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Wed April 23, 2014
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"NJ family sues over under God." Hmm -- preposition trouble. Apparently they don't to be dictated to from about down out of above or something
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(The Local)
 
 
 
First economic sanctions, now North Koreans are barred from learning how to make cheese
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magic picture box
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(15)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
First online spam sent 20 years ago. Nigerian prince now serving his fourth term as king
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(15)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"The next time you're cleaning your fish pond, remember to turn off the ultraviolet sterilization lamp"
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
A man celebrating his birthday pees on a van. Then things get weird
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(8)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I think the internet is officially being catfished by raunchy sorority girl emails
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(33)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Meet the British gamer girl living life as a fully blown Disney Princess
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
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"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court gives police the power to execute searches based solely on anonymous tips. There is no way that this can backfire
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(London Community News)
 
 
 
Move over, Grinch: Girls caught fencing stolen Easter bunnies
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(8)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Experts say eating flowers could be good for your health, increase your stamena
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(29)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Gun silencer sales are skyrocketing, in case you hadn't heard
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(213)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paint-filled eggs falling out of my vagina? It's more likely than you think (Not safe for work)
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(74)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Dumb: A child molester from Georgia travels to Colorado. Dumber: while wearing his ankle monitor tracker. Dumbest: To meet an underage girl who was actually a cop in a undercover sting operation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds men still interested in sex even when in severe pain. "It's only a flesh wound"
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Defendant afraid tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" on his neck might just prejudice the jury in his murder trial. O Rly?
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Tue April 22, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nice: Providing wood for public Easter bonfire. Not so nice: With live machine gun ammunition hidden in it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're a girl and wear pants to prom? GTFO
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(146)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Police: Man 'armed' with potato attempts robbery in Rhode Island. I can defend myself against fresh fruit but a potato is a whole nother story
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fark: Naval Academy lacrosse player threatens cab driver with a knife. Farker: A butter knife
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Hey officer, could you keep an eye on my really nice, expensive bike while I run into Walmart and grab a few things?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Since 2000, CEOs of fast food chains have seen their salaries quadruple. Their employees, however, have seen their salaries decrease by a minimum of 1%
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The New York Police Department just got a, shall we say, brutal lesson in social media
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cardiologist accuses strip club into drugging him into signing off on extravagant charges. So he went back three more times to be sure
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Always know where your towel is. Also your toilet paper. Especially if you might appear in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When questioned after his arrest for rape of 10-year-old, man explains, "I'm not the normal guy that everyone thinks I am"
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street viewer
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Student's buzzkill grandma gets school to stop giving kids Mountain Dew before tests
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When you make a "run for the border" in your car, try not to do it at 2:00 a.m. when you're shiathammered drunk. That goes double if you're a Florida state representative
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
According to US News & World Report, seven of the best high schools in the nation are located in a state not exactly known for the intelligence of its residents
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas, where pig farms have better air-condition and temperature regulations than the state jails
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Texas fertilizer plant explosion that killed 14 people could have been prevented if the company hadn't stored the explosive material in combustible bins that were housed in a combustible building that lacked fire sprinklers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This article starts out discussing clickbait headlines. You won't believe what happens next
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Burning Man organizers to host 240 band rules-free, law-free festival across from Bundy ranch. Trolling Level is over 9000
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fark: In the previous calendar year there were 100 cases of MERS. FARK: In the last two weeks there have been 100. MERS kill rate is 33 %. Farkkkkk
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Reason 496 Why New Orleans is the greatest city in America: Crawfish Strudel
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Oh those nutty TSA agents and their harmless pranks
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(50)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
But your honor...we were planning to steal the booze, then sell it to buy milk for the kids we left home alone....we swear
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy bride-to-be
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New invention turns your cellphone into a microscope. This will really help the next time I need to send somebody a picture of my junk
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
County sheriff to hold Shotgun Shootout to raise funds for children's charities like free eye patches for kids
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
OMG a gruesome MAGGOT crawled into one little pistachio out of millions and millions that are put into Tesco bags. That's just NUTS
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(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
"Adams presented numerous items which were set aside for sale to the customer service desk in hopes of convincing them he actually purchased the items and needed to return them without a receipt"
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
When walking the dog goes wrong: "Steele then grabbed a plastic sack and displayed it in a threatening manner, according to police"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until you get arrested for stabbing a relative in the leg during an argument. And try and stay awake in your mug shot
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
I'm sorry the co-signer of your student loan died. So pay me. Right now. All of it
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(AP)
 
 
 
Having crippled voting rights and campaign finance reform, SCOTUS now takes the axe to affirmative action
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fairfax County school system in Virginia announces new, "sshh, it's OK, precious snowflakes, you can sleep in as late as you want" policy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Antisemitic mayor, forced to resign over antisemitic comments, has a sad because people called him antisemitic
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(io9)
 
 
 
All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. no longer leads the world for after-tax median income. Which country leads now? Just look a little bit north, eh? (w/enlightening infographic)
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sherpas to Tourists: If you want to "Climb" Mt Everest this year, you gonna have to carry your own got-damn luggage, 'cause we OUT
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Americans Die, usually face down in a bowl of ranch dressing
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Woman attacks man with coffee cup, which is grounds for felony assault
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for wearing a red thong and no pants on a subway train after making love to a bench while smoking crack is no way to go through life, son
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An iceberg that's twice the size of Atlanta has slipped into the ocean and IS HEADING RIGHT FOR US
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Kid who got his face kicked by a train conductor will be laughing all the way to the bank
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(Food Riot)
 
 
 
"No one is perfectly wonderful or terrible. Guy Fieri advocates for children's charities, and James Patterson promotes literacy programs. We need dimension, after all. Bagging restaurant freebies is how I'm an asshole"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Taking NSAIDs? You may want to stop because THEY'RE KILLING YOU
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man dies from gunshot wounds...22 years after he was shot
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Parents chicken out on naming their baby what would be the greatest name ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Preacher wishes people would stop dressing so badly for church, because while Jesus may love you, he hates that coat, and those shoes... jeez
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After living with the unfortunate town name for nearly 400 years, the residents of the Spanish town "Kill Jews" think that they have solved the mystery of their abysmal tourism industry
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(KATU)
 
 
 
If you were planning on using powdered alcohol to celebrate this summer, the ATF has some bad news. Oh, and never, never snort this stuff- we mean that, don't snort it. Don't even know where you got the idea from, you can't snort this stuff
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
70 years ago 65,000 tonnes of Germany's chemical weapons were dumped into the Baltic Sea and now there is a ticking time bomb of an environmental disaster waiting to happen that people did Nazi coming
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sends 1,000 ducklings to his boss' apartment over wage dispute, hopes that he enjoys the bills
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court: ExxonMobil owes one minute of its profits to NYC for polluting its ground water
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(26)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Police spend $1.2 million on a 33-tonne steel water cannon, damage it by throwing eggs
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Showing that it isn't just a stereotype, "ambulance" chasers show up at site of lost jumbo jet
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(21)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Thousands Finish Boston Marathon A Year After Bombing. Man, that's gotta be one long course
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(22)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Celebrity comes out as gay. Celebrity drowns in sea of homophobic online abuse. Artist uses homophobic online abuse to create portrait of celebrity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop This Odd Home
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Toddler alerts her mother to the fact that their house broken into the house, but only after the burglar turned off the child's favorite TV show. This is why dogs are better than children
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(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Your parents spend $35,000 a year to send you to a top preppie high school where you can make all the right connections to help you later in life when you become a... pot dealer?
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(53)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Finally somebody created a multi-user desk for both a human and a cat. "Catitecture is evidently the term for architecture designed for cats
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(72)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Clutch your pearls and move your drinks from a monocle splash radius, but there are six people are still using AOL, and they report their accounts are being hacked
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you find out the man you've been married to for 4 years is a murderer who has been on the run for 33 years
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You'd think "evidence collection" would beat "organ harvesting" on the priority list when a kid is killed. You'd be wrong
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(120)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man crowdfunds penis surgery for his pet tortoise so he can come out of his shell
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Obituary for 'Pervert Dave' getting widespread attention, but there's much more to the story
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(59)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Last week: Priest cleared of sexual abuse allegations. This week: New sexual abuse allegations
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists pinpoint where the first chili crop ever was grown. THAT'S HOT
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(82)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ever get the craving for vegetable and tomato ice cream? Well, Haagen-Dazs wants to help
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