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Mon February 29, 2016
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(The Consumerist)
 
  
 
 Alfalfa sprouts are being recalled yet again due to salmonella and e.coli contamination, what a little rascal
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Fox News: 175-lb. man kicked off plane because he was too heavy. Reality: Man kicked off because the plane was overloaded, and he was the last to board. His metric ton of butthurt didn't help much
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(Spin Magazine)
 
  
 
 You want to see Iggy Pop naked? (Not safe for work)
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop these nuts
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Beautiful microscopic images of tears reveal how chopping onions, eating spicy food and crying at the first 10 minutes of Up makes each drop unique
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(CBS New York)
 
  
 
 Apple keeps the Fed away
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(Courier-Journal)
 
  
 
 Parents rent drug-sniffing dogs to search teens' bedrooms. Your dog wants a trenchcoat, a straight shot of bourbon, and the rotten truth
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(The Atlantic)
 
  
 
 No, the The Fifth Circuit's case does not hold water
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
  
 
 Detroit police hoping to identify woman struck by car while walking in the middle of the interstate at night while wearing dark clothes, possibly just to ask her 'what the hell?'
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(Gawker)
 
  
 
 Bill O'Reilly loses custody of his children despite being a socially conservative family value man. You can't explain that
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(Newser)
 
  
 
 What happens at the bachelor party in Bratislava stays at the bachelor party in Bratislava. Unless you never get to Bratislava
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(23)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Salmonella? In my spice cabinet? It's more likely than you think
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 90 year old grandma diagnosed with uterine cancer given three choices by doctors. Did she choose: a) surgery, b) radiation or c) chemotherapy? Ha.Trick question. She chose d) ROAD TRIP
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: The truth about leap years
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(Some Knob)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this handle on things
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 The mummified body of a German adventurer has been discovered on his abandoned yacht - which silently drifted around the world for years. Scooby, Shaggy and the gang ready themselves for a new adventure (Graphic content warning: link has a pic of the dead body)
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(SeattlePI)
 
  
 
 'Three Men and a Baby' updated for 2016 by replacing 'Baby' with 'Rocket launcher'
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Pick-up truck carrying a canister of highly radioactive Iridium-192 has been stolen in San Juan del Rio, Mexico. Suspect is described at 3 ft tall, green, and dressed in a Roman military outfit, and may be carrying a space modulator
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(CBC)
 
  
 
 They are already golfing in Nova Scotia. Thanks El Nino
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
  
 
 Today's helpful tip from the Detroit Free Press: Watch your child for signs of lead exposure as they grow
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(The Stack)
 
  
 
 Snapchat staff member dashes chances for Employee of the Month award
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
  
 
 Sometimes you want to send a message only a severed horse's head will convey. And sometimes you have trouble getting it into the apartment so you leave it in the park
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(The Local)
 
  
 
 China found to be stealing military technology from Norway, as they've apparently stopped stealing it from the US after getting a good look at the plans for the F-35
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(TwinCities.com)
 
  
 
 Pros of being a small-town mayor: Fame, civic pride, and big dinners. Cons: The sewer guy retired, so you have to climb down a manhole once a day to make sure the town's poop is still flowing
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Al Jazeera is a model of how journalism should be, claims Al Jazerra
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(Mashable)
 
  
 
 First Boeing 727 ever made will take its final flight. The plane was first used by United Airlines in 1963 and passengers still remember the thrill of arriving at their final destination in 1972
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(98)
 
(Canoe)
 
  
 
 All officers, shots fired shots fired, need backup...oh wait, it's just kids popping balloons
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(57)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
  
 
 It's like hunting cape buffalo. They're nasty, they're smart, and they won't hesitate to charge
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 If you're wondering how the Long Island man's 3 million mile 1966 Volvo is doing, it's now up to 3,273,895 miles, or enough to circle the Earth 126 times
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(Business Insider)
 
 NewsFlash
 
 Clarence Thomas asked questions
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 When asking friends to help you move remember that your memory foam mattress has a memory also
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
  
 
 U.S. concludes that the cyber attack on Ukrainian power grid was highly sophisticated. Possibly much more sophisticated than the Ukrainian power grid
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(News.com.au)
 
  
 
 Families in China upset that the corpses of their dead female relatives are being dug up so the corpses can be "ghost married" to male corpses
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(Wimp)
 
  
 
 Do you know what the 3, 4 or 5 digit code on your produce means? Behold, the story behind the numbers
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(49)
 
(Canoe)
 
  
 
 Honest to god, if it's steamed carrots for lunch again I swear I'm burning this place to the ground
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Batman arrested for Robin tourist, a better mouse fap, and one-legged robber gets away on foot: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/21 -2/27
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 It's been six months since the Ashley Madison hack. Let's take a look at some of the conseq... OH LAWD
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 Apple lawyer says if the company loses to the FBI it will "lead to a police state". As opposed to living in a free society with the choice to voluntarily pay three times as much for electronic products as they are worth
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Photoshop theme: an Indiana Jones movie that we wish could be made
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(Russia Today)
 
  
 
 Vermont college bans Red Bull and 5-Hour-Energy drinks because of their link to alcohol and high-risk sex. Whereas before energy drinks, the biggest link for high-risk sex and using alcohol was going away to college
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Transgender Islamic schools are a thing in Indonesia. Maybe not a thing as such but there's at least one of them. Was at least one of them
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(Boston Globe)
 
  
 
 100 years ago a barge carrying a T square crossed the Charles River and turned Harvard into the second best school in Cambridge
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
  
 
 And the flue season continues in Texas
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Idiot admits doing something idiotic in idiot country
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(News.com.au)
 
  
 
 "Well, everyone knew the rumours, and I saw another priest kissing boys, but it wasn't my fault children were being molested," says Vatican Cardinal
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Introducing the Forever Alone Chair™
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Airbnb strikes again, this time leaving woman's decomposing corpse hunched over in a garden, hidden by logs and branches
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Meet the Autistic 'Prison Houdini' who memorized guards' keys and carved exact replicas for 13 escape attempts in 36 years
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 China is in the midst of a sexual revolution as "one child" policy gives way to "one night stand" culture
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Meth use soars in Australia because statistically, meth is one of the things least likely to kill you in Australia
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Theme: Reactions Facebook needs to add
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Coolest job in the miltary is Arctic dog sled patrol in Greenland: "This area is like a combination of a huge, huge ice desert and a very cold fridge" (awesome pics)
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(Austin Statesman)
 
  
 
 Begun the Taco Wars have
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 The 10 worst people you're likely to date in your 20s. Missing from the list: the Drummer
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Nigeria fires 23,846 government workers who never existed anyway
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(Chicago Trib)
 
  
 
 As hard as it may be to believe, this bicyclist is setting a world record without angering motorists
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(The American Interest)
 
  
 
 Wrong tense
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(MLive.com)
 
  
 
 Windmill collapses. Police say main suspect is a tall thin man wearing a barber's shaving basin as a helmet
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(Forbes)
 
  
 
 Psst. While you guys were all watching the debates, Vermont quietly legalized pot
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(Some Cetacean Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop these whale watchers
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 "We posted on Facebook [for assistance], About 15 four-wheel drives showed up. We all pulled it out, had a beer and had a laugh. There was tourists and stuff pulling over on the bridge and taking photos. It turned out to be quite an event"
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Former SAS trooper to cross Atlantic in a whale-shaped boat named Moby at age 73. Told you he was nails
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Just when you think the marijuana industry can't get any more dangerous, they've increased their power consumption beyond belief
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(Axis of Logic)
 
  
 
 Wikipedia users create interactive map that illustrates where every war since 2500 BC has taken place. All 12,703 of them
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(WTOP)
 
  
 
 🔫 💣 🔪🏻🏛⚖😪
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 You need to be drinking more gin
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(Buzzfeed)
 
  
 
 Attn: We have found the perfect job for Farkers. It involves nothing more than watching television and making notes (and recordings) of all sexual and inappropriate activities. Apply now to the Parents Television Council
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(Oddity Central)
 
  
 
 Chinese claw machine expert grabs 3,000 toys in six months, impressing onlookers, infuriating arcade owners
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(67)
 
(Vox)
 
  
 
 Guns, drugs and cars: what makes America great, or what is killing us off sooner than our friends across the pond?
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Pennsylvania high school honors student nearing graduation is actually a 23-year-old Ukraine national with a fake ID. Or as a 23-year-old in high school student is called in Harrisburg, a prodigy
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(Boston Police Department)
 
  
 
 "According to the victim, the suspect was last seen pushing his moped away from the scene because the moped had stalled"
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Yes, it's true, there's a $267,000 a year job offered (with three months' vacation) ... and no one wants it
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(97)
 
(Metro)
 
  
 
 Parcel courier actually complies with customer's request. It's not news, it's Fark™
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
  
 
 Photoshop theme: What would the world be like in 2066
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(32)
 
(Comic Book)
 
  
 
 CSB Sunday Morning: First kiss
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
  
 
 Today's Fark-Ready headline: Man spits on baby's face in Surry Hills, is run over but still escapes
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(23)
 
(Yorkshire Post)
 
  
 
 Woman mourns being born too late, lives as if it were 1939 England with vintage house fixtures, one pedal bike, and no lights at night due to war blackout. "Every morning I come downstairs and empty my chamber pot in the loo outside"
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(LA Times)
 
  
 
 Man attempts to foil purse snatcher, discovers life isn't the movies
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Anne Boleyn and Henry VIII's secret love nest is on the market at a price you'll lose your head over
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(13)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
  
 
 Even if you don't have any sort of criminal record, don't steal stuff from the race car drivers' personal infield trailers at the Daytona 500. They take that shiat seriously down there
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(The Newspaper)
 
  
 
 Figuring out which drivers are texting and which are legally fiddling with their phones is like trying to tell which have vodka and which have water in their cup
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(SFGate)
 
  
 
 Honoring "International Polar Bear Day," ten tons of snow and ice brought into enclosure at San Francisco zoo. Governor Brown immediately orders polar bears statewide to cut water usage by 17%
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(17)
 
(TuneIn)
 
  
 
 Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKST/10 pm PST)
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