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Wed March 04, 2015
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dorky Dancing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Eleven of the dumbest arguments against legalizing weed
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
700 koalas killed in attack by Australia's deadliest predator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In your latest update on the story that just won't die, survey shows the U.S. is evenly torn between thinking that dress is black and blue or white and gold
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NYPD commissioner blames Colorado marijuana for increase in NY shootings
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could have been worse. He could have found half a caterpillar
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More and more Girl Scouts are learning about trust, security and how to file insurance claims as more and more thieves steal Girl Scout Cookies
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Why do men with girlfriends look at other women?" Wait, is this a trick question?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man found guilty of murdering a 3 year-old who interrupted his Mortal Kombat game. FINISH HIM
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having resolved all the major questions about life, the universe, and everything, scientists decipher why Indian food is so delicious
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
School boards declare war on Christianity in North Carolina by using Good Friday as a make-up day for the snowy Acts of God of the last two weeks
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you value your testicles, there are six things you should never say to a pregnant woman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI pulled off over three dozen raids on so-called "maternity hotels," which are designed to allow Chinese women to give birth in the US, providing them with passports, lodging, and food and allowing them to skip the hospital bill
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Keep sexing those chickens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How much oil is stored in the US? So much they're running out of room
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? The history of knock knock jokes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
As the bartender is my witness, I thought Guinness was good for my pregnancy
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
Talking dakimakura, which is Japanese for fake pillow girlfriend who giggles, squeals, and talks, which is more than you can say for your fake girlfriend from Niagara Falls
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Tue March 03, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Coolest pictures of last night's Chilean volcanic eruption you will see today (with bonus video goodness)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a stinging lesson but if you've urinated on a beehive be prepared to get stung in the jiblies
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this friendly little robot
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Sad, put-upon U of Iowa kids get to take make-up tests because they were offended by anti-racist art
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 20 most popular beers in America, which consists of one beer and 19 placeholders
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Man blames post-traumatic stress disorder for stomping on pigeon that ate his hot dog
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fugitive drug kingpin lured out of hiding by tempting promise of chocolate cake. Police: "This was a triumph"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: The humble vinyl record
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
The 'Underwater Waterfall' Illusion at Mauritius Island is unbelievable
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out even successful bank robbers make less money than you do, but at least they don't hate going to work
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling uses the internet police to backtrace trolls tormenting his daughter on Twitter. Consequences will never be the same
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes amore isn't fleeting after a walk on the beach, all you need is your sign to go viral
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Your fridge is trying to kill you, lard-arse
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Student 'strawpedoing' drinks craze is banned." In related news, 'strawpedoing' drinks was briefly a craze. Apparently. (w/ pic of 'strawpedo')
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is the US government actually run by Nazi aliens?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China wonders if it should invite Japan to its ceremonies commemorating WWII or just assume that Japan is going to show up in Manchuria again whether it's wanted or not
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(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
If you get bit by somebody that has HIV, it is usually not a good time
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
ISIS vows to take down Twitter. I don't know who I should support in this fight: a bunch of narcissistic assholes who have taken the media by storm to push their own crazy nonsense, or Twitter?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Science proves that when you drink with your friends, you drink more, although everyone agrees more research needs to be done
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
What happens when your iPhone overheats in your pocket and spews lithium lava? 'They smelled my body burning'
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(Marketing Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to watch targeted ads playing on your whiskey bottles
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(DW Akademie)
 
 
 
And the world's most expensive city to live in is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Quick someone find Indiana Jones, they think they've found the White City of the Monkey God in the Honduran jungle
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember how NYC said that their murder rate would fall in 2015? Well, you can kill that prediction
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court says there is no constitutional right to have a Taser because stun guns weren't invented in 1789
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trombone player
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia woman whose execution was delayed last week due to snow and ice has her execution delayed once again due to partly cloudy conditions
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Gun group offers to pay $15,000 for a 3D printer that makes carbon fiber copies after the only company that makes them refused to sell it one, "citing terms of service that disallow private citizens from using the machine to make firearms"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Give me back all the cartoons you s***holes," says eight-year-old boy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 24-year-old who was bullied in school for having big boobs beats her tormentors by becoming a model in a full feature lingerie film. Take THAT, bullies (w/pics - possibly not safe for work)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you turn on your bathroom light, and seconds later you're lying on your neighbor's front lawn?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
ISIS now besieged by Kurds, bombed by US, banhammered by Twitter
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Police say hospital's nitrous oxide was stolen for a giggle
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(Soapbox Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Study: Legal marijuana spurs entrepreneurship, gentrification, consumption of Doritos and Mountain Dew
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not to make you paranoid, but you are putting your home at risk every time you leave lint in your dryer, toss an owner's manual, or wrap the cord too tightly around your iron
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Travelers hung like a horse will get own terminal at JFK airport
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Apparently Dr. Seuss was no prude. Here's his long forgotten book of the female nude. In cartoon form it's really not lewd (but still probably not safe for work, if your boss is a jerk)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you're an old, it's going to cost you twice as much to harass 20-somethings on Tinder
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vous fils de pute! Vous avez laissé les corps!
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Parents who let their children walk home from school are now being charged with "unsubstantiated child neglect"
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Hey Arizona: In your zeal to snub your nose at the federal government whenever possible, you just made it impossible for residents to get past airport security because your driver licenses are too generic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, there goes my faith in humanity
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember the man who put up flyers in NYC looking for a girlfriend? His finally tally: 40,000 swings. 118 extra base hits
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A new app that in no way will ever be used for nefarious purposes lets people drinking at one bar connect with other people drinking at another bar
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother died a horrible, painful death; she was 41, I was 13. My father remarried, and now my stepmother is dying of cancer and comparing her struggle to my mom's. I think this is insensitive. Tell me I'm right"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a Costco Near you a 2015 Chevy Silverado LTZ Kirkland Signature Edition for "members only"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Guards say that $4 million in gold and silver was stolen when their truck broke down on I-95 and some guys in a white van tied them up. Yeah, yeah, that's it... That's the story. They also have slept with Morgan Fairchild
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