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Mon August 03, 2015
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Real Estate Fraud Lawyer and Legal Ethics professor of the year candidate gives best class demonstration ever...by stealing $200k from a client
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(8)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A federal agency you've never heard of could wind up in charge of the internet because of a picture of crooked teeth
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(15)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
PSA: If you bond your fiance out of jail for the weekend so you can get married he just might skip out on the wedding and the bond
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas tourists not allowed in New York
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(53)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines to big game trophy hunters: GTFO
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(91)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Pair arrested in air conditioner thefts, will be spending some time in the cooler
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(27)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Navy guy finds out the hard way that tossing your cellphone full of seamen pics into the trash can come back to haunt you
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
What does San Francisco smell like? Besides unwashed liberal pot-smoking hippies
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(46)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland proves that grown men can get into a drunken brawl over a parasol in a beer garden, sure
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(15)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Special Olympics introduce new event: Find the athlete at LAX
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Legionnaires' disease outbreak kills four in Bronx. Son of Sam, pet rocks, and roller discos can't wait to return to the spotlight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The week we found a new reason to hate dentists
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Make fun of Fla. all you want, but where else can you find a pastor who can tackle a gunman -- during Sunday church service?
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(44)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Awww, the baby senator from Arkansas thinks he's Austin Powers or something
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(93)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Comcast steps up efforts to alienate last remaining cable customers
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(37)
 
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Lizard Man sighted in SC. With compelling photographic evidence
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(61)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meeter & greeter
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(24)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Heroin, crack, meth, infomercials, everyone's addicted to something
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(34)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
A chicken like that, you don't eat all at once
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cousins Amy Schumer and Sen. Chuck Schumer join forces on gun control, Entertainment tab and Politics tab stare at each other awkwardly
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(171)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What does God need with a billboard?
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(180)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Python on the loose in Sweden. This is not a repeat from-well, technically it is, since the damn thing escaped again
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(35)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man stranded 44 miles off New Jersey treads water for four hours to stay alive before being rescued by Coast Guard. His name has not been released, but it's probably Robert (pics)
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In Hong Kong, you don't end up shot by the cops for resisting arrest with your boobs. In fact, you get a protest in your honor with men wearing bras
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A mafia boss on the run since 1993 communicated with fellow criminals using a code based around sheep, Italian police say" (w/ pics of sheep)
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(65)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Wildlife center releases video of sea turtle eating blue crabs, and it's somewhat terrifying
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(65)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gays finally able to tie the knot, Kim Jong Il plans to hang 10, and why you should never try to lift Solo: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 7/26 - 8/1
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(Left Foot Forward)
 
 
 
'"Your fridge is going to kill you.' So yells the Daily Mail, which presumably starts with the headlines, then goes looking for supporting material"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Ripped from the 6th or 7th page, right after the story about that cow, of The Bangor Daily News, "Welcome to Maine, nobody cares if you're buying Zig-Zags" (81)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this workshop
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(25)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Warning: metal bench art sculpture may burn your arse off due to sunshine
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(59)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Elderly good guy with a gun managed to knock out nude attacking 36-year-old man with a rifle butt after the attacker knocked a woman out of a wheelchair and placed an 80-year-old roommate in a chokehold
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(59)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Kurds refuse to go a whey
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(58)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
9-year-old bat boy dies after being struck in the head by a bat. In related news, there is a baseball team called the Liberal Bee Jays
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(129)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In tents storm claims one life
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(13)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the award for Most un-American police force on the planet goes to:
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(127)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jet Blue to family with "fussy" toddler: GTFO
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(437)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everything we know about bullying is wrong. And if you don't believe me, I'll kick your ass
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What has two fuselages, six Pratt & Whitney jet engines, 28 landing gear wheels, a whopping 385 foot wingspan and can launch a satellite into Low Earth Orbit?
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(134)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Self-strengthening bridges made out of rubber tree roots in India last for hundreds of years, and never decay
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(47)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Blob consumes North Pacific, Steve McQueen unavailable for comment
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(103)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
The Earth, the Earth, the Earth is on fire. We don't need no climate-let the motherfarker burn. Burn, motherfarker, BURN
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(124)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
👉👌, ✊: 🚫
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Some Guy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"They seemed to really trust each other. The marmoset was very intrigued, touching the iguana"
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(54)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The Wire: Season 6 is in production
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
DA throws the book at a man who explicitly threatened to kill his neighbors once he got out of jail. Just kidding. They dismissed his case because police were too busy working other cases
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Adventures in dogbathing. How do you keep your dog from smelling like a dog? Why yes, Subby's house is now soaked in doggy bath water
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this group of friends
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston bridge repair project delayed two years after workers discover bridge is full of mysterious objects known to the ancients as "rivets"
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(194)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man teaches his daughter's bullies an important lesson about empathy and loving their fellow man. Just kidding, he tries to run them over in his minivan (yes, there is video)
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Get a room, teachers, get a room
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(32)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
There's jerk and then there's stealing $90,000 worth of human hair meant for cancer patients jerk
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(65)
 
(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aircraft door washes up ashore on Reunion island as the evidence of MH370 now becomes as plane as day
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(257)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just in from Memphis: Another death during a traffic stop
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Notorious criminal organizations launder millions overseas and enjoy lavish lifestyle here in the U.S. Oh wait, did we say "notorious criminal organizations"? Our bad, we meant "Florida police agencies"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Giant snails leave a trail of destruction through Miami
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this whole lotta craziness going on
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your song
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Glitter, children, live cats, and other things you can't mail via the U.S. Postal Service
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(58)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Babysitter pay jumps 28% in five years. I kid you not
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(112)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sacramental September Shindig, 9/11-9/13
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man loses cell phone, blames Gypsys, finds out Chinese guy had it, leaves Paris. There, I just saved you five minutes
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Be careful removing the film wrapper off of your Kraft American Cheese Singles. It could kill you. The wrapping, not the cheese, to be precise
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(123)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"It's embarrassing and I don't see how it even got to this," Blake said. "I really did not know I was breaking the law"
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(55)
 
(WSFA)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Woman tries to eat crack cocaine in front of drug agents." With glorious mugshot
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(41)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to escape the incessant chicken shaming, okay? Are you happy now?
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(31)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
After realizing it was heading to Fresno, airplane engine flames out in flight
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(17)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Christianity is like so Middle-Ages
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(172)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In today's episode of First World Problems, we learn how unfair it is that one town allows driving on the beach and the next town does not
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(27)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Will you vacation on Cape Spiny Dogfish this summer?
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(14)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Apparently Virginia believes you can't really appreciate jail unless you're sober
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(25)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's not such a beautiful day in the gayborhood
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(58)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of amazing music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last year, Hitchbot crossed Canada in three weeks. Two weeks into a similar attempt to cross the U.S., he made it as far as Philadelphia where they beat the crap out of him
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