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Fri July 21, 2017
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip for when you win the lottery: Don't hang up the phone when they call you saying you've won the lottery
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocky beach
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Woman convicted of husband's murder after parrot witness repeats 'don't shoot'. I guess he didn't get his damned cracker
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Smishing" is the new cyber security term for stupid people who think it's OK to respond to unsolicited texts from strangers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Robots: doing the jobs Americans don't want to
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scalpel....... clamp...... suction......guitar
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Unsatisfied with posting nudes of his Ex on Facebook, man makes them into decals for his motorcycle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Primary school facing crisis after every single teacher and staffer quits
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump Administration says they have full confidence in Sean Spicer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fitz at fault
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man receives package 14 years late
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I say attractive women are suspicious just so I can touch them," reveals TSA agent
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Travel ban imposed...on Americans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brazilian woman wonders why her car has suddenly broken down, is stunned to discover dog hiding in the engine. With pic of dog with "did i do that?" look on its face
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this neighborhood
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom at hospital forced to wait three hours with her dead baby in a bag, which was subby's favorite Loudon Wainwright tune back in the day
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(Some Lawfareblog)
 
 
 
Trump's NYT interview, collusion, the rule of law, and what happens if he ignores the law
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, the Prime Minster is hugging a unicorn puppet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In America we're supposed to burn the flag if it touches the ground. What's the penalty for a Canadian Governor General touching the Queen's elbow? Do they lose Labrador? Ritual flogging by the Archbishop of Canterbury?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photographer viciously mauled while taking pictures. (not safe for stomach)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
As God as my witness I did not think humpback whales could fly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an effort to lay low until the storm subsides, Kushner's White House connection still being used to lure Chinese investors
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Powerful 6.5-magnitude earthquake hits Greek and Turkish holiday resorts, triggering tsunami
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marcia Marcia Marcia! Nobody ever arrests Marcia
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
You and your friend come across a man struggling in a pond, obviously in distress, so naturally you A) call for assistance, B) try to find a way to help get him to shore, or C) laugh and film him as he drowns
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kasoquitz
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
My five-year-old daughter was fined £150 ... for selling lemonade
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study finds most guns sold on the dark web originate from one country. Can you guess which it is? Anyone? Anyone?
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
The dog-shooting cop's body camera video has been released, and it's proof he's a chickenshiat motherfarker
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
Boobies
 
"Open wide, now here comes your horrific boob job" (Some not safe for work/graphic images)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I can only walk 20 to 50 meters at a time. Pay me." "I can't walk on uneven ground. Pay me." "I suffer pain when walking long distances and need to sit down every 20 minutes. Pay me." ... "Oops, you probably shouldn't have seen that"
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Fark rankinged to be webcite having 6th most higher educatation amount by analyzation
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Pentagon study declares American empire is collapsing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Boston Strangler, Patty Hearst and OJ now working a Better Call Saul practice above a hair salon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Post-Brexit, British demand for Irish passports is through the roof. Here's a quick guide for Britons on how to pass for Irish
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Parents of Aurora Theater shooting victim sue ammo merchant. They were warned they would lose and end up paying the plaintiff's legal bills, but they sued anyway. Now they're bankrupt. Sad tag still applies because no one really wins
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(Some Biker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this levitating motorcycle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Airport sets aside parking spaces just for women: extra wide, painted pink, and each labeled with an image of a high heel shoe. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Chilies? In MY vagina?" It's more likely than you think ... if I catch you sleeping with my husband
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In D.C. for a robotics competition, 6 Burundians decide that returning to Burundi isn't really their thing
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns' stadium may contain flammable panels similar to the ones used on the London apartment building that caught fire and killed many people. But on the bright side, how many people go to see a Browns game
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked gunman fired over 200 rounds in rare sail-by shooting
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"Sampson told authorities she tried to set the house on fire to kill her girlfriend but denied threatening her girlfriend with a hunting knife"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man mistakes cemetery for farmer's market. "They were already having a horrible day, and this just made it more tragic"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple claim they can orgasm for up to 18 hours just from hugging. Little man in the boat unavailable for comment
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashion trend
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year-old found crawling on the roof of its house. Maybe it was bitten by a radioactive spider. I mean, it could happen, right?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cecil the Lion's son Xanda shot dead by trophy hunters two years after Minnesota dentist killed his father
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Juice is loose
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man who sued to marry his computer which he watched porn on sues to stop display of gay pride flag
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter how you cut it, people love stealing cheese
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY to DC in 29 minutes -- Elon Musk gets go-ahead for hyperloop
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Angry Florida man shoots out tires of AT&T trucks because they are parked too close to his home. Seems reasonable
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Husband set to join wife in prison for child sex crimes. Shouldn't the guards put a stop to that?
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The best part of waking up, is Viagra in your cup
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller is expanding Russia probe to include Trump's business transactions. Trump to fire Mueller in 3...2...1
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Man with machete fights man with garbage can. Winner takes on the winner of the tire iron-vs.-bag of dog poo bracket, while it's a bye week for the guy with the gun
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Plane makes unexpected landing in middle of moving traffic on Long Island road. "GET OFF THE ROAD, YA BUM"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anybody, but there is spider out there that looks like somebody sewed the head of bunny onto the body of a daddy longlegs
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French mayor of beach town forced to apologise for a rude plane banner that read "Go home f**king tourists" in English and Spanish
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Aren't you the punny one?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student posts note on why she's protesting her elite school by pooping on school property because the teachers are sh*tty. Poop
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans' alcoholic beverage of choice is ... Wait for it. BEER
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Released from the oppressive yoke of British rule 20 years ago, Hong Kong is now enjoying the freedom of living as part of China
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Don't like the apology letter from your ex-girlfriend? Simple, just grade it and send it back
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The 58-story Millennium Tower in San Francisco is sinking faster than ever. The top of the building is now leaning 14 inches towards the Sales Force Tower, having tilted another 2.5 inches in the first 6 months of 2017
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 637: "Come and Sit with Me". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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