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Thu February 11, 2016
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
'Was trying to txt u. Ran into a cop car. OMG'. LOL
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Director of National Intelligence says that gene editing is as big a threat to humanity as nuclear and chemical weapons
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian social pages fall for the old Jack Mehoff trick
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What goes in when you're making your pasta sauce? Be it heavy on the garlic, all the meat, or whichever style you like, tell us how it's done
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
I'll admit it, I didn't bother to read the article. The page image was Michelangelo riding a robot tyrannosaurus in the Bat Cave, and that was good enough for me
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man thinks that he is pregnant after having gay sex. Difficulty: Not Florida
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(92)
 
(Something Cupid)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Love is in the air edition
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Keeping track of all the officials Kim Jong Un has had executed since taking over North Korea. He's still trying to top "execution by anti-aircraft artillery" but give him time
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Venezuela could be facing serious fiscal issues soon, and gasoline prices could double, skyrocketing up to as much as $0.04 per gallon
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(31)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Say what you will about constant online harassment, it works
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Apparently, the water in Flint isn't just unsafe to drink, it's unsafe to put in a fire truck
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
David Fry now safely in custody. Can I get a Hallelujah?
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
While meth, heroin, flakka, crack, etc, are keeping police busy around the world....in Finland, you can get busted for cheap pizza
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(Take Part)
 
 
 
"It's time to stop hating on potatoes." Right after we stop adding the superfluous preposition "on" to the word "hating"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Three are out and are in custody; David Fry is balking. Dildopalooza climax
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(Metro)
 
 
 
KFC is attempting to see if romantic tableside service will be a hit this Valentine's Day. Tell her you love her with liver
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(43)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Death of tourist in Thailand hotel room surprisingly does not involve alcohol, drugs, or any ladyboys. We think
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(27)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Google surrenders to European privacy police
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"I'd like to report an attempted rape." "Fine, what evidence do you have?" "His genitals"
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what three-days worth of unsold Krispy Kremes look like dumped in a skip? It's your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA has been hiding an orbiting UFO from us. Still no explanation for why UFO experts don't own HD cameras
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Sir, you can't just run around the hospital ranting about cutting off your testicles and then stabbing a gas canister with a knife. It's not properly Scottish
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Clarksville still not ready for Naked Guy Delivery Service
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(21)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Australian starts year-long potato-only diet. Gains international approval from Ireland, Dan Quayle
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(41)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops would really like it if civilians couldn't buy bullet proof vests, say head shots are a lot harder to make
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(201)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Horses can recognize human emotion. There will be no living with bronies now
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(56)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Livestream from roadblock at Dildopalooza
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you love giant insects, or are you terrified of them? Either way, meet the massive tree lobster, which has bounced back from extinction
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(57)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to pin down who's leaving thousands of thumbtacks at a California dog park
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(56)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the thumb-sized monkeys of the wealthy in China, for they will surely suck your digits with cuteness
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
And in today's wacky sitcom ideas, what if a gay Syrian refugee was forced to live with a Taliban militant?
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(32)
 
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Feet keep washing up on beaches in British Columbia, just like they've been doing for the past 100 years
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(42)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Peeing in a cup for a drug test. New and creepy - giving some fingernail clippings to see what substances you've been on for the last several months
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hefty Heister bank robber captured. No word on if he used the bags for the money
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(6)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: It is never a good idea to wave a gun behind a news reporter on live television
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(44)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Portland marijuana dispensary puts up a mural of an ape in a space suit smoking from a bong. Some people have a problem with this
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(54)
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this new form of golf
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers announce that for the first time, they have directly observed Gravitational Waves. Apparently that jerk Einstein was right again. But at least most of us didn't marry our cousins
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(SFist)
 
 
 
San Francisco police hold hours-long standoff with Schrodinger's suspect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
San Diego to its city workers: On this President's Day, do not mention the Founding Fathers under an 'anti-bias' mandate
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You probably should check with your wife before you quit your day job to become a freelancer who opens up your home to other freelancers looking for free working spaces
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(41)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado's economy is smoking: Legal weed sales total almost $1 billion in 2015
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A plus-size model will be featured in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. And by plus-size, they mean a normal-sized woman
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(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Problem: Grandpa cut you off from the $2 billion family business. Solution: File a lawsuit alleging Grandpa is mentally incompetent "...just to put the family back together"
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Turns out that Indian bus driver wasn't astronomically unlucky, but just run-of-the mill unlucky
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It rubs the vaginal secretions on the baby, or it gets the hose again
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Sommelier service, that French tradition that translates to 'fancy wine-tasting advice', will now be available for free. In Japan. Provided by Amazon
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man claims he was abducted by aliens... right after leaving a pub. That's his story and he's sticking to it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
700-year-old Danish Civil War coins uncovered. South Denmark reportedly considering rising again
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher gets fired after sending nude Snapchat photos and sexually explicit messages to her students" story comes to you from Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm sick of this presidential race already... I wonder what's going on in merry old England. *click* "Woman regrets bum tattoo that reminds her of the time she defecated on herself beside boyfriend's mum"... I wonder what that rascal Trump is up to
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(29)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy arrested in Portland. Civil disobedience is OVER
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ahh *scroll, scroll* AHH *scroll, scroll* AHHHHHH
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you are an Aussie, be ready to pay a tax for watching streaming videos
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 562: "Up Close 4" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 10, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Barber gives fade, catches fade
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the Dildo Corral 2 Part II (lgt live stream)
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Dear sir or madam: Please remit $500 for services rendered, to wit: The ambulance that took your son to the hospital after our police officers shot him. Sincerely, the city of Cleveland"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay so maybe the animated film "The Unequal Opportunity Race" was a little insensitive to white people, that's no reason for you Virginia parents to get all outraged about it after the affirmative action film was shown to your high school students
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After 71 years, WWII vet decides to hook up with the bird he met during the war
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the Dildo Corral 2
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sad Pro Tip: You can park in a Walmart parking lot for at least three months before anyone will notice
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(57)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Brave Japanese woman gives Yakuza members the finger
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hands up. Don't sue
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Female mafia boss's nickname is "Prickly Pear Lips". I .... I have some questions
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this archer
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Crack addict call girl steals wallet containing £250 from 71-year old. Fark: Comes back next day to demand £40 owed for sex but caught later after DNA found on a glass
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Looking for a way to curb police violence, India is now arming police with chili-loaded slingshots
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(25)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
In case you feared Ethan Couch might be coddled in adult jail, rest assured; they make him watch Richard Simmons exercise videos while in solitary
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chopsticks: You've been doing it wrong. And that's before you even eat anything with them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I was told there would be no math revolution
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
A group is pushing IBM supercomputer Watson to run for President. The only problem is that since it was built in 2006 it won't be constitutionally eligible to run until 2044
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Look, it was just a prank," says the father of the man who tossed an alligator through the window of a Wendy's drive-thru in Florida. Yeah, remember back in the 80s and 90s how you pranked people by tossing cobras through drive thrus?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman arrested with fifty marijuana plants, pills, hash and $2K in cash. And you thought you liked your grandma's cookies because they were made with love
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(27)
 
(Glasgow Evening Times)
 
 
 
Advertising regulators green-light posters for Phat Phuc noodle bar
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(40)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
ISIS ups their game by producing and unleashing their own special brand of stink
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Alert: Girl Scout cookies differ depending on where you live. Get out your scorecards and order forms
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(58)
 
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Same-sex couple gets marriage license, condemnation in West Virginia county courthouse
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(110)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chris Christie gives up running for President for Lent (update: now it's official)
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(342)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police urge Millennials to make something called a "phone call" to 911 if they see an accident, instead of just posting photos to Facebook
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(46)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Hoverboard burns down million-dollar house, nearly kills two children...plus it doesn't even hover
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(60)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon.com's newest feature actually comes with a zombie apocalypse clause. No. Seriously
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(36)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
Weeners
 
Where is your (hot) Dog now?
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(72)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
J. K. Rowling admits that writing for grown-ups sucks
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(80)
 
(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
Photoshop Coldplay singer Chris Martin in high-flying action
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carly Fiorina aborts run for President
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(226)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sirhan Sirhan up up for for parole parole again again
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(64)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Pedo Pro Tip: Don't print your kiddie porn at a CVS photo kiosk
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(54)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fourteen people charged in heroin trafficking operation from Detroit to West Virginia. Hollywood producers immediately buy movie rights, try to find a composer who can play 'dueling banjos' at four times the speed while backed up by gunfire
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(34)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Graduate of the Homer Simpson school of firearm safety shows up at the hospital
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reports indicate that another North Korean official has been cartoonishly executed. No word on if he was launched into space on a rocket and is currently tumbling in orbit
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(40)
 
(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
"Police also have the alpaca head, which is being stored in a freezer in the evidence room"
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(7)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
They say the man who represents himself at a criminal trial has a fool for a client, but what do they say about a man represented by an attorney at a criminal trial who wants to give the closing argument instead of his lawyer?
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Please excuse my daughter from being late to school because Bruce Springsteen played an epic three and a half hour set last night. Signed: Epstein's Father
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(49)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Twins often do lots of things together like dress alike, participate in the same hobbies, give birth just minutes apart
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The priest, in the rectory, with a candlestick
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(26)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
13-year old fatally shot after cousin falls off hoverboard, discharging felon brother's illegal firearm. This one needs a trailer, a drone, an alligator and a pitbull to complete the Florida Bingo card
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(89)
 
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Norovirus, shnorovirus. I'll take my free burrito please
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study shows that, um, when if you're not young, like, smoking pot, you know, making words right is hard
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(118)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Watching porn to save the whales is a thing now
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(48)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You can now add willful intent to defraud and IP infringement among the many other charges Pharma Bro is likely to face
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(79)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Thumb slammed with a foot". This is not about that time you tried a new sex position
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday...the day after a primary, so you know subby didn't do any writing last night. How about you? How's your writing going? Get much accomplished this week? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I regret nothing" edition
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(75)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Couple caught with razors in their shoes. No word if they had a 32 gun in their pocket for fun
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(60)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lego Finicum
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(82)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Flight attendant accidentally delivers more than just the complimentary bag of peanuts to passenger
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(95)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Coping with declining crab catches, a Florida man resorts to unconventional bait
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(27)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kanye West believes Bill Cosby is the most innocent man OF. ALL. TIME.
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(96)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the teenager who, at 14, became one of only 12 people in the world to ace the AP Calculus exam. Which you could have totally done, too, if you, like, cared enough about "test scores" and meaningless stuff like that
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(84)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Target takes another step forward in its quest to eliminate your child's gender. Difficulty: Pillowforts
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(105)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want the secret to mindblowing sex? It'll cost you a fiver and unlike Fark you'll thank me in the morning
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(78)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Flint's water crisis should result in some manslaughter charges for the Governor and his cronies
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(144)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cannibal admits to eating lover with sprouts. Seriously, who willingly eats sprouts?
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(78)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Porn star pulls out of Josh Duggar
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(73)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The damage wreaked by storm Imogen in the UK continues to mount, as a £190,000 mouse bridge collapses forcing a road closu..... wait. A "what" bridge?
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(65)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cretaceous polar bear
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(31)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When smuggling 14 grams of heroin and 31 grams of meth in your groin, the trick is to not walk stiffly
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pirate Bay turns their sails around and are heading right for Netflix
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(144)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for exposing himself to women in a mall parking lot, claims he misunderstood the sign for Dick's
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In unexpected turn of events, Refuge Standoff gets weird. Lavoy Finicum cited as possible Christ figure
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(451)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
TV presenter comes face to face with his doppelganger. Fark: In a Crimewatch mugshot
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(46)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
After spending 12 years on Texas' Death Row you're finally exonerated. What would you do to celebrate your freedom? Former inmate Anthony Graves went after the prosecutor who put him away, and he won
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(152)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here hold my shopping bag while I fall 60ft off this balcony onto a display bed
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(13)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Rise and shine Catholic Farkers, it's Ash Wednesday. We hope you satiated your glutinous soul on Fat Tuesday because it's another 40 days before you can enjoy chocolate or beer again
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(113)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Parking garage collapses during a planned demolition, so that worked out nicely
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Because of a water-main break, Flint residents are being told to boil the water before they not drink it
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Museum unexpectedly catches a mouse with 155-year-old mouse trap on display
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(22)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
When battling an internet troll, the best advice is to ignore them, make them laugh, or reveal their identity
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctor performs surgery on wrong infant. On the plus side, the procedure should make him more popular with the ladies when he grows up. If you know what I'm saying, and I think you do
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to overcome her "crippling fear of cakes" prior to her wedding, is upset that no mental health professionals take her phobia seriously and keep desserting her after one session
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(90)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
44,000 pounds of cheese block Australian highway, drivers forced to find another whey around
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(49)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cures for the hiccups: Get scared, drink water upside down, remove giant tumor from chest
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(25)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau in fake mustache charged with murder
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(24)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"The criminal complaint alleges extensive nudity and cunnilingus on the world's tallest observation wheel, which is billed as 'The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas'"
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(53)
 
(Your4State)
 
 
 
"Students then turned their DNA into a necklace"
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(37)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Swiss man becomes third fatality at Arizona skydiving facility. In 2016, that is
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(70)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Activists supporting homosexual teens have raised enough money to bid on the foreclosed church belonging to a homophobic pastor
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
James Clapper warns ISIS will begin attacking the US sometime this year. Panic futures up 8% in early trading
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
♪ "I'm a shark, I'm a shaaaaark, we broke a record in 2015, I'm a SHAAAAARK" ♫
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(33)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
ABC was kind enough to provide a solid blue backdrop for the recent GOP debate. Take it away, Photoshoppers
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(55)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
County Council report about the Department of Transportation's performance during the Blizzard of 2016 delayed. Because of snow
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(7)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Stray bullet finds its forever home
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(126)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Your mom tries to vote in New Hampshire primaries
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(31)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
All you need to know about Faschingskrapfen, that glorious Austrian day when you can take as many Krapfens as you want
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(27)
 
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Scott Adams explains the worldview of Dilholes (Rigger warning)
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(66)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French ski resorts are 'lying about how long their pistes are.' Well, don't we all?
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(35)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Slavery is alive and well, deep in the *clap clap clap* heart of Texas
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(212)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Notorious drug lord and escape artist "El Chapo" Guzman says he is willing to stand trial in the US-on one condition, that he get to do his time in a medium-security or lower prison
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In fairness, he didn't think the French would notice the smell
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(23)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty 787
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fat Boy will soon have enough plutonium to make a second Fat Man
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(61)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
'Affluenza' mom is off the hook for paying the $3100 taxpayer-footed bill for extradition expenses
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(94)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you're going to show your gun to a seven-year-old, don't shoot the floor to prove it's real. If you have to shoot the floor to prove it's real, don't let her call 911. And if those rules are too hard for you, how about "Don't be a dumbass"
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(51)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"It's not the first time that the hospital has called us to cut off rings, but usually they are from the finger," says hero firefighter
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(82)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Honey, why did you withdraw $22 and have an ATM surcharge of $2.50?" "I needed money for the strip club. The really cheap strip club"
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(146)
 
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Beyonce's new song has people running to Red Lobster for Cheddar Bay Biscuits
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(171)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds: "I'm the youngest of four boys, so it's not the first time I've fought another man naked in a burning building"
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(295)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to a car in his basement
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(19)
 
(DNA India)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in India, pet goat arrested for repeatedly grazing in judge's garden. Press still waiting for goat mugshot to be released
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger STONEHENGE STONEHENGE
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(72)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you already have nine DUI convictions, consider a better legal defense than "beer-battered fish made me drunk" when you come around for the tenth
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(58)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Rest easy, Iowa City; police have apprehended the goat that escaped from the University of Iowa secret research lab
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(29)
 
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Woman gets free pink dye job as she sleeps from her red scandinavian bedding
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(46)
 
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Attorney for the Iowa Utility Board assures the members that despite a developer's arguments to the contrary, they actually ARE allowed to take safety and environmental impacts into consideration while reviewing a proposed hazardous waste pipeline
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So did you have your Fastnacht today? What are you giving up for Lent? Can you believe that Easter will be early this year? Here is your Fastnacht Day/Mardi Gras thread
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(75)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Annual just in time for Valentine's day, chocolate is good for you article published. Research continues on bacon
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(9)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Record number of Americans dump their passports for tax reasons. Hear that, Bundy family?
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(278)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger, the super-buff kangaroo is back and he's crushing cans, calling you a girly man. With super-buff kangaroo beefcake photos
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(40)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmaker introduces a bill which would force the airline industry to keep pace with the rapid expansion of a typical US ass
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(92)
 
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
The legal driving age in Wisconsin is When Mommy And Daddy Are Drunk
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(54)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you're on an Air Force training mission, the most important thing is to come back alive. The second most important thing is to avoid sparking a wildfire while trying to signal another aircraft
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Germany, even the train collisions run on time
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA: Drone registrations have now surpassed registrations for piloted aircraft
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks found guilty of discriminating against dyslexic employee, surprising many people who've looked at the name on their cup and assumed all Starbucks employees were dyslexic
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(76)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drilling
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Gourmet chef takes pride in fooling foodies by creating appetizing taster menu out of McDonald's ingredients, letting them praise sublimely experimental cuisine and Instagram it as #atasteofsocal, then dropping irony bomb on them
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(98)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
If you crossed Sarah Palin and Dolly Parton and sent the result on tour with Cliven Bundy what would you get? Find out thursday Thursday THURSDAY
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(365)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people have a problem with a sexy 10-year-old supermodel
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(294)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bunny the size of a DeVille will hug you and squeeze you and name you George. D'awww
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vet with purple heart told to prove he was wounded in action before he can receive benefits. Fark: He's 90 and was wounded in the Philippines in 1944
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(88)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
NASA employees at the Johnson Space Center have a problem with being told they can't use the name Jesus as part of an announcement for an upcoming Christian prayer and song gathering in an online company newsletter
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(86)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
All five of the states with the highest voter turnout voted Democrat in the 2012 election. Four of the five with the lowest voter turnout voted Republican
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While America was busy shaming Cam Newton, the North Koreans flew a satellite directly over Levi's Stadium
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(67)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When you work the drive-through window in Florida, you must accept the fact that at some point, a customer is going to throw an alligator at you
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(30)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Noted meshugener Ted Nugent wishes to kvetch about something
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea satellite 'tumbling in orbit,' U.S. official says
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(87)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Girl has ant colony living in her brain. I, for one, welcome our new insect landlords
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(100)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Couple beat million-to-one odds and have black and white twin girls
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(89)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even though Jihadi John is no longer with us, we still have to worry about Jihadi Paul, Jihadi George, and Jihadi Ringo
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(29)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man admits to robbing Amish bakery for money for drugs. The real question is, how did the clerk call the cops?
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Mon February 08, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Health department wants you to know that you likely got what you paid for at Discount Tattoo
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tot Mom is back - Nancy Grace seen salivating
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(131)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark is adding something new. EVERYBODY PANIC!
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(351)
 
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this routine maintenance
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's 'near miss' involving three passenger planes comes to you courtesy of Melbourne Airport
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(24)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
One of the Superb Owl's commercial was a gambling app featuring Pete Rose. What are the odds?
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(42)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why it's essentially impossible to study the long-term effects of any food or diet; also why you're fat
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(67)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Protip for Vegans: If you cook bacon until it's good and burned, it apparently cooks all the meat out
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(107)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey ISIS, there's an old saying: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." Learn it. Know it. Live it
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(101)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Writer who was the frequent target of attacks by "pick-up artist" Roosh V who once labelled her "the ugliest feminist on the Internet" reacts to Roosh pleading for mercy after he was doxxed by Anonymous-and feels sorry for him
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(258)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo judge sentences architect of Costco parking structure to eight months in prison for ramp collapse during 2011 earthquake that killed two, says he obviously went to Kirkland School of Architecture
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(47)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Aaww: A woman finds her long-lost father and invites him to share her home. Eeww: So he rapes her
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(111)
 
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Charter bus carrying 50 rolls over on I95 in Madison CT. 30 being transported to hospitals, 6 are critical (autoplay video in link)
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(51)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chicken Little finally vindicated
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(43)
 
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy band
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(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama asks the country to not panic about his latest plan to destroy America
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(127)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
The Jaws of Life are actually the Jaws of Whenever, Dude
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(43)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Amorphophallus titanum bloom is underwhelming
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If they had a cruise ship that did nothing but sail through hurricanes, that would be an awesome cruise (with video)
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(148)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man interrupted from watching 'Hail, Caesar' as theater is evacuated over a threat, marking the first case in which a man is saved from a bomb by a bomb
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(100)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
1600 Florida students stay home after gun threat over Confederate Flag punching incident. To be fair, it kind of sounds like they've already learned everything that Florida can teach them
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(62)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Con man pretends to be in a coma for two years; police say he won't need his caravan then and sell it to compensate his victims
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(37)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
More and more flights are seeing wide variety of animals as emotional support companions. "You get on an aircraft and the cabin looks like a barnyard"
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(152)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
"Glowing" is usually a word you associate with pregnant women. Ideally, not drinking water
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The last thing you'd want to inherit from your father is 72 step-mothers and more than 500 half-siblings. Especially when you're a feminist King
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(27)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
NATO report says Russia practiced nuclear strikes against Sweden in 2013. Apparently that's what happens when Vladimir Putin gets frustrated after spending an entire weekend trying to put together a living room sectional from IKEA
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(62)
 
(The Hindu Business Line)
 
 
 
ಯೇಸು ಕ್ರಿಸ್ತನ, ಇದು ಒಂದು ಚಿರತೆ. ಪೂಲ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಪಡೆಯಿರಿ
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(107)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Darmok and Jalad at Nashville, shooting the toaster, and Huck, fin: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/31 - 2/6
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(2)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not News: Man caught speeding on the highway. News: He was going to the Super Bowl. FARK: He was caught in Pennsylvania, 2,800 miles away from the big game
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you are in power, as Treasury Secretary, you lend $25 billion to a troubled bank. When you leave the government you need lots of cash to start investing with. The bank returns the favor. This is something not taught in high school civics
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(79)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My wife and I returned to our cabin in the woods recently and found two containers of sexual lubricant on the counter. We suspect the maid and gardener. What do?
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's Monday, which means you're thinking about quitting your stupid job and becoming a water gypsy in Borneo
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(37)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Officers later tweeted to say they were working to track down the owner of the horror pencil" (w/ pics of horror pencil)
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(137)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big swing
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(25)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
No towels in your hotel room? No need to wait an hour for the desk clerk to stop watching TV...now you can wait for a robot
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(53)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
FBI withdraws from wildlife refuge, Oregon, and the U.S. after being hit with overwhelming videos from the David Dildo-Fry
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(1040)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man defies the astronomical odds of actually being hit by a meteor
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(52)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Tips for paying college tuition: 1. Don't pay cash. 2. If you do pay cash, don't keep the cash in your purse. 3. If you do keep the cash in your purse, don't leave your purse in a Dunkin' Donuts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With everybody so on edge because of terrorism, maybe now isn't a good time to film a movie scene where a bus blows up on a public bridge without first informing the locals
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(27)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
For everyone keeping score at home, more than 260 exotic snakes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and other captive animals have escaped from their enclosures in Florida in the last decade
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(26)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Loading ammo cartridges in the garage leads to world's most dangerous Rube Goldberg contraption
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(108)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Now that the game is over we can declare a winner from this year's crop of commercials, many of which which wanted you to have a superb bowel
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Operation "Methed Up" ends with 46 arrests, no complete sets of teeth
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(31)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The hidden dangers of bagged salads now includes giant huntsman spiders in-package
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(50)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Korea has a huge meth problem
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(98)
 
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Remember that Florida woman who pulled over the police officer for speeding? The police union has responded by posting her phone number and details about where she works and lives
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(170)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Fark memes & cliches on a 50s-style science fiction movie poster
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(90)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Census Dept reveals how America has changed since the first Super Bowl. Milk: 33 cents a gallon. House: $22,000. Median age for a woman's first marriage: 20.6 years
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(85)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The spread of the virus killing the world's honeybee population has been traced to human interaction
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(104)
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spray celebration
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(13)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Spear chucker shot dead by police
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(112)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how tough you and your friends think you are, once you get dubbed "The Miley Cyrus Boys," all your street cred goes out the window
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(48)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
University of Iowa warned that its public standing suffers from an image as a party school. Because what high school student who wants to have a good time at college doesn't put Iowa at the top of their list?
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicago cop who shot and killed a bat-wielding teenager is now suing the boy's family for "emotional trauma"
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(215)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Jonathan Coulton's JoCo Cruise 2016 booking is now open. Now offering rum, the lash, and... what's that third thing again? February 21-28, 2016, on Royal Caribbean's Freedom Of The Seas
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(76)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
We're going to substitute these empty cooking oil cans for rebar in this 17 floor apartment building. Let's see if anybody notices
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(161)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Bag-el" or "Bay-gel"? Look, it's Sunday and not a whole lot else is happening today
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(184)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas city saves time by throwing the entire government in jail
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(67)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
58-year-old man dies during "Krispy Kreme Challenge". Can there be a cruller fate?
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(84)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ted Cruz
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Rookie Drinking
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(82)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently "motherly instincts" now means leaving your 13 kids, riding with militia guy who flees police, and then singing the Star Spangled Banner while being arrested. My mom used to make cookies
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(350)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
At least five skiers Czech out after being caught down under avalanche
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know it's not your day when your retirement luncheon unexpectedly becomes your memorial luncheon
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: losing your car down a sink hole. New badness: losing your dog. Happy ending: getting your dog back. Sad ending: who now has to wear diapers
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(23)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona it's illegal to host a potluck outside of the workplace. "Who cares? So is marijuana"
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(84)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Where were you when FDR was at the Yalta Conference? Well, meet the bassist who started playing with the Atlanta Symphony in 1945 and is still going
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(35)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
For the first time in recorded history, Alaska's commercial fisheries did not record a single death during the fiscal year. Halibut that
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish fire brigade synchronised crashing team get full points for style, effort
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kenya has found a novel way to protect endangered rhinos from poachers; by deploying sniper teams with shoot to kill orders
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(205)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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(102)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When giraffes go bad they go really, really bad
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
5-O Captures one of Hawaii's most notorious, Wo Fat moves up the list. Tag for facial tattoo
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you donated a cadaver to George Washington University, they'd like to apologize to you for not having any idea who it is anymore
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(33)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo reveals sex of panda cubs. Well that is just so WRONG
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(19)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Parking cars on a frozen lake for a winter festival ends exactly as one might guess it would end
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(104)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Modern-day Bonnie-and-Clyde crime spree comes to an end. "Clyde" is killed, "Bonnie" in custody for robbery and kidnapping... OF MY HEART
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Angry customer fires off load at Tampa strip club, killing one and wounding seven. I guess that was a gun in his pocket after all
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(47)
 
(Some TaterTot MC)
 
 
 
Aspiring California DJ finds new life as a mixmaster Sonic Drive-In employee in Kansas town: "I kind of just want to give it some flair"
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steamer
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
That one sentence in the article says it all. Can you spot it?
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(73)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases hundreds of Abu Ghraib torture photos. In other news, George W. Bush has actually started campaigning for JEB
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(73)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sarlacc pit discovered in Arizona
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(38)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Albuquerque police looking for female "Zapp Brannigan" who might have a lead in a shooting investigation. A sexy lead
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(33)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
So let's celebrate the Chinese new year, which is the year of the...WTF is that?
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(129)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Marijuana shops are outlawed but a church is perfectly legal... to sell weed
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(24)
 
(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this drainage
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(28)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three held in Egypt over pyramid scheme
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(18)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police arrest local weather forecaster for being wrong about an early spring. Jim Cantore seen whistling as he casually leaves town
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(18)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Your hooker in 30 minutes or it's free
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Podunk, USA, pre-Walmart: No, Walmart, stay away we don't want you to kill our town. Podunk, USA, post-Walmart: Walmart, Walmart please come back. We love you, Walmart, we're dying without you
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(131)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad: ISIS supporter in Dearborn planned to attack a church. Good: He was turned in by his own father who discovered his stash of weapons and intent
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(52)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Walmart sues Puerto Rico over 91.5% tax rate applicable only to Walmart. Puerto Rico says you're lucky we didn't take the other 8.5%
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(173)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to commit a home invasion, maybe you should wear a mask so the victim can't recognize you from his high school yearbook
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(17)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
In order to prevent bad things, the FAA has ordered a no drone zone around the Super Bowl. Fark: Of 32 miles
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(63)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Now EVERYBODY is claiming their body naturally produces alcohol
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(37)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin: "Hey kids, why not try taking your toboggan down an Olympic bobsled track? It'll be fun"
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(127)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Art Gallery suing next-door School of Rock because of the noise those kids make with their gahl-durned electrified ... air conditioner?
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(19)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is one thing that is finally kicked off her bucket list, as this 82-year-old woman found her 96-year-old birth mother after looking for decades
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(45)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In their ongoing fascination with tiny things in Japan comes a tiny bookstore that is only large enough to stock one title at a time
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chicago goes crazy for paczkis in February, because Polish donuts go so well with soupy pizza
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian lawyer brands unlikely friendship of goat and tiger as ....*shakes magic 8 ball*.... gay propaganda
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorry I can't join you on that marathon, I'm allergic to running
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(37)
 
(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dirty victory
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(21)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
North Korea is going to launch a rocket today and Japan is probably going to shoot it down. I'll be in my bunker
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A beloved cat who has spent almost five years patrolling a West Yorkshire railway station has been given a promotion and a uniform for her dedication to her job of rodent control. Just in time for Caturday
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(1002)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Restless for another cute critter to idolize, Japan nominates the frog as this year's candidate for cute overload. "Signs are in evidence that more young women will be flocking to frogs-both real and of the ersatz variety"
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(41)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Old and busted: You don't have to be charged with a crime for us to seize your money and your house. New hotness: Not so fast, renters. We can't steal your landlord's apartment, but we can have you evicted just for spite
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(150)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
For a year a small town in Maine has had no taxes, no elections, and very little government. But it's not the Tea Party nirvana some expected. "No matter where you go, people ask if you've heard when they're going to have town meeting"
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(67)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman asleep in bed with her husband killed by morning wood
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We told you that you didn't want to know how the sausage was made
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(51)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome
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(58)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Not that anybody's thinking about anything but the game this Sunday, but for those of you not into sportsball, we have a fresh Fark Weird News Quiz for you. Still warm from the oven
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(44)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Asbestos removal requires specially-trained personnel wearing hazardous material suits working under carefully controlled conditions ... unless it's Orlando, then just call some firemen
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(50)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
We get all kinds of thieves in here. From the fella who stole a snake and lost it at Lowe's to a guy who stuffed an alligator in his shorts pocket
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(10)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC says to use a condom to avoid Zika but how are you supposed to get it on the mosquito?
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(53)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I submitted this with a batter headline
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(34)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone who believes the government released all of the documents on the Kennedy assassination step forward ... not so fast
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(91)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Finally, a bracelet that feeds caffeine directly into the bloodstream. Shut up and take my money
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(39)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Soon there will be a Bigger Ben
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(52)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
6.4 magnitude quake hits Taiwan. Details are a bit shaky but there has been at least one large building collapse
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(70)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angel
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(33)
 
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
In their defense - the guy high on PCP probably didn't know he had been shot either
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(20)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
No, no one thinks the stuff in McDonald's new cheese sticks is actually cheese. No, no one is stupid enough to file a federal lawsuit over it. Well, almost no one
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(123)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Funny, you don't look like a cat
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(31)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Want to call Comcast and complain? They have just added the Fourth Circle of Hell to the experience
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man crashes drone into the Empire State Building. 2/4. Never forget
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(42)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
He gets a doughnut, she gets a doughnut, everybody gets a doughnut
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(20)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Maine's highest court rules that a prosecutor pretending to be asleep during the defense's closing arguments may have been some seriously childish bullsh*t, but it 's not enough to overturn a murder conviction
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(15)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At least they fixed the lost luggage problem
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(7)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug dealer taunts police on Facebook with boast of "You will never find me." The predictable happens
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A man is trying to commit suicide? Well, we can't have THAT, so PEW PEW PEW
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(156)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decries the crocodile tears of a middle school murderer, hopes a Florida jury knows what crocodile tears are
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like edgy pro-rape crusader is indeed a king... of his mom's basement
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(143)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cashier with five-iron tees off on robber with knife
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(20)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Things for Parents to Freak Out About," the hair tourniquet
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(59)
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trophy oyster
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(19)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
8-year-old robs grocery at gun point. Mom's comment: "When I grabbed my purse, it was so light... I said, where is my gun?"
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant marauding vagina attacks small Spanish town (Not safe for work pics)
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(116)
 
(freakoutnation)
 
 
 
Cliven pulls off the TripleBundy, with three sons now in jail
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(158)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This is not helicopter parenting, this is totally gung ho: World's most demanding dad beats his regiment of children into submission by training them semi-naked in the snow
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(34)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As part of ongoing efforts to heal The Great Schism of 1054, a Roman Catholic Pope is meeting with a Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church for the first time in history. So, naturally, they chose.. Havana?..as the place to meet
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(59)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tensions rise as Mount Dora searches for a new city manager, but so far only a purple monkey, felonious fox, and a talking backpack have expressed interest
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why won't the CIA reveal what's in its art collection?
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(46)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which companies profit the most from war? Here's your list
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(101)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
One of the few times when "a howitzer" is the appropriate answer in civilian life
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(72)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda may need to pay $3.4 million for damage they did. Great Dildo Sale of '16 commences
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(616)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims elusive "goat rapist' is attacking her stock and everyone thinks she's nuts: "I have had the police out here a few times. I don't think they are taking me seriously"
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sad: Going to a funeral. Weird: Your own funeral. Amusing: To confront your husband who hired hit men to kill you
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After finding out that sex lube costs as much as 28 times as much as a barrel of oil, President 0bama proposes evening the score
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(217)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
'I'm being beaten up by ghosts' - Cops reveal weirdest paranormal emergency calls most of which will make you go...'Why?'
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police warn of theft ring targeting classic cars, such as 1980s Ford Escorts: "It's all about the resale value. Enthusiasts and collectors will pay thousands, sometimes tens of thousands of pounds for a desirable Cortina or Escort"
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(170)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Several drivers in Manhattan who were happy they scored a free street spot this morning next to a crane are going to have a really bad evening commute
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(85)
 
(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Casinos worried that millennials aren't getting into traditional gambling like their parents and grandparents, so they're bringing in tattoo studios, mixed martial arts competitions and other offbeat attractions to attract a younger clientele
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(147)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's how to offer a cash reward, because you've probably been doing it wrong your whole life
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(32)
 
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Hey boss, can I get the hot cocoa sampler box instead?
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(55)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ahh, the life of a politician. One day you're negotiating international trade agreements, the next day you're getting slapped in the face with a pink dildo
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(75)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe is a disaster. Again
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(77)
 
(Some Acoustic Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady listening to a glacier
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(21)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Kneel before Xi
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(50)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
High school referee says Native American players on a girls basketball team cannot wear traditional Navajo buns in their hair. Players go on the warpath
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(234)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If only there were some way to identify the criminal mastermind who sat down inside a photo booth and broke into the cash drawer
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass 8-month-old sea lion wanders into a fancy restaurant, curls up in a booth, and goes to sleep
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(30)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Mental note: Never -- and I mean NEVER -- pick a fight with a guy who has "PSYCHO" tattooed across his forehead
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(92)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't go into fast food shops and yell at kids for eating fast food. You don't go into bars and yell at drunks for drinking too much. You don't go into homes and yell at people to get off the sofa. Yet you yell at cyclists for not wearing helmets
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(283)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A little song, a little dance, a little teeth-rotting, carbon acidic seltzer down your pants
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(20)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Scientists have sequenced the genome of bedbugs in order to find ways to eradicate them
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(64)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers in the Fukushima region report picking up ghosts of people who died from the tsunami
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(124)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study: winners are unethical people because winning makes people unethical
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(89)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps you wonder why McDonald's doesn't explicitly promote their new Kale Salad as healthy fast food. Well, they're clowning us
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(105)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Off-duty NYPD officer awarded $15 million after incident of cop-on-cop violence
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(101)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Chargers are going to Detroit
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(52)
 
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Dear Crabby: "My granddaughter cheats at Candy Land." Crabby: "given that I laughed like an idiot when my nephew mooned me while shouting "BOO BOO BUTT", I may not be the best person to ask for advice here"
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(65)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Rescuers hope stranded sperm whale that washed up on a beach in Norfolk will die overnight to end its suffering before they have to break out the dynamite
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's not a crab. THIS is a crab
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(126)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach boys
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(27)
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Some people are accused of having a hollow leg in regard to their drinking habits. Then there's this guy
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(21)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to buy one of everything for sale on Amazon? Unless you have over $13B, don't even bother
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One too many cooks spoils the recipe
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(53)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
It's been a few months since Sheldon Adelson secretly bought the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Let's see what's going on with the pa-OH LAWD
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meet DadBod Ken
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how a bunch of bad mortgage debt crashed the American economy in 2008 and set off a world-wide recession? Yeah, not to worry you but it looks like China's sitting on about $5 TRILLION in bad loans right now, or about half of their entire GDP
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(120)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Transcendental meditation guru urges parents to teach their older children to meditate. "Like expensive coffee, books without pictures, or Captain Beefheart, there are certain things that are wasted on young children"
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Pharma Douche is a great guy and not a huge farking douche
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(131)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Remember that retired Ohio police officer who's K-9 partner was set to be auctioned? Yep, the dog was sold, at the opening bid of $1
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(74)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle hair salon employees clipped via text message
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(39)
 
(Bacon Bomb)
 
 
 
The Bacon Bomb Explosion Burger wins at the Florida State Fair, as it should have
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After a 6 hour drive to remote fishing village on northern coast of Iceland, NJ tourist comes realize that he entered the wrong address into GPS for his Reykjavík hotel, proceeds to have fun anyway
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(74)
 
(Some Mac & Cheese Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How do you do your Mac & Cheese to get you through the winter months? Subby works a white truffle oil in with fontina and gruyère cheese and some orecchiette pasta topped with buttered panko breadcrumbs to stave off the cold
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(207)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Batman robs Florida dollar stores, as he's apparently not the crook Florida deserves or needs, just one of the ones they happen to have right now
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Father who tried to claim his 7-year-old as an 'employment related expense' on his taxes loses his case in court
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