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Sun February 14, 2016
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Jonathan Coulton's JoCo Cruise 2016 booking is now open. Now offering rum, the lash, and... what's that third thing again? February 21-28, 2016, on Royal Caribbean's Freedom Of The Seas
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Apparently, you aren't zoned for a 'swingers' club' ma'am"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Annual Central Park Ice Festival cancelled by New York City officials due to cold. Ironic tag pleased to be used appropriately for once
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These photos will make you wish you were a Mongolian cowboy
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Everett police announce they have arrested 'Beardo' the bank robber. Ironically the beard was fake
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Valentine's Day in the 22nd century
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The best laid romantic plans
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was over, thousands of new occupiers are flooding the Malheur Refuge
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is the big thing about growing up poor, and it sticks with you the rest of your life
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some random dude claiming to be Kanye West's friend may have just swindled Pharmabro out of $15 million
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Did you get something special from your lover? Who wants to date the man known as Subby? Are you going to buy all the chocolate at the store once that day passes? Here is your Valentine's Day thread for all you lovers out there
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(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
I used to be a pedestrian like you, then I took a blowdart in the knee
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The FBI wants to remind all of you desperate singles that online scammers will find and exploit your loneliness this Valentine's Day
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Rabbit Hash General Store engulfed in flames. Mayor reportedly barking orders to four fire crews at the time
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat February 13, 2016
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The biggest business on Valentine's Day? Catching cheaters
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
How do teenage boys get laid these days? Volume, volume, volume
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump in the pocket of Big Popcorn
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
This just in: Supreme Court Justice Scalia is still dead. Thread 2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these angry vegetables
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
If you're the agency responsible for a flying manhole cover death of course you will conduct an investigation. With predictable results
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missiles shipped to Cube returned - This is not a repeat of 1962
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kinky couple calls police for help because they lost their handcuff key. Police arrive, present outstanding warrant for husband, and thank them for thoughtfully pre-handcuffing him
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When being watched by the police it might be a good idea to leave your 1.5 lbs of heroin, $20,000 cash and guns at home
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Audit finds pretty much every traffic court in Missouri is a cesspool of corruption and rights violations
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(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Scalia dies on Texas hunting trip. Dick Cheney's current whereabouts unknown
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman beats husband after discovering he planned to attempt an armed takeover of a federal wildlife sanctuary
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
At least 50 vehicles reported involved in crash on ice-covered I-78, with multiple fatalities
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(The Province)
 
 
 
Strange lights in the sky weren't actually a UFO, they were just a man flying his box kite 10,000 feet high with LED lights on its tail. Which raises the question: Where the fark can you buy a kite that can fly 10,000 feet high?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids trying to get ahead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN gives you a nice list of ways you should feel bad for paying less than $2 a gallon for gas
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Well, what's the point of having a fast car if you can't drive fast?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tired of cars parking in her driveway, homeowner starts blocking them in with two tons of gravel, a garden trowel and a sign reading 'Happy digging' (pics)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There are mega yachts, there are private jets, and then there's this insane combination vehicle. It could be the next ultimate toy for billionaires
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Those 8,500 troops, 50 warships and 200 military aircraft deployed along the Ukrainian border this week? They're just there for a "military exercise", according to Russian spokesman Boris Badenov
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A drug dealer who took to Facebook to mock the judge who spared him jail has been ordered to return to court so his sentence can be reviewed"
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
All I ever got in a cereal box was a cheap toy
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Whoop Whoop ...Whoopin' it up at the Carnival in Rio since 1953. Debauchery I tells ya
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
F-16 pilot discovers his plane will only take 15 minutes worth of fuel while refueling over ISIS-held territory. KC-135 Stratotanker crew says no worries, we'll keep nursing you with gas until you get home safely
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are these the worst Valentine's Day photos ever? Well, surely they can't be that bad...*Scrolls* hmmm, it's bad but not that bad...*scrolls" Ok, that's pretty bad ... *scrolls* OH LAWD
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(Shropshire Star)
 
 
 
Rare Nazi propaganda board game that encourages German children to invade Britain and there's no possible way to lose for sale at British auction. Still a better game than Monopoly
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this birdwatcher
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Not news: Man collects scrap metal, sells it, buys food. News: the food is for the 70-odd feral and homeless cats he cares for. Fark: He hasn't missed a day for over 21 years, or approximately 1,100 Caturdays
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We lost one of our own today. RIP dolphkhan
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Answering the door covered in blood was a little on the creepy side, but no matter how you slice it, police also think it was a little on the patricide
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
French nuns Awaken the Giant Within, avoid soup kitchen eviction with $25,000 check from rictus-grinning giant they've never heard of. "This is wonderful - now we don't have to be in the street"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Armed robber tries to steal expensive shoes. Victim disarms the robber. Also unarms him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hai skool seenyers upset they're righting scors ar low on ACT evin if they kan pay $50 to git rescord
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Here they are, your Bundy Militia themed Valentine's Day cards. "'Ammon' love with you, Valentine"
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