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Thu June 22, 2017
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I can only assume you are trying to enforce either Commando Mondays or Cardio Workout Thursdays
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(Time)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau joins Gary's Hug Club, which we are told is a CBSkids show and not that bar out past the county line
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is the first time that we are aware, that a black professional, in law enforcement, himself being shot and treated as an ordinary black guy on the street. This is a real problem
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and calling the cops on the Queen of England is no way to go through life, son
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
This is why you don't buy children on an installment plan
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Deltona Deputies are seeking your help in identifying the Scumbag of the Week
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And now another installment of California Freeway Pinball, sponsored by Road Rage™
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You no longer have to have a gender in Washington, D.C., as anyone who's looked for balls on a U.S. Congressman has known for years
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If you thought your bus driver in Paris had unusually hairy legs the other day, this might be the reason
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(YouTube)
 
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You might think a 43-minute lecture from 1979 on how lawyers should do cross-examination would be dull and boring. But you'd be wrong
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
A baby fell out of the window. You'd think that he would have gone POW. But good luck was with him that morning. He fell on his handy stuffed cow
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boys at stuffy British school told dress code forbids shorts, and if it's too hot they can wear skirts like the girls. Boys: challenge accepted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beware of 6.8 California earthquake that happened in 1925 says humorous joke-playing computer to numerous news organizations across the land. Skynet's a real prankster
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iraqi-American Christians can't fathom why they're being deported. "I voted for Trump, I don't think he's a bad guy"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Military planes are designed with the threat of small arms fire in mind, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to shoot at them
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"The Utah State Legislature is taking a sober look at the end of 3.2 beer"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"I can keep you safe." Gut-wrenching video of toddler trying to comfort her mother moments after Philando Castile shooting
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police bust golf cart chop shop, because if you're going to start a crime ring, you might as well start small and stupid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Electric guitar sales have gotten bad - really, really bad
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Cop who shot and killed 15-year-old Jordan Edwards now faces assault charges for pulling his gun on a fellow driver
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy jumper
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man discovers that getting his 10th DUI doesn't result in a card for a free drink. Also, damn, that's a hard 6 years
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Today's mantra for meditation: "Glug, glug, glug"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald sailors may have been forced to seal watertight doors -- along with the fates of several trapped sailors -- to save the ship
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tennis legend's '5 second' romp with model in a hotel cost him $25m. You don't even want to think about the hourly rate
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
All these dogs are good dogs. All these photographs are award winning photographs
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(Some Flower Child)
 
 
 
Pro tip - Wait for the LSD to wear off before listing your house for sale
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The cost estimates for restarting F-22 production are finally here, and just like the F-22, you can't see them
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
11 year old boy goes missing. Police and new crews fan out with the local TV station news helicopter, only to find that he's a fan of The Drifters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half human, half sheep, all Nope
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby to host seminars on sexual assault. Cocktails to follow
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a 7 year old boy who can't even hit the toilet bowl somehow manages to urinate on his neighbor's grill from the roof of his house, ruining his steaks
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Which refreshing drinks do you reach for when trying to beat the heat? List to the left has tasty suggestions that are alcohol free so you can add whatevdafuq you like. Let's face it. No one tells Farkers the right booze to drink
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder that heroin and meth are not medically approved substitutes for epidurals when giving birth
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(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
88-year-old man tells police 1-eyed woman stole his wallet after oral sex
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford rabbi, accused of impregnating teen, to face judge. Man, I don't remember that sitcom being this edgy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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(Some Expired Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smart parking meter
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Injecting your baby mama with cyanide in her driveway in front of a surveillance camera is no way to settle a custody dispute
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Get bitten by a tick? Well looks like you won't be eating any delicious meat anymore. SPOON
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In Oklahoma the law prohibits sex offenders from living near schools or public grounds, but it does not stop convicts from living next door to their victims. Read. That. Again. very. Slowly
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
PI man who died in shootout fell in with wrong crowd, according to sister who thinks a single Bengal tiger constitutes a "crowd"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman shorted of one chicken nugget
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman in bikini contest in high heels and you already clicked the link
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian airport has formal bribe system to bypass security but only for pesto. Way to shake off stereotypes Italy
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's list of the 100 greatest metal albums of all time is ... actually pretty damn spot-on. Way to go, guys
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swimmers warned over aggressive beaver
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Highway department installs massive zipper to open and close traffic lanes, threaten wienermobiles
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Some fan just stopped traffic to take a selfie with Dwayne Johnson...and The Rock was as awesome as ever
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(Some Child Thinking Guy)
 
 
 
"Toy Safety" group yet again breathlessly reports that everything in the world will kill your children
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons abandons trademark application for 'Devil Horns' gesture, even though KISS invented devil horns, trademarks, and applications among nearly everything else
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An inside look at the secret government bunkers that will keep Donald Trump alive while you perish in the Armageddon he unleashes upon the world
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police department looking to the internet for names for their new K-9 dogs. I'm sure we can come up with a few ideas here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Full text of Senate GOP healthcare/population control bill released
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Screaming man chases brazen thief and pins him down until police arrive. The 5-year-old thief is released on his own recognizance, but the man will be spending time in State Daycare
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
1 in 10 Canadians admit to having sex in a canoe - which is substantially more to those who admit to enjoying 'merikun beer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army spent tens of millions of dollars buying the most expensive camouflage for the Afghan Army. Go ahead and guess what the problem is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Residents of luxury apartments being used to rehome Grenfell Tower survivors try to express their objections without sounding like elitist, poor-hating asshats, with varying degrees of success
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French Instagram fitness model killed in whipped cream mishap
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this field of view
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Columnist believes Illinois should be divided up and given to neighboring states. Unlikely tag is for Wisconsin wanting to take possession of Chicago, its sports fans and its drivers
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian soldier sets new world record with a successful sniper shot at 2.1 miles. Proud Canadian army considers authorizing purchase of a second gun in celebration
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Four Greenlanders washed out to sea in freak tsunami
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Car burglar doesn't exactly get caught with his pants down...but that oughta hurt
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese: The Best Bar in America
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your doggo wants to know who's a good pupper
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bad: fentanyl overdoses are climbing in Canada. Fark: a quarter of all donated organs in BC came OD victims
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Home Depot sued for lying about the size of its wood. Men everywhere wait nervously for verdict
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Doritos' new "Spicy Loco Hit and Run" flavor not a fan with police, Doritos truck drivers
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
White Privilege Club Member Uses BMW Trying to Run Over Health Care Protesters Staging Die-In. Fark: On BMW Donorcycle
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(LiveLeak)
 
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Things I would not put in my mouth for 500, Alex
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 633: "Noir 2: Prints of Darkness". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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