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Mon February 20, 2017
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Edmonton police give woman ticket for wearing a ferret while driving, which is apparently a crime now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A former police officer has been accused of killing homeless people and attempting to resurrect them as zombies in a Russian forest"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Boston police help a 100-year-old man who had his $100 lottery ticket stolen. Cops make an arrest but can't recover the money so they collect donations from other police officers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope: "Texting during meals is the start of war"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Free, sitting at curb: Living room chair. Molded into the shape of the 550--pound woman who sat in it for nine months without moving. Needs a little cleaning; HazMat suits recommended when you pick up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your abilities on Abilify, clothed captains on YouTube, and Mick Jagger's autobiiiergrrrrrrrp. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-12 to Sat 2017-02-18
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK police called to break up brawl at children's birthday party; two officers sent to hospital. Proper British understatement of the day: "It all went a little wrong"
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sign and holder
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(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The city where you spend the most time sitting in traffic jams is Los Angeles. Don't get too cocky New York, you're number three on the list
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Even though you may have sold your "smart" car, you can still control it from your phone. Sleep tight
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
No kids, it's NOT ok to hold up KKK signs at a high school basketball game
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Cops warn of cows trying to sell dairy products after escape"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This single dad taught himself how to do his daughter's hair. Now he has his own class relating to it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The gay agenda has infiltrated the NSA, the CIA and the FBI. no word yet on vampires taking over Wall Street or the werewolves hiding out in the EPA. Fark needs a 'conspiracy theory' tag
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(MSN)
 
 
 
2 Texans are hunting, accidently shoot each other and then blame immigrants. Will Trump build a wall to protect us from Texans?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Two pictures taken on the moon from different places have the exact same horizon, therefore... OMG FAKED
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Not news: group provides housing and services for homeless. Florida: Group makes blankets out of plastic bags for homeless
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two cabbies argue over who will pick up the next customer. One cabbie pulls a knife, the other cabbie pulls a gun. It's the Philly way
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(NH1)
 
 
 
Bald eagle populations are on the rise, and if anyone tries to stop them there will be hell to pay
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked college student found in state capitol arrested for impersonating a legislator
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this duck dive
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(Vice)
 
 
 
You know the worst thing about neo-Nazis? No, not that. No, not that. Oh yeah, definitely that. Okay, well they've also ruined a perfectly good haircut
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So what happens to an eating establishment after being awarded a prestigious Michelin star? Let's check in on a French roadside cafe that was given one by mistake
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In any list of unnerving scenarios aboard a commercial plane, right at the top is looking out your window and seeing fighter jets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop a typical Fark gathering
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The farker who hosts the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show was moved to Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle for rehab on February 15th. LGT thread from earlier this week with updates
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Last week on Snack Food Sunday, we discussed the potato chip. This week, it's all about the humble corn chip. Which is the best, and which is the best dip to use a corn chip with?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Overdue book returned to Pennsylvania library after 75 years. Still no word on "Tropic of Cancer"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in the South China Sea, the Navy has sent the USS Carl Vinson carrier task force to engage in "routine operations" in the area. Nothing to worry about, just a casual cruise, everything is fine, how are you?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever had a serious conversation with someone about the "Phoenix Lights," have we found the conference for you (tinfoil hats not required, this is serious conference)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't it just ruin your day when you watch yet another brothel raid on TV ... and see your wife?
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Reason #4,163 not to be an asshole on a date: Your server might notice and write about it on the internet
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Strange: Woman proposes to man on their first date. Stranger: He accepts. Strangest: A decade on, they're still married
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(AP News)
 
 
 
My daddy was never chicken and neither am I
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished painting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your Happy Place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On the 75th anniversary of the internment order, George Takei is beginning to hear the echoes of the past
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It only took 45 minutes for the jury to convict State Trooper who kicked suspect in face and then falsely arrested him
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Student confesses to throwing object at motorcade
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The "Tiny Trump" meme is a thing of beauty
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
OK, supposing these 278 pounds of marijuana are for your personal use, how do you explain the 2 lbs. of concentrate, the e-cig cartridges, vacuum sealer and bags, the scale, the cash-counting machine, and the stacks of currency totaling $65,119?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sending your boss a picture of a porn star and saying it looks like her is never a good idea, Mr. Police Officer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"MISSILE INBOUND. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY" ... Oops, my bad
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you abandoned more than a thousand day-old chicks around Crowland, near Peterborough then the RSCPA would like a word with you, you cheep bas*ard
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