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Thu April 24, 2014
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan officials report their ferries are perfectly safe. However, the docks at the ferry terminals may mysteriously sink
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
$3 million awarded to victims of harmless petroleum industry practice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man walks through town center squirting women with a water pistol filled with his own urine, now finds himself in a wee bit of trouble
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Organic aquaculture shrimp facility hiring over 500 workers to pull their little legs off so you don't have to
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Once again let's be clear on this: every "horny 16-year old girl" that wants to chat online is really an undercover cop-unless they are a youth pastor who is trying to catfish young boys into sending him naked selfies
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats are capable of love, at least biochemically. Your dog loves steak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is First Lady Michelle Obama joining the cast of NBC's Community? Will anyone notice?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Man who threw Molotov cocktail into Brooklyn convenience store probably won't get his bottle deposit back
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Man critical after being shot, crashing car. Well, of course he is. What's he supposed to say, 'Thanks'?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Due to the increase in Americans' weight, dude ranches have been forced to add draft horses to their stables
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you have a go-to recipe for veal if you're trying to impress? Have any tips for preparing veal to make it a knock out?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Giant crucifix dedicated to Pope John Paul II falls and crushes a man in what is in no way a bad omen whatsoever
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby clouded leopards make their public debut at the Denver Zoo (w/awww pics)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fat teenager loses 168 pounds, is surprised to discover that he's actually David Beckham
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve the International Space Station
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
DC restaurant consultant accused of intentionally tanking sales at five restaurants so he could buy them at bankruptcy. And stealing a Vespa
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One DIY project you probably should skip: Fecal transplants
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man walks into lingerie shop, reveals his own secrets
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"She asked for it," man tells police after asking why he murdered his own mother
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
After being accused of not doing enough to prevent sexual violence on campus, Columbia University officials apparently decided to make it up to the gals by making them a cake, you know, a real nice one with flowers and everything
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(Slate)
 
 
 
California's fire season has been expanded a bit, now runs from May 1st to April 30th
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(ABC)
 
 
 
The Ku Klux Klansman who shot up a Jewish community center was once arrested for picking up a black transvestite prostitute. Oy vey
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"We weren't expecting to hear calls to prayer from mosques on our holiday to Turkey. Now give us our money back"
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Man successfully robs ice cream store with syringe "full of AIDS." In a related story, Baskin Robbins pulls Crackhead Crunch from its list of flavors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently when you build extra cabins on top of a ferry and carry three times as much cargo as is safe, it can fall over and sink. Who knew?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
From the "things you thought only happened in movies/long running '70s sitcoms" file: five castaways stranded on a desert Island are rescued after a helicopter spots the giant "SOS" they carved in a nearby sandbar
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're looking to shake up your typical dining experience, you should go to this restaurant in Spain where there's constantly the equivalent of a 7.8 earthquake moving things around
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
The moral of the story is that you should never bring something that you just happened to find in a plastic bottle in an alley to school for show and tell, no matter how cool it looks
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Now that the Cornish people of Cornwall have been officially recognized by Britain as a minority, here are 22 Cornish words and phases we should all start using. Missing is f*cking cornholes. Wonder why?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Muslim cleric says 9/11 museum video on Al Queda will cause prejudiced views, as if New Yorkers had nice thoughts about an organization that flew jets into the two biggest towers in Manhattan
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Chihuahua bites man. Man threatens owner. Owner gets machete. Seems reasonable
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you like floating down rivers polluted with urine, alcohol, cigarette butts, Styrofoam lids, used condoms, plastic bags, and empty sunblock bottles, things are looking up. Tubing season is almost here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Officials fear that the nearly four million people traveling to witness the canonization of two popes at the Vatican will cripple the city's infrastructure. If only there were a supernatural force they could pray to and ask for good fortune
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Marshall Islands: Hey, remember how you guys tested your new super weapons on us? Yeah, we're suing all of you nuclear nations to disarm because you treated us like assholes
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Boob ban: French government minister bans female staff from showing any cleavage at work
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
You may think Oregon is progressive, but politicians decided abortion is not a clean source of renewable energy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA to tobacco companies: No, you assholes, putting the letter "e" in front of "cigarette" doesn't make it OK for children. Welcome to Regulation Town, population: you
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Caption this driver
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Affluenza strikes again as tech CEO avoids jail time despite being caught on tape beating and kicking his girlfriend 117 times
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
A downside of living near Disney World? A seemingly large amount of homeless people are struggling to find permanent housing around there because of its price
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Map shows what the world will look like if the ice caps melt. Basically it's surfs up in Philadelphia, an ark for King George and a solution to the Israel-Arab dispute
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
LAPD: Hey NYPD, you guys really blew it with your Twitter campaign to create good will. NYPD: Ummmmm... you guys might want to look at your Twitter campaign
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're looking to land at any one of these ten airports in the near future, pack some extra underwear
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(Kinston Free Press)
 
 
 
Fire department assists in prostate exam
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell for people who steal bronze vases from grave sites to sell for scrap metal
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beer break
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"I heard the weight and I was like, 'Oh my God.' It validated me because I was in a lot of pain when I was pregnant, so to hear the size, it made sense," Says the woman who gave birth to a mini sumo wrestler weighing 14 pounds, 8 ounces
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The last time chlorine was weaponized was World War I after all sides realized just how terrible a weapon it truly was. Naturally, it's reappeared in Syria, where the civil rules of war don't apply
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman files $275K lawsuit after vicious pit bull attack because owner knew the animal had "abnormally dangerous propensities in attacking people." Did I say pit bull? I meant duck
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(io9)
 
 
 
The wasps, they are mocking us--or sending a message
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested trying to flee the country after raping girl. Fark: Saudi exchange student who raped 16-year-old daughter of his host family. What the Fark: He was having an affair with his host mom, and she tried to help him escape
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida retirement community sinkhole 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Patriot rancher Cliven Bundy would like to explain to you about how the Negro race thinks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thousands dead in Syria...kidnapped schoolgirls in Africa...a ferry full of dead Korean kids...rioting in Brazil....wait, hold on. NEW YORKERS ARE CHILLY BECAUSE TALL BUILDINGS CAST SHADOWS
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
This just proves that PETA members are just a bunch of turkeys
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pocono Mountain resort to hold first-ever beer festival. One catch: "Nudity is required at the beer festival area & in the pools and hot tub"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Held by the TSA for 40 minutes and given a "intrusive physical body inspection" because you didn't want them to x-ray your breast-milk? That's a $75,000 legal settlement
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Activists release horrifying video showing how meat products are eaten
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Heroic Houston-area camel toe calls police after seeing teens breaking into neighbor's home (Not safe for work)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Security guard breaks down door to a portable toilet, finds the rotting body of a homeless man inside. Police believe he froze to death and was forgotten for months
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's legal to sell pot in Colorado, but not if you're in 4th grade
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ronald McDonald gets a hip new look
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman spends $15,000 on surgery to look Photoshopped, and it works, you can tell by the pixels (w/before and after pics)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Two lesbians getting married. New Hotness: Three lesbians getting married
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 468: "The Great Outdoors". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman ransacks store and punches seven year old because the store owner wouldn't exchange a jar of coins for bills. She crazy
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Large 6.7-richter earthquake strikes Vancouver Island. Preliminary reports estimate moderate damage equal to 0.29 Stanley Cup riots
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas teacher: "OK, kids, it's free reading time. Read anything you want." Second grader: "Awesome, I have my Bible." Texas teacher: "OMG INAPPROPRIATE"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Detroit airport now offers brand new $75,000 bathroom. Fark: for service dogs. Your dog chose the steak over the fish
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bark, bark, BARK... (translation: I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help.)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: Why do so many people on the internet enjoy spoiling TV shows for people who haven't seen them yet? Subby asks the question: Why do so many internet idiots expect to read threads about a show after it airs and not see spoilers?
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this remotely unique moment
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Russia sends 50 year old bombers to invade Britain
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
You should visit a dentist at least once every six months. Unless of course the dentist randomly pulls out all your teeth for no reason on the first visit, then you can skip the second one
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Police attach explosives to rental car for training exercise, forget to tell the company which car before they rent it out
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
True story: Jay-Z once wrote a song for Bugs Bunny
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Most people use log splitters to break up their firewood. This guy decided to use a frieght train instead
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man tries everything he can think of to avoid a DUI. Well, everything except not drinking and driving
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home defense tip: Those pithy, tough-guy, "kill lines" that movie action heroes spit out while shooting people? They don't sound nearly as good when being played for jurors at your murder trial
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Wife refuses to have sex with you? Well she was probably molested as a child and that's grounds for a divorcin' says Pat Robertson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You were collecting disability and were singing in a metal band. Yeah it's hardcore but that is fraud, you know"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly asks Bundy Militia member:"How does your protest differ from Occupy Wall Street?" Bundy supporter:"Mr. Bundy is providing the country with beef." Hey everybody: FREE STEAKS
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxed show of force
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline stages inaugural conference to help those who believe they've had contact with aliens. Organizers hope the event will allow people to share their experiences without being teased
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
To ensure motorists remain alert, small town replaces neutral road markings on narrow street with more to-the-point phrases like "AH DANGER", "SLOWLY" and "Things will jump out at you"
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(30)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The worst part about faking your own kidnapping: Discovering your mom wouldn't pay $200 to get you back
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(46)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Priest uses church money to buy condom. No, wait, condo, not condom
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Those melonfarmers in the Russian parliament are making a melonfarming law that bans melonfarming swearing in melonfarming public, the melonfarmers
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(46)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Pardon me, Mr. President Obama? Sir? Nigeria has oil AND they're hiding Islamic Extremists like Al Queda AND I have evidence that they are transporting dangerous materials in trucks. Yours truly, Parafujo Mpira
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that you want someone to take action about all the cars that have crashed through your house in the last two years but maybe you need to move your family in the meantime
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(39)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
IRS gives out over $1 million in bonuses to employees who are delinquent in paying their taxes. Well, at least now they have some cash to cover the fines
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(58)
 
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
US says its troops only "assisted" Yemeni forces in taking out an Al-qaeda bombmaker responsible for the "underwear bomb" plot- by, ya know, flying them to the exact spot of the ambush, giving them guns and pointing out the guy to shoot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
63 killed on Congo train when the band played the music too fast
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"Son, there comes *hic* a time *hic* when you become a man. *hic* here, take the *hic* keys, you're driving *hic* home tonight." "But dad, I'm only 13 and have never driven before." "You're a man *hic* now son. Do it ^hic^"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Is that a loaded gun in your vagina or are you just not very happy to see me?
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(104)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany warns of war in Europe. This is not a repeat from 1938
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's hard to fault Foote for not going into greater detail about the underlying science, since he is, at that very moment, boring a hole in Haning's skull"
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(31)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Man gets fitted with bionic eye, claims to be the son of Scott Summers and Jean Grey
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Only the Shadow knows who it was that was caught on camera at this South American soccer game that freaked out fans by gliding through the crowd
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(68)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
If you took an ambulance for a four block spin last night, the Montgomery County Police would like a word with you
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The most extreme conspiracy theory yet in the missing Malaysia Airlines plane drama: Passenger jet was shot down by American military forces and they're now trying to cover it up
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Apparently these milk executives thought the public was of the opinion, "You know, I would buy more milk if milk commercials made a lot more innuendos." This is what 8 oz. of protein looks like. [video goodness]
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Everyone in the US South discovered to be African American
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(56)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Amazon strikes a deal with HBO in order to air classic shows like "The Sopranos" and "The Wire." In other news those two shows are considered classics now
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
One's career options are limited when one's name is Drupak Kunley and one's penis is known as the "Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom." One can be a rap artist or the patron saint of Buddhist Bhutan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ongoing search for the missing Malaysian airliner has revealed a serious hurdle for China's plans to become the dominant naval power in the Pacific: Navies need friendly ports to resupply in and most of China's neighbors don't like China much
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
According to a 'planetary defense group,' it is just a matter of time before a planet-killing asteroid hits us. EVERYBODY PANIC. Wait, planetary defense group? You mean... the Justice League?
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(49)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A list of license plates rejected by Florida DMV. A55 RGY unavailable for comment. (Warning: subby not competent enough to make deslided work)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
UC Florida student claims he was rejected by a fraternity for being too gay to paddle the asses of his brothers and stand around in a circle of guys wanking it
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(World Review)
 
 
 
Poland's military is made up of clanky Soviet-era equipment. An upgrade was scheduled with European involvement. Then Russia invaded Ukraine and Poland decided it wanted BIG AMERICAN GUNS (and helicopters and missiles)
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
"His story is that several officers attacked him wearing full chemical suits, and they sprayed him with chemicals and put him in a shed," Wilkie said. "So, he's hallucinating"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Today is St George's Day in England, kind of like President's Day if George Washington was a Turkish dragon slayer who never actually went to the United States
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(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
♪ If a model finds a body while it's on the fly, The FAA says that's no hobby, you must let them die ♫
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Calling the real life SWAT team to swat out your opponent is not the proper way to avenge your destruction in "Call of Duty"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"We believe that this road sign reading 'WARNING: ZOMBIES AHEAD' is a joke. But we haven't been brave enough to drive beyond the sign"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-thigh gap jeans are here, because we must not allow a thigh-fat gap
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Britain's fearless mutant rat population is mutating, getting more intelligent at being able to not get caught
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(60)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"NJ family sues over under God." Hmm -- preposition trouble. Apparently they don't to be dictated to from about down out of above or something
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(149)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
First economic sanctions, now North Koreans are barred from learning how to make cheese
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(29)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magic picture box
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(21)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
First online spam sent 20 years ago. Nigerian prince now serving his fourth term as king
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(50)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"The next time you're cleaning your fish pond, remember to turn off the ultraviolet sterilization lamp"
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(48)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
A man celebrating his birthday pees on a van. Then things get weird
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(11)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I think the internet is officially being catfished by raunchy sorority girl emails
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(59)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Meet the British gamer girl living life as a fully blown Disney Princess
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(61)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court gives police the power to execute searches based solely on anonymous tips. There is no way that this can backfire
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(510)
 
(London Community News)
 
 
 
Move over, Grinch: Girls caught fencing stolen Easter bunnies
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(12)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Experts say eating flowers could be good for your health, increase your stamena
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(37)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Gun silencer sales are skyrocketing, in case you hadn't heard
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(442)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paint-filled eggs falling out of my vagina? It's more likely than you think (Not safe for work)
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(94)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Dumb: A child molester from Georgia travels to Colorado. Dumber: while wearing his ankle monitor tracker. Dumbest: To meet an underage girl who was actually a cop in a undercover sting operation
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds men still interested in sex even when in severe pain. "It's only a flesh wound"
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(150)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Defendant afraid tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" on his neck might just prejudice the jury in his murder trial. O Rly?
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(101)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nice: Providing wood for public Easter bonfire. Not so nice: With live machine gun ammunition hidden in it
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're a girl and wear pants to prom? GTFO
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(166)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Police: Man 'armed' with potato attempts robbery in Rhode Island. I can defend myself against fresh fruit but a potato is a whole nother story
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(54)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fark: Naval Academy lacrosse player threatens cab driver with a knife. Farker: A butter knife
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(44)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Hey officer, could you keep an eye on my really nice, expensive bike while I run into Walmart and grab a few things?
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Since 2000, CEOs of fast food chains have seen their salaries quadruple. Their employees, however, have seen their salaries decrease by a minimum of 1%
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(294)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The New York Police Department just got a, shall we say, brutal lesson in social media
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(120)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cardiologist accuses strip club into drugging him into signing off on extravagant charges. So he went back three more times to be sure
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(33)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Always know where your towel is. Also your toilet paper. Especially if you might appear in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(68)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When questioned after his arrest for rape of 10-year-old, man explains, "I'm not the normal guy that everyone thinks I am"
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(51)
 
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street viewer
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(21)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Student's buzzkill grandma gets school to stop giving kids Mountain Dew before tests
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(50)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When you make a "run for the border" in your car, try not to do it at 2:00 a.m. when you're shiathammered drunk. That goes double if you're a Florida state representative
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(30)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
According to US News & World Report, seven of the best high schools in the nation are located in a state not exactly known for the intelligence of its residents
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(47)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas, where pig farms have better air-condition and temperature regulations than the state jails
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(180)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Texas fertilizer plant explosion that killed 14 people could have been prevented if the company hadn't stored the explosive material in combustible bins that were housed in a combustible building that lacked fire sprinklers
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This article starts out discussing clickbait headlines. You won't believe what happens next
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(42)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Burning Man organizers to host 240 band rules-free, law-free festival across from Bundy ranch. Trolling Level is over 9000
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(204)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fark: In the previous calendar year there were 100 cases of MERS. FARK: In the last two weeks there have been 100. MERS kill rate is 33 %. Farkkkkk
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(79)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Reason 496 Why New Orleans is the greatest city in America: Crawfish Strudel
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(55)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Oh those nutty TSA agents and their harmless pranks
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(52)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
But your honor...we were planning to steal the booze, then sell it to buy milk for the kids we left home alone....we swear
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy bride-to-be
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(24)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New invention turns your cellphone into a microscope. This will really help the next time I need to send somebody a picture of my junk
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(59)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
County sheriff to hold Shotgun Shootout to raise funds for children's charities like free eye patches for kids
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(58)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
OMG a gruesome MAGGOT crawled into one little pistachio out of millions and millions that are put into Tesco bags. That's just NUTS
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(148)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
"Adams presented numerous items which were set aside for sale to the customer service desk in hopes of convincing them he actually purchased the items and needed to return them without a receipt"
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(56)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
When walking the dog goes wrong: "Steele then grabbed a plastic sack and displayed it in a threatening manner, according to police"
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(45)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until you get arrested for stabbing a relative in the leg during an argument. And try and stay awake in your mug shot
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(15)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
I'm sorry the co-signer of your student loan died. So pay me. Right now. All of it
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(238)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Having crippled voting rights and campaign finance reform, SCOTUS now takes the axe to affirmative action
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(679)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fairfax County school system in Virginia announces new, "sshh, it's OK, precious snowflakes, you can sleep in as late as you want" policy
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(154)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Antisemitic mayor, forced to resign over antisemitic comments, has a sad because people called him antisemitic
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. no longer leads the world for after-tax median income. Which country leads now? Just look a little bit north, eh? (w/enlightening infographic)
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(114)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sherpas to Tourists: If you want to "Climb" Mt Everest this year, you gonna have to carry your own got-damn luggage, 'cause we OUT
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(124)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Americans Die, usually face down in a bowl of ranch dressing
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(45)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Woman attacks man with coffee cup, which is grounds for felony assault
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for wearing a red thong and no pants on a subway train after making love to a bench while smoking crack is no way to go through life, son
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
An iceberg that's twice the size of Atlanta has slipped into the ocean and IS HEADING RIGHT FOR US
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(135)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Kid who got his face kicked by a train conductor will be laughing all the way to the bank
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(122)
 
(Food Riot)
 
 
 
"No one is perfectly wonderful or terrible. Guy Fieri advocates for children's charities, and James Patterson promotes literacy programs. We need dimension, after all. Bagging restaurant freebies is how I'm an asshole"
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(197)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Taking NSAIDs? You may want to stop because THEY'RE KILLING YOU
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(131)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man dies from gunshot wounds...22 years after he was shot
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Parents chicken out on naming their baby what would be the greatest name ever
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Preacher wishes people would stop dressing so badly for church, because while Jesus may love you, he hates that coat, and those shoes... jeez
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(206)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After living with the unfortunate town name for nearly 400 years, the residents of the Spanish town "Kill Jews" think that they have solved the mystery of their abysmal tourism industry
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(79)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
If you were planning on using powdered alcohol to celebrate this summer, the ATF has some bad news. Oh, and never, never snort this stuff- we mean that, don't snort it. Don't even know where you got the idea from, you can't snort this stuff
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(86)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
70 years ago 65,000 tonnes of Germany's chemical weapons were dumped into the Baltic Sea and now there is a ticking time bomb of an environmental disaster waiting to happen that people did Nazi coming
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sends 1,000 ducklings to his boss' apartment over wage dispute, hopes that he enjoys the bills
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court: ExxonMobil owes one minute of its profits to NYC for polluting its ground water
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(26)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Police spend $1.2 million on a 33-tonne steel water cannon, damage it by throwing eggs
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Showing that it isn't just a stereotype, "ambulance" chasers show up at site of lost jumbo jet
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(21)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Thousands Finish Boston Marathon A Year After Bombing. Man, that's gotta be one long course
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(22)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Celebrity comes out as gay. Celebrity drowns in sea of homophobic online abuse. Artist uses homophobic online abuse to create portrait of celebrity
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop This Odd Home
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(15)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Toddler alerts her mother to the fact that their house broken into the house, but only after the burglar turned off the child's favorite TV show. This is why dogs are better than children
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(140)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Your parents spend $35,000 a year to send you to a top preppie high school where you can make all the right connections to help you later in life when you become a... pot dealer?
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(53)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Finally somebody created a multi-user desk for both a human and a cat. "Catitecture is evidently the term for architecture designed for cats
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(73)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Clutch your pearls and move your drinks from a monocle splash radius, but there are six people are still using AOL, and they report their accounts are being hacked
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you find out the man you've been married to for 4 years is a murderer who has been on the run for 33 years
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(65)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You'd think "evidence collection" would beat "organ harvesting" on the priority list when a kid is killed. You'd be wrong
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(120)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man crowdfunds penis surgery for his pet tortoise so he can come out of his shell
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(24)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Obituary for 'Pervert Dave' getting widespread attention, but there's much more to the story
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(59)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Last week: Priest cleared of sexual abuse allegations. This week: New sexual abuse allegations
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists pinpoint where the first chili crop ever was grown. THAT'S HOT
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(82)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ever get the craving for vegetable and tomato ice cream? Well, Haagen-Dazs wants to help
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(51)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
78-year-old man's wife gets sick, so he calls 911. Does this story end with a.) everyone living happily ever after, b.) sunshine and rainbows or c.) the man looking like he went 12 rounds with Floyd Mayweather?
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(307)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Men save 90-year-old woman from dog attack with six-pack of beer. That's using your head
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(46)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
A blogger walks into a bar and is served by a journalist. Sort of. Who do YOU trust: blogger or journo? And which ones need that drink more?
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(48)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody hasn't seen Poltergeist I, II or III... OK, nobody actually saw Poltergeist III, but the point still stands
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(54)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Child saves up money for PS4, instead buys smoke detectors for neighbors
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(40)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police arrest two parents who beat up a bus driver because he didn't let their kids off fast enough. A third suspect is still at large
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(52)
 
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The answer to "how many people you can squeeze into a Ford Focus when using it as a getaway car in a high speed chase" is 10, but six of them need to be children
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(23)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember those thousands of farmers who committed mass-suicide over failed GMO crops? Yeah, about that
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(93)
 
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
So you're out fishing and catch an 800-pound shark that's too big for your pickup truck. What do you do? Difficulty: Florida
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(82)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Cuba condom shortage leads to selling expired condoms. THANKS, CASTRO
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(31)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
There was a time when every culture on earth thought that women wanted sex more than men. That time? Only a few centuries ago
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop This Sunset
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently confusing Russia for Westeros, Russian politician-while on mike- orders his aides to "violently rape" a pregnant journalist who asked him a question he didn't like and no, that doesn't mean something different in Russian
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(157)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The pen is mightier than the sword. Still no match for bullets, though
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(28)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
A $500,000 study by the feds and released Sunday in the peer-reviewed journal Nature Climate Change: "biofuels made with corn residue release 7% more greenhouse gases compared with conventional gasoline"
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(75)
 
(Southern Fried Science)
 
 
 
That Nessie picture? It's a streetlight
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(28)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
A woman cleaning out her desk at Goodnight Middle School found a photo of a World War II soldier. Since then she has passed the photo around to veterans groups, trying to find out who the man is so they can return it to its rightful owner
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(42)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
FBI warns Americans studying abroad not to embark on a life of espionage and international intrigue, because that is totally a thing you can apparently do, but shouldn't
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Following their agreement with the US and Russia, Syria is disposing of their chemical weapons
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(69)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Now proven by science: Guys can't do sexy voices
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(107)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Sure, you probably think you're hardcore, but are you '15 year old girl carjacking three kids and a puppy' hardcore?
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(40)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Nothing shows dedication to your job like dealing heroin from your hospital room
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reddit users revolting due to headline censorship. Fark users would never put up with that kind of farking bullshiat. Boobies
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(99)
 
(Register-Herald)
 
 
 
Protip: Molesting children is still illegal even if you're a magical warlock
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(44)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White supremacist group apparently hid Easter eggs with racist slogans along the path of a VA town''s annual Easter egg hunt- and didn't even have the decency to include any candy in them either
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you found meatballs at a Colorado park, don't eat them
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(30)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Father of four hospitalized after doing wheelies on a stolen motorcycle expected to remain stupid
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(17)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
First: legalized marijuana. Next: possible statewide ban on use of red light and speeding cameras. You're awesome, Colorado
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Using a barmaid's cleavage to promote your special ales on social media at your brewery is apparently too much for some boobs to handle
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The next big thing with foodies? Giant emu eggs
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(24)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Are high school kids drinking and driving? Survey says: Oh, Hell yes
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(16)
 
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
Marine museum closed due to water
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(3)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this couch-diving girl
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(24)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Counterfeit morning-after pills could lead to big problems nine months down the road
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(54)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
An oral history of "Super Troopers"? I'm freaking out, man
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(113)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson: Jesus said an asteroid could destroy Earth next week -- SO BUY MY BOOK TODAY
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(136)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you live in Florida, be on the look out for this rabid raccoon in disguise. Possibly being chased by a male named Pepe
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Female Marine who flunked the Marine Core's Infantry Officer Course says she was set up for failure, and that physical fitness standards for women need to be... increased?
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(145)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
"In the hard-hitting, cutthroat world of online journalism...you can't throw like a girl"
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Living in Minnesota and don't want to violate one of the 10 strangest sex laws in the United States? Skip the sardines before getting amorous
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two trains start from the same place traveling in opposite directions. Train A travels 7 mph faster than train B. In 5 hours they are 385 miles apart. Is train A's rate more delicious than ice-cold Pepsi Cola? T F (circle one)
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(86)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
High school feminist still outraged McDonald's employee asked her if she wanted a boy's toy or a girl's toy in her Happy Meal when she was 11. Just wait until she's old enough to start shopping at Adam & Eve
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(527)
 
(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
How to poofread you're friend's essay without sounding like a totalfarker
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(23)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
40 million people work in cubicles. Now someone has written an entire book on the creepy things that does to them. Too bad they can't close their office doors and read it
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(107)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Donovan McNabbed, police find dog with a cell phone but no collar ID, and Vladimir Putin not the only Russian losing his shirt: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/13 - 4/19
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(8)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Google then: Don't be evil. Google now: Funding $cientology anti-psychiatry front group
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(79)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thieves make clean getaway after stealing $18K of shower gel
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On the one hand, birth defects can be frightening to parents, but on the other hand, this Chinese baby has convinced his father to take better care of his mother. On the third and fourth hands, the kid probably could have made a lot of Nikes
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(35)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
F@k yeah, America is exceptional, except when it comes to understanding science stuff. We pretty much suck at that
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(149)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bar owner who didn't read the lease claims landlord won't let it become gay bar
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(113)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama administration releases photos proving that the 'pro-Russian activists' in Ukraine are, in fact, undercover Duck Dynasty stars
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Breasts of Romania's former First Lady sent back to be rubbed down because they're too large
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(54)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts to Troop: "You think you won't enjoy scouting without your gay scoutmaster? Let's see how much you enjoy scouting when we reject your charter"
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(193)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Weekend news: Jodi Arias sues over contracting Hep C while in prison. Monday news: Yeah, about that "lawsuit"...neither Jodi nor her lawyer have any idea what you're talking about
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(57)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bad: Your neighborhood has a rash of break-ins. Good: People in your neighborhood start up a block watch. Fark: The KKK starts up your block watch. Includes photo of what a KKK block watch poster might look like
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(266)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Aereo's argument to SCOTUS: "Look, let's face it. Broadcasters are gonna get hosed one way or the other. If we don't do it, someone else will. Don't harsh our mellow, dudes"
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(219)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorious took acting lessons before he had to testify in court
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(125)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Headlines that sound like MadLibs: "Arkansas ex-cop killed while trying to set anti-corruption blogger's hot dog cart on fire"
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(60)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
For $3000 you can buy your own mini coffee shop on a cargo bike complete with a solar powered battery pack for brewing, a cold sink for ice, gas burners, a speaker system for music, and a parasol to keep the sun or rain off things
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(50)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Pop-Tarts
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(36)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Easter services at SeaWorld feature scripture about Jesus Christ, Shamu, and Tim Tebow
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(57)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Skydiver experiences malfunction of his special wing suit and makes unfortunate landing in the backyard of the Dye family during their Easter egg hunt. Friends say he was a good boy, loved his Mama, loved Jesus and America too
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
16 year old survives in wheel well of a flight from California to Maui and, aside from being an idiot, is completely fine
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(113)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The sorry state of American beer
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(212)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Building a stick fort in the woods is anti-social behavior, and police take that very seriously
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(122)
 
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought Easter eggs could fly
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(18)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Internet broadcasting VS traditional broadcasters, and the decision will be made by... the Supreme Court? Well... crap
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(342)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager shot after cutting in line at a Foot Locker where everyone was waiting to purchase some new shoes. Who knew Foot Locker was still around?
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(236)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Easter morning sights: Families dressed up for church, Easter egg hunts in the park, ice cream truck driver beating the hell out of a rival ice cream vendor's vehicle...wait, what?
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(19)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Oscar Meyer pulls their wieners
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(51)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Easter weekend in Chicago sees 26 wounded and 9 dead
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(136)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered why all babies, across all language and cultural barriers, love to play peekaboo, this is your lucky day
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(79)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember 10 years ago when you bought your Mazda SUV and the salesman tried to push the rustproofing?
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(103)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Eight killed while taking crash course in skydiving
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(46)
 
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida neighbors upset about new park because: C) People might actually use it
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(49)
 
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 7 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox
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(323)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this self-professed Hustle Man
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(19)
 
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
News: climbers rescued from sudden ice storm after being buried for one hour. Bonus: on a 72-degree day in El Paso, TX
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kidnapped boy uses the ultimate weapon against his abductor: Gospel music
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2014 is the year of the bacial - the butt facial. In other news, there's such a thing as a butt facial
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(65)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines flight leaving Kuala Lumpur makes emergency landing. On land this time
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because you're scared to go back to your country because there's a lot of crime and it's hard to live there, is no reason to enter the U.S. illegally. We hope you can change it when you return
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(135)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Guy who drove his truck into a restaurant survives after being hit by train later that night. Lay odds on boat or plane tri-fecta to the right
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ukraine's army is resorting to bake sales to raise the money it needs to defend its Eastern borders
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(33)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Smoke 'em if you got 'em. It's your official 420 Thread
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(207)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy robot
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(17)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are thinking there's a possibility the police may be looking for you, and you don't want to to get caught, stay away from them. Or, if for some reason you do want to get caught, just do what this guy did
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(18)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A: However much that can fit in his pocket
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has confirmed seven new cases of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, adding up to 36 infections in five days, a sudden increase of a disease that kills about a third of the people infected and has no cure. الجميع الذعر
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(101)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cadbury Eggs vs. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. Ready, fight
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(176)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hotels and restaurants claim that Colorado's marijuana tourism is a myth, as they have seen no increase in tourism business. Or else the out-of-state stoners blow all their money on weed and have to crash with friends and dealers
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(68)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World, you are disappoint
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(150)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Miss America defends the actions of a brave, horny teenager who asked her to prom
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(62)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Another banker cashes out. He was clearly living on borrowed time. Media shows interest but no statement forthcoming
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(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are shocked and dismayed after high school students turn an annual music show into a production filled with raunchy jokes more suitable for a gin mill. "It was something like, 'After last night, Uranus was totally destroyed'"
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(41)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
OK, I returned your dog and TV -- can we have a second date?
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(22)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you thought the American razor industry couldn't get any more ridiculous, you'd be wrong. And it represents what's wrong with American ingenuity
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(251)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
MoDOT will not be vaporizing speeders with 153 dB sonic blasts. At least not this year
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News executive starts fundraising campaign for families of the victims of missing Flight 370. You bet that's a firing
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The story of the Hurricane does finally end
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cost of Malaysia Airlines jet search now tops $234 million, not including the anchor salaries at CNN
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(38)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
So remember that New Years Resolution to get involved with some charity? Today is your lucky day, especially if you like cupcakes
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(14)
 
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
'In retrospect, I should have put my pants on'. We've all been there County Supervisor, we've all been there
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(16)
 
(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
So, how much do you tip the drunken guy who just mowed your lawn without permission?
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(71)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
At last, our long national nightmare is over. California farmers will get more water thanks to The Department of Water Resources, the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation and state and federal officials
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(118)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're vacationing in Puerto Rico and your child tries Jif peanut butter for the first time and likes it more than the organic peanut butter you get at Whole Foods so you lie to him and say you can only get Jif in Puerto Rico?
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(207)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
For a small fortune you too can travel to an Argentine base on Antarctica where you sip coffee, mail a postcard, and get your passport stamped with a picture of a krill, a kind of small shrimp that is the symbol of the base
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(40)
 
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this master and his ceremony
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(20)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dumb: Getting caught texting while driving. Dumber: You're an on-duty police officer. Fark: On a motorcycle
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(55)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Workers at a Central California ranch could hardly believe their eyes when they spotted a) all their pecan trees were ready to harvest, b) bones dug up by one of the ranch's dogs, or c) a sea lion pup hopping through an orchard
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(26)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
How do you get overweight people to have more self confidence? Make them stand on a scale that lies to them, of course
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(66)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
"Maybe there ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue, they's just what people does. Some things folks do is nice and some ain't so nice, and that's all any man's got a right to say." Happy 75th birthday to Grapes Of Wrath
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual Peeps Show Diorama contest. Power to the peeple
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(24)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"
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(224)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The homeless man who had his coffin-sized shanty inside Manhattan Bridge torn down by the NYPD on Thursday has found himself a new place to sleep at night, and he's lovin' it
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(84)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(227)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
You might want to reevaluate your life choices when the SWAT team has to rip off the front part of your home to find you and your neighbors and onlookers cheer when you are arrested
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(65)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
News: Twins attack carjacker with fists and rubber snake. Fark: They're seven years old
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
An Easter miracle? Woman finds the image of Jesus Christ on a decaying tree stump in her front yard
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(88)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Let's educate people about child abduction. How should we do that? I know, let's abduct a child
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(74)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you thought Taco Bell's Waffle Taco was obscene, wait 'til you get a load of Del Taco's $4,000 Crunch Ta-Da
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(59)
 
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this French invasion
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
5/3 NEPA/NJ - Lehigh Valley Fark Party
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(102)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Riverside Fark Party
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's it. I'm moving to Arkansas
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(72)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
2nd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 23, 6pm
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Family flees lions as car catches fire." You just can't make this stuff up
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(46)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer Jodi Arias claims to have gotten Hep C in jail because she was infected with the disease when getting a TB shot, all on the orders of Sheriff Joe Arapaio, who himself was following the orders of criminal mastermind Nancy Grace
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(131)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Couple married for 70 years, had 8 children and hated spending nights away from each other die just 15 hours apart. Proving once again that true love does exist and you can die of a broken heart. Does anyone ever dust in here anymore?
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(77)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party: 4/19 - 4/20
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(129)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teenager throws public temper-tantrum after not getting into UMich, blames racism on the part of the university and not her below-average GPA and barely mediocre ACT scores for their decision
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(442)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
A bottle of red.. a bottle of white... it's what the scientists ordered tonight
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(21)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop our friendly neighborhood comrade and his meal
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 most bizarre animal defense mechanisms - who wouldn't want to spray blood from your eyes, or turn themselves inside out so your digestive tract's toxic juices poison your enemies
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(22)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Chinese government executes mass arrests of A) pro democracy protesters, B) worker's rights activists, or C) yaoi fangirls
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington Post picks 36 stoner-approved songs for your 4/20 smoke sessions. Bob Marley doesn't make the cut, so you already knew it was Huff-Po
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(122)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Student gets three-day in-school suspension for: a) fighting, b) streaking across school property, or c) asking Miss America to the Prom despite being told not to in advance
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(76)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The list of 50 things that British people would most like to do before they die includes Shakespeare and morris dancing. Vaunting ambition like this paints a picture of a modern Britain that is to be avoided by all saner nationalities
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(29)
 
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
'ere, he says he's not dead
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC: We don't think Tamerlan Tsarnaev's widow had anything to do with the Boston Marathon bombing, but let's speculate anyway about whether she did
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(43)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Cool: Check from IRS lands in your mailbox. Less cool: Check to IRS lands in your mailbox
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(35)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
It just wouldn't be Easter weekend without photographs of children terrified by the Easter Bunny. Bonus: not a slideshow
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(21)
 
(Courant Blogs)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, CT seeks to ban day care facilities from giving milk to children over 2
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(86)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New law would protect children from identity theft, but adults would still be on their own
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(30)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Huge earthquake strikes in a spot most English speakers don't care about
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(92)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
If you need a giant rabbit and live in Oregon, you are in luck. Wally needs a home
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(26)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
47 million Cadbury Cream Eggs are produced for this Easter. 46 million to be marked 50% off on Monday (w/video)
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(76)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
A penny saved is a penny earned ... and 97,400 pennies will pay your college tuition
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(55)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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(45)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Detroit refuses to go down without a fight: Doors salvaged from demolished homes are being turned into seats at bus stops
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(45)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Man recovering from a freak lawnmower accident where a nail shiat up in to his chest had previously survived an IED explosion, been shot multiple times and stabbed. So odds are that he's probably gonna recover just fine
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(67)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Someone is now selling powdered alcohol so you can now sneak alcohol into places that don't allow alcohol, and don't have a problem with you bringing in unidentified white powdery substances
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(64)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Australian pizza is now officially the best in the world. Wait, what?
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(78)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not News: Two elderly women aged 63 and 58 allegedly bilked their 74-year-old neighbor. News: Out of $450,000. Fark: That she had set aside for her pride and joy, a cat named Puddy Cat
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(53)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The mother of a 15-year-old girl who went on a crime spree with an older man she met online blames the internet, urges parents to check on what their children are doing online
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(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Parents are outraged that their high school students would be exposed to the filth contained in the musical 'Rent' that includes but is not limited to a woman mooning the audience. "We sent a letter of concern"
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(96)
 
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"He was operated for gall bladder removal, appendicitis and incisional hernia. He had diabetes. We were shocked when gold biscuits came out of his abdomen during the operation."
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(32)
 
(GA Daily News)
 
 
 
"I thought it was a cat, but then as I focused on it, it was clear it was much bigger than a cat. I was like, 'Oh I should take a picture, this is crazy. There's a fox at the White House.' And he was gone."
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(34)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach invaders
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(17)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Tennessee may become the first state to make it a crime for a mother to use drugs while pregnant
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Student upset that her professor found out she is a stripper and lowered her grades. Psst, hey prof... you're doing it wrong
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