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Sat April 25, 2015
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Dear Aussie Real Estate Agent: I see your $1.5M house in Sydney, and raise you one decommissioned Titan Missile Base outside Spokane, WA, for the same price. Care to negotiate?
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Puppies saved after being dumped outside a Goodwill store in a box labeled "stuffed animals." Cutest donation ever
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(2)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
While Marathon bombing victims pay for motels, meals, parking & hobble into court, the Feds have quietly flown in Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's relatives in from Kyrgyzstan & put them up under guard at the Hampton Inn...to testify for him
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
"I shall re-return"
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(Lifehack)
 
 
 
Ten things you never see in successful people. #11: A Fark account
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's do this. Philadelphia Fark Party May 2nd at Frankford Hall
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(73)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lone warrior
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(19)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Passenger sues airline after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP, branding airline's employees as 'malicious, oppressive and reprehensible.'
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The weekend in Chiraq gets off to a deadly start as three were wounded in gun violence and six were killed since Friday
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistani Free Speech Activist learns that actions can have consequences
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sisters survive in the wild on 8 boxes of Girl Scout cookies and cheese puffs before being rescued. That's subby's normal diet
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(20)
 
(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Twenty-four special education students attending a Special Education Cooperative School were given their very own prom, treated to a gourmet lunch and makeovers, all donated. "I never knew these kids didn't go to prom"
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Female shoplifter uses the tried and true "up-the-skirt" snatch (w/video)
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(35)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Newborn baby who died after 90 minutes becomes UK's youngest organ donor ever, immediately saves a stranger's life
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(33)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
My sweet, compostable you
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
At the world's highest disaster area, Everest Base Camp is digging out after earthquake-triggered avalanche. Second-highest disaster area, Denver, grabs more Cheetos while watching the news
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(79)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary shakes the pockets of her campaign staff: Listen troops, we've only got a few billion to spend on my presidential campaign, spend it wisely - unlike last time
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(79)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Druid marries dogs in pagan ceremony because Glastonbury
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(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why pose with stuffed animals when you can be in a photo with a real-life massive bear? That's what these anti-hunting Russian models did
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is bipartisan support in Pennsylvania to make it illegal to taunt or challenge police officers
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(144)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
New trend in L.A. dining: Haute Cuisine Pop Tarts
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(16)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remembering Gallipoli 100 years later. Where the British and Ottoman Empires died, Australia and New Zealand grew up, and Turkey and Ireland were born
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I'm a storm photographer, and here are some of the sweet little mini-apocalypses I got to see out on the plains last year
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(15)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
College campus enrollment center excavation halted because of: A) Indian burial grounds, B) Mammoth remians, C) 500-pound bomb
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Real estate agent: Sure it's a fixer-upper that hasn't been on the market since 1953, but it's a steal at 1.5 million dollars
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(45)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man steals a cooler of ice cream from a convenience store while flipping off the security camera. That's cold
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(11)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Night Train kills 14. This is why subby sticks to the Thunderbird
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(59)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his mud
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(15)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Scottsdale, Arizona welcomes you to a giant sausage fest. Wait, are we still not doing 'phrasing'?
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(34)
 
(Catster)
 
 
 
Freeway the cat, injured and trapped on a busy highway median, is rescued by a good samaritan who was frustrated by the lack of response from official channels. The Caturday tag respectfully requests that the Hero tag join us this week
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a homeowner shot after interrupting a burglary. Then things get weird
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Communism Cures Cancer
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(35)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"The opportunity was there to make a great connection with a little boy. And ugh, I wouldn't even say I took the opportunity, it's just... I... just had fun really. It felt really really good, ya know, to make someone's day. It made my day too"
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at several animals that may go extinct because humans have lost interest in eating them
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(39)
 
(The Weed Blog)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana bills are "effectively dead" in Florida, because Florida man
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(44)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you were a bird, this is what the world's most popular tourist attractions would look like to you
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(22)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Wanna keep your job as a Fire Department lieutenant? Then don't make lewd comments about a female EMT over the radio... Or at least don't get caught
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(37)
 
(St. George News)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl contacts police after speeding car runs over her skateboard. Police respond, buy girl a new board, take her on a ride-a-long, let her try estimating speeds using the laser unit used for traffic enforcement (w/pics)
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(34)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Transparent Aluminum... it's real
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(55)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Piloting a drone is so easy, even the brain of a honeybee can do it
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(18)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The cake is a lie. And not just because it contains antifreeze and hormone disrupter
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(24)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chase Bank terminates all accounts belonging to a known drug lord
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(51)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
K-K-K-K-K-Kathmandu
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Hopefully this bank robber uses the money to buy a better mask
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been seven whole days since you got angry and felt ashamed. Which means it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz once again
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook come out against government spying, preferring to spy on consumers themselves
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A river of liquid mercury beneath a pyramid in Teotihuacan, Mexico may indicate the presence of a royal tomb
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(93)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Although his girlfriend's mom chased him with a machete, he bravely married his girlfriend soon after. They are still happily married after 72 years
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman rescues scared stray dog by playing dead to gain his trust (pics)
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(20)
 
(Gannett)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy's giant balls
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman beans Venezuelan President with mango, receives apartment
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(62)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Who would Jesus expel?
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(64)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers celebrates "Take Your Kid To Work and Watch Us Wedge Our New Emergency Operations Truck Under A Bridge Day"
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(33)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Study fnds K entuckains aer drtunken sots
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iranian warships decide that it's really not the right time of year to visit Yemen anyways
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(60)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sixteen year-old school boy goes full Kylie Jenner (some not safe for work images on article page)
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(56)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
ANZAC to Afghanistan: 100 years of untold stories
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Prosperity Gospel " preacher, Rev. Creflo Dollar (yes, really) explains why God needs a spaceship: "I'm gonna have to believe God for a billion dollar space shuttle. Cause we got to preach the Gospel on Mars"
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(167)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Missing teenager found, was just monkeying around
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's forecast calls for light rain, mild windy conditions and crashing cars bursting into flames
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Need an afternoon pick-me-up because your day hasn't been sweet so far at the office? Break out the cocoa on your desk and lay out some some lines
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(36)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Former banana importer sentenced to 12 years for fatal sex party"
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Crying baby removed from plane by armed guards because she was a member of ISIS or something
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(115)
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Puppy sets fire to house, killing hamster and parrot, poses for "I've seen some shiat" picture
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(66)
 
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Weed recovering slowly from Bowl fire
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Series of early-morning earthquakes failed to improve substantially improve area between Idaho, Washington state and Montana
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(60)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Man crashes after trying to deep throat a corndog
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this matrimony
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: You run a swingers' club that's moving to a new location in the suburbs, and the locals are freaking out about living near a swingers' club. Solution: Become a church. For swingers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's public advisories in the U.S.: Scattered thunderstorms, maybe some flooding. In Australia: "The prehistoric killer appears to have developed an interest in human flesh"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother "horrified" after she realizes her child's alphabet building blocks can be used to spell out rude words. No, f*cking seriously
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Heyyyy Up Your Nose With A Rub....uh, 3 inch rusty wire as thick as a heavy-duty nail, shot into your face by your lawnmower
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(30)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
America's toughest sheriff might be looking at jail time
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(136)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
12 Things a bartender won't tell you. But will publish on the Internet
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(173)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
That cast iron pan you think makes you such a good cook? Yeah, you're taking care of it wrong, dumbass
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(165)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tiny Michigan police forces defend receiving millions of dollars of US army surplus weapons and vehicles including bomb-proof Humvees, sniper rifles, grenade launchers and ... snowshoes?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A massive sweep of gas stations finds hundreds of credit card skimmers, which will ensure customers will pay dearly for convenience
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(43)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The street code: no snitchin'. The mom code: Son, I am haulin' your rapey ass down to the precinct house
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(80)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you live in one of Britain's most vermin infested places? Maybe the better question is do you live in Great Britain?
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(12)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadians guilty of a little too much stick-handling
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(45)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Vacationing Swedish cops show NYPD officers how to subdue suspects without hurting them
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(102)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Buffalo buffalo east of Buffalo buffalo buffalo baked beans Spam Spam and Spam
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(16)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Missing boater found safe after breaking into a house to survive. While there, "he drank copious amounts of alcohol... and when he was found, he was highly intoxicated and was found in one of the victims' underwear"
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(45)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Since the U.S. can't fix the F-35, we're going to sell some to the Israelis so that they can fix them for us
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(158)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
...and today's college that accidentally accepted rejected applicants is....(spins wheel)....Drexel University
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are a lady, these cards may once have wooed you
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda plotted an attack on the Vatican and Pope Palpatine back in 2010
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
High school American Pie play finale brings down the house, the stage and closes with screaming reviews
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(54)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude Paul the Apostle probably wasn't blinded by Jesus
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(114)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to shoot machine guns with the Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden? That'll be $50,000
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(166)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
True, erupting volcanoes disrupt scores of people, snarl air traffic, and grind tourism to a halt. But damn do they make for good Instagram pictures
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(37)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abdominal art
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(20)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Seven songs that will make you happy including 'Happy,' 'Here Comes the Sun', and 'Conjunction Junction'
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(210)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want voters to decide if the $58 million collected in pot taxes should go to schools and training cops, or buying every taxpayer in the state a $5 footlong. Subby wants the footlong, and chips, and a soda; so hungry right now
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(156)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The annual salary for the CEO of Wal-Mart dropped 24%. Now he's only getting $19.06 million a year
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(106)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Two men arrested after a fatal shooting at a bowling alley. Talk about throwing your life into the gutter
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(35)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
School sends a sixth grader to an alternative school for 30 days for jokingly pulling down his buddy's pants. Fark: The victim got the same punishment
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(64)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Not news: Drug suspect gets a court-ordered GPS tracking device. News: But still manages to sneak off. Fark: By putting the GPS device on his cat
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gun collectors go ballistic over the world's smallest fully functioning revolver
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(125)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Warning: Eating Tater Tots may cause drowsiness. Burglary may intensify this effect
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bad news: U.S. ranked 15th on the list of the world's happiest countries. Good news: We still hold a sizable lead over Rwanda and Burkina Faso
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seven Lost American Slang Words. Come for the dingus, stay for the spizzerinctum
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