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Fri April 18, 2014
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that cat that went on a rampage and forced a family to lock themselves in the bathroom? That cat is a pussy compared to this cat
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(35)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Hey dude far out, but ya know 100 bucks can buy a lot of burritos
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden: "I've decided that I no longer want to live in Russia...Wait Let me rephrase that--I no longer want to RESIDE in Russia"
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(43)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Government mole used to find corruption in Chicago real estate dealings arrested for corruption. Always say corruption twice when talking about Chicago
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(13)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Are you a resident of North Carolina, Louisiana, Oklahoma, or Kansas? Congratulations, you can get arrested for giving someone a blowjob unless they're dead
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(71)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Lodger steals clothes from transgendered woman. She wants her corsets and knickers back- (with pictures)
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A year ago today, a potentially unrelated shooting on MIT helped start a series of events that resulted in a shutdown of Boston. LGT original thread. It's a fascinating read
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(76)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mama's tips for shoplifting beer: Conduct your beer runs on Mondays, steal Budweiser and Bud Light because they are the most popular beers for resale, and invite a friend to come along with you so more beer can be obtained
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(16)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these windswept women
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(7)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Obama's lily livered, weak ass pusilanimous approach to Iran has only emboldened the Mullahs in Tehran to....Wait, what?
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(139)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Activists protest slave labor in Alabama. This is not a repeat from 1860
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(59)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
87-year-long experiment in which nine things have happened has relatively exciting day
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(43)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Town Mayor: Guys, our city looks butt-ugly. What's a good way to sound like we care?
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A list of drugs that Americans want to legalize includes Marijuana, Cocaine, and whatever Huey Lewis was referring to in "Sports"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
As the operator of an indoor pot grow-op, is your greatest fear a) nosy neighbors, b) cops, come and try to snatch your crops, or c) gangs of geeks with drones carrying infrared cameras?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's now time for your favorite thing on Friday, the Fark Weird News Quiz. Okay, second favorite after the fact that it's Friday. Well, third thing after the fact that it's Friday and you're not wearing pants. I'll come in again
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest shipwreck you'll see today is a Russian destroyer sunk and untouched since WWI
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(38)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ICJ: Stop hunting whales. Japan: WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS WHALE HUNTING
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(115)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Pimpin' [while eating Wendy's in front of Walgreen's with your junk hanging out] ain't easy
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(28)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
New UFO Hunters, team includes "former Air Force pilots, NASA spacecraft engineers, NASA rocket propulsion engineers, reporters, former military intelligence officers, teachers, professional photographers, real alien, bigfoot and a psychologist
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin becomes the first state to adopt a "no backsies" law for people who adopt children in the state
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Answers in Genesis" co-founder is SO tired of people who mock "Young earth " creationists by asking how Noah could have fit a Brontosaurus or a T-Rex on the Ark when the answer is OBVIOUS: He took the baby ones, of course, DUH
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(178)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games till cockroaches rain down on people trying to enjoy their sushi
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(24)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Tip for aides to NV's governor? You might want to run all official proclamations through a spell-checker, or at least not accidentally substitute an "n" for an "l" when praising employees for preserving NV's "cultural" resources
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the elusive Loch Ness Monster has been spotted again, this time by an iPhone using Apple's satellite map app
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's set aside the normal "vaxxer vs. anti-vaxxer" nonsense for a moment and focus on the real issue: The vaccines don't really work as well as you think they do
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(85)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Ring of Fire continues its spring earthquake tour with a surprise 7.2 richter-scale visit to Guerrero, Mexico
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(95)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man confuses meth for Ecstasy, winds up as another people of Walmart walking through store only wearing black shoes. Bonus: Gets interviewed by TV news
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(42)
 
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
That's a big ass tour
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(37)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
If it seems to you that we have twice the bastards these days, you may be right
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
State department's new anti-terror strategy... internet trolling
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(24)
 
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Ghost Dog strikes again
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(23)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
If the name of your business is the "Up In Smoke Hippie Store", you really should be expecting something like this
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(26)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michaels craft store confirms credit card breach, which means that hackers the world over now know you shop at Michaels, are laughing
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I can't stand to see such [bullet hole] go unpunished"
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(28)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man faces legal battlefield due to fallout from hearing the call of duty to suffocate his child so he could play his Xbox, will certainly not be getting a halo where he's going
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you fail to impress your date on a first date within the first 12 minutes, you might as well go home... 'cause they're gone
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Dead body found during Easter egg hunt. Police waiting to see if it rises again in three days before beginning their investigation
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(72)
 
(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
If you threw a partially used artillery shell in a dumpster in Solvang, California, the police would REALLY like to have a word with you
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(65)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're Miss Hong Kong and then the next thing you know you're selling fish balls to hungry crowds
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(54)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"...Enter Shipadick.com, which is exactly what it sounds like: a website that allows you to ship a two-and-a-half-foot cardboard erect penis to anyone in the world"
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(73)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Good: City uses reverse-911 call to alert residents road has reopened after accident. Bad: Multiple calls are sent to the entire city at 2:30am. "Now if there is a tsunami, nuclear reactor meltdown or we are under attack from Godzilla, okay CALL ME"
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(34)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT finds a way to suspend Delta's charter
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(90)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever the heck it is that's going on here
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(30)
 
(Kotaku (UK))
 
 
 
Dying four-year-old with inoperable brain tumour gets wish fulfilled to have Star Wars themed funeral
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(102)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who stabbed her boyfriend to death rolls her eyes and laughs at the victims family. Judge shuts her down by sentencing her to life in prison and adds 'I hope you die in prison'. Tag is for the murderer
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(238)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cop successfully shoots himself trying to kill an aggressive dog, and by aggressive I mean it was filmed playing with kids
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(249)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Want to log all the different beers you've ever drank? There's an app for that. What's special on your list?
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
10 are missing after an avalanche on Mount Everest. No word yeti on rescue efforts
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(77)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally a pizza for someone who thought deep dish wasn't deep enough
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(96)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Gotta calm those kids down after the Easter egg hunt SOMEhow, right?
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Energy drink that gives you wings. New hotness: Energy drink that gives you boners
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's latest outrage: Condo owners who are constantly renting out their units to a revolving door of tourists. "We've heard of cases where people get off the elevator and ask 'Where's the bellhop?' "
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(71)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Stone Brewing continues to prove just how classy they are, raising $100,000 for favorite charities of employee that passed away
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(40)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"The animated Easter Bunny clip features over a dozen unbleeped 'f-words;' depictions of dozens of fornicating rabbits; more than a dozen instances of a vulgar slang term for ejaculation; a depiction of a male character eating rabbit feces"
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(65)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Today's appropriate t-shirt worn by a criminal is brought to you by a bank robber in Hayward, California and the words 'I have issues'
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(4)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boy sits on wooden bench at school, gets splinter in butt. Does he A) go to the school nurse to have it removed, B) ask to be excused early to go home to have it removed, C) receive over $4,600 when his family sues the school
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for running an unlicensed botox clinic out of her garage
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(36)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl gets surprise package from Amazon in the mail. Fark: It contains two boxes of condoms and Amazon won't tell her parents who the anonymous sender is, unless they get a a subpoena. Cops: It "might" be considered harassment
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
So why don't television lesbians look like real lesbians?
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(367)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists pledge to spread their seed around the world
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(34)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Go home trees, you're drunk
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(135)
 
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City Highway Shooter suspect in custody
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Gabriel Garcia Marquez begins his first one hundred years of solitude
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(57)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High school students get into argument over basketball game, decide to settle things on the court. Just kidding; one stabbed the other and is now charged with attempted murder
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(21)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The worst infographic of 2014, brought to you by NBC News. Remember, someone got paid to think this was clever
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(177)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Rain or shine, snow or sleet, we deliver your mail. And sometimes we even help catch burglars
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(10)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unhappy handbag
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(16)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Chinese army invades Indianapolis. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(36)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Have you ever played FarmVille for a long time and noticed the chickens act just like Don Knotts and the rabbits look like Natalie Portman?
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall
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(227)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Things you never want to hear your pilot say: "AACH, THE BEES"
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(42)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Putin issues warning about Abyss. If he thinks that's bad, wait until he sees Leviathan
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(78)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Apparently the state has learned something in the past 44 years and chose to bury it a big farking hole rather than blowing it up
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(82)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Alleged text messages from trapped Korean teenagers are just a bunch of ferry tales
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(33)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The real trouble with American health care? Our doctors kinda suck
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Question: What's so special about "Mexican Coke"? Answer: Sugar
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(140)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Some parents accept it when told by the school that their kids can't go on the school trip. And some parents get all bitey
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: New dance club opens in New York. Fark: You have to be under 12 to get in
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Common Core is teaching fourth graders to have affairs. Or something. Hell, it's on a blog so it's got to be true
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So why was that South Korean ferry that capsized going to Jeje Island? Because of its waterfalls, white sand beaches, theme park dedicated to sex, eroticism
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like Jess the border collie is the culprit of all the tire slashings in England over the last six months
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Holiday meal planning time, so tell us - Do you do something special for Good Friday and Easter? Have go-to recipes for Passover? What recipes will be big wins for family gatherings?
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(86)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I love you so much, honey. WHAT? You posed in lingerie? IMMA HIRE ME A HITMAN TO KILL YOU. With "Yeah, I might kill to keep that" pics
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(112)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA Orion control room
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at the design flaw that almost destroyed an NYC skyscraper. No, not thermite
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pew (pew pew) poll suggests Americans are cautiously excited about future technology, but only 1% of us want a personal jetpack
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(60)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Dartmouth president thinks school is being "hijacked by extreme behavior" and "dangerous drinking," in transparent attempt to get more kids to apply
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(27)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
There are lots of things you can teach a six-year-old. How to ride a Harley Davidson by himself probably shouldn't be one of them
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(106)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Retired guard dog that never had puppies of her own adopts a kitten, causes spike in diabetes rates
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flesh eating baby tarballs. It's not Syfy, it's BP
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(62)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Interactive map with all the misspelled street names engraved into SF sidewalks. Come for Hiaght and Lombrd streets, stay for the nexus of the universe at Castro and Castro
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to TX prosecutors, an inmate with an IQ of 51 who was granted a new trial in 1983 but was mistakenly never retried or released, deliberately hid himself in jail for the next 30 years just so he could claim a "speedy trial" violation
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(153)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Portland flushed 38 million gallons of drinking water, thanks to a single dick
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(130)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drug thieves attacking pharmacists. New hotness: Drug thieves attacking old people on their way out from seeing the pharmacists
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jews told to register with the government. This is not a repeat from the 1930s
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(136)
 
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Man fined $525 after not paying for drink refill. Yeah, that seems totally reasonable
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(93)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
A boy, a claw machine, and a very special guest on this week's WTFark
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(26)
 
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Jon-Benet Ramsey? The Zodiac killer? Chandra Levy? The Black Dahlia? Jimmy Hoffa? JFK? RFK? Abraham Lincoln? This man claims to have solved them all
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(71)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Video surfaces of Action Park - where fun was a terrifying adventure - and its most infamous ride: the Cannonball Loop
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(73)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1960s: Sharks vs. Jets. 1990s: Crips vs. Bloods. 2014: Hippos vs. Crocs
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(26)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nebraska elementary school gives fifth graders nine rules for how to deal with bullies, such as "Treat the bully like they're trying to help you" and "never, ever tell on them"
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(165)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This should be easy: Can you spot the gold digger from these photos? Hint: Just look for high maintenance in their eyes
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(121)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
85,000 hours of British Pathé footage now up on YouTube? Right, there goes the chance you were going to do anything productive for the rest of the week...month...year
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, what would happen if you were convicted of a crime and told to await instructions on when and where to report to prison, and then those instructions never came?
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot and Snowden make their first official TV appearance together to discuss how free Russia is and how terrible the US is
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(159)
 
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Mayor who "kind of agreed" with white supremacist that murdered three people in Kansas City finds out his constituents "kind of agree" that he should resign or be impeached
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(133)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NJ man re-enacts famous "Samurai Delicatessen" skit
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(24)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: The Most Haunted Place In The World. News: It's For Sale. FARK: The core of the island is literally human remains
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preacher born with no arms or legs spreads anti-bullying message by going on a 10,000 hugs tour. His first idea was reportedly a 10,000 fistbumps tour, but that proved logistically impossible
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(52)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you weirdos dress Sir Whiskerlickens von Fluffybutt in people clothes
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(64)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Only one lifeboat was deployed from sinking ferry in South Korea. Guess who was aboard
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(187)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Suspected US drone strikes are affecting the Yemeni psyche to the point where they think the drones are checking out their women, although if that was the case we'd have drones all over Sweden instead
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(39)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
WAR. Huh, good God: What is it good for? Absolutely four things, say it again
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(135)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Let's play guess that disease (possibly Not safe for work)
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(45)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Georgia Supreme Court to rule whether potato guns converted into pipe bombs are consistent with safe work environments
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(32)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Seeing Jesus in toast. New hotness: Seeing Jesus from space
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Putin: What? There are no Russian troops in Ukraine. Those that you think are Russian are our cousins, Prussians. Yeah....Prussians. END COMMUNICATION
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this store, you buy it, you break it
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(41)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Unsettling video shows largest gathering of al Qaeda members in years. Summer reunion tour expected to be a blast
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Final, ultimate proof that feminist women really, really have no idea what it is that they want. Oh, and it involves getting naked with other women
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC 'Mayor' hauled off to Bellevue for trying to run city, stalk ex-mayor Bloomberg
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(13)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man has car stolen and it is quickly sold to someone else. The victim and the guy that bought the car meet leaving the victim to just give it to the man who bought the car as he needed it more than the victim did.... Wait, what?
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Normally, getting pumped up and doing a lot of reps will not get you kicked out of the gym. Unless they are one-handed reps
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying that public television in Norway is boring, but their hottest shows around feature a train winding through the countryside, a ship navigating the fjords, and an eight-hour knitting extravaganza
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter gave me PTSD. I am harassed because I am a femnist. I keep going on Twitter and it keeps giving me PTSD. One person even collects my tweets in Storify. I have PTSD now. I am bedridden #PTSD
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gunman steals Master Key from postal worker, which will allow him to unlock the dungeon treasure and upgrade from red to blue mail
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zentai. From the culture that brought you tentacle porn (SFW)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your camera is racist
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sizzling selfie
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(White House)
 
 
 
Want to see exactly where your 2013 tax dollars are being spent? The White House is here to help
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Should Iowa's gun law let under age 14 kids fire handguns? Short answer: No. Long answer: Hell no, no way, no how... Just no
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hmm. 400% increase in antidepressant use since the '80s... huge increase in autism since the '80s... autism begins in early pregnancy.... It's almost like... naw. It has to be vaccines
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sharknado. New hotness: Jellyfishnado. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's Jesus vs. Devil in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man describes "pounding sensation" he felt after being bitten by a poisonous snake, admits the experience left him quite rattled
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(10 News)
 
 
 
"What we think happened was the mom had the babies and she put them in a safe spot ... and she left. Then they got boxed up and they got shipped." Don't worry it's got a happy ending
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Out of everything to be afraid of in Florida (alligators, sinkholes, guns, crazy moms), a woman jumped out of a moving truck after seeing a lizard
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge does a double take after learning Edward Cocaine was appearing in his courtroom on drug possession charges
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
911...If you are still alive press 1
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
State university has a $36 million shortfall. How to deal with this? Give the head financial administrator a 40k raise. What the fark, UMaine?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
OMG killer sponges discovered in California, we're all going to die
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 467: "Muybridge". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists say there might be an evolutionary reason why you don't want to eat a bright blue chicken. Photographer sets out to see if it's true
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(82)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. Five stars"
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen with Down Syndrome got accepted to college. Someone filmed it. There must have been something in that envelope, because it got dusty in here
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(150)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Brawl begins during city council meeting as councilman is called a Douche Cougar
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(50)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Monterey Park Fire Dept. now has an accident response time of -1 second
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(28)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Here is the worst-behaving first-grader you will hear about today
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(67)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
1 in 5 beers sold in America is a Bud Light. But wait, it gets worse. Bud Light Lime outsells just about everything that could be called a craft beer
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Judges don't appreciate yawning in their courtroom - even less if they point it out and you respond with, "I don't care, man. I really don't care"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Understatement of the Week: "So then I'm driving to work, bleeding all over the place, thinking, this is crazy I have a Chihuahua in the front seat, a great horned owl in the back seat. This is not normal"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If giving birth in a motel bathtub wasn't Florida enough, this mom gnawed off the umbilical cord with her teeth
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(38)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman with a non-working wringer washer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mammogram tech gets a little behind in her work, decides to make stuff up
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(48)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Eight beers that you should resume drinking immediately
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Russia's secret weapon against the West could be the palladium bomb
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Best video you will see all day of a news anchor rescuing ducklings from a storm drain. And it isn't even May sweeps yet
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(19)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Sleeping in your bed while your friends kill someone? That's a felony
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(Newser)
 
 
 
New study reveals when men become grumpy -- our money was on "whenever they start seriously wondering if Cialis is right for them"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang man has nothing to f*ck with
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
EPA says U.S. greenhouse gas emissions have fallen 3.4 percent over the course of 2012 after reaching a high in 2007. Thanks, Obama
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I actually took this quiz before it was cool, but I guess you might as well see how much of a music snob you are, too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the US Government is making money hand-over-fist thanks to outrageous student loans taken out by graduate students
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you've been looking to pick up some rhinoceros dung on the cheap, today may be your lucky day
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(13)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
LSD is closed due to a suspicious package
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Food crop production in 2014 may be disrupted by El Niño, which as you may know, is Spanish for "The Niño"
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Keystone pipeline opponents carve 80-acre message in field, presumably without consuming fossil fuel
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this pontificating primate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So you know the Duggars' "Quiverfull" movement? Apparently it's also awesome for grooming underage sex slaves
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Has the world's most elusive graffiti artist been caught on CCTV?
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(80)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Now Russia has ghost cars
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No one has experienced the full joy and spiritual meaning of Easter until they've had the Bacon Easter egg
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tectonic diver
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-sheriff says Bundy ranch stand-off is like Rosa Parks Vs The Nazi's. This is only five ounces of the ten tonnes of crazy that came out of this man's mouth
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-bound man accused of murdering wife. All his killings be drive by
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Linguists say it's more than a BIT COINcidental that a law prof's writing is similar to that of a crypto-currency creator
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of summoning dogs for jury duty hasn't gotten old in Bridgeton, New Jersey
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman sticks her daughter's car key into a random Honda, is now a car thief
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Instead of traveling around the world to see renowned cities like Paris, Florence, or London, you could just go to China and check out their knock-off European towns
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ha Ha. You thought the rat apocalypse that was invading Britain was bad, get ready for the giant Asian killer hornets that have killed six so far
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare, unopened bottle of wine made on the orders of Adolf Hitler up for sale. Experts say you should let it age for nein years
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ways straight people can best help gay people? Try shutting up for one
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(CBC)
 
 
 
City transit department stops free wifi on buses after too many passengers were using it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crimeans who were excited about being annexed by Russia a month ago are rapidly discovering that they somehow forgot that Russian is a decaying, corrupt, shiathole of a country run by an unaccountable autocrat and a dysfunctional bureaucracy
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenager decides to take a selfie next to an oncoming train. Train conductor decides to give him a reality check with his boot
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(The Week)
 
 
 
With Easter fast approaching, it's time for the annual "How to make your own marshmallow Peeps" Fark thread. Directions to the left, ideas of what to do with them to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local billionaires think it's wrong that there are people who sleep in cars in Silicon Valley because they are homeless, and want to improve their quality of life
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Catholic priest accidentally gets way too close to a boy; immediately drives away. And still people complain
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
You know it was a bad storm when a 751-foot cargo ship washes up on the beach
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(The Local)
 
 
 
This means I can't sit on the cat anymore? Pets will no longer be classed as "chairs" in France
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dad of the Year proud of his little pumpkin becoming a mum. Wat? So what if she's only twelve and the father is only thirteen
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(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Russian court confirms: nailing your scrotum to Red Square is not technically a crime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin warns of civil war in Ukraine between the Ukrainian army and the brave freedom fighters of the Russian 45th Airborne Regiment (Warning, auto-play video)
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(Warnambool Standard)
 
 
 
A texting motorist who slammed into a bicyclist and injured his spine told police she has some regrets ... about the dents in her car. Subby has some regrets as well ... that the driver won't rot in jail for the next 10 to 20 years
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out the Boston hoax bomber is an attention-seeking "performance artist." Well, color me completely unsurprised
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(141)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why are women so doubty?
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(162)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Driver arrested for being the only sober person on his bus full of teenagers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyer: "Judge, you are discriminating against me because I am not wearing pants in the courtroom"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Peak Oil. New Hotness: Peak Beard
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Lots of small, private colleges are in danger of closing and we should celebrate this achievement," claims columnist who is clearly still nursing that Vassar rejection
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
We're going to need more dynamite
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret? Stealing credit card information
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(43)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy schoolchildren
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Erotic: "After taking a midnight swim, she came out soaking wet." Not erotic: "After using the public toilet, she came out soaking wet"
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
FBI uncovers Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy the collapse of the United States
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'm sure in 2014 you can get uranium in any corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Teacher Arrested For DUI. Worse News: She blew a .27 two hours after she was pulled over... Fark: ...on her way to school at 7:00 a.m
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sanjay Gupta on deadly Ebola outbreak in Guinea: "There's a possibility of someone getting on a plane who has been exposed but not developed any symptoms"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: Always remove your ID badge before installing a covert video camera in your area school's girls' restroom
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
I have a feeling that Johnathan Schmidt will have a tough time getting a fair trial. His guilt is all over his face (with picture)
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(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
This is what the Great Lakes looked like one week ago. And here's why it's a big deal
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(180)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mobile brothel catches fire at German rest stop. In other news, Germany has mobile brothels
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
20 pot plants can still get you prison time equal to that of being convicted of killing someone while driving drunk
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(88)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well isn't that convenient to have a paramedic training next to you on a running machine at the gym when you're having a heart attack
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(22)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Never, ever lick a policeman right in the eye. They hate that
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(30)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy found inside claw machine. Mother, police spend $10 in quarters to get him out
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coast Guard calls $300 million cocaine haul the biggest in Coast Guard history
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(42)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school coach facing jail for A) having a sexual relationship with a minor, B) embezzling school funds, or C) shoving a kid who farted in his face
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