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Wed June 03, 2015
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazing camouflage artist makes himself invisible in unlikely places. Either that, or he's actually a Predator and we're all boned
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gandalf and Dumbledore to be married in front of Westboro Baptist. No word on the levels of outrage expected once they start playing with each other's wands
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Home Depot: You can do this. We can OWWW stop that
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(20)
 
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
It's kind of fascinating to watch a four-foot snake swallow an entire whole egg. Just not in your own kitchen
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(43)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The human body is buoyant. It can float. Unfortunately, so can a casket
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the curmudgeonly investigative reporter who brought down Sepp Blatter, told FIFA to get off his lawn
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(63)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Godzilla given official citizenship by Japan - shame he's still not allowed into the US after that unsavory incident in 1998
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(67)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Red Cross raises half a billion for Haiti...and builds six houses with it. In other news, Red Cross names Sepp Blatter as new CEO
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(124)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"We will still be the most lethal fighting force the world has ever known even if our belts don't match for the next few years"
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(160)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Drones are the newest weapon in the fight against Chinese exam cheaters
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this decorated pair
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(41)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
And then, there's "so drunk you set up your own fake DUI checkpoint"
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That's some hare
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: the ice-bucket challenge. New Hotness: the hold a can of Coke between your boobs challenge (not safe for work pics)
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(171)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Rare ugly-ass oarfish washes ashore on Catalina Island, well just check it out for yourself
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(25)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Father accused of losing his shiat because his son wasn't potty trained
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. But even the most skillful attorney can't get one to indict a 33-year-old yoga teacher of drunkenly performing oral sex on a 15-year-old boy at a Bar Mitzvah party
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(125)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Mother accused of mailing marijuana to jail inside a Bible. Holy smokes
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(23)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This seal is carrying a sensor to help scientists study the seas near Antarctica, and he seems pretty pissed off about it
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(20)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
France is trolling Francis. Will they get a bite?
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(19)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In an effort to fight extremely underage drinking, governor blocks bill that would allow baby pictures on beer bottles
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(28)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Someone is covertly choking chickens in South Carolina
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(26)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Manatee teen pregnancy emerging from the shadows"
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(21)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, Georgia's open carry law DOES extend to the world's busiest airport. You can even bring your AR-15
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(260)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Antique store claims to have Eva Braun's panties for sale, says they're guaranteed to raise a fuhrer
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(33)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Alice 97.3 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Controversial new drug referred to as "Viagra for women" under FDA scrutiny. The drug, called "red wine," allegedly increases a woman's libido
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
If the photos aren't good enough, you're not close enough--and Yellowstone's bison will definitely tell you when your photos are really, really good
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Pilot unaware of midair collision until after landing, when he found himself parked on top of the other plane
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oxford U's Vice-Chancellor thinks Americans overreacted to 9/11 because they aren't as resilient as Brits. Which explains that tame and balanced reaction to Northern Ireland and the IRA
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA Orion spacecraft thermal window inspection
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(34)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
School kitchen manager fired for giving lunches to hungry children without money
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(10 News)
 
 
 
The infidels will bow in terror at the almighty power of Croutons
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Being a negative nancy may have a downside
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's transition into Caitlyn Jenner is a sin against God on par with molesting children according to -- well, THIS is awkward -- the pastor who runs the church that the Duggar family attends
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Border agents seize 3,500 pounds of marijuana hidden in lettuce truck, but suspect it's just the tip of the iceberg
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's no telling the shenanigans a terrorist would get up to if he had access to a Massachusetts CVS
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(44)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Now we know how reindeer can fly
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(20)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Fashion superpower unveils its Fall 2015 lineup. Verdict: Muted earth tones are in; velcro is out
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four injured by fawlty rollercoaster at Alton Towers
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(51)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Another reason to pull your damn pants up
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(43)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Step on a crack break your mother's back. Step on a NYC sidewalk grating.. fall 20 feet down a hole and seriously hurt yourself
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(46)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Midwest avian flu outbreak causing egg prices to eggsplode
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(71)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't Mess with Texas...........Geese
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Here are 100 eggcorns that pass mustard
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(104)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Photoshop this engineering feat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height. Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring. Up through the atmosphere, up where the air is clear, oh... Oh, OH HOLY CRAP
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here, we see a newly discovered marsupial, known for suicidal, 14-hour-long sex sessions. And across the ridge, we find a standard Farker, who is winded after 3 minutes of sex
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A couple whose rat-infested garden has been piled high with junk for five years have been branded the filthiest in Britain. Their response? WooHoo we're #1
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Protip: there's a difference between dental health and mental health. We're looking at you, mister dentist's office masturbator
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever seen a pigeon's genitals? ISIS is worried that you might
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(116)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can stop worrying about those mysterious aircraft flying over U.S. cities and spying on people. It's just the FBI
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(51)
 
(History Today)
 
 
 
Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel: Bootlegger, gangster, builder of casinos, Nazi hunter ... wait, what?
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(34)
 
(Heavy)
 
 
 
TSA calling in fake airline threats today to cover up for their embarrassing DHS review
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(56)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Yeah, so one of our cops beat a dude up and now we're out a bunch of cash. Meaning that you, the taxpayer, are out a bunch of cash"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Was I wrong to praise a police blotter?"
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(55)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
NewsFlash
 
FIFA evacuates its Blatter
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott hosts Republican presidential hopefuls at Walt Disney World, confusing election watchers who can't tell Sleepy from Dopey and think they're all Goofy
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bad - you're being taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Worse - the ambulance hits a bus and flips several times
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(53)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
After massive security failure, TSA tells its acting director to remove shoes, hat, all government ID
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(171)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Hello, class of 2015. 2/3 of you are bad and you should feel bad
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(111)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: Performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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(114)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman charged with driving under the influence ... of whipped cream
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(76)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these divers
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Negative, Maverickski, the pattern is full
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(81)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Hamas basically admits that they refuse to rebuild parts of Gaza and deliberately keep the residents there poor as an open air zoo for the world media, governments and leftist groups
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Sometimes the only way to stop your drunk mom from driving everyone to the store to get outfits for the sixth-grade graduation is to punch her in the face
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you're on a driving lesson and your car gets run over by a tank?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you're in prison and decide to be your own attorney during your murder trial, don't whine to the judge that your incarceration has presented obstacles in gathering and reviewing evidence you need to prepare your defense
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today's unfounded freakout for preppers: Obama's taking away our wood-burning stoves
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(171)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah so we're sorry that we didn't get a hold of you over the last 10 years to let you know that your daughter is in our foster care system. It's awesome that you reached out. There's just the small matter of a $7,800 bill. So yeah
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(93)
 
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Belgium asks, "Who the fark still uses a payphone?"
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(42)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman ordered to serve two weeks behind bars for having outrageously loud sex: "Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up. This lasted ten minutes" (w/pic of Gemma)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Family forced to flee from house when can of deodorant explodes and sets kitchen on fire. Investigators ask them all to raise their hands if they're sure
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(15)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Colorado high school principal stops valedictorian from speaking, outs him to parents
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(174)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why did London's last wild colony of hedgehogs cross the road? They never did, and that's why they're still live hedgies
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirty-year-old support worker loses half her body weight after giving up 1,095 candy bars per year habit, starting the Cambridge Weight Plan: "I'm saving up money I would have spent on chocolate to see my dad in Florida later this year" (w/pics)
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(57)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
How an $85 traffic fine will cost you $499, even if you pay it on time
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(54)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey FEMA: Not to tell you how to do your job, but if you schedule a meeting with homeowners about the massive flood damage to their homes, it helps if you actually show up for the meeting
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Happy hours may soon again be legal in Illinois
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(21)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
As the Western drought continues, whitewater rafting companies are adapting to lower water levels. The new model seems to be an inner tube with a beer cooler tied to it
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(42)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
You're all alone at the funeral home saying goodbye to the last of your loved ones and you're all alone in the world now except for Lulu the comfort dog who's there by your side in case you need her
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(19)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Your cat is infecting your body with parasites while you sleep. "I don't think we can take it for granted anymore that these parasites are sitting in our heads for the rest of our lives doing nothing"
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Mon June 01, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The latest product to be delivered by bicycle in NYC? Mattresses. Seriously, no springs attached
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(28)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
And America's most atheist city is also its most anti-homeless. Gentlemen, raise your colanders to Seattle
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(197)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I'm stuck to my bike. I'm so very scared. Help (not safe for work)
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(43)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this view
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark your earholes with FarkCast
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(26)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Wackos inundate California town after city council outlaws space-based weapons. Mayor Butt calls for calm
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(75)
 
(Tech Frag)
 
 
 
Google and Levi's team up to create smart pants, ideal for covering up your dumb ass
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(42)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Visiting a quaint New England town for your friend's wedding? Locals don't cotton to your big city, pooping on the shelves at the Rite Aid, ways
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(32)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Muslim woman denied can of soda on an United Airlines flight for fear she could go Mentos
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(141)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
NewsFlash
 
Either Godzilla's waking up, or there were just a bunch of earthquakes off the Oregon Coast. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(136)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
You had one job. ONE JOB
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(156)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Woman riding her bike 4,600 miles starting in Denver, Colorado and ending in Anchorage, Alaska to raise money for the Colorado Nepal Alliance's Earthquake Relief Effort. "It seems more fun than riding across Kansas"
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(51)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Another parachutist injured at Skydive DeLand, as DeLanding continues to be the source of the problems
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gosh golly, it's Hop-Con 3.0: The w00tstout Launch Festival in San Diego on July 8th. Get your tickets before they run out
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new viral craze is sweeping across Korea; EVERYBODY PANIC
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(44)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Meditating 'energy healer' discovers that everything in the cosmos is interconnected, especially the lake and her Hyundai since she didn't set the parking brake while meditating
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(32)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to save water in the California drought? Put in a pool
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(79)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Congressional intern arrested for exercising constitutionally-protected right
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Murder suspect claims he is innocent because he doesn't like pizza. Which is absurd. Who doesn't like pizza?
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(60)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ there's a lion in the car
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Ancient cave paintings
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(30)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'll see your 'college students build free artificial arm' and raise you 'high school students build artificial arm.'
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(25)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Two million new people have moved to Florida in the ten years since a hurricane last made landfall in 2005. Some people think this will not end well
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(231)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's scarier, finding some drunk stranger in your bed when you get home or knowing that there are people out there that would take a selfie anywhere?
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(29)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Solar plane grounded by clouds
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting totally wasted on a plane, stripping naked and urinating on Dolph Lundgren is no way to go through life, son
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(108)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Loud noise linked to weight gain, according to a recent study at Buffalo Wild Wings on Super Bowl Sunday
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan: "Hey opposition, if you can find my golden toilet seat I will resign"
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(52)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eva Braun's underwear may have been found in a Ohio thrift shop
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(83)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Help! Subbing for AP Honors Law teacher today, they are working on Moot Court Oral Arguments I'm up shiat creek because I'm a choir teacher
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(180)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police say a teen stabbed a man in the chest and arm before leaving him to die after an argument over what? A) Money. B) Drugs. Or C) A cellphone
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(33)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Family accuses Petco of turning their Golden Retriever into a Dachshund dog because of groomer error
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(210)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Who's addicted to what and from where? No, Hentai is not a category and your mom's basement is not a region
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(50)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
During a tour stop in Israel, the Backstreet Boys decided to get baptized in the Dead Sea because they're as important as Jesus
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(86)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The Patriot Act has officially expired and NSA phone spying is dead at least for a couple days. Who are you going to call on Phone Freedom Day?
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(188)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
An end to a touching story at Neverland Ranch, FIFA doesn't have enough pressure on Blatter to go, and Hooters waitress wants to put her organ into a male customer for a change: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/24 - 5/30
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Smash and grab" jewelry thieves lead police on a merry chase through a shopping mall. And yes, there's video
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train rider
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(20)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Blogger mom is outraged that police won't allow her children to swim in a polluted creek filled with sharp rocks in the middle of a nature preserve. "What business does the state have telling responsible parents how to do their job?"
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(202)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Big Book of British Smiles has a new centerfold
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(61)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Send a quart of cow manure in the mail to a neighbor in response to a lawsuit over your barking dog? That's a misdemeanor charge of third-degree harassment, a possible 30 days in jail and a $625 fine
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
CATS schedule changes take effect Monday. Instead of sleeping for 5 hours and getting up to eat before taking another nap they will now nap 6 hours and play for a bit and maybe get some lovin' after eating
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(17)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
22-year-old Alabama man bludgeons mother to death after an argument about grades. Police have no information on which high school the man attends
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Carrion luggage found at Tokyo train station
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(17)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"They were my heroes today" Lee said. "They were able to get one right away and then after a lot of creative thinking they got three more"
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(9)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
College says Dennis Hastert's name is no longer associated with its Center for Economics, Government, and Public Policy
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(43)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Vermont becomes the third state to ban philosophical exemptions to vaccinations, joining West Virginia and Mississippi in the 21st century
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(59)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man cuts his daughter, stabs self in the neck at McDonald's. Probably after finding out what really goes in to those burgers and chicken nuggets
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The French conservative party UMP, whose members are apparently are just about as bright as American conservatives, officially change their party's name to "The Republicans"
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dognapping in UK up 20 percent as thieves steal unattended pooches for easy money. Your dog wants stakes
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Josh Dugger is "tormented by seamen"
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(84)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Good thing that woman sentenced to walk 30 miles for taxi fraud wasn't a Royal Marine. Wrecked 'er? It'd killer
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(29)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Volusia county lifeguards had to rescue 32 people who thought they could swim on Saturday
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When an article opens with the words "Are these the world's most embarrassing tattoos?" you know somebody's needled (mildly not safe for work)
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(72)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Guat hunting' the latest craze right where you'd expect it
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beijing public smoking ban begins; is immediately broken four billion times
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(21)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
J-walk in front of a bicyclist? That's a stabbing
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(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
News: Michigan cops legally rob "every belonging" from attractive medical marijuana patient/caregiver's home. Fark: They even take her vibrator. "Why take my vibrator?"
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(111)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
"There's no way that we have been able to come up with to prevent idiots from riding around in cars with high-powered weapons shooting indiscriminately into homes and not caring where the bullets go"
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The most Texas possible response to the flooding: a genuine old-fashioned cattle drive
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(18)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott will sign the bill legalizing cannabis oil for epilepsy patients
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(18)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Human remains wash up in Oklahoma flood waters... 1000 year old ancient Indian remains. Paging Mr Spielberg and Mr Hooper
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(15)
 
(Greensboro News-Record)
 
 
 
Thirty years later, STILL the weirdest true-crime story you've ever heard of (Some graphic images/content)
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(36)
 
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Woman steals headstones from veterans' graves to surround her fire pit. Let's just hope her husband doesn't get mad that she was arrested
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(35)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Because sometimes you just have to get nude while at the park, yell and babble to yourself
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(21)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand midwives will be held accountable if they spread anti-vax propaganda, measles
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Congress has officially adjourned with no vote on the Patriot Act extension. As of midnight EST, feel free to resume sending your dick pics
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(225)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
"Oliver Twist scenarios" are taking place on Britain's streets as children are tasked with pickpocketing, shoplifting and begging the question for Americans as to who this Oliver Twist is
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(42)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Polish painter covers home in aluminum foil, calls it art
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(27)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto suburb should have paid the $5/week Bear Patrol tax
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(15)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The world's elderly are on a crime spree"
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(34)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Because everyone deserves to drive, even people who take SIXTEEN times to pass their driving test
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(39)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Running garden hose allows responsible parties to dodge blame for landslide
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(15)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Elderly woman beats off carjacker, then things get weird
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(25)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
If you're driving a busload of passengers down an interstate and drop your water bottle, just let it go, man, 'cause it's gone (at least until you can pull over)
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(12)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
China is developing an ATM with facial recognition technology
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(35)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Zoo employee in critical condition after being bitten by a dragon
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man gored to death by future steak
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half of us tell funny stories we've heard as though they happened to us. That reminds me of a hilarious thing that happened to me when I was inventing Fark in 1999
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(26)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
While you were complaining how you couldn't find your TV remote, meet the 92-year-old woman who just ran a full marathon today
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(48)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Where traffic cops aren't men or women. Or, well, both, at the same time
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(12)
 
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Someone walked into the Macon County, Missouri jail to bail out some other loser and got themselves arrested on drug charges. This is not a repeat from last week
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(28)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Giant Rubber Duck Invades Philadelphia
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(26)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're hot today in Midtown Manhattan, there's free air conditioning on the street at 38th and Madison courtesy of the crane that dropped it from 30 stories up
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(26)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Here's your 2015 Hurricane Guide, just in case you want to know when to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye
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(19)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
German police alerted anonymously to unruly mob activity swarm area, only to find asparagus pickers
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(19)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Classy mum of the day asked couple if they wanted a threesome before telling another woman she was "too fat" to join
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(28)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA: Whoever smelt it, dealt it
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(14)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Being that Shiba Inus are really humans in disguise, they certainly know how to chill out and have a good time like us
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(23)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tough guys doing tough things
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan town council: "Those are just...you know...plants, man"
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(19)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
What it's like to be a clown in an age when people think it's fun to hate and fear clowns. Strangely, no mention of porn
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(47)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven underrated U.S. vacation spots. Did YOUR favorite hidden gem make the list?
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(102)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
11 bodies found at Ohio funeral home. Well, where the hell else would they be?
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(23)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not News: Government worker caught watching porn at work. News: He's a politician. Fark: During a debate
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(13)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Jury acquits drug czar on felony possession charges despite the czar's full confession
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this: New photo raises doubt about police account of shooting
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(294)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police looking for one surprised-looking thief
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(21)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
There's low, and there's stealing clothes from a donation box low. At least the surveillance cameras worked
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in Pointless Fear Mongering, "Is your neighborhood killing you?"
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(34)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Another buzzed driving incident
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(22)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be outdone by Baltimore, Chicago's weekend gun violence sees two dead and twenty-one wounded
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(138)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jaws was released 40 years ago and being eaten alive from the feet up on a sinking boat is still the most petrifying death scene ever made. You can keep your 'one in 3.7 million chance'
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(65)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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(45)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police forced to intervene in naked cycling event after one of the riders gets 'aroused'. SCHWINN (Not safe for work)
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(60)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-Nazis received $20.2 million in Social Security benefits
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meteorologists say enough rain fell in Texas during May to cover the entire state 8 inches deep. Whoa
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(51)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Meet the Press is worried that all this talk about sex scandals and molestation will keep moderate, pragmatic child molesters from wanting to run for political office
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(51)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this parental supervision
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(18)
 
(WTAP News Center)
 
 
 
Man from Alabama goes to Ohio to steal $3000 worth of coins and gets arrested in West Virginia, all in an apparent plan for neck reduction surgery
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(45)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Never spit in the street in Singapore. Especially not near the hotel where the U.S. Secretary of Defense is staying
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Norway's prisons are awesome vacation resorts, so why don't prisoners ever want to go back?
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(167)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Please Master hand in your resignation
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(55)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman found not guilty of screwdriver attack after it was determined she had something loose
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Say what you will, but Hillary would have back pedaled
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(68)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
When stealing a car you might want to make sure the car's owner isn't asleep in the backseat
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(8)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Pig terrorizes town and craps in squad car, expected to be suspended two weeks with pay
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(26)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, if you could just look out of the windows on the left side of the airplane, you won't notice the ground crew applying adhesive tape to the engine casing on the right side
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(65)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"That's it. I needed to go on the lam in order to test the quality of the security at the prison where I was locked up. Yup, that's it officers"
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(7)
 
(Boobies)
 
 
 
Woman bails on taxi fare. Judge orders her to walk the entire length of the trip ... 30 miles
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(86)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Ancient Greek formula is used to find the world's most perfect body. And the winner, with a score of 96.4 is __________ ___________
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(128)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Hey, if my kids don't get to the bus on time, "it's on them"
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(32)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Well free-falling into an airbag is a dangerous thing to begin with, right?
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims men aren't put off by her luxuriant pelt. Well, she is British
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(84)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Electronics recycling center: "If you anonymously dropped off an ultra-rare Apple 1 computer at our location, please return for your $100,000 check"
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(53)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
For only $310, you can out-hip your hippest hipster friends with genuine ant vodak
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"American universities are addicted to Chinese students'"
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(63)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Oh Deer
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(56)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heated race
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(14)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Camping Adventures
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(120)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
UK man finds a bullet in his glass of beer, immediately complains of eating in a low caliber restaurant
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(54)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Not news: A musician gets kicked out of the band for his behavior. Fark: An oboist for the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra
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(87)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gay Head icon slid gently along soap-lathered rails, snugly placed in new position on the beach
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(35)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Tribunal calls for firing of teacher who let students play a different version of seven minutes in heaven in a classroom storage closet
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(63)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker
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(128)
 
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as Zoey the 8-week-old puppy who was stolen from the Humane Society of Southern Arizona has been found and will be going home with the family that adopted her soon
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(18)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sues multiple parties $11 million for failing to warn him that butane is flammable
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(98)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Vice President Joe Biden's son, Beau, has died. Fark cancer
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(403)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Family finds out the hard way that there are old mushroom identifying apps and bold mushroom identifying apps, but no old and bold mushroom identifying apps
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(66)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Get arrested while drunk, physically attacked and have pepper spray discharged into your face? That's a $175,000 settlement
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(64)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Treasure trove of trash teems from toppled tractor-trailer. Oscar the Grouch demands tour of wreckage
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(11)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Spain agrees to support America being permanently Moronic
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(47)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
D.C. man featured on 'Catfish' now charged with terrorist threats
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(32)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these space geeks
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(24)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Man confronts his neighbor about vandalism to his vehicle. News: Which escalates when he throws a cup of coffee at his neighbor. Fark: The neighbor comes back with a machete and slices off two of the man's fingers
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(41)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So much fail: A 17 year old accused of stealing a car from a dealership and crashing said car, and claimed to be an FBI agent
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a farking party in MN at Freddy's in Maplewood. June 6, 2015
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(49)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police dismantle elderly cocaine trafficking ring after executing successful sting operation known as Operation Grumpy Old Men
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(18)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
President Obama declares Texas a disaster
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(110)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who mailed drug-laced letters to prison inmates will get to a chance to see how many people are willing to correspond with him via prison mail
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(7)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
French farmer who killed truffle thief shuffles off for the next eight years
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(45)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Sociopathic cokehead investment banker causes extensive damage to innocent SUV
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(48)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
8.5 quake off coast of Japan, or Saturday as it's known locally
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Eight-legged hairy bunch of Nope crawls out of man's ear, back in
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(38)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"I was walking my dog, and there was a very tall man, about 6 feet 1 inch tall, running aggressively behind me, and I was very scared, because I'm pregnant and knew I couldn't get away very fast. He was completely naked. All he had was sneakers on"
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(50)
 
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Michigan police got the dirt on diving excavator relocator
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Every drone that's sold in the United States, whether it's made here or abroad, can have built into the drone itself a mechanism that doesn't let it fly in certain places." stated the US Senator
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
🎶..Cat Scratch Blindness..🎶
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(20)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Urban Dictionary defines Michigander as 'A driver, usually from the state of Michigan, who drives in the left lane, refusing to move over.' And Michigan drivers have been notorious for doing this for 50 years"
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(112)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Judge quotes Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry in human rights rant at murder trial and it wasn't the quote you think it was
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(84)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois police will make their victims pay for their body cameras
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(32)
 
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
There are a lot of ways to show confidence in your product. Having somebody take a rifle and shoot you in the groin shouldn't be one of them
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(22)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Police in Queens seek help in finding brazen gang that keeps attacking their hangout
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just like many elder Al Qaeda fighters were US trained because of the fight against the Soviets, many ISIS members are US trained because of the fight against terrorism
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(47)
 
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
"Vancouverites are feeling defensive this week after being labeled by The Economist magazine as a mind-numbingly boring city that has become too safe and predictable"
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(100)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to drive around in a rental car you 'borrowed' from a friend, make sure a cop's stolen badge and a pile of electronics are not in it
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(5)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman arguing with relative inside Burger King pulls gun, is promptly shot by cop
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(67)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This is why you should never let yourself be distracted by your phone when you're in snake country"
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(27)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony is getting paid top dollar for her story
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(89)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
California's drought has just reached BLACKWATCH PLAID status
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(179)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Police "help" mentally ill man--pulling him out of jail at 3 AM and putting him on a bus to Florida with a one way ticket
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(76)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you "start trying to oppress American citizens," people will fight back, says guy who seems confused why the American citizens he's trying to oppress are fighting back
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(96)
 
(moneytips.com)
 
 
 
More than two-thirds of US employees suffer from work overload. Present company excluded
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(80)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Etiquette tip: Even if you're really drunk at a party, it's not good manners to snort the host's dead mother's ashes
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When at night stanley charlie went a'missin'/ They thought he'd gone to the river a'pissin'/ By the mangroves at night/ Said the crocodile 'just right'/ Left the good folks by Endeavour a'fearin'
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(11)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
In America we do not hunt for food with slingshots in city parks
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"By doing this, Congress has handed over a sacred Native American site to a foreign-owned company for what may be the first time in our nation's history"
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(196)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Brazilians love new bible-based soap opera. It probably helps that you know which characters are going to come back from the dead in advance
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: Cat gives birth to four kittens. News: In a bird's nest
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(16)
 
(NPR)
 
Audio
 
What could you do with 26 million American Express points? Should you get 900 first class flights to Europe or maybe the 56 foot metal storm shelter? Eh, just ask this FIFA executive, he knows
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(20)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Man rams his SUV into his mom's house and nearly killed her over a financial dispute. Like that is going to help him become her favorite son
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(8)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
103-year-old twins find that they can't live apart for more than a few weeks
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(9)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit police would like to thank an unknown individual torching abandoned buildings, see if there is anything they can do for him
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(41)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Armed bikers wearing "Fark Islam" t-shirts and holding cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed will protest religious terrorism at mosque
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(332)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Ware drug raid, ware?
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Bunny Sue Roux, a two-legged 'bunny cat' becomes Instagram's latest feline sensation. Have a hopping good Caturday
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(1138)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Possible sniper on the loose: Two random shootings in Northern Colorado are linked by ballistic evidence. FBI offers $10,000 reward for information leading to arrest and conviction of person or persons responsible: "The public needs to be vigilant"
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(71)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
The Pentagon: Yeah, about that live anthrax we sent out... turns out we sent them out to more laboratories then we first thought. But there is no need to panic, this was our bad and we will investigate until we know how it happened
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sex offender with 28 previous offenses scores number 29 after grinding against a subway passenger. And while his next offense will earn him free representation, his mother claims that he is just looking for a wife
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(64)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
You know those scary looking bills that some fish have? Turns out that yes, they can kill you with them
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(37)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who tried to kill George Zimmerman will try the "Stand Your Ground" defense
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(89)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Animal control officers called to protect neighborhood from stuffed tiger
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(17)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Look I realize kids are trying, but if you can't wait until you get home to shoot up heroin, you have no business being a teacher's aide
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(11)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WV Man sues Dept of Ed, claiming teaching of evolution is preventing his daughter's dream of becoming a veterinarian
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(126)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
If you have one bucket that holds two gallons and another bucket that holds five gallons, how many buckets do you have?
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(158)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
In a stunning reversal, a Hooters waitress wants to put HER organ into a male customer
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(19)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
A group of students are shocked, SHOCKED that California history textbooks only portray the things they want you to know about
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(139)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Feds reveal what it was like to be a 'Realfella' for the infamous 1978 Lufthansa cargo hanger robbery after disclosure of their most detailed evidence to date
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(67)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a short week. Let's face it--nobody was working very hard. That's why you'll do well at this week's Fark Weird News Quiz. Well, everybody except that one guy. You know who you are
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(36)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
World's most expensive house now being built. Estimated cost is $500 million, not including cable
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(121)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
MassDOT's $90 toll for crossing the Tobin Bridge was too greedy even by government standards
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(46)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So long, Little Buddy
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(58)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Wine expert hails wine and weed pairings. Hurrah
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wall-walkers
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How many Orange County prosecutors does it take to violate the constitutional rights of one mass murderer? All 250 of them
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(134)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ever hear of the prank where you set alarm clocks to go off in your school lockers? Turns out that's a felony
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And... here... we... go
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(269)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dispute over last remaning BBQ rib leaves one woman with a piercing stare
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Look, this is getting tedious. No, I didn't try to kill this guy, either. What's with you guys?
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(59)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
SAT results were mysteriously lost, which is exactly what subby has been telling people for years
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(23)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frozen, cracking Lake Baikal in southeastern Siberia
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(30)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
$209 a pound "artisan" 20-year-old, cheese. You can't have any because you're not hipster enough, you're poor, and it's already spoken for
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(140)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Dukes of Hazzard was just a TV show and that's no way to exit a parking garage, grandpa
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(53)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No officer, grabbing a masseuse's hand and putting it on your junk it NOT sexual assault. Well, it IS, but SHE is not the one doing the assaulting
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(72)
 
(DeadState)
 
 
 
"So ... you're ... gay???"
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(195)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Why'd the Florida man slash the woman's tires? She got to the bingo hall B4 him
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(19)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Woman buys a baby photo of somebody from decades ago, finds the person who was the baby in the photo thereafter
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(17)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Bartender found guilty of shooting patron 56 times. Wait, scratch that. After he served the patron 56 shots
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(91)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
This is the church / And this is the steeple / Watch the lightning strike / And scare all the people
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(35)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor hopes the film "San Andreas" will get residents to prepare for a major earthquake. Just like "Titanic" helped prepare travelers taking a cruise with Carnival
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(51)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police arrest two women running a risky business near high school. Unclear if large numbers of savings bonds were also found
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(64)
 
(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
Beach balls have multiple purposes. You can play with them, bounce off them, attack sea lions with them
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Should YOU go bronde?
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(100)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
FIFA admits to being super villains, but did not time travel
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(34)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Apparently Siri knows the home phone number of CT Governor Dan Malloy and if you ask, she will just connect you
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone is pointing a green laser at airplanes flying over Long Island. ISIS? Could it be ISIS? Wait a minute...green? Jade is green, isn't it? ISN'T IT?
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(50)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canada scraps 'tampon tax'. Well, it's bloody well about time
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(62)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Father charged with child neglect after his baby was found crawling around the street in the nude, the family's loyal pit bull in tow. "Dogs don't make the best babysitters. Especially those dogs"
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(67)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Underwear sales figures show that 'granny panties' are the next big thing
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(121)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The U.S. is producing so much oil right now, our refineries are almost at capacity and we're looking for new customers to sell our surplus to. No, this is not an alternate Earth or a temporal side-effect of the Large Hadron Collider
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(120)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Texas floods force Anheuser Busch to properly label their cans
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You can't keep that bear, you don't have the permits to do so"
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(19)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will go somewhere else
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian authorities arrest suspected Pakistani spy. Difficulty: Pigeon
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(15)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Introducing the two horsepower garbage truck. This is not a repeat from 1798
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(19)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be less racist? Just try sleeping more
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(54)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy divers to help Confederate ironclad rise again
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(40)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
It's raining cats and dogs on I-95 in New Hampshire and that's not an euphemism
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind smashes glass door, walks down middle of street in broad daylight holding 51-inch tv over his head - gets away with it?
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(20)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
19-year-old college student places Craigslist ad seeking to "rent a family" to spend time with on her birthday, because she grew up in a series of foster homes
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(57)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Best teacher ever accused of showing before-and-after photos of her boob job to students. Wait, a teacher can afford a boob job?
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(73)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Is that a U-Haul truck at the crematorium? ... I think they're taking bodies out of that U-Haul truck"
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(48)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds Mississippi as the fattest state, with 35.2% of the population considered obese. There is a word for the other 64.8% who aren't yet at a dangerous level. Tourists
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(37)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just won a $650,000 settlement with the police department over them beating the crap out of you. Here's your check, and oh, by the way, a warrant for your arrest on 14 felonies
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(65)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you concerned that your number of sexual partners is unusually high? Or that the number is so low it's pathetic? Well, Slate presents the Sex Partner Calculator to tell you just how proud or shamed you should be
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(326)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Senior class cancels class trip, donates $8,000 towards health care costs to their principal who is fighting cancer
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern-day biker
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman called the police to ask for help with her suicidal boyfriend and they arrived armed with assault rifles, asked her to wait outside and then shot him dead"
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(213)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Now that's what I call real drag racing
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
7am: Have sex. 8:30am: Tackle your hardest task. 10am: Go shopping. 1:30pm: Eat lunch. 5pm: Get some exercise. 7pm: Drink some wine. 10pm: Go to bed
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The terrorists have won; no Muhammad drawings will be displayed on Washington buses or subways
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(464)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Russia has fielded a full team of Politics Tab players, hoping to win the World HOTY while FIFA is away
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(58)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Not news: Deputies respond to domestic dispute. Fark: Gator vs. Horse
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(13)
 
(Some Totally Sane Guy)
 
 
 
The Blue Bell Ice Cream listeria outbreak was just a story so the government can use the ice cream trucks as mobile refrigerated mortuaries
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(83)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen athlete can't compete in Junior Olympics because she was bitten by a shark. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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(16)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You might call it a ... *puts on sunglasses* ... Wesson in stupidity. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(27)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Look at the tits on that (Very safe for work)
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When most dogs are dying, they just want to be left in peace in a dark corner. But this guy decided to take his dying dog on a cross country adventure
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(24)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, there are people who consider the Duggar clown-car circus to be "too liberal"
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but we have answered the age old question of why there are holes in Swiss cheese
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(23)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well somebody is going to have a problem when a school's dress code for graduation includes using the term 'girls' for boobies
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(68)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
High Times' "Strongest Strains on Earth" issue intentionally excludes Colorado pot because it's TOO good: "The Denver Cup annually produces the majority of the winners, so we thought we'd showcase strains from other Cups around the world"
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is a nearly indestructible virus out there that can survive boiling acid. And it just might be key in saving the human race
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
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(29)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando School District will now monitor all staff and students' social media accounts. Orwell's "1984" noticeably absent from summer book lists
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To prove not all billionaire CEOs are heartless and greedy thugs, Chobani CEO will donate half of his wealth
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
An assault rifle used in seven unsolved Northern Ireland murders has been discovered on public display at London's Imperial War Museum
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(46)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pygmy hippopotamus gives birth to ugly-ass calf
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(18)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California legislature set to legalize the scourge of roadways
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(232)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Friendly the Clown arrested for getting too friendly with traumatic brain injury patient
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(57)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian oil company Rosneft signs up to be the next to have its industrial properties nationalized by Venezuela
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(21)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Royal Society of Putting Things On Top of Other Things is apparently illegal in Boulder, Co
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(73)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A Consumers Energy spokesperson said it is not standard protocol to patch natural gas leaks with rags
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
God is alive and well and living in Brooklyn...and he is pissed. So he sued them, of course
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama seizes control of the nation's water supply in an effort to, oh, who can even guess what nonsense they'll come up with this time?
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(131)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kirby Delauter, previously known for being Kirby Delauter, is back in the news for acting like Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter
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(65)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the anthropologists of the distant future study our society, this sixth-grader's written apology to an emergency dispatcher for calling 911 and shouting 'DEEZ NUTS' will be among the most valued primary documents
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(53)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Republican NC governor promises to sign bill allowing state employees to opt out of officiating weddings on religious grounds... And when I say 'sign', I mean 'veto'
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(63)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this robot rumble
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(26)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Got cancer? Maybe you should cut down on the semen
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(110)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
2,400-year-old 'bongs' used to smoke cannabis and opium are dug up in Russia. Willie Nelson thinks they might be the ones he lost
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Jade Helm hysteria, circa 1954: "all of the damage reports were composed of '5 per cent hoodlum-ism, and 95 per cent public hysteria.' Puget Sound residents had unwittingly become participants in a textbook example of collective delusion"
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(43)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you cook with fresh produce from your own garden? Share with your fellow Farkers how you make the most of your green thumb
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(174)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clean-up crew
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cow escapes slaughterhouse only to be shot at McDonald's
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(61)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida pilot's preflight checklist included half a bottle of Cognac, wine
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It was one small ban for mankinis, one giant step for an English seaside resort town: English resort sees crime fall after mankini clampdown
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(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coming this weekend to NYC, nature's most awe-inspiring sight: ♫Manhattanhenge, where the A-list dwells. Where the bankers live and they do live well / Manhattanhenge where a man might be a man. Where the children drink coffee and eat whole bran♫
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(25)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Antelopes in Kazakhstan no longer roaming, almost half of endangered species dead. Scientific theories include a lung disease or poisoning by rocket fuel from Russian launches at Kazakhstan's Baikonur spaceport. Either way they're not roaming
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(35)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six things you learn by being the worst person on the internet
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(144)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Warning: That lower back tat may come back to bite you in the ass
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think $39K is too much for a 3-yo's birthday party? Wait 'til Disney comes after them for the unlicensed Minnie and Mickey
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(71)
 
(Bournemouth Echo)
 
 
 
Pro tip for electricians: Check the wiring in your cannabis farm before it sets fire to your roof
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(18)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
A Burning Man festival in Israel ends up torching ancient remains by accident. Oops
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin: Those FIFA guys? Honest as the day is long. Incorruptible. Shining examples of human honesty and fair dealing. Pretty handsome too. Loved by their wives, Morgan Fairchild, whom they've seen naked
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(160)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man attempts to shoplift an AK-47 by stuffing it down his pants
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(103)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of the best investments ever made by America is well ahead of schedule and could be released this summer
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(153)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mad Max: Fury Road fans find "Wilton Silver Color Mist" on Amazon. Hilarity ensues
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(170)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz admits he's on level 217 of Candy Crush Saga
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(167)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Finally, the DOD is spending our money on something useful
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(74)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gay Head moved
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(51)