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Mon May 04, 2015
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Have a backyard bird feeder? Thanks, you're ruining the ecosystem
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(9)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman accused of having sex with a dog in 2012 has moved up to minors. Well, it's a start
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(69)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Customs officers find pound of cocaine in crotch of man's underwear, charge him with possession of speedballs
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(8)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tiger dads
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: May the fourth be whiff you
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(21)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum said Bruce Jenner IS a human being, not that he deserves to be treated like one. Big difference
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(97)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Nine workers sent to hospital, with one in critical condition, after accident at Los Alamos Neutron Science Center. No word yet on charges
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(81)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Millionaires worry they are one stock market crash away from not being able to afford another miniature giraffe
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(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dallas cartoon attacker named. Apparently, it was neither Snidely Whiplash nor Yosemite Sam
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(196)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
One down, two to go. Rubella has been eliminated from the Western Hemisphere
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guinness Book record for the world's largest facial busted in China
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(30)
 
(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these inner workings
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
As a reward to Baltimore residents for ending the violence, police shoot another black man - Update: Fox has changed their article with the phrase "conflicting reports"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
You know all those glass-half-full people? They can suck it: Science
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(80)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian provocations in Transcarpathia worries locals, who still remember what happened the time a different guy named Vlad got angry
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(38)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
'Edutainment failed me.' Or, how learning to die of dysentery doesn't teach you how to get to Oregon
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(59)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Millions infected, tens of millions will die, everybody panic
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(99)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Punching two guards on your way out of jail is no way to get out of jail
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(20)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada too flirted with prohibition in the 20's - in such a half-assed way that most folks were too drunk to notice (except for the odd shoot-out between cops & bootleggers)
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men's beards "found to contain more human poop than a toilet"
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(318)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
People are literally dying to get a funny obituary published
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(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese man who collapsed after 14-day web binge begs paramedics to turn on his computer: "Leave me alone and turn on the computer for me. I want to surf the internet"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Surfing the roof of a stranger's car while riding down the highway tweaking out on meth is no way to go through life, son
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(38)
 
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
"The two-hour autism segment was squeezed in before a refresher on Tasers"
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(125)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Lynyrd Skynyrd rycyrdyng nyw albym, the world's first video game for cats, and Konami gets fans' hopes up up, down down: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/26 - 5/2
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this extra-sandy beach
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder injected oil and alcohol into his biceps to become a real life version of The Incredible Hulk. If he was going to be that stupid, he may as well have just exposed himself to Gamma rays
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
People are stunned to discover that unused gift cards to stores that no longer exist suddenly have no value. "This Radio Shack thing really hit me"
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(125)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fake newspaper makes real money
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(19)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Reporter suggests royal baby will cheer everyone up after 'doom and gloom' of Nepal earthquake .... because one entitled princess trumps 6,000 peasant deaths
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(83)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
This man has a rare form of synaesthesia. A disorder that causes him to taste words. His unique story to the left, you spewing up the most vile glossary to the right. Mmm purple
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(41)
 
(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Entire lake in India is basically 100% pee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In this building, every ground-floor apartment is a penthouse
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Sun May 03, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Texas event promising to award $10k for the best cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed has ended in the way organizers presumably wanted
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fine art
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(44)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Teens choose wrong neighborhood to engage in drive-by eggings, end up being detained by over 100 residents. "They just formed a human wall and prevented them from leaving"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Before going to a swingers' party, be sure to print directions. Neighbors are tired of the kilted, pony-tailed gentlemen showing up to the wrong address
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(34)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Toga party gets out of control, leads to gladiator-style melee
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(23)
 
(drink port, get byotches)
 
 
 
"Different Types of Whisky Drinkers." Subby is definitely "The Troll"
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(107)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Demand for new Chick-fil-A in Washington State prompts traffic control measures. It's not a press release, it's your local news
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(111)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Tired of your job? See if any of these 10 signs will tell you it is indeed time to quit
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(115)
 
(WXOW La Crosse)
 
 
 
What teen hasn't dreamed of getting drunk, stealing a street sweeper, then crashing it into a utility pole?
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(29)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops investigate whether kiss between two seven-year-old classmates was "unnatural." Thanks, Obama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this castaway
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(24)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Police pulled over this couple on their first date. On the 2 year anniversary of their first date, they're pulled over again with shocking results
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that what you wear affects how you think and behave. Apparently, subby behaves like a Hawaiian tourist on a three-day bender
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The Baltimore curfew has been lifted, effective immediately. Maryland National Guard to begin withdrawal over the next few days
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(127)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
HS student tries to hack into school's computer system in order to change a failed grade. Unable to do so, proceeds to light computer lab on fire. Finds out that besides Fire, F also stands for Five Felony charges and FAIL
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, an article which most Farkers can appreciate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
101-year-old man pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after being buried for a week, immediately tells all the rescuers to get the fark off his farking lawn, dammit
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(14)
 
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
I love my UPS man because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it
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(80)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Researchers claim kids don't care if you swap out french fries for fruit in their "happy" meals. Of course, researchers also claim aliens live on the moon, Bigfoot exists, and lizard people have secretly infiltrated the government
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(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota Highway Patrol officer forced to resign after failing to meet quota for traffic tickets and drug arrests
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
See, like that hashtag like totally worked. Well, that and a lot of guns and tanks and soldiers
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rich people problems, 2015: No room to park all the fight fans' private jets at Las Vegas airport
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seat right over here
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Wedding receptions
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(93)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
From Christianity to dirty martinis, perhaps no other food has impacted Western civilization more than the humble olive
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(58)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Two drunk teens, one 1,500-lb. crocodile. Darwin takes aim, misses
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're going to try and grow tomatoes in your garden this summer, then you better surround the plants with borage, chives, marigolds, nasturtiums, basil, calendula, carrots, hot peppers, sage, onions, garlic, and leaf lettuce
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets drunk. News: And calls the police on himself numerous times. Fark: Right before getting behind the wheel, going airborne several times and hitting a Fry's Electronics store sign
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when the doctor counts the sponges after your operation and finds that he's one short?
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(27)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There might be only one thing that can save the Astrodome from certain demise, and that's a beach with white sand, blue water, palm trees and lots of tourists wearing shorts and bikinis just 35 miles south of Berlin
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(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Ross store manager set new standard for being total jerk
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(93)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Plz no so scare very large WOW what r u doing concern such afraid
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of amazing music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Mormon Church issues first statement on health of its president, presumably on gold tablets
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Rare guide to Scottish cultural references found, and written in English. To start with: WTF is Irn-Bru?
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas' education system finally has something to clap about: A 31% increase in STDs among high school students
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ideal temperature for criminals found to be 64 degrees Fahrenheit. Any hotter and they get worn out running
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(25)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You're going to have a hard time convincing people that you're not a crazy ex-girlfriend if, after breaking into your ex-boyfriend's home and ransacking the place, you get arrested and poop all over the back seat of the police car
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police trying to manage May Day protests in Seattle were called to remove a shirtless man from inside a basketball hoop. And then things went rapidly downhill after that
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Who cares about the juleps, let's talk about what to serve your guests for today's 141st Kentucky Derby (your dog wants burgoo)
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(26)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mop
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(27)
 
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Navy goat gets Navy's goat
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(26)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"They crow when a car goes by, or when the wind blows," she said. "They crow because they see you, or because they don't see you. In suburban and urban settings, it's difficult to get roosters to work [as pets]"
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(65)
 
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Man owes New Hampshire $9,000 rescue costs because he wasn't in good enough condition to hike the White Mountains
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(77)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The prize for this essay contest isn't baaaad
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unpopular superpowers
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(29)
 
(Exploding Unicorn)
 
 
 
What's the greatest human achievement of the last 100 years? A) the polio vaccine B) the moon landings C) this coffee table
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(USGS)
 
 
 
4.0 earthquake hits southwest Michigan, epicenter 8 miles south of Kalamazoo area. Californians smile, nod condescendingly at freaked-out Midwesterners
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(165)
 
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Cop issues driver three citations for reckless driving, failure to exercise due care and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. Fark: Driver was fire chief responding to a "high magnitude" call (with video)
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(92)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Hartford police paid for 485,000 rounds of ammunition per year, fired 180,000, and have no idea what happened to the rest or if it ever existed at all
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(83)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Pill jockeys refuse to fill legitimate prescriptions, then blame DEA for their incompetence
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(131)
 
(Some Nigerian Prince)
 
 
 
Nigeria's wealthiest individuals must reveal the source of their wealth, which is likely to include funds that Americans failed to claim from their dead, rich relatives in a timely fashion
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(29)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/2 Free Comic Book Day previews, featuring the first appearance of Bridget's Cat
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 22, 6pm. Super Long Details
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man sues hospital after his leg was amputated and thrown in the garbage with his name tag still on it. Attorney for the hospital claims it won't stand up in court
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(62)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Navy SEAL who became a woman has not talked with her kids about the change yet, hopes they don't watch the news, or read her book, or go on the internets
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's do this. Philadelphia Fark Party May 2nd at Frankford Hall
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(102)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"The pilot was so scared He was stuttering and couldn't really talk straight. He was trying to sound calm and told us 'I'm going to get you guys back on the ground,' but he kept stuttering. He did a great job though. He got us back"
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(69)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man cuts through storage unit roof, steals dozens of guitars. Owner now frets over having 35 less Paul Gibsons
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(59)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"You can't have a one night stand without a booty call"
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(50)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flower girl
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(22)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's okay to put your gotdam kale in my gotdam salads and your gotdam kale in my gotdam shakes. But if you know what's best you'll keep your gotdam kale out of my gotdam cocktails
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(48)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
The biggest little speed trap in Colorado
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grieving mama cat who lost all three babies matched with three abandoned kittens just in time for Caturday
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(860)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anarchists in Seattle don't want some guy with a rifle marching with them in their demonstration. Apparently it breaks some anarchist rule
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(145)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
This year you can sit on your fat ass and watch re-runs of House without having to worry about that pesky MDA Labor Day telethon getting in the way of your normally scheduled programming
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(52)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Son, you've got a gift bag on your head
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(15)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The Duchess of Cambridge is finally doing her job. Royal baby No. 2 is on the way
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who started one of the largest wildfires in California history that burned 400 square miles and 11 homes has federal charges dismissed because two key witnesses died before trial
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(32)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Brit tourists: "Youuuuu lousssssy Yankeeeeeee cowboys, you don't know how to walk away from a party on a flight from Houston to London"
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits debate whether to allow Googling during exams. For real
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(71)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Protip: after shooting a dude and abandoning your getaway car, don't go back to retrieve it from the police impound lot while wearing the same outfit as in the surveillance video
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(13)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Most unpleasant survey ever conceived reveals that one third of London men are too fat to see their own genitals
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(35)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Son, trying to cut a firehose while firefighters are inside a burning building doesn't make you a brave protestor of civil injustice. It just makes you an asshole
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(121)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh, Canada
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two Arctic ice researchers presumed drowned after the climate change they were studying finally caught up to them
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So the officers being charged in the death of Freddie Gray had a fundraiser up on GoFundMe. Had
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(191)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thief who stole a gold necklace and swallowed it is force-fed 60 bananas by police
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(33)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Patient in N. Texas being monitored for Ebola after recent trip to Liberia. This is not a repeat from October
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(13)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(North Platte Bulletin)
 
 
 
If you saw one police car chasing another for 45 miles along I-80 in Nebraska, blame meth. Or thank meth for giving you the most exciting thing to ever happen in Nebraska
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to slack off early. And so we've prepared this Fark Quiz for you so you can drop the pretense of working altogether
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Model Cassandra Bankson has only one kidney, but boy does she overcompensate for it
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(72)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The global footprint that the humans have left on the Earth shown from a satellite timelapse
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(75)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what happened to the girl who texted her boyfriend "Driving drunk woo." No peeking at the tag
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(95)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Just in case you want to buy his Greek frozen yogurt, here's the guy who repeatedly yelled "White Lives Matter" and "I hope you get raped" at protesters during Wednesday's Freddie Gray solidarity march in NYC
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(127)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happened to all the people who thought law school was a great investment and then couldn't find jobs when the bubble burst?
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(103)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fanaticism
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(25)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
NEWS: Drunken school bus driver runs off the road with 44 kids inside. FARK: Along Whiskey Bottom Road
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(30)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Guy in panda mask enters convenience store, eats shoots and leaves
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Family buys a home in the country next to a working farm and is upset that farmers spray their fields with herbicides every now and again
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(70)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
The rent really is too damned high
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(136)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nixon's plan to bury Watergate finally coming to fruition
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's election time in Britain & they hate their political parties more than Marmite (a yeast-based breakfast spread that is pure black hatred, apparently)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Brazen bra burglars rob Victoria's Secret. Police evidence includes exhibits A, B , DD
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(79)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Clever man not very
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man deliberately crashes car into fire station, receives fastest rescue response time - and psych evaluation - ever (pics)
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The UK election just got sexy - well, almost
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(15)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
"Hi, is Franco there? It's Pope Francis." "Sure it is." *click*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frozen-ass photographers spend five days waiting for this ugly-ass polar bear cub to come out of his den for the first time, and it was totally worth it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In today's fried-food-on-a-stick news, Calgary Stampede to offer $100 hot dogs and a cockroach pizza this year
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Because in some people's world, everyone is a superhero
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Japanese mega-submarine with a hangar large enough for three bombers has been detected off the coast of Hawaii (Some Not safe for work content on article page)
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(80)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this MC
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A week after one Oxford university newspaper won praise for publishing a rape victim's courageous open letter, another has sparked outrage after joking about donkey punches"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Philippine government requests all refrigerators be unplugged before Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. Not cool
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Verizon warns unlimited data FiOS customer for using too much data
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(120)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple busted for having sex in a bathroom at a Wisconsin library. Wait. Wisconsin has libraries?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos launches rocket into space, hoping to start delivering Amazon products to Mars
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(30)
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
National Guard in several states train to deal with civil unrest. Apparently they do this every year right around the time of the NBA Finals
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(15)
 
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Oregon considers joining the 21st Century and allowing residents to pump their own gas
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(149)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Consider the demographic and avert your eyes. May 2nd is World Naked Gardening Day
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Survey finds that men prefer sex in the morning and women late at night. Next survey will include a box for "whatever her answer was"
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(51)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Dammit mainstream media, leave Sprinkles the FAT cat ALONE
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl "swears like a trooper" thanks to Peppa Pig game: "I accused her dad of teaching her to swear but it was only when I tried out the tablet that I found one of the activities says "F*ck you, odd one out'"
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Geese in South Carolina subdivision facing firing squad get one-month reprieve as protesters argue gunning the honking shiatbags down like the huge winged vermin that they are might hurt the feelings of Canadians or some damn thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia just launched what it claims is the 'quietest submarine in the world', which will really come in handy next time one of them gets "lost"
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(71)
 
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Oklahoma zoo tries out new "free range" tiger exhibit
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(27)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge: I find the defendant guilty, and sentence him to six months in jail. Lawyer: OK, but someone's going to have to dig him up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In this town, crime DOES pay. Literally
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(49)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Maine, where our criminals can be found hiding up a 50-foot tree"
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(10)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Feds to change ivory rule enforcement after bagpipes seized. Justice at last
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't be too proud of this technological communications infrastructure you've constructed. The ability to use a cell phone is insignificant next to the power of ham radio
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(153)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China bars amateur meteorologists. Which in the United States would pretty much mean the end of The Weather Channel
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist uses drone to deface six-story tall NYC billboard (with video)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Of course the natural thing to do when protesting Austrian political dysfunction is *spins wheel* bake a 9/11 cake complete with crashing airliners & smoke
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(29)
 
(Romford Recorder)
 
 
 
Art gallery told by police to cover up 'A Load Of Fuss About F*ck All' artwork. Owner: "Someone's complained to police about this and you think, 'where's your sense of humour?' This is what it says it is - a load of fuss about f*ck all" (sfw pics)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The very first Air Force One is rotting away in the desert, abandoned and plundered by Jawas
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(49)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Nothing like a good stag party near Prague's Jewish quarter to bring out your inner Hitler
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to get the best insight into the mind of a pot smoker? Find a hand-written to-do list for the day ahead, of course
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(50)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Amazingly enough, smacked Baltimore rioting teen tells interviewers exactly what his Mom would want him to
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(93)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I couldn't afford to pay rent, so I secretly lived in my office for 500 days"
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(74)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Special needs school bus drives through shooting that leaves bullet holes in the bus and students cowering on the floor. Naturally the school waits till the next day to notify parents
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So I Married A Kayaks Murderer
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Charges filed
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(1006)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wearing high heels to bed can be sexy, but not if you're six months old
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(31)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Apparently the Aaron's difference is the spyware they load on your rental computer and the photos taken of you and your partner having sexy time
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(74)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yours for $23 million: "A house of outstanding mathematical beauty"
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(53)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this apparent mishandling
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How Western media would cover the events in Baltimore, if Baltimore was in a foreign country
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(228)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you really want to be taken seriously as a home cook then you need funnels, twine, and rubber mallets
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(66)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Dynamite left on old plane at LAX for four days after police training exercise. Sorry about that, Chief
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(30)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
There's a scientific reason why you feel this year's allergies are worse than last year's allergies
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(32)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Dear White America
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(645)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Drunk man assaults passersby with...white mice. "The motives behind the 37-year-old man's attacks are unclear." Subby goes out on a limb here and suggests that alcohol might have been a factor
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
With the seafloor level dropping more than two meters, temperatures rising and a sudden spike of 8,000 earthquakes scientists think a volcano may be erupting off the Oregon coast
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Walking in the woods is good for your health. Unless you're Little Red Riding Hood, Hansel and Gretel, or the Sheriff of Nottingham
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(26)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Thanks to a mysterious hole, Oregon's Lost Lake is nearly lost once again
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(51)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you love bread but hate all the bread carbs, just eat naan, lavash, or crumpets
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Florida man spots reptilian alien driving a Kia Spectra, manages to take a few pics, Florida man (w/pics)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
He's the goddamn Baltimore Batman
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(27)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of spending all that money on an expensive necklace, this Mother's Day why don't you give her what she really wants: Some personal space
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Marijuana's magic bean men: The outlaw botanists who designed the marijuana Americans smoke and the money they didn't make doing it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cinnabon thrives in era of "healthy eating," to no surprise of Cinnabon president. "There's no hummus chain sweeping the nation right now.... Moreover, the Chipotles and Five Guys of the world - these are some of the hottest concepts out there"
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
UK teen befriends elderly man he met at the grocery store; gets all the popsicles
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
"At the time I was like, 'I'm just happy to be alive. I got run over by a jet.' You don't think - there are people who get hit by cars and that's it. I got hit by a plane"
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into home, realizes it belongs to a den of identity thieves, does the right thing and alerts the cops
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(32)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone get SyFy on the line, we've pit bulls causing plague
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(24)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Do NOT mess with this woman's parking space
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(47)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
That's the most disgusting school lunch story ev... is that 'genuine frontier gibberish'?
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(37)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Synthetic drug Flakka cause of increasingly interesting Fark headlines
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(89)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"I'm in a metal tube at 35,000 feet and I think I can get away with taking the flight attendant's iPad," says no one ever. Well, except this woman
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Air Force evacuates their citizens from earthquake-ravaged Nepal and lets Americans hitch a lift. What are neighbours for?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The recent major earthquake in Nepal just made it a bit easier to get to the top of Everest
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(29)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these misfits
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University band instructor for THE Ohio State University band charged with THE kidnapping, THE sexual assault, and THE rape
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(74)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
In case anyone forgot, the Patriot Act is still a thing
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(72)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Possibly bad: serving a six-year-old pork for school lunch. Certainly bad: serving six-year-old pork for school lunch
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The South will rise again. Deeper South. Farther than that. How's your Portuguese?
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(37)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New gang emerges in American middle schools. Leaders said to be shadowy group of Italians with funny hats
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When you think of Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson do you think about sex? You do now. You're welcome
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(52)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
America's youth have finally realized the hopes and dreams of their hippie parents and grandparents.... by being too fat for the Army
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(70)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer sentenced to life in prison ordered to pay $140,000 in restitution. At $1 an hour, 8 hours a day for the next 50 years, I'd say they're cutting it pretty close
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(36)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I say-ah, I say-ah, now lookee 'ere sir, you need to make a mint julep that will make ya a colonel, boy
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(26)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
On the minus side, you got fired from your cushy job as a Blue Cross executive. On the plus side, topless bowling with Tara Reid. *shrug* Meh, there are other jobs
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(74)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Weight Watchers founder discovers new way to lose weight
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(14)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is that pork ribs, two packs of detergent, three water filters, ribeye steaks, ground beef, bacon, and a gallon of bleach in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
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(15)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Picnic time.. What are some good recipes to share with your fellow Farkers that actually spend time outside other than getting to the car? Show us what's portable that holds up well at a picnic. Difficulty: not alcohol, for once
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Ohio man accidentally shot himself in Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants
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(74)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
What the hell is a paper road map and how does anyone even use one, anyway?
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(135)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Search for owner of found leg leads police to IHOP
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
Weeners
 
Why isn't there a male-equivalent of Hooters? said no one... ever
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(155)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this undeniable beauty
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian army realizes that they're not very good at the whole war thing, decide to move over into marijuana production instead
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's plane makes unscheduled landing down in Tanzania, down in Tanzania
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(48)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bankers are taking ADHD drugs to get ahead. Is that all it takes? Because I would totally ... oh, wait, AHEAD
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(64)
 
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Bad: Waking up with Wild Turkey on your night stand. Worse: Coming home to wild turkey in your bathroom
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The inmate who killed Jeffery Dahmer would now like to use the Twinkie Defense. Sort of adds up when you think about it
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(124)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
More signs the ratopcalpse is upon us: Monstrous three-foot-long rat named "Rodney" caught in Irish river, said to be as big as a dog
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(66)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Camping outside the store for Black Friday. New hotness: Camping outside the hospital for the Royal Birth
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
82 year old man arrested for wringing the neck of his 81 year old neighbor because "his doorbell rang whenever hers did." I really hope that's not a euphemism
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(38)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Your research is methodologically weak, does not cure cancer, and also has cooties
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(43)
 
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Former Baltimore reporter and creator of The Wire goes through 30 years of policing and government to explain why Baltimore has become what it is today
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(144)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columbia University celebrates 100 years of film studies. Decades of past students have had the opportunity to learn popular culture, explore the arts, offset the D they got in Biology with an easy A
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(36)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Greater Manchester's most bizarre binman is a trash collector who dresses up in a skirt made of black bin liner and a shiny, gold mask for his trash rounds. If you see him don't throw your cans and bottles at him for he scares easily
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un cancels Moscow trip in order to spend more time with his barber
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(44)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
For the last time, legitimate dentists do not carry pliers in their pocket and pull teeth while you're in their car
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(28)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Please don't jump pretty Chinese college girl just because your boyfriend dumped you, look at all of us 'boyfriends' down here waiting to catch you
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(80)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA can't decide what those bright lights are on Ceres, so they started a poll
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(89)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Four-month-old baby pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after 22 hours. Will apparently be named Simba based on the pics
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(35)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
USA inspires UK to take lead in the war on terriers
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(26)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In case you weren't paying attention, there is a giant piece of Russian space equipment tumbling out of control toward the earth at this very instant
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(111)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No. No Maple Syrup on my pancakes, thank you. I'll have Birch Syrup. You've probably never heard of it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Because what young couple wouldn't be flattered and surprised to find their engagement photo appearing on the cover of a novel? Difficulty: soft porn novel
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(73)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Two juvenile sharks spotted at Seal beach, Jets warned to stay clear unless they want a rumble
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(23)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Move over ladies, us men need the room for our Broga
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(93)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"We hope the Cock and Seaman will be embraced and enjoyed"
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(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dad of the Year writes principal awesome note about spending quality time with his family
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(252)
 
(InsideNova)
 
 
 
One person jumps out of a window to safety in Triangle building fire. This is not a repeat from 1911
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what it's like to shoot yourself in the foot? This guy has carried out an experiment for you
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(27)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this battle preparation
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
People outraged that Whole Foods in Baltimore gave National Guard members a free meal, because no soldier deserves tens of thousands of dollars in gifts like that
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(194)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart's evisceration of Judith Miller makes his Jim Cramer interview look like a CNN piece
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(288)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Err...no. Put it back exactly the way it was. Hero tag for the town council
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(141)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
First they approved eliminating injections for double-chins, and I said nothing because I was no double-chin
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Baltimore police find mysterious unnamed witness to say that Freddie Gray was intentionally trying to injure himself in the back of the police van. Well, that should clear everything up
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(317)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"I ain't run from nothing, I have never in my whole life and I ain't going to start now," says 73-year-old man who punched a bear
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(34)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Couple rents their house out on Airbnb to people planning drug-induced orgy, police called and describe scene as drug-induced orgy, couple upset at missing out on drug-induced orgy
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Stabbing in a public park. Strange: Victim is a moose
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
High school student charged with aggravated assault for lacing his teacher's coffee with a) LSD, b) laxatives, or c) saline solution
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(74)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Pregnant Popeye's manager who was fired after refusing to pay back money taken during an armed robbery is given her job back at a different store. And also she's suing the company for $5.5 million
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(151)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
State greatly affected by climate change seeks EPA exemption from climate change rule
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(48)
 
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Muskogee, Oklahoma man bitten in the nipple by a zebra
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(48)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Colorado mom chastised by pre-school for packing Oreos in daughter's lunch. With a helpful pic of what a chastised Oreo packing mom looks like
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(239)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 521: "Fairy Tales and Other classic Childhood Stories" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 29, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Think you're the World's Best Dad? So you also stole a helicopter, flew your family out to sea away from an enemy invasion, chucked your wife and kids out the door to waiting sailors, and then ditched before swimming off like a badass?
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(68)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
French soldiers on UN peace-keeping mission rape starving African children, UN attempts cover up. [I Dont Want To Live On This Planet Anymore.jpg]
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(145)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Enjoy your Starbucks Ethical Water, you subhuman monster
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(47)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes cleaning a friend's gutters for free has its benefits
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cocaine has been found in hospital toilet just yards from where Kate will give birth to royal baby .... this means SOMETHING
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(38)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Texas school decides it's 1890 and demands that brazen 5-year-old hussy cover her... shoulders? BONUS: They made her put jeans on under her floor-length dress (link replaced)
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(135)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida invaded by insects from Remula...I mean France
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(18)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fishy statement
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A paratrooper who celebrated his upcoming departure from the Army by jumping with his pet Siamese fighting fish will serve 12 days of extra duty before closing out his time in uniform" (pics)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Hey, can you give me a hand up here in the attic?" "Look around; there should be one up there already"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
While Boulder officials were still debating how to handle the explosion of non-native goldfish in a lake, migrating pelicans decided to eat them
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(66)
 
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
My Fit Foods founder arrested when police find a box labeled My Concealed Cocaine
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(16)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Looks like we may have won the Vietnam War after all. In your faces, hippies
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(118)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nepalese earthquake survivors block relief trucks to protest lack of aid. You're doing it wrong
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(39)
 
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
According to the obituary, Dorothy A. "Stella" Scrobola is survived by a 'shiatload' of grandchildren
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(51)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why Spaniards never visited Iceland?
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(60)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Top things to visit when you're in Italy: The Colosseum, the Vatican and of course the Museo Della Merda -- the museum of poop
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(48)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Rescuers hunt for lost fisherman Ron Ingraham just months after miraculously finding lost fisherman Ron Ingraham
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(42)
 
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Q&A
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Want to be happy? You just have to be female, over 65 live in Denmark. That's not too much to ask
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(60)
 
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Repeat offender caught stealing from vending machine might be the only man in the world who is banned from using ALL coin-operated machines for five years. That includes an airport, a shopping mall, and an entire tram network
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(31)
 
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
You thought your commute was bad: Someone is randomly shooting cars on the interstate in Colorado
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(101)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The most heart-warming story about a turtle's legs being gnawed off by rats you are going to read all day
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(27)
 
(Some Hofstra Guy)
 
 
 
Public Safety responded to the room, entered and found three students, a bong and a hamster
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
School group touring South Dakota bank enjoys full police tactical response after accidentally hitting silent alarm. "The group of students found the whole incident amusing"
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(26)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Denying Texas children their precious fried food would be child abuse, plain and simple
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(132)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Instead of ignoring a 60-year-old homeless woman who was sleeping in the dirt on his street, builder pays it forward and builds her a shelter
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(92)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar: Christians who aren't allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination
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(328)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Iran's Revolutionary Guard implements their cargo ship catch-and-release program
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(43)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Baltimore riots raise many questions on social media, such as "Should Cleveland be burned down?"
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(90)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Do you remember when Los Angeles once had bike highways? Neither do I
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(32)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
No gas allowed in Glastonbury Festival this year. So welcome to Ltonbury
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(24)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
What happens when a college president shows up at a loud off-campus party to wish everyone a good time?
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for stealing wallets and forgery? Meh. 'Liking' your own wanted post on Facebook? Priceless
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(6)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Defense agency develops a bullet that can swerve in mid-air to strike shifting objects. Apparently, the Warren Commission was onto something
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(104)
 
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
"I have cancer and it SUCKS"
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(98)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
American Airlines flights grounded after several crashes. It was just the pilots' iPads, but still
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(37)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nepalese man trapped in rubble for three days drank own urine, tells rescuers he didn't HAVE to, it just seemed like the thing to do under the circumstances
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(41)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Earth is working on creating a brand new continent, say researchers. Check back in 200 million years to see what it looks like
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(58)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to priests: No more boring sermons. Or as most churchgoers call them, sermons
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(62)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not cool, dude. Seriously not cool
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(189)
 
(Sabotage Times)
 
 
 
"I love the sheer lack of f*cks the Mozambican government give about having an AK-47 rifle on their national flag. It's the equivalent of having a big 'Beware of the Dog' sticker with an angry Rottweiler plastered on the front door"
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(67)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The other Baltimore riot that the media is not telling you about
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(659)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Overwhelming majority of Americans couldn't tell you the gender makeup of the Supreme Court if you spotted them Notorious RBG
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(100)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Technology is making it even easier for your Indian parents to marry you to a perfect stranger
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(55)
 
(WBIW Lawrence)
 
 
 
What are you in for? Meth, heroin, guns, pot, ginseng, and a squirrel
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens police capture wily coyote, presumably by painting a tunnel on a brick wall and waiting
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Once again, a professional athlete commits domestic violence and gets a slap on the wrist
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(121)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sad man with his exes
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(25)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones
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(18)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
One dead in funeral procession
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
AT&T fires its president for being a racist idiot. We can't hear him now
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(187)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas is about to be invaded by the Feds and of course some people have a problem with this
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(271)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "I may be on trial for contempt of court, but at least I know all my political friends still have my back. Right, friends?" *cricket, cricket*
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(89)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Drink coffee for breakfast, tea in the afternoon, wine at 5 p.m"
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rikers Island prison cafeteria's secret meatloaf ingredient revealed: Rat poison
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(45)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you guessed "global warming" as the cause of the Nepal earthquake, step up and claim your prize
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(126)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Creflo Dollar dismisses critics of his jet fundraiser as "doing the devil's work," yet quietly cancels the fundraiser- just to confound the Dark One
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Tue April 28, 2015
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Bud Light: "The perfect beer for removing 'no' from your vocabulary for the night"
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(167)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After African volunteers switched their high-fibre diet to African-American diet of burgers, biscuits, and steaks, researchers report just two weeks of new diet could "dramatically" increase odds of bowel cancer. Who has biscuits with their burger?
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(151)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
It's like mould on your wedding day
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(106)
 
(Stern)
 
 
 
Photoshop someone's devoted granny
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Faced with more debt, more crowded cities, more crowded transit, more pollution, and fewer jobs, millennials are having fewer children. Experts stumped as to why
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(232)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Scalia: If gay marriages are so great, why didn't they have them in ancient Greece? The balls are in your court Libius Maximus
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(308)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man charged for driving without doors, windows, license plates, insurance and surprisingly not in Florida
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(62)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Annual feminist award will be presented to a man's hand inserted into a felt pig
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(120)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
This guy can solve Rubik's Cube in the time it takes to say "Rubik's Cube" five times
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China opens bridge to NOPE
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(76)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Tornado leaves 1,000 Brazilian people homeless. Didn't they mean a trazillion people? Either way, that's a lot
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(19)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: 'People need to wear pants and not set off fireworks,' say police after six Red Mile arrests
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(31)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this alien delicacy
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(19)
 
(Battle Creek Enquirer)
 
 
 
Military holds decontamination exercises in Battle Creek, Michigan. It's the biggest toxic cleansing in Battle Creek since Kellogg's introduced All-Bran
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(33)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Ukrainian forest fire headed for remnants of Chernobyl nuclear plant. PANIC
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(74)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Because of global cooling, Lake Michigan is now so clear that shipwrecks can be seen from the air
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(132)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the most inappropriate place to take a first date?
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(1158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Russia's newest superhero-to-be, "Radioactive Girl"
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(81)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Criminal masterminds steal five cases of frozen pizza, immediately call police station to see if officers want to buy any
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Do you want to be the proud owner of one of the last two original Mk I Spitfires left in the world? For £2.5 million, you could be
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(95)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Daesh leader Al Baghdadi has reportedly died. Difficulty: In an Israeli hospital
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Comedian finds two-way mirror in bathroom before gig at bar. Bar owner: "I will burn this f*cking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?"
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(316)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Of course, we would welcome extraterrestrial visitors to the Bronx"
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget the National Guard, send in the Moms
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(606)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"This is 8.45 in the morning and you are running through the streets with no clothes on. I don't know why you would want a kebab at that time of day." Australia: it's Australian for Florida
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(50)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you think you're seeing double, that's because you are: High school graduates six sets of twins
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(58)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Bumble Bee charged in death of man cooked to death in tuna oven." That's more than meets the eye
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(62)
 
(Bit9)
 
 
 
What do MC Escher and House of Cards have to do with your network security? More than you'd think (Sponsored link)
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(18)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well it probably would not be the best idea in the world to name your hot dog menu item 'Bruce Jenner 2.0', is it now?
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Iranian navy has seized a U.S. cargo ship and taken it to Bandar Abbas, although details are a little sheiky
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(93)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to fight revenge porn. "I thought, well no, this must be wrong ... they're forcing me to disclose them further when that's what I was trying to prevent"
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(162)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man finds his wife Facebook messaging an old friend, so he made his way to the man's house, punched him, and shot him in the leg. Clearly, she had reason to want to find someone else
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(25)
 
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Don't drink the Kool-Aid. Don't touch it either. Even if it is coming out of the tap
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(33)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"Smileys make kids eat more healthy food" No word on whatever happened to "Mr. Yuk"
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(21)
 
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Hawaii to become the first state to raise the smoking age to 21, hope to improve the state's health since they also lead the nation in daily consumption of Spam
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(75)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Who said "if booze makes your husband gay for one night and he accidentally bangs some guy it's really not a big deal"? Was it C) Pat Roberson? What the?
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(188)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Anti-science hysteria triumphs as Chipotle removes GMO ingredients. Let's hear it for the forces of backwardness, everybody
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(671)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blame game
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(21)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
For only $5 per month you can receive college credit in current affairs, sports medicine, economics, computer science, theater, political science, and filmmaking
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Fox News shows majority of Americans now support recreational marijuana: "The poll marks the first time the news organization has found majority support for the issue since it began asking the question"
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(195)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you still don't believe that humans evolved from primates, I have three words for you: Lower back pain
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(102)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
RIP HHH
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(69)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix's light rail will not accept 'sexually explicit' ads from a consignment store like 'one night stand,' or 'buy a bigger chest.' Heavens to Murgatroid, somebody fetch me my vapors and fainting couch
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(65)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
The man covered in blood shouted "I slayed the beast" then proceeded to stab himself. Surprisingly not Florida
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(31)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Nowadays canned tuna is dolphin safe. Worker safe, not so much
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(53)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
A guide to determining whether the pagan witch's coven you're about to join is on the up-and-up or, you know, one of those bad ones that's only full of weirdos
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(87)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Just an FYI, when you check into a Motel 6 they send your info directly to the police
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(156)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A week of BareFarking
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(39)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Haircut: $5. Includes free piercings
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Consumer group finds women put an average of 168 "probably safe" chemicals on their skin each day
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nazi flag? That's fine. Noisy flag? That's a fine
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(44)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Supermodel Elle Macpherson believes in bodily humours or some such nonsense
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(69)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Oh God. Oh God. Oh GAWD. No, seriously, oh god. Oh God (not safe for work)
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(69)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Food technology teacher ate all the food, kept beer in the fridge and let students play knife games. What's his Fark handle?
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(24)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Hogan flexes his muscles, brother
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(1252)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this firing squad
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(18)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Finally a good story coming out of the Nepal tragedy: Teenager evacuates 55 orphans during the Nepalese earthquake and saves all of them
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(26)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
College professor flunks entire class for lack of competence, cheating, lacking ability and for being disrespectful little shiats. One student took offense and rebutted with a thoughtful, "Nah bruh this guy is a straight clown"
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(160)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Peter Parker, bitten by a radioactive spider, becomes Spider-Man. Bruce Banner gets blasted with gamma radiation and becomes the Hulk. Meanwhile, this Chernobyl fox becomes a sandwich artist
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(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's official: the hipster has become mainstream in the UK. "Rather than hipster haters, the proliferation of craft beer, pop-up restaurants and ethically sourced coffee suggests that we are now instead a nation of counter-culture conformists"
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(59)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Audi just created diesel fuel from just air and water. This is not a repeat from April 1st
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(51)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of Kansas: The Great Conservative Experiment, a dying teenager who had been rejected by the state's recently reformed and now for-profit Medicaid system gets lifesaving surgery in Tennessee
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(84)
 
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
BOMB scare forces evacuation of Iowa Capitol. And is this case, BOMB is an acronym for "Burnt Out Macaroni Bowl"
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(25)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
It would have been time to reset the clock today except for this teacher. Get this man a beer and cookie, stat
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(30)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
NewsFlash
 
Anything going on in Baltimore today? (Thread is now closed)
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