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Sun December 28, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
As 2014 comes to a close, relax and enjoy the funniest piece of writing that isn't Fark's Headline Of The Year contest. It's Dave Barry's Year In Review
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(7)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The McRib is back. Yes, yes, yes, foodies; we know it's nothing more than a sesame seed-encrusted turd straight from the bowels of Lucifer himself. We'll pretend we didn't see you buying a sackful of them
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US: "Nice internet you have there, North Korea. It'd be a shame if something happened to it again"
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(26)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Coral Springs Talk)
 
 
 
Normally, it's a pass on a male model who claims to have found the best public restroom in Fark's favorite state, but this guy may be right
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attractive 39-year-old former criminal barrister turned diet expert: "It's YOUR fault you're fat. When you buy sweets because you're starving remember this: someone slimmer than you was feeling the same, but THEY ate an apple, then went for a run"
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(41)
 
(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
AirAsia flight from Indonesia to Singapore requests unusual route and then disappears. Let the conspiracy theories begin
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(345)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prediction that religions are dying out, mainly because people in rich countries have more entertaining things to do with their time
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(69)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Facebook: Sorry for posting the death of your daughter in the Year-in-Review of 2014
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(51)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
So what's In-N-Out Burger doing on Glassdoor's 2015 list of 50 Best Places to Work? Double-double animal style for starters
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(48)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Would you minions even know how to unwrap such a posh chocolate?
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Denver man buys PS4 from Walmart only to find the box is filled with rocks. Don't worry guy, most PS4s were total bricks this week anyways
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(80)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man "defied the odds" and survives motorised bar stool crash. What are the odds of surviving a motorised bar stool crash?
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(26)
 
(The Walrus)
 
 
 
Photoshop these mysterious musicians
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"So did you get anything at the mall today." "I got a black eye"
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(27)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
The Wild Wild West is alive in Texas. Motorist sees man beating woman in another car, forces him to pull over then holds him at gunpoint until the police arrive
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(124)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coming up at 11, an explosive story .... How not to demolish a building
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(28)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Transgendered people are apparently the Trekkies of sexuality
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(137)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French city installs cages around benches to keep the homeless out, Scrooge nods his head in approval
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(126)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Woman ordered to undergo mental evaluation after throwing bacon and sausage in a police station. If you waste bacon like that, you deserve to be mentally evaluated
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(37)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Columbia Journalism Review names Don Lemon the worst journalist of 2014. CNN immediately blames Columbia University for orchestrating the disappearance of MH370, Bill Cosby's rape fetish, and the Sony Hacking scandal
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(83)
 
(Some Smelly Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create a new perfume brand (LGT goes to blank perfume bottle)
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(20)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Getting busted huffing in a Walmart bathroom on Christmas Eve is no way to go through life, mommy
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(38)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Despite orders to take it down, zombie nativity scene REMAAIIIINNSS in place
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(83)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Climate change is affecting Pinot Noir production, forcing vintners to move to Washington and Oregon
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(103)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea blames the U.S. for the country's internet outage, then says racist things about President Obama. The time to strike is NOW
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(160)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hundreds of foreign politicians and business leaders shocked *SHOCKED* to discover that their affair with the hot little North Korean translator was really a part of a secret plot to grow an army of western-looking spies, extort money and favors
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(74)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fire dept: ''At the risk of sounding like a Christmas tale, the cause of the fire was believed to be sun refracting through a snow globe in the shop window which then ignited 'reindeer food' and fake snow material in their window display"
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's good to teach students about the evils of Hitler. But just don't do it with Lego people and questions like, "Why is Hitler wearing a witch's hat?"
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Party on Rhode Island, you beat out Colorado for having the most stoners
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(49)
 
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
Activist enlivens Vatican Nativity scene by reenacting Baby Jesus' first meal while topless (w/SFW pic)
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(69)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Obviously doing traffic stops using emergency lights, fake badges didn't ensure "no one would mess with him"
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(44)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Charges include attempted murder, possessing explosives, and keeping a rabbit
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Can traffic in China get any worse? Let's add a runaway ostrich and see what happens
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a good time for a boat to land on top of your roof
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(18)
 
(Medina-Gazette)
 
 
 
The one good time when your husband blasts you with a shotgun is when you find an undiagnosed heart condition and it saves your life
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(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian police find cocktails in a car. Difficulty: Molotov cocktails
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(8)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Even if your husband's a "horrible person," it's not worth using car title loans to hire a hitman to kill him. Those interest rates are murder all by themselves
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blank block of wood
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(24)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus - at least for over 1,000 stolen cats who have been recovered in time to save their lives. Bonus: over 300 have already been reunited with their families, just in time for a very Merry Caturday
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(631)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The garden columnist's dilemma: Should I publish advice about how to grow marijuana?
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(34)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your doctor invites you over to his house, asks you to put on his wife's clothes, offers drinks, of course you're going to wake up in his bed with a few hours missing
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(57)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman with a rare condition that has lead to her breaking or dislocating every bone in her body, says she's playing it safe and sticking to skateboarding
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(44)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ten things not to buy in 2015. TotalFark still highly recommended
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(187)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Nutmeg, the go-to spice for Christmas, has a dark, secret, deadly history that is more appropriate for Halloween
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(51)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Illegal drugs and prostitution have helped propel Britain to the #5 spot on the worldwide list of best economies
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(52)
 

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