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Thu April 17, 2014
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nebraska elementary school gives fifth graders nine rules for how to deal with bullies, such as "Treat the bully like they're trying to help you" and "never, ever tell on them"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This should be easy: Can you spot the gold digger from these photos? Hint: Just look for high maintenance in their eyes
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
85,000 hours of British Pathé footage now up on YouTube? Right, there goes the chance you were going to do anything productive for the rest of the week...month...year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, what would happen if you were convicted of a crime and told to await instructions on when and where to report to prison, and then those instructions never came?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot and Snowden make their first official TV appearance together to discuss how free Russia is and how terrible the US is
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(73)
 
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Mayor who "kind of agreed" with white supremacist that murdered three people in Kansas City finds out his constituents "kind of agree" that he should resign or be impeached
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NJ man re-enacts famous "Samurai Delicatessen" skit
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: The Most Haunted Place In The World. News: It's For Sale. FARK: The core of the island is literally human remains
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preacher born with no arms or legs spreads anti-bullying message by going on a 10,000 hugs tour. His first idea was reportedly a 10,000 fistbumps tour, but that proved logistically impossible
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you weirdos dress Sir Whiskerlickens von Fluffybutt in people clothes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Only one lifeboat was deployed from sinking ferry in South Korea. Guess who was aboard
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Suspected US drone strikes are affecting the Yemeni psyche to the point where they think the drones are checking out their women, although if that was the case we'd have drones all over Sweden instead
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
WAR. Huh, good God: What is it good for? Absolutely four things, say it again
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Let's play guess that disease (possibly Not safe for work)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Georgia Supreme Court to rule whether potato guns converted into pipe bombs are consistent with safe work environments
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Seeing Jesus in toast. New hotness: Seeing Jesus from space
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Putin: What? There are no Russian troops in Ukraine. Those that you think are Russian are our cousins, Prussians. Yeah....Prussians. END COMMUNICATION
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this store, you buy it, you break it
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Unsettling video shows largest gathering of al Qaeda members in years. Summer reunion tour expected to be a blast
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Final, ultimate proof that feminist women really, really have no idea what it is that they want. Oh, and it involves getting naked with other women
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC 'Mayor' hauled off to Bellevue for trying to run city, stalk ex-mayor Bloomberg
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man has car stolen and it is quickly sold to someone else. The victim and the guy that bought the car meet leaving the victim to just give it to the man who bought the car as he needed it more than the victim did.... Wait, what?
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Normally, getting pumped up and doing a lot of reps will not get you kicked out of the gym. Unless they are one-handed reps
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying that public television in Norway is boring, but their hottest shows around feature a train winding through the countryside, a ship navigating the fjords, and an eight-hour knitting extravaganza
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter gave me PTSD. I am harassed because I am a femnist. I keep going on Twitter and it keeps giving me PTSD. One person even collects my tweets in Storify. I have PTSD now. I am bedridden #PTSD
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gunman steals Master Key from postal worker, which will allow him to unlock the dungeon treasure and upgrade from red to blue mail
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zentai. From the culture that brought you tentacle porn (SFW)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your camera is racist
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sizzling selfie
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(White House)
 
 
 
Want to see exactly where your 2013 tax dollars are being spent? The White House is here to help
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Should Iowa's gun law let under age 14 kids fire handguns? Short answer: No. Long answer: Hell no, no way, no how... Just no
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hmm. 400% increase in antidepressant use since the 80s... Huge increase in autism since the 80s... Autism begins in early pregnancy... It's almost like... Naw. It has to be vaccines
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sharknado. New hotness: Jellyfishnado. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's Jesus vs. Devil in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man describes "pounding sensation" he felt after being bitten by a poisonous snake, admits the experience left him quite rattled
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(10 News)
 
 
 
"What we think happened was the mom had the babies and she put them in a safe spot ... and she left. Then they got boxed up and they got shipped." Don't worry it's got a happy ending
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Out of everything to be afraid of in Florida (alligators, sinkholes, guns, crazy moms), a woman jumped out of a moving truck after seeing a lizard
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge does a double take after learning Edward Cocaine was appearing in his courtroom on drug possession charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
911...If you are still alive press 1
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
State university has a $36 million shortfall. How to deal with this? Give the head financial administrator a 40k raise. What the fark, UMaine?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
OMG killer sponges discovered in California, we're all going to die
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 467: "Muybridge". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists say there might be an evolutionary reason why you don't want to eat a bright blue chicken. Photographer sets out to see if it's true
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. Five stars"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen with Down Syndrome got accepted to college. Someone filmed it. There must have been something in that envelope, because it got dusty in here
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Brawl begins during city council meeting as councilman is called a Douche Cougar
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Monterey Park Fire Dept. now has an accident response time of -1 second
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Here is the worst-behaving first-grader you will hear about today
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(Vox)
 
 
 
1 in 5 beers sold in America is a Bud Light. But wait, it gets worse. Bud Light Lime outsells just about everything that could be called a craft beer
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Judges don't appreciate yawning in their courtroom - even less if they point it out and you respond with, "I don't care, man. I really don't care"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Understatement of the Week: "So then I'm driving to work, bleeding all over the place, thinking, this is crazy I have a Chihuahua in the front seat, a great horned owl in the back seat. This is not normal"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If giving birth in a motel bathtub wasn't Florida enough, this mom gnawed off the umbilical cord with her teeth
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(38)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman with a non-working wringer washer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mammogram tech gets a little behind in her work, decides to make stuff up
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Eight beers that you should resume drinking immediately
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(56)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Russia's secret weapon against the West could be the palladium bomb
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Best video you will see all day of a news anchor rescuing ducklings from a storm drain. And it isn't even May sweeps yet
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(18)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Sleeping in your bed while your friends kill someone? That's a felony
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(Newser)
 
 
 
New study reveals when men become grumpy -- our money was on "whenever they start seriously wondering if Cialis is right for them"
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(33)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang man has nothing to f*ck with
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
EPA says U.S. greenhouse gas emissions have fallen 3.4 percent over the course of 2012 after reaching a high in 2007. Thanks, Obama
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I actually took this quiz before it was cool, but I guess you might as well see how much of a music snob you are, too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the US Government is making money hand-over-fist thanks to outrageous student loans taken out by graduate students
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you've been looking to pick up some rhinoceros dung on the cheap, today may be your lucky day
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
LSD is closed due to a suspicious package
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Food crop production in 2014 may be disrupted by El Niño, which as you may know, is Spanish for "The Niño"
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Keystone pipeline opponents carve 80-acre message in field, presumably without consuming fossil fuel
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this pontificating primate
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So you know the Duggars' "Quiverfull" movement? Apparently it's also awesome for grooming underage sex slaves
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Has the world's most elusive graffiti artist been caught on CCTV?
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(76)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Now Russia has ghost cars
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(33)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No one has experienced the full joy and spiritual meaning of Easter until they've had the Bacon Easter egg
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tectonic diver
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-sheriff says Bundy ranch stand-off is like Rosa Parks Vs The Nazi's. This is only five ounces of the ten tonnes of crazy that came out of this man's mouth
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-bound man accused of murdering wife. All his killings be drive by
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Linguists say it's more than a BIT COINcidental that a law prof's writing is similar to that of a crypto-currency creator
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(46)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of summoning dogs for jury duty hasn't gotten old in Bridgeton, New Jersey
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(34)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman sticks her daughter's car key into a random Honda, is now a car thief
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(162)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Instead of traveling around the world to see renowned cities like Paris, Florence, or London, you could just go to China and check out their knock-off European towns
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ha Ha. You thought the rat apocalypse that was invading Britain was bad, get ready for the giant Asian killer hornets that have killed six so far
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare, unopened bottle of wine made on the orders of Adolf Hitler up for sale. Experts say you should let it age for nein years
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(84)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ways straight people can best help gay people? Try shutting up for one
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(147)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
City transit department stops free wifi on buses after too many passengers were using it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crimeans who were excited about being annexed by Russia a month ago are rapidly discovering that they somehow forgot that Russian is a decaying, corrupt, shiathole of a country run by an unaccountable autocrat and a dysfunctional bureaucracy
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenager decides to take a selfie next to an oncoming train. Train conductor decides to give him a reality check with his boot
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(362)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
With Easter fast approaching, it's time for the annual "How to make your own marshmallow Peeps" Fark thread. Directions to the left, ideas of what to do with them to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local billionaires think it's wrong that there are people who sleep in cars in Silicon Valley because they are homeless, and want to improve their quality of life
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(430)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Catholic priest accidentally gets way too close to a boy; immediately drives away. And still people complain
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
You know it was a bad storm when a 751-foot cargo ship washes up on the beach
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(58)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
This means I can't sit on the cat anymore? Pets will no longer be classed as "chairs" in France
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dad of the Year proud of his little pumpkin becoming a mum. Wat? So what if she's only twelve and the father is only thirteen
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(124)
 
(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Russian court confirms: nailing your scrotum to Red Square is not technically a crime
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin warns of civil war in Ukraine between the Ukrainian army and the brave freedom fighters of the Russian 45th Airborne Regiment (Warning, auto-play video)
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(116)
 
(The Standard)
 
 
 
A texting motorist who slammed into a bicyclist and injured his spine told police she has some regrets ... about the dents in her car. Subby has some regrets as well ... that the driver won't rot in jail for the next 10 to 20 years
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(136)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out the Boston hoax bomber is an attention-seeking "performance artist." Well, color me completely unsurprised
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(141)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why are women so doubty?
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(159)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Driver arrested for being the only sober person on his bus full of teenagers
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyer: "Judge, you are discriminating against me because I am not wearing pants in the courtroom"
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(144)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Peak Oil. New Hotness: Peak Beard
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(79)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Lots of small, private colleges are in danger of closing and we should celebrate this achievement," claims columnist who is clearly still nursing that Vassar rejection
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(65)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
We're going to need more dynamite
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret? Stealing credit card information
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(43)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy schoolchildren
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(19)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Erotic: "After taking a midnight swim, she came out soaking wet." Not erotic: "After using the public toilet, she came out soaking wet"
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(32)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
FBI uncovers Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy the collapse of the United States
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(175)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'm sure in 2014 you can get uranium in any corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by
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(77)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Teacher Arrested For DUI. Worse News: She blew a .27 two hours after she was pulled over... Fark: ...on her way to school at 7:00 a.m
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(76)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sanjay Gupta on deadly Ebola outbreak in Guinea: "There's a possibility of someone getting on a plane who has been exposed but not developed any symptoms"
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(82)
 
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: Always remove your ID badge before installing a covert video camera in your area school's girls' restroom
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(29)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
I have a feeling that Johnathan Schmidt will have a tough time getting a fair trial. His guilt is all over his face (with picture)
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(82)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
This is what the Great Lakes looked like one week ago. And here's why it's a big deal
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(180)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mobile brothel catches fire at German rest stop. In other news, Germany has mobile brothels
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
20 pot plants can still get you prison time equal to that of being convicted of killing someone while driving drunk
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(87)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well isn't that convenient to have a paramedic training next to you on a running machine at the gym when you're having a heart attack
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(22)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Never, ever lick a policeman right in the eye. They hate that
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(30)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy found inside claw machine. Mother, police spend $10 in quarters to get him out
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coast Guard calls $300 million cocaine haul the biggest in Coast Guard history
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(42)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school coach facing jail for A) having a sexual relationship with a minor, B) embezzling school funds, or C) shoving a kid who farted in his face
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Tue April 15, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Korea hires Costa Concordia Captain
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pvt. Edward Ambrose died while fighting in the Great War in 1916. His distraught family was unable to look at the belongings found in his leather case. Until now
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to burglarize a business, it's probably best not to follow them on Instagram
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(13)
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
If your Nigerian "girlfriend" whom you met on the Internet sends you thousands of dollars in hundred-dollar bills, then asks you to wire it all right back to you to "pay medical bills," don't be surprised when the cash turns out to be counterfeit
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
News: Principal diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Spiffy: His students, faculty and staff flooded auditorium stage to shave their heads to show their support. This is how you deal with it
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(50)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
...but in his defense, it does sound like a pretty damn good deal
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(24)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man drives his car into side of moving train. Yes, alcohol was involved
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve this face
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for asking students to list slang names for genitalia on the left, inevitable thread full of unlikely responses on the right
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Police discover two unattended backpacks near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. This is not a repeat from last year
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(152)
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Dawwwhhh.... here is a gallery of the cutest spiders you are going to see all day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesterday we mocked a US Airways employee for their X-rated tweet, today we mock US Airways social media manager who calls himself a 'web alchemist' and 'aggressive engineer of perception' on his LinkedIn profile
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese shoe factory workers walk
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
India has created a third sex for transgendered people. Fark has created no sex, for any people
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In addition to wearing number 42 today, major league ballplayers might want to futher honor Jackie Robinson by saying "fark you" to the team bus driver
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Panda gets own amusement park because she's sad
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Gun range with a liquor license? OK. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Small town fights sexting scandal with common sense, which makes it pretty hard to come up with a really good Fark headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukrainian government decides to re-enact the movies, orders ~300 troops towards the Russian border - where 40K+ Russian troops await them
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(WTFark)
 
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Raging Bully: Why you don't make fun of disabled kids
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
French Toast, let me introduce you to Grilled Cheese. You two would make such an melty, ooey, rich and gooey pair
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hank Aaron receives racist hate mail. This is not a repeat from 1974
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Army looks to get in on some Pacific action and base attack helicopters on Navy ships. Marine Corps and Navy flipping coin to determine who tells them it's already been done
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary police chief calls 5-homicide stabbing spree "worst mass murder in city's history." Or as it's known in Detroit, "Tuesday morning"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Passover, which is as good a time as any to remind you that YOU'RE CRACKING YOUR EGGS WRONG, DUMBASS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
My whole grain bread has more whole grains in it than your whole grain bread, but of course you've probably never heard of it
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fly chefs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Over 900 environmentalists have been slain in the last decade. DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE *burns coal in spite*
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(WVEC)
 
 
 
Plastic goes in this bin, paper in that one, garbage in the yellow bin, and don't forget to sort your tombstones
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Crystal Cruises offering a Game of Thrones cruise. Skip the on-board wedding package
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"REMEMBER (not to piss on) THE ALAMO"
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(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Suspected thief forced to call 999 himself after falling from Gloucester hotel roof and breaking leg
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Two suspected serial killers who were on parole shocked, shocked I say, that police could use their GPS monitors to tie them to the scene
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(National Academy of Sciences)
 
 
 
Having a fight with the spouse? Eat a Snickers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of drinking that beer, what not use it to soak your feet, highlight your hair, or polish furniture?
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Going postal. New Hotness: USPS going postal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't like the way your day's going? Turn that frown upside-down. Don't like the way your crime stats are going? Turn that graph upside-down
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
You know its been a rough night when the police report contains the phrase "large quantity of fecal matter"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White Supremacist who recently shot up two Jewish facilities killing 3 failed to actually kill any Jews
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Unhappy that some college just rejected you because your SATs and high school grades weren't too good? There's actually a reason why these criteria are used
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
This individual approached the vehicle and indicated he was in possession of pantyhose and a condom
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Male cop dressed as an Amish woman failed to catch serial flasher but did receive three marriage proposals and an offer to "churn some butter"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man makes kids sell candy outside K-Mart, doesn't even invite them to go drinking afterward; Jerk
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
News: Bodies of two missing teenage girls found when their overturned car was spotted in a creek less than a mile from where they were last seen. Fark: 42 years later
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
One sign that you hired the wrong hitman to murder your wife: she kills the hitman with a claw hammer
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Congress wants to regulate Photoshopping. Farkers with guns and tanks mass at the Maryland border
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
A good thing to know is when shooting a bear that's up in a tree with a tranquilizer gun, make sure there's enough drugs in it so when the bear falls on his head he won't wake up
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Mother whose family had to be rescued from sea says "We will slowly delete the comments from the Internet armchair quarterbacks who know nothing about us, our life, our skills, or, I might add, sailing." Bonus: Plans to do it all again
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Next stop for the Westboro Baptist Church: The Alaska Native Heritage Center. "There is nothing appealing or holy about the 'heritage' of the eleven 'distinct cultures' or 'diverse population' of Alaska"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The sext is a lie
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
It's been a year since the Boston Marathon bombing. Let's check in with Jeff Bauman, from the infamous picture #8 (warning: pic is graphic)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ukrainian tanks on the move as "pro-Russian" gunmen dig in. The fecal matter has hit the whirling blades of doom, everyone
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen those 2,300 vials containing the deadly SARS virus? We seem to have lost them
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
You know you're a bad shot when you go the murder-suicide route and neither of you are gravely wounded
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for getting to one's court appearance on time to avoid jail time was also grounds for jail time
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: Trying to rob a hair salon. Really Embarrassing: Have the receptionist laugh in your face. Farking Embarrassing: Having to call your mom to come pick you up after the failed robbery attempt
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Boy disguises his invitation to prom as a college rejection letter, ensures that his pants will be staying on for the entire evening
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(37)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Pep Boys 4Q only shows a profit for Manny and Moe
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Boredom, drugs and low morale might be something you expect from millennials, but not really from the U.S. nuclear missile corps
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Palestinians angry about university trip to Auschwitz because it did not feature a tutorial
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Army veteran who was shot 11 times and had to endure 75 surgeries after returning from Afghanistan and had people thinking he would never walks again, proves them wrong by walking in to his new surprise home for the first time
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"No officer, I don't have $276,000 taped to my genitals"
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned amusement park ride
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Farkers who click on this will likely experience a wet sensation in their groin area
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(70)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Officials kill five random bears after last week's bear attack. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If your home catches on fire, firefighters will do their best to save your pets, your family photos, your rocket launcher, your... wait, what?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bundy Ranch 'militia' had strict women-first policy...in case of firefights with federal agency officers
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Jose Montaño, a 12-year-old who was known for delivering toys to sick children and snacks to their parents while fighting his own battle with cancer has passed away. Wow, it's really dusty in here right now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fashion predictions from 1893 would look more appropriate in the land of Oz
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Why do people willingly work in cubicles when the fabric boxes make them so miserable?" Well, probably because it was a better option than running a Walmart cash register
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Asher Svidensky photographed several Kazakh children learning how to hunt with Golden Eagles. Here are his pictures of Ashol-Pan, a 13 year-old eagle huntress
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Part bus, part train, part... jet fighter? The Transformer that Hungary needed, but not the one they deserved
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(13)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Huh. Apparently teachers *can't* order older students to attack a 7th grader. Live and learn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you had "withering Beijing smog" on your list of why the U.S. keeps getting its ass pounded with powerful storms, step up and collect your prize
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"My chair sits up against that wall when I watch TV. So it could have been a lot worse," says the man who had an SUV that was being chased by police crash into his house
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twenty-two frightening common phrases that should be reviled and scorned because they are overused and often make no sense. But the list does not contain the worst phrase of them all: "It is what it is"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
News: Pa Kettle elected mayor of town. Fark: He's a dog. Ultra Fark: He beat out a cat, a wolf, a hedgehog, a horse and several other dogs
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't mess with these Amazon jungle villagers for it will be death by a million fire ants if you're going to be thieving
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(63)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Finland just released new gay bondage stamp collection. Your move, Japan
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
17-year-old Irish boy suffers heart attack after friend squeezes his testicles, and not gingerly
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(69)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The most challenged book in school libraries is: A) To Kill a Mockingbird; B) Fifty Shades of Grey; C) Captain Underpants
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's a blood moon tonight. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? Seriously, I have no farking idea here
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(380)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Life gets better and better for most men - until you turn 70
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, my boyfriend gave me one of his recently extracted wisdom teeth for our eighth anniversary, do you think he's a keeper?
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(103)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The rent is too damn high...and not just in NYC
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop these three amigos
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(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Is this anything like when dad visits your college dorm to see why he's been paying top dollar for Fs?
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a weird day when a stranger wearing a black uniform and cap walks unannounced into your dorm room at 5:15 a.m. and informs you that your cab is ready
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Paper covers rock, rock dulls scissors, scissors stab roommate
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(18)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The Twitter account of US Airways crashed into a black hole of unknown origin, possibly due to a lack of a landing strip
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(186)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy: "I don't recognize [the] United States Government as even existing." In other news, fairies and unicorns impounded Bundy's cattle last week
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's one thing to break into my home to take a shower. But did you have to take my lunch meat as well?
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(26)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
New strain of performance-enhancing weed discovered
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In today's "Ad disguised as a news article," Volvo shows off its new inflatable child-seat. Wait, that's actually pretty clever
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
OMG are teens really getting high off bedbugs? Spoiler: No
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
32 excuses worse than "the shoes will stretch", "the check's in the mail", and "Honey, I promise I'll warn you this time"
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
A mini ice age? In MY global warming? It's more likely than you think
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(139)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dressed up Warrior Dashers
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(14)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Man writes his own obituary, and it's shorter than this headline
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thai gambler dies after accidentally shooting himself in the testicles with a handgun he had concealed in his pants. Police unsure if the wound itself was fatal or the man just lost the will to live after the injury
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Advice article for people just getting into online gaming tells them to ignore the social aspects of the game because online trolls are scary. Up next: advice article for dealing with non-communicative noobs ruining your favorite online game
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Negative, Ghost Ridersky, the tower is full
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So this is what Nate Silver is doing with his expanded staff and funding at 538.com: A statistical analysis of the work of Bob Ross
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(69)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Woman regrets buying Neil Diamond album. FARK: because it cost her $4364
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(86)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Co-pilot of ill fated Malaysian plane made a "desperate call" before plane went missing. Nice of somebody to finally notice
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(94)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
According to UK pageant organizers prancing around in front of their judges in high heels and bikini is perfectly wholesome, but tweeting a basically SFW topless photo of yourself to raise breast cancer awareness "brings shame upon the pageant"
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(57)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Lab-grown vaginas, springtime in Toronto, and a man with three wishes: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/6 - 4/12
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
*DING* You are now free to emerge from the lavatory soaking wet, and attempt to open the plane's door in mid-flight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: When stealing parts from a vehicle, ensure you also remove the dashcam
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistani cannibal arrested. This is not a repeat from 2011 when he was arrested and jailed on the same charges
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(53)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
And for today's weather in Michigan we will have.....EVERYTHING (Again)
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"He'd just paid $70,000 for eight dead squirrels wearing tiny boxing gloves"
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(25)
 
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
Rare two toned lobster needs some melted butter and a Corona
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Seven things the human race should try to remember after we all become cyborgs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
OH man convicted of harassing his neighbor and her disabled children says being sentenced to holding a sign saying "I am a bully, I pick on children" was "unfair" and a case of somebody more powerful than him "ruining his life"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Of course you are filling out all your tax forms correctly and not taking any dubious deductions. But just in case you make a teeny little mistake, the good news is your chances of getting audited haven't been this low since the '80s
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Climate change scientists say this is our Ben Affleck moment, whatever that means
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(98)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Americans are "crazy, driven, hard working" but in France "they stroll home, stop by the cafe, take-August off". Cadillac's new "anti-French" video ad has not gone down well in France, of all places
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(182)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fear and Loathing in Public Bathrooms, or How I Learned to Hold My Pee
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(167)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
If you have a fatal reaction to bee stings, you have to carry an Epi-Pen, be aware of the presence of bees and act accordingly. Or you could say the hell with it and become a beekeeper because it's not like you're going to live forever
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(MMGM)
 
 
 
The Great Atari Landfill Expedition, intended to dig up thousands of copies of the worst video game ever made, will begin on April 26. This would be a good time to leave New Mexico. Actually, it's always a good time to leave New Mexico
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(Spiked)
 
 
 
Making the best of a bad situation, British politicians say that if Scotland becomes independent, it should take Northern Ireland and other unwanted, unattractive and ungovernable backwaters of the United Kingdom with it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Deadline for Eastern Ukraine to disarm has passed. Now we wait to see if the fecal matter impacts the whirling blades or not
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(227)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I always wanted to be famous. But I meant like Demi Lovato famous, not Osama bin Laden famous," says a teen who is just now realizing there are consequences to tweeting out prank terrorist threats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White supremacist Glenn Miller identified in Kansas shootings. Authorities declining to say if shootings were a hate crime or if he was just in the mood
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(250)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this patient player
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having Banksy paint a mural on your property doubles the value of your house, in one of the only times graffiti has ever improved anything
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So about when you dined here March 30th. Well you might want to go get checked for hepatitis A. Yeah one of out waiters had it so now we have to call everyone just to let them know. Yeah, Yep. Totally our bad
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your tee off time is pushed back because of an airplane on the 17th hole?
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(31)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
As the tourism season kicks into full swing in Japan, be on alert for wild deer that may charge at you before running into stores and smashing bottles
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(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's really cool to make it on Forbes 'Rich List' for your first time. Until you realize making that list means you're an open target for the IRS
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Institute study concludes the richest of the rich are amassing wealth at an astonishing rate and increasingly hiding it in offshore bank accounts
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(50)
 
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Bride who pushed husband off cliff appeals her 30-year sentence, saying it's too steep
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(89)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Smoking doobies, cutting up a magnifying glass, and translating text messages to semaphore - meet the new Scouting badges
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(35)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the KS shooter may have had some issues with Jewish people
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(139)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So, here's a look at how many viruses have escaped from labs over the years--and how it could happen again. Sleep tight
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(35)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Not News: Man is stabbed. News: In the neck. Fark: And he won't cooperate with the police
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(26)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: People getting high. New hotness: Pets getting high
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(46)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
A look at what the death of Sears says about America
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(267)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Family abducted by aliens. Need help to rent the space shuttle to rescue them
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(24)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
New Navy destroyer has LASERS, stealth with optional rail gun, AC, GPS and XM radio
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(119)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
Munich sets up six nude zones in the city. Boobies uber alles
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(78)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Camper stands his ground against kayaker who happened to be paddling by
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(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Seven babies found dead in Utah home (w/ "was that wrong?" mugshot)
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(220)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Increase tax on my $1.79 two-liter of Pepsi by 22 cents? That's a .22-caliber submachine gun to the face and a threat to kill everyone in the convenience store
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(199)
 
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 6 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox
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(293)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pink and blue pair
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(17)
 
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Cops say guy who drowned in Little River wasn't lonesome loser, but Canadian tourist
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(56)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Raising taxes on the rich actually helped some people who make around $500k a year due to an obscure rule called AMT addback. This just happens to include people like the President
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(80)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A woman that said she was attacked by five bears was in fact only attacked by one
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(65)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you set anything on the ground during the Boston Marathon, cameras will report it as a possible bomb. So you might want to leave small children at home if you don't want them detonated
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(65)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
There's stupid, and then there's "tweeting a terrorist threat to American Airlines" stupid
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(74)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man drives off 80ft cliff and survives, later credits Red Bull for giving him wings. No, really
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(11)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Douchebag tagger invents douchebag tagging drone so he can douchebaggedly tag hard-to-reach places from the safety of his douchebaggy douche lair
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(82)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two marathon runners take the legend of Pheidippides' a little too literally
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(61)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district schedules FCAT exams, forgets all about Passover
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you ever listened to the song Kashmir and thought "Traveling there would be wonderful", you were wrong
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In order to make mail delivery profitable Canada Post will no longer deliver mail (Not safe for work image in article)
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(105)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Japan introduces its largest warship since WW II, claims it's a destroyer even though it looks like a carrier. Naturally China has a problem with this
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(225)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Gunman on rampage targeting Jewish outfits in Kansas City
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(266)
 
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mysterious man
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research. Sherlock "No Shiat" Holmes, Captain Obvious, Ric Romero unavailable for comment
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(420)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How bad is the housing shortage in Manhattan?
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abdullah Abdullah leads leads early early voting voting results results in in Afghanistan Afghanistan
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(50)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The best looking college strippers in New York come from Baruch and Brooklyn Colleges, the most rejects from Queens College and NYU. "They're not so good-looking. I don't know why. So far, none have met our standards"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I like my beer like I like my violence...domestic" sign gets bartender fired. FARK: the sign sports the Heineken logo
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bought any potting soil lately? Congratulations, citizen, you're under arrest
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(177)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night
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(112)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
M&Ms and Skittles will be the new 'dime bags' in our schools. Thanks, Michelle Obama
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(119)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muslim blogger decides to wear a hijab in public to prove that people are racist. Fark: Everyone was nicer to her, and gave her respect (to be fair, this was Canada)
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(131)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
De-evolution: want to go back to living in caves? Keep driving your fat SUVs. INTL scientists release report from Berlin. UN Panel screams: wake the hell up guys. 2050 is looming - w mass extinctions
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(190)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Please allow me to be amongst the first to call bullshiat on this story
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(51)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Great Moral Dilemma of our Time: Should companies have the right to track an employee's fitness levels?
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(206)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For a brief moment in time, the Arizona Navy existed to make sure California didn't build an unauthorized dam on the Colorado River. Until the fleet got tangled up in some cables and needed to rescued by the Californians
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(48)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
True, drones do a lot of rotten things like blowing up wedding parties and spying on Americans. But they also discover ancient villages buried in New Mexico
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After 103 movies, porn star watches herself on film for the very first time. No, she's not faking it. (w/video - SFW)
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(45)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
"Crews confirmed one cow was in the swimming pool and was not distressed"
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Iran finally getting on board with that whole 21st century thingy?
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(63)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man arrested for numerous crimes including possessing meth, giving alcohol to minors, owning illegal firearms, and letting his family sleep in a house filled with trash and feces. Headline: "Father admits to smoking pot with young children"
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(43)
 
(Western Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Police determine that the missing man's body has been 40ft up a tree at a golf course for three years. Apparently someone didn't play the fair way
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(61)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
...and then there was that time the CIA and Howard Hughes tried to steal a Soviet submarine
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(73)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
That guy who names America's best beaches every year explains his criteria. Buried cigarette butts and dogs need not apply
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(20)
 
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this romantic moment
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(25)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The secret to happiness is to immediately stop and bask in the glow of appreciation every single time something happens to you
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(56)
 
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Free the Boobies
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(164)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: If you are standing around watching an alligator in a place called Alligator Alley you should be very aware and know that it's not just alligators that hang out there
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(67)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Highly paid female informant may soon have her identity unmasked thanks to a court order
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The ten most boring places in California. Meh
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(103)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for prom season, KFC rolls out the drumstick corsage. No word on the availability of the breast and thigh versions
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(57)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman hospitalized after meeting five bears in her garage
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man in Superman hoodie saves baby from burning building. Clark Kent's wardrobe trifecta now weirdly in play
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(15)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Marc Klaas, child advocate and father of Polly Klaas who was kidnapped and murdered in 1993 slams Sheriff Laurie Smith, saying that she stonewalled the search for 15-year-old Sierra LaMar who was kidnapped while waiting for a school bus in 2012
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some good, creepy books? Not House of Leaves, I have that, just haven't read it yet
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(175)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta Farkers have lost the most upbeat, lovable traffic reporter known to mankind. RIP Captain Herb Emory
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(37)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Missouri plans to deter speeders by blasting 153 decibels of sound at them. What could go wrong?
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(112)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Carol Grimaldi, 76, owner of the best Pizza in New York, passes away. Of course, everyone knows the best pizza is in Chicago
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Wedding. News: Priest sings during ceremony. Fark: It's so freakin' awesome
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(38)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Hepatitis C treatment cures over 90 percent of patients with cirrhosis. Still no cure for Pamela Anderson
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(54)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
In New York City, 22 year old Measles Mary contracted measles and passed it along to four others. Difficulty: all five of these people should have been immune. Measles Mary and two of the others had actually been vaccinated
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(201)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Want a better sex life? Get married and go to church. SCIENCE HAS SPOKEN
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(143)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate takes her children on a vacation to Florida, kicks her 12-year-old son out of the car with no shoes on for reading the GPS incorrectly and sends her 8-year-old daughter out to look for more beer
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(53)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games till your mother is pulling you out of bed at 4am to go start car fires with her
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman within her work
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party: 4/19 - 4/20
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(88)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Legally purchasing marijuana from a vending machine? It's more likely than you think
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(54)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Ukraine crisis: Exchange of fire in Kramatorsk as police fend off attempted takeover of government building
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Victorian Joy of Sex: Those with sharp knees are energetic and earnest and prone to find fault with the indolence of others
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(28)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago Sun-Times will not let readers comment on articles because, according to the managing editor, internet comments are a "morass of negativity, racism, and hate speech." Good thing he's never visited the Fark Politics tab
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(183)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Instagram says its website didn't go down because of all the hipsters at Coachella; the failure was caused by "something else"
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(30)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
"Bouncing the mentally ill, homeless and/or addicted from one service to another is an expensive way to treat the symptoms, but not an effective treatment of the root cause of their problems"
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(62)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Probably at the grocery store because some people can't afford it since prices have risen to the highest level in almost three decades
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(138)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Thieves cut the power and break in to a business with the intention of stealing money out of a safe. News: They tried to pry the safe open but failed. Fark: So they stole $15,000 worth of hair-removal products
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(31)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
A Boston cop who was shot in the head during a shootout with the Boston bombers, dies a year later from a brain aneurysm while working out at the gym
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(72)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these mopping military men
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(12)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
If you're out and about in South Euclid, Ohio on Sunday don't forget to wave at the man holding the 'I'm a Bully' sign
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People may consider Pope Francis 'old fashioned' for discussing the Devil in the 21st century, but that is not stopping his Crusades.. He warns us now of gossip being a tool of darkness, and how we must fight it
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(44)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man critiques a woman's dancing abilities at a strip club. And things rapidly go downhill from there
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
American People - 1; BLM - 0
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(907)
 
(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
Man chases down would-be burglar and made a citizen's arrest while wearing nothing but his Superman robe
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(18)
 
(Emirates 24/7)
 
 
 
When your "chiropractor" tries to help you quit smoking through acupuncture, you probably should be a bit suspicious. When his treatment includes choking people in his bathroom until they pass out, you probably should just run away
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(47)
 
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman charged with trespassing after approaching pregnant women and asking them their due dates making them feel "uncomfortable." No, really, that's why she was charged
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(66)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
EMF is killing you. It's UNBELIEVABLE
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(163)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Being the hottest woman on OKCupid has ruined her life
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(208)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best 10 Jewish delis in the country. Mmmm, who wants to meet up at Katz's and stage Fark's first group fake orgasm. Well, first at a deli anyway. OK, fine. First today at a deli. Fine you win. Who wants to meet at Katz's?
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(85)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Student: "Bullies are attacking me". Principal: "You're just making stuff up with no proof". Student: "I have video that I secretly recorded of them bullying me". Principal: "I'm calling the cops to have you arrested for wiretapping"
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(229)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The results are in: Beer is good. Some beers are REALLY good
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(48)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Last weekend: "One ping, one ping only." Mid-week: "We have multiple pings." Today: "Um...anyone heard anything recently? No? Oh well...I think we're going to be out here for a long time"
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(56)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Prom dresses are especially hideous this year. This is a repeat of every year since the invention of the prom, and probably even before that
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
About those breathless news reports about the NSA knowing about Heartbleed for two years and taking advantage of it? The NSA says that's not true at all, and if we can't believe the NSA, who can we believe?
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(68)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Third-world nation with thriving drug manufacturing trade and long history of political corruption strongly objects to presence of UN observers during elections. Wait, did we say "third-world nation"? Sorry, we meant Tennessee
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(172)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget the Russian invasion of the Ukraine. They are planning to take over the moon, AND BEYOND
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Dutch prisons suffering from severe undercrowding and nation wonders where it can get more criminals
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(37)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Admiral Ackbar would like to talk to you about the juicing diet craze
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(36)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Driving in Oregon and want to flash your headlights to warn drivers of an upcoming speed trap? Judge: Not a problem
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(55)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
"When police searched his car, they found condoms, the loaded handgun and a shovel and duct tape inside." Apparently those Bingo games get pretty serious
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(31)
 
(Some Kid)
 
 
 
Photoshop your mom (LGT example)
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
What, you thought parking rates at an oceanfront resort town would go DOWN?
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(14)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Judge drops murder charges against 9-month-old baby for reasons
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(49)
 
(Kitty Army)
 
 
 
After living on the streets for four months Dillon the blind kitty has navigated his way into a forever home, just in time for Caturday (w/photos & videos)
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(1158)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
NSA monitors WiFi on U.S. domestic flights. Apparently it's considered a national security issue to collect tweets about how bad it is to fly on Delta
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(50)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Unknown vandal wrecks 84 public toilets in Tokyo park. Authorities have squat to go on
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(26)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Worst. Roommate. Ever
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I eat 50 bananas a day"
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(109)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest economic struggle facing America today? Convincing youths that farming is an acceptable career choice
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(95)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the weirdest thing that you've seen at someone's house that they thought was completely normal?
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(396)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Kindergarten teacher who felt he deserved more respect did the mature thing, tried to earn it. Either that or he urinated into other teachers' drinks. I forget
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