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Mon February 08, 2016
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Health department wants you to know that you likely got what you paid for at Discount Tattoo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tot Mom is back - Nancy Grace seen salivating
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark is adding something new. EVERYBODY PANIC!
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this routine maintenance
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's 'near miss' involving three passenger planes comes to you courtesy of Melbourne Airport
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(17)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
One of the Superb Owl's commercial was a gambling app featuring Pete Rose. What are the odds?
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(29)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why it's essentially impossible to study the long-term effects of any food or diet; also why you're fat
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(45)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Protip for Vegans: If you cook bacon until it's good and burned, it apparently cooks all the meat out
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey ISIS, there's an old saying: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." Learn it. Know it. Live it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Writer who was the frequent target of attacks by "pick-up artist" Roosh V who once labelled her "the ugliest feminist on the Internet" reacts to Roosh pleading for mercy after he was doxxed by Anonymous-and feels sorry for him
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(209)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo judge sentences architect of Costco parking structure to eight months in prison for ramp collapse during 2011 earthquake that killed two, says he obviously went to Kirkland School of Architecture
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(43)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Aaww: A woman finds her long-lost father and invites him to share her home. Eeww: So he rapes her
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(99)
 
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Charter bus carrying 50 rolls over on I95 in Madison CT. 30 being transported to hospitals, 6 are critical (autoplay video in link)
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(47)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chicken Little finally vindicated
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(38)
 
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy band
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama asks the country to not panic about his latest plan to destroy America
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
The Jaws of Life are actually the Jaws of Whenever, Dude
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(37)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Amorphophallus titanum bloom is underwhelming
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If they had a cruise ship that did nothing but sail through hurricanes, that would be an awesome cruise (with video)
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(133)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man interrupted from watching 'Hail, Caesar' as theater is evacuated over a threat, marking the first case in which a man is saved from a bomb by a bomb
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(91)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
1600 Florida students stay home after gun threat over Confederate Flag punching incident. To be fair, it kind of sounds like they've already learned everything that Florida can teach them
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(58)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Con man pretends to be in a coma for two years; police say he won't need his caravan then and sell it to compensate his victims
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
More and more flights are seeing wide variety of animals as emotional support companions. "You get on an aircraft and the cabin looks like a barnyard"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
"Glowing" is usually a word you associate with pregnant women. Ideally, not drinking water
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The last thing you'd want to inherit from your father is 72 step-mothers and more than 500 half-siblings. Especially when you're a feminist King
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(The Local)
 
 
 
NATO report says Russia practiced nuclear strikes against Sweden in 2013. Apparently that's what happens when Vladimir Putin gets frustrated after spending an entire weekend trying to put together a living room sectional from IKEA
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(The Hindu Business Line)
 
 
 
ಯೇಸು ಕ್ರಿಸ್ತನ, ಇದು ಒಂದು ಚಿರತೆ. ಪೂಲ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಪಡೆಯಿರಿ
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Darmok and Jalad at Nashville, shooting the toaster, and Huck, fin: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/31 - 2/6
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not News: Man caught speeding on the highway. News: He was going to the Super Bowl. FARK: He was caught in Pennsylvania, 2,800 miles away from the big game
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(28)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you are in power, as Treasury Secretary, you lend $25 billion to a troubled bank. When you leave the government you need lots of cash to start investing with. The bank returns the favor. This is something not taught in high school civics
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My wife and I returned to our cabin in the woods recently and found two containers of sexual lubricant on the counter. We suspect the maid and gardener. What do?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's Monday, which means you're thinking about quitting your stupid job and becoming a water gypsy in Borneo
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Officers later tweeted to say they were working to track down the owner of the horror pencil" (w/ pics of horror pencil)
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big swing
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
No towels in your hotel room? No need to wait an hour for the desk clerk to stop watching TV...now you can wait for a robot
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
FBI withdraws from wildlife refuge, Oregon, and the U.S. after being hit with overwhelming videos from the David Dildo-Fry
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(885)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man defies the astronomical odds of actually being hit by a meteor
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(50)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Tips for paying college tuition: 1. Don't pay cash. 2. If you do pay cash, don't keep the cash in your purse. 3. If you do keep the cash in your purse, don't leave your purse in a Dunkin' Donuts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With everybody so on edge because of terrorism, maybe now isn't a good time to film a movie scene where a bus blows up on a public bridge without first informing the locals
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
For everyone keeping score at home, more than 260 exotic snakes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and other captive animals have escaped from their enclosures in Florida in the last decade
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(26)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Loading ammo cartridges in the garage leads to world's most dangerous Rube Goldberg contraption
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Now that the game is over we can declare a winner from this year's crop of commercials, many of which which wanted you to have a superb bowel
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Operation "Methed Up" ends with 46 arrests, no complete sets of teeth
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The hidden dangers of bagged salads now includes giant huntsman spiders in-package
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(50)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Korea has a huge meth problem
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(97)
 
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Remember that Florida woman who pulled over the police officer for speeding? The police union has responded by posting her phone number and details about where she works and lives
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Fark memes & cliches on a 50s-style science fiction movie poster
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Census Dept reveals how America has changed since the first Super Bowl. Milk: 33 cents a gallon. House: $22,000. Median age for a woman's first marriage: 20.6 years
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A man-made virus is killing the world's honeybee population
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(104)
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spray celebration
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Spear chucker shot dead by police
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(112)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how tough you and your friends think you are, once you get dubbed "The Miley Cyrus Boys," all your street cred goes out the window
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
University of Iowa warned that its public standing suffers from an image as a party school. Because what high school student who wants to have a good time at college doesn't put Iowa at the top of their list?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicago cop who shot and killed a bat-wielding teenager is now suing the boy's family for "emotional trauma"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Jonathan Coulton's JoCo Cruise 2016 booking is now open. Now offering rum, the lash, and... what's that third thing again? February 21-28, 2016, on Royal Caribbean's Freedom Of The Seas
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
We're going to substitute these empty cooking oil cans for rebar in this 17 floor apartment building. Let's see if anybody notices
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Bag-el" or "Bay-gel"? Look, it's Sunday and not a whole lot else is happening today
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(184)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas city saves time by throwing the entire government in jail
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(67)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
58-year-old man dies during "Krispy Kreme Challenge". Can there be a cruller fate?
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(84)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ted Cruz
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Rookie Drinking
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(82)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently "motherly instincts" now means leaving your 13 kids, riding with militia guy who flees police, and then singing the Star Spangled Banner while being arrested. My mom used to make cookies
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
At least five skiers Czech out after being caught down under avalanche
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know it's not your day when your retirement luncheon unexpectedly becomes your memorial luncheon
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: losing your car down a sink hole. New badness: losing your dog. Happy ending: getting your dog back. Sad ending: who now has to wear diapers
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona it's illegal to host a potluck outside of the workplace. "Who cares? So is marijuana"
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(84)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Where were you when FDR was at the Yalta Conference? Well, meet the bassist who started playing with the Atlanta Symphony in 1945 and is still going
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(35)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
For the first time in recorded history, Alaska's commercial fisheries did not record a single death during the fiscal year. Halibut that
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish fire brigade synchronised crashing team get full points for style, effort
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kenya has found a novel way to protect endangered rhinos from poachers; by deploying sniper teams with shoot to kill orders
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(205)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When giraffes go bad they go really, really bad
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
5-O Captures one of Hawaii's most notorious, Wo Fat moves up the list. Tag for facial tattoo
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you donated a cadaver to George Washington University, they'd like to apologize to you for not having any idea who it is anymore
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(33)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo reveals sex of panda cubs. Well that is just so WRONG
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(19)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Parking cars on a frozen lake for a winter festival ends exactly as one might guess it would end
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(104)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Modern-day Bonnie-and-Clyde crime spree comes to an end. "Clyde" is killed, "Bonnie" in custody for robbery and kidnapping... OF MY HEART
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Angry customer fires off load at Tampa strip club, killing one and wounding seven. I guess that was a gun in his pocket after all
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(47)
 
(Some TaterTot MC)
 
 
 
Aspiring California DJ finds new life as a mixmaster Sonic Drive-In employee in Kansas town: "I kind of just want to give it some flair"
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steamer
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
That one sentence in the article says it all. Can you spot it?
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(73)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases hundreds of Abu Ghraib torture photos. In other news, George W. Bush has actually started campaigning for JEB
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(73)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sarlacc pit discovered in Arizona
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(38)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Albuquerque police looking for female "Zapp Brannigan" who might have a lead in a shooting investigation. A sexy lead
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(33)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
So let's celebrate the Chinese new year, which is the year of the...WTF is that?
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(129)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Marijuana shops are outlawed but a church is perfectly legal... to sell weed
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(24)
 
(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this drainage
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(28)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three held in Egypt over pyramid scheme
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(18)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police arrest local weather forecaster for being wrong about an early spring. Jim Cantore seen whistling as he casually leaves town
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(18)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Your hooker in 30 minutes or it's free
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Podunk, USA, pre-Walmart: No, Walmart, stay away we don't want you to kill our town. Podunk, USA, post-Walmart: Walmart, Walmart please come back. We love you, Walmart, we're dying without you
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(131)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad: ISIS supporter in Dearborn planned to attack a church. Good: He was turned in by his own father who discovered his stash of weapons and intent
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(52)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Walmart sues Puerto Rico over 91.5% tax rate applicable only to Walmart. Puerto Rico says you're lucky we didn't take the other 8.5%
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(173)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to commit a home invasion, maybe you should wear a mask so the victim can't recognize you from his high school yearbook
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(17)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
In order to prevent bad things, the FAA has ordered a no drone zone around the Super Bowl. Fark: Of 32 miles
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(63)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Now EVERYBODY is claiming their body naturally produces alcohol
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(37)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin: "Hey kids, why not try taking your toboggan down an Olympic bobsled track? It'll be fun"
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(127)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Art Gallery suing next-door School of Rock because of the noise those kids make with their gahl-durned electrified ... air conditioner?
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(19)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is one thing that is finally kicked off her bucket list, as this 82-year-old woman found her 96-year-old birth mother after looking for decades
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(45)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In their ongoing fascination with tiny things in Japan comes a tiny bookstore that is only large enough to stock one title at a time
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chicago goes crazy for paczkis in February, because Polish donuts go so well with soupy pizza
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian lawyer brands unlikely friendship of goat and tiger as ....*shakes magic 8 ball*.... gay propaganda
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorry I can't join you on that marathon, I'm allergic to running
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(37)
 
(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dirty victory
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(21)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
North Korea is going to launch a rocket today and Japan is probably going to shoot it down. I'll be in my bunker
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A beloved cat who has spent almost five years patrolling a West Yorkshire railway station has been given a promotion and a uniform for her dedication to her job of rodent control. Just in time for Caturday
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(833)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Restless for another cute critter to idolize, Japan nominates the frog as this year's candidate for cute overload. "Signs are in evidence that more young women will be flocking to frogs-both real and of the ersatz variety"
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(41)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Old and busted: You don't have to be charged with a crime for us to seize your money and your house. New hotness: Not so fast, renters. We can't steal your landlord's apartment, but we can have you evicted just for spite
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(150)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
For a year a small town in Maine has had no taxes, no elections, and very little government. But it's not the Tea Party nirvana some expected. "No matter where you go, people ask if you've heard when they're going to have town meeting"
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(67)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman asleep in bed with her husband killed by morning wood
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We told you that you didn't want to know how the sausage was made
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(51)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Not that anybody's thinking about anything but the game this Sunday, but for those of you not into sportsball, we have a fresh Fark Weird News Quiz for you. Still warm from the oven
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(44)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Asbestos removal requires specially-trained personnel wearing hazardous material suits working under carefully controlled conditions ... unless it's Orlando, then just call some firemen
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(50)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
We get all kinds of thieves in here. From the fella who stole a snake and lost it at Lowe's to a guy who stuffed an alligator in his shorts pocket
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(10)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC says to use a condom to avoid Zika but how are you supposed to get it on the mosquito?
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(53)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I submitted this with a batter headline
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(34)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone who believes the government released all of the documents on the Kennedy assassination step forward ... not so fast
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(91)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Finally, a bracelet that feeds caffeine directly into the bloodstream. Shut up and take my money
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(39)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Soon there will be a Bigger Ben
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(52)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
6.4 magnitude quake hits Taiwan. Details are a bit shaky but there has been at least one large building collapse
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(70)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angel
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(33)
 
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
In their defense - the guy high on PCP probably didn't know he had been shot either
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(20)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
No, no one thinks the stuff in McDonald's new cheese sticks is actually cheese. No, no one is stupid enough to file a federal lawsuit over it. Well, almost no one
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Funny, you don't look like a cat
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(31)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Want to call Comcast and complain? They have just added the Fourth Circle of Hell to the experience
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man crashes drone into the Empire State Building. 2/4. Never forget
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(42)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
He gets a doughnut, she gets a doughnut, everybody gets a doughnut
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(20)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Maine's highest court rules that a prosecutor pretending to be asleep during the defense's closing arguments may have been some seriously childish bullsh*t, but it 's not enough to overturn a murder conviction
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At least they fixed the lost luggage problem
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(7)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug dealer taunts police on Facebook with boast of "You will never find me." The predictable happens
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A man is trying to commit suicide? Well, we can't have THAT, so PEW PEW PEW
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(156)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decries the crocodile tears of a middle school murderer, hopes a Florida jury knows what crocodile tears are
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like edgy pro-rape crusader is indeed a king... of his mom's basement
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(143)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cashier with five-iron tees off on robber with knife
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(20)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Things for Parents to Freak Out About," the hair tourniquet
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(59)
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trophy oyster
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(19)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
8-year-old robs grocery at gun point. Mom's comment: "When I grabbed my purse, it was so light... I said, where is my gun?"
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant marauding vagina attacks small Spanish town (Not safe for work pics)
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(116)
 
(freakoutnation)
 
 
 
Cliven pulls off the TripleBundy, with three sons now in jail
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(158)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This is not helicopter parenting, this is totally gung ho: World's most demanding dad beats his regiment of children into submission by training them semi-naked in the snow
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(34)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As part of ongoing efforts to heal The Great Schism of 1054, a Roman Catholic Pope is meeting with a Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church for the first time in history. So, naturally, they chose.. Havana?..as the place to meet
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tensions rise as Mount Dora searches for a new city manager, but so far only a purple monkey, felonious fox, and a talking backpack have expressed interest
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why won't the CIA reveal what's in its art collection?
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(46)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which companies profit the most from war? Here's your list
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(101)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
One of the few times when "a howitzer" is the appropriate answer in civilian life
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(72)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda may need to pay $3.4 million for damage they did. Great Dildo Sale of '16 commences
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(616)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims elusive "goat rapist' is attacking her stock and everyone thinks she's nuts: "I have had the police out here a few times. I don't think they are taking me seriously"
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sad: Going to a funeral. Weird: Your own funeral. Amusing: To confront your husband who hired hit men to kill you
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After finding out that sex lube costs as much as 28 times as much as a barrel of oil, President 0bama proposes evening the score
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(217)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
'I'm being beaten up by ghosts' - Cops reveal weirdest paranormal emergency calls most of which will make you go...'Why?'
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police warn of theft ring targeting classic cars, such as 1980s Ford Escorts: "It's all about the resale value. Enthusiasts and collectors will pay thousands, sometimes tens of thousands of pounds for a desirable Cortina or Escort"
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(170)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Several drivers in Manhattan who were happy they scored a free street spot this morning next to a crane are going to have a really bad evening commute
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(85)
 
(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Casinos worried that millennials aren't getting into traditional gambling like their parents and grandparents, so they're bringing in tattoo studios, mixed martial arts competitions and other offbeat attractions to attract a younger clientele
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(147)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's how to offer a cash reward, because you've probably been doing it wrong your whole life
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(32)
 
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Hey boss, can I get the hot cocoa sampler box instead?
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(55)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ahh, the life of a politician. One day you're negotiating international trade agreements, the next day you're getting slapped in the face with a pink dildo
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(75)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe is a disaster. Again
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(77)
 
(Some Acoustic Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady listening to a glacier
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(21)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Kneel before Xi
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(50)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
High school referee says Native American players on a girls basketball team cannot wear traditional Navajo buns in their hair. Players go on the warpath
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(234)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If only there were some way to identify the criminal mastermind who sat down inside a photo booth and broke into the cash drawer
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass 8-month-old sea lion wanders into a fancy restaurant, curls up in a booth, and goes to sleep
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(30)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Mental note: Never -- and I mean NEVER -- pick a fight with a guy who has "PSYCHO" tattooed across his forehead
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(92)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't go into fast food shops and yell at kids for eating fast food. You don't go into bars and yell at drunks for drinking too much. You don't go into homes and yell at people to get off the sofa. Yet you yell at cyclists for not wearing helmets
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(283)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A little song, a little dance, a little teeth-rotting, carbon acidic seltzer down your pants
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(20)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Scientists have sequenced the genome of bedbugs in order to find ways to eradicate them
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(64)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers in the Fukushima region report picking up ghosts of people who died from the tsunami
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(124)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study: winners are unethical people because winning makes people unethical
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(89)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps you wonder why McDonald's doesn't explicitly promote their new Kale Salad as healthy fast food. Well, they're clowning us
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(105)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Off-duty NYPD officer awarded $15 million after incident of cop-on-cop violence
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(101)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Chargers are going to Detroit
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(52)
 
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Dear Crabby: "My granddaughter cheats at Candy Land." Crabby: "given that I laughed like an idiot when my nephew mooned me while shouting "BOO BOO BUTT", I may not be the best person to ask for advice here"
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(65)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Rescuers hope stranded sperm whale that washed up on a beach in Norfolk will die overnight to end its suffering before they have to break out the dynamite
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's not a crab. THIS is a crab
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(126)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach boys
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(27)
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Some people are accused of having a hollow leg in regard to their drinking habits. Then there's this guy
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(21)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to buy one of everything for sale on Amazon? Unless you have over $13B, don't even bother
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One too many cooks spoils the recipe
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(53)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
It's been a few months since Sheldon Adelson secretly bought the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Let's see what's going on with the pa-OH LAWD
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meet DadBod Ken
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how a bunch of bad mortgage debt crashed the American economy in 2008 and set off a world-wide recession? Yeah, not to worry you but it looks like China's sitting on about $5 TRILLION in bad loans right now, or about half of their entire GDP
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(120)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Transcendental meditation guru urges parents to teach their older children to meditate. "Like expensive coffee, books without pictures, or Captain Beefheart, there are certain things that are wasted on young children"
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Pharma Douche is a great guy and not a huge farking douche
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(131)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Remember that retired Ohio police officer who's K-9 partner was set to be auctioned? Yep, the dog was sold, at the opening bid of $1
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(74)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle hair salon employees clipped via text message
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(39)
 
(Bacon Bomb)
 
 
 
The Bacon Bomb Explosion Burger wins at the Florida State Fair, as it should have
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After a 6 hour drive to remote fishing village on northern coast of Iceland, NJ tourist comes realize that he entered the wrong address into GPS for his Reykjavík hotel, proceeds to have fun anyway
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(74)
 
(Some Mac & Cheese Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How do you do your Mac & Cheese to get you through the winter months? Subby works a white truffle oil in with fontina and gruyère cheese and some orecchiette pasta topped with buttered panko breadcrumbs to stave off the cold
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(207)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Batman robs Florida dollar stores, as he's apparently not the crook Florida deserves or needs, just one of the ones they happen to have right now
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(23)
 
(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
Father who tried to claim his 7-year-old as an 'employment related expense' on his taxes loses his case in court
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(40)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sapphire pool in Denali National Park
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Surprising absolutely no one, there are Zika virus Truthers
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(78)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Woman injured at Darmok and Jalad gig in Nashville
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(62)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A Spanish channel has launched naked English language lessons with teachers giving classes completely in the nude. You know subby could use a couple of pointers
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(89)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Still waiting for your tax return? Well, the IRS computer that handles that was the same one that contained Lois Lerner's emails so there'll be a slight delay
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(56)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
My other evolution-enhancing monolith is also a Porsche
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(31)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
The University of Iowa is missing a goat used in research, and it's gallivanting around the Iowa City metro area
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(58)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Missing cat found in pet food factory two years later, weighing twice as much as it used to
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(96)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you bought a lottery ticket on August 8 in an LA 7-Eleven, you might want to check the numbers
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(20)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Affluenza strikes Canada as member of family worth billions who killed 3 kids and their grandfather while driving drunk "accepted full responsibility and accountability for his conduct and the devastating consequences of that conduct." Wait, what?
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(105)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WWJK? All of them. "Jesus would have killed them all"
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(171)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When the husband cometh into his wives chamber, he must entertain her with all kind of dalliance, wanton behaviour, and allurements to venery
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(47)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues as police go to trailer to arrest former pro wrestler: "He was acquitted of a charge of sitting on top of one officer and hitting him with his elbow because the only potential witness was face-down in a headlock at the time"
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
LIve like a king in your own castle for just $19,000? What's the catch?
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is(no)
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like Baghdad has been playing Fallout 4
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(97)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro pleads the 5th to every question except how to pronounce his name. Committee feeling ill
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(231)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cologne marks second ladies' night in a month
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(47)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Stress-related hair loss has certainly been observed in dogs, cats, humans and even bears, but this is the first time we've heard of it happening to a hedgehog"
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(29)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds half of all attacks on people by large carnivores were triggered by people doing nothing at all
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are Worse ways to go - Elderly man 'who died while having sex is wheeled away by paramedics - with the prostitute still attached to him'
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(82)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Come April, Britain will kick out all foreigner workers who make less than $50,000
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(75)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you left your Lexus parked on the roof of a Los Angeles home, police would like to have a word with you
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you want to create a profile on Ashley Madison, but also want a degree of anonymity? Simply wear a Lone Ranger mask on your picture
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our nanny just told us she's HIV positive. Should we fire her just to be safe? That wouldn't be illegal, would it?"
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 1951, members of the Explorers Club dined on woolly mammoth. Only it wasn't woolly mammoth, but sea turtle
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(31)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Grand jury indictments against Y'all Qaeda to be released today
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(753)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A barrel of sex lube currently costs 28 times as much as a barrel of oil
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Who knew possession of more than two decks of playing cards was illegal?
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(68)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"The bill would prohibit Iowa's three state universities to cooperate with Stanford University until school officials publicly apologize to Iowans for mocking the state with a cow by the marching band during the Rose Bowl." Iowans can't take a joke
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(76)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Legal rape advocacy founder cancels worldwide meetups because he could not guarantee the safety of attendees
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(331)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mary Fiumara, who starred in iconic Prince Pasta commercial as smothering Italian mama in North End of Boston, is dead at 88
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(36)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Senators blast Comcast for predatory billing practices
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(70)
 
(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this quick break
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(26)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
We have standards. You'll never fit in at Taco Bueno unless you can hotwire a customer's car in under twelve seconds
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: When burglarizing an apartment building, do not sign into your Twitter account from the front desk computer under the surveillance cameras
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bigamist caught after he failed to make a new Facebook account and posted photos from his latest wedding
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Would the last person in Sydney please turn out the lights?
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(96)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
At least 10 people have reported becoming sick with gastrointestinal illness after eating at a Buffalo Wild Wings. That's not normal?
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(66)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
School superintendent erects signs warning that its teachers are packing heat. His justification? "Having a sign in your front yard saying 'this is a gun-free zone' just tells the idiots, 'Come on in,' because we can't defend ourselves"
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(291)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Everybody was "Vaginal Kung-Fu Fighting." Wait what?
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(90)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nice: Getting a whole row to yourself on a flight. Awesome: Getting the whole plane to yourself
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(93)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 561: "That's Cold 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The man who invented the Whac-A-Mole has fallen on some hard, hard times
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(83)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Counterfeit Xanax pills sold by drug dealers could cause lethal overdose, lead to job as Fark admin
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arizona day care worker fired for using social media to share that "I swear I love kids" and that she thinks they are # 1
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(163)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're going to want to sit down and fasten your seatbelt for this. Turns out the explosion onboard that Daallo Airlines flight yesterday was actually caused by a bomb
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(74)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tough day at the office
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(23)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The family that drinks together, drives together
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(8)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Creation Museum aims to triple in size, irrelevancy
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(200)
 
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
"A spokesman for Wetherspoons confirmed the restaurant had to close last night because of a rat problem, but said he could not confirm whether a rat ran up a customer's trouser and ate a chip from his hand"
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(22)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fewer Canadians drinking booze, but sales have increased. "Most people tend to underreport how much alcohol they drink" *Hic.*
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(41)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Lord Lucan? None of it may be true, but it's all a good read. Especially the bit about the tiger
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
WHO: Sexual transmission of Zika a 'concern.' I thought he'd only gotten as far as first base
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(41)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Niagara Falls residents have no idea why the University of Iowa fight song is playing all night every night in their downtown, but would like it to stop
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(56)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before scientists concluded Super Bowl parties may be killing you
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(68)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
You may be having a bad day, but at least you are not having a "crashed one of the few remaining flying P-51C Mustang" kind of days
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(144)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKK *yoink* ... *splash*
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(68)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Not news: Your boat prop is fouled by rope. News: A 350-pound tiger shark fouls your boat prop. With pic goodness (Graphic images in article)
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(73)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Latin American Catholics have to decide which is worse: Using birth control, or getting a little head
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(147)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who knew closing the Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant could cause an environmental disaster?
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spanish judge says it's still okay to toss turkeys from bell towers. Just to clear that up
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(42)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ruler of whatever
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
That's not hair on the Starbucks mermaid, it's a burka
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(91)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Last year saw a record number of exonerations, with 149 wrongful convictions being reversed nationwide, with 54 in Texas alone. Not sure whether that means TX is the most serious about getting justice right or they wrongfully convict a LOT of people
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is a cow a "who" or a "which"? Well, it depends on whether the cow weighs more than a duck
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman ships her car from Alaska to Seattle. News: Finds her condoms are missing from the car. Fark: Also finds this note: "I took your condoms... used them with a lady co-worker (smiley face). Would love to tell you about it"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scottish drunk inadvertently tapes PSA about why shopping for booze on a hoverboard is a bad idea: "Lassie from the shop sent us this CCTV of me on the hoverboard on Sunday gettin more scoop. Smashed the vodka"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
"This Taco Bell lasagna cost $80 and was worth every penny"
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(117)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologist: Fark is good for you
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(Open Culture)
 
 
 
The coolest full-day time lapse of Pompeii being buried by Mount Vesuvius that you've seen in 2,095 years
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Flooding has caused a Ginger Nut and Custard Cream biscuit shortage in the UK. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(PEN International)
 
 
 
Our friends the Saudis can indeed be compassionate, and have reduced the death sentence for a dangerous poet to a mere 8 years and 800 lashes
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(323)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nitrogen brings a new element to Sam Adams beer, makes you feel like you've got helicopters flying around your brain for 30 seconds when inhaled
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mumbai garbage fire was so huge you could see it from space, and probably smell it from there too
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
New York and Illinois residents aside, do you know the tallest building in your state?
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(144)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"It might be tough to focus on a roulette strategy while live dealers are taking their bras off"
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(106)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
You know that Flint Emergency manager who refused a subpoena? US marshals are hunting him down now
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(148)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Naked teapot man. New hotness: Evening gown asscrack man (possibly not safe for work)
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(21)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're planning to swim off the coast of Palm Beach, watch out for the thousands of sharks just swimming about
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Article explains what "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop" means. Or you could just settle for learning what he's been arrested for this time
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
On your next flight, as you're fighting for overhead space and having your legs crushed by the reclining asshat in front of you after paying the $367.31 in fees, try not to think about how there might not be any air traffic controllers in the tower
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huge population of endangered lions have been found in Ethiopia. Researchers promise stronger safeguards by isolating the area, using 24 hour surveillance, restricting Minnesota dentists' travel visas
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(47)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan is now undertaking a five-part plan to see if the drinking water in Flint is safe. Although when it comes to testing Flint's drinking water, it was probably a poor choice to use the term "undertaking"
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN broadcasts location of "secret U.S. airstrip in Syria" that is the "key to success to repelling ISIS"
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(72)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
What has Jobu been up to since Major League? Well, it appears he shaved his head and got into Santeria (w/ pics)
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(26)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rest of world's mass transit public-service messages: "We apologize for the unanticipated delay." New York mass transit public-service message: "Some guy got killed...I hope the motherf-ker suffered"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A couple at a Walmart engage in a silly-string fight. Jailarity ensues
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(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sons of dead Angolan warlord say his portrayal in the new Call of Duty game makes him look like a "barbarian brute"
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
♫ So you had a bad day, you killed off your character. You made the other mute then you turned the plot around. You had a bad day ♫ How badly has your progress suffered this week? THIS is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread. "What have I done??" edition
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Visit Tokyo zoo where today you can see a panicky pantomime zebra being poked with a stick
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman selling house after ghosts start smacking her on the ass: "I was bending over the sink brushing my teeth and something gave me a smack. It wasn't a tap - I got hit so hard"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Townspeople: "Go home." Patriot protestor: "I ... want to know how many of them live here, how many are paid actors"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas unveils its newest battle-ready parade float
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(57)
 
(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this emptiness
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(49)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When your hair is as drunk as you are, you deserve to get a DUI
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(37)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Cannabis suppositories? In MY vagina? It's more likely than you think
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(40)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Meet the Korean woman who saved 200 dogs from becoming lunch
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(65)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The pajama-bottoms-in-public epidemic is so bad a judge had to have a framed sign put up reminding people to GET DRESSED before coming to court
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(188)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Denmark: We don't treat our convicts like sub-human animals
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(125)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
The German army's new camouflage uniforms would be amazing...if anyone could actually see them
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(59)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who regrets getting '420' tattooed on her forehead does what any other self-respecting individual with good judgement would do and starts a GoFundMe account to have it removed
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(138)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Americans spent more on legal pot last year than they spent on Cheetos, Funyuns, and Doritos combined. That $5.4 billion would have funded both New Horizons and Curiosity space missions. With pensive pic of cute tourist pondering a plenitude of pot
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(72)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You might be OCD if you are part of a group that untangles other people's knotted yarn for only the price of shipping. "You just have to remember that any piece of yarn has only two ends"
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(31)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
No, you're not allowed to rent out your dorm room on Airbnb
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(28)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Five ways your employer may be violating your rights. No, requiring you to clean out the fryer at the end of the day isn't one of them
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(74)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What happens to your social media accounts, email and online finances after you die? The Florida Legislature is trying to figure it out
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(35)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Drexel College designates new off-campus residence hall as "foodie dorm" for food-obsessed hospitality majors. "Programming planned for the learning spaces includes cooking classes and lessons on ways to start and manage restaurants or food trucks"
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(24)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
G-5. You sunk my battleship
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guards in Iran torture prisoners for up to 15 hours straight. Don't they have labor laws?
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(49)
 
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Burger King employee uses his car to ventilate the restaurant after gas leak prank. Now with video goodness
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(62)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Thanks to influence of manly men's movies The Hateful Eight and The Revenant, fashionistas proclaim men wearing fur as Next Big Thing
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(58)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Crime has gotten so bad in Washington D.C. that the D.C. City Council unanimously approved a bill to pay residents not to commit crimes
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver officials release 28,000 pesticide-contaminated marijuana products back into the market despite Colorado governor's executive order to destroy them. "Obviously we looked at (the XO), and it's good to see that information out there"
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(49)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
So Jesus walks into a pizza parlor
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia sets execution date for a 73-year-old inmate apparently 'cause they're worried if they wait any longer they might not get to
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(171)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
World's heaviest man, attempting to lose weight, dies after developing energy drink habit. "His consumption...was the equivalent of a person with no health problems consuming 42 cans of Coke in three days"
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mushroom
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(39)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Double-up with Debbie: CDC confirms case of Zika Virus in Dallas acquired through sexual transmission
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(104)
 
(The Daily Mix)
 
 
 
"For hot girls, press 1. For hot guys, press 2. To accept jury duty, press 3. To get out of jury duty by claiming you are too busy on the phone sex hotline they sent to you, press 4"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Son of Sal' serial killer, told to kill by the neighbor's cog, continues to make courtroom outbursts
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(79)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Chuckles predicts early spring, win in New Hampshire
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(25)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The Texas Supreme Court rules high school cheerleaders at football games are allowed to hold up signs with Bible verses, citing landmark case John 3:18
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The amount of "good debt" you have is linked to how good your children will be, which basically means you're going to be raising a small litter of anti-Christs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Emergency Manager who was responsible for giving every resident in Flint a free, unlimited source of lead and was more recently spearheading the turnaround of Detroit's schools has resigned. Why do the good ones always go so soon?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian carmaker now really wishes it hadn't named its zippy commuter car after a deadly tropical virus
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Passengers' luck goes from bad to worse following explosion that rips massive hole in airliner as they are forced to land in Somalia
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(73)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Researchers find the genetic markers for "morning people," but still have no idea how long it will take to find a cure
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(40)
 
(Guelph Mercury)
 
 
 
After chewing over all the evidence, police believe they have identified suspect in $1,500 gum heist, say tougher gum control laws would have helped prevent this
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(26)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The surest path to success is to come out of a healthy uterus
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(21)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smug guy doing his smug thing
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(39)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Korea to launch a satellite into the Sea of Japan
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when a horse photobombs you and then wants half of your money?
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(96)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Some people really, really, hate being stuck in traffic. The folks behind her too
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(20)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In new poll, two-thirds of Canadians feel a President Trump would be 'bad for Canada.' The other third reportedly too busy preparing to burn down the White House again to respond
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(128)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Shoplifting suspect leaves cell phone, puddle of urine at crime scene
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(16)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish police respond to heated Star Wars fight. No injuries reported in spite of forty-two thousand shots fired
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(8)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Former Buddhist monk who says car accident prevents him from sitting cross-legged anymore sues for loss of serenity, $500,000
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what causes Resting biatch Face
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(106)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia had better hope for some good news from the groundhog, because it's already managed to blow through its entire snow removal budget for the year
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(53)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Uh, you know you accidentally released that murder suspect, right?"
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(31)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
North Korea starts bombing South Korea with balloons stuffed with used toilet paper and cigarette butts
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(45)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The dating scene's rough these days, when you can get kicked off of Match.com even if you're a platinum-level prisoner at Guantánamo Bay
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(45)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
*smacks alarm* "Groundhog Day: What does it mean?" This is not a repeat from last year. *smacks alarm* "Groundhog Day: What does it mean?" This is not a repeat from last year. *smacks alarm* "Groundhog Day: What does it mean?" This is not a repeat f-
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(39)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The surest path to success is to come out of a wealthy uterus
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(74)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy anoints himself as the new leader of the Y'all Qaeda standoff, gives notice to Harney County sheriff
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(498)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
BPA replacement BPS now shown to be just as bad. BPB through BPR still okay, at least until they study them
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gathering in Rome to discuss taking on Islamic State. This is not a repeat from 1096, 1145, 1189, 1202, 1213, 1228, 1248, 1270, *or* 1271
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Scottish tourist killed by elephant in Thailand." Ack Noooooo, dun yu see 'hat yeeve dun? Yu dun't show 'em yer mouse undar thar kilt, man. Tas sum deep haggis, man
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(35)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Jumping out a window to escape the cops never works as well in real life as it does in Hollywood. Usually because the cops can just follow the blood trail
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
If you're going to report on the weather, watch out for those evil flying fish that are ready to slap you in the face
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(41)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Traffic court is probably not the best place to sell your suboxone tablets
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(39)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Today boys and girls, Big Bird is going to teach us about Capital Gains
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(28)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Strange: Former professional baseball player arrested by police after breaking into business. Fark: found by police fast asleep in a pillow fort, and surrounded by slices of pizza
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(52)
 
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Putin considers taxing Google to collect percentage of their ad revenue earned via Russian browsing. Good luck, comrade
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(44)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Austrian city gets its gay traffic lights back
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Public school choo choo chooses not to invite Cupid, Baby Jesus, Tom Turkey along with other "dominant holidays." No word on the inclusion of any submissive holidays
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(129)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
CIA releases a raft of declassified documents on UFOs. Believer or skeptic? You decide
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(101)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
100,000 people are stranded at Guangzhou station during a blizzard. Complete with picture of what 100,000 stranded people may look like
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(61)
 
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this designer home
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(22)
 
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
The New York tabloids handle the Trump loss with class and dignity
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(125)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: For quite some time, my best friend has joked that she and I should leave our husbands, run away together, and just spend the rest of our lives together. As a couple. I think she's in love with me. What should I do?"
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(160)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lawyer in training demands free chocolate for life after her candy bar did not have wafers or crunchy frogs
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(69)
 
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Unknown canyon found in Oregon. "One does not simply walk into Valhalla"
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(62)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hate on global warming all you want, but at least it's making the maple syrup flow earlier than ever
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(39)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Guy invents anti-telemarketer robot, collects every hero award known to man
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(142)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Just because you hit a child with a stuffed animal doesn't make it any less abusive
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(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Punxsutawney Phil see his shadow or will winter end early? What will your local groundhog see? Do you actually care about this holiday? It is the 2016 Groundhog Day thread
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(116)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thanks to various changes in food production in recent decades, green leafy vegetables are 4 times more likely to cause multi-state contamination epidemics than they were 40 years ago
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
March 2, 2016 at BWW in Cary, NC - Drew is headed back to Cary. Come hang out
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(48)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Game project canceled after developers blow huge amounts of cash on booze and strippers, and then waste the rest
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Mon February 01, 2016
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iowa voters look at Republican candidates, choose Canadian
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(649)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bosses realize that putting workers on part-time status makes them less loyal to their companies
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(158)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Will Iowa Bern Hillary? Will the GOP field get Trumped? Will Jeb, Ben, & Carly get sent home packing? Will voters remember O'Malley or Kasich? Results will funnel in all day; it's your Iowa Caucus Discussion Thread, final results 7PM CT
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(2827)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Thanks for all the fish
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After a practice run with the Jonas east coast blizzard, God lines up Kayla for the Iowa caucuses
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(41)
 
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pesky pest
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(19)
 
(CBP)
 
 
 
Customs agent, who has clearly never met a mechanic, seizes 76 pounds of marijuana declared as auto parts
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(34)
 
(Suffolk Gazette)
 
 
 
"If a man also lie with a tractor, as he lieth with a woman, he has committed an abomination: he shall surely be put on the sex offender register; the axle grease shall be upon him" Massey-Ferguson 20:13
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(129)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boston woman charged with leaving the scene of an accident, although technically she brought the scene along for the ride with her
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(57)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: "Mysterious intruder means it's time to start locking my front door"
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(33)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
From the WTF took so long department: Power, internet and cell phones are shut down at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
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(790)
 
(News One)
 
 
 
This court finds the defendant, charged with rape of multiple women, guilty. ...♪Happy birthday, to you...♪
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(38)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Marshals up bounty on crime-spree couple to 50% of Alabama's GDP
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Popular "legalize it" Movements : Marijuana? Sure. about damned time Heroin?: Yeah sketchy, but it is your body after all. Rape? WTF is wrong with you? No, Seriously, W-T-F?
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
You had me at "Pork Expo"
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breakthrough in lighting
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it's apparently not as memorable as a baseball bat
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Zika makes it to the College of William and Mary, as apparently it's the nerdy kid who wants to go to a school that doesn't have any fun
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After 16 years, mystery San Diego patient has a name. His name is Robert Paulson
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