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Sun August 30, 2015
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
93-year-old man finally gets his high school diploma. "I don't know what good it's going to do me from here on out"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Georgia's sea turtles shall rise again
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(CHEK)
 
 
 
Cops box in guy driving stolen big ass SUV. Guy: You think you can stop me? VROOM VROOM CRUNCH CRUNCH, arrivederci. w/vid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man all about peace
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Beggars' Banquet
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Blaming yourself for something you weren't responsible for is tough to get over. Blaming yourself for the death of Robert F. Kennedy as a 17-year-old just wanting to shake his hand and giving the assassin an opening is another
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Paranormal investigator spends over $30,000 on a killer VW
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Get out of that pool car, you're drunk
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Airliner downed by....... C) a champagne cork
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're afraid of heights, look away now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
101-year-old pilot and veteran of the Great Escape prison break in WWII dies, leaving only one survivor remaining. He was no ordinary Tom, Dick, or Harry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man uses mop to save girl dangling from apartment window
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The hemp industry in America is moving about as slowly as a stoner on the morning of 4/21
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Sat August 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now ladies and gentlemen if you look out the left and right sides of the aircraft you'll see fighter jets. And if you look to the front of the aircraft you'll see why we are being escorted by fighter jets
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Back in the '70s this deputy survived an encounter with a UFO. Includes picture of a very nice classic police car
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes a teacher pays with her own money items for the classroom. And other times it's the other way around
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since heroin isn't already life-threatening enough, some users needing that extra thrill are adding fentanyl, a painkiller used for patients recovering from massive surgery, to their drug of choice
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man with the "World's largest penis" says women are scared to have sex with him. He survives on social assistance, scavenges for food and materials from waste dumps, has no friends and wherever he goes people shun him
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fro
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old Virginia honor student sentenced to eleven years in prison for teaching ISIS how Bitcoins and encryption work
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother of the year robs three banks in thirty minutes to pay for her kid's graduation
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man taking a shot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stealing a truck from the loading dock at the jail that just released you is no way to get home from jail, son
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lottery winner: "Pay me." State of Illinois: "You'll have to wait until we get the budget in order"
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
"'Supermoons' are a by-product of an always-on media machine that demands a constant stream of things to comment on..." Now why does this sound familiar?
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Confederate flag? Check. Pick-up Truck? Check. Driving in a 'black neighborhood'? Check. Running over a 4-year-old child? Check. An angry mob coming to beat the crap out of you? Check (Some not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Erika continues to lose interest, may just fall into a depression as it visits Cuba
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's fire up the Fark Wayback Machine and revisit the Katrina discussion thread on this tenth anniversary of the storm making landfall. First post: "It's a hurricane"
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Let's all point and laugh at what parents in Highland Park, Texas call an ordeal. Bonus: strippers
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Finally, they've identified a surefire way to prevent hangovers. Hint: It has nothing to do with fancy concoctions
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Unless you're going to eat two and a half tons of it, scientists say go ahead and stuff your face with all the radioactive Fukushima tuna that you want
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(The Local)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced this historic archaeological artifact with a concrete picnic table. Let's see if anyone notices
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Coin George Washington flipped to see if he'd run for third term just to mess with John Adams up for auction
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cylinder servicer
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
University encouraging students to use gender-neutral pronouns like 'ze' and 'zirs'. Zut Zee Zuck?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than a grieving billionaire who lost his daughter to a drug overdose and now wants to use his fortune to conduct mandatory drug testing on all college students
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ya know how doctors say something is good for you, then it's bad for you, and then it's good for you again? You'll never guess what is now healthy for your heart
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Cat Hospital is the New Cat TV Soap Opera you'll be dying to see on Caturday
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Kicking 150 people out of your show for using their cell phones should now be known as Pulling a Kevin Hart
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
As if flying on one of America's toilets wasn't bad enough, United now blocks access to web sites with a clear lack of morals, such as the New York Times. Fox News and Drudge are 'A-Ok'
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you thought your day was bad, imagine getting stung by bees, then while recovering at the hospital, finding out your son had passed away
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. has the nation's worst traffic, with the gridlock times reaching 82 hours a year, not including Congress
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sacramental September Shindig, 9/11-9/13
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Memphis zoo is asking for the public to help name their ugly-ass 12-week-old red panda. Let's help them with suggestions
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Fri August 28, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it Friday already? Oh damn...quiz time again, and none of us studied
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable apparently can't even install cable without blowing something up
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Scientists 3D print a new beak for a toucan mistreated by a couple of fruit loops
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Farker's good friend, former colleague, and concept artist, Nate Temple, passed away suddenly. Link goes to a time-lapse video of him creating and narrating a concept for a game. His skill was amazing and the world is worse off for his loss
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(UPI)
 
 
 
What do you get when you have a quadcopter, a wind turbine and a Monk? Rhode Island
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Two sisters sentenced to be raped and paraded naked as punishment for their brother running off with a married woman from a higher caste
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Ecto Cooler is back -- in beer form. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Leather seats are available
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(Some Beakman)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two showoffs
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Goodyear plans to deflate cigar-shaped craft and upgrade to longer, more rigid units
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(io9)
 
 
 
16 astounding facts about the Short Circuit movies. Wait a second, there was a sequel? Better make that 17 then
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who tried to euthanize his dog with a knife and hammer ordered to work in animal shelter, apparently so he can learn how to do it right
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Good place to take your 7-year old: A baseball game. Bad place to take your 7-year old: On a ride to deliver a prostitute
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kids enter giant toilet, wearing poop hats, to learn about poop. Yep Japan
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(54)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We ran every single presidential candidate through some facial recognition software to determine their celebrity doppelgänger and, spoiler, Rick Perry is actually just Meryl Streep
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(LAist)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar Los Angeles hills
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts employee saves life of man training for Ironman competition. Never underestimate the power of donuts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's "good luck with that " news Ukraine is asking Russia to write off billions in Ukrainian debt it holds and sell them Gas at a reduced price this winter
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Dad complains his son's been sold two right-foot Transformers shoes. Optimus Prime of customer service responds with a picture and the best excuse ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something actually interesting for these photographers to shoot
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland university plans to eliminate textbooks to save students money
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Screaming Marmot shocks visitors to Blackcomb Mountain. Would also be an excellent band name
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tips on how to survive a mass shooting. Note: your massive, fleshy bulk will not stop bullets, and Hoverounds top out at 5mph
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kill -9 $(ps aux | grep isis_hacker | awk '{print $2}')
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pakistan may be building 20 new nuclear warheads per year. Sleep tight, everyone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out Alison Parker and Adam Ward were ultra racist: "We would say stuff like, 'The reporter's out in the field.' And he would look at us and say, 'What are you saying, cotton fields? That's racist'." Yeah, they totally had it coming
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Today's choices: A. Give up wine B. Give up sex or C. Give up whining about sex
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin vows to plant a settlement -- POW -- right on Mars' kisser
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(16)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You can buy anything on the Bulgarian black market, including drugs, women, guns, and even fully functional nuclear warheads. Cool... wait, WHAT?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The last Sumatran rhino in the U.S. is now being relocated to Indonesia to breed. Apparently his wife forced him to move after he met an Indonesian rhino on Ashley Madison
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
"He said: 'I was very surprised to find that it was 12.5 inches in circumference'...Now, Mr Chevin has become a celebrity on the road where he lives, with his neighbours all looking to get a peek"
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Drug dealers in Newburgh, New York use Jay & Silent Bob logic, figure that the best place to sell is right outside the rehab clinic
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(55)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Now that China's economy has been reduced to a couple of iPhone factories and the noodle shop from Kung Fu Panda, Beijing residents are astounded to see that the sky a) is blue, and b) doesn't have poisoned birds falling out of it
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Before you try to feed and shelter a homeless person, make sure it's not Reese Bobby- I mean make sure they're actually homeless
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"The way I see it, our son got into Harvard, Duke, and Penn. He has a job. He is relevant to the world. I only hope my life can be as relevant." Kind of impressive for a dead kid
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The author of over 70 books and hundreds of short stories asks the burning question: Can a Novelist Be Too Productive?
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Ninth Circuit Judge Marsha S. Berzon cites noted legal scholar John Oliver in court decision
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Imagine you're doing some home DIY, you knock through the floor, discover a safe and inside find $50,000 and a treasure hunt
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Orleans: We'll just go back to living below sea level. What could go wrong? Feds: Not a thing. Let's do what we did for the past hundred years, only bigger and more expensive. Science: (facepalm). Gulf of Mexico: NOM NOM NOM
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He tosses garbage, shouts, "F- -k you, richie F- -k you, richie" at residents, and uses the streets and sidewalks as his personal bathroom." No word yet on how often he visits the politics tab
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(139)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British woman gets rid of of four puppies in four years because they grew up to be dogs. With pic of soulless woman
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
One busted nut on an airplane won't get you into the Mile High Club, but it will cause $62.4 million in fire damage to an Air Force RC-135V reconnaissance jet
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(30)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Erika doesn't have the strength to upgrade to hurricane from tropical storm, but Florida will remain in the Cone of Concern, which is also the name of my Vanilla Ice cover band
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawyer: Please excuse this New Jersey teacher who was late to work 111 times in two years. Arbitrator: No problem
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(150)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Open bar. New Hotness: Weed bar (w/pics)
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans wouldn't know a good Mexican tortilla if it hit them in the face with a chancla
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(194)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Just because your job is to replenish ATMs doesn't mean you can treat them like your own personal ATMs
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(26)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man arrested after the test came back postive for meth. The test they did on his dog, that is
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(37)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop these essential scientific items
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman gets kicked out of coffee shop for wearing the Gatsby Swing Top
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy hailed for having UK's messiest bedroom. Parents thought the shame would change him. How wrong they were
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Neighborhood terrified of free candy
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(81)
 
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Best obit ever
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(62)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Unattractive men: Your purpose in life may be to help other guys get laid
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(137)
 
(NextGov)
 
 
 
NASA will launch drone strike on Tropical Storm Erika
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(25)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Old and tired: Fire drills. New hotness: Active shooter drills
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(77)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a cockroach in your ear?
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(51)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
FAA approves first commercial application of a paper airplane
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(39)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you can remember that you forgot, you probably don't have... er... um... dear, don't you look lovely
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Young goths "at risk of depression"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A grisly discovery has been made of 50 decomposing bodies found in an abandoned truck in Austria
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Some Phoenix residents upset that they were only given 30 years' notice that their neighborhood would be razed for a new freeway
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Thu August 27, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Sure, the World Air Guitar Championships are pointless, but the competitors don't fret
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(48)
 
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Bluto cannot understand why the Germans would be so insensitive as to name their new aircraft carrier after the one that bombed Pearl Harbor
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Blue Bell ice cream fans put down their forks, waddle over to their computers, collectively piss and moan about the company's re-introductory flavor choice
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(148)
 
(Know Your Meme)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Well, there's your problem
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(17)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Semi driver wanted for hit, hit, hit, hit and run accidents after striking four bridges along I-25 in Denver
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(58)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Bad: screaming baby. Good: breastfeed him to calm him down. Bad: while driving on I-5
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This guy went full potato salad. You never go full potato salad
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(58)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Okay: Flipping off your baby. Not Okay: Flipping off other people's babies
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Also known as the Frito-Lay market expansion map
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Don't taze me, drone
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Hipster ghosts manifest themselves in Sydney real estate ad, tell potential house buyers they won't be able to listen to any music or enjoy any beer without being silently judged by the spirit world
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Milkshake vs Smoothie.. Which drinkable treat wins? Give us your best combination for something healthy, something decadent, or both
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(154)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oooooh... Who looks like a castle not under the sea?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dangerously hot weather to hit California's Bay Area today: "A scorcher is predicted even in San Francisco with temperatures expected to hit 81 degrees." Whoa, 81 degrees? Stay safe, everyone
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(179)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Illegal loggers cut down much of the last Monarch butterfly wintering habitat in Mexico
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That low rumble in the frozen section is the 9th annual stampede for pumpkin cheesecake ice cream
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A closed after health inspectors find creatures with 2 more legs than a cow
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(56)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Hawaii: Aloha gas and oil. Don't let the door hit you in the grass skirt. Aloha renewable energy, Mahana
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
The Dismaland advert is bleak and soul-destroying and we still can't get tickets
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New Stationmaster of the Kishi train station in Wakayama, Japan reacts to her appointment by publicly licking her privates
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(22)
 
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
An Apple today put a burglar away
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(4)
 
(ABC 22 Dayton)
 
 
 
Today's confusing headline: "Sleeping Mom Destroys Home After Leaving Food On Stove"
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(47)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sheep shipment
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(19)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Awww hell of course you cash in your whole pension and travel the world if you're told you have cancer and six months to live ...it's not like you're going to need it later in life
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(47)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Remote hermitage now accepting applications for hermit. Note that this is presented for informational purposes only, as they require someone 'pure in spirit' and well, this is Fark
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He was one bad-ass mother farker: Frank E. Petersen Jr., who fought oppressive racism to become the first black aviator and the first black general in the Marine Corps has died at age 83
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(28)
 
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
"Sexiled" now THERE's a back to school word for you
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(57)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Millions in diamonds vanish from FOЯT КИOЖ
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(49)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What would happen if a tsunami hit the Mediterranean? Well here's a map that you can wade through to see ... just bring your tsunami galoshes
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(27)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
What has a green marijuana bud for a head, sports six-pack abs and wears a cape? Buddie, the Marijuana Mascot
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(75)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after eating three boiled toads to treat his skin disease probably should have tried the Eye of Newt soup first
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(22)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's "Go to your room" drunk, and then there "Jump overboard into Lake Michigan" drunk
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prince George's County Parks and Recreation centers: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious
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(39)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl being sued for €38,000 after causing skiing accident, faces terrible prospect of having her future allowances garnished
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(37)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Do you have a date with Destiny? The cops want to have a word with you
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New studies show that many drivers don't even use most of the advanced tech features of their cars, like voice-activated GPS or automatic parking. Although, to be fair, if you need to use automatic parking, you shouldn't be driving at all
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(83)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Peruvian police prevail in pursuit of plucky penguin
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(13)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Daycare center discovers 5 year olds aren't all that picky about what bus lines they get into
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(27)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The new Tesla is so good, it broke the Consumer Reports rating system with a score of 103%
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(92)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Army of macaques protect Chinese Air Force by destroying birds' nests. All parts of that sentence are true
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(21)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's been 3,594 days since Florida was struck by a hurricane. Can they make it 3,595?
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(67)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Woman, dogs, injured in rollover crash. This is why it takes a professional to train a dog, people
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(23)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
If you're going to propose to your girlfriend on a pier over the ocean, be sure to hold on tightly to the ring
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(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian bar sparks outrage after using naked women as fruit platters. Apparently there weren't enough low carb options (possibly Not safe for work)
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(127)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Ignoring a Federal order, Kentucky clerk refuses gay couple a wedding license for a third time
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(325)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Reuters employee sends random email to all 30,000+ employees at the company. ReplyAll-larity ensues Bonus: 'Recall Message' was used too
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(86)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet the homeschooling lobbyists that made one state legislator claim "they make the anti-vaxxers seem rational"
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(193)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you overlay the Shanghai Composite Index onto a map of Virginia, it matches almost perfectly. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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(40)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar continues his climb into Tiger Woods/Charlie Sheen territory, checks off the 'sex with a porn star' box
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(225)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hmm...what's that weird "tap tap tap" noise coming from the bedroom window? OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE, LOTS AND LOTS OF FIRE
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(75)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Youngest recipient of double-hand transplant returns home from hospital. Thumbs up
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(27)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
ISIS recruiter linked to Texas cartoon contest attack targeted in drone strike. No word if he died with a 'FOOOM' or 'KABLAAAM'
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(27)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you go wandering around and find two Torino Cobras in a brush
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(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"They lived"
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teenager shows his friends his brand new Air Jordans. His friends promptly steal them
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(63)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wake up SHEEPLE, war has almost broken out between Russia and the US 66 times in the last 18 months and your government has been keeping you in the dark ...until now
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(62)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Mounting gay marriage friction prior to pope's visit
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(23)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
People of the world need to learn a little about culture from the people of Beijing, because having fake bean sprouts grow out of your head is now a thing there
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(35)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Subway is re-launching its investigation into how much the company knew, if anything, about Jared Fogle's improprieties after numerous women claim they informed the company about his comments about boys and girls as young as 12
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(133)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Airport staff: Sir, we need to look inside your boots. Passenger: That's a crock. Airport staff: Yes it is. Male saltwater croc by the looks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman, Fark's favorite ground-stander, tweeted his opinion of yesterday's shooting in Virginia with the quiet dignity and grace we've come to expect of him
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(380)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Two female passengers brawl on Jet Blue flight using pepper spray and an eyebrow razor. At least neither one had a water bottle
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(71)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman sues adult movie company after she unknowingly let her brother enjoy the coming attraction
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(202)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD to start wearing body cams on Monday. But what they really want to do is direct
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Her Majesty The Queen in all her royal frippery
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(26)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
U.S. children outweigh those in Canada. Although we may fall behind in the classroom, apparently we still beat Canadian kids when it comes to the cafeteria
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(97)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
People are outraged by the NY Daily News' front-page showing the VA reporter being shot. Tag is for the NY Daily News (warning: link contains Not safe for work shooting pic)
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(193)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
This year's additions to the Oxford dictionary are weak sauce unless you're a fat shaming Redditor
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angry elephant kills trainer, steals three Chinese tourists
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(19)
 
(Governor Drew's State Police)
 
 
 
Kentucky man convicted of drug crime grabs bailiff's gun and kills himself after sentencing. If only the bailiff had been armed he could have stopped this senseless shooting
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(95)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You have no idea how groovy of a place Iran was in the 1970s before the Revolution. But maybe these photos can help you understand
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(132)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Thin young women more attractive than older fat women is the conclusion of a major scientific study funded by the Romero Institute
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(86)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you really want to increase property value, hope that a Hipster-Yuppie grocery store moves into your neighborhood
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(53)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Right now the US Coast Guard only has one Icebreaker. And that involves asking a woman what the name of her high school mascot was
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You have no idea how much dirt there is in your dust
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One of the two new baby pandas at the National Zoo has died
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(29)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For this student, the rent is too damn high
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(33)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
It turns out when you buy a lifetime warranty for a product, it only covers the span of the product's life, not the span of your life
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the Boy Scouts vote to admit gay scout leaders; Mormons decide they are not gonna take their ball and go home after all
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(59)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you have a semi-automatic rifle on this week's shopping list at Walmart, I have some disappointing news
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(178)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Comment card from Yellowstone Park visitors: "Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears"
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(147)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 538: "Bird's the Word" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What could be more tasteless than an American dentist shooting a lion just for fun? Not sure, but a $100 Lion-Killer Dentist Halloween costume complete with a blood-spattered smock and lion head has go to be at least a close second
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(113)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Raise your hand if you think it's a bad idea to drape a live rattlesnake around your neck for a selfie
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(69)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you're a ricer looking to vent out your road rage on someone, watch for other drivers with dash cameras. And please, don't put your phone number on the back window
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(135)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man dies from car crash he had 50 years ago. How slow was he driving?
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(18)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Only 0.2% of the 5.5 million female profiles on Ashley Madison belonged to actual, real women: "The overwhelming majority of men using Ashley Madison weren't having affairs. They were paying for a fantasy"
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(225)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: An accident waiting to happen
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(37)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The evolution of magazine covers--from restrained, tasteful artistry to gaudy eyesores stuffing every square inch with tits and ass and neon type. Notable exception: the New Yorker, which has been peering stuffily through its monocle for 90 years (Some Not safe for work content)
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(77)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court to County Clerk Kim Davis: STFU, GBTW, and start issuing marriage licenses to gay couples
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(186)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Jade Helm operation foiled, much like many Texan hats
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(90)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
'Listening neural network' could improve virtual assistants and search engines. Or simply be hilarious, since other examples of neural networks include Google Translate
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(20)
 
(Incredible Things)
 
 
 
OMG, everyone, Charlotte's back
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(40)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Harbor Seal Photobombs Milky Way Galaxy
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(31)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Apparently the "new" Country Crock margarine is, well, a Crock
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(208)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The government's surprisingly detailed description of mayonnaise. Come for the emulsified semisolid foodstuff, stay for the . . . okay, maybe that's not the best mental image
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(65)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC Housing Authority to tenant: Please be patient, we're dealing with a lot of shiat right now. Tenant to NYC Housing Authority: Funny you should mention that
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these divers
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(12)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman accused of selling her stolen sausage. Trust me, you do NOT want that to be a euphemism
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(37)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Family's Make-A-Wish trip to Disney World starts off with a resounding OOPS
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(19)
 
(Some Dog Guy)
 
 
 
It's National Dog Day and gosh darn doggit we're going to have Doggerday here. *Post puppy pics*
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(186)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Signs the judge doesn't like you: A) Sentences you to 12 life terms, B) And an additional 3,318 years, C) Served consecutively, D) Immediately follows up by saying "get the defendant out of my courtroom"
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(187)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest victim of Russia's war on Western imported goods: laundry detergent
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(36)
 
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Man who murdered news crew members live on the air has shot himself, is currently in critical condition. UPDATE: shooter has died
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(1411)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gay Pride parades not welcome in city where men in tight outfits routinely use long poles to push their boats through open sewers
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Latest well spent funding from N.S. Sherlock Institute shows children throwing away fruit, vegetables from school lunches. If only there were some sort of authoritarian guideline or parental control
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(83)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Next generation U2 is in the works. No word if Patrick Stewart will replace Bono
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
9/11 survivor from iconic "Dust Lady" photo succumbs to cancer at 42
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(66)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
It's always nice to welcome a newborn baby red panda into the world but do they have to be sooooooooo damn cute? D'awwwwwwwww
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I don't have time to invent a story for you today, so I'm just going to ask you a bunch of random questions about the Ashley Madison hack. What kind of advice should I seek from you?
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(51)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Virginia may be for lovers, but try not to do it on the front steps of a church
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(22)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Jelly Belly announces controversial new "distant cousin" flavor
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(59)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
South American tire shipment yields 425 lbs of cocaine. Must have been white walls
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(20)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
IHOP into the kitchen freezer
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Uber is now running bus service. What a twist
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(72)
 
(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
A cop, corrections employee and inmate all share something and it's not a coke
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(32)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Parents upset to discover their children were forced to play airport at school
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will they be drunk? Will they go on sale in their stores? Will they be thrown out? The fate of 1,404 rare bottles of wine will be determined by judges in Pennsylvania
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Ben's bongs are behind. Say that five times fast
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(31)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Well, there's one bright spot over the possible economic meltdown and chaos roiling markets across the globe: traffic will improve
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(10)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Dozens of North Korean subs that disappeared off South Korea's military radar on Monday have now started returning to bases
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(121)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It appears, after all, that there is a relationship between Skittles and neighbourhood crime
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Science can now predict how likely a man is to murder his wife, and get the fark away from those kitchen knives, you sick freak
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(45)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked, stoned and crashing into utility poles is no way to go through life, young lady. Well, at least not the crashing into utility poles thing
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(43)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Keiffer Beach says he never had any problems flying his Confederate flag outside of his Silverleaf Drive home until last week when someone took it and then burned it
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(169)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Two million pounds of turkey bacon recalled over the contradiction
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(42)
 
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shots fired during live TV interview. TV station interviewer and photographer dead. Police still looking for the suspect
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(1439)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slightly unusual teddy bear
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(22)
 
(TropicWx Hurricane Page)
 
 
 
From a New Orleans Farker on the 10th anniversary of Katrina: Thank you
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the third day in a row, China's stock market is taking a huge hit, sending the country into chaos. I'll bet this is all Mothra's fault
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(117)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If your dog jumps into a hot spring, let it go man, it's gone
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(118)
 
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Soon it could be illegal for your nine-year-old to fire an automatic weapon
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(132)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
You're gonna cost your boss $16 billion this year on fantasy football, so you might want to rethink asking for that raise
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 33 best burritos in America. TFD knows better than that
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(105)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
"You see this construction site is a bad mutha..." "SHUT YO' MOUTH." "But I'm talking about shaft." "Then we can dig it"
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oshkosh wins $30 billion contract to build Humvee successor JTLV. B'gosh
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(64)
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Voter ID is totally not about keeping the poors from voting, because the poors can get driver's licenses. Oh BTW, we're closing most of the driver's license offices because of, um, budget cuts
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(131)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman describes her accidental self-imposed "vaginjury" so others can laugh and learn from her mistake (sfw)
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish model condemns 'absurd' fashion industry after agencies criticize her wide hips, sharp knees
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(73)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Home is where the cart is
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(16)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado District Judge Martinez: "Courthouse demonstrations are forbidden." City Attorney Martinez: "Don't arrest demonstrators." U. S. District Judge Martinez: "You're overruled, Martinez." Mexican trifecta complete
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(42)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dr. Red Duke hangs up his hat
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
LP 800 - Look, Dick, look. See Jane phayle. LGT 799
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(1354)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Genius tampers with red light cameras and posts it on YouTube. Guess who paid him a visit
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(61)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
StarKist might owe you compensation to the tuna $25
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(101)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Scientists mapping sea floor off Australian coast discover underwater reef that rivals its Wonder of the World neighbor
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(41)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do not try to friend your doctor on Facebook
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Jesus's wife has been discovered in ancient scrolls
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(Estately)
 
 
 
Map shows which U.S. states have a browser history most similarly embarrassing to your own. Good luck with that penis enlargement, Mississippi
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Our species is so efficient at kill, kill, KILL that scientists are now calling us savages "super predators"
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak... and a beer
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Photoshop these wings onto someone interesting
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Good news, Michigan: Wayne County's credit rating has just been upgraded to 'junk bond'
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
If 19 DUIs aren't enough to permanently suspend a person's license, maybe 20 are
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Identity theft can be committed with the stroke of a pen. Rarely does it involve actual stroke victims
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Two questions about this theme park ride: Are women really orgasming on it, and how easy would it be to build one in my backyard?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
If you're dressing up in a hooded cloak and leaving raw meat at a children's playground in Gastonia, NC, the police would sorta like to talk to you. So would a couple of horror movie directors
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Fourteen arrested in Morocco for trying to recruit for ISIS, violating NBA rules in the off-season
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Drought in Poland has led to the discovery of WWII Soviet ghost soldiers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Planning to bbq some burgers and 'dogs on the grill this holiday weekend? Good, good. Enjoy. And don't worry too much about whether all that tasty charring might be giving you cancer. It's probably not. Probably
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And the most hated car in America is
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"Sad songs on tiny violins" on heavy rotation around the world after 24 multi-billionaires saw their fortunes decline by more than $1 billion on Monday
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Dr. Heiney arrested for fondling patients
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
If shampoo will not get rid of lice, you can always hire a hit man to kill the homeless person who gave it to you
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Thief #1: Steal the Porsche, leave the Nikes. Thief #2: Wait, I want the Nikes
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Witnesses tried to rescue drowning man, but it was either Singh or swim
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Woman sees Trump's face in tub of butter. Jesus, Virgin Mary reportedly inconsolable
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Kansas public school takes down portrait of Jesus. "I think Jesus being there didn't hurt a thing," said 22-year-old fur trapper and former student Cody Busby." Wait - FUR TRAPPER?
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NJ ranked #1 for number of residents most likely to be nude at home. Now consider what goes on behind closed doors at the governor's mansion and - oh, is that your lunch again?
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Man finds out that having his penis injected with fix-a-flat will not improve his love life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this graphed notepad
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After five year investigation, Feds are able to determine that "Rentboy.com" is actually a front for gay prostitution
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a fourteen-year-old girl at a lemonade stand, don't try to convince her to get in your van, you sick bastard
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Washington State would like you to know that it's Free Parks day. Vehicle access is free provided you don't block the fire trucks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
6 financial milestones to hit while you're in your 30s to ensure you're well prepared for the future. Or, 6 reasons why you're going to be living in a refrigerator box when you're 60
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Mother groped in park in sixth recent attack. She really should avoid that park
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Is it over for the "man bun"?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian man finally finds car after having forgotten where he parked it three weeks ago. Here's hoping he hasn't lost his keys
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Santa Claus does in the off-season? Apparently, it involves getting drunk and starting fights with security guards
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(Some Chucker)
 
 
 
Woodchucks are going after senior citizens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you were dumb enough to sign up for your Ashley Madison account using your ".gov" email address, you are about to be in a world of hurt
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Professor Obvious says: adding trees to a neighborhood makes it a healthier place to live
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
'Murica, the land where you can deep-fry just about anything
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for planning a drone strike on a Maryland state prison
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You know all those amazingly clever, snark-filled and witty retorts you use to take down telemarketers and robo-callers when they dare to call you? Yeah, you're only making them stronger
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Incoming Duke freshman can't read
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Pig's milk cheese is tasty, but it won't make you rich." Well, not with that attitude it won't
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eh, it was worth a try
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
One-star Yelp reviews of America's National Parks will have you rolling in the campground fire
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Although the massive wildfire in Washington is ravaging the landscape, the good news is that it's giving Montana, North and South Dakota, Minnesota, and Wisconsin some killer sunsets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Antibacterial cleaning wipes can spread deadly bacteria
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The idea, if you're an air traffic controller dealing with a pilot in distress, is to direct the troubled plane to a runway that actually exists
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just remember, if you are tempted to enter "staff member farked up as usual" on to a client's discount receipt, just make sure you do it in a country with a sense of humor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Six rules for shopping at hipster grocer Trader Joe's. Because World Market, Whole Foods, and Meijer are all too mainstream
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Americans stocking up before a weapons ban goes into place that would infringe their Second Amendment rights. Specifically, flamethrowers
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
When the levee breaks, Sacramento you gotta move
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lion near where Cecil lives decides not to wait for the inevitable, attacks and kills guide before he can be killed. Begun the safari wars have
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this suspended spacecraft
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Now that we've celebrated and decorated the American heroes of the French rail attack, we'd like to remind you to be afraid. Be very afraid
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
US Army SOCOM publishes white paper detailing project to strap an ACME rocket to the back of a K-9 unit wardog to transport it to combat faster
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russia shuts down Wikipedia, plan on replacing it with a state-sponsored version. You know, so people don't get their facts about Russia wrong
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You want a tip after I had to wait an hour for my order? LOL
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Inspector Clouseau has been reincarnated as a teenage version of Cato
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite computer security expert: The Ashley Madison hack was an inside job done by a lone-wolf female employee with an axe to grind
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(The Nanfang)
 
 
 
Woman stopped by security at Beijing Airport, makes Farkers everywhere proud
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(The Local)
 
 
 
31-year old Danish man convicted for drawing dozens of small penises on walls and display furniture at local IKEA. Pænis
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In a move that Ray Charles could see coming, at least five lawsuits seeking class action status have been filed against Ashley Madison totaling over half a billion dollars
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, a definitive ranking of the best and worst series finales OF ALL TIME. I've got some Bad News for you Dexter and Firefly fans out there. Not you, though, Breaking Bad fans, you're cool
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You can buy gas for under $2 a gallon in at least 12 states right now .... and counting
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In Los Angeles, unlicensed marijuana stores pop up like weeds
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Not news: Pothole in Detroit road. Kinda news: It's huge, and has been there for years. Fark: Neighbors turn it into a fishing hole
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Aging baby boomers get another reboot: the sippy cup
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The stock market crash is great news for Walmart
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One in five senior citizens is consuming an unsafe level of alcohol, yelling at clouds, telling kids to get off their lawns
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Mon August 24, 2015
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New swimming school in Toronto offers lessons for mermaids. Instructors are paid scale
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists reprogram cancer cells back to "normal". Why stop there? Turn that lymphoma into laser-beam eyes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Interactive time-lapse shows how the world was blackened with panic over the "Black Monday" market crash
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Vintage tank claims one more casualty more than 70 years after it was made
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
War, HUH, what is it good for? A cleaner atmosphere
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
104-year-old dandy doesn't mind if you call him a hipster with his homburg hat, round glasses, rolled-up jeans, bow tie and man-satchel. "I've always dressed like this"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Netflix to launch in Japan which can only mean that Orange Is The New Tentacle
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dirty dancing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a dog growing in a hedge of bushes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Hypocrites, schadenfreude and fahrvergnügen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The takeaway here is that some people keep $2 million worth of gold and silver bars and rare coins in unlocked spare bedrooms
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Welcome to Penis Island. Watch your step
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Why yes, I DID say cross dressing, death metal singing wrestler from Australia all in the same sentence
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Impress your friends and family with your new degree, purchased from Craigslist
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Time Warner Cable CEO claims his company is the "Mercedes Benz of cable". Which makes sense because it's expensive and his customers spend most of their time trying to fix it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NYSE implements Rule 48, which is like Order 66 except that your life savings gets murdered in a more orderly fashion
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia's Dominion Power would like to thank all of its captive customers who can't switch to any other companies for agreeing to rate hikes that allow them to finance politically connected charities and donors
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Damian McBride offers three point guide for surviving the economic crash: Step 1 - Stock up on canned goods and bottled water. Step 2 - Get cash. Step 3 - Do not watch any of his movies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mythbusters answers the question: Are hands-free cellphones really safer for driving? Short answer: No, dumbass, hang up and drive
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Burglar spots fire hazard during break-in and calls 911. Jailarity ensues
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's probably best if you don't leave cash for your house deposit in a backpack at your table while you stand in line to order food
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Photoshop this man with the fans
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A scintillating look at the inside secrets behind the complicated processes hotels use to make sure strangers don't charge drinks to your room. Hint: It starts with checking your ID, and then ... well, that's pretty much it, actually
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Many people stop at Chicago landmarks like Wrigley Field and the store from High Fidelity. Others just whiz right by them
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida has lots of beautiful places to take selfies: the roof of a Maryland Fried Chicken, for instance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guatemalan children forced to work at Ohio egg farm were not allowed to free range
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
You know it's going to be one of those nights when the customer starts with, "My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soy, onions, peppers and GM foods" (some not safe for work language in article)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at Washington, Pennsylvania--ground zero of America's new heroin epidemic. "I'd be glad to have the crack epidemic back"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Christian business owner taps into his inner Jesus and closes his factory after workers vote to unionize because unions are against his religious beliefs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You may have to be at the gym in 26 minutes, but your trainer might not be working there anymore when you arrive because he couldn't get his government certification. Thanks, Obama
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Urinating Nazis. I hate urinating Nazis
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Anakin is one of the 'top baby names' in the US, conclusively proving that it's time for that sweet, cleansing fire of nuclear annihilation
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS state migration data: taxpayers flock to Texas & Florida, flee from New York, Illinois & California. Will that help Rick Perry or Jeb Bush migrate to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison's tagline "Life is short" turns out to be accurate for two hacked customers
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(161)
 
(Indy Week)
 
 
 
Police find drugs at Phish show. 'Obvious' tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(79)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Those who thwarted the French train attack receive the highest French honor: The Yellow Chicken of Bravery
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(186)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Google Street View captures a rare glimpse of the rolling hills of Cancun (not safe for work)
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burning Man update: Gross, disease-ridden creatures starting to swarm. But hey, at least the bugs are gone
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Seaplane. Seaplane crash. Crash plane crash
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(36)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Down Syndrome replacement parts to be taken off the market in Ohio
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(146)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Chinese paper tiger is crashing like a house of cards
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(496)
 
(Chosun (Korea))
 
 
 
There's a little bit of "ohhhh shiat" going on on the Korean peninsula as 50 N. Korean subs vanish from U.S. and S. Korean radar
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(529)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ginormous cone-shaped art thingie
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Quiverfull pastor who counts the Duggars as his parishioners warns married couples to "have lots of sex or risk losing your partner to the sexual revolution"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle pleads guilty to getting into smaller pants, Jesus paves, and we'll always have Paris: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/16 - 8/22
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making us think Dismaland tickets existed online
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(46)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A reading club group say they were humiliated after getting kicked off a train tour of Napa Valley for laughing too loud. Maybe they should have some cheese with their whine
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Those Stingrays that are so advanced that we can't mention them in court lest the terrorists find out? We'd never waste their capabilities on petty theft and vandalism cases. Otherwise we might have to talk about them in court
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I used to be ashamed of drinking alone. Until I discovered the joys of virtual wine tasting
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(33)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
For years, minorities were arrested and jailed at disproportionate rates on marijuana-related charges. So it only makes sense that as marijuana become a legal industry, minorities reap the majority of the benefits
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(57)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Steal potato chips from a child's plate? That's a stabbin'
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(22)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Horse falls from trailer onto highway. Police say the trailer may have been (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) un-stable
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Mexicans get a dinner check with "you farking Mexicans" printed on it. Fark: in a Mexican restaurant owned and operated by Mexicans
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Sun August 23, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ISIS continues its quest to erase ancient historical sites
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(211)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steely-eyed glare
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(51)
 
(My Fox Memphis)
 
 
 
School district says "Fark this," bans all flags. Betsy Ross weeps
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(203)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Caught 'em all
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss Army: Mission Accomplished
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(38)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing bagpipes. Oh and there may have been shots fired from elementary school roof
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(47)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
French train gunman planned to rob passengers and isn't an Islamic extremist, says his lawyer. Well, there you go. That makes it all right then
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(110)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Air show crash trifecta now in play as Swiss Air Show death toll stands at 1 with 2 injured
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All it takes is being cut from their home by firefighters using a giant net to REALLY convince the average 900-pound person to lose some weight: "Bowman tearfully said she felt like part of a 'three-ring circus' during the embarrassing event" (pics)
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Photoshop this morning joe
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Lettuce is useless: It's a vehicle to transport refrigerated water from farm to dinner table
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Home next to university welcomes students on move-in day with banners reading: "Hope your baby girl is ready for a good time." "Freshman daughter drop off." "Go ahead and drop off mom too"
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I guess it says "helf"
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