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Tue September 02, 2014
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ governor Chris Christie's transportation policy angers motorist, who responds by joining his motorcade
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Indiana's reputation as a backward state, lawyers must wear socks in the courtroom
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Having private photos stolen and posted on the internet isn't a scandal, it's a sex crime
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
There's a coup d'etat happening in Pakistan right now. Just FYI
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Navy builds a 12 million gallon indoor bathtub for playing with model ships. Subby's inner six year old is ecstatic
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who was having sex with a mattress outside a senior-living facility? Local paramilitary groups aren't big fans of his, as he has received numerous death threats since the incident
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS goes two for two
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You can do it, we can help. Help you get your credit card information into the hands of Russian hackers, that is
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
There is now a soda for people who are kind-of-racist
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook needs a Report Report Abuse Abuse button
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who swallowed expensive diamond ring will have to locate it by herself. "We don't get paid enough to dig through people's bowel movements"
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Police said it's a worst case scenario after an 18 wheeler full of beer crashes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photo from way back when
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(Estately)
 
 
 
Each night, before going to sleep, every Kentucky resident kisses goodnight the framed photo of Patrick Swayze they keep on their bedside table
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Coworkers nationwide embrace tearfully after painful 3-day separation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
1-800-Flowers to buy Harry & David, making complete highway robbery just a toll-free phone call away
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The first clumsy hijacking of the ice bucket challenge comes from a cancer charity that wants people to celebrate the Whipped Cream Pie in the Faces challenge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iron Chef arrested for DUI. Apparently, the secret ingredient that day was booze
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(Archery Wire)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept. of Natural Resources asks that you don't shoot collared bears. Crew neck bears are all right, though
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen Chris Murphy (D-UH) points out that when one country is sending troops and tanks across the border of another to engage in fighting, that is technically, what you might call "a war"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
According to AAA, there are two speed traps in America. One of them just got a couple of police chiefs suspended
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know, Putin, I doubt STALIN ever had to issue a press release the day after delivering one of HIS threats, saying that even if he did say what he was reported to say it was "taken out of context". I'm just sayin'
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"We're all going to die. Type that over a sunset, Larry." Why we're fed up with inspirational social media posts
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are stealing from a Wal-Mart, remember to take your baby with you
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Great, now there are airline reclining seat fight copycats
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We know corporations are people. So when a dead corporation's name comes back, is it a zombie corporation? Arthur Andersen wants BRAAAAIIIINNNZZZZzzzzz
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
In what can only be considered a shocker, statue's middle finger goes missing
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
ALS Association gets ice water dumped on their trademark application for "ice bucket challenge"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ermahgerd, Ferk nerslerter
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember the bus-sized London "fatberg" from last year? It has a new big brother, the size of a 747
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're passed out on a houseboat and roll into the water, let your friends know that you're going to swim to shore before they call out a big search party to look for you
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you try to clean your toilet by mixing bleach and Drano and you get sick from the fumes and the cops come out and think those fumes are coming from a meth lab and in reality you're just a hoarder? Me too
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Millennials more willing to take credit for the work of others, say angry boomers who are getting farked over by the kids they're farking over
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"In an instant, the burger brawl was on"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New letter up for auction shows that young Robert Kennedy was afraid his brother John would be killed at any minute... and that was just by angry husbands
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Evil Persian kitten hospitalises woman for giving him a bath. You mess with Oscar, you get poisoned
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
NEWSFLASH: Some mayors in Mexico have ties to drug cartels, including these three
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Two wounded in Transylvania Avenue shooting. Abraham Van Helsing wanted for questioning
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stuffed animal not on the prowl
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
If your neighbor is playing music you don't like do you a) ask him to turn it down; b) call police; or c) hold a knife to his throat and ask him if he is ready to die. Article helpfully points out it's unclear what type of music or how loud it was
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Guy rips his own head off in broad daylight. He told you he was hardcore
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
DMV forces boy who considers himself gender non-conforming to remove make-up for picture. You better believe that's a lawsuit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A stranger lifted a girl off the swing set because he thought her time was up. Her mother called the police. What would YOU have done?
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Schools are banning playground games because many children either can't share or can't handle losing
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are going to steal some construction vehicles that have a top speed of around 10 miles per hour, perhaps an interstate highway is not your best choice of egress
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
All you dirty hippies with your bio-cars have unleashed the scourge of grease thieves: "These thieves come in the middle of night. They make a mess. And usually it's near a storm drain"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Putin ups the ante by telling European Commission that "I Can Take Kiev In Two Weeks If I Want"
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Trying to bite a cop? You better believe that's a taserin'. Even if you are a 14-year-old girl
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The man who took on the NFL, Comcast and the Sports/Industrial complex... and may just win
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Sometimes, love means hiding your federal fugitive girlfriend in a bunker under your trailer
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Everyone loves a good public shaming, especially when it's the shaming of hypocritical douchebags
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Yet another reason to put the phone down while driving: you might just get a guardrail pole through your ass
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why isn't beer sold in plastic bottles? asked no one until now
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man nearly dies in ice bucket challenge after an airplane drops water on him. You're doing it wrong
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chinese insurance policies cover against your bride becoming pregnant before the honeymoon, your team being knocked out of the soccer World Cup, burning your tongue eating hotpot or if smog ruins your holiday
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Archaeological dig at US college finds remains of a colonial-era brewery on campus
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dust storm triggers a 50 car pile-up in A) Arizona B) New Mexico C) Washington, the Evergreen State
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boogie man, man
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russians send geckos to space to have sex, but they died. Not sure if I feel sad or jealous
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If there's a car crash, odds are that nine out of 10 times it's caused by someone in the medical profession, with surgeons and GPs ranked first and second
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Finally, bacon that could possibly give you super powers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Forehead, fivehead, sixhead, pinhead; it's the Labor Day edition of the Mugshot Roundup
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Hungarians hanging out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson police force now using personal body cameras, will now have to remember to yell "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US" before shooting people
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cambridge University's Trinity College has a team of scientists trying to stop the Army of the 12 Monkeys
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1991, a man helped his children escape from their burning home in a blaze that killed his wife. In 2008, that same man killed his son by rigging his car jack causing his truck to crush him. Now, police think he just maybe also set the 1991 fire
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A fireworks explosion at a wedding killed two people, leaving guests shocked and upset. Even the cake was in tiers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Time to celebrate Labor Day and honor the organized workers who helped bring it about, by emulating unions' time-honored tradition of sitting around drinking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh...what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that's stamina
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sellafield, England described as the only place in England that still has 'easily affordable' housing. You might want to pack a Geiger counter in the moving van, though
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, WWII erupted when Germany and the USSR invaded Poland. These color photos by Hitler's personal photographer make it feel like only yesterday
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find stolen ring in the stomach of the woman who stole it. No word on exactly what type of ring it was, but it is expected to be a chocolate diamond by the time it is recovered
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(Metro)
 
 
 
(sɔᴉd) uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʎluO ǝslǝ ǝuoʎuɐ ǝʞᴉl ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ sʎɐs 'ʎʇᴉlᴉqɐsᴉp oʇ uᴉ ǝʌᴉƃ oʇ sǝsnɟǝɹ pɐǝɥ uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ɥʇᴉʍ uɐW
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Mother charged in the death of her 8-year-old disabled daughter could get $1 million dollars from the daughter's trust fund even if she is found guilty
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school district provides free breakfast and lunch to ALL students, thus reducing paperwork and the stigma of being the "poor kid" who gets free food
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Shame on you if you've been looking at the hacked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and several other female celebrities. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? I mean, Buzzfeed is calling you out on this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it okay to lie on your resume, especially as one-third of employers do no checking whatsoever? Especially since you and Bill Gates invented the cursor, at least according to your CV
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
127-year-old woman who has outlived her 5 children is a grandmother to 20, great-grandmother to 73 and great-great-grandma to 55 becomes the unofficial oldest person who has ever lived. And she doesn't look a day over 110
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It takes a brave man to quit his job and pursue his dreams. It takes an incredibly shortsighted man to quit a reliable, steady gig, go broke, and eventually get fired from a job in doggie daycare
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you follow the mushroom picking guide in the Sunday paper, get ready for hallucinations and a long nap
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, the last Passenger Pigeon died at the St. Louis zoo
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(71)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Perry removes an offensive Twitter photo about the Texas DA he tried to force resign and claims it was an unauthorized posting. Oops
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(128)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before Raleigh and Atlanta lock eyes from across the way and unite for some sexy urban merging that produce a big bundle of megalopolis
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Another weekend, another shark attack
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(29)
 
(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
When searching for a location to fire up your meth lab, a well ventilated church basement is always your best bet
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(39)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A good grandma gives you milk and cookies when she's alive. A really great grandma gives you pot and a cell phone after she's dead
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(29)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As the summer comes to an end, a tower made out of mushroom bricks on display at the Museum of Modern Art will be turned into compost. Well, it was a lot of fun guys
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