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Tue March 03, 2015
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother died a horrible, painful death; she was 41, I was 13. My father remarried, and now my stepmother is dying of cancer and comparing her struggle to my mom's. I think this is insensitive. Tell me I'm right"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a Costco Near you a 2015 Chevy Silverado LTZ Kirkland Signature Edition for "members only"
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Guards say that $4 million in gold and silver was stolen when their truck broke down on I-95 and some guys in a white van tied them up. Yeah, yeah, that's it... That's the story. They also have slept with Morgan Fairchild
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Mon March 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archaeologists identify 1st century house in Nazareth as Jesus' childhood home. One clue: it's in the Jewish section of town
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(143)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a baby weasel riding a woodpecker
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stabbing your mother 11 times, and cutting off your penis with scissors isn't normal, but on miao miao it might be
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(45)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
List of the 40 smartest people of all time has Albert Einstein ranked 2nd. But then again, it's all relative
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(197)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Llama Llama Blueblack Pajama
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(32)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and her painting
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(26)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Because when your sister makes you a penis-shaped cake, the only rational response is (BB) gunfire. No word on whether or not anyone blew the candle
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(54)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even the National Bank of Abu Dhabi admits it: Even at $10 per barrel, oil can't match solar on cost
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(152)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Big Al, owner of world famous Big Al's strip club aka the only reason to ever visit Peoria, IL, has died
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(72)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
"Dear Jesus, bless you for the food, and Timmy's good grades, and Sarah's acceptance to college, and Dad's raise, and for ISIS killing your believers and bringing about the End of Days so that we may be with you. Amen"
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(229)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're about to have surgery, that last thing you want to see in the operating room before the anesthesia kicks in is your anesthesiologist texting a dick pic to another patient
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(55)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
California man wishes to suppress the sodomites with bullets or whatever else is lying around
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(81)
 
(JohnHodgman.com)
 
 
 
The cartoonist has no idea how net neutrality works
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(367)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Someone hates music videos so much that they shot two people who were filming one
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Okay, Toronto, put a ball gag in it. The mysterious tunnel was built for personal reasons
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(64)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Actress uses terrible Photoshopping to fake attendance at the Oscars. Cue much more terrible Photoshopping
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and a hologram
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS is not only not a state, it isn't particularly Islamic either. In fact according to leading clerics and scholars it represents Muslims' history and culture about as accurately as Nazi propagandists represented Germany's Teutonic past
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(134)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you tell your girlfriend in confidentiality that you shot and killed a neighbor and she goes and informs the police, the two of you probably weren't meant to be
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(16)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Container cleverly labeled "not weed" somehow fails to fool police
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Italian tourist killed by glacier in Alaska. How slow was that guy?
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(43)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The secret life of a library policeman: less chasing people down for outstanding fines, and more 'you not take shiat forty-five minutes'
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(39)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
So, it turns out Best Korea is merely compensating
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(54)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Nurse, this patient has cancer. Get me forty milligrams of pollen and a quinoa burger, stat"
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Go Blue
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(116)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Headlines that make no sense: "Learn How to Do Your Cooking In Darth Vader's Head"
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(21)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man who's prepared to leave wife and kids behind on one-way trip to Mars says his family is "quite supportive"
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(99)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Been charged with DUI? In Michigan, lawmakers "inadvertently" just made the field sobriety test inadmissible in court
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(141)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Best Korea continues to show the world it is absolutely dominant at firing missiles into large bodies of water
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(76)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might have some crazy stories to tell about your drunken shenanigans, but this guy has you beat by a nose (not safe for lunch)
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook makes you sad. Like?
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(144)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Italy did a financial study to determine how significant an impact prostitution and drugs had on the country's economic stability. Turns out, it makes up a pretty huge dent in it
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(65)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man gets 18 months for being all about that bass
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(82)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
So, let's talk about the white elephant in the room
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker, who's on his fifth marriage, pens letter to judge arguing against same-sex marriage for the usual "destroying the sanctity of marriage" reasons. Bonus: Wrote to the wrong judge
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(237)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on an airboard
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Purina Dog Ciao, new shield for Dominion alters balance of power in Alpha Quadrant, and accident cuts the cheese...truck in half: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/22 - 2/28
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Employee who asked Costco to reassign him from cashier duty because he couldn't touch pork sues Costco for reassigning him from cashier duty just because he couldn't touch pork
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(336)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines passengers stuck on the plane for nine hours. Or as United Airlines calls that, right on schedule
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(61)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
So the state was told about the pothole that trashed your car? You can be reimbursed, and by that the state means you can take your reimbursement request and 1) ram it 2) go fark yourself 3) pay the state $250 "go fark yourself" fee
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(130)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh my God, Becky. Look at her butt
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(199)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A failed attempt to crossbreed buffalo and cattle is causing environmental havoc. We're gonna need a bigger fork
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(134)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southern California passenger train collides with vehicle near Oxnard. This is not a repeat from last Tuesday
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(22)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Yoga has become so mainstream in America that formerly-peaceful yogi are now getting into fistfights with each other over mat space
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
LA police shoot another man while holding him on the ground. They really need to get a new act
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(200)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Why are you spending all that money on fancy skin lotions when you could just be using cheap oil instead
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(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Britain wants to use eBay's dispute resolution system as a model for online small claims court. GREAT LITIGANT, A+++++++++ FOR GREAT JUSTICE, WOULD FILE AGAIN
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(11)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The older you get the more coffee you need to deal with life's bullshiat
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(57)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're going to drive yourself to the emergency room anyway, might as well steal a fire truck so you get there quicker
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(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say in the emergency room: #1 - "Well, this is something I've never seen before"
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Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A view inside the Crayola factory is a lot like a trip to Willy Wonka's factory
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(65)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Last month officially the coldest in Canada in 115 years: "The February 2015 temperature anomaly over eastern Ontario and south-western Québec was never observed since 1900, making it a 115-year return period event"
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(131)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens if you die on a plane? Besides no more beverage service, presumably
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this remarkable anise
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(13)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
A look at the golden age of drug marketing, a tale of glass, opium, alcohol, and neurotoxins
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The doomed Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 was taken on an emotional 'last farewell' fly-past of the pilot's home island of Penang before being deliberately landed on the water and sinking intact thousands of miles away"
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado sold 17 tons of retail marijuana. You know a product is successful when they use good ol' Murican units of weight instead of those socialist kilos
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(78)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sierra Leone's vice president puts himself under voluntary quarantine due to the presence of Ebola-like symptoms. No word if the country will shut down everything
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hideous, ferocious predator finally given the slip outside Russian circus (with awwsome pics)
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(19)
 
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The world needs more grammar pedants and we need to start teaching grammar in schools again
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(130)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Apparently having a similar, but not matching, name to a sex offender is enough to be arrested and charged for child pornography in Michigan. Added bonus: City refuses to have the correct person arrested
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lays has asked people to once again design potato chip bags with new flavors...What could possibly go wrong?
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(147)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this training of the arts
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British police complain their plan to send drivers caught texting to prison have been blocked by selfish politicians who say their constituents might not re-elect them if they begin sending them all to jail
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(45)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do you buy only artisanal fair trade craft chocolate?
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You don't normally think "Buddhist monks" when you hear about 120,000 meth pills or $28 million embezzlements, but then again this is in Thailand
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(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the only reason to visit Wisconsin in the winter: the state's majestic Ice Caves. It looks like a level from Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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(20)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Family doesn't want to sell house to make way for parking lot, so city decides to build parking lot around their house
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(87)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$600 million in debt from building a Super Bowl stadium? No problem, just sell a library to service it
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia loophole allows people to become "private police" with badges, guns, and little training. I think we all know how this is gonna end up
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(133)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
SCOTUS throws out conviction of fisherman accused of telling tall tales
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(43)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Goofus punches the bus driver several times in the head until she is unconscious and flees. Gallant stops the bus from moving and calls 911. Goofus is turned in to the police by his mom. Gallant is hailed a hero and gets all the girls
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Four hundred men cut off their own testicles so they can get closer to God. Can you believe the balls on these guys?
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man celebrates his 108th birthday with his 104 year old wife of 82 years, oatmeal, fruit, tea and a nap. Still doesn't look a day over 103
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(24)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disney's attempt to burn down the 'It's A Small World' ride thwarted by pesky firefighters
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(98)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What kind of sailor would try to take his sailboat out in weather like we're having in the Northeast and fall through the ice? Oh, one of those crazy ice sailors
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's most shameless shoplifter says, "I've made £2 million from stealing and I'm proud of my hard work"
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday CSB: "Really, it was a great deal It was worth it" or, "That Time I Got Scammed"
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(138)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In the past ten years, bear attacks have increased 400%. Clearly, the only solution is to reinstate a statewide hunting season
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(106)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Jihadi John almost committed suicide in 2010 because of British Security spying on him. Leaving us to wonder who was the idiot who pulled surveillance on him which could have saved us the effort
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(121)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Republicans to denounce Leonard Nimoy's entire life works in 3...2
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(256)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A wanted sex offender drunk driving with two open liquor bottles in the car through a closed Lincoln Tunnel lane and a fake ID is no way to go through life, son
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(14)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"The police recommended that the owner move her out, though, by placing her mail, her food and her shrine outside"
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jewish Rabbi, a champion of women's rights, is on trial... In the US
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(131)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Going south to Florida to avoid the cold is a 14,000 year old tradition
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"And whether it's man or woman, most people don't seem to pay much attention when I'm talking to them because they're always looking at my eyelashes. But to be honest they are just heavy now and my eyelids are getting sore"
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's public transit system just started charging fares based upon riders' household incomes
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(48)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Until 1989, Iceland was the worst place to live in the free world
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(16)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
After procreation, sex becomes a chore. Here's how to avoid the pitfall of routine intercourse
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ok, fine. I am finally getting vaccinated. But it has nothing to do with your shaming. Now can you please shut up and leave me alone?
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(82)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Spanking your kids. New and hot: Shooting them with a BB gun
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(12)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Vegans claim carnivores are ruining the planet
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(99)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"In a rare legal move, prosecutors brought a deceased woman's vagina into a murder trial Friday for jurors to view"
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(37)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Many Winnipeg residents lose their heads at the thought schizophrenic cannibal Vince Li being allowed to have unsupervised day trips to their city
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(50)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Blindfolded nutjobs protest Whole Foods over ethics in food manufacturing
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(57)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Attention, hipsters: SHAVE YOUR GODDAMNED BEARDS
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(176)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Christian college says it hasn't banned gays, it's just asked them not to do anything gay while attending. Or ever
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(41)
 
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl dies after boyfriend put gun to her head and pulled the trigger. That's the joke
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(204)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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Sat February 28, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"We celebrate fine wine; we should celebrate fine cannabis," he said. "I really hope that this can be a nail in the coffin of prohibition"
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(108)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
PSA: It's time to take down your Christmas tree. Especially if it is right beside the fireplace
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(35)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
News: A flight suit belonging to astronaut Chris Hadfield is found. Fark: In a thrift shop for $40
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(62)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kickback
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(23)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to own your own big city tabloid newspaper, have we got a deal for you. Seriously, make an offer. Any offer. They'll be more than happy to listen
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(35)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Totally did not see this coming
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(35)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No kidding...those guys were really loud
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(94)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman sends $1.4 million to her Italian online boyfriend who is currently jailed in Africa after being falsely accused of money laundering. "I am 95 percent certain that Chris is telling me the truth, that this is all legit"
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(99)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
♫ ♩ ♪ Leprosy / All my body parts are falling off of me / I'm not half the man I used to be / Since I came down with leprosy ♫ ♩ ♪
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(57)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Log cabin, missing for two days, is found 3750 feet away. That's some fine police work, Lou
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brow beater
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In what is already being hailed as "the cutest photoshoot ever," red squirrels snapped playing with snowballs and even taking photos of one another (awesome pics)
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Collector shells out $740 for perfectly round hen's egg. Terrible egg puns and other yolks to the right in 3, 2, 1
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A historical take on the fluoridation debate of the 1950s. There were plenty of people who thought it was a communist plot to corrupt their precious bodily fluids
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(93)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
THIS is why your wife doesn't trust you with either power tools or home remodeling projects (pics, video)
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(90)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vineyard robbers make off with 5,000 bottles of wine. As it was English wine, losses are estimated to be in the tens of pounds
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cop lied about a marijuana arrest, failed to report how he tormented a suspect with his Taser, got a massage illegally that was just a happy ending, and, worst of all, claimed a three-hour lunch break lasted only one hour
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(89)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Police pull over a couple of dummies on the Long Island Expressway for driving too fast in the HOV lane. One was made of popsicle sticks
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin vows to track down The Real Killers, as soon as he's done shopping for a new pair of Bruno Maglis
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(76)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
You smuggle 16 tons and what do you get?
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(107)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia thrift store: Remember that large sum of money you withdrew from your bank in 2006? Well, we have good news for you
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the movies, a James Bond-style retractable bumper to hide your license plate is cool. However, using one at the toll booth on the George Washington Bridge, is not
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First grader punished for being late to class. Naturally, some people have a problem with that
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(183)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Chicago bakery combines meatloaf, cupcakes and spaghetti. A three course dinner in each bite
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mud masquerade
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(13)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Did Jeb Bush survive the crazy that is CPAC in his appearance and if he did, is that a good thing? Sane Republicans need to know
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43% of Americans want a larger home. Apparently the obesity thing is getting more out of hand than we thought
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(122)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
New measles case linked to Las Vegas restaurant. Officials surprised someone in Las Vegas only caught the measles
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn car service has a basement adoption area, plus an operating room where vets perform free spay/neuter surgeries on stray cats - over 9,000 of them since 2011. Get in the car, it's time for Caturday
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(1630)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Wellness Warrior dies aged 30 after trying to cure her cancer naturally
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(179)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo debuts their newest arrival, an ugly-ass baby lowland gorilla
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(13)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer gives 156 people the gift of measles after having coffee in California
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(206)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're ever in Wendover, Buckinghamshire and run into the world's oldest bartender, buy her a drink and wish her a happy 100th birthday
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(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The chances that an armed air marshal will be on your flight is dependent on the amount of fuel on the aircraft, if there's any important passengers, or if a female air marshal wants the D
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
No, no, no, look out, LOOK OUT (not safe for work language)
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(95)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Have a baby? Leave a baby. Need a baby? Take a baby
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(77)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
16 optical illusions that are more fun than that damn dress
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(105)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"Since when, and in what country do governments determine what is appropriate in Art?" You new to 'Murrica, sir?
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high stepper
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Homeless man advises CPAC that they can avoid STDs by having sex for less than 30 seconds
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman rushed to the hospital unconscious after random drive-by. FARK: Drive-by EGGING
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(37)
 
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
These Slurpee waves sloshed up on Nantucket
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(24)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This poor sheriff, who hates Obamacare, now has a million medical bills, wants YOU to contribute to his GoFundMe
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(183)
 
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prominent Russian dissident falls out of window onto exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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(198)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Lois Lerner's missing emails are no longer missing
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(227)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Trip to McDonald's leaves man more poisoned than usual
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(41)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ballot Selfies" are apparently such an epidemic, laws are needed to ban them (with helpful pic of what kind of monster does this)
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(71)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that dentists can't hold a monopoly on teeth-whitening services. And as any hillbilly with a pair of pliers and a bottle of whiskey will tell you, they don't have a monopoly on pulling them, either
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(32)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: You can make beer more alcoholic by freezing it
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(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police force's faith-based initiative ignores all religions except for Christianity. To be fair, all those other guys are just going to hell anyway, so who cares
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(76)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian celebration
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cigarettes seized from ice cream van as 'black lung ripple' turns out not be a flavor
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Of drunks, criminals, dumbasses and weirdos: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(30)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Teen tries hopping a train, will spend the rest of her life hopping everything
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(112)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I would have been scared about the pipe bomb posted through my letterbox, but I was drunk at the time"
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(23)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man who gave his address as "the streets of Northampton" arrested for being drunk in his own home
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(16)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Most judges would just roll their eyes and tell a "sovereign citizen" defendant to STFU when they start spouting gibberish about admiralty law, and the Stamp Act. Legendary Judge Richard Posner, on the other hand, gives the defendant a history class
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(204)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"So where's the fire here?" "Actually it was just our fog machine. Sorry about that"
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(13)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"It's never too early to start thinking about your own death"
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(56)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan couple hits the rare genetic lottery
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(105)
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
"A criminal's attempt to steal from a bank was caught on CCTV camera and can only be described as a comedy of errors" (with "Wow, this guy is STUPID" stills)
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(36)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo schoolgirls say old execution grounds where plotters of 1936 coup were shot is great place for romance, because lingering ghosts of soldiers "are highly sympathetic to young love and will use their supernatural powers to encourage it"
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Leonard Nimoy gets his chance to ask what God needs with a starship :(
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(881)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman whose Corvette was stolen 40 years ago learns it has finally been found. So she gets it back now, right? Of course not
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(58)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The two women who posted that goddamned dress picture have come forward and want you to know that it's actually black and blue. NOW GO BACK TO ARGUING ABOUT CATS
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(198)
 
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Fired dancer told she's too big, her knees are much too sharp, for her to do burlesque
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(73)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Smokable clothing proves you can smoke pot out of anything. Also proves that there's really such a thing as a bad idea
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(11)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
High school students wear KKK robes to party, have to be protected by police, school officials and their parents from other students who think this probably calls for a beating
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(81)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Because there aren't enough weirdos sending tattooed dick pics on Tinder already, someone's created an S&M version
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(25)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Arizona officials discover an underground tunnel that connects to Mexico. "Now, Mexican authorities are attempting to locate the other end of the tunnel." Yes, I wonder how one would go about finding the other end of a tunnel
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(58)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this whistleblowing exposé on the USDA because you'll probably never ever eat bacon again
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(96)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Reason up to reality frat boy, while you're still trying to figure out how to open a beer with one hand this fraternity at Kean University in NJ is building a house in Newark for a homeless family on a $1K formerly vacant lot
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(27)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's a video of a goat licking a dog
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(12)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Dear Indiana Citizen, when vandalizing a historic bridge, please learn to spell. (With picture goodness)
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(45)
 
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
Thief uses brick to smash the windows of sports cars, gets knocked the fark out by the rebound. Owner: "I seen this guy lying flat on his back with blood pouring from him. I thought the poor bloke had been knocked down by a car" (pics)
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(36)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
How MND / ALS sufferer Stephen Hawking defied the odds and outlived all medical expectations
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(37)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin VA Hospital nicknamed "candy land" for overprescribing pain pills. No word on whether the pills are delivered by a system of chutes and ladders
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(57)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
NewsFlash
 
Nine shot dead in a matter of minutes in Missouri, with police reporting "multiple crime scenes"
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(802)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Jamaican lawmakers decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. Which in Jamaica, is anything less than a three acre crop growing behind your house
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man getting off a helicopter
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
No words... other than Gilgamesh will rain down fire upon you
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(153)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan firm produces bulletproof baseball cap, because Detroit
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(35)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
You drive to court to appear on a drink driving charge and are suspended for three months. How do you get home? You are reading this on Fark so I think you know where this is heading
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(29)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know it's cold when meteorologists warn you about freezing fog
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(66)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
"You are warned. I am coming for you and I am furious. I hate sniveling, cowardly behavior like this. I have more respect for insurgents I fought in Iraq than I do for people behind this twitter account"
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(163)
 
(Hot Rod)
 
 
 
The Porsche Turbo 911 S is the hottest car on the market
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(58)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Planning your boyfriend's birthday party can be stressful, but don't try to get out of it by scratching the inside your gums so you leave a trail of blood out the door making your boyfriend think you've been abducted
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ontario city named Cancer Capital of Canada: "I've never seen as much cancer as I've seen in Cornwall. My neighbor has cancer. My dog has cancer. Our writers have cancer, one former mayor died of a rare cancer and another is so sick he can't work"
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(83)
 
(Red Alert Politics)
 
 
 
It's 4:20 at CPAC
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(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After she and her children caught Disneyland measles because she didn't believe in vaccinations, woman is beginning to rethink her stance on vaccinations
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(126)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Amputee army veteran doesn't let a little thing like losing a leg get in the way of rebuilding himself enough to be a winning body builder. Let this be an inspiration to us all
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(21)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Guy boards train, walks over to mentally disabled woman, shakes her hand, then proceeds to punch her square in the face before sexually assaulting her. Rakes and scythes to the left, pitchforks and torches to the right. w/scary CCTV footage
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Bill O'Reilly wasn't attacked by protesters hurling bricks during the 1992 L.A. riots
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(94)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Tired of bitterly cold, snow filled winters? Move to Alaska
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest thing people are getting outraged over? Frog dissection in middle school
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(77)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
US Army launches an investigation into a MoH recipient, goes though his trash and stakes out his house for the dangerous crime of being mentioned in a book review on Amazon that was critical of the Army
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Keep cooking that chicken, you food poison-loving partisans
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(65)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Suspect in murder trial believes he's been a werewolf for 20 years, likes Chinese food, and his hair is perfect
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police buy elderly Tennessee woman food after learning she was surviving on only peanut butter for a week. Lets just hope they included jelly and bread
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The case against Argentina's president that dead prosecutor had been working on, Yeah, it's been tossed
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(17)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Alabama man makes $2.5 million the old fashioned way. With his breasts
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(37)
 
(San Francisco Globe)
 
 
 
Buying an older house can turn into a fascinating history lesson as you discover improvements and modifications made by previous owners. Such as realizing your walls are stuffed with dead animals wrapped in old newspapers for insulation
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(61)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Hey, he's only had 40 complaints and cost the city over $1m in settlements. There's no reason to persecute the guy
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(40)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
News: Vegas police hold an old man at gunpoint and force him to strip in public. Fark: Because of a clerical error. That's some fine police work, Lou
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(42)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you visited the Menards in Long Grove, Illinois recently you were exposed to measles. Thanks, unvaccinated idiots
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(28)
 
(Global Voices)
 
 
 
Police raid Russian lesbians who trolled anti-gay politician, citing the need to collect extensive photo evidence for later review
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(30)
 
(Pakistan Daily Times)
 
 
 
"Suicide Attack Kills One." - Well, duhhh
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(13)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A huge debate is taking over the internet: What colors is this dress?
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(323)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Teacher's sudden, extreme vaginal bleeding in class caused by faulty IUD, but school officials think she's lying, and it was just "severe anxiety," so she's suspended, and officials are demanding she see two more doctors and sign a medical release
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly, ahem, "clarifies" his claims that he saw nuns shot in El Salvador, explaining that he saw *pictures* of slain nuns, which is totally the same thing, you pinhead
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(201)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Want to emigrate to Canada? Be prepared to swear an oath to The British Crown
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artistic timing
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(11)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
New drug in circulation variously referred to as Death, Dr. Death, Killer, and... Red Mitsubishi?
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(43)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Ferris Bueller when the parking attendants take the car for a joyride? A judge in Brazil seems to be familiar with it, too
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(24)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
She was arrested for "punching him in the nuts," reported amused Florida cops
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A man's niece refuses to give him a ride to the liquor store, so he responds rationally and sets fire to her home
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(20)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Meh: U.S.-based blogger gets hacked. WTFark: To death
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(45)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The 11 most useless and misleading infographics on the internet. Wait, this list is wrong, and I have a handy chart to show you why
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(68)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FCC ushers in a new era of federal lawsuits
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(450)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christ Christie is giving up the New York Times for Lent. So take that or something
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oregon police stumped after entire house disappears: "This isn't a motor home, this isn't a mobile home, this isn't a home on wheels, it was on a foundation" (pics)
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(55)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Man violates restraining order 114 times - in 3 days
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(54)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to show off your questionable parenting skills in public? Well, if so, these beer bottle baby bottles are perfect for you
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(35)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: The time is nearly here when we all get to pretend we're Irish. Corned beef, potatoes, and green beer aside, what do you cook when delving into Irish food? Help get all the Farkers ready for something besides alcohol
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(111)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's giant hole opens up and swallows buildings is brought to you by St. Petersburg. Bonus - it swallowed a building called 'The Underground'
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(32)
 
(NY City News)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that hippos did not, in fact, have relations with pigs
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(31)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steamy entrance
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(19)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Belfast man convicted of assaulting neighbor with his ... enormous beer gut?
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(31)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
How a teenage girl goes from listening to Coldplay and reading Harry Potter to joining ISIS. Coldplay, not even once
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(119)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Kelso, Washington cops issue APB for dangerous parolee who gutshot his roommate with a .45, or a new alien from the next "Star Trek" film. Your pick
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Interacial llamas on the llamb, llasoed by llawmen. Thanks, Ollama
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(72)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Family style drug arrests are good for the holidays because it brings everyone together
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sportscaster rips parents of racist teens who held up "white power" signs at basketball game
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(227)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toddler playing peek-a-boo suddenly falls over, so her father does the only logical thing and blames a ghost (with spooky video)
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Death metal Mary Poppins is Supercalifragilistic explodidocious
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(38)
 
(Luton & Dunstable Express)
 
 
 
Are 'No Dalek' signs on a Luton busway the most pointless notices ever? Bonus: does this tagline break the question-mark-means-no rule?
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(91)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Korean condom stock surges after court says adultery not a crime
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(21)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
You call it "radioactive cesium," I call it "pre-seasoning the fish." We'll agree to disagree
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(46)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
New bill would allow Tennessee teens to sip - but not swallow - beer, pretty much encapsulating the agony and ecstacy of adolescence
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(55)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut will restore highway tolls now that modern toll collection technology comes with bonus vehicle tracking
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(47)
 
(Rigzone)
 
 
 
Venezuela is trying to annul a $1.6B judgement against them so they don't have to pay Exxon for all of the stuff they stole from Exxon when Chavez nationalized everything
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(130)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"I swear officer, those big hooters I saw is the reason why I crashed"
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A married TV presenter who took a mystery blonde stranger to a sauna then kissed her passed out and woke up without his testicles"
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(127)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
NY to game-preserve owner: you have to kill all your boars in case they get loose, but if they get loose you can't kill them
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(66)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Feel like you're not making any money off your YouTube videos? Don't worry, neither is Google
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Half the students in NYC speak a language other than English at home, not counting everyone in Brooklyn who technically speak English but still need an interpreter
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(60)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Okay. Mr. Happy Lollipop Man, maybe the children are JUST a little freaked out by you NOW. Please stay away from the schools
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(58)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Thanks to vandals, people in northern Arizona lost their internet and cell phone services for several hours. Amazingly, nobody perished
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fish, Yemana, Wojo outraged as NYC proposes that cops stop doing their paperwork on typewriters and quit using phrases like "All right, Clancy - take the boys and surround the house"
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(70)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been almost two years since Pope Benedict resigned to go spend more time with the Empire. Time to find out what became of him
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jihadi "John" identified, which clears up the mystery of how ISIS has been making money
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(131)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British soldier becomes first non-posthumous recipient of the Victoria Cross for the war in Afghanistan after charging in under fire twice to save a wounded USMC captain, despite being weighed down by his giant brass balls
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is it, folks. The big day. Will Tom Wheeler get new rules passed to ensure net neutrality? Will he be nothing but a two-timing dingo? Will Fark's connection get slowed down due to our support for net neutrality? Your FCC rule vote thread
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(944)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Kennedy Space Center groundbreaking
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(30)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Linguistic experts consider dumbing down the English language to make spelling easier for Fark submitters
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(176)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Elusive street artist Banksy emerges in Gaza, paints kittens, epic facepalms for the region then escapes in underground tunnels
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cross-eyed man attacked by gang members for looking at them funny
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(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Problem: How to make your toddler feel special even if she's born with large birthmark on her leg? Solution: Both parents get a leg tattoo of the the same large birthmark. See? That was simple
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(78)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Donald Keough, former president and most influential COO in the history of Coca-Cola dies at age 88, is survived by six children, 18 grandchildren, but everyone just called him "Pop"
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(25)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan warns of "imminent attacks." Or as Americans living in Kabul call that, "Tuesday"
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Bill O'Reilly didn't really witness a bunch of nuns getting shot in the back of the head
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(210)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dwarf planet Ceres has not one but two aliens who obviously have forgotten to turn their lights off when they're sleeping
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(74)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, it looks like we can scratch Spain off the Fark party destination list
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Monk snowball fight. Your day is now complete
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Relax, your eyelashes are the perfect length. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(56)
 
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
Some people are for tighter immigration rules. Others are against it. This guy is still on the fence
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Revenge porn douchebag Craig Brittain doesn't want the Internet to tell you that Craig Brittain's douchy revenge porn site was shut down by the FTC. Craig Brittain
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(139)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 512: "Frozen" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sea levels along the Northeast coast rose nearly 4 inches over two centuries. Wait, scratch that. Two YEARS
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(317)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's first insect-only restaurant will serve bug burgers and cricket kebabs rather than just slipping them into the food as unannounced protein
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(40)
 
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Craft brewers increasingly threaten to file lawsuits against one another over trademark violations of their treasured quirky beer names. Ironically, at least 45 different American breweries use "hipster" to name their beer
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's first flaming burger is made with six types of hot chillis and smothered in hot sauce before being set on fire at the table - and you have to sign a waiver to eat it
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cornell researchers determine that your best chance of surviving a zombie outbreak is to head to the Rockies. M-O-O-N, that spells Rockies
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(57)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Modern science solves historical murder mysteries over a century later. Still no solved case for JFK assassination
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Everyone's obsessed with Girl Scout cookies -- and most of the year you can't feed the craving.That's about to change with the first-ever Girl Scouts Cookie Oven, allowing avid Thin Mint and Samoa lovers to recreate their favorite cookies at home"
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(60)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Renowned astrophysicist has determined that there is no life anywhere other than Earth... and space travel is just a waste of time and money
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(118)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
You know the weather's bad when Georgia postpones an execution due to inclement weather
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(57)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
I suggest "that big building with all the books and comfy chairs"
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that crap they put in food so it won't spoil? Turns out it spoils intestines instead. Your intestines, in fact
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(100)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horn observer
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(16)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KFC has unveiled the UK's first edible coffee cups - made from heat-resistant white chocolate
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(90)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
People can live longer or people can have pensions, but not both. Sorry
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(143)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Teen tests "honesty is the best policy" truism during drug bust, tells cop: "I'm in so much trouble.... There's a lot more in the trunk"
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(42)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
28-year-old man assaults his 92-year-old girlfriend. No, not in Florida
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(52)
 
(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for driving drunk with her young son in the car. On the way to have sex with 3 other people. Where a fight broke out
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(72)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
El Segundo, CA police are telling their residents that the suspicious looking man posing as a health inspector, is in a fact a health inspector... and not some con artist looking for his lost wallet the police originally warned their residents about
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
JA RLY
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(63)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Puppy rescued from garbage truck. Florida: Homeless couple also rescued from garbage truck
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(25)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to torch the neighboring home that will be the future residence of a registered sex offender, try not to burn your own face in the process
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(63)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you're performing an exorcism on a drunk, at least you know the vomit is real
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(9)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this extension
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(15)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Most places have tailgate parties. Florida has tailgate crime rings
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(19)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland takes DUI to a new level with development of whiskey-based biofuel for automobiles
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(25)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Record demand for heat during record cold. The hell you say
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(32)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Firefighters used the jaws of life and worked with great caution on this delicate operation of removing the man's hand from his smart phone
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So it turns out paranoid contrarians can be easily manipulated with falsehoods. I'll bet Obama's behind this
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(99)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Purina. Dog? Ciao
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Regular Joe' from Illinois wins $127 million in lottery. Over/under for when he blows it all is four years
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(84)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Great White Shark taking up residence along Washington coast. "There are no plans to do anything about it". With helpful pic of police SUV
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(83)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Someone created Nutella cereal--and shared the recipe. MY GOD IT'S GLORIOUS
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(67)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Connecticut discovers $60m error in its state budget; legislators vow that taxpayers will get their $30m back in the form of $5m worth of improved services - like $55m worth of home improvements for legislators
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors should use astrology to treat patients. Non believers are just racists
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(91)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
A school bus aide has been charged with stealing lunch money and bagged lunches from preschoolers O'DOYLE RULES
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(26)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
How warring partners turned a fancy DC ice cream parlor into a war zone
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(41)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Best Selfie Ever (words that normally would be an oxymoron)
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(37)
 
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
"Customs and Border Protection didn't name the squirrel, which is apparently a minor and hasn't been charged with any crime"
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What you need to know at midnight tonight when the Nation's Capital becomes the District of Columbian
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(56)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
If you don't build it, they can't come
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
FAA okays Southwest Airlines to continue flying planes that missed inspection- All 128 of them. Have a nice flight
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(54)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today in "Not a Mad Lib": Brooklyn maraschino-cherry kingpin commits suicide in company bathroom after being cornered in marijuana sting
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(87)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man has sinkhole that all of a sudden turns into Lake WHERE the hell did all this water come from in 3... 2...1
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For rent: one Hungary village. Bonus: You get to be the deputy mayor of it
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends
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(14)
 
(Centralia Chronicle)
 
 
 
A casket was found in a creek, but nothing was in it. Instead it contained the makings of a backyard bar - and many shovels full of mud
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(44)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago PD says they weren't caught torturing anyone at Homan Square and their other shenanigans are mostly behind them, so what's the big deal?
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(91)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Welcome to Volusia County, home of the Daytona 500...where wheels and underwear aren't the only things that come off
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(35)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This woman was drunk when she fired a gun inside her home, and her mugshot may also suggest that she was possessed as well
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia: "Okay Texas, we'll see your execution of a mentally disabled man and raise you a woman who didn't actually commit the murder. And for good measure, we'll parole the guy who did do it in 8 more years"
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(189)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
747 coming out of the sky... wait that's not a plane, that's a palace
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(58)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Great news, commuters - the bathrooms at NYC's legendarily repulsive Port Authority Bus Terminal are now marginally less horrifying, with new fixtures, new lighting, and new shooting-up alcoves, all at the low, low cost of $812,000 per bathroom
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(57)
 
(Stop The Slowdown)
 
 
 
While it looks like the FCC will be enforcing Net Neutrality, the vote isn't until tomorrow. There's still time to make your voice heard, and to ensure it, your message will go to the Jumbotron in front of the FCC. Here's the link
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(893)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
PNG tops Google porn search; avi and mpeg take it hard
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(58)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Student makes Batman costume that's ready for cosplay. Batman trifecta in play
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(46)
 
(Michigan Daily)
 
 
 
My family's household income is $250,000 a year, but I promise you I am middle class. I live in a $2 million dollar house, but I promise you I am still middle class
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(532)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Alaskan town that unleashed the Palins into the world is now concerned about what kind of effect legal marijuana could have on the locals
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(96)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cats feasting
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK teen pregnancies at lowest level since 69
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pissing off both the 'Diabetes is punishment for being a glutton' and the 'taking vitamins is just pissing away your money' crowds, doctors find vitamin D deficiency correlates with development of type 2 Diabetes more closely than obesity does
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(145)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IBM survey finds that Millennials don't think everyone should get awards, want a fair shake, and worry more about being able to afford not having to move back in with mom and pop over saving the world
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(98)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Calls for safety shoveling snow off roofs after a teen falls through the skylight of Frugal Fannie's Fashion Warehouse, lands on metal coat rack that impaled his abdomen, severed his colon, damaged his appendix, and frugaled his fanny
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Doctors get a rare opportunity to witness the womb with a view
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(28)
 
(Braintree & Witham Times)
 
 
 
She's really, really sorry for what she did and it really didn't hurt anyone, right? Other than the graffiti, loss of work, and being beaten
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(196)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Bill O'Reilly wasn't there when a key figure from the JFK investigation shot himself
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(113)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you get irritated about your friend's droning voice, or how your brother smacks his lips when he talks, or that constant thud of the neighbor's music? There's a name for that condition, probably soon to be followed by a drug for it
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(109)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. military combat vehicles deploy 300 yards from the Russian border
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When billionaires divorce: "I need $14,000 a month for food" (autoplay video)
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(52)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Crack babies. New hotness: Pot pregnancies
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(157)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Marijuana is safer than alcohol. News: One-hundred-and-fourteen times safer
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(53)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
HR hates you
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(117)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD using clip from Patrick Swayze movie for training. (Hint: Not 'Red Dawn')
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(42)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
The feds now require more efficient water heaters that save you money but are probably too big to fit in the same spot as the original heater requiring you to shell out a pile of cash. You're welcome, citizen
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(99)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Sour lollipop burns hole in boy's tongue. SUCKER
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(72)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
When the San Diego Police Department isn't stationing surplus military tanks in elementary schools, they're watching over 140 channels of satellite TV in the mayor's SUV
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(51)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you give your children an allowance? If so, chances are you're doing it wrong
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(73)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Capitalism gets low marx in Germany where more than one-third of people polled think it is responsible for causing poverty and hunger in the world, and more than half believe that true democracy is impossible under the economic system
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(220)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
To brew and serve proper British-style 'cuppa,' you need more science and physics knowledge than the combined team responsible for launching a Mars mission
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(108)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A man mistaking hipsters for flesh-eating zombies destroys an artisan mini-mall in Williamsburg
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian soldiers used to drink this before every successful battle, which explains why they haven't made it in 1500 years
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(42)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Girl wakes from coma following abduction to find herself pregnant and suffering from recurrent amnesia. TV movie in 3... 2... 1
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(33)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Well wasn't that convenient to land in the path of a rescue team after falling 600ft from a killer mountain, Mr. Groom-to-be?
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dominion gets new shield, which could alter the balance of power in the Alpha Quadrant
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(41)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts man sold out of his 6-lb. packages which went for $89 apiece, so now he's going to sell 10-lb. packages for $119 each. Fark: he's selling mail-order snow
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(32)
 
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Well so much for the all the culture, philosophy, Arab history and hundreds of manuscripts in the central library of the Iraqi city of Mosul. Easy come, easy go. Thanks, Islamic State militants
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(158)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Well, well, well... what do we have here?
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
German publisher to begin re-printing Mein Kampf. You know who else liked....oh
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Dear Leader's new haircut
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police confuse '21' birthday balloons for Islamic State initials, panic accordingly
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(67)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ambulance involved in collision with car in New Jersey. Paramedics immediately on the scene
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(18)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In the old days, orphans could be thrown in a mental hospital for months for almost any reason. Did I say old days?
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(28)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Soon it could be good to be one of God's Chosen People residing in New York State if Kosher marijuana comes to town for medicinal use. Mazel tov
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Czech, please
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
51 injured, 4 critically in commuter rail collision with tractor trailer on the Michael Bay line north of Los Angeles
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(99)
 
(Manorama Online)
 
 
 
What's worse than driving a van while drunk, plowing into a crowd at religious gathering, killing 3 and causing numerous injuries? How about doing it while on duty in a police van?
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(32)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man steals five tarantulas from homeowner, is busted when he tries to sell them to a pet store. He should have used the web
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(13)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Fifty Shades of ... safewords are important
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(81)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim cereal cafes too mainstream, are now taking their talents to pop-up owl bars. "The owls have been trained to interact with the public, who will be joined by professional falconers during the event"
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(52)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
29-year-old cat in Sweden is thought to be world's oldest. Attributes her long life to heavy cream, cat nip, and naps
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(32)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
The new Saudi king is making it reign
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(76)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tomato eater
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Winston Churchill said he had nothing to offer but "blood, toil, tears and sweat". Well, one of them is now up for auction
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(37)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Nineteen. Nineteen manatees stuck in a drain pipe. Ah ah ah
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(91)
 
(Ulster Gazette)
 
 
 
Drugs now "cheaper than a pint of beer." Is this a great time to be alive or what?
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(75)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"A selection of fish-attracting prototypes"
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After being exonerated in the deaths of millions of people, rats look for a marketing team to get their good name back. Raturday, anyone?
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(93)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is this you? 'Impulsivity, inattention, and/or executive dysregulation, such as high distractibility, impulsive decision making, poor time management, difficulty following directions, etc.' Congratulations, you are qualified to be an Edison fireman
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My boss decided to reward all the women in the office with a trip to the movies. Instead of making us suffer through American Sniper, he made us suffer Fifty Shades of Grey. Is this sexual harassment or just stupidity?
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Irish people have trouble spelling 'and all' and it's getting some people anal
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lesson learned, never take a coffee break while on the job ... a bank job
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