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Mon March 18, 2019
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT) a 2 hour sampling of the work of Hal Blaine (1929-2019).....what's that scratching.....what's that hole in the ceiling??....a squirrel??? Drew???
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong if your internet girlfriend asks you for money?
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
At Stanford, students rely on their snowplow parents to set up play dates with people in their dorm. A strategy that rests on their parents shoving friends from the hallway into their dorm rooms
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Sterling Heights Michigan is asking for help with naming the "Golden Butthole" surely Farkers can help
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Carjacker misquotes Steve Miller song
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today's 'murica award goes to Jerome Kunkel for first refusing to get vaccinated because of his "Christian faith" and then suing the Northern Kentucky Health Department for banning him from school during a chicken pox outbreak
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Police hope to sound alarm on whoever stole 70 pound bell from Olympia elementary school
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled smoking some pot when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the mob's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Godfather for not letting me date his niece." Who's with me?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
'Man in hours-long standoff refuses to surrender despite being inside burning home' in what's being described as a self-correcting problem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Utrecht shooter is aarrested
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant pancake
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit is just a flesh wound. HAVE AT YOU
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cool: Rains create 'superbloom' of wildflowers around California city. Not Cool: 'Disneyland' size crowds create gridlock
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
That's one way to keep the face huggers away
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"New campaign challenges online child sex predators." Phrasing. It's important, people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brah, they did you a favor. Now you can find a quality gym that doesn't sabotage people with pizza and tootsie rolls
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(Daily Mail)
 
Boobies
 
Since I know you'll not be reading this after I put what the article is really about, I hope you all have a fantastic day. Now it seems there was a massive brawl of women in bikinis
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(AOL)
 
 
 
In light of ailing economy, Iranian president Rouhani urges all Iranians to put curses on the United States, possibly in the hopes of drumming up business for clerics and paladins who are high enough level to cast Remove Curse
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Police say there's nothing at all suspicious about former Ferguson protesters turning up shot, burned, hanged, or finding snakes in their cars, as statistically that stuff just happens
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'm sure it pairs wonderfully with one of those t-shirts where a wolf is howling at the moon
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
New Jersey man has late fees waived after he returns library book 53 years late. No word on what the book's title was, but we can assume it's not 'How to return library books on time'
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Please tell me that's not really a tattoo in this mugshot
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
One South Carolina sheriff was so corrupt that he managed to spend more than ten thousand dollars one year at a single Golden Corral, with tabs averaging $175
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"This soup isn't hot OR sour enough"...*BAM BAM BAM*
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
New York woman gives birth to 15-pound baby, proving that much like the Dali Lama, the soul of Andre the Giant can be reincarnated
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US sanctions on Venezuela are hurting the most vulnerable, which at this point is pretty much everyone except Maduro
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Sanctuary
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I thought misophonia was Jar Jar Binks telling me he'd call me back
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Body of Orange shooting suspect found in San Diego after manhunt, finally allowing Oompa Loompas to relax
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you've ever wished for a Sweeney Tood/Jack the Ripper mash-up, today is your lucky day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently the best way to scare off a moose is to throw your cat at it
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
I see your Girl Scouts selling cookies outside pot shops and raise you Girl Scouts selling cookies outside of bars. On St. Patrick's Day. In Milwaukee
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Model who blew the whistle on former Italian PM and billionaire Silvio Berlusconi's "bunga bunga" parties where he had sex with underaged prostitutes seems to have succumbed to a nasty case of radiation poisoning just as she was writing a book about it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these playful penguins
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man tries 'Ocean's 11' heist at Bellagio. Since you're reading this on Fark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archaeologists: OK Herodotus, we'll concede you actually knew what you were talking about this time, but watch your ass
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The most Wisconsin story you'll read today
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue dog with head stuck in wheel-rim. Cat still laughing at off-road cone of shame invention
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Millennials say life is more stressful now than ever before...what with the slow WiFi, broken phones and zero 'Likes' on socials media. Heavens to Murgatroyd
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple people injured after shooting on Dutch train. Story developing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
🎶 They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway/ They say there's always magic in the air/ But when you try out for some skit/ And the room is full of someone's sht/ The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere 🎶
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Zealand terrorist to represent himself in court, presumably because his lawyer wasn't white enough
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
St Patrick's Day without at least one murder is a dull affair. Someone got the party started early
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mynd you, møøse robberies kan be pretti nasti
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
She hated when people joked she was the milkman's daughter because she didn't look Slavic. She isn't
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor runs campaign ad
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
AMATEUR VIDEO: Angry old guy calls ICE in a bowling alley, accusing the employees of 'not having their papers' (NSFW language)
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle is dying
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Here's one for the "WTF Were You Thinking" file...seriously, WTF? Audio tag unavailable for comment [Graphic images]
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
====Click here to see the train wreck
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