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Fri July 21, 2017
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
The dog-shooting cop's body camera video has been released, and it's proof he's a chickenshiat motherfarker
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
Boobies
 
"Open wide, now here comes your horrific boob job" (Some Not safe for work/Graphic images)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I can only walk 20 to 50 meters at a time. Pay me." "I can't walk on uneven ground. Pay me." "I suffer pain when walking long distances and need to sit down every 20 minutes. Pay me." ... "Oops, you probably shouldn't have seen that"
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Fark rankinged to be webcite having 6th most higher educatation amount by analyzation
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Pentagon study declares American empire is collapsing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Boston Strangler, Patty Hearst and OJ now working a Better Call Saul practice above a hair salon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Post-Brexit, British demand for Irish passports is through the roof. Here's a quick guide for Britons on how to pass for Irish
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Parents of Aurora Theater shooting victim sue ammo merchant. They were warned they would lose and end up paying the plaintiff's legal bills, but they sued anyway. Now they're bankrupt. Sad tag still applies because no one really wins
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(Some Biker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this levitating motorcycle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Airport sets aside parking spaces just for women: extra wide, painted pink, and each labeled with an image of a high heel shoe. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Chilies? In MY vagina?" It's more likely than you think ... if I catch you sleeping with my husband
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In D.C. for a robotics competition, 6 Burundians decide that returning to Burundi isn't really their thing
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns' stadium may contain flammable panels similar to the ones used on the London apartment building that caught fire and killed many people. But on the bright side, how many people go to see a Browns game
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked gunman fired over 200 rounds in rare sail-by shooting
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"Sampson told authorities she tried to set the house on fire to kill her girlfriend but denied threatening her girlfriend with a hunting knife"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man mistakes cemetery for farmer's market. "They were already having a horrible day, and this just made it more tragic"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple claim they can orgasm for up to 18 hours just from hugging. Little man in the boat unavailable for comment
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashion trend
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year-old found crawling on the roof of its house. Maybe it was bitten by a radioactive spider. I mean, it could happen, right?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cecil the Lion's son Xanda shot dead by trophy hunters two years after Minnesota dentist killed his father
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Juice is loose
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man who sued to marry his computer which he watched porn on sues to stop display of gay pride flag
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter how you cut it, people love stealing cheese
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY to DC in 29 minutes -- Elon Musk gets go-ahead for hyperloop
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Angry Florida man shoots out tires of AT&T trucks because they are parked too close to his home. Seems reasonable
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Husband set to join wife in prison for child sex crimes. Shouldn't the guards put a stop to that?
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The best part of waking up, is Viagra in your cup
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller is expanding Russia probe to include Trump's business transactions. Trump to fire Mueller in 3...2...1
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Man with machete fights man with garbage can. Winner takes on the winner of the tire iron-vs.-bag of dog poo bracket, while it's a bye week for the guy with the gun
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Plane makes unexpected landing in middle of moving traffic on Long Island road. "GET OFF THE ROAD, YA BUM"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anybody, but there is spider out there that looks like somebody sewed the head of bunny onto the body of a daddy longlegs
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French mayor of beach town forced to apologise for a rude plane banner that read "Go home f**king tourists" in English and Spanish
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Aren't you the punny one?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student posts note on why she's protesting her elite school by pooping on school property because the teachers are sh*tty. Poop
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans' alcoholic beverage of choice is ... Wait for it. BEER
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Released from the oppressive yoke of British rule 20 years ago, Hong Kong is now enjoying the freedom of living as part of China
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Don't like the apology letter from your ex-girlfriend? Simple, just grade it and send it back
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The 58-story Millennium Tower in San Francisco is sinking faster than ever. The top of the building is now leaning 14 inches towards the Sales Force Tower, having tilted another 2.5 inches in the first 6 months of 2017
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 637: "Come and Sit with Me". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 19, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby wombat born in Australian nature refuge
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Cop films himself planting evidence at crime scene (with video)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
We can't close our eyes to the plight of the city. Kids, are you noticing all this plight?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's Kyle MacLachlan making a "Twin Peaks" themed bento box on Japanese television
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
All I'm saying is, the point of a voodoo doll is kind of lost if you actually stick needles in the person themselves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former model pays to have four pints of fat injected into her buttocks for the Kim Kardashian look. Of course, if she really wants the whole package, she might consider having a few pints injected directly into her head
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Man robs doughnut store twice in one week. Truly, there can be no cruller crime
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline passenger upset when two extra feet of legroom appear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this egg cup holder
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This rehab clinic not only allows patients to smoke pot, but encourages it
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYPD cop breakdances in street with loaded gun on hip
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
In the event of emergency, your prosthetic leg can be used as a flotation device
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
5 year-old and 2 year-old crash car even though one steered and one worked the brakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Climate change could mean a much wetter California. Or slightly wetter. Also possible a much drier or somewhat drier California. Or a 100% snow-covered California, according to scientist who just wanted to be in the news today
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Family kicked off JetBlue flight after toddler kicked seat in front of them. Hmm, remind me again which side I'm supposed to be against?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tabasco comes out with a new sauce, "Scorpion." 20 times hotter than the original. Read about it on the left, argue about it on the right, all you Franks, Sriracha, Texas Pete's, Crystal, Original Louisiana, Tapatío, Valentina and Cholula lovers
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you drown during your river baptism do you go to heaven or hell?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trigger a massive, fleet-wide, multi-country "man overboard" drill because you ducked your watch? You'd better get down on your knees and thank your creator you are only standing in front of the Admiral's Mast and not a firing squad, sailor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a totem pole
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman shoots her boyfriend dead because he was in an online death cult and didn't want to pay his five dollars a month
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Saudi miniskirt woman will probably not be beaten. Probably
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Air conditioning technicians suggest you get your unit checked. Seriously? I check it religiously every day
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Head of the clean-up efforts at the Fukushima nuclear power plants, says the recovery from the disaster will nearly be complete once they dump nearly a million tons of radioactive waste into the Pacific Ocean
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
The good folks who brought you the Kalashnikov assault rifle have now created their own battle robot - which can learn from its experiences. But don't worry, Putin says it's perfectly safe
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-J
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pharmabro Martin "I hope to see you and your four children homeless" Shkreli is the gift that keeps on giving. Sort of like a human Herpes
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Giant squid landed in Dingle. Marine biologists investigating, hoping to find the angle of the dangle
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Notorious 86-year-old jewel thief who had decades of stealing valuable gems has been arrested stealing from Walmart. Oh, how the mighty have fallen
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Once again, dudes: do NOT send unsolicited dick picks to anyone. Especially a judge
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." ― Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Well, then; this is your Fark Writers Thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Teenager steals items from Auschwitz for her art project. Fark: an Israeli teenager. WTF: Hoping to stop Holocaust deniers
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Six cars of a freight train have gone off the rails in southwest Pennsylvania. Cars holding wheat, flour, and flammable materials overturned, proving that nothing good ever happens in Lower Turkeyfoot Township on the Hogback Road
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Crackdown proposed on bikini baristas. Look, if they're showing that, the bikini isn't doing anything
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Vinegar is the new roundup, but not in Idaho
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Do not be alarmed, continue swimming naked. [eats popcorn] Aw, c'mon, continue. Come on! Oh, all right, Lou, open fire"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationists Have Sold Ark Encounter. To Themselves. For $10. To Avoid Taxes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water park that divided by zero
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
World's best son who has dead sister and grieving mom issues, dresses like sister to please mom
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(The State)
 
 
 
Twelve-foot, 800-pound NOPE caught in SC lake. (with pic that may haunt your nightmares)
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Smokers, you're probably being discriminated against because smoking is bad and you should feel bad for smoking
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man is threatening to divorce his wife because: a) she doesn't love him, b) she has a totally different personality from him, or c) she wants to stop working as a prostitute
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Research shows many Christians - Evangelical Protestants in particular - say porn is always immoral, but watch it anyway
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(Fark)
 
 
 
5th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 19, 6pm. LAST CALL
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto condominium hotel joins the latest major trend in luxury accommodation: Removing Trump's name from your building
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canada ends brief ban on wine from Israel after whine from Israel
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cop who killed Australian yoga instructor shot her after being startled by a loud noise. I said, COP WHO KILLED AUSTRALIAN YOGA INSTRUCTOR SHOT HER AFTER BEING STARTLED BY A LOUD NOISE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 5.0 at Stone Brewing - Liberty Station in San Diego, Wednesday, July 19th, 7pm (local time)
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Decades before Sully and his flying computer took a calculated dip in the Hudson, Al Haynes and his United crew saved 185 people, using nothing but spit and thrust changes to land a doomed DC-10. RIP to the 111 who died, 28 years ago today
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois schools close for safety concerns... that snowflakes will stare at the sun during a solar eclipse
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In yet another barbaric "honor" killing, Muslim father in Israel kills his daughter because she was dating a Christian boy and planned to convert. No, wait, strike that, reverse it
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Tue July 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stupid reasons to divorce: #23 - Your spouse won't reply to your text messages
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jehovah's Witnesses vow to appeal the Russian court ruling that keeps them banned by going to a European court. Because Putin will totally listen
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Who shows up on beaches on French northern shores? / SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS / Leading the people to shout, "Zut alors" / SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS / If puzzling mysteries appeal much to you / Then click on the link here and check out the view
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't leave your cell phone and keys behind when robbing the Quick Stop
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle now offering a new bike stealing program after the failure of the previous one
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
City council: Oh, you want to put a Satanic monument next to the Christian one? Then, no. Nobody gets a monument
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the greatest superhero of all time coming to the rescue
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I know, it's hard to believe, but a toddler crawls around on the floor and eats stuff he or she ain't supposed to. Mum is amazed. Those darned toddlers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hundreds of villagers band together to raise £275,000 to buy their local pub after developers threaten to turn it into new housing. That's the spirit
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Officer praised for buying a bike for a guy who'd had his stolen is arrested for taking cash from people he pulled over
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(Independent)
 
 
 
♫♫ "Traveling through the town of Dundrum. A knife-welding man, he met a Muslim. He wanted to be stabby, he made him nervous, He calmed him down and made him breakfast" ♫ ♪
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know...Fart Taco is a pretty good name for your...oh wait
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don't worry, it's legal because she didn't have a permit to operate
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Italian sausage raining from the sky might be weird to you, but in Fark's favorite state, it's just Tuesday
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Two people missing since 1942 have been found frozen in a glacier. Nick Fury and Phil Coulson on their way to investigate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his magnificent hat
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
You really have to piss someone off for them to throw bed bugs into your house and light off fireworks under your car
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Activists decide best way to protect animal life is to release 30,000 predators next to a wildlife preservation area
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charlotte men are stuck in a fashion time warp, dressing identically in blue shirts, black shoes, and khakis as if were still 1995 when Larry Johnson was the bee's knees
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Just like running from bears, when running from an accident scene, you don't have to run fast - just faster than your six-year-old
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Goat: Fark this window. And fark this window and then fark this window in particular (w/video)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Riots to ensue as Heinz launches a promotion for the unthinkable in Chicago: "Chicago Dog Sauce" which is KETCHUP ON A HOT DOG
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Jet-setting former Thai monk wanted on child sex charge being sent home" is not something you see every day, unless you're here. Welcome to Fark
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Miniature brains found at grave site from Spanish Civil War of 1936-1939. Verifies suspicions about Fascists and Communists that fought there
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(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Police subdue naked man, accidentally light him on fire"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Puts the lie to the "I was in the pool" excuse
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(Independent)
 
Video
 
If you're doing a live news report, remember to stay away from the mimes. (with Not safe for work language)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia investigating the biggest threat to the country: A woman walking around town in a miniskirt
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good dog jumps into water to save drowning fawn. "Storm just plunged into the water and started swimming out to the fawn, grabbed it by the neck, and started swimming to shore." No word if dog rewarded with venison steak. (with video)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CSX gets railroaded
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The Doctor is a woman? Oh yeah, well so's your mom!
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thieves take 40 kg of prize-winning Cheddar from cheese show. Wallace and Grommit sought for questioning
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan has his 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes for his upcoming "Dunkirk" ruined by a critic from...CompuServe. Armond White nods approvingly
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(The State)
 
 
 
Too many of today's parents do everything for their children and shield them from learning life's hard lessons
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this completely not creepy at all doll
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof man that has stoped living. "See, told ya so" Was He jerking off or not. Reddit Says yes. Volcanologist looking for pyroclastic surge -OR- "hello, I am Pompeii Masturbator to salute and wait 1,938 years for eruption again" (Not safe for work)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Researchers announce breakthrough in curing MD paralysis in Jerry's Mice, meaning Jerry's Kids may be close behind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All hail the new overlord of the Independent Republic of Middlewatch - a pensioner pissed off about Brexit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A lot of people believe cops can get away with murder, especially when the victims are black. But apparently, shooting a teenager with an AR-15 while he's driving away from a noisy party (while your bodycam is recording) is going too far, even in Texas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Webb fails to break Hoffa's hide and seek record
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After battering Washington for the last six months, tropical storm Donnie heads for the Caribbean
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hello...person.How are...things?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Blue Whale suicide game takes another teen life. Sperm Whale suicide game may not be far behind, because, suicide and whales, amirite?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'll be in my lab ... and vice versa
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Hello? Police? I'm a drug dealer, and some scumbag stole a bag of cocaine and some cash from my car. What state do I live in? Florida, of course
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New Ford Fusions in Ohio are discovered to be fully equipped with the spare marijuana
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cosmo DiNardo, who confessed to killing 4 young men in PA last week, claims to have killed 2 other people in Philadelphia when he was 15
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(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, drinks brandy, eats muffins, then falls asleep naked in owner's bed. Meth- not even once
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(Daily Express)
 
NewsFlash
 
Stay safe, people of the north Pacific coasts, you've just had a massive 7.8 magnitude earthquake that has triggered tsunami warnings. Grab something that floats
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Babysitter arrested for breaking child's arm, hitting him with spatula for wetting his pants. On the bright side, at least she didn't break out the eggbeater and gravy boat
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boxers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Open House: Today's listing is a 7400sf, five-bedroom beauty with interior decor by a tea shop lady on acid (click through gallery for increasing insanity)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to piss on a Russian Typhoon-class submarine, here's your chance
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The biggest infrastructure problem in the US? Antarctica
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly claims autopilot made his Tesla tip over and sink into a swamp, thankfully he was rescued by Sir Lancelot and plans to try again
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Boat owners have the unusual obsession of using puns when naming their boats. Here's a collection of some of NJ's best and wurst
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creationists mock flat-earthers as idiots, say Bible isn't to be taken literally
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
"Nathan is failing his Video Game Class. Please let him stay up all night to play games. Signed, The School." Seems legit
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 'Game of Thrones' premiere just broke all of HBO's ratings records. Surely Ed Sheeran deserves the credit
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists name new species of dinosaur after Canadian icon. Behold the Hortonosaurus
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(Durango Herald)
 
 
 
Trucker looks outta the window, counts phone poles goin' by at the rate of four to the seventh power, puts two and two together, adds twelve and carries five; comes up with twenty-two thousand telephone poles an hour, spills 42K pounds of beer
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these 'Murican skiers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-07-09 to Sat 2017-07-15
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Elon Musk warns that artificial Intelligence is "the greatest risk we face as a civilization." Apparently 'someone' watched "The Terminator" a few too many times late at night
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Twin Cities' area police have escalated to shooting unarmed blonde yoga instructors
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You too can own your own Scottish island with a six-bed lighthouse cottage with no neighbors for only £325,000. The only catch is a murder that happened there 57 years ago
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may wonder why jet fighter ejection seats are built to work even if the plane is still on the ground. Wonder no more
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(Independent)
 
 
 
One of life's frustrations: having your bike stolen. One of life's great joys: stealing it back
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Her: "When you use [an] extension cord so you can plug your phone in while you're in the bath." Darwin: "You go, girl"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, I apologize for the two-hour delay but we are now on our way cruising at 36,000 feet and remarkably underweight. Oops that must mean we forgot the luggage
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Woman at mass shooting at gender-reveal party: I lost my baby. Police: No you didn't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Filing a false police report can result in jail time. Especially when you send fake texts that purport to be from some poor guy who didn't want to date you. Subby's just assuming
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has all the pricks on the outside. That, and they don't fall out of the sunroof while car surfing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Has Supreme Court Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. embraced the court's same-sex marriage decision that he so passionately protested two years ago? Maybe he finally met the right person?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
SETI project says we've been searching for aliens all wrong, we need to looking for their frigging lasers
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
I see your great Springfield tire fire and raise you the underground fire of Clairton, Pennsylvania
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this elephant statue
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
American Airlines plane evacuated after passenger passes gas. Subby swears he wasn't in North Carolina today
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There's something cool yet creepy when Garth Brooks offers to pay for your honeymoon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
His parents said he just needed to sleep. Then things got stupid. And tragic
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness, I thought cars could fly"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
First the good news: There is an Eco-friendly way of eliminating ticks off your property. Now the bad news: It involves bringing opossum onto your property
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Truck Function in Junction, what's your function? "Getting caught on wires and shuttin' down the city"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So it rained all day, you got the A/C on full blast, Junior's mowing the lawn because there's no way you're going out in that humidity - sounds like a good time to take the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's what drug dealers have to say after you've bought their lousy drugs to lower your dumbass intelligence
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Darwin: 7. People who ignored multiple flash flood warnings and went swimming anyway: 0
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this swamp king
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Aurora Borealis will be viewable in parts of the Midwest, and might even be visible in the kitchen
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Complaints about the ongoing Stockholm waste collectors' strike drop as residents begin to identify with the festering piles of garbage that have taken over their neighborhoods
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Memphis woman complains her doctor keeps calling her Aunt Jemima. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Workers repairing toilets aboard haunted luxury liner The Queen Mary rediscover long-forgotten room. No word yet on whether the Ghostbusters need to be called (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something into this pavilion
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sad: wedding cancelled. Bad: Hotel refuses to refund reception payment. Spiffy: Bride decides to donate food from reception to homeless. All $30,000 worth
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Welcome to the NYC 'Summer of Hell' transit trifecta, where even the rescue train got stuck rescuing stalled Amtrak and NJ Transit trains
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inmate who couldn't find a job because of the tattoo DEVAST8 across his face has now received 45 job offers but turned them down because he is waiting for the 'right' one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Yesterday is was pancakes vs. waffles (with an easy victory for waffles). Today we get serious: bacon vs. sausage. Let the great debate begin
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Llama rescued by Llovelland Search & Rescue, but his brother Bravado is stillll on the llam. Poor llittlle llllama, allll llost and allone
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Like vintage photos? Here are some showing what people in each state did during different time periods (deslided for your enjoyment)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Russia
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Technology giant plans mosquito invasion. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (One for each pic)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prison inmates are outraged that they can no longer smoke
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well this is exciting
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A year after the failed coup in Turkey, government celebrates anniversary by firing 7,400 police, soldiers and other public servants. Yeah, that should make things much better
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Farkers are heading for Punderdome 3000 in New York. So is that blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dominatrix invites medical students into her bondage dungeon to whip them into submission about the sex industry (not safe for work pics in sidebar)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this party
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer Camp
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So why are alligator attacks on the rise in Florida? Maybe some people just want to help the reptiles out by offering the gator aide
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl gets battery stuck up her nose for six months but she's fine now that it's been removed and she's learned not to do that again. However, now she does plan on sticking her fingers in a wall socket to see what that's like
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tanning Mom--who was arrested for taking her daughter to tanning salon--outraged after her daughter returned from school recess with a sunburn
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother and grandmother abduct a 5-year-old riding his bicycle
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
This stupid car doesn't even work and it is all over the news so you can have it back
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Idiot has six-hour daily commute
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Tow trucks refuse to remove homeless peoples' rat and flea-infested campers from Los Angeles streets. The job is so dirty no one wants it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US releases documents related to Operation Ajax
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Jesus, Jesus
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Mynd you, camel bites Kan be pretti nasti
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So who thought that peace with Farc would lead to lower cocaine production?
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(Scranton Times-Tribune)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen is only arrested after chasing after police car and that is when cops found the methamphetamine salts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bomb disposal squad called in to deal with live ammunition from the Second World War. Sorry, did I say Second World War? I meant the Seven Years' War
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lazy lump
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Chesapeake Bay area residents warned of waterspouts coming on shore. Eensy weensy spiders hardest hit
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
I'll see your 8-pound bass caught on a Buzz Lightyear pole and raise with a 381-pound dressed tuna caught by a 12-year-old
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First woman to win math's Fields Medal successfully divides by zero
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom blogger won't let son receive a perfect attendance award so she can make it all about her and what a great parent she is. Did you know she also has a book out too?
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(Googled it)
 
 
 
Photoshop this swimming bear
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(Optometry Today)
 
 
 
Not news: 67-year-old woman finally finds those 27 contact lenses she lost. News: they were all still in her eye, Fark: at the same time. UF: Possibly the first ever link to Optometry Today?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's useless debate: Pancakes vs Waffles (aka pancakes with abs)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
These guys drank a 61-year-old bottle of Coca-Cola. "Have you ever licked an old couch?"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
That's easy: the first is awesome, the second is awesome, and the third is awesome. Any more questions?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thousands sign up to clean sewage because they didn't read the wifi terms and conditions
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teen girl shoots mom in head, tries cleaning up blood, sets fire to house, then posts "I love you so much mom" on Facebook. Brilliant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about Fark's favorite state
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police help man escape his obsessive girlfriend, so she chases the police car that's taking him somewhere safe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Thousands dead, more injured, and no end in sight in The Dunkin' Donuts Hot Cup War
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"One of my favourite things to wear at the beach is sand. Or, as I like to call it, 'nature's glitter.'"
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Dry dock photos of USS Fitzgerald shows extent of damage below the waterline
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because they're spelled alike does not mean 'baseline' rhymes with 'Vaseline'
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Cops help administer CPR for over 30 minutes, saving a man's life. Almost submitted this with a snarky headline, but everyone's hard work deserves better
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On the positive side, at least United didn't beat up the dog
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One photographer's fight to document all the beasties for his Photo Ark. Clouded Leopard cub? Orangutan baby? Yes and yes. Coquerel's sifaka? I don't know what that is, but it's cute as hell
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter how much you think your job is cool, chances are you didn't get paid to spend 12 hours rescuing a baby elephant 9 miles off the coast of Sri Lanka
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Harvard committee proposes Groucho Marx rule for students: that they don't join any organizations that would have them as members
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is thinking big this week. Really big. We're looking for the best coffee table books (coffee table sold separately)
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's gettin' rough on the streets of Houston being an ambulance driver. Slashed brake lines, shot out windows by rival ambulance driver gangs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh shiat.... Nerd rage inbound.... Brace for impact
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
California's Supreme Court moves to make the bar exam easier to pass, because if there's one thing California needs, it's more lawyers
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawn care business owner told his lawn isn't big enough to operate
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop these vacationing pigeons
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TV station tweets photo of Black Lives Matter activist next to headline "Would-be robber arrives early at banks to find doors locked" ... which is pretty much par for the course for Idaho and Sinclair Broadcast Group
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wife calls skydiving company in an attempt to stop her husband's suicide. Aww chute
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh rats, it's time for Caturday already?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This idea is 20 years too late
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Awww... green golden retriever puppy. You know you want one
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you have to call the cops to your house 55 different times, then yes, on the 55th time they are allowed to use pepper spray
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Rabbinical students on summer visit to Montana dress like Native Americans, speak in fractured Yiddish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even if I had half the heart that this kid has I still couldn't complete a triathlon, but I guess that would be a quarter heart
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Porn site Kink.com is holding another prop sale. Get 'em while they're still warm
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's great to aspire to something, Florida Man, but 'skull-faced comic book level villain' is probably not a good goal
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Here in my wagon / I don't feel safest at all / I don't have any doors / It's the only way to live / In wagons
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Field of Fire Paintball Adventures takes their name a little too literally
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
NewsFlash
 
People trapped in large building fire in Honolulu
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
The important thing I think when you're caught in a drug deal is that you stare really intensely into the camera when you're booked, whether you're an insane Seth Green type or a fat Ray Liotta type
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mail thief arrested for attacking Milton officer, choosing to reign in hell instead of serving in heaven
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: red light camera tickets will still be sent to you even if you have an airtight alibi, such as being in jail for killing a cop
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chechen president says there are no gays in Chechnya. Goes on to say "We will put the whole world on its knees and screw it from behind"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cannibalistic Mormons are invading Washington, and eating everything in sight
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man asks Twitter if he should take his dog to the vet, but clearly he's just board
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
3500 dead voters cancel registrations in Colorado
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"If he shows up, you'll be looking for two dildos and a bottle of lotion," the cop advised
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Rule #1 of bank robbery: Check the opening times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxing afternoon
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Overweight Florida dog named Puff Pastry is trying to get his summer body back at boot camp and we're all rooting for him
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Handmade sign completely deters drug buyers, revitalizes neighborhood, and is newest superhero movie coming soon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman 1: I'm bored. Woman 2: Me too. Woman 1: You know what would be fun? Blackface. We can post pictures online and challenge followers to do it too. It can't possibly go wrong
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC: Most of you won't ever be successful because you eat bad food, don't take sabbaticals, and associate with mediocre people who lead "low quality" lives
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and Dangerous Chemicals
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
In a huge disappointment to Fark, this cop didn't beat, shoot or kill anyone. She donated a kidney to a child
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested for setting fire to tool store. Apparently, they were out of him
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Two homes destroyed as Land O'Lakes lives up to its name
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Photoshop this Electrolux
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Dogs can't be ring bearers, Italian judge decrees. True, they'd probably get distracted by cats on their way to Mordor
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"Sorry I'm late. I had to pull someone from a burning car"
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I've had it up to here with this shiat
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How to spend $2,082.60 at a Waffle House
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Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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If you're planning a trip to the Sierra-Nevada this summer, better call ahead
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Coffee consumption in Italy is governed by strict set of unofficial rules and customs, so if you visit and order a half-caf no foam soy latteccino with extra cinnamon and a twist of lemon, don't be surprised if they dismiss you with a wanking motion
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Texas now allows you to bring a sword to a gun fight
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Woman in Los Angeles earns the crowns for worst selfie ever. All the crowns
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Millennials fleeing Mississippi in droves, citing lack of jobs, endemic racism, the existence of actual civilization in other places
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
And the TD Garden organization would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
And now for your WTF moment of the day: Watch a bunch of Pikachus dance hypnotically around a vending machine. Obey them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lion seen nursing a baby leopard in the wild for the first time. Experts say the leopard should be big enough to start eating faces shortly
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Photoshop this sad face
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You might have smoked too much pot if you show up at the ER seeking medical help while hauling a trash bag full of pot. Just sayin'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Initial report shows the Air Canada plane that tried to do a Harrison Ford was the length of a single basketball court away from hitting the planes on the taxiway. Sorry, eh
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Trying to chew your way through the recording equipment in the back of the patrol car is not going to convince the officers of your innocence
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Venezuela could lose an entire generation
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you're awoken by a puma jumping into your bedroom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have honey running down your walls, it might be because of the 35,000 bees living in your apartment
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Terror attack on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. Multiple wounded. Video of the shootout at the link
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(US News)
 
 
 
A congresswoman trusted her aide to take a malfunctioning iPhone to the Apple store. He copied her nude photos and videos and shared them
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