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"Don't worry, Jimmy, that strange man driving the 'Free Candy' van checks out...I looked him up online". (Sponsored Link)
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Police officer attacked by woman armed with razor escapes after close shave
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Ex-wife of billionaire suing to get more money than what she got in the divorce. Says the pitiful scraps of $1 billion cash, two $15 million ranches and a $4.6 million house aren't enough to live on
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Happy Holidays Here's your new water meter and a $4000 water bill, since we'd been "estimating" your bill for the last 10 years
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The moral of this story is don't take your $85,000 silver plate crafted by Pablo Picasso to a Miami art fair
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Photoshop theme: Unlikely James Bond vehicles. LGT inspiration
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Ever wonder what will be left of you online if you died today? You can check that. Or have someone else check it if you're like, dead or something. (Sponsored Link)
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Whiskey lovers are discovering the emerging world of Tasmania's liquid gold. It'll spin you around like a whirlwind, but it's a devil of hangover
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Red Cross: When we said "We're very proud of the fact that 91 cents of every dollar that's donated goes to our services," it wasn't intended to be a factual statement
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Why are Americans workaholics? I've got an idea, but I'll have to get back to you - I've got to take this conference call while I eat my lunch
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Only 5% of NYC cops turn in 40% of "resisting arrest" cases, apparently being unusually attracted toward interacting with overweight unhealthy minorities selling cigarettes
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Photoshop this photo shot at a wedding photoshoot
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Man accused of swapping his shiatty furniture with that of his neighbors while they were away. Of course, alcohol was involved
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Finally, something worth asking Santa for
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Foreclosure auctions are a good way to pick up historic gargoyles cheap
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Ah yes, I remember. I had the lasagna
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A list of the 15 best beers to drink this winter. Or if you lived at the equator a list of the 15 best beers to drink all year round
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"Dear Prudence: I am nervous about Christmas this year because my husband is a terrible gift giver. And since a person shows how much they love you by the quality of gifts, if he gives me a bad gift I may divorce him. Is that normal?"
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Moose killed while Christmas shopping
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LA Times reports increase in hit-and-runs involving bicyclists hit by cars. Let's see how concerned their readers are
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Woman who lost her parents in a plane crash in 1959 gets the surprise of a lifetime after a hiker found her mother's wedding ring in a tree and kept it safe until she could be tracked down. Alright, who forgot to dust in here today?
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Bored with its native dangerous animal selection, Australia starts importing exciting new varieties from overseas
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For decades, a group of men with intellectual disabilities seemed happy living in a small Iowa town. Then their neighbors found out the truth
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Top chefs predict culinary trends of 2015. IN: sustainability, healthful kid's menus, local sourcing of meat and produce. OUT: kale salads, nose-to-tail, gluten-free. OVER: insects, foam/froth/air, gazpacho, bacon-flavored/covered chocolate
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Unemployed dad who's just trying to buy his kids some Christmas presents realizes pity is for the weak after trying to sell himself on eBay
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Court rules that chimpanzees are damned dirty apes
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Belgium seeks to have potato fries declared cultural heritage. Please don't call them French
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Sword for sale. From the 1700s. Might be haunted
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Photoshop anonymous and his ginger neckbeard cohort
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Family moving to Hawaii from Virginia planned to have the cat stay behind with relatives. Memeow had other plans... Discovered just in time (for Caturday)
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Civilian Navy engineer charged for attempting to steal, pass schematics of USS Gerald R. Ford to Egypt. Why anyone would want a ship that will be eaten by wolves is anyone's guess
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Some dildo shut down San Diego Federal Courthouse
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I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of some orphaned baby bats swaddled up like burritos
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Hunters decide the best place to bag a few gators is a wildlife refuge
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Caption these three cheerleaders
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National Geographic documentary claims the nation's lack of sleep is causing health problems. Doctors immediately recommend watching additional National Geographic documentaries
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News: Man robs a shop owner. Fark: By hypnotizing the shop owner into a trance and then going through his pockets to look for money
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Massachusetts joins the rest of America and allows gas nozzles to latch in the on position
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Are you a gun collector? If you've always wanted to own the gun that was used to shoot Governor George Wallace, today is your lucky day
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The 17 most American things you can buy at Walmart. Put together some cheese balls by the barrel, a beef jerky gun and the 'Darth Vader taking a selfie with an iPhone 4′ t-shirt and you've got yourself a weekend
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M-m-m-m... Peanut butter and bacon flavored Pop-tarts
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