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Fri April 28, 2017
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because the only reasonable response to someone knocking up your 12 year old daughter is to strand her on an island to die
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
"She WILL kill again," says worst defense attorney ever
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't bogart those weed nails, my friend ...pass your fingers over to me
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Lieutenant serving in the German army lives secret double life as crime fighting hero. Excuse me, did I say crime fighting hero? I meant fake Syrian refugee villain
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If the government confiscates your drugs, sue them. That's the Texas way
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Meet the new Trump-inspired KKK for the millennial generation
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. There just aren't a lot of things to do in Jersey City
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Like Mars, the Faroe Islands need women
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(NY Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this secret shopper
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Turns out that cute woman who got stuck on the crane and had to be rescued was one of those Instagram pic taking rooftop climbers (with said pics)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coke + Metamucil = WTF are they thinking?
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Sports-section story you'll find in the Tennessean, but not in the New York Times: What to do if you come across a pygmy rattlesnake
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Terror suspect Jihad-blocked when his family drops a dime on him
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass bison calf born on Earth Day is first one born in Banff National Park in 140 years
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man dressed as giant asparagus sparks controversy at church service to mark St George's day. "Why only adoration of asparagus? Where's the sprout liturgy, or equality for mushrooms?"
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Dog food recalled due to the presence of a foreign substance. Fark: The foreign substance is phenobarbital, which is used in euthanizing animals
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(KRGV Rio Grande)
 
 
 
Farmer loses $25,000 worth of grass after rednecks go mudding on his property. No, not weed - actual grass
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire," police said
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Governor: Hey, what if when teenagers send each other sexual text messages we didn't freak out and charge them with felonies?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Have a kidney stone? There's an app for that
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lengthy lady
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Moms swear that a pizza sold in Charlotte, N.C. called "The Inducer" is guaranteed to induce labor in expectant mothers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Traffic shut down near the British Parliament after man arrested on suspicion of "terror offenses" including the possession of weaponized cutlery
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
David Dao settles with United, regrets settling for United in the first place
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street: We just don't understand why Millennials won't trust all their money to us, just like their parents did
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Too late liberals. You snooze, you lose. Looks like the conservatives got this celebrity. Can you smell how conservative the ROCK is?
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster adds 'sheeple' to dictionary. Guess who they cited as an example. Right
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What do you do when you see an avalanche coming at you on Mount Everest? You turn on your camera first then find something to clean your soiled pants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When an online troll posted a racist and bigoted message on State Rep. Brian Sims' Facebook page, he didn't pull any punches -- he called the troll's grandma"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
OK time for yearbook photos, grab your sports gear and line up. Woah, not so fast, shooting team
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Squish*
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Caption the Pope receiving a new funny hat
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's the 30th anniversary of Spaceballs, so grab your Schwartz and change Mega-Maid from suck to blow
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best marriage advice you've ever heard?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
People, put down the juice if you know what's good for you. Those of you still drinking the Kool-Aid, carry on
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(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man imported weapons to protect girlfriend from 'killer clowns' following internet craze
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
A Russian warship is sinking after being hit by a freighter carrying livestock off Turkey. So at least kids will have an interesting answer to the question "how did World War III start?" in 20 years' time
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Explosion at McDonald's in French town of Grenoble. Authorities unsure if terrorism related, or Monsieur Creosote finished his meal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you happy to see me or are you carrying 23 pounds of cocaine in your pants?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rescued dogs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The safest seat on a plane according to crash data, Asian doctors
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mugwump is a word; your argument is invalid
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently parents in the UK need to teach their children the correct medical terms for their dangly bits and vajayjays
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska: A rugged land where the men are men, the beer is cold, and the women strip naked to fight state troopers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
While we're waiting on WWIII to begin, you can remain safely in your bunker to take the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A jewelry store is selling a 33lb gold-plated Darth Vader mask for only $1.4 million. Pray they do not alter the deal further
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"What Americans now have to fear is a federal police state bent on increasing its power, flexing its muscles, and never apologizing"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
IRS raids offices of Benny Hinn Ministries. No word if he tried to escape by flailing his jacket or patting the head of short, bald old man
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Remember that house that blew up last week? It might have been less of a "meth cooking house" and more of an "oil well 170ft from the house." Anadarko closes 3,000 oil wells
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Hey, Pepsi - Take notes!
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 625: "On the Border". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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