't try to rob a female MMA fighter? You may end up on the ground with a leg wrapped around your throat, and screaming for help
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(76)
 
(Some Warning)
 
 
 
Photoshop these B-9's
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(22)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Just one of those days: first couple you try to rob at gunpoint has no money. Second couple points out that you have no bullets, so you load the gun as you flee. Third group beats the crap out of you and you shoot yourself. Then the cops arrive
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a refreshing twist, foreigners packed into trains bound for Germany is a good thing
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(62)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Mooner: "Hey, look at my ass." Passerby: "Gimme a break." Mooner: "One brake, coming up"
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(26)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man has public audition for new Discovery Channel series "Naked and Insane"
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(17)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Will the judge find her in contempt? Will she go to jail? Follow the travails of the clerk who finds it impossible to do her job, and the county that finds it impossible to fire her. It's your pre-hearing Kim Davis thread
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Country club tries to hush female beer attendant allegedly assaulted by a lawyer member, almost adopting the "she had it coming to her" approach
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(97)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A king cobra is on the loose in Orlando. Sleep tight
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC needs someone to move 750,000 balls. What's your mom doing on Monday?
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Idealistic couple discovers that quitting their jobs to travel around the world only works in the movies
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(ABC)
 
 
 
And the latest side effect of vaccination is *spins wheel*...becoming a kidnapper?
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The world's largest arcade machine is taller than an elephant and will make you feel like a kid again. A toddler, to be more precise
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(45)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 539: "Mosquitoes and Camp Fires" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 02, 2015
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Every city has a recognizable aroma. Paris smells like a bakery. Barcelona smells of food, Seattle of coffee and smugness. Then there's Toronto
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ohio may not legalize marijuana because everyone is worried about privatization
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
You know, I'm not quite sure what you should do if a hooker steals your wallet, but impersonating a police office and going to bang loudly on her door probably isn't it
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Company unveils assault rifle with Bible verse printed on the barrel its creator says it is designed to repel Muslim terrorists
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to perfectly skin a watermelon... should the need or desire ever arise
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(53)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A dust pile the size of Arizona is slowly moving across China. Not to be confused with the stationary dust pile that is Arizona
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(55)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wavy building
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(26)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sit down, this may be shocking, but the founder of AshleyMadison.com had affairs and cheated on his wife
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(63)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Man dies of stupidity
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(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis' campaign for governor will face its first major challenge in a couple of weeks, as the candidate struggles make it past Kentucky Bourbon Week without any major pants-related issues
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(40)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Parents sue to stop their child's gender reassignment surgery. Fark: She's 48 years old
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(285)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bay Area traffic is all clucked up today
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(23)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The world's worst city flags: Provo wants you to take your senior vitamins and Calgary is thinking Arby's
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oldest survivor of San Francisco earthquake of 1906 dies, but considering she lived 113 years she got a pretty fair shake
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man saves his wife and child from a fire, then goes back for the really important stuff. His BBQ ribs
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(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona man takes the Castle Doctrine literally
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Some hippy claims that wind and solar power will be cost effective one day. And by "hippy" I mean the U.S. Energy Secretary. And by "one day" he means today
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fruit foul-up
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida woman determined to blow off charges of drunk driving, drug possession
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(99)
 
(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
ISIS unveils its new currency with gold, silver and copper coins. People are again reminded to always call 'tails' in a coin toss
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(127)
 
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Need to fake being pregnant with triplets to impress family, friends and strangers? Go to FakeABaby.com
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(64)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It turns out, people creating doctored videos to slander women's health organizations may actually be liable for damages after all
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(178)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Monsanto's new super-broccoli packed with engineered nutrients to help you fight cancer and cholesterol, glow in the dark, make you immune to joy, communicate with squids, sweat pharmaceuticals, grow third eye and/or testicle on forehead
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey finds violent baby names are on the rise in America, such as Trigger, Shooter, Caliber, and Magnum. Can Boom Headshot and Sucking Chestwound be far behind?
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(187)
 
(WSET)
 
 
 
Liberty University erects 28 stories of rigid freedom
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(66)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In this edition of your HIV status newsletter you can see just who else receives it
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(18)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Traffic was snarled in Arkansas when a covered wagon over-turned and blocked the interstate with old timey anachronism
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(29)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Hey a-holes, FYI: America is host to six of the top ten unfriendliest cities
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(214)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CIA and JSOC are running an operation in Syria to hunt and kill the leaders of ISIS using drone strikes, but don't tell anyone 'cause it's a big secret
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
'As the U.S. recognizes "Victory over Japan Day," Price wonders if anyone younger than 70 years of age will much care. "What I'm thinking is: How many people today remember World War II?" he said'
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(203)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Texas man violently sexually assaults a 2-year-old girl. District Attorney: Oh, you
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(319)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Oh. look. An essay contest to see who gets to take of someone's quaint Vermont inn. This would make a great movie with Julia Duffy, Chevy Chase, and William Sanderson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle sues the former head of his charity foundation over an unpaid loan of $185,000, says he'll take repayment over the next 10-15 years in candy bars and cigarettes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS you all are slacking on your campaign of cultural vandalism, there's a lot more priceless World Heritage sites to pick from around the world to deprive of humanity
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans needlessly spend over $19 billion per year renting cable boxes, and the FCC is poised to stop it. Cable companies: But...but...consider the extrapolatables and hypotheticals and study out the unskewed paradigms
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Dust off your Y2K bunker and survival gear and get ready for; Supermoon Lunar Eclipse 2015, on Sept 27, next one due in 2033, with short bonus NASA video
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this road to Hell
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
What yoga and yoga pants look like around the world
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(175)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hide your wives, your husbands, your kids, and your pets - Josh Duggar is missing from sex rehab
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(302)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
By 2050 seabirds will have so much plastic in them it will be hard to tell them apart from an average Southern California woman
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(33)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Poway, a city in the San Diego metropolitan area, has asked CNN to not cover this year's Santa Ana fires
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Icelandic government: Sorry, we can only take in 50 Syrian refugees. Icelandic people: Björk that, we've got spare rooms, pull up a stól and try the brennivín
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(153)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Delta to begin paying business flyers if their flight is slower than American Airlines or American Toilets
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(30)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fox News reader reads her name on a toy hamster, sees resemblance, sues, returns to exercise wheel
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(89)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Roach clipped for attempted marijuana theft
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(17)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
First the liberals took prayer out of our nation's classrooms. Now they're trying to take mass baptism off our high school football fields
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(78)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
While in Anchorage, the President pops into a cafe, buys $18.25 worth of cinnamon rolls and muffins, and leaves a $31.75 tip. Thanks, Obama
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(100)
 
(Road Warrior Voices)
 
 
 
Cockpit cockfight
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get this cat some tuna
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(23)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who skinned a cat in Phoenix?
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(52)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Army is going green
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(49)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
This temple stood strong for many years, until ISIS made it disappear
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband wants me to dress up as one of our friends during sex and he wants to call me by her name. Should I be worried?"
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(89)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
California's version of Hurricane Katrina is coming
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(60)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The Central Florida shopping mecca known as Flea World has been exterminated
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(22)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Some teenagers with too much money are paying up to $1147 to learn the dos and don'ts of social media, like how they shouldn't put their whole lives on Facebook. In other news, common sense is dead
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