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Wed March 20, 2019
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Warning: Watch it when frolicking with Irish people when going to Ireland, it seems nearly half of them have never been tested for an STI
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Mystery cockatiel enthusiast dies, leaving animal rescue to hunt down and catch the 300 cockatiels roaming his house. Cockatiel
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(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Priest accused of meth possession. The 14-second homily was the first hint something might be amiss
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those helicopter parents who bribed and cheated their kids into college are now hiring a different kind of consultant: an ex-con to prepare them for life behind bars
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bloke discovers how to clean his dirty junk with "bits cleaner", ends up infecting the Internet (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chicago Tribune Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his hot dates
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That idiot who invented "Blexit," the so-called Black Exit from the Democratic Party, is still around and wants to know why you're not paying more attention to her. WaPo: Ooooh, we'll interview you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest Chinese delicacy: 110-million-year-old egg
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
10/10 on the American scale, divide by zero error on the British scale
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When thinking of organizations that profit off of slavery you probably wouldn't include Harvard University, yet here we are
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
When Squirrels Attack: Sarasota Edition
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
It's like Sputnik
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Nature's greatest spectacle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad". After being offered a deal in the spa case that would have dropped all charges in exchange for admitting what he did and doing 100 hours of community service; Robert Kraft has rejected the deal
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The cockpit voice recorder of October's doomed Lion Air jet depicts the pilots' frantic fight against the computer to stay aloft
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman pranks victim with tire iron at Wawa. Expected to be charged four ways
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disgruntled stalker crunches his car into appropriately named fitness center
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Texas homeowner doesn't fall for the old snake ruse of "lets cut the cable and lure the human under the house so we can eat him," and instead calls for help to remove 45 rattlesnakes from under his house. Nice try snakes
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Seems like a perfectly reasonable response
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Angry at being forced to cut down your privacy fence? Why not throw a naked party in your yard?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Naked man running across highway struck and killed. There's just nuts everywhere these days
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(KIMT 3)
 
 
 
Man lays down in driveway, tells his mom "Why don't you just run me over?" Challenge accepted
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(NBC New York)
 
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Man begs stubborn koala to 'please' get out of his car -- koala is not having it
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's 'misinformation day' at the University of Washington. Or, as we call it around here, Every Day
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Reefer madness is totes for realz this time
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland man walks up to podcast host waiting in the drive-thru lane and threatens him with a glass bottle unless he buys him a burger. Then it gets weird
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Thousands of people in Kent, UK, have a tolerance for alcohol that would kill other people. In other news, Fark.com just found out where the highest concentration of their UK members live
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Gangsters try to steal an Al Capone statue in Arkansas, in what could be the most exciting thing to happen there today
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussie fisherman's catch of the day? Just a rare Mola mola sea monster ... because Australia
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman who drove around barricades on flood-damaged road learns why they were there. With bonus "Where's the front end of her car?" pics
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NYC police hide behind a fake subway wall to catch a pro-Trump graffiti artist in the act
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crashed Boeing 737 MAX 8 Lion Air flight almost crashed the day before, but thanks to a quick thinking off-duty pilot who happened to be riding in the cockpit, it didn't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While the US "Happiness" ranking continues to drop, the Fark headline submission counter continues to rise. Coincidence?
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(Radikal Foto)
 
 
 
Photoshop this robotic policeman
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
What could be better than a weekly story time at the public library? How about a story time that includes a dog? This is your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After leading the police on a car chase and getting caught, what do you do? Why, dance furiously of course
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
When vodak and boredom combine, the Russian biatch-slap competition begins
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
A truck carrying 40,000 pounds of printer ink overturned on an Atlanta interstate, closing all lanes. The ink was valued at 53.8 trillion dollars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ro-Ro auto boat Gently up in flames. Merrily, merrily, merrily, 37 Porsches down the drain
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
And as the flood waters receded, a miracle appeared before them
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The naked blonde and her poodle are OK, but the cure isn't going to work on the two-foot salami again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A group of lawyers took down big tobacco, and now they've set their sights on the biggest scourge facing America. Realtors 6% commission
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
#144 Ever Better
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I'm sorry to inform you that we are being forced to divert due to the unfortunate after effects of St. Patrick's Day corned beef and cabbage"
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Cool: Formerly homeless Jersey City teen gets accepted into college. Mega cool: All 18 colleges he applied to
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Okay you misbehaving pre-schoolers. Take off your clothes and stand naked in the closet. And I better not hear you saying I'll show you mine if you show me yours
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teacher says, if you can just overlook all the death, destruction, murder, and killing, Hitler was a great guy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines ranked the best airline. In other news, people who rank airlines have never flown Delta
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Tue March 19, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby wishes he could see what funny headline he posted, but all the damn Wite-Out on the screen makes it hard to read
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out people would rather live near wind farms than suck on tailpipes for the sweet, sweet freedom
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