If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Thu October 23, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see dogs in Halloween costumes? Of course you do, and it is de-slided for your viewing pleasure
source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dumbass 'artist' defaces national parks with her ugly drawings
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you go around telling people you're a doctor when you're not, the real doctors are going to have some issues with this
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Olfactory artist has crafted a 'Holy Water' sculpture that smells like Virginia...eww. What's that? Vagina, oh that's better
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
North Korea closes borders to tourists over Ebola fear. North Korea tourists outraged and inconsolable...both of them
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coal vs. coral vs. Carl
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
The oddest police sketch you're likely to see today
source: kptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Tucker the pig loses planning commission vote, now realizes he should have promised more pork for the commissioners
source: nbc12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(NBC24)
 
 
 
High speed chase, rollover, bong hit. He stuck the landing. Tada
source: nbc24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dual fashion statement
source: l.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Lead poisoning becomes serious health threat at shooting ranges...and not just the "spontaneous and local" kind
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Unused time-off hits a 40-year high as American workers leave nearly 170M vacation days on the table each year. I'll get back to the beach in a second, but first I need to submit this headline
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Words you will most likely never hear again: "Cockfighting Romanian Princess"
source: yakimaherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When I die I want to pass comfortably in my bed, not with my pants down in Central Park
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(KGO Radio)
 
 
 
Enormous Butte Nugget for sale
source: kgoradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
All the little fishies are really enjoying life now that your sushi habit is out of control
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not bad enough they've replaced my regular coffee with Folger's crystals, now they expect me to put a genocidal dictator in my cup
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man stabbed, another knocked out by pool ball over stolen chicken wing. Lesson: Don't mess with someone's chicken wings
source: naplesnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The good news is that Liberia may have a cure for Ebola. The bad news is that it's starvation
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man infamous for small penis: 'Women are pleasantly surprised I've got one at all'
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Much like Halley's Comet, you'll probably see a Canadian openly carrying a handgun only once in your life. So here's a photo of Kevin Vickers, parliament sergeant-at-arms and Canada's newest national hero
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: How can I keep the poors from trick-or-treating in my neighborhood. Signed, Totally Not a Bad Person
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(250)
 
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Texas high-speed rail project has $10 billion in private investment and could be rolling by 2021. California high-speed rail has $0 in private investment and could be rolling just before the sun goes supernova
source: futurestructure.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man scammed out of $4,000 by somebody who said he was a "police chief in Canada" and also saying his grandson was in prison and needed bailed out
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
16,000 diapers stolen from Dallas Charity. Suspect is described as a black male, average build, with panty on his head
source: cw33.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of a young naked woman running through the snow. Fortunately, she was doing it for a good reason
source: malaysiandigest.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Driver going almost 90 mph shoots cell phone video of van going almost 90 mph and posts online complaint about how dangerous it is to go almost 90 mph on the interstate
source: kcrg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(WOAI San Antonio)
 
 
 
Just so you know the drill, over 600 people will be "moulaged" around San Antonio today
source: woai.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
"Empire Strikes Bock" beer in hot water with Lucasfilm
source: thedrinksbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Chilean bus driver goes all Babe Ruth on would-be purse thief (with crying thief video)
source: independent.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
We've replaced gastronomic experts' usual finely-honed diet of hipster-foodie pretense with a selection from McDonald's. Naturally, they love it
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad-ass UPS driver has driven 4 million miles and has been on the job for 40 years without a single accident. Or as they call her at UPS 'Overqualified'
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
"Near catastrophic fracking incident." Brine wells spewing flammable natural gas, chlorine, caustic soda and hydrogen, as well as hydrochloric acid and calcium hyperchloride. Welcome to the world of searching for energy under the Ohio River
source: wvgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Movies like Outbreak and The Walking Dead fuel America's fear of global pandemics and cause us to botch our responses to viral containment. Or something; this is Slate and their deductive powers are always in question
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
...and the moral of the story is when robbing a bank do not stop and bum a cigarette off somebody. You might get prison time for it
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Someone goofed; it was miscommunication," says spokesperson for a Fort Lauderdale hospital that nearly sent the entire state of Florida into a panic over Ebola
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Korea Observer)
 
 
 
Top 10 weirdest places in Worst Korea. Come for the sex museum; stay for the placenta cemetery. Bonus: Not a slideshow (might be not safe for work)
source: koreaobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(All Africa)
 
 
 
So it turns out that 21 days may not be enough to prevent the spread of Ebola. Have fun, Dallas
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Pros and Cons of an expense account. Pro: Getting reimbursed for that night out at the Hiroshima S&M club. Con: Getting reimbursed for that night out at the Hiroshima S&M club
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And today the person to blame for obesity is....shakes magic 8-ball.....Homer Simpson
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Much like your college roommate, the new Chevy Impala runs on food scraps, beer, and sewage
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man imprisoned for identity theft played for the Miami Dolphins. Police say Ray Finkle will be going away for a long time, reassure everyone the laces were, in fact, out
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to fake a coma for two years to avoid going to court, try not to use your supermarket loyalty card to occasionally go shopping
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train walker
source: 36.media.tumblr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
After comparing same sex marriage to bull sex, Alaska congressman doubles down by claiming suicide didn't exist in his state before government handouts
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The struggles of two brave young women: Bristol Palin and Malala Yousafzai, with side-by-side comparison
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(286)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Climate change is a hoax, yet for some reason insurance companies decide washing out to sea with their customers' homes is a bad idea
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(338)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
School board votes to allow students to pose with guns in yearbook photos. This is bound to trigger something
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Counter for the number of days since someone jumped the White House fence has been reset to 0
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Moth → flame; mosquito→ bug zapper; toddler→ claw toy machine
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 494: "Up Close 3: Macro". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
source: farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Shiny Shiny)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to turn Nigel Farage into a kitten? Well there's an app for that
source: shinyshiny.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might not think to try charging a car battery with a phone charger, but this guy did
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky becomes first state in U.S. to grow Chia seeds. Can a new factory for The Clapper be far behind?
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite evidence chronicled in Cheech and Chong movies, a new study finds marijuana doesn't lower IQ
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wide stance
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
After getting a new steeple, church plans on opening its doors to the public and hopes to see all the people
source: wzzm13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion event at the Alamo forced to resort to plan B
source: news4sanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The "Jim Shoe" sandwich has Italian Beef, Gyros Meat, Corned Beef, Tzatziki, Giardinera, and an ounce bag of marijuana in the middle to give you enough of a case of the munchies that you can actually finish the other half of the sandwich
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Over three thousand students at the University of North Carolina, many of them athletes, took fake classes over a period of years. Naturally, top college officials knew nothing about this
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Woman tries to polish off boyfriend with fire. Includes "ready to do it again" mugshot
source: nbcmiami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Rapid advances in technology have rifted education from needed skills, and the rise of digital technologies are likely playing that part in creating the extreme elite class
source: technologyreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists once believed that birds migrated to the moon, which is stupid, because it shines all day and they'd have to do all their flying to it in the dark
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Funeral home unveils its new Firework Memorial program and offers packages like the "Ultimate Goodbye," "Sensational Celebration," and the "Hunter S. Thompson"
source: news-leader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that we've all accepted the truth of the Oxford comma, it's time to take down those half-literate apostates who insist on spreading the blasphemy of single quotation marks
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Where does a 500lb man sit? Anywhere he wants... but he's not gonna fit in the patrol car
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Study indicates that vaccines have gone airborne
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this equipment dependent imposter
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Guy files epic, rambling "Motion To Dismiss This Bullshiat"
source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what the moral is here, but it seems to be "Don't bring a machete to a pork chop fight"
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Having secured our borders and defeated ISIS, Homeland Security goes on panty raid
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Family rescued from cable car, had been hanging around between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM waiting for someone to come
source: irishtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mormon church comes clean on their special underwear; say it's not magic, it's just supposed to keep you from playing with yourself
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Drinking cans of beer has a contraceptive effect according to scientists, and not just the way you're thinking
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Another one-fifth of Detroit residents could lose their homes in coming months, bringing the population of Detroit into negative numbers for the first time
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A flying, remote-controlled ostrich drone? YES
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Clerk swipes $3.7M in goods from a Sears warehouse. In other news, Sears still has $3.7M in inventory
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Berlin Wall had David Hasselhoff, Hong Kong has....Kenny G?
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
HELLO. YES, this IS ANNOYING phone habits
source: thedailyedge.thejournal.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an attempt to clog the average American's remaining good artery, we now have deep-fried candy corn
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Korea KFC unveils new "Double Down Burger," which features two fried chicken patties, a cheeseburger, bacon, sauce, but no defibrillator
source: foodbeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's too soon to dress up as Ray Rice for Halloween complete with a blow-up doll you drag around by its hair
source: ktar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans will spend $350 million on Pagan rituals this year
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The people of Houston don't want to see the Astrodome get bulldozed. But they also don't want a single tax dollar spent renovating it
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Rick Snyder signs bill that prevents Tesla from even placing a car where people can look at it
source: autonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(255)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Behold the mythical Tunacorn
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
My father invented a social network at an all-girl's school in the 1930s, but you've probably never heard of it
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl who was hit and left for dead last Halloween is making a great recovery and although her mental capacity has regressed and she had to do everything including learning to walk again is going trick-or-treating this year as a princess
source: 8newsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Soldier shot at Canada's Parliament Hill. Not a repeat from yesterday
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(828)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Board of Elections finds 850 voters aged 164. Yankees immediately offer all of them nine-figure long-term contracts
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flying car accident injures two. Doctors say that both Mr. Weasley and Mr. Potter are expected to recover
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Pew study discovers America's least-trusted news source. Real surprise is the most-trustworthy one
source: politifact.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister has a habit of dressing her four year-old in vivid pink tutus and dresses. It's disgusting and unnatural because my sister has a boy, not a girl; she's going to turn him gay, isn't she? Help me stop her"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Owning a pug means you're likely to be loaded and happily married. Hate to be a dalmatian owner, though
source: ibtimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
South Miami officials vote to add new Fark tag
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The fate of Mr. Goodman rests in the hands of his defense team, who have unveiled their so-called 'Man-Cave' defense"
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are two worlds that should collide more often : Pony riders and outdoor bondage enthusiasts
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We shall conduct mishile drills and listen to their death metal, Vasiliy
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Etchings found on haunting seven-faced Shigir Idol, the world's oldest known wooden statue, could 'could hold a message to modern man', like "You guys got those flying cars yet?" or 'Never order food in a strip joint'
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The six most hilarious overreactions to the Ebola outbreak in the US
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mississippi man served half-eaten English muffin at McDonald's. "My wife wanted me to take it back, but we were already several miles down the road by then." Pics now, film at 11
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these elegant swans
source: l.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben Bradlee dies ahead of the Washington Post
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ebola Czar officially starts his job today. No word on when the Influenza Chief or Meningitis Sultan will begin their respective posts
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For $113,000 you can buy a Zombie Fortification Cabin, complete with barbed wire, an escape hatch, and a flame thrower inside the garage
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Hookin' in the boys room / Hookin' in the boys room / Nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules / 'Cause everybody knows that hookin' ain't allowed in school
source: kpho.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Man with "meaningful" tattoos from ankles to neck is shocked, SHOCKED that ambulance company did not hire him after interview. Wants this outrage fixed by local news reporters
source: bakersfieldnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Artisanal ice. It's just regular ice but bartenders market it to justify high prices of their drinks and they know hipsters will pay for it
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Another day, another possible data breach. This time at Staples. Hackers: "That was easy"
source: recode.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption these politicians
source: l2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Drunken trombone-playing clown fires gun from garage
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Go Beavers. Trojan rates Oregon State as the college with the best sexual health
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's dental health experts report children as young as three are suffering from severe tooth decay. This is shocking - who knew there were dental health experts in Britain?
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Things I don't want to see together in a headline: "Clowns" and "sex toys"
source: dailyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Colorado grocery store is completely sold out of Count Chocula cereal. Because one guy uses it to brew beer
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Latest nail in the coffin for traditional taxis: minorities prefer Uber and Lyft because they don't racially discriminate against them
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(Some Runner)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal merchandise from a store and flee on foot, make sure it's not an outdoor store manned by a pack of hyperfit ultramarathoners
source: trailrunnermag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man walks again after having nasal tissue injected into his spine, is expected to be running constantly by cold and flu season
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
People under 35 do not like eating food from the freezer. Unless you call vodka and ice food
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this melty glass and nail art vase thingee
source: contemporist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The key to happiness is lorem ipsum
source: nz.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Two people quit their day jobs to take photos of their dog playing dress-up. Sadly, they're wildly successful
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Experimental Ebola vaccine could be ready for testing as soon as January. It would've been ready sooner, but someone left open the doors to the barn where they kept the horses they were going to test it on
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Painter of Light's original gallery turning off the lights
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jesus saves, but every once in a while he's willing to splurge on dinner for his "wife"
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Religious financial guru: You shouldn't believe that Christ guy about rich people not being able to get into heaven. I mean, who the hell does he think he is to make that kind of call?
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(326)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The U.S's $7.6 billion investment in Afghan poppy production is showing great results
source: freebeacon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry if this is hard for you, but I'm nine now"
source: abc11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Key quote: "I thought it would be incredibly funny to give a police officer a wet willy, to which I was sorely mistaken"
source: bringmethenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rwanda announces additional screening for Texans
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exhibit
source: l.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would life would be like if you lived near the search area for accused cop killer Eric Frein, sort of resemble him, and had to walk to work every day? It's pretty much what you'd expect
source: poconorecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Texas voters decide that the state has really done such an awesome job with infectious diseases, budget slashed by 8%
source: mobile.businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study from the Rick Romero Institute: Conservatives watch Fox, Liberals follow MSNBC, Independents browse CNN, and Anarcho-syndicalists turn to Fark
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Cool: Woman spends weeks brightening up vacant lot by restoring neglected planters and filling them with flowers. Stupid: Neighboring business demands she rip out the flowers and bring back the faded cracked look
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the woman who walked into the hospital claiming she had been exposed to Ebola? Turns out alcohol was involved. Bonus: Only charged with disturbing the peace
source: kfor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
If you leave your scale, Mary Jane and mushrooms in a bag on the bus, you probably shouldn't bother trying to go to lost and found
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Doctors say it's not healthy to bottle up everything inside you
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Texas LT GOV candidate Dan Patrick: God speaks to all of us through Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
UK considers quadrupling prison terms for Internet trolls. Hey, where'd everybody in the Politics tab go?
source: joystiq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
We know what "organic" means for food items, but the word is quite hazy for nonfood items
source: abc27.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We've arrived at a great moment in time. It's Last Post 700. Come for the hurr. Stay for the durr. LGT LP699
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3456)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Former televangelist and neckless-American Ernest Angley, 93, covers up abuse by flock members and urged vasectomies and abortions for Jesus
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer sues for right to draw you like one of those French girls
source: wfsb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Despite billions of taxpayer dollars, NASA was scooped by a guy with a dinky video telescope on a mountain in the Canary Islands, who caught an explosion on Mars as Comet Siding Spring passed by. Thanks, Kennedy
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Harvard researchers announce new method of growing 3D metal nanoparticles in DNA molds. Terminator 2 now reclassified as a documentary
source: thecrimson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Time for a travel ban. On Texas
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, 'Let's strip off one of these breakers inside this substation'
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Just because you're part of the funeral procession for a dead soldier doesn't mean you don't owe the state of Maryland nine bucks in tolls
source: wjla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(KPopStarz)
 
 
 
The fact that Led Zeppelin actually did 'forget' to credit other writers of some of their songs encourages a copyright troll to sue on "Stairway To Heaven." So far, it's working
source: kpopstarz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Suuuure.... "Accidentally" bought a gimp suit
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When it comes to pranks, the Japanese are the funniest people around
source: whenonearth.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Someday in the near future you will have to submit a photo of your face to determine which dog is best for you to adopt
source: fromthegrapevine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man arrested for doing naked pushups in the street. No word on whether they were hands-free
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Much like the 2011 Virginia earthquake, Britain gets a hurricane that does the same devastating damage
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man fatally shot in Echo Park... atally shot in echo park... echo park ark ark
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hasbro working on My Little Pony movie for 2017, assumes Bronies will still be socially awkward enough at that point to make it a hit
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, now that the Ebola scare is over, lets revisit that sleepy little town Ferguson, Missouri. Oh dear
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(505)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rupture
source: i0.gmx.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Brothers Chaps bring us a message of Halloween Safety
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man who probably fits your stereotype of "French oil company CEO" killed in Moscow plane crash, along with three crew members
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The soda industry is spending $1.7 million to fight a proposed $0.01 cent per ounce tax on sugary beverages sold in Berkeley
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(335)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada Post to stop delivering mail door-to-door, meaning that Canadians will have to hike to the mailbox to pick up their subscriptions to The Hockey News, Bacon Today and getting their Gordon Lightfoot cassettes
source: citynews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Artist who nailed his testicles in a protest last year shows balls and channels his inner Van Gogh by chopping off his earlobe
source: sunnewsnetwork.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius sentenced to five years in prison for killing girlfriend
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery for flesh tunnel ears? Gauge for yourself
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man steals 244 election signs because the sight of them all was almost two gross
source: wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
A cheeseburger-stuffed donut. THAT IS ALL
source: foodbeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shopping list: Bananas ✓ Bread ✓ Milk ✓ NOPE ✓
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oscar De La Muerta
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
I'm sure adding PROFESSIONAL SHARK PUNCHER to your resume would look extremely cool
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If any Farkers had a baby today, you can get them started on retirement with a free $500
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A supervillian's guide to creating Cobra Commander-like natural disasters with a Hank Scorpio-like success rate
source: space.io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #9: I Can't Believe It's NotNewsletter
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this time consuming grooming
source: i0.gmx.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Pilot ejects after two F16s from the 138th Fighter Wing collide over southern Kansas
source: ktul.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twinkies are not vegetarian
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Check out this 13th century mural depicting a penis tree (which had to be cleaned due to thick deposits that encrusted the work)
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
'Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop.'
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The 'Miss Hitler' pageant has been cancelled. In related news, there was a Miss Hitler pageant
source: vocativ.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
National park officials dumbfounded as to why steel structure has rust colored stains
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad action figures, complete with bags of crystal meth and cash are in stock for your Christmas shopping at Toys "R" Us. Guns and weapons sold separately
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Historian Kirk Cameron declares that Halloween is christian holiday and celebrating it helps mock Obama
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Caption this frisky kitty
source: media.npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In an attempt to distance themselves from The West, Russia will outlaw McDonald's. Actually maybe they're on to something here
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Black people riot over killer-cops. White people riot over pumpkins
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Ballot initiative would ban fracking in an area where there is no fracking, opposed by farmers who want to retire by selling oil rights to oil companies who have no plans to drill in the area
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China steps up to the plate in the right to bear arms. Or at least arm bears. Or maybe just give bears arms. Either way, don't stick your arm in the bear cage
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Drunk woman intends to pick up her boyfriend at bar, mistakenly goes to building with bars
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Ambulance responds to crash in record time
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is running a story on people overreacting to Ebola. That's the joke, folks
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
♫I just adore a, 95 million dollar, penthouse view♫
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP's 404 Page makes a "funny." So, let's Photoshop some other 404s for both parties
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
4 out of 5 Dentists recommend smoking pot
source: denver.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama jails systematically denying medical care to inmates to save costs. Come for the 19-year old who shoplifted DVDs and died of gangrene, stay for the 61-year old accused of harrassment who died of a broken leg
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nigeria now has fewer Ebola patients than Dallas
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse if you're in this week's Mugshot Roundup
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This is your captain, we've now begun our descent into the UK, and if you look out on your right, you can see a flying man outside our airliner"
source: autos.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Husband refuses to wake up wife unless she signs an agreement
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Migrant worker without papers? That's an arresting and deportation. Nazi war criminal? We'll keep paying your social security if you quietly go somewhere else
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
When firefighters have to use dish soap and a jackhammer to remove that girl you met online from inside your chimney, it's safe to say it's over
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fighting intensifies in Kobani, with helpful slideshow of what intense fighting looks like
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After being dumped, a man advertises for a new girlfriend. On Ebay
source: kickerdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
4 out 5 kids quarantined after having direct contact with Ebola victim return to school one day early. In other words, QUARANTINE HAS BEEN BREACHED RUN FOR YOUR F**KING LIVES MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD
source: educationblog.dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"If we don't act now, this Ebola thing could make people turn to science for answers"
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
As recently as 1964, the most common age at death was 0 years. Now it is 87
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
WeHoe Fark party
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
City of Pittsburgh, PA wins Gawker.com's ugliest accent tournament because "yinz gots da worsted axint, an' talk funny n'at"
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Can I interest you in some ring bread? It's only been sitting outside all day and had a couple dozen hands on it. Other than that, it's perfectly fine
source: ibnlive.in.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A major musical and anthropological mystery is finally solved as Billy Idol comes clean on all the dirty lyrics the crowd sings whenever "Mony Mony" is performed. We can now all move on with our lives
source: ajournalofmusicalthings.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Here's what 9,000 years of breeding has done to corn, peaches, and other crops
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(277)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers are linking the season in which you were born to temperament. Now, if they could just narrow it to the month and somehow tie it into the stars, we'll have real science
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Man drives the wrong way down expressway. Because it gets him to work faster. And he's been doing it five days a week for five years
source: home.bt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
King Tut's newest body recreation shows he was OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
130-pound tortoise kidnapped, presumably by someone looking to celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in their state
source: nbclosangeles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ebola News Network tries to figure out why Ebola kills some but spares others, fails to remember that viruses are non-discriminatory
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
I think we can all be proud of the rapper who sells his face...on Ebola masks. Ah, rhythmic capitalism
source: elitedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study by the Institute of It's Monday So Let's Fark With People says coffee is bad for men's fertility but beer is good for fertility
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A century ago, military aviation was born
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this onion enthusiast
source: c.o0bg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cops do boy's homework after robbery call out
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Finally, it's been 21 days since patient zero coughed on 48 people. We can all stop panicking now
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The best way to rid yourself of an imaginary friend? Put him up for sale on eBay, of course
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pilot continues to fly passenger jet dangerously low on fuel for fear of losing his job
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Changing a dirty diaper at a restaurant table. New hotness: Letting your kid pee into a plastic bottle at a restaurant table
source: taipeitimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
South Korean official apologizes for an accident at a rock concert that killed sixteen people, and by "apologizes," we mean he killed himself
source: newsinfo.inquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man with presumably nothing better to do protests art by spray painting a blank wall at the Whitney Museum
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Some town names makes you smile: Weed, Ca., Limerick, Pa., and then there's the simple joy of Surprise, Az., when an old woman goes missing and suddenly turns up
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man uses exoskeleton to walk down the aisle on wedding day. Skynet expresses disappointment, promises next model will find Sarah Connor
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Dentist charged for working on a patient while drunk. Bonus: He was wearing flip flops and a t-shirt. Double bonus: He once extracted a child's tooth at a party without parental consent
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will everyone who doubted the claim that Jack the Ripper has been unmasked please step forward and take a bow?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Once again we remind you; when your drug deal goes bad don't call the police
source: timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gesturing jester
source: media.zenfs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia, you've lost another submarine?
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Haters be hatin' the hater word
source: medium.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Murrieta Mayor, who encouraged his constituents to protest and block buses full of immigrant children because they posed a public threat, demonstrates what a public threat might look like
source: pe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
For 10 minutes the world briefly forgot about its current problems when North and South Korea started shooting at each other today
source: utsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giant sphinx unearthed in the sands of..........Guadalupe, CA??
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mississippi goes in to full hysteria over Ebola as parents pull their children from school because the principal visited Zambia... Which is 3,000 miles away from the Ebola stricken countries
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this throwback
source: l.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There is nothing creepier than a doll that is missing part of her body. Except for taking a tour of a doll hospital that can replace any missing doll part
source: whenonearth.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It says a lot about amateur photographers when the railroad companies have to remind them not to stand on the tracks when taking pictures of trains
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
What weighs over 250 tons, is 186 foot long and takes four trucks to move? Possibly the largest oversize load to travel from Oklahoma to Colorado
source: news9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
What happens when TSA chief becomes college president? Full-body scans to get into library?
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cruise ship with "potentially" Ebola-infected health care worker docks in Texas, which is now officially America's Ebola colony
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Elvis-themed wedding chapel in Vegas says no to same-sex couples in order to protect the dignity of marriage
source: wisconsingazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Colombian sex trafficking ring busted up with the help of... Laurie Holden from The Walking Dead? Wow. Guess Andrea really was a bad ass
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
"A woman recorded herself doing heroin and cocaine while making fun of her probation officer, then posted it online." Spoiler: The probation officer saw it
source: metrowestdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
You'll want to sit down for this one - Woman awarded $37,000 after falling off a toilet
source: irishexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan's "Isis Coney Island" changing name to "Freedom Coney Island." You want fries with that?
source: detroit.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In 1990, Storey County, Nevada wanted to ban all outhouses. And that's why to this day there are still outhouse races in Virginia City, Nevada
source: whenonearth.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
This is my hatchet. There are many like it but this one is mine
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the city with the cheapest beer in America is ____________
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Maine teacher suspended for three weeks because, A) She was a volunteer treating Ebola patients in West Africa, B) She had close contact with someone with Ebola, or C) She stayed in a hotel less than ten miles away from Texas Health Presbyterian?
source: thinkprogress.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are five simple reasons why your relationship with that stripper just wasn't meant to be
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Living on minimum wage....in photos
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(502)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Thousands of bees drawn to overturned honey truck. Roadway cleanup becomes a police sting operation
source: wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother is shocked when her snowflake comes home from the supermarket with: a) a gun, b) drugs, or c) a pumpkin carving kit
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pool noodle-festooned alleyway
source: contemporist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Never ask a computer technician to wipe off all the porn from your laptop but under no condition should he view any of the photos stored behind a special partition written into the hard drive
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
College kids these days can't even enjoy a simple pumpkin festival without it turning into a full-fledged riot. "People were just throwing everything they could find - rocks, skateboards, buckets, pumpkins"
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you plan on handing out non-food treats on Halloween in consideration of children with food allergies, you're supposed to display a teal jack-o-lantern so all the other kids know which house to egg
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The five sketchiest foods served in NYC: Ikea spare ribs, strip club pasta, 7-11 pizza, bowling alley roast chicken, and drugstore sushi
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Drug addict desperate for cash stole toilet valves from area restaurants, flushed with embarrassment after getting caught
source: myfoxorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're a team of paramedics transporting a dead body when you realize your shift is over. Do you A) continue to your scheduled destination, B) call your dispatcher for instructions, or C) just dump the body wherever it's convenient
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Owner finds flock of sheep stumbling around making strange noises after feasting on thousands of dollars worth of pot. "Not b-a-a-a-d, dude"
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Rare albino deer sighted and you know how this ends
source: livingstondaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A moment later, he realized he was looking not at a brown, furry mammal, but an enormous, puppy-size spider." (With OH GOD IT'S TOUCHING HIS HAND BURN IT WITH FIRE pics)
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Body found in search for missing UVA student Hannah Graham
source: wavy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"Whadda we got here, Lou?" " The usual Chief, homemade basement firing range full of guns, drugs and a former NBA player. Typical Friday night"
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Joe Biden's next job
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police looking for man who kissed a child inside a Target. "You would expect this type of behavior in a Walmart or a K-Mart, not a Target"
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Word Problem: If Mrs. Scott teaches math for 60 years, how much money will she have for retirement?
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
As much as we like to pick on them, guess which State's Supreme Court just ruled that you can't track people's location using their cell phone signals without a warrant? Rare "good job guys" use of the Florida tag in play
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Eric Frein manhunt is now changing laws to help police arrest more people
source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman gets six years in prison for participating in "Take Your Daughter to Armed Bank Robbery Day"
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
How do you say "Come at me bro" in Chinese?
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cancún Fark Party: Friday October 24th thru Sunday October 26th
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Unlicensed driver going twice speed limit flies off curve. Jury finds DOT liable for not posting enough signs telling him not to do that
source: wnep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
DUCK
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bubbly blower
source: i1.gmx.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
FARK-ready headline: "Cannibal harlequin ladybirds now threaten species with STDs"
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Siri became an autistic boy's best friend and kicked up a little dust that was lingering in the room
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man hides porn collection to avoid embarrassment, becomes headline news
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Could you really fit $10,000 in loose change in five coffee cans and a five gallon jug?
source: 14news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man lights pickup truck on fire, then drives into law office. Hey it's a start
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Under ordinary circumstances, you would think that stealing a Buick LeSabre would be an act of mercy. Under ordinary circumstances
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Used car prices predicted to fall. New car leasing to become easier. Naturally, financial experts forecast disaster if anyone can actually buy a car without going into debt for decades
source: autos.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Washington teacher told not to have students spin the disciplinary 'Wheel of Misfortune'
source: columbian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
When the patch, nicotine gum, counseling, and e-cigarettes can't help you stop smoking, maybe it's time to try magic mushrooms
source: fromthegrapevine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Court denies alimony to wife because she's a genie
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best way to get more work done? Work shorter days. In short, just put more stress on your workforce
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Twenty five photos of people from Chicago eating pizza (submitted by a New Yorker, obviously)
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager has quadratic equation tattooed on his butt. In a few years he'll be trying to solve for why
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nuclear reactors near active Japanese volcanoes called "unsafe" by the country's department of understatement
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Antiwar)
 
 
 
Village of 290 in Michigan has 100-officer police force, which the village council is trying to abolish. The response of the police? ISIS
source: antiwar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this Pug from another mother
source: 33.media.tumblr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exibition
source: i0.gmx.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If pit viper-flavored ice cream just isn't your thing, maybe you should try some lobster ice cream
source: fromthegrapevine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Just your typical small town police blotter - a few petty thefts, a few disorderly conduct incidents, a clarinet mistaken for a shotgun ... Wait, what?
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A behind-the-scenes look at what it is like trying to post on the Caturday thread
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1126)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Man learns the hard way from wife that you can't just 'die', come back and collect your pension money claiming you had amnesia
source: newyork.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Despite there being no reported cases of Ebola in their state, school board vows to protect students from the virus by scrubbing down every school building weekly. It's like 2001 all over again
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Because who doesn't want to get a smart tattoo implanted under your skin that tracks everywhere your hand goes
source: fromthegrapevine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
As we learn more about tornadoes and how to predict them, they've devised a new strategy: they're starting to move in swarms
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pope rents out the Sistine Chapel for a private corporate event, but will donate the rental fees to charities that help the poor and homeless. I can't decide if I am impressed or outraged
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New Hampshire town records first homicide in literally forever
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, your chance to redeem your week in all of its unproductive glory: The Fark Weird News Quiz
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Deep-fried maple leaves, because why the fark not?
source: 7deadlymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Shouting "fire" in a crowded theater. New and moronic: Shouting "Ebola" in a crowded casino
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
#TheGirlsAreBroughtBack
source: america.aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these showoffs
source: l.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Farewell to the last surviving team member from Operation Mincemeat which laid the ground work for the WWII Allied invasion of Sicily after the failures of Operation Stargazey Pie, Operation Bubble and Squeak and Operation Spotted Dick
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
At least for the next 60 years he won't have to worry about being annoyed by loud music
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
O'Hare becomes the latest airport to pretend it can screen passengers for the Ebola virus
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
C'est un arbre de Noël. Pourquoi tout le monde rit?
source: thepoke.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton admits he's been put out to stud
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Not news: Famous WW II corespondent gets a statue. News: There's a glaring typo. Fark: This happened before on a previous memorial piece
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Hurricane Gonzalo threatens Bermuda, forcing travelers to seek alternate destinations. THANKS OBAHAMAS
source: boston.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this revelation
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ladies, you know that most of us guys are oblivious when comes to getting signals from you but are you just as oblivious when it's the guy sending a signal to you?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(789)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Don't mess with the cops, don't make jokes and remember the top half of your bikini: French travel warnings about visiting the U.S
source: thelocal.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC approval ratings have dropped below flu, common cold, and are in ebola territory. Who elects these guys anyway?
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
The 'Ebola Containment Suit' Halloween costume is not offensive guys... my 'Sexy Dallas Ebola Containment Nurse' costume is like, way more offensive
source: ora.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Tennessee has the lowest per capita tax revenue in the USA. Let's see how this real world Galt's Gulch is prospering, shall we?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Since being blown up in Iraq, Air Force Captain Mitch Kieffer has earned the Purple Heart, learned to speak Spanish, earned a Master's degree and twice won the title of Ultimate Champion at the Warrior Games - the second time while battling the flu
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Exercise: Is it good for you?"
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Mississippi News Now)
 
 
 
"Our funeral directors jumped in the hearse, and tried to catch him"
source: msnewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen mom of the year dumps her 16 month-old with a heroin user so the child can 'have a normal life.' Um...what?
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
No matter how bad your birthday was, at least you weren't electrocuted until your heart stopped... we hope
source: fox5sandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mmmm, chowing down on fresh-caught squirrel and raccoon. In Mississippi that's "Thursday," but in New Jersey it's an arrestin'
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Not to be pejorative, but why are you carrying the Book of Mormon around?" and other strange comments overheard during the Jodi Arias jury selection
source: ktar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego State co-ed dies of meningitis. What about Ebola?
source: fox5sandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two male strippers quarantined due to their close-quarters flight with Ebola Nurse #2. And, as a bonus, the CDC kept one of the two on hold for 81 minutes before answering his concerns. Maybe The Strain wasn't mocking the CDC
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
And the official New York State snack is: A) Buffalo wings and blue cheese dip B) nachos and salsa C) yogurt
source: newyork.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Use this neat trick to avoid waiting to be seen at the emergency room
source: dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
FedEx claims the people it pays to drive its trucks aren't employees
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you really want to cure your skin problems, all you have to do is roll around on a plate of leftovers containing the healing saliva of a one-percenter
source: whenonearth.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Macy's to open at 6 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day, so people can go from fighting with their relatives to fighting with complete strangers
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
One weird trick to stopping ISIS
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Here's a motorist alert you don't want to hear: Port-a-Potty tanker drops its load
source: nbcbayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Bad: Ebola nurse was in Ohio to plan her wedding. Good: Fiancé gets his first taste of married life in quarantine
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Ebola nurse may have infected two flights." The CDC absolutely sucks at this whole infectious disease thing
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, I had an affair with a coworker. I am a liberal; he is a conservative. Now, he's running for office and is trying to dismantle women's rights. Can I expose the affair and derail his campaign for the greater good?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Bermuda News)
 
 
 
Hurricane seminar postponed by hurricane? Well blow me down
source: bernews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lengthy opening
source: i0.gmx.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
When interviewing your employees, attention to detail and experience in shipping and receiving are a must
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
17 October 1814. Never forget
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Belize to Carnival Cruise Texas nurse passenger - Only three things come from Texas: steers, queers and ebola, and I don't see no horns or gay-pride rainbows on you
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
In my day, trolling used to mean something
source: newstatesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Strangely missing from these very cool 130-year-old pictures of British seaside towns are overweight drunk Brits pissing all over the place
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justice: Ummm.. Yeah, I'm really really sorry for sending those 234 sexually explicit emails but this has nothing to do with me , it's just my colleagues out to get me
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
999 Emergency operator: "You're obviously fine if you are still capable of using a phone, so call back when you're unconscious"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The world's most expensive hot dog costs $25,000, and it is in Dublin, Ireland
source: abc27.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's start diagnosing our children with a new social media-inspired "disorder" called FOMO. YOLO
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Passenger who died on flight from Nigeria to JFK CLEARLY didn't have Ebola, steak, lasagna
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why yes U.N., your strongly worded letter for help to fight the Ebola virus did not fall on deaf ears, someone coughed up some money. Thank you, Colombia
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man 'armed with 33 dildos' arrested after he is accused of throwing sex toys at teenage girls
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In order to blend in, Brazil serial killer said he killed thirty nine people by shooting them from his motorcycle
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(The Daily News - Longview)
 
 
 
Don't feed the bears. Seriously. You could be fined $500
source: m.tdn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not easy being green (Possibly not safe for work)
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge orders Crystal Lake bleach-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-ers demolished
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Pundit Press)
 
 
 
Seattle socialist group pushing $20/hr minimum wage is hiring a web developer--at $13/hr
source: thepunditpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been several days since my last Louie Gohmert submission. Today's LOL from Loony Louie? The nurses infected with Ebola are part of the Democrats' war on women
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man shocked, SHOCKED to discover he is allergic to electricity
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Have any strange red marks on you? Don't worry, it's probably just a spider tunneling under your skin
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in killing your wife by running her over with your SUV, try, try again. And again. And again, if need be
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Suspect with BB gun to face a pellet judge
source: 10news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these folks waiting for a train
source: s.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
About that $50 you owe, shame if anything happened to your horse
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Ebola is God's punishment for Obama dividing Jerusalem," thus derpeth the Lord
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The guy without the hazmat suit holding the clipboard while escorting ebola nurse #2 was the medical protocol supervisor because of course he was
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know something about the wasabi you've eaten all your life? It's a FAAAKE
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man sues hospital after they forget to remove three of his friend's teeth. Fark: Embedded in his leg
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Police stop speeding car with tire spikes, force occupants to the ground at gunpoint ... then realize one of them is about to give birth
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently, dressing up in costume to claim your lottery winnings is a thing in China
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
Why someone would want to leave West Africa for Lubbock Texas is unknown but the (possible) results are the same
source: kcbd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you hunt or fish? The three of you that actually get outside can share to the right some pictures and recipes you use for cooking up your fresh catch or the game you hunted
source: allrecipes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Yale public health student under observation for possibly bringing a souvenir back from a recent class trip to Liberia
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Paranormal investigator tries to spread word about dreaded Albatwitch, which he has personally seen walking down the middle of the road, the middle of the road I tell you
source: wgal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these early morning fishermen
source: ic.pics.livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Hellview Cemetery - Haunted by ghosts of Tocobaga natives washed out to sea by hurricanes, serpent worshiping homesteaders, elderly shuffleboard players shuffling
source: baynews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Texas changes voter ID rules a week before early voting to avoid instilling confusion by changing voter ID rules too close to an election
source: america.aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(345)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Frostback arrested trying to cross the U.S. border illegally