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Thu April 24, 2014
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jim Koch, co-founder of Sam Adams beer, reveals how to drink all night without getting drunk
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is launching a new upscale concept known as U.S. Taco. No word if there will be the complimentary 3 seashells in each bathroom yet
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop that placid lake scene
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan officials report their ferries are perfectly safe. However, the docks at the ferry terminals may mysteriously sink
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
$3 million awarded to victims of harmless petroleum industry practice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man walks through town center squirting women with a water pistol filled with his own urine, now finds himself in a wee bit of trouble
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Organic aquaculture shrimp facility hiring over 500 workers to pull their little legs off so you don't have to
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Once again let's be clear on this: every "horny 16-year old girl" that wants to chat online is really an undercover cop-unless they are a youth pastor who is trying to catfish young boys into sending him naked selfies
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats are capable of love, at least biochemically. Your dog loves steak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is First Lady Michelle Obama joining the cast of NBC's Community? Will anyone notice?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Man who threw Molotov cocktail into Brooklyn convenience store probably won't get his bottle deposit back
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Man critical after being shot, crashing car. Well, of course he is. What's he supposed to say, 'Thanks'?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Due to the increase in Americans' weight, dude ranches have been forced to add draft horses to their stables
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you have a go-to recipe for veal if you're trying to impress? Have any tips for preparing veal to make it a knock out?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Giant crucifix dedicated to Pope John Paul II falls and crushes a man in what is in no way a bad omen whatsoever
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby clouded leopards make their public debut at the Denver Zoo (w/awww pics)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fat teenager loses 168 pounds, is surprised to discover that he's actually David Beckham
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve the International Space Station
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
DC restaurant consultant accused of intentionally tanking sales at five restaurants so he could buy them at bankruptcy. And stealing a Vespa
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One DIY project you probably should skip: Fecal transplants
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man walks into lingerie shop, reveals his own secrets
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"She asked for it," man tells police after asking why he murdered his own mother
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
After being accused of not doing enough to prevent sexual violence on campus, Columbia University officials apparently decided to make it up to the gals by making them a cake, you know, a real nice one with flowers and everything
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(Slate)
 
 
 
California's fire season has been expanded a bit, now runs from May 1st to April 30th
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(ABC)
 
 
 
The Ku Klux Klansman who shot up a Jewish community center was once arrested for picking up a black transvestite prostitute. Oy vey
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"We weren't expecting to hear calls to prayer from mosques on our holiday to Turkey. Now give us our money back"
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Man successfully robs ice cream store with syringe "full of AIDS." In a related story, Baskin Robbins pulls Crackhead Crunch from its list of flavors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently when you build extra cabins on top of a ferry and carry three times as much cargo as is safe, it can fall over and sink. Who knew?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
From the "things you thought only happened in movies/long running '70s sitcoms" file: five castaways stranded on a desert Island are rescued after a helicopter spots the giant "SOS" they carved in a nearby sandbar
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're looking to shake up your typical dining experience, you should go to this restaurant in Spain where there's constantly the equivalent of a 7.8 earthquake moving things around
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
The moral of the story is that you should never bring something that you just happened to find in a plastic bottle in an alley to school for show and tell, no matter how cool it looks
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Now that the Cornish people of Cornwall have been officially recognized by Britain as a minority, here are 22 Cornish words and phases we should all start using. Missing is f*cking cornholes. Wonder why?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Muslim cleric says 9/11 museum video on Al Queda will cause prejudiced views, as if New Yorkers had nice thoughts about an organization that flew jets into the two biggest towers in Manhattan
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Chihuahua bites man. Man threatens owner. Owner gets machete. Seems reasonable
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you like floating down rivers polluted with urine, alcohol, cigarette butts, Styrofoam lids, used condoms, plastic bags, and empty sunblock bottles, things are looking up. Tubing season is almost here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Officials fear that the nearly four million people traveling to witness the canonization of two popes at the Vatican will cripple the city's infrastructure. If only there were a supernatural force they could pray to and ask for good fortune
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Marshall Islands: Hey, remember how you guys tested your new super weapons on us? Yeah, we're suing all of you nuclear nations to disarm because you treated us like assholes
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Boob ban: French government minister bans female staff from showing any cleavage at work
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
You may think Oregon is progressive, but politicians decided abortion is not a clean source of renewable energy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA to tobacco companies: No, you assholes, putting the letter "e" in front of "cigarette" doesn't make it OK for children. Welcome to Regulation Town, population: you
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Caption this driver
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Affluenza strikes again as tech CEO avoids jail time despite being caught on tape beating and kicking his girlfriend 117 times
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
A downside of living near Disney World? A seemingly large amount of homeless people are struggling to find permanent housing around there because of its price
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Map shows what the world will look like if the ice caps melt. Basically it's surfs up in Philadelphia, an ark for King George and a solution to the Israel-Arab dispute
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
LAPD: Hey NYPD, you guys really blew it with your Twitter campaign to create good will. NYPD: Ummmmm... you guys might want to look at your Twitter campaign
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're looking to land at any one of these ten airports in the near future, pack some extra underwear
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(Kinston Free Press)
 
 
 
Fire department assists in prostate exam
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell for people who steal bronze vases from grave sites to sell for scrap metal
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beer break
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"I heard the weight and I was like, 'Oh my God.' It validated me because I was in a lot of pain when I was pregnant, so to hear the size, it made sense," Says the woman who gave birth to a mini sumo wrestler weighing 14 pounds, 8 ounces
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The last time chlorine was weaponized was World War I after all sides realized just how terrible a weapon it truly was. Naturally, it's reappeared in Syria, where the civil rules of war don't apply
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman files $275K lawsuit after vicious pit bull attack because owner knew the animal had "abnormally dangerous propensities in attacking people." Did I say pit bull? I meant duck
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(io9)
 
 
 
The wasps, they are mocking us--or sending a message
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested trying to flee the country after raping girl. Fark: Saudi exchange student who raped 16-year-old daughter of his host family. What the Fark: He was having an affair with his host mom, and she tried to help him escape
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida retirement community sinkhole 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Patriot rancher Cliven Bundy would like to explain to you about how the Negro race thinks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thousands dead in Syria...kidnapped schoolgirls in Africa...a ferry full of dead Korean kids...rioting in Brazil....wait, hold on. NEW YORKERS ARE CHILLY BECAUSE TALL BUILDINGS CAST SHADOWS
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
This just proves that PETA members are just a bunch of turkeys
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pocono Mountain resort to hold first-ever beer festival. One catch: "Nudity is required at the beer festival area & in the pools and hot tub"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Held by the TSA for 40 minutes and given a "intrusive physical body inspection" because you didn't want them to x-ray your breast-milk? That's a $75,000 legal settlement
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Activists release horrifying video showing how meat products are eaten
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Heroic Houston-area camel toe calls police after seeing teens breaking into neighbor's home (Not safe for work)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Security guard breaks down door to a portable toilet, finds the rotting body of a homeless man inside. Police believe he froze to death and was forgotten for months
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's legal to sell pot in Colorado, but not if you're in 4th grade
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ronald McDonald gets a hip new look
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman spends $15,000 on surgery to look Photoshopped, and it works, you can tell by the pixels (w/before and after pics)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Two lesbians getting married. New Hotness: Three lesbians getting married
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 468: "The Great Outdoors". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman ransacks store and punches seven year old because the store owner wouldn't exchange a jar of coins for bills. She crazy
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Large 6.7-richter earthquake strikes Vancouver Island. Preliminary reports estimate moderate damage equal to 0.29 Stanley Cup riots
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas teacher: "OK, kids, it's free reading time. Read anything you want." Second grader: "Awesome, I have my Bible." Texas teacher: "OMG INAPPROPRIATE"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Detroit airport now offers brand new $75,000 bathroom. Fark: for service dogs. Your dog chose the steak over the fish
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bark, bark, BARK... (translation: I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help.)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: Why do so many people on the internet enjoy spoiling TV shows for people who haven't seen them yet? Subby asks the question: Why do so many internet idiots expect to read threads about a show after it airs and not see spoilers?
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this remotely unique moment
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Russia sends 50 year old bombers to invade Britain
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
You should visit a dentist at least once every six months. Unless of course the dentist randomly pulls out all your teeth for no reason on the first visit, then you can skip the second one
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Police attach explosives to rental car for training exercise, forget to tell the company which car before they rent it out
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
True story: Jay-Z once wrote a song for Bugs Bunny
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Most people use log splitters to break up their firewood. This guy decided to use a frieght train instead
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man tries everything he can think of to avoid a DUI. Well, everything except not drinking and driving
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home defense tip: Those pithy, tough-guy, "kill lines" that movie action heroes spit out while shooting people? They don't sound nearly as good when being played for jurors at your murder trial
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Wife refuses to have sex with you? Well she was probably molested as a child and that's grounds for a divorcin' says Pat Robertson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You were collecting disability and were singing in a metal band. Yeah it's hardcore but that is fraud, you know"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly asks Bundy Militia member:"How does your protest differ from Occupy Wall Street?" Bundy supporter:"Mr. Bundy is providing the country with beef." Hey everybody: FREE STEAKS
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxed show of force
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline stages inaugural conference to help those who believe they've had contact with aliens. Organizers hope the event will allow people to share their experiences without being teased
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
To ensure motorists remain alert, small town replaces neutral road markings on narrow street with more to-the-point phrases like "AH DANGER", "SLOWLY" and "Things will jump out at you"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The worst part about faking your own kidnapping: Discovering your mom wouldn't pay $200 to get you back
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Priest uses church money to buy condom. No, wait, condo, not condom
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Those melonfarmers in the Russian parliament are making a melonfarming law that bans melonfarming swearing in melonfarming public, the melonfarmers
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Pardon me, Mr. President Obama? Sir? Nigeria has oil AND they're hiding Islamic Extremists like Al Queda AND I have evidence that they are transporting dangerous materials in trucks. Yours truly, Parafujo Mpira
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that you want someone to take action about all the cars that have crashed through your house in the last two years but maybe you need to move your family in the meantime
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
IRS gives out over $1 million in bonuses to employees who are delinquent in paying their taxes. Well, at least now they have some cash to cover the fines
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(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
US says its troops only "assisted" Yemeni forces in taking out an Al-qaeda bombmaker responsible for the "underwear bomb" plot- by, ya know, flying them to the exact spot of the ambush, giving them guns and pointing out the guy to shoot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
63 killed on Congo train when the band played the music too fast
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"Son, there comes *hic* a time *hic* when you become a man. *hic* here, take the *hic* keys, you're driving *hic* home tonight." "But dad, I'm only 13 and have never driven before." "You're a man *hic* now son. Do it ^hic^"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Is that a loaded gun in your vagina or are you just not very happy to see me?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany warns of war in Europe. This is not a repeat from 1938
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's hard to fault Foote for not going into greater detail about the underlying science, since he is, at that very moment, boring a hole in Haning's skull"
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Man gets fitted with bionic eye, claims to be the son of Scott Summers and Jean Grey
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Only the Shadow knows who it was that was caught on camera at this South American soccer game that freaked out fans by gliding through the crowd
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
If you took an ambulance for a four block spin last night, the Montgomery County Police would like a word with you
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The most extreme conspiracy theory yet in the missing Malaysia Airlines plane drama: Passenger jet was shot down by American military forces and they're now trying to cover it up
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Apparently these milk executives thought the public was of the opinion, "You know, I would buy more milk if milk commercials made a lot more innuendos." This is what 8 oz. of protein looks like. [video goodness]
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Everyone in the US South discovered to be African American
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Amazon strikes a deal with HBO in order to air classic shows like "The Sopranos" and "The Wire." In other news those two shows are considered classics now
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
One's career options are limited when one's name is Drupak Kunley and one's penis is known as the "Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom." One can be a rap artist or the patron saint of Buddhist Bhutan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ongoing search for the missing Malaysian airliner has revealed a serious hurdle for China's plans to become the dominant naval power in the Pacific: Navies need friendly ports to resupply in and most of China's neighbors don't like China much
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
According to a 'planetary defense group,' it is just a matter of time before a planet-killing asteroid hits us. EVERYBODY PANIC. Wait, planetary defense group? You mean... the Justice League?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A list of license plates rejected by Florida DMV. A55 RGY unavailable for comment. (Warning: subby not competent enough to make deslided work)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
UC Florida student claims he was rejected by a fraternity for being too gay to paddle the asses of his brothers and stand around in a circle of guys wanking it
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(World Review)
 
 
 
Poland's military is made up of clanky Soviet-era equipment. An upgrade was scheduled with European involvement. Then Russia invaded Ukraine and Poland decided it wanted BIG AMERICAN GUNS (and helicopters and missiles)
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
"His story is that several officers attacked him wearing full chemical suits, and they sprayed him with chemicals and put him in a shed," Wilkie said. "So, he's hallucinating"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Today is St George's Day in England, kind of like President's Day if George Washington was a Turkish dragon slayer who never actually went to the United States
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(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
♪ If a model finds a body while it's on the fly, The FAA says that's no hobby, you must let them die ♫
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Calling the real life SWAT team to swat out your opponent is not the proper way to avenge your destruction in "Call of Duty"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"We believe that this road sign reading 'WARNING: ZOMBIES AHEAD' is a joke. But we haven't been brave enough to drive beyond the sign"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-thigh gap jeans are here, because we must not allow a thigh-fat gap
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Britain's fearless mutant rat population is mutating, getting more intelligent at being able to not get caught
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"NJ family sues over under God." Hmm -- preposition trouble. Apparently they don't to be dictated to from about down out of above or something
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(The Local)
 
 
 
First economic sanctions, now North Koreans are barred from learning how to make cheese
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magic picture box
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
First online spam sent 20 years ago. Nigerian prince now serving his fourth term as king
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"The next time you're cleaning your fish pond, remember to turn off the ultraviolet sterilization lamp"
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
A man celebrating his birthday pees on a van. Then things get weird
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I think the internet is officially being catfished by raunchy sorority girl emails
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(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Meet the British gamer girl living life as a fully blown Disney Princess
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court gives police the power to execute searches based solely on anonymous tips. There is no way that this can backfire
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(London Community News)
 
 
 
Move over, Grinch: Girls caught fencing stolen Easter bunnies
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Experts say eating flowers could be good for your health, increase your stamena
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Gun silencer sales are skyrocketing, in case you hadn't heard
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paint-filled eggs falling out of my vagina? It's more likely than you think (Not safe for work)
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Dumb: A child molester from Georgia travels to Colorado. Dumber: while wearing his ankle monitor tracker. Dumbest: To meet an underage girl who was actually a cop in a undercover sting operation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds men still interested in sex even when in severe pain. "It's only a flesh wound"
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Defendant afraid tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" on his neck might just prejudice the jury in his murder trial. O Rly?
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