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Mon December 11, 2017
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Cocoa turns electrical boxes into art.' That's nothing, you should see what it can do to milk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The official Vladimir Putin 2018 calendar is out
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We've finally found out what happened to Obama's Magic Weather Machine. It turns out that Kim Jong Un has it. Thanks Obama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stalks
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Baby milk maker issues global recall over salmonella fears. See, this is why you have to practice food safety when milking babies
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Convicted serial killer Todd Kohlhepp says there are many more victims who have not been discovered and he's in no mood to talk about them
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Comic strip assignment about Hitler's rise raises questions at Gurnee school. Like, was Hitler really a pony?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Port Authority bomb suspect rode subway from Brooklyn to Manhattan blast site
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Kimberly Jones, whose video of her bullied son is all over the world today, may have wanted to purge all the racism from her social media accounts before going viral. Article Updated: Instagram profile allegedly fake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to become famous by recording viral videos of yourself doing dangerous stunts on tall buildings? Just remember, for every skyrocketing star, there's one going down quickly
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Someone fetch my fainting couch: Yet another scary Russian military program is probably vaporware
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the 8th highest grossing YouTube "star," a six-year-old who earned $11 Million un-boxing and playing with toys. Also, BareFark is still a bargain at $2.50 a month
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's time to vote... for Fark headlines
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia is going to test the Theory of Slippery Slopes by allowing movie theaters, women to drive
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this couple necking
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(UPI)
 
 
 
There's surge pricing and then there's yougottabefarkingkiddingme pricing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
California wildfires are now larger than Boston and New York City, but how many Rhode Islands is that?
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(BBC)
 
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Explosion at Manhattan bus terminal. On the left, not much information. Jumping to conclusions on the right
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Three years after threatening to press charges against an engineer for doing math without a license, the Oregon State Board of Examiners for Engineering and Land Surveying finally has the good sense to be embarrassed and drop the whole thing
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
California running out of prisoners to fight its wildfires. In other news, California uses prisoners to fight wildfires
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman accused of stealing 144 bottles of nail polish. This will varnish her good name
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
What in the mother fark is a hit-skip in OHIOTUCKEY? Are these the same assholes who call soda, "pop" instead of Coke?
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Every Chicago police officer is now equipped with a malfunctioning body camera
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you threaten someone's life on Twitter, try not to show your license plate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I bet all you cynical asshats who said Trump only wanted to shrink Bear's Ears National Park because Obama created it feel really stupid now knowing that he's really shrinking it because the Uranium Mining Lobby ordered him to
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Famous shirtless protester from Charlotte is now a City Councillor who oversees the police
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(BBC)
 
 
 
That's one way to win an election. Not a very SUBTLE way, though
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Every farking year. You know this wouldn't happen if they'd just nail Him down
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Sun December 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you already purchased a Christmas tree this year? Here's why you probably paid more money for a smaller, uglier bush than you paid in past years
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
From the mailbag: "Pretty sure Mary didn't have her bra showing at the birth of Jesus. Poor taste, Monsignor"
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
That time when the US Postal Service teamed up with the Navy to deliver 3,000 letters via a Regulus guided missile launched from a sub. Bonus: Trolling the USSR by sending them one of the commemorative letters
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
A family so lacking in morals that they've been compared to the Gallaghers from 'Shameless' are spending Xmas in jail due to their crimes. Fark: their neighbours are having a street party to celebrate. UF: Read the comments section
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man was covered in blood and was armed with a fire poker to defend against 'they' who were trying to 'get him'
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(Fine Art America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vintage cycle
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC may want to rethink that monorail salesman's pitch
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese cabby does what any quick-thinking hero would do to save a suicidal man, he gets him drunk
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: This Year's Hit Christmas Album
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Six containers of fentanyl, *five golden rings* , four knives, 3 guns, two sets of handcuffs, a facemask and a wooden club. It's Christmas in Baltimore
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The article that delivers on the "Why hipsters want Mexican Coke" question brings up interesting points concerning trade wars, dead turtles, French magazines
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Home-schooled kids not getting enough interaction to function in society. The new hotness: Home-schooled kids not getting enough nutrition to function at all
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
City butts head with couple who say they must be allowed to have their emotional support goats
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(Time)
 
 
 
Heartless thieves steal a Cincinnati child's wheelchair, but fortunately people are donating like gangbusters to replace it. Seriously, Ohio, what the hell is wrong with you? Tag is for the Samaritans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you think the wildfires in southern California are bad now, just wait until next year. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and traditional: A joyous holly Christmas wreath to bring in the season. New for this year: A Cannabis Christmas wreath you can smoke or eat later to chill out
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(BUFF power)
 
 
 
Photoshop these B-52s
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Getting stuck
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A disabled woman is suing the police after she was accidentally locked in a station when officers forgot she was there. A police station with no police? Sounds a bit fishy to me
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
The front of the U.S. embassy in Beirut is not where you want to be right now
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Conservation photographer wants to raise awareness about how microfibers pollute the world's water so he creates a series of the most terrifying pictures ever of innocent little children playing in laundry rooms
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
There be whales, Captain
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Father of a 6-year-old Sandy Hook victim is bringing a unique lawsuit against the makers of the deadly AR-15 assault rifle
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Fisherman jumps into ocean, frees huge sea turtle caught in fishing lines. Even Florida has heroes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge blocks destruction of endangered pine rockland forest outside of Everglades National Park because do we really need another farkin' Walmart?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A dad pens a brilliant letter to his daughter's school asking why they were still living in 1968 after she was sent for a makeover with the other girls while the boys got a field trip to a hardware store
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A very long twitter thread on True Pundit, and how it was the nexus of the right wing misinformation campaign against Hillary Clinton. And why Comey reopened the investigation on the eve of the election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
3.9624th dismembered meter washes up on British Columbia shore
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Synagogue attacked with Swiss petrol bombs. Wait, how do you add a bunch of small utility blades and tweezers to a petrol bomb....? (possible nsfw content on page)
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