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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Deathstar tries to change the goal post and prevent total defeat at the hands of the rebellion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're a dumb tourist, your scuba divemaster's hopes that you die in a horrible way on his watch are only tempered by the paperwork involved
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
While Ebola gets a load of attention, another virus is enjoying the lack of attention and having a joy ride
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(WTFark)
 
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FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: Armed Texas Constable Storms High School Football Field To Argue With Refs. Wait- What The Hell Is A Constable?
 
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
City halves downtown speed limit after slick new paving stones prove to be slick new paving stones
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(elLf houSE)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nighttime skyline
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
How dry is California? So dry a wildfire was caused by sunlight reflecting off sheet metal
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Estonian online store sells $11.50 beard combs made from scrap vinyl records, which some customers will undoubtedly claim they've already listened to
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's new, Marvel-drawn orange juice mascot, Captain Citrus, will Vitamin C you in hell
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish hospital staff 'exhausted', warns surgeon. But don't worry - the billing and collections departments are as chipper and fully staffed as can be
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fast food worker busted after rubbing his junk on customer's pineapple pizza. That's disgusting, pineapple on pizza
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week's entry in Badass Suicides is the Thai woman that leapt to her end in a pit full of hundreds of crocodiles
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Answer: Your spouse. Unless that's your thing, of course
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Next they'll be looking for the Hugo particle
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Usually when you read about a man walking in to traffic and getting hit by a truck it doesn't end with the man setting himself on fire. Usually
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scientist get rare glimpse of Kim Jong-Un's secret volcanic lair
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
News article about teacher contract negotiations mistakenly accompanied by picture of hatchet smashing windshield. All 17 of the teachers who "Liked" the post are therefore being investigated by the school district
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(Time)
 
 
 
In defiance of Catholic Church tradition, a rebel priest marries 20 couples, some of who were already living together or had previously been married. And by "rebel priest", I mean "Pope Francis"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Domestic violence order issued against chief of police. The 49ers immediately sing him up
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Your car almost out of gas? No problem, just steal one with a full tank. But for the love of FSM don't be an idiot and park on the side of the highway with your stolen car and use a call box to report that your family has been killed
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Weed goes up in smoke
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The police sketch artist who deduced the identity of the unknown kissing sailor in that famous World War II picture is now working feverishly around the clock in hopes of solving the mystery of the Billy the Kid photograph
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I was told there would be no porn
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
When your girlfriend... and your girlfriend... and your girlfriend are waiting to 'greet' you at the airport to call you out on your cheating ways you'd better watch out
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that there are UFO-based religious orders out there. It's not even that surprising that there are, in fact, quite a decent number of them. What may be surprising is that several of them are flourishing and gaining new members
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The rise of ISIS explained in 24 maps and a few graphs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Gym sets up soccer games. Fark: inside a small exercise room. Ultra fark: everyone is encased in inflatable balls and it turns into bumper cars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I was a Muslim extremist for the CIA
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Now that everybody's drinking coffee made from the poop of civets, all the cool kids only drink coffee made from the poop of elephants
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Did you order the Rubber Chicken?" "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A female grizzly bear in Alaska's Katmai National Park adopts an abandoned cub and raises him as if he was her own. Disney lawyers sue for copyright infringement
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline with multiple interpretations: "Men warned to quit bush sex"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out how to give humans the power to photosynthesis their own energy. Things like this are only going to get better as more and more states legalize marijuana
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(Some Random Guy)
 
 
 
Still think the best witness is an eyewitness? Well, we've got some bad news for you, especially if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bible-pushing Christians open the door for Satanic activity books in Florida schools. Wow...Dick and Jane sure have changed since subby was a kid, and OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Portuguese academic slams Brits as pathologically violent, filthy, constantly drunk and little better than wild animals: "In England real men have to drink like sponges, eat like skeletons and throw up everything at the end of the evening"
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Airport federal agents seize 66 bars of soapium
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone, or some organization, is installing phony cell towers around the country...and no one seems to know how or why. In other news, sales of aluminum foil hitting record highs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
British tourists killed in Thailand. Police recover bloody garden hoe. Without more sodding evidence or chuffing witnesses police are flummoxed
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll see the Pyrénées mountains, Lake Geneva, flames shooting out of our left engine
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Atheists finally have their own Deepak Chopra
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Man lets wasps build an enormous nest on the outside of one of his windows so he can see what goes on inside: "It's like an ant farm, only more intense"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old man salutes cloud
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption these Iowa grilling enthusiasts
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(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI announces that their billion-dollar facial recognition system is up and running. And you thought ceiling cat was bad
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man cutting down one tree killed when another falls on him. And so it begins
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"You should teach your children about sex the same way you would teach a toddler to walk." Visual aids and imitation?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Australian mosquito to be seen in North America found in L.A. county, seemed to find itself in a variety of cultural misunderstandings leading ultimately to a heartworming ending
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this starry starry night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What do children learn when their parents hit them? Absolutely nothing
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Finally, a comprehensive list of who in the service industry you're obligated to tip and how much. Yes, the garbage collector deserves $20 every Christmas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama orders 3,000 soldiers to deploy to Africa and kick Ebola's ass
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Keeper mauled to death by tiger "died doing what she loved," which was being mauled to death by tigers
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Overwhelming success of Japanese whisky in world market credited to distilleries' work ethic and high standards. "There is a culture in Japan of not giving up. When we start something, we don't stop ... I guess we're just maniacs"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
And now to announce the winner of this year's 'state with the rudest drivers' list. And the winner is *drum-roll* Idaho.... Really? This thing has got to be rigged. Who did they have to fark for this award?
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Mon September 15, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Your electric window won't roll down? That's a (critically injuring) tasing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A four-year-old sleepwalked three miles to a neighboring town? Norway, man, Norway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker is back, but this time he is not pushing the Bible, he is pushing armageddon
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, pop star admits to drug abuse and lying to media
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge: You are charged with 300,000 counts of murder. Do you understand these charges? Accused: I pooped today
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's people finally weigh in on these ridiculous rumors that the family was involved in a drunken brawl in Anchorage... by pointing out that the other guy started it and Track got messed up pretty bad in the fight, cracking a couple ribs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And now for your head scratching headline of the day: One woman, two wombs, three babies
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(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
So it turns out fretting over how pure and natural your food is can lead to psychological trauma and eating disorders
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman waiting for a plane
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The first rule of Fight Church is no one talks about Fight Church
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(48)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. State Dept. orders 160,000 Ebola hazmat suits. Maybe your crazy uncle is right
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(Medium)
 
 
 
If you haven't cried your eyes out like a little baby yet today
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
The man in white boxer shorts armed with garden shears who's trying to break into a home through the doggy door to see his daughter who doesn't live there is usually mightier than the taser
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Well, this is awkward
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(26)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Writing articles about how people are doing something wrong: you're doing it wrong
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How many people live in China? So many that you have never heard of the world's most popular beer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #4: Such Newsletter. So Fark. Wow
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
They weren't kidding when they said meth can turn you into the devil
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(16)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
BASE jumper on Glacier National Park mountain found at mountain's base
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
I scream, You scream, We all scream when someone opens fire on an ice cream truck
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(49)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists have located the "J" spot
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The world can finally rest easier now that a tumor has been successfully removed from George the goldfish
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sadly, 'Trouble in Mushi Mushi Land' is not a new Dr. Seuss book
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Prosecutors go full "Al Capone" and indict a Phoenix man for tax evasion who is suspected of killing his wife and three business associates, all of whom were mysteriously gunned down and had huge life insurance policies benefiting him
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(42)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Prayer campaign continues against sold-out satanic 'black mass'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poll shows that almost half of the richest Chinese businessmen and entreprenuers have one thing in common: They want to get the hell out of China
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(33)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
500 feared dead in Mediterranean as refugee boat rammed by human traffickers. With helpful picture of Angelina Jolie
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this resting fruit fly
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you thought your taxes were confusing, try getting IRS approval for pods in a bond-funded facility with 3% dirty use during zombie hours
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So apparently, a fairytale 'happily ever after' means 'the Handsome Prince was booked on kidnapping and sexual exploitation of a minor charges'
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(59)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
Chincoteague tells feds to leave its Assateague alone
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(44)
 
(Ashe Mountain Times)
 
 
 
Bean counter predicts dreaded Black Squirrel Winter, which means lower temperatures, property values
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(83)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
You got to hand it to the Dutch: they are pretty darn creative when it comes to protests
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(49)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
There's a real f*ckin classy start to this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Roman Catholic Bishops come out against gambling. Well shiat, how am I supposed to get into heaven now?
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(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Shepherd Cat has no patience for sassing from lambs or sheep. "He'll take no truck from no one. If anyone is getting too bolshy, he'll reach out and give 'em a right smack"
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(37)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Student suspended for dealing coke out of high school locker. No wait. It was Pepsi
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(93)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The only reason we have a modern world to call our own? Cement
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The latest shortage in Venezuela? Breast implants
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(99)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
WHO still pushing for global tobacco tax, probably to help pay for Townshend's booze and amphetamines
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Queen of England: "You should think long and hard about breaking off from us" Scots: "Or what? You'd send tha Welsh after ouse? *incoherent swearing*"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The pen is not mightier than the pepper spray
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
"I caught my second wave, and barely got into it, and out of nowhere, I was popped into the air by probably like 10-15 feet. looked down and saw a shark," Browning said. "He took a bite on the way down"
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(Designboom)
 
 
 
If you could only see one diorama combining the holocaust and McDonald's, this would probably be it
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(55)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Some things aren't taught in the polyamory manuals"
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(162)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colombian women's cycling team going undercover as the Brazilian team for some reason
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(35)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Batman and Spider-Man team up to battle The Heckler
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(25)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
We could give a fark about ebola, which is about to reach pandemic levels and kill a quarter million people this year. Football is on though, an I'd hate to miss the fourth quarter
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(123)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
TSA searches man after he has already flown because time travel or something
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(139)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just because no one has ever tried to bring a human back to life after cryopreservation doesn't mean you shouldn't pay somebody hundreds of thousands of dollars to fill your bloodstream with medical-grade antifreeze moments after you die
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(45)
 
(Rapsi News)
 
 
 
Women arrested at Moscow polling station for taking their tops off in support of Ukraine. Bystanders say Ukraine wasn't what needed supporting
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(15)
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
World's first 3D printed car unveiled in Chicago, immediately declared inferior by lovers of New York style 3D printing
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(38)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Obama plans major Ebola offensive that involves airstrikes but no ground troops
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(35)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Elderly couple moves to Florida next to wilderness areas, complain about bears, coyotes, snakes, noisy tree frogs, panthers. "I don't understand why you environmentalists don't just move the panthers to public land"
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(170)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
After their Kent State Massacre sweatshirt, I can't wait to see Urban Outfitters' Columbine-themed back to school range
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(97)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
It is far too difficult to sell obesity drugs in America
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(76)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago Public Schools brilliant new strategy: no homework
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(101)
 
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
"Pennsylvania trooper killed in deadly ambush now conscious, talking"
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(84)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin utility company wants to charge customers who create their own energy with solar panels more money
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(149)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scenes from the forgotten war America is losing" Korea? Vietnam? Grenada?
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Officials beg pastor and strip club owner to end their feud after strip club turns the tables and has topless dancers protest the church one Sunday morning
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(92)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And in a flash, Miss Nebraska lost the Miss America crown
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene of domestic tranquilty
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(20)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's creative use of weed killer on a high school football field is brought to you by Temperance, Michigan
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Air Farce
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(68)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Several hurt after homeowner's deck collapses. Engineers suspect peer pressure
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(69)
 
(Some Warlock)
 
 
 
Woman opens a witchcraft shop in an English town and gets... a gracious welcome and support from the townsfolk
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(158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother wakes up to find her three-year-old non verbal autistic son covered in rat bites. 'My cat killed one rat in front of my door,' said one man. 'It's ridiculous, I call my landlord all the time, but no one calls back.'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian Pizza Hut offers a free Hamster as a topping when you buy 10 large pizzas
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(55)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is never get married. And never accidentally grab the emergency door handle while falling down inside the party bus taking you from the wedding to the reception, but mostly never get married
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
News: Woman tells cops she has no idea how that dead body ended up in her trunk. Fark: Cops believe her
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