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Thu April 17, 2014
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
State university has a $36 million shortfall. How to deal with this? Give the head financial administrator a 40k raise. What the fark, UMaine?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
OMG killer sponges discovered in California, we're all going to die
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 467: "Muybridge". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists say there might be an evolutionary reason why you don't want to eat a bright blue chicken. Photographer sets out to see if it's true
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. Five stars"
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen with Down Syndrome got accepted to college. Someone filmed it. There must have been something in that envelope, because it got dusty in here
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(93)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Brawl begins during city council meeting as councilman is called a Douche Cougar
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(29)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Monterey Park Fire Dept. now has an accident response time of -1 second
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Here is the worst-behaving first-grader you will hear about today
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(Vox)
 
 
 
1 in 5 beers sold in America is a Bud Light. But wait, it gets worse. Bud Light Lime outsells just about everything that could be called a craft beer
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Judges don't appreciate yawning in their courtroom - even less if they point it out and you respond with, "I don't care, man. I really don't care"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Understatement of the Week: "So then I'm driving to work, bleeding all over the place, thinking, this is crazy I have a Chihuahua in the front seat, a great horned owl in the back seat. This is not normal"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If giving birth in a motel bathtub wasn't Florida enough, this mom gnawed off the umbilical cord with her teeth
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(33)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman with a non-working wringer washer
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(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mammogram tech gets a little behind in her work, decides to make stuff up
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(46)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Eight beers that you should resume drinking immediately
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(52)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Russia's secret weapon against the West could be the palladium bomb
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(56)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Best video you will see all day of a news anchor rescuing ducklings from a storm drain. And it isn't even May sweeps yet
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(14)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Sleeping in your bed while your friends kill someone? That's a felony
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(Newser)
 
 
 
New study reveals when men become grumpy -- our money was on "whenever they start seriously wondering if Cialis is right for them"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
EPA says U.S. greenhouse gas emissions have fallen 3.4 percent over the course of 2012 after reaching a high in 2007. Thanks, Obama
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I actually took this quiz before it was cool, but I guess you might as well see how much of a music snob you are, too
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(91)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the US Government is making money hand-over-fist thanks to outrageous student loans taken out by graduate students
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(72)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you've been looking to pick up some rhinoceros dung on the cheap, today may be your lucky day
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(13)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
LSD is closed due to a suspicious package
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Food crop production in 2014 may be disrupted by El Niño, which as you may know, is Spanish for "The Niño"
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(34)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Keystone pipeline opponents carve 80-acre message in field, presumably without consuming fossil fuel
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this pontificating primate
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(30)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So you know the Duggars' "Quiverfull" movement? Apparently it's also awesome for grooming underage sex slaves
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Has the world's most elusive graffiti artist been caught on CCTV?
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(70)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Now Russia has ghost cars
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(32)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No one has experienced the full joy and spiritual meaning of Easter until they've had the Bacon Easter egg
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tectonic diver
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-sheriff says Bundy ranch stand-off is like Rosa Parks Vs The Nazi's. This is only five ounces of the ten tonnes of crazy that came out of this man's mouth
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-bound man accused of murdering wife. All his killings be drive by
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Linguists say it's more than a BIT COINcidental that a law prof's writing is similar to that of a crypto-currency creator
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(44)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of summoning dogs for jury duty hasn't gotten old in Bridgeton, New Jersey
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(33)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman sticks her daughter's car key into a random Honda, is now a car thief
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Instead of traveling around the world to see renowned cities like Paris, Florence, or London, you could just go to China and check out their knock-off European towns
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ha Ha. You thought the rat apocalypse that was invading Britain was bad, get ready for the giant Asian killer hornets that have killed six so far
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare, unopened bottle of wine made on the orders of Adolf Hitler up for sale. Experts say you should let it age for nein years
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ways straight people can best help gay people? Try shutting up for one
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(142)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
City transit department stops free wifi on buses after too many passengers were using it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crimeans who were excited about being annexed by Russia a month ago are rapidly discovering that they somehow forgot that Russian is a decaying, corrupt, shiathole of a country run by an unaccountable autocrat and a dysfunctional bureaucracy
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenager decides to take a selfie next to an oncoming train. Train conductor decides to give him a reality check with his boot
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(The Week)
 
 
 
With Easter fast approaching, it's time for the annual "How to make your own marshmallow Peeps" Fark thread. Directions to the left, ideas of what to do with them to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local billionaires think it's wrong that there are people who sleep in cars in Silicon Valley because they are homeless, and want to improve their quality of life
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Catholic priest accidentally gets way too close to a boy; immediately drives away. And still people complain
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
You know it was a bad storm when a 751-foot cargo ship washes up on the beach
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(The Local)
 
 
 
This means I can't sit on the cat anymore? Pets will no longer be classed as "chairs" in France
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dad of the Year proud of his little pumpkin becoming a mum. Wat? So what if she's only twelve and the father is only thirteen
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(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Russian court confirms: nailing your scrotum to Red Square is not technically a crime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin warns of civil war in Ukraine between the Ukrainian army and the brave freedom fighters of the Russian 45th Airborne Regiment (Warning, auto-play video)
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(The Standard)
 
 
 
A texting motorist who slammed into a bicyclist and injured his spine told police she has some regrets ... about the dents in her car. Subby has some regrets as well ... that the driver won't rot in jail for the next 10 to 20 years
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out the Boston hoax bomber is an attention-seeking "performance artist." Well, color me completely unsurprised
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why are women so doubty?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Driver arrested for being the only sober person on his bus full of teenagers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyer: "Judge, you are discriminating against me because I am not wearing pants in the courtroom"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Peak Oil. New Hotness: Peak Beard
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Lots of small, private colleges are in danger of closing and we should celebrate this achievement," claims columnist who is clearly still nursing that Vassar rejection
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
We're going to need more dynamite
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret? Stealing credit card information
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy schoolchildren
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Erotic: "After taking a midnight swim, she came out soaking wet." Not erotic: "After using the public toilet, she came out soaking wet"
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
FBI uncovers Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy the collapse of the United States
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'm sure in 2014 you can get uranium in any corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Teacher Arrested For DUI. Worse News: She blew a .27 two hours after she was pulled over... Fark: ...on her way to school at 7:00 a.m
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sanjay Gupta on deadly Ebola outbreak in Guinea: "There's a possibility of someone getting on a plane who has been exposed but not developed any symptoms"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: Always remove your ID badge before installing a covert video camera in your area school's girls' restroom
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
I have a feeling that Johnathan Schmidt will have a tough time getting a fair trial. His guilt is all over his face (with picture)
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(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
This is what the Great Lakes looked like one week ago. And here's why it's a big deal
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(177)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mobile brothel catches fire at German rest stop. In other news, Germany has mobile brothels
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
20 pot plants can still get you prison time equal to that of being convicted of killing someone while driving drunk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well isn't that convenient to have a paramedic training next to you on a running machine at the gym when you're having a heart attack
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Never, ever lick a policeman right in the eye. They hate that
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(30)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy found inside claw machine. Mother, police spend $10 in quarters to get him out
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coast Guard calls $300 million cocaine haul the biggest in Coast Guard history
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(42)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school coach facing jail for A) having a sexual relationship with a minor, B) embezzling school funds, or C) shoving a kid who farted in his face
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