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Wed July 26, 2017
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pickup truck slams into house. On the scene reporter interviews homeowner that apparently drank coffee until the news crew showed up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the sun setting on this humble abode
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Buttock surgeon killed in suspected revenge attack"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of potato chips, package contained king cobra. Would not buy again
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Panhandler's sign: "Too ugly to strip, but will let you cuss at me for a dollar." Shootings are 25 cents extra
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Intel agencies say that Best Korean missile could reach US in a year. That's one slow missile
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're a city employee and have been breaking into female coworkers' homes and stealing their underwear, feminine products and toiletries, it's not a good idea to get caught taking pictures up their skirts at work
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than drinking and driving is snapchatting while drinking and driving
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
New theme park opens in Alabama and locals are upset that the rides have a 225 lb. per person weight limit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seal pup walks 10K for a drink of milk and you're struggling to get off your couch
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"The Michigan Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that sitting in a car in your own driveway while drunk constitutes drunken driving"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ride 'em cowdog
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You may not find beauty pageant queens very interesting, but this one is a 91-year-old who has led an extraordinary life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only ten days remain until the 2nd Annual World Dog Surfing Championships. Book your last minute flights and hotels now
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"My future is bright. No drugs in sight." Yeah, wrong on both counts
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: You're trapped upside down in your car. Worse: Train tracks
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Family retrieving murdered man's belongings find pieces of him police overlooked
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Guy driving the car with no doors, no windshield and an ax in the roof may not have been totally sober
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Petition launched to replace Confederate monument with statue of Snooty the Manatee, running the risk of future generations of Floridians believing the Civil War included trained manatee navies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this carriage
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you stole hundreds of grenades and explosive charges from Portugal, pretty much every authority in Europe would like to speak with you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate: 97-2. House 419-3. Veto this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Men arrested trying to buy drugs. Dumbass tag: At a police station from a police officer
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona craft breweries to make beer out of treated sewage water. Makers of Bud Light not impressed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baby killer whale dies. Babies everywhere breathe sighs of relief
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
British police post photo of attractive young officer. Sexist comments have gotten so bad they've upgraded their official response from "Oh, I say" to "Wot's all this then?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swiss chainsaw attacker arrested after slipping through holes in manhunt
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cop shoots innocent victim. It was himself but he was innocent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your phone falls down a trash chute, just let it go, man
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Oxford council threatens homeless with £2,500 fine. That'll teach them to be destitute and starving
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Sperm count drop 'may lead to human extinction'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad: Your Uber driver is obviously distracted. Worse: By the woman giving him a bj in the front seat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pointer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Have some background on Slovenia...home of...Melania Trump and maybe that place where the kids were locked up in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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(Mining Gazette)
 
 
 
Guys working on a bridge work crew are being assaulted by idiots who think they aren't working fast enough
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: Kill it with fire is not a good way to accomplish your mission when it's a bug under the bed
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Inventor of unique topping for French fries gives it the not-offputting-at-all name "man dip"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Sorry you got sick on our cruise, but you didn't buy the travel insurance so we're just going to leave you to die in Alaska
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Maryland brewers concerned that the state may be lagging in hop production, which would in turn force them to actually craft a variety of quality beers instead of just thinking up quirky plays on the word "hop" for their labels
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Justine Damond may have slapped police car, making it perfectly reasonable for officers to shoot her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
My favorite color is Hitler. Wait... what?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham, who sold the Ark Park from his for-profit LLC to his non-profit church group to get out of paying thousands in safety fees, sells it back to his for-profit LLC to keep its millions in tax rebates
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court says it's illegal to hold people on ICE detainers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Archeologists search for biblical tabernacle that housed the deadliest weapon of all time. So far, no one's face has melted off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cop responds to noise complaint about kids playing football in the street by joining the game. "Do you want me to do a police report, because you just got robbed"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget floods, hurricanes or antarctic ice. Climate Change is helping spread a tick that makes humans allergic to red meat. EVERYBODY (finally) PANIC
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you're going to kill yourself, at least be considerate of others. Man calls 9-1-1 to say he's going to kill himself, so they should hurry due to his organ donor status
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Woman gets infected with strange new virus by stray cat in Japan. Unfortunately it doesn't give her sexy super powers
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Black women choosing guns for self-defense, in move that simultaneously deters attackers and the NRA
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you're trying to flee ISIS by posing as a woman, there's one VERY important feature you need to consider when changing your appearance
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Through a Scanner Farkly: The 2017 Fark Fiction Anthology has arrived. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may want more bourbon
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Road Raging Dad: "You're under a citizen's arrest! Put your hands on the car and prepare to die!" Rest of the world: "That's not how this works. That's not how ANY of this works"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News is now number two, in more ways than one
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(Independent)
 
 
 
US Navy fires warning shots at Iranians
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(Michigan Radio)
 
 
 
New ad campaign from Dan Gilbert proclaims "See Detroit Like We Do". Apparently, they have a really good ability to not see 85% of the city
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"While in the back of a patrol car on Interstate 80, a suspect stripped off his clothes then defecated and ate his own feces, spitting them at Richmond officers"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
University of Cincinnati cop who killed an unarmed black man for not having a front license plate, and whose bodycam footage showed his story to be a total lie, has charges dismissed with prejudice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The adventures of Florida Man
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina church accused of bringing hundreds of teens and young adults from its sister congregations in Brazil to the U.S. and forcing them to work for free and beating them when they disobeyed. Umm, didn't we fight a war about this already?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The first rule of Fish Club is: You do not talk about Fish Club. The second rule of Fish Club is: You do not talk about Fish Club
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British cooking soon to benefit from the use of traditional American ingredients like chlorine, petroleum, acid and hormones
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Pilot said the Nazi design was just for fun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia decides turnabout is fair play
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are going since Trump intervened in Yemen. Oh my
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If you want your license plate to be DRGDLR, DRUNK, LGLP0T, LOADED, LSD, NTOXC8, REEFER, ST0NED and 1MDRNK, D1MEBG or BONG, don't worry. Missouri goes to great lengths to smarten your stupidity
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What a pisser
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Air Force says F-35 pilots may be too reliant on oxygen while flying
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. missile defense racks up another perfect success, except for the part where a sailor hit the big red button labeled "self-destruct"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
There you are enjoying your beer, when suddenly ... dead lizard
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Fake street signs begin to appear in Minneapolis warning of 'easily startled' police
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
By doing this, Saudi Arabia hopes to head off future offenses
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering why America's best fast food burger franchise will *not* be expanding to the East Coast, here's why
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Fancy over-priced burgers at restaurants are bad ..and you should feel bad for ordering one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priest forced a boy to perform oral sex on him after counseling the 10-year-old about misbehaving
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Proof that Farkers are smrt
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pensive poser and his pills
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "T" (and 'The' doesn't count). We're going all the way back to 1939 for the first one
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(MSN)
 
 
 
He thought he had blisters from a hike, it was flesh-eating bacteria instead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police in Pennsylvania were looking for stolen laptops, find a $40 million bitcoin scam instead
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked and chasing seagulls is no way to go through...actually, strike that. That doesn't sound like a bad life at all
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
NPR editorialist wants you to know that she doesn't watch any of the television shows you do. Are you listening? I SAID SHE DOESN'T WATCH ANY OF THE SHOWS YOU DO
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Police arm K-9 unit with naloxone in case of dog overdose. Told you goldendoodles are a gateway drug
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Charlie Gard's parents: "never mind"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop buster Keaton and his doll
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
U.S. malls are offering something you cannot buy on Amazon: people punching each other
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You owe your boss 8 additional hours of work per week to make up for all the time you waste on your smartphone
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI surveillance van from the eighties for sale on Ebay. Worth about as much as an eighties van without a bunch of outdated old surveillance equipment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Add summer camp to the list of things being ruined by helicopter parents
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
By 2100, Florida's economy will be one of the strongest in the US, thanks to all the new scuba diving destinations
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Two women caught at airport trying to smuggle 4kg of gold in their underwear. Au my
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to your new job as a programmer. Here is your employee ID card, your lanyard, and the microchip we would like to implant in you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-07-16 to Sat 2017-07-22
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British boffins at NHS advise doctors to only prescribe real medicine and stop prescribing £90,000 a year in placebos
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hints of Rudy Giuliani replacing Sessions as Attorney General
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP consultant claims: "Kid Rock would be 'prohibitive favorite' if he enters Michigan Senate race"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
When Swiss people are going nuts and attacking people with chainsaws, you know the world has finally gone to hell
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
For $75 and a 250-word essay, you can own a bookstore in Wellsboro, Pennsylvania
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Asshat "social media star" booted from Disney Channel show after Disney discovers he's an asshat
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this football player assembler
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Being literate and not having a crazy person as President helps Canadians deal with and actually have health care
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Texas man ordered to pay $82,000 in child support for kid who isn't his
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Your request for information about gutting the Freedom of Information Act has been denied
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy described by police as "flashy" cuts off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and steals another one, making it his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks. I predict a bright future for this young man
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Today's waste of money is brought to you by Luxury Toothpicks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After the 2016 election, otters see us as sufficiently weakened to begin their long planned uprising
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