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Sat May 28, 2016
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mmmmm...autocooked steak
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Want to impress your friends? Eat a whole a load of 15cm nails.. Want to make the hospital staff laugh as they open you up? Eat a whole load of 15cm nails
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(Not Tony Stark)
 
 
 
Niger Delta Avengers attack oil and gas pipelines in direct violation of the Sokovia Accords
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia declares a Civil War battlefield an active crime scene. When will they just admit they lost?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Unspeakable tragedy as semi-trailer truck full of beer catches fire on Michigan highway. Authorities report that...wait, it was just Budweiser? Whew---we dodged a close one here, folks
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(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Want to play with your food? Want to play music with your vegetables? Stick some celery up your nose and learn how to play the celery nose flute
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to go, dying in a hammock accident doesn't really sound so bad
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(Time)
 
 
 
Rich people neighbor problems
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Father of the year and proud of it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Statue of Liberty stands in New Jersey's water, the McFarthest Spot in the country is in Nevada's Sheldon National Antelope Refuge, Point Roberts, Washington can only be accessed via Canada, and other weird locations in the United States
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dentist reports security breach, gets raided by FBI. This is not a drill
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
What is your favorite cookbook? What is the strangest cookbook you've ever heard of? And what are the cookbooks every cook should never be without? The Saturday Morning Book Club is hungry this week
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this waiting room wait
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
All hands on deck, it's time for Caturday to set sail
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(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
"Well...of course I don't believe in what the Confederates believed in," fifth-grader Grey Perham said. "But I liked it more than being in the giant blue blob"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Woman dies in freak ziplining accident. Oliver Queen inconsolable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plane crashes in Hudson River. Sorry, not Sully
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What life is like in a cult
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Every now and then you come across a kid who has enough sarcasm to bring back your faith in the next generation
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Say a big Fark hello to Tropical Depression Two, soon to be the newest best buddy of the South Carolina coast
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
How much do I hear for this Trump-Bernie debate? Do I hear 5 million? Do I hear 10 million? Over there, 20 million dollars Going once, going twice
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(Health Grove)
 
 
 
As Boomers continue to age, guess which counties consume the most Medicare benefits in your state?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bobby the cocker spaniel goes for a walk, falls down a well, survives for two weeks by licking condensation off the well's wall and eating insects before being found. "We took him home for scrambled eggs and a bath"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a 747? Do you have $415k in your rainy day fund? Then this might just be your lucky day
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, here is your Fark-ready headline: Man assaulted woman with package of frozen brats
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"The owner did produce a smoke alarm. It was still in its wrapping in a drawer. They don't work like that"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Oh wait, is this not an appropriate place to make a U-Turn?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because you don't agree with a street preacher condemning your way of life doesn't mean you get to whack him in the back of the head with a bat
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Please, everybody. Stop with the irresponsible cell-phones-cause-cancer reporting. But, how will all the crackpot, bogus, useless, crapola vendors make money?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Why yes, you heard correctly, I do like donuts, but why are you calling me 'dawg'?
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
The Times They Are a- Changin': ISIS knows the best way to attack America is to have Americans do it
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
People drowning fleeing their homes, absolute batshait nuts election, and this... this is what is deemed newsworthy? Can you flip a bottle as well as some kid did in a high school talent contest?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Police responded to reports of a nude man with bells tied 'round his genitals running around Salt Lake
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Get a room?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google reveals people in Massachewtits, no Massachuses, wait, Massachoosets, well, anyway, they have to google to figure out how to spell their own state name
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(NY Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this public anger
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Least surprising news article of the day: College of Business Infested with Parasitic Bloodsuckers
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Cute girl visited SF house over 150 years ago and never left
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian company opens office in Minecraft, allowing people to collaborate creatively in a virtual environment while being sssssssssssBOOOOM goddammit, not again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When I was a kid I had to climb a 2,625-foot cliffside ladder to get back and forth to school. Well at least it was only uphill, one way
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Truck driving erotically in Southwest Harbor
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
France has outlawed weekend work emails. Now only outlaws will have weekend work emails
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
More than 300 people on board Korean Air plane evacuated after engine fire. They also left the plane
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(The Local)
 
 
 
The average worker in ancient Rome was dead by thirty, with arthritis and multiple broken bones. That's nothing, I got a callous on my thumb from having to man the cappuccino maker all day long
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(Vice)
 
 
 
How Uber is changing drug dealing. Yes, people are dumb enough to have a GPS tracked Uber car take them to score drugs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For the first time in a real situation, 97-year-old Dr. Heimlich got to use his maneuver
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicago Police think they have a new way to solve the city's persistent gun violence problem: they are going to math the living hell out of it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One should bee careful when visiting an Arizona park. Also, don't use honey as a skin softener
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jews begin their annual pilgrimage to the oldest known synagogue in Africa. Difficulty: it's located in Tunisia which is currently being wracked by jihadist violence, so security has been upgraded from "heavy" to "Presidential visit"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
It's a rough time in Europe right now, what with the migrant crisis, Greece melting down and the looming Brexit, but on the bright side, Europeans can still mock each other's stereotypes
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Stealing a boat, breaking into a house, and fighting the homeowner with exercise equipment while naked isn't normal, but on... yeah you already know what he was on
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Accountant embezzles $100K from Seattle Children's Hospital to build Hindu temple and will now be slapped with five counts of theft, possibly one from each of Kali's arms and the last from Ganesh's trunk
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(Chicago Tribune Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sign of the times
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Queen takes a Pooh
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Apparently, having stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night is enough to qualify you to diagnose traumatic brain injuries, at least according to the VA
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And this week's contestant in the Mother of The Year competition is also a contestant for the Coolest Mother of The Year, depending upon your perspective
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Meet the tree that's older than the United States
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Most of you have probably already left the office, but for those of you who can't, we have a very special slightly early edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day weekend so it's time for calm, common sense advice in shark reporting, starting with "Don't become a human happy meal"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So the Taliban, who were the US enemies, but are now allies in Afghanistan, team up with Iran, who is a foe to the US, to fight ISIS, who is...I...I just give up
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Batphone becomes reality
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Gotdammit, internet. Someone has written erotic fiction starring Guy Fieri and Ted Cruz *barf*
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
"I thought it was just a test of the gates, I'm used to 'CHOO-CHOO' when a train approaches" says woman who recently escaped Darwin's grasp
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Couple of guys manage to steal £170,000 worth of vans using a secretive thief's tool called a "Jiggler." Bonus: Article contains an image of an entire set of "Jigglers," just in case, you know, you ever get locked out of your own van or something
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
The story of the the 15-year-old girl who had sex with several boys in a HS bathroom while up to 25 others watched just got weirder as her mother claims she was kidnapped at age 13 and held captive by human traffickers for almost two years
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brand new roller coaster crammed full of passengers gets stuck. 45 feet in the air. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey is REALLY pissed that photos have emerged of US commandos working with terrorists and by terrorists they mean Kurds
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Photography e-courses. Missing: that course you wanted on taking better selfies. (Sponsored Link)
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(War History Online)
 
 
 
Just when you thought nuclear weapons could not get more stupid, here is the USAF official tactic of dropping a nuke while doing a loop de loop in a bomber
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Up until the 19th century, bathrooms were not separated by gender or sex
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If the judge sentences you to 15 years of probation for stalking a television news reporter, you probably shouldn't tell him you plan on stalking her again the moment the sentence expires
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop these public shenanigans
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You're a special kind of alcoholic if you use a front-end loader to break into a liquor store before leading police on a low-speed chase
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
USS Hoffa found buried under NJ home
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shroud of Urine discovered at local gym
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Girl with severe burn scars burns the competition to become Prom Queen at her school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Affluenza mom to join her douchebag son in jail
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Venezuela has completely collapsed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For whom the (Memphis) Belle tolls
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shame
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pardon me, but I've had this old thing sitting in a cardboard box under my bed for decades. I inherited it from my grandfather who used to collect old stuff. Is it worth anything?
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Things to do when you are drunk and partially naked: Watch GoT, eat Chef Boyardee directly from the can....things not to do: Greet children as they walk to the school bus
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Remember that time at summer camp when we turned the van into a submarine?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greek peninsula bans all females, including animals, due to concerns the monks will have sex with them
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Sex toy bandit runs out of batteries
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
First pictures of Cecil the Lion's 'grandcubs' who walk close to the spot where he was shot and DAAAWWWW
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
19 people trapped in Kentucky cave after flash flood
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New petition calls for the Colorado governor to stop more people from moving there. Good luck with that, fella
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TSA chief says security lines will be totally farked indefinitely
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fishing boat pulls four US Navy pilots out of the ocean; two are immediately thrown back as the fishermen were over their limit
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
We might not be able to make fun of CVS for those hilariously long paper receipts for much longer
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this special relationship
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Things just keep getting worse for Fort McMurray fire evacuees
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 25 JUNE, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida police found an illegally parked Flintstones car, and we have so many questions
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
John Hinckley, the man who shot Reagan, has a Virginia drivers license, shops for cat food at PetSmart, and stays with his mom, who happens to live by a golf course where presidents have played. What could go wrong?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Ketchup on a hotdog is not appropriate after the age of 18
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Six months pregnant? No apartment for you. Difficulty: Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Inverted Jenny may sell for $1.6 million. If you're interested in bidding, please call 867-5309 and ask for Tommy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
6-month-old girl water skis across Florida lake. That's nothing, a two-month-old can skip across a lake if you've got a strong enough arm
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cat-filled beach is top tourist spot in Sardinia, although you should probably avoid digging in the sand
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Senior quote in a yearbook: "Words build bridges into unexplored regions." You know who else used that quote?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Taco Bell decides to introduce healthier foods to its menu. Just kidding. You can now buy a taco wrapped in fried chicken
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC announces the long-feared discovery of a bacterium that is resistant to all antibiotics. Perhaps not surprisingly, it was found in a lady's urine in Pennsylvania
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Q: Should I, a protester, rush the podium at a ceremony, in a military cemetery? A: Not if Kevin Vickers, terrorist killer and Canadian Ambassador to Ireland is attending
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Hey, Sparky, looks like you're missing a wheel there
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
7-year-old sees robbers' guns and raises them something WAY fluffier
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Making love to your new bride can be awkward enough, even without the entire family watching
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
TSA switftly deals with reports of airport intruders - by suppressing the reports
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man applies for auto title loan so he can purchase meth. Jailarity ensues
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Court orders Michigan woman to pay $2 million for a fried squirrel dinner
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teen intentionally leaves a pair of glasses on the floor of a gallery, patrons think it's art
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Memo to Indian pilots: Just because there's a road running parallel to the runway, it doesn't mean that it's a more practical choice for aircraft landings
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Canadians are so relentlessly polite that an entire city's police force was just brought to its knees by a knife-wielding crow
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this showoff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school reprimanded a 13-year-old girl for wearing an LGBT-positive T-shirt this week, deeming the message "distracting" and "disruptive." The Message: "Some people are gay. Get over it"
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(Estately)
 
 
 
The bizarre questions each U.S. state asks Google: from "am I a sociopath?" in Texas to "how to open a jar" from North Carolina. Suddenly, so many things make sense
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Swarm of 100,000 bats invade Australian town. Houston Astros fans immediately ask for a few, since there hasn't been a bat sighting in that city since Jeff Bagwell retired
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida students throw out the first pitch at a MLB game ... by catapult. And it was a strike
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Civilization: Beyond Earth. Turn-based strategy game, older versions are historical, this expansion is colonizing alien planets. Which planet would you like to colonize? (Sponsored Link)
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric declares half the internet haram
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now has 1,238 delegates supporting him and clinches the GOP nomination
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Octopus builds a home out of old flip-flops and a metal spoon. Immediately gets a show on DIY
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just four baby beavers being bottle fed. Warning: levels of "dawwwwwww" may reach critical zone
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apple has been around 350 years and still can't make a waterproof phone
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is giving away free food during the NBA Finals if certain teams lose
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
"I desperately need money for my sister's cancer treatment ...so please shoot an arrow at me"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York City releases the registration for dog names for 2015. 15 of them were named Potato, no word on if their smaller companions were named Chip and Fry
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Veteran's Administration: OK, yeah sure, our computers keep randomly deciding thousands of people are dead but they only have to fill out 9,000 pages of paperwork to get their benefits back so it's not really a problem
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
There's now a dating site for fans of Donald Trump. Specifically for women seeking someone who shows up with a bad haircut, spends the night talking about himself and can't pick up the dinner check because of cash flow problems
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Indonesia approves the death penalty for child rapists, because children raping people is apparently a big problem over there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When you are supposed to walk the dog, actually walk it instead of dragging the dog behind your truck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Muricans are now fatter than ever (w/pic of fat 'Murican)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman goes full WTF on airplane, kicks and screams like a baby, then gets all naked-like
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good Housekeeping magazine asks readers to rate sex toys. (With not safe for work pictures)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Union Carbide 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Aiming for hero tag and missing by a wide margin, man hikes desert mountain with beer, no water
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pregnant strippers can breathe easy knowing that the Toxic Substances Control Act reform is working its way to the President's desk
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're Casey Anthony and accused of trading sex for legal fees? You go shopping
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Chinese military plans to send submarines armed with nuclear weapons to patrol the Pacific Ocean for the first time. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Solar Impulse 2 lands in Pennsylvania, is immediately mugged and stripped
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(DW)
 
 
 
William Shakespeare makes $3.50 a word - 400 years after he died
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dildonians are demanding that they be allowed their 2nd Amendment rights... while they are in prison
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average city dweller in Kenya pays 16 bribes a month, which immediately qualifies them to move to the U.S. to become a congressional lobbyist
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Is it dangerous if your dog eats a cicada? Only for your carpet
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
If you lost a headless, limbless torso in the water off San Francisco the CHP would like to talk to you
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Trouble growing a full mustache or beard? A facial hair transplant might be the answer
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(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to go to a gym where you could get high while working out? Today is your lucky day
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Strip club: "Now hiring the class of 2016". Michigan is ready for its own tag
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this curtain call
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Anti-transgender bible-thumping evangelist shows up at high school, starts yelling at students "You watch too much MTV, gangster music, and you live for the devil. Some of you even smoke pot; it's time to repent." Wait, teens watch MTV?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"Whatever he's doing, it's not legal"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Think it's safe to text at a red light because you don't see any police? Smile - the RCMP can see you texting a mile away
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drain Johnson
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Psychotic sheep go on a rampage in Welsh village, breaking into homes and causing accidents after eating the marijuanas dumped on the side of a road from a cannabis factory. In other news, cannabis is made in factories now
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not only did this woman take her mobility scooter on the expressway at rush hour, she drove on the wrong side of the road the whole time (pics & video)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Feds seek seizure of Dildonian dicks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel vs. Gawker Media: whoever loses, we win
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is why you don't even step off the Appalachian Trail to pee
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you get your dental work done by someone who goes by the name "Mama Elda," I'm sure you're probably not getting the best care
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So the U.S. has started using parasitic wasps to kill tree-eating beetles. I sure hope those gorillas can kill the wasps by winter
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Indian woman gives birth to the heaviest baby girl (15 pounds) in history. Hospital places bets to see if mother or child walks first
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First-class train service in Britain offering free in-train entertainment for first class passengers. Today's piece was an impromptu version of 'Two Clowns Throwing Coffee'
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 577: "Onion Belt" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 25, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The computer system that coordinates the U.S. nuclear forces is so archaic it makes the infamous virus scene from Independence Day look like something out of Mr. Robot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cal State Fullerton commencement speaker switches over to Spanish during her address. This should be well-received
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man told to remove his backyard fish pond because it is a hazard to: A) children; B) pets, or C) burglars
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Capri Sun just launched a line of "organic" pouched juices, and now I don't know what the hell I was drinking before
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Mom takes kids on Appalachian Trail hike to help keep daughter sober, taking more than just 12 steps
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Man learns great nunchuck skills don't count for shiat against mediocre gunplay skills
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Self-described "artist" seduces a random man and films herself looking bored while they have sex as some kind of commentary on... rape?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Want to have a picnic in a park in San Francisco? That'll be a $200 deposit plus $260 rental. But hurry since it's already completely booked through July
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bad timing
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
War does not stop for darkness
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Police do not know why the boys had handcuffed themselves together other than they were just playing around with the stolen cuffs." You bet there is more to this story
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Distorting your sniper shot record? That's a best selling book and a box office hit. Also, makes losing that posthumous defamation lawsuit to Jesse Ventura clearer in retrospect
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Can Semen save one of the last KFC buffets in Canada?
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
It's not everyday that somebody is in the ER and vomits 10 bags of heroin
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana man submits resume to be Florida Man's sidekick after drinking rubbing alcohol and threatening police with sword (with mugshot goodness)
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Woman charged with assault after soaking a sandwich in toilet water and throwing it at a police officer
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Yes, officer, but if I move my hands real fast, the tattoo just says Cups Sock
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You can now buy beer at approved Pennsylvania gas stations, all nine of them
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman tells cops her 2 year old was in her stolen car so they would find it faster
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There was a time once in America that patriots could find an unused patch of city land across from the Dunkin' Donuts and put up 80 handmade crosses to honor the war dead. But no more. No more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long sought after Heavens to Murgatroyd trifecta complete as Kelly Murgatroyd's beauty salon is voted best in the North West
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sexy drug smuggler gets nailed with stuffed burrito
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
When you go to a dive bar and talk smack about the Hell's Angels, don't be surprised if a Wilford Brimley lookalike introduces you to a baseball bat (with "Diabeetus" pic goodness)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman wearing "Stop Domestic Violence" t-shirt gets arrested for domestic violence
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silliness
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bark like a dog. A big dog. Hop on one foot. Make a sound like an orangutan
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Inmate Ricky Nelson decides he's a travelin' man, and releases himself on his own recognizance. Police track him to nearby garden party
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(Today)
 
 
 
Bison calf changes song from "Hungry Like the Wolf" to "Mama Said Knock You Out"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Legislators are considering a new proposal that would fine 'aggressive' panhandlers who continue to beg from a person who has told them 'no' up to $100. Good luck collecting that
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
For some reason, the FBI REALLY wants a new apartment complex to go up in Glendale, Colorado. So don't ask any questions about it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
See what human action has done to Yellowstone with these side-by-side pictures from 1871 and from today
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Despite being more than 70 years old, Carl Gustav is being dragged out of retirement by the U.S. Army and into combat in Afghanistan and Iraq
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Groping Caregiver" sexually assaults 17-year-old mentally challenged girl, gives rise to new punk rock band name
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Many a man would brag about having a python between his legs. Not this guy
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kinder bars feature childhood pictures of German national soccer team players, Neo-Nazis panties in a twist over replacement of blond hair blue eyed child normally on the front
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Did your dark and stormy night turn into a bright and sunny day? Did you kill, un-kill, and then re-kill a character? Did you ever find your pants? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread brought to you by insomnia and insanity
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Quick, give me 400 words about Chewbacca Mom. Throw in some platitudes and google an NPR story for authenticity. Slap some cutesy captions on the video and get it up there
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony paid her lawyer with sex, which is kind of how she got in that mess in the first place
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As Baby Boomers are approaching their twilight years, they are less healthy than seniors of previous generations
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netanyahu taps far-right ultranationalist Avigdor Lieberman as defense minister, because of course he did
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Oberlin students want to abolish midterms and any grades below C, so they can concentrate on their activism. Slack Lives Matter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portland police chief "accidentally" shoots his friend and then claims his friend accidentally shot himself. Hopefully, we're not about to find out about friend's "relationship" with police chief's wife
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
University of Miami establishes new Academic Chair of Atheism. Well, it should remain empty since atheism denies everything
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trying to out-derp North Carolina, Oklahoma wants you to choose a bathroom based on the religion you identify with
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One man's ingenious response to his idiotic neighbor's pro-Brexit banner
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Florida police investigating cellphone video of 15-year-old girl who went into school bathroom with 25 boys and had sex with them. No, not all 25, that would be weird. Just some of them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ithaca hates heroin so much that they are going to legalize it
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(Greenfield Recorder)
 
 
 
Before you jump off a bridge into a river, or pretend to, think of all the time people will waste looking for your body
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Virginia is for lovers - and Copperheads
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this community cliché
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Killer bees falsely accused in Concord attack. They said they were nowhere near Concord, but nobody believed them
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The newest offensive word that must be forever removed from the English language: Eskimo
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out the group fighting the legalizing of marijuana in Arizona is being supported by **dramatic pause** the alcohol industry. "I'll take money from anyone who supports our position"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Quit your bellyaching, melon-head"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, sell lemonade to pay the medical bills for your leukemia treatment
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you plan on celebrating Memorial Day in the desert wilderness of Pinal County, Arizona, the sheriff there wants you to have fun, be safe, and watch out for Mexican cartel assassins
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese roach trap is strong enough to catch a sumo wrestler. In other news JAPAN HAS ROACHES THE SIZE OF SUMO WRESTLERS
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Peaceful protest takes a left turn in Albuquerque
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Taliban announce new drone strike target
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(swanh)
 
 
 
"Star Wars: A New Hope" retold in an 123m (403.5 ft) infographic adaptation
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's manufactured outrage in San Francisco: A bus stop ad for a money-lending company is insulting to people who rent their home instead of buying. "It oozes self congratulatory privilege"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Now playing - GTA: Arizona
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Hey Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Guess what day it is? STUMP DAY
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Tue May 24, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Amish teens go full Rumspringa, get pulled over by cops after the minivan they were in was clocked at 110 MPH. Yes, alcohol was involved
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Karla only pawn...in game of life
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto police are sick of stupid kids' shiat: "Running around in a back yard with one of those fluorescent Nerf guns is one thing, but it's something else to drive around wearing a balaclava with a black gun sticking out of a car"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
In the midst of several sex scandals Baylor U decides President Ken Starr ain't the guy to be handling sex scandals
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"You might say..." (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) "...they got tired. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oregon frat behaves like frat at Lake Shasta. Leaves behind 90 tents and 3 pregnant locals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New start-up says it can find secrets by analyzing poop. Oh, wait--it says "faces"
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(NY Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scavenger
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(Network World)
 
 
 
To fix long security checkpoint lines, kick the TSA out of airports
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
I see your article about the girl drinking on her 18th birthday, and raise you the same news website posting an article about a cat eating a fish. IT'S STILL NEWS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In latest news of how lazy our terrorists are getting, they're now robocalling in their bomb threats
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tampons and chili peppers - a match made in hell
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Warning: 2 Chupacabra on the loose in Toronto's High Park
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(The Villages)
 
 
 
Woman busted for doing Zoloft with a Coors Light chaser. Judging from the mugshot, she obviously meant to grab the Zyrtec instead
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Man high on nitrous oxide defecates in grocery store...cleanup on Aisle 9
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(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Man changes electronic road sign to read 'Drive Crazy Y'all,' authorities not amused
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Moscow announces a new beach for people who can't swim, hate fun
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Man publicly shames himself after instant replay confirms he's "an asshole"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bat-eating monkeys. BAT. EATING. MONKEYS
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A teenage bear is on the loose in Orlando and it looks REALLY happy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Hulk Hogan is pretty broke and the lawyer suing Gawker is getting funding from some shady third party. Probably The Undertaker
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(AP)
 
 
 
One third of you live in your mom's basement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Greek fighter jets were scrambled when the Delta pilots "failed to make contact." Fark: Because they were both asleep
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cows don't care if you're runnin' Code 3 with lights and sireeens
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sampan shoppers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ohio man stands his ground against invisible burglar
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Yup...Chiquita "Big Momma" McPherson who had her 10 year old delivering heroin looks exactly how you're picturing her before you click this link
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
What could be said of Japan is their ability to go one step beyond the norm, reaching epic heights of Amazing or the depths of total Weirdness. Today, we show Amazing with cookies that are works of art
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian woman killed by cow in 'natural' act. See, this is why you should only do unnatural acts with cows
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Surgeon performs three successful heart transplants in 34 hours. In an unrelated story, the same hospital is running perilously low on Adderall
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If somebody tries to sell you the biggest American flag in Maine, the Trenton police would like a word with you
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There are hidden poems embedded in the sidewalks of Boston that can only be seen when it rains. There once was a man from Nantucket
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby to stand trial for all the rapin' and the druggin' with the wizzle and the wozzle
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Mexican American Heritage" textbook approved by the Texas Board of Education is exactly what you would expect
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NYC's Second Avenue Subway is finally scheduled to open on December 30, 2016 - an astounding 96 years after it was first proposed. During that same time period, NYC built 2 1/2 Yankee Stadiums
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Armed robber jailed for 21 years after victim's Facebook suggested the two of them should become friends
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(NPR)
 
 
 
WHO warns the world is ill-prepared to handle pandemics, except for Madagascar, which only has to close their ports
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(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Man not indicted for stealing a trailer. News: Man's wife is a state representative and he is the head of state dairy association. Fark: Man is named Stan Butt, husband of Sheila Butt
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia man promised "chicks" ends up naked and stabbed in Allentown. I'll have the fish
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you make a movie of yourself buying cocaine, maybe cops aren't the best folks to show it to
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiffy over Titty Tatty
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"The married, lonely, confused men I met on Christian Mingle"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Medical problem plaguing Farkers everywhere: Dormant Butt Syndrome
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Verschlimmbesserung is the German word for "improvement that makes things worse." Or as we say in English, Microsoft
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Belgium's prisons described as "apocalyptic." Well, they're not supposed to be a farking luxury spa either
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
To curb hurt feelings of dumb kids, a North Carolina school board is doing away with valedictorians
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Penis tattoo poems are serious business in Myanmar
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man desperately needing to buy a vowel, loses tenth DUI case using the "beer battered fish defense"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bitfountain iOS training. Swift 2.0, Xcode 7, Sketch, and more. (Sponsored Link)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Climate change is responsible for the Polar Bear-Grizzly Bear hybrids that are becoming more common in Canada. Welcome to the world of Pizzlies and Growler Bears
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
No charity football game is complete without NYPD and FDNY engaging in a bloody brawl
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian lawyer who spearheaded fight against mandatory anti-roll on off-road vehicles dies in accident. Guess the cause of death
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China last week: We don't censor the internet. China this week: Censoring the internet works
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Someone gave you a negative review? Tried defamation threats? Tried going to their residence? Still no luck? There is a solution: Hire someone to copy the review, backdate it, post it to their website, and then send a DMCA takedown to the review site
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Remember how the legalization movement in Colorado predicted that once pot became legal, people would turn to it as a safer alternative to booze and opioids? About that
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Could the 'Goodfellas' be back in NYC after 10 sophisticated NYC bank heists since 2011 match a very similar pattern?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Horse is so ridiculously good looking he just might be the Stallion Who Mounts the World
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While you were waiting shoeless in an airport line for hours, the top TSA official was hauling in $90k in bonuses. The terrorists have won
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Left, right, text, text, left, right, text
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this running dog
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mildly attractive English girl enjoys her first ever alcoholic drink on her 18th birthday. IT'S NEWS TO US, DAMMIT
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Facebook says go be fat somewhere else
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mexico sends their worst to America to become med students who get their doctorates
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners, I am a judge and I want to teach an uppity public defender a lesson in courtroom etiquette. Is it cool if I have her handcuffed and confined to a jury box with inmates awaiting their hearings to teach her a lesson?
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
His plan for getting rich stealing wheelbarrows was going fine until he started firing off his shotgun
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's legal to beat children in Oregon as long they're not old enough to rat you out
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Let this be a lesson that handling a flare gun after a night of drinking is not the best idea
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Lamborghini Gallardo at auction for $1? But there's a catch. Yeah ... there's always a catch
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dozens of U.S. Vietnam veterans have gone back to live; some to atone for their actions, others who can't handle life in the U.S., and some just because they really farking love banh mi and pho
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Want to guess how many knives were confiscated by security at the NRA convention in Kentucky? A) 3 B) 30 C) 3,000
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I'm not making any commentary about this young man recently convicted of trying to kill someone and robbing them at age 13, but his name is a hoot
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"We are not criminals" says a man who kidnaps children for money
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover dogs don't trust you when you're angry - especially if you're an angry researcher. Your dog wants out of this study
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk mom harshly arrested at fancy North Carolina resort for letting her 11 year-old drive a golf cart two blocks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five dead in crash of skydiving plane In Hawaii. If only there was some way they could have reached ground safely
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Dead man found in cemetery
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(Newser)
 
 
 
There are the castles you build in the sand, and then there are the voluptuous naked ladies with shovels sticking out of their backs that you build in the sand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turkey: We're not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
Weeners
 
A very large snake is loose in Dickeyville. I repeat, large, massive snake is loose in Dickeyville
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McCaughey septuplets graduate high school. Their parents were charged with littering
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly suing his ex-wife for $10 million, saying she cheated on him during their marriage, can't explain that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Appeals Court throws out a $1.3 billion penalty against Bank of America's Countrywide mortgage subsidiary finding there is no evidence that its "Hustle" program constituted intentional fraud, ya know, other than ITS VERY NAME
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The Wookiee mask for your soul
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(LAist)
 
 
 
It took 63 years to restore train service from L.A. to Santa Monica. Fark: and a mere 63 hours for a Cheesecake Factory employee in a Toyota who allegedly blew .21 BAC to shut it down
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, we can go with either 1. "I believe I can Fly" or 2. "It's a good start"
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(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Scientist discovers a Bush that actually works to minimize climate change
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished painting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biggest Loser program drugged contestants, triggered eating disorders. So you're telling me that it's *NOT* possible to lose 40 pounds a week without engaging in dangerous behavior?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ohio State Patrol trooper saves 4-month-old baby from fiery upside-down car crash, earning a hero tag and showing once again why babies shouldn't try to drive
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Something smells like crap on the Michigan-Ohio border. Other than Toledo
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
Weeners
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Beaver bites and pickled moose sausage. Your inner 8 year old is already giggling
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
As Mark Twain said, a clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory. He did not, however, explain how a guilty conscience could force you to return that stolen penguin statue
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You can tell when the Summer Beach Season starts when people start falling off beachfront hotel balconies
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
It has been taboo for a long time, but really you should enjoy a nice juicy pink pork
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not news: it's tick season. News: the Lone Star tick, once virtually unknown in the midwest, is now showing up in Michigan. Kill it with fire: its bite can cause a meat allergy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Officer in WVA does not get off after getting off after woman he pulled over tried to get off by getting him off. No word if she got off
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Squid numbers on the rise as oceans warm. Wait, can we eat squid? We can? Problem solved
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(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to a diaper change and to be fed breakfast
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Tennessee police arrest 32 people in connection with human trafficking ring, including children's minister. This raises the question, how does a child become a minister?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Cloud illusions
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hate UberPOOL? Yeah, you and absolutely everyone else: "Our ridesharing overlords take two separate Uber rides and combine them into a real life exercise in game theory. Nobody has any idea what the hell your experience is going to be like"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Global warming is a hoax but I need permission to build a seawall to protect my golf course from the hoax
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest black market product in Russia? Term papers and dissertations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last week: IBM to lay off 14,000 employees. This week: "Need a job? 20,000 openings at IBM" Because who wouldn't want to work for a company that would rather toss you out than retrain you for their changing needs
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Police investigate vandalism at Cadillac Church. To be fair, Jesus would have probably worshiped in a Pontiac or something more low-key
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
This story has it all. A gun, marijuana, and a box of squirrels
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Add "Breaking into a zoo and sticking your arm into a bear cage" to the list of things not to do while drunk
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Obtuse man jumps into Angle Lake, acute drowning ensues
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who can hear for the first time after being deaf her whole life discovers to her dismay that she's married to Loud Howard
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(The Local)
 
 
 
France running out of gas. Man, you'd think all that cheese would help
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Louisiana Governor to sign bill that would classify any violent attack on blacks a hate crime to finally put an end to the harassment of this minority. Excuse me, did I say blacks? I meant cops
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
12-year-old accepted to two universities plans on achieving doctorate by 18. Meanwhile, your kid is playing Guitar Hero and throwing things at the dog
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's a penis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Listeria outbreak traced to Planter's and Papa John's
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Cougar travels 1000 miles for booty call
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The verdict is in: Nero now free to fiddle while Baltimore burns
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Smartphone camera lens accessories set - wide-angle, macro, and fisheye. Attach the metallic sticker ring around the smartphone camera then trade lenses. Help delay that DSLR purchase one more month. (Sponsored Link)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman shoots herself in foot outside of gun show held at NASCAR track. No word on who held her beer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What's more awesome than an ice cold beer? How about one delivered by an eagle?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man keeps crime in the family by stealing his mom's 42-inch flat-screen TV by smuggling it out of her house hidden in a futon
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(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this deep sea nope
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BBC discovers the dingle peninsula, Morley Safer finds peace in retirement, and Farkers are exposed to Maybellween, a new lipsdick: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines Of The Week for 5/15 to 5/21
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Judge to announce verdict on Freddie Gray wrongful death trial (UPDATE: Not guilty on all counts)
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Bad: You hit a person with your car. Worse: You leave the scene of the crash. Fark: You stop to check the damage and your car rolls over you, pinning and killing you
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman changes full-size police car into compact smart car using only the power of alcohol and poor life decisions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some of the world's most bizarre properties including a Flintstone style house. Yabba Dabba Doo
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
Video
 
I don't know what to say.... so here's a pig running down the sidewalk during a hailstorm
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man props his topless wife's corpse on a dolly, then proceeds to walk around the streets of New York as if it were no big deal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alabama woman kills her husband's chihuahua and uses its remains to stage a miscarriage after faking her pregnancy for 7 months
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
God passes judgment on the Mormons in Utah, striking them down with angry vengeance
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police come to aid of hotel guest suffering extreme bout of naked somnambulism
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
A story that's both lame and sucks: Woman fights off burglar with crutch and vacuum cleaner
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Snidely Whiplash exposes his penis, threatens to rape McDonald's employee in his buttocks
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
I shot an arrow into the air / And where it went, I do not care
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Dog maybe finds human skull in Oklahoma field. The landowners said this was "out of the ordinary for the area." With helpful photos of guy tinkling, guy with big gulp, grain, fencepost, and melon head
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(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
Only difference between TSA & the bum at the liquor store is one doesn't demand you take off your shoes: TSA cleared $765,759.15 in loose change left at checkpoints last year
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Baker Duff Goldman created a functional beer glass made of crystalized sugar and cake, and he doesn't even drink
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(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Man who poached endangered fish is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice, may get jail time to mullet over
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
How many times can you be tasered before you die? Apparently it's a number less than 15
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