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Fri October 31, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With all the mysteries surrounding MH370, the one thing you can be sure of is that someone would sue everyone in sight
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nurse Nina Pham's dog does not have Ebola. How safe is your dog? Find out after weather and sports
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(24)
 
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Putin boob pics on Instagram is fine, but when it's a woman, they Handler differently (might be not safe for work)
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(74)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight of North America's oldest distilleries. Yes, it's a slide show, but it's not so bad if you're drinking grain alcohol
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(15)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Timburrrrrrrrrr-ouch
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tonight for Halloween you might hear some spooky stories, but this Australian surfer lived one. You might want to grab a new pair of pants for this
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(16)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bust of John Denver missing after heavy metal ball. Skipper inconsolable
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(37)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
USA: Nobody can be dumber or more fearful about Ebola than us. Best Korea and Russia: Challenge accepted
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(26)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Monty Python's biggest fan said earlier this year he wanted to meet a beautiful woman almost half his age who was as fanatical about the comic group as he is. No chance, we thought. But just look what happened
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Research shows a hot drink can make you seem friendlier. Alcoholic drinks still the only ones that make you seem more attractive
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most popular Halloween candy in each state. Come on New Mexico, get with the program
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(128)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
California waited less than 24 hours to actually mandatorily quarantine an Ebola doctor. Lets see if any one notices
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(91)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Fantasy hunting trip goes awry when three Des Plaines men get sick after eating a wild boar. "They looked so bad we could only recognize them by their tattoos," said a wife of one of the men
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(134)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Study finds 30% of shrimp products mislabeled. Bubba, Forrest inconsolable
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon family makes elaborate costumes for boy in wheelchair. What, going out as simple Captain Pike wasn't good enough anymore?
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(23)
 
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this superhero
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(15)
 
(Futuramen)
 
 
 
The season is upon us again: this is your annual Fark Scary Story Thread. Link goes to links for previous years' scary story threads. You submitted this with an Ebola and/or political headline
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"HOLY SMOKE, isn't that Jesus? Look busy"
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christian decapitates friend because he practiced "witchcraft." Sounds like he snorted a pillar of bath salts
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(242)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Lee Harvey Oswald's alleged girlfriend writes book claiming they were both working undercover in New Orleans. Unknown why she sat on this intel for 51 freakin' years
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(70)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eleven Americans die at work every day. Enjoy your Friday
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(137)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Survey finds life satisfaction higher in richer nations than poor nations, light satisfaction higher during daytime than at night
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worried about your kids eating too much Halloween candy? Here's how to replace the candy-focused consumerism of Halloween with toy-focused consumerism
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
At least from this perp's mugshot, you can tell what he wants to do in life
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(40)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
In hindsight, a chainsaw is probably not the easiest thing to hide under your shirt
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
School bus driver arrested for masturbating while driving... with a kid in the bus
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(44)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lt. Frank Drebin: "Move along, nothing to see here"
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(32)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When you burglarize one of the oldest pubs in Britain you give it respect... by leaving a note saying you're sorry for messing up the joint
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Comcast, AT&T and Verizon totally promise not to charge you or create "internet fast lanes" or paid prioritization. Pinkie swear, touch blue make it true, step on a crack break your mother's back
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(ABC)
 
 
 
News outlet reports Maine pizzeria delivers pie to Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox. Coming up next: Pizza will give you Ebola
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(105)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
I would just like to take a couple of minutes to talk about... MURDER
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(41)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Hey, who farted and/or died?" An all-too-vivid, smell-based tour of the world's scariest haunted basement
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Mexico woman visits ER to get tested for Ebola because she was in Africa...two years ago
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(58)
 
(JREF)
 
 
 
The truth about ghosts is that they are fiction. Trust me, we've looked. A lot
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(133)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find psychedelic mushrooms allow brains to hyperconnect, walls to breathe
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(82)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MTA spokesman says "They were off the mark" when a massive drill bit drilling a well almost ripped through an F Train in Queens. Ya think?
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(39)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this annoyed angler
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(18)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pocono Hide and Seek champion in custody
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(238)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you go trick-or-treating at the Indiana Governor's home, don't act surprised if you're given lasagna
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(29)
 
(Cir.ca)
 
 
 
Because there's just not enough batshiat happening in West Africa yet, Burkina Faso's armed forces dissolve parliament after protestors set it on fire
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember the heart wrenching story about the terminally ill lady who was going to take advantage of Oregon's assisted suicide law after her husband's birthday? Well, she's not quite ready to get into the cart
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(122)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Security guard who shielded politicians by barricading their door during the shooting last week in Ottawa rewarded with free beer, because Canada
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(42)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Usually it's cute when your dog follows you everywhere you go. Usually
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(23)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Teen finds $2,000 in stashed in pocket of suit, I mean MY suit, at church rummage sale
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(25)
 
(Product Design & Development)
 
 
 
Best Korea may be developing sea-based missiles, because they are going to end up in the ocean anyway
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's time to revisit food requests. Have you seen a fellow Farker talk about something you'd love the recipe to? Always wonder how to make a dish and wonder if anyone has tips? Fire away. This thread's for you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man given anti-social behavior order banning him from falling over and pretending to be ill
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh ATM sign accidentally promises "free erections." Bank apologizes for the error, promises to replace it with a new string of unpronounceable random letters shortly
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Rape. You?" "I chased down an owl in a para-glider and kicked his ass in midair"
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these caballeros
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(22)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Bad: Something other than your dog comes through your doggie door. Worse: It's a man on the run from police. Oh god: And he's naked
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(36)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Alright you dirty dreadlocked garden-growing hippies, here is how you make simple organic pesticides using water, soap, garlic and hot peppers and the unwashed sweat of your brow
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(77)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
It could be worse: we could be French
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists vaccinate wild koalas against chlamydia after abstinence only program fails to stop spread of disease
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(29)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Australian military declares Afghanistan "not that dangerous," cuts the pay of soldiers serving combat tours there
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To calm ebola fears, Washington Post rolls out handy interactive tool detailing how likely it is you are to die by various means. Most germane for Farkers, "choking on your own vomit" is included
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(75)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today in 'missing the point:' Rape threats against woman in anti sexual harassment viral video
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(492)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Fahk cancer
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are a few things you should never do into the wind like spit, pee, and pepper spray an unidentified man at the school you are patrolling
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the PA coroner is ready to auction off guns used in suicides
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(160)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California creates its own Ebola quarantine policy. As if Ebola was the scariest thing in California
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(245)
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into the Flight Safety building at Wichita airport
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(82)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"For a first grader to have to do their homework by the Internet, I just don't think it is right"
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(242)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
One-legged guy who makes the most awesome Halloween costumes in the world has done it again
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge does not buy "we can't say who they're for because it's all very hush-hush" defense and quietly rules that $1.6 million deal for 349 silencers was a scam
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(72)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Man and dog stuck in bog says fire log
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(11)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Missing boy found safe in South Pacific, was apparently trying to wash that man right out of his hair
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In other news, there's an acceptable blood/ alcohol limit for airline pilots
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(47)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Problem: many of your employees don't submit their time cards. Solution: reward their submissions with beer
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(53)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The best wines to go with the best Halloween candy
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(34)
 
(GeekDad)
 
 
 
GeekDad says the original idea for "Exterminite": a five-issue digital comic collaboration came from FARK's Drew Curtis. "When I interviewed Drew for Geek A Week, he had introduced to me the concept of lucid dreaming"
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(34)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Why would he need the millions? He's Bruce Wayne
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(53)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember how your grandmother refused to let you leave the table until you had eaten all your bread crust because she said that was the healthiest part of the bread? Dammit, she was right
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Top Un
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(74)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Because you asked, here's how to make a beer keg out of a pumpkin
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(24)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you feel the need to purchase a device that lets you videochat remotely with your pet while being able to dispense him treats, maybe you should just give in and have a child already
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beautiful woman who was bullied at school for having an ass that was too small dies during ass augmentation surgery, and Subby doesn't want to live on this planet anymore
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Proud of your new job and first paycheck? Sure, take a photo of it and post it on the web. What's the worst that could happen?
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(72)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Dad finds out his daughter has been pretending she's a teenager online, publicly posts pictures of her wearing a shirt with "5th grader" and her actual age of 10 years old. Someone did not think his clever plan all the way through
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(134)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Oh, thank goodness Salon has decided to tell us where Gamergate went wrong
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(508)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ugly ass collection of baby ducks
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nope. Nope. Nope.... The eel in the anus that has to be surgically removed is a NOPE
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(91)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: iGay
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(329)
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
Ten hours of walking in NYC as a man
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(347)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lion cubs born at Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo, looking forward to Detroit's dismantling of the Seahawks in next NFC championship game (pics)
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois teacher wrongly identifies two Jamaican students as "African American." When informed of her mistake, she decides to call them attractive and successful
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(343)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
Video
 
Harry Potter raps, drops wand, 10 points to Gryffindor
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(58)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
It seems as though somebody at Wal-Mart thought a cash safe on wheels was a good idea
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to live like a king in the land of the Scots? Here's a 16th century castle for the price of a one-bedroom flat in London
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(45)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
For sale: Cozy three bedroom, two full bathrooms, attached garage, 2,300 piece organ built into the walls
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(54)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 495: "Hallowe'en 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(29)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The most Canadian police chase ever involved a suspect "making a getaway in a red canoe"
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Selfish" Ebola nurse now irking the residents of Maine with her defiance of staying indoors
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(649)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The State Department denies it has a secret plan to import foreign Ebola patients for treatment. So secret, the Chicken Noodle News has the secret internal memo outlying a secret plan that was ultimately, and secretly, discarded
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(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party - Amity Hall - Booze it up with a Fark Brunch
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(13)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Quarantined "doctor" wants to use his knowledge of space and time travel to cure Ebola, defeat Army of the Twelve Monkeys
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(30)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Now it's official: IRS says Ebola is a qualified disaster
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having facial hair can be beneficial for your health
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(74)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cocaine? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think
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(41)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out... but leave my dog alone
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(20)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SE Wisconsin Fark Party w/ BACON November 29, 2014
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(44)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
High school cheerleaders accused of making 'N' sign, chanting "N***a nation" at game. Parents outraged, but Duke professor says it's "actually kind of creative"
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(82)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A metal fragment located in 1991 in in the southwestern Pacific republic of Kiribati has been confirmed as part of Amelia Earhart's doomed plane
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(71)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sitting guy
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man shot with sword. Never bring a sword to a sword-that-shoots fight
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(71)
 
(Zimbio)
 
 
 
Ten "Too Soon" Halloween Costumes You Should Avoid. Also known as "What Everybody Will Be Wearing Halloween Night"
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(124)
 
(Some Chemist)
 
 
 
Quick--what color is the blood of a penis worm? Penis worm
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lysol: Kills 99% of Ebola on contact
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(91)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
School police officer charged with "official oppression," which is a fancy way of saying he would pull drivers over and ask to smell their feet
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(51)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
7 million voters may be excluded from the rolls on election day because their names all look the same to me
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(234)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I want my face to be clean-shaven... but I really want a beard... eureka
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(94)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach frying pan
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(21)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA warns the public not to take any of the awesome, cool, totally neato to have, and really worth big money on eBay debris from the Antares rocket that may wash up onshore
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(185)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police officer finds $120,000 and confiscates it as drug money. Just kidding, he returned it to the owner
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(41)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Manuel Noriega's lawsuit claiming Call of Duty unlawfully used his likeness thrown out of court after Activision successfully argues its character wasn't Noriega, just some guy whose face caught fire before it was put out with a golf shoe
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(43)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey: great for your holiday party, great for winterizing your car
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(81)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Widower dining alone with a photo of his dead wife at an In-N-Out Burger will cause your heart to shatter into a million pieces today
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(176)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thief armed only with her own breasts squirts milk at pharmacy workers, makes off with $127
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(74)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta business owners would really appreciate it if MARTA would reopen their restrooms, because they're getting tired of people peeing on their showroom floors and overdosing in their restrooms
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(57)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Missing Broncos fan found safe, had "had his fill of football," and was not, in fact, the dead man outside of the stadium
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman walks--Hey, how you doin'...Woman walks aro--'sup darlin'...Woman walks around New--Hey baby, you lookin fine...Woman walks around New York with a GoPro--Daayum. Just watch
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(1349)
 
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Hartford Courant obfervef itf 250th anniverfary to-day
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A father of eight explains why he hasn't saved a penny for his kids' college education
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(315)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
While other states have dealt with possible Ebola exposure as if they might have actually seen a Zombie movie before, Vermont stashes their patient zero in a remote farmhouse somewhere. This should end well
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(70)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked turtles so I put a turtle pendant inside your turtle
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Costco CEO: "Our employees work especially hard during the holiday season and we simply believe that they deserve the opportunity to spend Thanksgiving with their families"
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(282)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nigerian man who died at European international airport downgraded from fatal Ebola victim to fatally unlucky drug mule
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Papa John's founder attends funeral for slain employee, offers to pay funeral expenses if Obamacare hasn't yet made him too poor
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona high school defends its nickname of the Redskins. Apparently it isn't referring to Native Americans, but rather what happens to residents who go outside for five minutes without sunscreen
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(55)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Mud slide in Sri Lanka that kills 10 (with more than than 250 still missing) leaves the rest if the world thinking the same thing: Why would anyone live in Sri Lanka?
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(67)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Las Vegas FBI engineered an internet outage so they could send in agents disguised as repairmen to gather evidence. My god, Comcast makes sense now
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(124)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Okay who's the lame and limp baker who thought of baking Peppa Pig biscuits that look like flaccid genitals?
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(45)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
When planning an armed robbery best practice is probably not to stand under a HD security camera BEFORE you cover your face
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News explores the alcoholic habits of American Presidents. George Washington was a beer man and Warren Harding carried a fifth of whiskey to the golf course during Prohibition
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The people who thought that the man who just decapitated a woman and kicked her head down the street before jumping in front of a train was just a Halloween prank didn't know he was having a 'Ta Da' moment
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(42)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you love corn -- and who doesn't? -- you owe it to yourself to pop in and visit the Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota
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(84)
 
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
The good news: Plastic surgery uses lasers to remove testicular wrinkling. The bad news: You will now truly be sporting the youthful genitals of a two-year-old
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(120)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America is now officially bored with Ebola and doesn't want to hear any more stories about it
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(121)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this victory pump
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(22)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You can now buy a do-it-yourself at-home colon cancer test. This could be quite the hit after the third bottle of wine is cracked open at your next dinner party
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out an ankle cyst was having Kim Jong Un removed, according to South Korean intelligence
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(52)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes, you can be arrested for possessing a ninja throwing star, and subby's nomination for Mugshot of the Week is included in this article
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(87)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago's police union opposes the release of misconduct records because of course they do
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(149)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Has anybody thought about how are we going to properly dispose of all the Ebola medical waste lying around the country?
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(138)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
The problem with arresting a zombie for a DWI is that she quickly reanimates and then you have to pull her over again
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(21)
 
(KCET Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Some of them I remember ran as high as 20% infested and this worm would be an inch and a half long; this tremendous creature. And they'd just grind them up and make tomato sauce out of them"
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(63)
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
The ACLU sues Tennessee, because parents should be allowed to name their snowflakes things like Maddisynn Alexxxys TotalFark
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(141)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It is not effective to quarantine people coming to the United States from West Africa. Except every single one of our troops being deployed there
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(96)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
We finally know why James Bond is such a good spy. The NSA lets the Brits tap into its data even when they don't have a warrant
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(44)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Darling, if you love me, you'll let me have sex with another five women. My life may very well depend on it
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(81)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The people of Lucas, Kansas are on the edge of their seats as they wait to hear if their public restroom has won best in the nation
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(30)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police state that man found bound, gagged, and stuffed in a sleeping bag is the worst case of suicide they've seen in quite some time
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(55)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Two items from the US Forest Service: Firstly, please stop getting close to bears so you can take selfies with them. Secondly...actually that's pretty much it
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(92)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this KO
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(16)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ man arrested for doing toe touches in a parking lot
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(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to propose to your college sweetheart by staging an elaborate fireworks display, make sure you don't actually burn down your school
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(35)
 
(NASA)
 
NewsFlash
 
Antares rocket explodes seconds after liftoff. Link to livestream
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(578)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ivy League professor encourages students to Fark in class
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(45)
 
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Mystery of who shot the deputy has been solved
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the least-appropriate song you could imagine strippers stripping to?
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(958)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who had operation to receive a new knee hopes to put her best foot forward
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(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists say the BP oil spill in 2010 left an oily "bathtub ring" on the sea floor that perists to this day that is one full standard Rhode Island in diameter
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(79)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
The world's funniest person is a guy from Finland who makes jokes about international monetary woes
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There is no conflict between believing in God and accepting evolution and the Big Bang Theory as scientific fact according to some obscure theologian who calls himself "Pope Francis"
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(286)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Baby wipe recall issued. Turns out sriracha flavor was not all that popular
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(31)
 
(Tinypic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this anxious Royals fan with nothing to say
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
RIHGT is wrong
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(56)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Mayor commissions second investigation into Tasmanian devil death. Bugs Bunny wanted for questioning
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(30)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
La-La goes out in search of a Po-Po platter, gets nabbed by Noo-Noo
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(37)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
MPAA: When we fine you $10,000 for a single download, we're actually doing it to protect you from malware
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(244)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World Bank pleads for volunteers to help combat Ebola in Africa. They promise no pay, horrific working conditions, and a guarantee that you'll be treated like the bastard child of Typhoid Mary and an entire leper colony when you return
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(131)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi residents find baby strollers a more convenient way to carry their guns than a burdensome shoulder holster. "What could possibly go wrong?" seems so inadequate for this story
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lava flows in Hawaii moving towards homes at a brisk pace of 10 yards, or one Raiders offensive drive, per hour
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man huffing gold paint somehow survives being hit by a train. Go Warriors
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(98)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
There's ordinary dumb, and then there's "steal the license plates off an unmarked police car" dumb. Guess who we've got here?
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(35)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Eerie abandoned Cold War missile silo in Chico, California, raises the number of things to do in Chico to one
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(92)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
In one of the few auto recalls described as "terrifying," Toyota says it needs to replace the front airbags of eight million vehicles that "go off like a shotgun"
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(114)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man rigs up his fridge's ice maker so that it only dispenses candy and diabetes
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soccer team uses high-powered lights seized by police from cannabis grow ops to grow grass
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(26)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Google decides to use its doodle to inoculate the population against misinformation about vaccination
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(75)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News anchor unwittingly tells colleague to go be fat somewhere else while live on air
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(111)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but at this very moment pigeon-eating catfish, giant spiders, and termites are all plotting to take over the world
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(33)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Neighbors fed up with moth balls. No word on how they get their little legs open
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
100-year-old notebook from Robert Falcon Scott's last Antarctic expedition found frozen in ice at south pole. Scribbled on the last page is a cryptic note: "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch"
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(100)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Lack of toilets and water leads to entire US town being auctioned off for $800,000
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(30)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
World's fastest school bus has a 42,000-hp fighter jet engine under the hood and a top speed of 367 mph. Go ahead and pass when the lights are flashing - we dare you
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(39)
 
(The Voice Online (UK))
 
 
 
Some people take a double-decker bus trip through London to enjoy the sights. This guy just took the bus
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(7)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tries to kill his wife with a stun gun. "I thought it would work"
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nude rambler: "Help, help, I'm being repressed." European Court: "No, you're not, you're just offensive. STFU and put some clothes on already"
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicken Noodle News now reporting this ebola/zombie outbreak can be traced back to a two year old in Guinea. HOWEVER THEY CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY IF HE WAS ON FLIGHT MH 370....DETAILS DEVELOPING...PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STAY TUNED
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(62)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Former British spymaster curtly dismisses idea that Britain is routinely spying on its citizens: "The people who work at GCHQ would sooner walk out the door than be involved in anything remotely resembling 'mass surveillance'"
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(77)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
How many cops does it take to enforce an $80,000 zoning violation fine from a nonviolent 75 year old man? A) 2, B) 4, or C) 24...plus an armored vehicle
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(113)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Tesco, still in charge of Fukushima, would like to continue removing the explosive spent fuel rods but is going to try to freeze the ground first
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(46)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Four-year-old cries after learning George Washington is dead. Her parents are expecting hysterics when she learns about William Henry Harrison's fate
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(58)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Hunters in Maine are baiting black bears with donuts. Mmmmm ... bear donuts
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(115)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Walmart: On second thought, let's not call the larger women's Halloween costumes "Fat Girl Costumes"
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(128)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this printemps painting
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chris Christie "won't move an inch" on the Ebola quarantine. Because physically, he can't
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(371)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because we know you've been wondering: "What would happen if I peed into a particle accelerator?" And the answer is, quite a lot, and all of it bad
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(66)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The next time your frat brothers want to do shots of Jim Beam or Jose Cuervo, challenge their world-notions and suggest doing shots of Cachaça or Feni
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man mysteriously disappears at Broncos game
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(106)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember that mom who was crying in her mugshot after she left her kids in a car while she went on a job interview? She's back in the news again and you'll never guess why
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(193)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
News: Nurse at an Australian hospital gets caught red handed stealing $20 from a new father's wallet. Fark: By a man in Greece
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(34)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Construction worker who is 'too busy to shave' ends up winning Sweden's best beard contest; forced to stay home from work to deal with new celebrity status
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(36)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Tesco's new packaging design for its buttermilk carton is all c*ck and balls
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Inventor of the game "Operation" now needs an operation himself. Wants a specialist, but can only afford twitchy, giggling kids
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(35)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Scheduled PTSD counseling sessions for vets canceled due to Mental Illness Awareness Week. Good thing it wasn't National Suicide Prevention Day
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(51)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chocolate may help you remember things, like where you left your butt plug, or why that gnome is holding a dildo
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Toronto votes out crack smoking mayor Ford, elects generic conservative
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(201)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"Wild pigs are running so wild in one Brevard County neighborhood that Halloween trick-or-treating is being threatened"
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(48)
 
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
If you're immature enough to name your wi-fi hotspot "Al-Quida," make sure you disable it when the flight attendant instructs you
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(113)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
*ding* "Fries are down"
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #10: The Sexy Offensive Costume Edition
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists warn that volcano near a nuclear power plant is ready to erupt. EVERYBODY VOLCANIC
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pourquoi cet air si sérieux?
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(20)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Windowless planes could be more likely than you think in the near future
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(114)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Design a "Get Well Soon" card for a conspiracy theorist
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(23)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
That "Satanist" who destroyed the 10 commandments statue in OKC? According to his mom he's actually a devout Christian with serious anger management issues. I guess the one about "graven images" really set him off
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(129)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The librarians first became suspicious when patrons asked if the heroin dealer was in the 540s for chemistry, 660s for chemical engineering, or 150s for addiction
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(28)
 
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
'ISIS sent me to violate your pit bull'
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(96)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer carrying 40,000 gallons of human waste overturns on highway, leaves drivers with an even crappier commute than they're used to
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(50)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
It's not funny when a 91-year-old man and an 84-year-old man get into fist fight over a parking spot. Okay, maybe it's a little funny
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(42)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians get back their politeness this week by shooting each other with BB guns instead of real ones. You'll shoot your eye oot, kid
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(17)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this confined cat's thoughts
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(61)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Baby showers are fun because you get to play silly games like "Don't Say 'Baby,'" "Guess the Mom's Measurements," and "Brawl in the Parking Lot"
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(48)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
The guy who threatened to blow up a restaurant, the police station and the fire department was "released on his own recognizance" ?
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(27)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Mother of drug overdose victim urges harm reduction for drug use at raves, claiming a pound of cure is worth less than an OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ of prevention
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(76)
 
(Estately)
 
 
 
When people say America is #1, which part are they talking about? The part with the biggest cabbage? The most donated breast milk? Longest skid marks?
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: 'shop the Dark Lord's hand somewhere unexpected
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(49)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The wheelchair-bound man had several weapons and thousands of rounds of ammunition "in order to protect themselves against the 'Sonic Boom' by the United Nations." And it has nothing to do with why he was arrested
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For Arizona Latinos, "papers, please" apparently includes any cash you may have on you
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(129)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dying Area 51 scientist did not say it was aliens, but it was because of aliens that he reverse-engineered flying saucer technology for defence firm Lockheed Martin
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(239)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
92-year-old woman foiled in her attempt at finding a farmer's market at the bottom of Belfast Harbor
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(8)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Our national response to the Ebola outbreak has revealed the true American spirit, which is to say that there is no crisis or tragedy, no matter how bad, that somebody won't try to figure out a way to cash in on
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(55)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
"Warning: the moving sidewalk is now ending. Warning: the moving sidewalk is now ending. Warning: the moving sidewalk is now catching fire"
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(37)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Well, we all knew it was going to happen. The sexy Ebola nurse Halloween costume has arrived
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(79)
 
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Man escapes from police custody and heads into the forest where he's promptly chased by coyotes and has to call the police for help
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michigan police say motorist who hit zombie this week didn't stop after the accident. Well who the hell would?
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(49)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for mail for the past three years and you haven't gotten any, it may be because it's all stashed behind this postal worker's couch
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(36)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"To fix LA, we first must fix Skid Row." Sebastian Bach unavailable for comment, but he remembers yesterday...and he remembers you
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(105)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Here's one more way smoking cigarettes can nearly kill you
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
32,000 pounds of breaded chicken fillets recalled, not fondly
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(20)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un resumes looking-at-things duties
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(85)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: Leaked Star Wars 7 concept art reveals that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, non-disclosure agreements used to count for absolutely nuthin'
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(254)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You can lead a horse to water, but you probably shouldn't let it fall in the pool
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(19)
 
(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
Remember how we promised you 3-5 days' notice before you'd have to get out of your house to avoid being buried in lava? Just kidding - get ready to leave tonight
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(71)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
There are many challenges that come with being a parent. The hell and agony of the morning school drop off may be the hardest. "The swear words flow like the kid floating down the canal on his Ninja Turtles backpack"
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(178)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Judge rules city's two-hour parking spots unconstitutional. "I will tell you the city does not agree with the order"
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(74)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this... uh... well... make something up
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(52)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
An asteroid, just discovered Saturday and as big as a house, will pass within 160,000 miles of Earth on Monday. Nobody panic
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(105)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The rise of the feminist Tinder creep-busting web vigilante"
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(867)
 
(Kansas First News)
 
 
 
When you rob a gas station it really doesn't matter if you return the money because you feel bad, you're still going to end up behind bars
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the half-blind sanctuary owner who hand feeds his 14 big cats--including a 700 lb Siberian tiger--and lets them cuddle in his bed. Yup. Sunshine State (awesome pics)
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(68)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sexy socks
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(26)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Man filming girl in shower tries the old, "I was checking if my phone was waterproof" defense
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two years after hurricane Sandy, survey finds New York and New Jersey more ready than ever to be swept away to sea
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(31)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study finds people to be more intrigued to go to restaurants and willing to pay more if expert reviews voice uncertainty about it instead of promoting it. Subby not sure if this should be greenlit
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(33)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
One man planted an entire forest, saved an island and defended herds of elephants, rhinos and tigers from poachers. And makes us all look like slackers
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(26)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Police are looking for the man who entered the Lil Cricket convenience store with a milk crate, went behind the counter, started filling the crate with cigarettes and told the clerk, "leave me alone. I'm going to take what I want" before fleeing
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(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some of the greatest tombstone engravings of all time. "You were a great f-k"
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(75)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska State Troopers looking for a few good women
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(84)
 
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
California Highway Patrol chases golf cart on the freeway ... at 10 mph
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(24)
 
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Man steals Lego to buy heroin, judge tells him he needs to start piecing his life together again
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(43)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
University professor suspended for inappropriate sighing, being sarcastic, and inappropriate body language. Subby rolls his eyes
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(91)
 
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
County fair phenomenon 'Chicken Charlie' opens restaurant offering Kool-Aid waffle ice cream sandwiches and deep-fried peanut butter meatballs
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Orleans police would like to speak to anyone who might have information on a one-year-old boy who was found crying and abandoned in his stroller on a street corner Saturday night
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(98)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Two words that will give you nightmares: Poutine dumplings
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(35)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Convicts work to remove all trace of Baltimore city
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(25)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Found remains of World War II veteran to be buried in another godforsaken warzone
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(12)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy in a suit
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(21)
 
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Today's "Idiot arrested for DUI while on his riding mower" story brought to you by Antwerp Township, Michigan (pic)
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hawaii officials warn of possible lava evacuation. No word yet on where they plan to evacuate the lava to
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(35)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
"All units be advised, this is the final call for K-9 seven, canine Diogi," the dispatcher said, failing to mention the pending dust storm
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(38)
 
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Police warn 67-year-old burglar on the run from prison. Well, probably a painful-looking half-trot interspersed with heaves and lots of cursing, but yeah, technically 'on the run'
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(11)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Three Disney dancers who refused to take the stage in a performance of The Lion King because their costumes had touched others dancers' costumers were fired, but because they're in a union, they're trying to get their jobs back
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(70)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The oldest profession is the latest to be hit by cheap/free online services
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(58)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Farc commander sentenced to lengthy prison term. So if Drew is going to prison, can we finally do something about the trolls in the politics tab?
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(39)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of vegans suddenly cried out in terror
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(80)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Champions of pot legalization are challenging police chiefs to one-on-one 'drug duels,' with one drinking shots and the other smoking pot, to prove weed is less dangerous than booze." This is like, the coolest thing ever
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(122)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen dies after paying $2,000 for Amazon "medicine." And to think for only $99 he'd have gotten free 2-day shipping and videos
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(47)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Twelve year-old girl comes down with West Nile Virus, but no one cares because it isn't Ebola
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(21)
 
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Choose Your Own Adventure time: You are driving your motorcycle home presumably drunk when a cop tries to pull you over. Do you A) Pull over and spend the night in the drunk tank. Or B) Kill yourself by fleeing and hitting a power pole
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(25)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Great Recession was a wonderful time to be a vasectomy doc
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom enters her six-week-old baby in a beauty pageant. 'I knew she was a stunner when I saw the ultrasound image'
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(26)
 
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Alcoholic fined after hurling abuse at passers-by while drinking from three-liter bottle of hard cider before telling police to "f**k off." Guy's the human embodiment of a Fark Politics thread all by himself
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Decapitated escape serious bus crash"
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(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boyfriend: The dingo bit my baby
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(7)
 
(KGVO)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're thinking of using a real gun in a game of "gun tag" with a 3-year-old kid, stop. Just stop
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(22)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
North Dakota's evil, restrictive personhood amendment could pass--and that would spell doom for anyone who loves basic freedom
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(79)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
One good thing about the new Ford F-150? It doesn't support the new iPhone
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(73)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Of the top seven cities in the world degenerating into "playgrounds for the rich and terrors for the poor," the top three are in America. USA USA USA
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(62)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Taking people's cash using asset forfeiture laws. New hotness: Taking people's bank accounts under asset forfeiture laws
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(52)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Like a good neighbor, State Farm drones are there
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(44)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this small bio hazard
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(19)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ow, chihuahua!
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(83)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Apparently a guy worth tens of millions of dollars, who once scored four touchdowns in one game, needs a Kickstarter fund for $17,500 to finish a movie about an ex-con
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(42)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School apologizes for chastising a student who disrespected America by not standing for the Pledge of Allegiance
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(213)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Senator Inhofe, (R. Oklahama) "There is no one more in pursuit of publicity than a retired military officer." Apparently does not own a mirror
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(19)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The military is slowly becoming the Confederacy
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(100)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Fourteen letters labeled "Anthrax" found at post office. Scott Ian unavailable for comment
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cop killed in line of duty exactly 26 yrs after his cop father was killed in line of duty
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(36)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
400-year-old Bonfire Night festival will be celebrated Nov. 5 in Britain, prompting police to remind survivors from previous years that it's a really, really bad idea to buy illicit, homemade fireworks from some guy you just met in a bar
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
13 years, 2210 American and 453 British lives later, we've finally turned the keys over to the Afghan government to secure their own country. The combat tour is done. Welcome home
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy describes her last injection: "Sometimes they're deformed looking"
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(94)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Woman checks in to donate plasma, is rejected, decides to donate car instead
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(35)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Church files lawsuit against Seattle marijuana store, apparently have something against a plant that God created and left growing free upon the Earth
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(107)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Angry man taunts another man at the airport for wearing a pink shirt. Things rapidly go downhill from there
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(368)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know what's worse than a convicted sex offender who just won $10 million in the lottery? Nothing. Absolutely nothing
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(116)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this utensil of unusual size
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(29)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leave it to Florida to be home of the world's most dangerous tree. "One drop of sap can scorch the skin of shade-seeking beach-goers"
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(66)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Unbeweaveable
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(69)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(388)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police find six bodies in two cars submerged in a lake. They've been missing since 1969
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(94)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Criminal masterminds arrested for trying to abscond with an ATM from a Walgreen's
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(41)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders county not to tell man where he can find some strippers
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(111)
 
(American Live Wire)
 
 
 
Not only can Herpes ruin your social life, it can affect your, wait, what was I talking about again?
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beautiful morning face
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(19)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The United States Postal Service? Delivering groceries to my door daily? It's more likely than you think
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(76)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Ukraine is steeped in corruption, has Russia breathing down its neck, faces its economy collapsing, and has an election looming. But hey, at least there are no Ebola cases there
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(42)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Frank Serpico calls out the lawlessness and corruption of the police. Sadly, this is not a repeat from 1971
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have two moms in Texas? No driver's license for YOU
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(233)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this target viewer
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Twenty-three products you need to survive the coming Ebolapocalypse
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(68)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Four-year-old, dying from Leukemia, has his whole town celebrate Halloween a week early to make sure he's still around to enjoy it one last time. Farking dusty in here
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(85)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian Government decides on what new powers to give police. Super speed would be cool, but no capes
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(117)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til a 16-year-old girl has to be tased and a 16-year-old boy arrested after two fights break out during a fire drill
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(49)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Nothing says a day at the beach like seeing narcotics wash ashore, especially when it's twenty kilos of cocaine and twenty pounds of marijuana
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(97)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Squirrel winds up in back seat of police car, most likely after refusing to comply with an officer's order to cover his nuts
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(32)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Having successfully taken over the taxi industry, Uber now sets its sights on the snowplowing business
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ACLU of Delaware director Richard H. Morse claims first amendment right to flash headlights in a coded sequence must be upheld. Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only please
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(62)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In one Amazon tribe, a boy does not become a man until he can put his hands into gloves lined with angry bullet ants. Meanwhile in America he just has to learn how to work a washing machine before going to college
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(93)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Family of infant scalded by hot coffee at Denny's wins $500,000 lawsuit. Jackie Chiles impressed
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(218)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Australia is full of things that can kill you. But it's also home of a rare berry that can cure you
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue net group
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Americans need to be more productive during their morning commute; all they do is sit mindlessly behind the wheel in traffic"
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(144)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Drinking soda daily ages you as much as smoking daily
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(82)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Sergeant-at-Arms is farking hardcore: "In one motion, he dove to the floor around the pillar, at the feet of Bibeau, turning on his back as he landed and simultaneously firing his weapon upwards at Bibeau"
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(139)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Two little kittens trapped in a storm drain, might have drowned if it had rained, but they were rescued by people who went out of their way, to make sure all would be well on Caturday
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(1164)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
This story has everything - the surveillance video of the woman "just sitting down," the woman's claim that she fell and hurt her back, a Target worker who happens to speak Dutch, and the ambulance company that wasn't buying it
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(39)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Angry mob gathers outside mosque in Alberta - and helps clean up vandalism
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(59)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The same team of criminal investigators that cracked the Boston Marathon bombing are now hunting the National Park Vandal
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(62)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cancún Fark Party: Friday October 24th thru Sunday October 26th
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(104)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's raining nerds as a computer engineer breaks Felix Baumgartner's free fall record
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(54)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Unlimited vacation time: Good idea, or best idea?
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(62)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NY news anchor: "If you don't want Ebola, don't eat da poo poo"
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(65)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Al Capone's home is on the market in Chicago. Geraldo Rivera seen packing a camera and an axe
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(31)
 
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
I'll take $20 on pump 7, and does anyone want to buy this 10-year-old girl?
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(60)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll see a bunch of paper lanterns. And if you look out the right side of the aircraft you'll see more paper lanterns. And now thanks to the paper lanterns we must reroute
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(28)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will you do well on this week's Fark Quiz? Well, that depends. How productive were you this week at work?
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(32)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
What are your qualifications for mayor? "Well, I was arrested once for beating a drag queen with a tiki torch while dressed as a member of the Ku Klux Klan"
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(47)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fire at private school called "suspicious" by authorities. And by "suspicious," they mean "here's security camera footage of a kid roaming the halls the night of the fire with a 5-gallon gas can"
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(45)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of spending hundreds on a fancy decanter, here are some free ways to make your box wine taste less cardboardy
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(43)
 
(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
"Defendant is living under the delusion that someone stole his semen and used it to create the current membership of the Campus Christian House"
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(26)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Beware of the pot prohibitionists, for they are inventing marijuana deaths with science
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(123)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Not to get anyone in a panic, but we're about to get hit with a global blackout from a Sun spot that's 11 times the size of the Earth. So yeah, no need to panic until it hits which it could at anytime
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(134)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Student eats a pop-tart into the shape of a gun? Ah, hell naw. Sikh student wants to carry a real dagger to school? Sure, no problem
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(129)
 
(Storify)
 
 
 
Soldier killed in parliament shooting honored through procession along highway of heroes
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your MONTHLY L.A. FARKER MEET-UP happens FRIDAY, NOV. 7th @ TRiP SANTA MONICA, ~8:00-ish
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(7)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
For the record, getting a tattoo of the Bentley logo on your forehead doesn't make you any classier
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this browser
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(19)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden v Russia 0-1
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(36)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Ebolobama
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(139)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman too embarrassed to buy "marital aids" decides shoplifting them would be much more discreet
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption what Obama is thinking as he leans in for a hug with Ebola survivor, nurse Nina Pham
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(71)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman receives "dead" heart transplant, declares at press conference that she feels nearly two decades younger, proceeds to crack open reporter's skull and feast on the warm goo inside
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(15)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The west coast is getting all of their mass shootings over with in one day
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(95)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's the latest thing that's going to kill you? Highway guardrails
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(30)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Minimalist movie posters for horror movies. Happy Halloween
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(39)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Before removing the mote from thy neighbor's eye, first remove the beam from thine own. But do not remove the beams from the church, because that's a dick move
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Geologists say "colossal" volcanic eruption could destroy most of Japan in the next 100 years. Japan: "Meh, what else is new"
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(54)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Naked and having sex with a dog is no way to transmit Ebola, son
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(68)
 
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Grandfather repels three armed robbers and prevents his granddaughter from being raped. Surprisingly, not Liam Neeson
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(105)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
No one is as concerned about Ebola in NYC as your mom
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Grave robber digs up 29 girls and dresses them for birthday parties (images aren't gory, but may be disturbing)
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(102)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
After getting arrested for DUI, 23 year old woman gives police the password to unlock her phone. While in custody, a CHP officer emailed 6 nude photos of the woman from her phone to his. Queue the Costanza "was that wrong?" photos
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(172)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Tell me what it was like the first time that you laid eyes on Angelina. Was it like one of those classical love stories like when Ross first saw Rachel? - Zach Galifianakis interviews Brad Pitt on Between Two Ferns
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(28)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
These fifteen commandments... *crash* These ten... *crash* Okay look, can I just come in again?
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(102)
 
(Business Insider)
 
NewsFlash
 
Time to reset the school shooting clock....Oh yeah, it's over there, under the Ebola clock, next to the ISIS and Ferguson ones. You got it? Cool
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Liverpool named first-line ebola treatment center in the UK owing to its first-rate medical facilities, access to research and the fact that if the virus gets loose, they were all just a bunch of Scousers anyway
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Rest assured that NYPD took all necessary precautions investigating Dr. Craig Spencer's apartment by wearing gloves and masks... which they promptly threw away in a sidewalk public garbage can (with pic)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
India has Love Commandos, and they protect young upper and lower caste couples having forbidden affairs that could be punished by death if discovered. That's right, baby. Love Commandos
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mystery man photographed calmly carrying elderly man from the flames of his burning home identified as truck driving father-of-three who was acting on 'instinct' and 'stainless steel' balls (pics)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your f@%king princess is in another f@%king castle
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