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Sat September 04, 2010

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Another revised Afghan policy: the US will tolerate "some" corruption. Just like taxpayers do with our Congress (washingtonpost.com)	(10)
		Street racers stealing canisters of nitrous oxide from ambulance storage to boost the engine performance. Who's laughing now? (dailymail.co.uk)	(18)
		"Commander Fryer, please come in, this is Enterfries. Enterfries calling commander William T. Fryer ... over" (dailymail.co.uk)	(22)
		Man drives wrong way for over 50 miles through five police barricades because his pet cat died and he wanted to do "something crazy" (abc.net.au)	(40)
		Photoshop this smile in a paddy (online.wsj.com)	(19)
		11 year-old boy chosen from audience at an Australian zoo to be mauled by a sea lion (abc.net.au)	(52)

Fri September 03, 2010

	Strip Monopoly game ended just like any given game of Monopoly: in an ugly fight (thesun.co.uk)	(101)
	U.S. Air Force considering new trainer jets with colorful streamers, an improved handlebar, a stronger kickstand, and totally radical decals (upi.com)	(88)
	Police confiscate sports car, proceed to wreck it joyriding (telegraph.co.uk)	(88)
	Indian filmmaker jailed in Houston, considers organizing a massive dance number in order to break out (upi.com)	(42)
	Not news: Woman finds long-estranged father. News: He checks in as a patient at the very hospital she is a nurse at. Fark: He's a terminally ill cancer patient (nypost.com)	(43)
(Some Guy)	Orange County flasher on the loose. With pic of what an awesome flasher looks like (losangeles.cbslocal.com)	(59)
	Man gathering sweet corn in Michigan confronts alligator. No, this headline did not come from a mad-libs book (seattlepi.com)	(41)
	The red-hooded puppy pitcher has been busted (nydailynews.com)	(273)
	Your mom has some love sent her way in this week's Mugshot Roundup (thesmokinggun.com)	(162)
	What can Brown do for you? They can crash a cargo plane in Dubai, for starters (msnbc.msn.com)	(76)
	"Scientist" at the center of the Miami Airport scare was once charged with smuggling bubonic plague into the US. Is it okay to panic now? (wlsam.com)	(66)
(Edmonton Sun)	Woman dials 911 after accidentally locking her 12 week old child in the car on a hot day. Police: "We're not coming. Maybe flag a taxi?" (edmontonsun.com)	(256)
	Fark's weird news quiz of the week: Obtuse Terrorists edition (aolnews.com)	(22)
	Coolest nerf gun you will see all week (engadget.com)	(104)
(Some Church)	Photoshop these people in pews (bigpicture.ru)	(38)
	The 'Balloon Boy' family moves to a place where the locals might be more accepting and understanding of them: Florida (tampabay.com)	(67)
	Truck smashes into apartment building. I guess it's a flat now (mcall.com)	(15)
(Some Guy)	Three bears killed after break-in. Goldilocks wanted for questioning (y100.com)	(57)
(Some Guy)	Virginia's $2.3 billion IT outsourcing contract with Northrop Grumman is going along swimmingly...no, wait, 485 servers have gone teets up and DMV computers were unusable for a week (govtech.com)	(161)
(Some Guy)	Japan produces new "rice farm" bra, which includes recyclable pots, soil, and rice seedlings for a lady's chest. Goddamn it, Japan (newser.com)	(66)
	Two girls testify why the arsonist who burned their house down and left them unable to enter the sun and forced to wear plastic masks all day should go to jail. They even drew pictures of themselves with crayons. I have something in my eye now (suntimes.com)	(247)
(Some Guy)	AIDS prevention specialists are being imprisoned for.... preventing AIDS? (eurekalert.org)	(68)
(Some Guy)	Lottery winner "who cuts hair at Mike's Barber Shop" identified. He has "not been in the shop since winning the jackpot" (sanluisobispo.com)	(51)
	Yoko Ono still not shutting the f*ck up about being married to John Lennon (abcnews.go.com)	(186)
	Guy who survived 39-floor suicide attempt may have believed he could fly (huffingtonpost.com)	(70)
	Former stripper wants nude pics back from cops. Forgot to ask about self-esteem (msnbc.msn.com)	(123)
	Guy sues over bad head cheese. Real question should be, is there such thing as good head cheese? (wesh.com)	(60)
	7.4-magnitude earthquake shakes up any hobbits foolish enough to stick around New Zealand (marketwatch.com)	(67)
	Man slips out of handcuffs and jumps into river to escape officers. Because you're reading this, you can safely assume that the guy didn't swim to Monte Carlo and start a prosperous new life (mcall.com)	(51)
	Organist plays Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" on a college's historic, 110-foot-high bell tower. "Last semester I played (Hanson's) 'MMMBop' - that was so much fun" (desmoinesregister.com)	(102)
	TSG's Friday photo fun: What job did these criminals have before they decided to pose for this contest? Contest ends at 6pm Eastern (thesmokinggun.com)	(28)
	Multitasking Domino's Pizza employee makes pizzas and uses stolen debit card information to make phone sex calls simultaneously. Apparently, this is wrong (consumerist.com)	(48)
	Washington and Baltimore have the nation's worst drivers, followed closely by various cities in New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey, and New Jersey (bloomberg.com)	(263)
	Magistrate decrees logodaedaelian hoosegow cageling may retain his thesaurus. You presented this typescript with a more frumptuous epigraph (theglobeandmail.com)	(65)
	Atlanta police and MARTA are prepared for the massive crowds this weekend. I'm looking at you Atlanta Fark partiers (ajc.com)	(90)
	Sharron Angle would not have voted to give New Orleans relief funds after Hurricane Katrina because government needs to learn to live within its means (nola.com)	(188)
	September 3, 1976: Viking 2 Lands on Mars. Leave the very next day having found nothing to rape and pillage (wired.com)	(60)
	Have you ever wondered why the carpets in Vegas are so absolutely hideous? (gizmodo.com)	(237)
	Those who were unemployed during the recession are "grateful," "thankful," "happy" to have now found work. Nah, just kidding, they're whining about being too good for their jobs (washingtonpost.com)	(313)
	American evangelicals have a new crisis at hand: How to sell an abstinence-only lifestyle to China (washingtonpost.com)	(85)
(Rubberband Girl)	Cleveland FARK party set for Friday, October 15th @ The Jolly Scholar. Details in thread (wiki.case.edu)	(49)
	Bikers refuse to cancel rally despite hurricane. I told you they were hardcore (cbc.ca)	(50)
	Obama's Chief of Staff: "F*ck the UAW" Are you sure this is "the most librul president evar?" (salon.com)	(514)
	Celebrity Cougars catfighting on twitter to prove who is the hottest. Bonus: by posting bikini snapshots. (VE for uh... no reason) (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(94)
	Sheen from yesterday's oil rig explosion downgraded to Estevez (cnn.com)	(58)
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this tour vehicle (adrants.com)	(14)
(Some Guy)	If you were planning to drink or shower in the creek, you might want to rethink it. And your life choices (thebeatmiami.com)	(44)
(ProJo.com)	Just like tourists, jobs and growth industries, Hurricane Earl dodges Rhode Island (newsblog.projo.com)	(90)
	Japanese head to haunted houses in record numbers to escape heat wave. "Japanese naturally connect summer with being scared and feeling cool thanks to that" (reuters.com)	(63)
	You've got to wonder what she thinks she'll catch after a woman puts a flash light down the back of her pants and a fishing reel down the front (nwfdailynews.com)	(54)
	The average Taco Bell is cleaner than your kitchen (wlsam.com)	(163)
	Boobies bracelets cause quite a stir in schools. Boobies (abcnews.go.com)	(505)
	Cutest picture of orangutan babysitting lion cubs you will see ... well, maybe ever (dailymail.co.uk)	(35)
(Some Guy)	We're going to need a bigger boat (nbcwashington.com)	(33)
(Some Bug)	Photoshop this beetle and bloom (animalpicture.ru)	(28)
	Japanese Doctors decry homeopathy as absurd and not scientifically based. Also cite lack of tentacles, used panties (washingtontimes.com)	(145)
(santa cruz sentinel)	Beer truck barrels down steep road and overturns. Huge traffic jam brewing. Police at lagerheads on how to clean up the mess (santacruzsentinel.com)	(30)
	Teacher suspended for spending too much time teaching about the Holocaust. You know who else spent a lot of time on the Holocaust? (foxnews.com)	(300)
	Principal bans short skirts on campus. Except for the cheerleaders. "It is tradition that they wear their uniforms on game day" (orlandosentinel.com)	(204)