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Thu May 25, 2017
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Family claims that the severed animal heads found under a bin were part of a 'cleansing ritual' to cure a man of schizophrenia. At least, that's what the voices tell them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this group of unclothed beach goers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Homing pigeon smuggling ecstasy pills caught by police after it was spotted flying at breakneck speed all night without stopping and also constantly going to illegal raves
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits refuse to be cowed by terrorist attack... "I don't get scared until the threat level reaches 'Replacement Bus Service' "
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Alamo called "worst tourist trap in Texas". If only they'd let people visit the basement
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Most Canadian act of vandalism ever
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
'Swallowed by collapsed cesspool' is not how you want to die
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists injected seals with love and they all became best friends. Which is just adorable
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Texas legalizes the hunting of coyotes and feral hogs from hot air balloon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces that he will have the Justice Department begin an immediate investigation into who is leaking all sorts of sensitive intelligence being provided to the US by its allies. Justice Department: "Found him"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly thought to have pledged allegiance to ISIS sues hotel, police for his complimentary beat down service
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Cops in New Hampshire are setting up roadblocks to look and see if you've got wood
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Now I'm not saying Toronto has a hobo-murdering serial killer on the loose, but homeless people there have been dying at a "staggering" rate of about 2 per week this year, by far the most ever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wanted doughnuts so badly that you would rip the bumper off a car?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former chief of the Mississippi Prison system who used to tell contractors he was "the Tallest hog in the trough" when demanding kickbacks from them, is headed to the pen on graft, corruption and tax evasion charges
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Girl pulled into water by sea lion to be treated for 'seal finger.' Seal will be treated for 'ankle-biter flipper.'
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Nude dancers push back." Isn't that usually $20 extra?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Buried in Trump's budget is a provision authorizing the unlimited capture, sale, and slaughter of wild horses
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just in time to start off your day, Trump taunts China by sending warship to reef in South China Sea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Loose lips sink ships... UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US following leaks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what's the buzz in this Virginia neighborhood? How about this father-son team moving 40,000 bees?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rainy day moment
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is the cutest bear rescue video you will see all day
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Melania: Whateva, I do what I want
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two college students spend 48 straight hours in a Walmart. "At one point I just went and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights. It was probably the best time I had"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What dumbass keeps 30 handguns and tens of thousands of dollars in jewelry in an RV? This guy
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's going to be okay. You can still display the only Confederate flag that mattered
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(Chron)
 
 
 
School cop gets oral sex from 14-year-old girl and receives probation and no sex offender status. At least he lost his job
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman finds sleeping opossums in her drawers. How they got in her drawers, she'll never know
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
51 South Koreans arrested for smuggling two tons of gold nuggets worth £77 million in their rectums and private parts. Au, that's gotta hurt
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Already home to more deadly forms of life than anywhere else in the Milky Way, Australia adds traveling anti-vax dipshiats to the mix
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
"Where all the white women a--- oh shiat they're on my jury"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida people get upset when the government closes down a swimming hole just because there have been a couple of alligator attacks there in recent years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I voted for Trump. Now he wants to cut the aid I need." Face-eating leopards unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it too much to ask our police to *not* run over and sock 14-yr-old girls in the face? I hope that's not placing too much of a burden on our heroes in blue
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School bus driver treats busload of kids to Dairy Queen on last day of school. Naturally, someone has a problem with that
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 629: "Fire and Ice". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Removing monuments which valorize treason is "destroying history"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for chemical endangerment of child after her newborn baby tested positive for THC. Prenatal tobacco, alcohol use still OK
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hey, everybody, I've got God on the phone right now ... for reals. No kidding"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Fancy phrasing" confuses California woman into thinking jelly beans are sugar free
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Lighten up, Francis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silhouetted smoker
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
DOJ: Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III did not disclose Russia meetings when applying for his security clearance
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fundraisers started for the homeless in Manchester who rushed to help the victims of the terror attack
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(Newser)
 
 
 
FIGHT...FIGHT...FIGHT...oh it's a teacher and an aide...Nothing to see here
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: 'I guess you're here about the opium,' should not be the first words out of your mouth when a sheriff knocks on your door
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Grandma flees hit-and-run, causes second accident down the road, tells officers she drank half a pint of vodka, oh and those are her grandchildren in the back seat
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(The Local)
 
 
 
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman from another time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York businesses are providing Plan B to their employees to address commuter problems by aborting the drivers of the future
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If some stranger from the internet wants to buy your used iPhone for $450 but only has $500 in $100 bills and needs change, maybe look at the bills he's giving you before you give him the money and phone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Move over China, India is number one in total human population now
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman knew something was fishy when her neighbor was hiding the founders of the Mormon Church in her garage
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three things are guaranteed to bring farkers together: cancer sucks, Dolly Parton is good and genuine and Mr. Rogers rocks. This link has one of those three
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Best yearbook photo ever
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Huh, maybe that's why everyone who reads my novel gets sick. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dude tries to escape police by looking like a lady, but ends up looking like Steven Tyler instead
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ activates emergency alert system, sends nuclear warnings to TVs -- by accident
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman stopped trying to bring a live monkey into court in her purse. Includes helpful photo of an x-ray view of a monkey in a purse
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(Time)
 
 
 
And Jesus said unto his disciples "Verily I say unto you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven...unless you are offered a free Toyota Land Cruiser, then I say go for it"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may be an arrogant inexperienced blowhard bent on profiting from the presidency, but at least he "united the entire Muslim world" according to his administration
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your best, one line advice?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bay Area Fark Party - Oakland Beer Trail
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Porn and speed dating are the key to survival
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do do do do do do do do d oOOOH OH OH OH GOD YES YES YES NOKIA RINGTONE (page might be not safe for work)
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this simple coffeepot
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man run over by tractor in LaGrange. Police want to know a-how how how how such a thing could happen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At Buckingham Palace, the Changing of the Guard ceremony was cancelled over security concerns. So... those guys just have to stay out there then?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United's PR is now on fire
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some reporter just went to Walmart for the first time
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
It's not spam, it's not robocalls - it's ringless voicemail and the GOP's FCC wants to make it legal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four hikers set new record by dying in Everest's highest camp
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Visit beautiful Juneau, Alaska.... find random body parts
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Stale french fries? That's a gas, gas, gas
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"So to recap, a couple of white ladies learned to make burritos good while on vacation and now they are literally comparable to Hernán Cortés"
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