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Fri November 28, 2014
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SE Wisconsin Fark Party w/ BACON November 29, 2014
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Coroner demonstrates his superior surgical skills
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving Parade balloon accident videos
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, now it seems that Walmart stole Christmas and hijacked politics
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gray area in education
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(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
Turkey crashes through windshield on Thanksgiving morning, ends up as dinner for grateful family
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
City requests to remove a wheelchair ramp from restaurant front falling on deaf ears
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Spotify has ruined Christmas
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
By a bizarre coincidence, 5 of the 20 highest-paid doctors paid by the maker of a powerful, addictive narcotic pain killer to promote their drug, are also under federal investigation for over-prescribing pain killers to patients
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman with resemblance to Elsa from "Frozen" has new job as traveling Disney princess. No, it's not Miley
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Bavaria plans to turn entire state into one big Starbucks - just with beer instead of coffee
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Huntsman pro tip: Don't unload your rifle near a school. If you must unload your rifle near a school, don't do it into teenagers attending it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan calls rape claim by celebrity a "publicity stunt"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
900 Austrian cops raid Mosques and homes looking terrorists and ISIS recruiters. Crikey
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
School children forced to evacuate playground due to "unusually aggressive" grey squirrel. Or... It's all fun and games until your nuts are in danger
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(The Local)
 
 
 
To hell with the science: will THESE get your attention? (Possibly not safe for work)
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(ABC)
 
 
 
You can't carry out your Second Amendment right to defend yourself in your own home if you don't have a gun in your house. But what if you have a gun, but no house?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Authorities Searching for American Mother-to-Be Missing in Queensland Australia: Difficulty: She's a Snake
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fathers now spend an entire five more hours per week watching their children than they did fifty years ago. PROGRESS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're pulled over for a DUI, taking a drink of vodka in front of the officer is not going to help
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK Party - New Orleans
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Highway patrol officer rescues woman being choked by seat belt. Florida: Her 4-year-old daughter was the one trying to choke her
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for ISIS and its goal to be strongly and forcefully opposed-by Muslim leaders worldwide. Pope Urban II shakes his head ruefully and makes the "missed it by THAT much" gesture
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
When you're arrested for public drunkenness and they're about to turn you loose, that's not a good time to drop your bag of cocaine
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just when you think things couldn't be any worse for the Washington Redskins, they go and do something "awesome" like this
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Militant Islamic extremists belonging to Boko Harum kill nearly 200 in a suicide bomb and gun attack on a Nigerian...Mosque? Okay, sure let's pretend That makes some kind of sense even in their twisty little minds
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this romantic homage
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada has free health care, yet idiots still take their kids to homeopaths for vaccine "alternatives" which presumably involve being in the same province as someone with the disease
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz: Black Friday edition
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How is babby turkee formed? How girl turkee get pragnent? They need to do way Thanksgivign mother who kill thier babby turkey stuffing prank
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's oldest woman loses her title at 113. Sad: She liked a cold beer. Extra Sad: She thought that Bud was a beer
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but aliens make more sense than those damned drones everyone's talking about
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Boston and Philadelphia schools endorse Meatless Monday. Unfortunately students are still supporting bookless Tuesday and absentee Wednesday
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(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
Police officer is fired before seeing any action for being afraid of heights, drugs, loud noises, being too skittish, and showing too much resistance. Fark: police dog
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Hold off on that trip to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters; there's been an Awakening. Have you felt it?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Residents of Reading, Pennsylvania complain that the town's 50-foot Norwegian pine Christmas tree that was topped with a lighted pretzel is ugly. So instead of getting a new one town officials embrace the ugliness to recreate Charlie Brown's ugly tree
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What to do with Thanksgiving leftovers? Slap them all in a tortilla and call them a "leftovuritto"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Divorcee receives only 40% of net worth in settlement, will have to scrape by with a mere $530,000,000
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Pilsner pinups: Brawny bearded brewers bare nearly all for men's health calendar
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama has more gun stores than museums or libraries. But before you jump on the gun-toting rednecks without culture, take a look at your state. Only 13 states have more libraries and museums than gun stores
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
An employee stealing $6400 worth of bratwurst and kielbasa? Police say they never sausage a thing
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For anyone who has ever wondered why people would voluntarily choose to live in Phoenix, this is why
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain adopts a great American Thanksgiving tradition: fighting in the Black Friday queue
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jubilant moment
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Having thoughts of a post-Thanksgiving diet? Well, don't go complete Atkins, because all carbs are not created equal
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Two boys found after surviving being buried alive in snow bank for hours by plow
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In the UK, there's a 70% chance that the supermarket chicken you bought is infected with a deadly bacteria. Fortunately, boiling everything they eat removes both the taste AND the bug
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are the five worst places to drive in the United States, and we have bad news for you California
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks for your help, Afghan translators. We didn't wipe out the Taliban as promised, but you're on your own now anyway. Best of luck
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember Darwin the Ikea monkey? His new pad costs more than you'll earn in the next ten years
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Thu November 27, 2014
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving poutine manages to offend both Canadians and Native Americans alike
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"I know. Let's start selling lottery tickets online"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists develop drug that reduces the harmful effects of binge-drinking on the brain. Clinical testing on Fark staffers is expected to begin immediately
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a woman searching for diamonds on the side of the road. Then things get weird
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
A Burger King employee finds a backpack filled with $100,000. Officers confiscated the bag, as it had a trace amount of pot which is cop speak for 'It's Pay Day'
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Here's your annual reminder to watch the greatest Thanksgiving movie ever made - Planes, Trains & Automobiles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: South African ventriloquist beats gagging order
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this posing duet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are paying others up to $22 an hour to wait in line for black Friday deals only further proving that some people have way too much money or free time
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
An elderly man built on his house: A bowling alley. 16 seat cinema. Squash court. A bar. And a casino. That's right, a casino. All of which the City Council demanded be demolished
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(Some Wino)
 
 
 
Top 10 wines you knuckle-draggers aren't drinking with your Thanksgiving dinner
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Need to keep a marriage together? Try living apart
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
There is a website dedicated to keeping track of every single death occurring at retailers on Black Friday so you won't get trampled to death by a dozen people wanting the same 50" television
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Minneapolis is home to the world's first vegan butcher shop
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(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
Newest kitchen tool for cooking Thanksgiving dinner? A Drone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The dark, evil side of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Eight teenagers facing felony charges after they phoned in a false pizza order and threw a blanket over the delivery driver, robbing him of pizza, wings, and pop
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sack snatcher
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Eleven amazingly inspired Thanksgiving sandwiches. Leftovers won't have to be boring tomorrow
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No Thanksgiving is complete without a snowball fight that ends in a stabbing. Surprisingly, it's unrelated to Black Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trials for an Ebola vaccine are "positive"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention, Americans: Do not send out your Christmas cards until you learn how to properly pluralize your name and correctly utilize apostrophe's
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Richard Scarry's "Busy Town" enters the 21st century, complete with Climate Change Denier Goat and Fart Sound App Maker Monkey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN found the three retail employees who admit they love working on Thanksgiving
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly." Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's not Thanksgiving without Arlo Guthrie and the "Alice's Restaurant Massacre." Here he is performing at Farm Aid 2005
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(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
Man waiting for his water to boil is nearly killed by a catapult. This is not a repeat from 397 BC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Number of Americans who smoke hits 50-year low. I guess people just don't want to look cool anymore
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Matkot is like hacky sack if it was played on the beach with paddles. "Matkot is not a competitive sport, it's a sport of togetherness"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Official police story about a shooting isn't supported by video, which shows a 12 year old with a BB gun being shot within 2 seconds of cops arriving, not being told multiple times to put his hands up as claimed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass rare white lion cub born at Nebraska zoo
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Court expert says that two babies accidentally swapped at birth and raised by the wrong parents should have a no-return no-exchange policy
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember that reporter in Alaska who quit her job on-air after announcing she would dedicate herself to her marijuana business full-time? She's discovering that making a principled stance doesn't stop the government from asking questions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He asked me to do things that I wasn't going to do, He's ugly, old and disgusting. I tied him up. I took his money and left. He was starting to creep me out. I brought the zip ties in case of a situation where I needed them"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this traffic jam
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(Some Balloon Guy)
 
 
 
It's your annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade thread, this year with far more intrigue than the usual "will a balloon will get away" as we wait to see if protesters succeed in disrupting this American holiday tradition. 9 am ET on CBS, NBC
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving in Alaska: "I'm sure somebody will bring walrus. There will be moose. There will be seal meat. I'm sure there will be beluga. Musk ox. Pike. Salmon"
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
73,200 Krispy Kremes sold in one day from a single outlet. With bonus pic of what a discerning Krispy Kreme eater looks like
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A McSweeney's classic: The Butterball Turkey help-line help-line
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You had me at 'vodka-infused turkey'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Your dog does understand you, is ignoring you, and still wants steak
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 499: "Wat?" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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