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Wed May 04, 2016
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Do you like to make babies cry? Do you like free airfare? Have we got a deal for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The '80s band ABC is still around, taking out suicide bombers in Cameroon
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Half of teens admit to being addicted to their phones. The other half were too distracted by their phones to answer the question
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Estately)
 
 
 
Your mom would be very disappointed with this map of what mom-related search terms each state Googles more than the others
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Charlie Keating was a brave Navy SEAL who lost his life in the fight against ISIS. His grandfather, if you are old enough to remember, was the antithesis of this tag
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Now that most of you have health insurance (thanks, Obama) you might want to know that the 4th leading cause of death in the US is medical error
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Apparently when your 'friendly' neighbor mows your lawn they get the right to own the land, at least for this Austrian homeowner
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Body with feet encased in artisanal, hand-crafted concrete blocks washes ashore in Brooklyn
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
There may be a 12th secret ingredient in the KFC recipe
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Trump motorcade is now on Cruz control
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Largest fire evacuation in Alberta's history is ongoing due to the Fort McMurray wildfire. Link goes to live coverage
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New animated message from the Jehovah's Witnesses' Watchtower Society tells kids struggling with same-sex attraction that God is basically like the TSA, or something like that
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Massive Manhattan Christian Orthodox church fire one of four Christian Orthodox churches that were torched around the world on Sunday, which was Easter for Orthodox Christians. Coincidence, I Think NOT
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scary monster
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cruz says father did NOT kill JFK, attacks Trump's pecker
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Things get real weird after man Kickstarts his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone, Jack T. Chick has a new tract out called "Soul Survivor." For 17 cents each, you can order 25 or more, and leave them where sinners can find them, so they can avoid hellfire for all eternity. Or just read this and laugh
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
...and that's how Donald Trump got us into a shooting war with Russia, kids
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Times buys -- and immediately folds -- its long-time competitor The Tampa Tribune
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Two boats burn because fire department can't get water to them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duck and its ducklings do their annual waddle through a school on their way to the pond, with your "awwww" moment for the day
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro used passenger trains to look for smoke in tunnels, but it's not like it killed anyone. Except that one time
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Mother Nature can only deal with so much DNA on her hands before things start to get messy. Here comes the science
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Oh, trust me, it's very rare for a dangerous mental patient to escape from our facility. Uh, hey, where did everyone go?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC broke tourism records in 2015, with almost 20 million domestic tourists spending more than $7 billion. And every single one of those farkers stood on the left-hand side of the Metro escalator
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin seeks to clamp down on social networks in Russia, evidently by emitting powerful beams of blue energy out of his right eye
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is this what really goes on at Fark parties?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Roller coaster at Disney California Adventure closed due to unchecked narcissism
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Since pot legalization Oregonians are full of pain killers, antibiotics, antihistamines, mercury, and pesticides. And that's just the oysters
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(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this engineer
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 4.0: Stone Brewing Company is teaming up with the nerdosphere to create tasty beverages. They're brewing beer with Jonah Ray, Alison Haislip, Alex Albrecht, Wil Wheaton, Aisha Tyler, Bobak Ferdowsi, Rileah Vanderbilt and some other guy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pets are great, but they can ruin stuff. Especially when they wander into frame when you're trying to make a sex tape (Warning: Not safe for work)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawyer: Your honor, my client is suing Amtrak for burns on 85% of his body and having his hand and leg amputated. Judge: Go ahead. But, I'll allow them to enter evidence that your client was drunk and reckless at the time. Lawyer: Umm, nevermind
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Student kicked out of school for being Christian. Wait, make that kicked out of graduate school for being anti-gay. Wait, make that kicked out of his counseling program for refusing to treat people he thought might be homosexual. You know, Christian
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that surely won't backfire, Australia decides to unleash herpes on the invasive carp population
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Father of the year blows a .604 with his kids still in the back seat of the car
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can add massive flying raptors to the list of Australian things that will try to snatch up and kill the ones you love
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Bunch of rodents messed up that story about the weasel and the Large Hadron Collider
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four words: "Lab grown meat balls"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC sending a million condoms to Puerto Rico in Zika fight. Still unclear how they will get mosquitos to wear condoms
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
$1.4 million Plymouth Barracuda stolen. In other news, a Plymouth Barracuda can be worth $1.4 million
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isolated Indonesian village mistakes abandoned sex doll for angel. In fairness, it is an easy mistake to make since they've never seen an angel before either
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Being named after a Thundercats character isn't normal. But on meth it is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In West Virginia, if you want to share your voting experience on social media, you'll have to find some way other than taking a photo in the voting booth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Been living with your roommate for a while? Congratulations, you're married
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Hehe: More than 100 kids given too much nitrous oxide at University of Iowa dental school
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The remains of Captain James Cook's ship could possibly be off the coast of Rhode Island, no word on if there is a giant octopus near it and an evil family with a deformed member know anything about it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sex addicts reveal power bottom. Wait, no....rock bottom. Rock bottom
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: OSTraining Developer Courses. Make your own websites. Learn to use WordPress, Drupal, Joomla, and more. (Sponsored Link)
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old falls from huge window. Picking the right college gets harder and harder every year. (Caption on video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Italy, you never have to pay for food again
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cover up
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former FBI official admits to using confiscated drug money on cars and plastic surgery
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Jesus arrested. This is not a repeat of AD 32
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Whatsapp? After a judge cuts off the communications method used by a tenth of a billion Brazilians, a million Brazilians sign up for Telegraph. That's about a brazillion Brazilians
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dog runs 240 miles in twelve days to return home to his owners. Your dog guilts you into carrying him from the couch to the food dish and back
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman breaks 42-year silence on escaping serial killer/dreamboat Ted Bundy: "I thought he was going to kiss me, and instead he said, 'You know what? I'm going to kill you'"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
There's a really big stink over a yearbook photo with a student who could not think. He was dared to flash his rinky-dink, but now he sits in the clink
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, 38, dies "of a broken heart" less than 48 hours after his wife dies at age 40 in her sleep from a blood clot, leaving behind six children, ages 6, 9,11,13,17 and 20
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
If you run from the cops, jump in a river and they presume you've drowned, it's probably best to get farther away than the next county over during the intervening six weeks
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those stupid first class passengers with their free drinks and leg room make me want to punch somebody
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Unresolved environmental issues aside, this Keurig-like machine creates perfect, piping-hot, organic corn tortillas at the rate of one a minute. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY NOW
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Americans drink out of 'the worst thing that ever happened to beer'
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Bakery attempts delivery of freshly-toasted bread by setting semi containing 60,000 loaves on fire as it runs down the motorway
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Experts say Zika virus birth defects may be the "Tip of the Iceberg." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The patient sustained [redacted]"
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(Indy Week)
 
 
 
The folks who produce those clicklists such as "The 8 Best Restaurants in Virginia" haven't been to those restaurants. Or Virginia
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
That cruise ship that traveled between South Florida and Cuba finally arrived
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies charge man of many parts... goat parts
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hogan suing Gawker again, claiming that a site bold enough to publish a minute or so of his sex tape wasn't bold enough to reveal him a racist and had the National Enquirer do it
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this save
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
If you've ever lusted for reading the words "loudly fornicating" in the news, wait no further
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Princeton University professor posts resume of "failures" during his academic career, much to the delight of the internets
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shooting at New Jersey frat injures one. But the keg was okay
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Who's better at throwing shade...
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In preparation for Un's upcoming coronation and nuclear brag fest, Best Korea places Pyongyang on lockdown and bans all weddings and funerals due to security concerns
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz finally denounces the allegations that her husband is the Zodiac Killer. Which is exactly what the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The music industry just logged the largest growth year of the 21st century, which is strange because I was told that they were on the verge of being killed by piracy
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(WOKV Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Rescuing a dog from a hot car? That's a beatin' (with pics)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Motorcycles join guns as things impossible to get licenses for in DC
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(RealRadio FM)
 
 
 
Haywood Jablowme hits new personal record
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Norway figures out how to use the F-16 for something other than running rings around the F-35
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(Tyler Paper)
 
 
 
You know that nightmare where you can't move, you can't speak, you can't breathe but you're fully aware of everything about you? Meet one Brisa Alfaro who actually lived it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
54 weeks ago, they sat at the bottom of the Barclays Premier League table, facing almost certain relegation. In August, bookmakers put their odds of winning the League at 5000-1. Today, Leicester City did just that. Tag doesn't begin to cover it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bonjour, student-os
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Northern California authorities have arrested a 31-year-old Alabama man for allegedly wielding a machete after an argument over dog feces"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Okay, killing Osama bin Laden now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court decides to hear case on if cheerleader uniforms can be copyrighted, dream of seeing Supreme Court justices form pyramid one step closer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School in Scotland has 220 students who don't speak a word of comprehensible English. And not a single student is Scottish, that's why it's weird
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK nuclear power plant to be most expensive object on Earth, thus dethroning subby's ex-wife
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sues employer for trying to bore him to death
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Lesser miracles. Link goes to example
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for DUI on I-75. Minutes later, Florida man's sister arrives to make it a twofer
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman chases convicted video voyeur out of Target. Florida: He accidentally picked a repeat victim
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tired of lonely nights in empty fields? Boredom in the barn? This tall, dark, and handsome stud is hot to trot and ready to treat you, and your flank, like the royalty he is. Professional and discreet; in calls preferred, out calls negotiable
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Deputy Police Chief: I apologize if my racist, sexist emails and demands for profiling offended anyone. But, in fairness to me, they weren't supposed to be seen by the public
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Test company hired by Tennessee to test school kids failed tests to create test but still allowed to try to administer test and fails
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Selfie Taking 101: When posing with a pistol, do not confuse the button on your camera phone with the trigger on your gun
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Del Taco manager who brags about being the owner's son during obscenity-filled tirade about overlooked hot sauce packets and the likelihood of cellphone footage "going viral" finds out the answer is no on 1, yes on 2
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
University: "We should not have paid $17,570 for a dining hall table. It was a mistake"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom, you sacrificed for me, gave up countless hours raising me, and abandoned your youth on my behalf. And to repay you this Mother's Day, I've giving you...this crap
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man gets 32 years for multiple burglaries and a lack of imagination
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Sharks are interrupted by photographers while trying to enjoy a dugong in Brisbane. Sharks warn that the next interloper will become dessert. Subby's too lazy to find out what a dugong is
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If the lines at your local gas station seem a bit longer today, it has nothing to do with gas prices. It's just been 17 drawings since anyone won the Powerball, and the jackpot has climbed to a third of billion dollars
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Shouldn't have taken his stapler
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kit-Kat launches what is already being hailed as most disgusting flavor of all time
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Legendary pizza maker Burt Katz dies at 78. Pizza war threads declare truce in mourning
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: SuperNova 3G/4G LTE Hotspot & Free LTE Internet from FreedomPop. Oh my. I can't get past the '80s flashbacks. (Sponsored Link)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron says, the reason why he has no more to say to his wife, who already had two black eyes, was because he already told her twice. This did not go over well on Twitter
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when one of the leading spokesmen for sex offenders' civil rights is caught texting an underage boy
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
ISIS has released a hit list of 3,000 New Yorkers whose names they seemingly pulled at random from the phone book
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
So, you're on a flight and you see a mobile hotspot named "Mobile Detonation Device"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Join us all in wishing a happy 45th birthday to AMTRAK, the paste-eating second-grader of the train transportation world
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Turns out that the playground really IS trying to kill your children. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly informs his new employer he's 17 cm tall
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Inmates buying tiny cell phones by the buttload, Nixon's Waterloo, and Cmen from a Dmen: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/24 - 4/30
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In other words, "When the F-35 can handle unpaved runways and multiple attack runs in bad weather with low ceilings while staying in visual contact with troops, THEN it can replace the Warthog"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this New York City icon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Small Nebraska town does not want 1,100 new jobs there, because it would be a disturbance to their way of life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Fark Party - May 7th, 7pm - Lefty O'Douls
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
There have been 23 toddler shootings this year with top five pre-K gun club states being Georgia, Missouri, Texas, Michigan, and Florida
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In Alaska people fly their own planes, build their own homes, grow their own vegetables, fix their own engines, catch their own fish, cut down their own trees, hunt their own meat and can their own jam. So why not school their own children?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Taking a trip to Ibiza this summer? Bad news - They've just banned drinking in the street ... and that includes water
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Good luck explaining to your insurance company that you crashed your car on the highway because you were startled by a life-or-death struggle between a marten and a chicken
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you're the man sprinkling an unknown liquid on the food carts inside a Whole Foods Store, the FBI really wants to have a word with you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Climbers Alex Lowe and David Bridges declared the 1999-2016 tag-team hide-n-seek champions
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teen who recently made it as a firefighter continues overachieving by setting 18 arson fires in 2 weeks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Footage of Best Korea conducting air combat training is...you know what? Screw it. No headline would ever be as funny as the video itself
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Unlikely way to die: Riding a scooter in downtown Boston and being hit by a boat
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
But I don't understand. We just had the exterminator in to spray the apartment for bears about a week ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These baby squirrels hand-reared by volunteers after being made homeless when their tree was cut down will meet 110 percent of your cuteness quotient for the day
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
And the 'tough ass old man' award goes to the 72 year old who survived being trapped in earthquake rubble for 2 weeks
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to budget for a wedding ... that's not your own
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this passion from within
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Half of all adults say they've raided their kids' piggy banks for beer money
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Psychics claim cash is possessed, con victims out of $244,800
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photos apparently do not show Anne Frank's missing plane. Helen Keller unavailable for comment
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(asahi.com)
 
 
 
Among casualties of Japan earthquakes: the winding Road of Laputa, so nicknamed because of its striking resemblance to road in classic Hayao Miyazaki anime. "It was a holy ground for motorcyclists"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Duchess Kate shares photos of Princess Charlotte on her first birthday. Charlotte, sometimes you're just too damn cute
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create new paper money
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Half the world's farmed fish may be hard of hearing. Bet they didn't see that coming
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Be forewarned, Americans: Lyme disease is a... ticking time bomb
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Live from the Correspondent's dinner. In the red corner from Fox News we have Jesse "The Ambush" Watters and in the blue corner is Ryan "Reaper" Grim of the Huff Post. Let's get ready to rumble
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ You gotta jump down turn around truck a bale of ganja, gotta jump down turn around truck a bale of weed ♫
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dubai uses a 200mph Corvette C7 as a fire truck: "It can reach emergency sites faster than traditional heavy fire engines" (pics)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 20 hours of Information Technology Infrastructure Library training. Okay, someone tell me what the heck I'm looking at. Looks vaguely British. Maybe not a bad thing. (Sponsored Link)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Workers in Spain unearth MCCC pounds of Roman coins
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Walt Whitman, moonlighting as an advice columnist on "Manly Health" was a big proponent of neck beards and cold showers
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Today's 'Well alrighty then' headline: Pagans in prison allowed to celebrate festival of lactating sheep
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
In 1847, less than 16 years after the Trail of Tears, the all but penniless Choctaw Nation donated $170 - nearly $5,000 today - to complete strangers starving in the Irish Potato Famine. 168 years later, the Irish have not forgotten
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that the nice weather is here again, here's how not to fark up three of the most common handyman DIY jobs. Or you can drink five beers, watch the first half of a relevant YouTube video and grab the chain saw, like always
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's Photoshop theme: Something patriotic
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Late Night at the Quick Stop
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So here is something that might have bothered us all at one point or another: Who discovered coffee?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rev. Daniel Berrigan, 94, died as he lived, peacefully
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
In a statement that many Farkers can relate to, man tells police he makes inflammatory social media posts to help blow off steam
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(WBBJ TV West Tennessee)
 
 
 
Prophetess never saw it coming
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Some cops make the news because they save a baby from a burning car. Some cops leave their firearms and ammunition behind at McDonald's. Guess who made the news?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Camp Boggy Creek celebrates twenty years of memories, most of which involve Crenshaw, his suspenders, and the creature. The legend, it seems, will always continue
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in rainy Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My life goal is to eat a hot dog in every MLB stadium. What is your goal?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Fish house, fish house, rolly polly fish house. Fish house, fish house, arrest them up, yum
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Turns out Rick Snyder underestimated the time and cost of replacing Flint water lines. But $27 million is still pretty close to "$55 million and growing", right?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade watchers, 1969
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You're a special type of drunk when you start trying to make the ultimate wine slushie
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
"This is a combination of alcohol, testosterone, stupidity and firearms", and it's not Florida
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Childless woman thinks she deserves her own maternity leave so she can relax, unwind, and reflect on her life. Because everybody knows new mothers are always sitting around doing nothing but relaxing, unwinding, and reflecting
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man arrested for slowing down while driving. Florida: Because people behind him couldn't stop in time
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Newspaper reports gas hitting the largest daily increase in price since March 29 [Stupid] 8/10ths of a cent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy abduction
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The key to losing 250 lbs: "I just didn't eat anything I liked to eat"
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(The News (Poland))
 
 
 
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it"
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(FriedMayo.com)
 
 
 
Fried Mayonnaise? Why? Why would you DO that?
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
This house just oozes midnight in the garden of Fark and evil
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Truck hauling 42,000 pounds of ham bursts into flame. Firefighters respond with 1,000 gallons of mustard
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Baghdad
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
If you fall for the old Nigerian Prince scam, and then fall for the dead Irish relative scam, you might want to stop using the internet
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Nomad Pod: 1800 mAh iWatch charger. I'm going to name mine George. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia: "The US plane was flying with no transponder signal, forcing us to assume there was a space frog on board so our pilot had to, of course, do a barrel roll"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Errrrrrrrr.... I ain't no 'redneck' you 'hillbilly'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buenos Aires judge rules dancing illegal. Kevin Bacon en route
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Best Korea stepping up security after their very first bank robbery. In other news, someone actually had the stones to rob a bank in North Korea
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Not news: Pub landlady prosecuted for serving short measures. Fark: Six teaspoons of beer short
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption these two colorful birds
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(Some Tense Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this arriving couple
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(The Atlas Society)
 
 
 
Grab your martinis, your fancy gadgets, and your best disguises: this week in the Saturday Morning Book Thread we're looking for the best spy thrillers. Share your favorites...and feel free to chime in on proper martini preparation, too
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Listen up you DAMN humans, I am alien ROYAL, you tow my car and I WILL destroy planet EARTH
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If someone blocks your driveway, can you ram their car? Here comes the legalese
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of drinking beer this summer, why not try pulque, kvass, or palm wine? Then again, you could just drink beer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you get lost hiking in North Carolina and wind up in New Zealand, maybe hiking isn't your thing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eli the Bitey cat has English cousins, who knew?
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When confronted about your phony chiropractic and health supplement services being practiced out of a hotel room, shouting "cancel cancel cancel" won't magically turn off the camera or dissuade the reporter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Identical twins are now 100 years old and still going strong. They are inseparable and when asked about being famous they say "I don't think we're famous. I just think we're old"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines apologizes to concert musician for preventing her from bringing her violin on board, says next time she will be allowed, with no strings attached
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What, she was supposed to let them run around loose in the backyard? In the middle of the night?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
PG&E has said it spends $260 million a year to manage 50 million trees along its 134,000 miles of power lines. You had one job. To trim 50 million trees. One job
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
TEPCO admits its new Fukushima ice wall is not watertight because, well, it's ice
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
This might wreck all that you think you know about horned-helmeted Vikings
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Some Illinois cities are wrestling with how to best inform people that, "Hassert Blvd is Named After The Hassert Family NOT Dennis Hastert The former Speaker"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'Gigolo' star insures his penis for $1M. Because you never know what will happen when you shake your moneymaker
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
It's really dangerous to have guns in the home if kids live there. Especially if you're a burglar and you break into a house when an armed 11-year-old kid is there
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this incredible, edible egg
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google patents electronic device that would be injected into your freaking eyeball. Yeah, sure... people will be lined up around the block for that
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If Congress passes HB 2031, "Swatting" will cost you 20 years in prison. Because misusing law enforcement agencies to cause accidental deaths is something Congress wants no one but Congress to do
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Churchgoer gets into an argument over saving seats with Bibles. Asks "What are you going to do? Shoot me?"
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Drunken driver goes rogue, crashes into Alaska governor's mansion, then into Alaska Capitol; lipstick and pig missing from scene
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Some times when you a have a yearning to sink your teeth into a bearded seal, nothing else will satisfy you. This is not a euphemism for oral sex
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain celebrates five years of tweeting about Balls
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russian jet fighter pays back the U.S. for Tom Cruise's "Top Gun" fiasco, does barrel roll over U.S. reconnaissance plane
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
First you get sucker-punched for looking like Shia LaBeouf, then you get a loving voicemail from the man himself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Contrary to what the NRA says, you can get a gun license in New York City. You just have to pay a big fee, another for fingerprints, hire a few lawyers, oh, and bribing cops apparently helps, too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are unsafe nuclear plants, then there are plants so unsafe the country issues iodine pills to all citizens
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Man charged with animal neglect by keeping 62 ducks in the back of a van to complete the Florida Man challenge trifecta
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has decided that its 2015 airstrike on the Doctors Without Borders hospital was not a war crime. Also, the F-35 is a smashing success, its budget should be increased 50 percent, and it's not sexual harassment if you thought she wanted it
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What Canada considers worthy of a constitutional crisis: 14 cases of beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's attorney says a restraining order requested by his ex-fiancee is a publicity stunt. Almost as much of a publicity stunt as becoming engaged to Charlie Sheen
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(DCist)
 
 
 
In what could be a preview of a Trump election victory headline, gigantic cock moving to Pennsylvania Avenue
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this learning moment
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Fisherman: Nope, nope, NOPE... why don't you keep swimming alien sea monster and get off my line
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists say it was "probably" a "weasel" that sabotaged the Large Hadron Collider, and not some creature the collider transported to this dimension, with plans to kill us all. Probably
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan: "Welcome to our wonderful country." *looks directly at China* "Please don't fart while you are here"
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Hi I'm producing a documentary to heroize the man that murdered your husband in cold blood, would you like to be in it?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Self-professed time-traveler pretty sure he'll win U.S. presidency
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Outbreak of mumps confirmed at Harvard University. It's still the least harmful disease that you can get after a night at a Law Review mixer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Montana county looking to dispose Cold War-era commode kits, since they have no reason to go on keeping those things
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
In its latest USAF tests, only one of six F-35s made it into the air. The others had software glitches. At this point, the enemy could be flying WWI Fokkers and we'd be in trouble
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dozen police trapped in elevator need to call arch enemies to rescue them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ginger gene found to make those that have it appear younger, mainly by feeding off the souls from those around them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet hasn't yet killed the library. The question is, why hasn't it?
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(Luxury Launches)
 
 
 
Yachts are passe: For $10M you can now own your private seven carriage luxury train
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Idaho man sues state for $5M because he only follows Mosaic law, and there's nothing in the Ten Commandments that requires a license plate on his car
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(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
Brown in Texas? Speaking another language on a bus? All while wearing a turban? That's a 30 hour detention
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Man drives a stolen car, jumps into the Ohio River, and after going to the hospital he runs away naked from there. Police think he may be now looking for a duel with Florida Man
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man parks his car behind police van, raises his trunk to block the speed camera, celebrates by walking to the pub
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I did it to teach my son right from wrong. And also to try and move up in the world ranking for a chance at the title this fall (w/ video)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Call somebody a fat-bellied codhead? That's a £500 fine (with helpful picture of what a cod might look like)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Teen birth rates are at an all-time low, and no one knows why
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you spend so much time and money looking for a prom dress and then go to the event just to be asked to leave because it is 'too revealing'?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Korean-American gets ten years of hard labor after North Korean court finds him guilty of something or other
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah mom does Crossfit until day before she delivers her baby. Resulting posts fill up two thirds of Facebook's server farms
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
State Police would like to thank you for documenting and sharing evidence of your reckless driving
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Police-We totally shouted to him to drop his weapon before shooting him. Video-Na ah. No you didn't. Nope. Difficulty-They shot the hostage, not the kidnapper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man in Panda or hedgehog suit with chocolate bomb, arrives at TV station. Cops eat donuts, shoot, leave
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 10 years of Netflix premium subscription - enter to win contest. What's your favorite Netflix show that no one else seems to be watching? (Sponsored Link)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hi. I understand you have the equipment to test the purity of my cocaine.....officer
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are some of the most religious states in the nation. Curiously, they also have the highest teen birth rates in the nation
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
School cop who obviously doesn't read Fark investigates 13-year-old for counterfeiting after she tries to pay for lunch with a $2 bill
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police announce that Prince's death is now a criminal investigation
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forlorn piano
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump rally in Orange County offers a chance for peaceful discourse between two opposing sides... and by "peaceful discourse", I mean one squad car is totaled and bloody pro-Trump supporters are being peeled off the street
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Writer decides to literally follow her horoscope advice for a week and at the end of the experiment she had a newly created piece of art for her home, fresh henna on her arm, and enjoyed a meaningful encounter with her harmonica
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a bee pulling a nail out of a brick wall
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Graffiti discovered at Utah's Arches National Park may be irreparable. If only it had been done 5,000 years ago and then we'd all be celebrating the discovery of petroglyphs
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's never easy to leave a cult
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(Violinist.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilot refuses to let concert violinist bring her 1742 Guarneri violin on board "because I say so." Sad trombone
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Imagine being attacked by chickens? Better yet imagine being a baby echidna and being attacked by chickens...by the way: WTF is an ECHIDNA?
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Chicken wings. Serious business
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita police looking for a thief who stole $1,000 worth of Blue Man Suits. Includes helpful surveillance photo of suspect carrying Blue Man Laundry Basket
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The founder of K-Tel, a company that brought you the Miracle Brush, the Dial-o-Matic, the Mini Pop Kids, and a bazillion compilation albums has died. But wait, there's more...actually no, there is no more. Goodnight sales guy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, you got your Tinder in my Facebook. No, you got your Facebook in my Tinder. Ewwwwww
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
30 brands you're pronouncing wrong you New-tell-uh
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently it's good to be a top military official in North Korea under Kim Jong-un, what with the Pleasure Squad of 2000 North Korean girls servicing them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man arrested for shooting 16-year old over toilet paper. Maybe next time the teen will remember to replace the roll going over instead of under
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Judge rules the city of Seattle cannot rummage around in your garbage anymore
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Today's "naked man running through traffic" story is brought to us by San Antonio, Texas
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina Senate sends HB2 repeal bill to a committee that meets as often as transgender people actually commit assault in bathrooms
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely lakehouse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"KNOCK, KNOCK." "Who's there?" "HELLFIRE." "Hellfire who?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, Judge doesn't buy Omaha man's claim that he had NO IDEA what a rainbow flag stood for when he snatched it off his lesbian neighbor's house in the middle of the night, lit it on fire and paraded it in front of their house
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
For six weekends, beginning on Thursday at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, more than 2,000 pigeons will put on an avian-powered light show. Coo, Coo, Coooool
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After Boehner insults Ted Cruz by calling him a "miserable son of a biatch," Cruz tries to claim that he doesn't know Boehner and never worked with him, which is interesting since Cruz was once Boehner's attorney
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
'Human Centipede II' shown to high school class in Tennessee and no one is sure why
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Granny to celebrate 100th birthday with pole dance. Suck it Betty White
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought elephants could fly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Panda/hedgehog with a bomb shot leaving Fox
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So you're looking to impress with a nice dish to serve to some special guests. What's your go to? Wow us.. Here's your chance. And.. no, not just booze
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
UC Davis chancellor placed on leave in aftermath of web-scrubbing effort. University cops only had to pepper-spray her once to get her out of the administration building
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Texas church asks members to pay $500 to drink pesticide 'elixir' to cure erectile dysfunction"
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shutters
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man who says he is bipolar and suffers from anxiety disorder, agoraphobia and has anger problems goes to a bar and drinks a pint of moonshine and five margaritas. With predictable results
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Millennials going door to door for grass
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
This is why you don't order a prom dress from China. "A quilt with arm holes"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Click-bait may be killing real journalism, but on the brighter side, it's going to keep Fark afloat for decades to come
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Thanks junk food from the West, you've managed to infiltrate rural China and make their childhood obesity rates explode
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sitting on the dock of the bay / Watching my children sail away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cat rescued from tree following successful crowdfunding campaign
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(Metro)
 
 
 
World's tiniest cell phone is very popular with prison inmates, who are buying buttloads of them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How beer could help with weight loss *if you drink 3,500 pints per day
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in the Philippines, frontrunner candidate Rodrigo Duterte has said his first act as president will be to pardon himself for mass murder
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Since we're running out of clickbait story ideas, how about we do a Voltron of fearmongering article?" "RUN IT"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cops find a naked woman and a half naked man sleeping in the passenger seat of a car parked in a handicap spot. "When asked why he was parked, the man said, 'When the mood hits.' The man smelled like alcohol"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in controversies in other countries, Iceland was almost torn asunder by a bill on sauna nudity
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The deadliest white powder in existence is: A) Arsenic; B) Cocaine; C) Caffeine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It may be EZ Pass, but that does not mean you can skip out on $12,000 in tolls
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keysmart Key organizer. Made in Chicago. Gatekeeper not included. Wait. Chicago? (Sponsored Link)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see awesome but creepy abandoned amusement park pics? Of course you do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US sends ancient Buddhist sculpture to Pakistan where it'll be much safer
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Man gives up decade long search for an elusive cougar, also known as Steve French. Shoulda put some weed out for him
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You were supposed to kill the GOPHERS, not the golfers
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tomato
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Baltimore cops celebrate Freddy Gray shooting anniversary in predictable way
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Dog is great
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS footage reveals fighters as frightened, disorganised rabble
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea successfully launches another XSRBM (Extremely Short Range Ballistic Missile)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police lawyer: That video doesn't show my client stealing an expensive gold chain from that victim of police brutality. Victim's lawyer: ENHANCE
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Legally, it's not necrophilia if you're trying to conceive
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently the way to honor your dead fishing buddy is to use him as bait to land a monster catch ...at least for these guys
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Public Schools: We didn't get one dime of that $24 million in pot taxes promised to schools. State of Colorado: You didn't apply for it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you were on either JetBlue flight 583 or flight 584 on April 21, 2015, you don't know how lucky you are that you survived
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to throw a birthday party for your 'favorite' pothole to get the city to notice it and repair the road
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Air Force is planning to pit the F-35 against the A-10 in a series of "common sense, real world" tests to see which is better at close air support- just as soon as it, you know, stops raining, and they get the F-35s computers to reboot-again
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 573: "Tangled Up 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 27, 2016
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm an undercover police officer. We're recruiting agents for an undercover prostitution sting, and we'd like you to help. If you're willing to have sex for money, I'd like to check out your qualifications, if you know what I mean
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British telecom goes out to repair phone line, manages to give everybody in British town someone else's phone number: "It's a bizarre situation but thankfully we all more or less know each other, we were able to work out who had whose number"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The secret ingredient in making great wine? Cow skulls. Lots of cow skulls
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ironic tag flips over the desk, throws a chair and says, Fark it, I'm outta here. The audience shouts "Jerry, Jerry, JERRY JERRY"
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Trom-bones... get it?" "Jesus Carl, a man is dead"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dark cloud on the horizon
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Yard work is so boring, especially when you have to wait five hours for the bomb squad to clear out
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Donald J. Trump Elementary School in Austin, Texas has a nice ring to it, at least it has a less Confederate-y name than the Robert E. Lee Elementary School or that crazy Adolf Hitler suggestion
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
If you really want a mental health evaluation, there are better ways to get one than by ramming your car repeatedly into another car on the highway and screaming "ISIS" over and over. Just saying
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're an aspiring rap group, don't release a song about crimes you have actually committed
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Carrying a machete and a live chicken when greeting police? That's worth getting shot for - at least in Georgia
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And the 2016 award for nightmare fodder headline goes to
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out when homeless couple take a shower together
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The headline: "How I Found Love In a Sweaty Hole in the Wall." The article: Well, let's just say it doesn't live up to the headline
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Space X to send rocket capsules to Mars in the next two years. At this rate, we're going to have to launch a waste management rocket to Mars before any astronauts ever set foot there
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Good news if your vacation plans this summer include going to London to pelt Jew's cars with eggs and shout 'kill the Jews'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man tries to feed raccoon, learns valuable lesson about wildlife
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When planning a trip to Las Vegas, make sure you know the difference between the Birmingham, Alabama airport and the Birmingham, England airport
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Remember when your teenage daughter just wanted a nose or boob job? Yeah, times have changed
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against "malicious erections." Your inner 5-year-old approves
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
L.A. just identified another potential Manson family victim
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man on a sofa
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(Network World)
 
 
 
A Florida man hijacked a satellite and knocked HBO (and Sean Penn) off the air 30 years ago today. He was caught, but the consequences in 1986 were nothing like they'd be now
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Reebok makes "Alien Day" shoes mimicking the ones Ripley wore in the movie - but not in women's sizes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Huge mushroom cloud seen over Area 51. Stay safe, alien Farkers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicken farm holds impromptu fried chicken dinner after 100,000 birds go up in flames. "It smelled delicious"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Paper beats rock, scissors beat paper, rock beats cash register
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You don't know about the smells and sounds of gritty New York City until you've heard about them from a blind man
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer caught on camera eating incriminating breathalyzer report to save his client
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany changes from past approaches to dealing with cremated remains, which I think we can all agree is a good thing
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a difference between a prescription pain killer and a counterfeit one. About a hundred times difference
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Man who won't be nominee for President set to name running mate who won't be Vice-President
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky's most requested Christmas wish from kids? "Parole"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Marijuana suppositories have no strings attached
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Alberta blames epidemic of gonorrhea and syphilis on social media. FAST CLAP
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day five years ago, the greatest tornado outbreak in modern history went Full Alabama
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because you were asking for a $400 hair dryer, Dyson has you covered. No word on scrotum compatibility
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Baby goat in Malaysia born with human face. Gee, wonder how that happens
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Guess where the laziest cities in the U.S. are. Go on, guess
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
'Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh?' It's started
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you've got $8,000,000 you could buy a whole Nevada town, which comes with an airstrip, a diner, a casino, and a waitress named Debbie
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz possibly to remove his skin suit this afternoon
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you've just committed a robbery in DC, hopping the White House fence is not a good getaway plan
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We understand caring for the elderly can be tough. We also understand that it can be boring. But can you please NOT dress up dementia patients as Zombies or ask them if they are witches? KTHXBY
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man drives around police roadblock, crashes into medical helicopter because Florida
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Disney cruise ship rescues three federal fugitives at sea. Must now choose between working in diamond mine, being trapped in a lamp or being turned into pumpkins as punishment
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over stupid Yellowstone super volcano. There's a hip new stupid super volcano in town. And this time... it's out for potatoes
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Apps bundle for Mac - photo editing, 3D modeling, website WYSIWYG, record streaming music, & more. But no flying cars. I was promised flying cars (Sponsored Link)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like your relationships after three weeks, the Trump campaign is intentionally sending mixed signals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela moves to a 2-day work week. Your move, France
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