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Sat February 28, 2015
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In what is already being hailed as "the cutest photoshoot ever", red squirrels snapped playing with snowballs and even taking photos of one another (awesome pics)
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(4)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Collector shells out $740 for perfectly round hen's egg. Terrible egg puns and other yolks to the right in 3, 2, 1
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A historical take on the fluoridation debate of the 1950s. There were plenty of people who thought it was a communist plot to corrupt their precious bodily fluids
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(55)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
THIS is why your wife doesn't trust you with either power tools or home remodeling projects (pics, video)
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vineyard robbers make off with 5,000 bottles of wine. As it was English wine, losses are estimated to be in the tens of pounds
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(26)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cop lied about a marijuana arrest, failed to report how he tormented a suspect with his Taser, got a massage illegally that was just a happy ending, and, worst of all, claimed a three-hour lunch break lasted only one hour
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(63)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Police pull over a couple of dummies on the Long Island Expressway for driving too fast in the HOV lane. One was made of popsicle sticks
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin vows to track down The Real Killers, as soon as he's done shopping for a new pair of Bruno Maglis
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(58)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
You smuggle 16 tons and what do you get?
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(90)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia thrift store: Remember that large sum of money you withdrew from your bank in 2006? Well, we have good news for you
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the movies, a James Bond-style retractable bumper to hide your license plate is cool. However, using one at the toll booth on the George Washington Bridge, is not
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First grader punished for being late to class. Naturally, some people have a problem with that
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(167)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Chicago bakery combines meatloaf, cupcakes and spaghetti. A three course dinner in each bite
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mud masquerade
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(12)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Did Jeb Bush survive the crazy that is CPAC in his appearance and if he did, is that a good thing? Sane Republicans need to know
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43% of Americans want a larger home. Apparently the obesity thing is getting more out of hand than we thought
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(107)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
New measles case linked to Las Vegas restaurant. Officials surprised someone in Las Vegas only caught the measles
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(14)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn car service has a basement adoption area, plus an operating room where vets perform free spay/neuter surgeries on stray cats - over 9,000 of them since 2011. Get in the car, it's time for Caturday
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(771)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Wellness Warrior dies aged 30 after trying to cure her cancer naturally
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(152)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo debuts their newest arrival, an ugly-ass baby lowland gorilla
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(11)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer gives 156 people the gift of measles after having coffee in California
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(180)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're ever in Wendover, Buckinghamshire and run into the world's oldest bartender, buy her a drink and wish her a happy 100th birthday
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The chances that an armed air marshal will be on your flight is dependent on the amount of fuel on the aircraft, if there's any important passengers, or if a female air marshal wants the D
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
No, no, no, look out, LOOK OUT (not safe for work language)
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(90)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Have a baby? Leave a baby. Need a baby? Take a baby
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(76)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
16 optical illusions that are more fun than that damn dress
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(103)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"Since when, and in what country do governments determine what is appropriate in Art?" You new to 'Murrica, sir?
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high stepper
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Homeless man advises CPAC that they can avoid STDs by having sex for less than 30 seconds
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman rushed to the hospital unconscious after random drive-by. FARK: Drive-by EGGING
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(35)
 
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
These Slurpee waves sloshed up on Nantucket
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(24)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This poor sheriff, who hates Obamacare, now has a million medical bills, wants YOU to contribute to his GoFundMe
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(176)
 
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prominent Russian dissident falls out of window onto exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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(185)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Lois Lerner's missing emails are no longer missing
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(224)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Trip to McDonald's leaves man more poisoned than usual
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(41)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ballot Selfies" are apparently such an epidemic, laws are needed to ban them (with helpful pic of what kind of monster does this)
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(70)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that dentists can't hold a monopoly on teeth-whitening services. And as any hillbilly with a pair of pliers and a bottle of whiskey will tell you, they don't have a monopoly on pulling them, either
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(32)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: You can make beer more alcoholic by freezing it
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(77)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police force's faith-based initiative ignores all religions except for Christianity. To be fair, all those other guys are just going to hell anyway, so who cares
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(75)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian celebration
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cigarettes seized from ice cream van as 'black lung ripple' turns out not be a flavor
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Of drunks, criminals, dumbasses and weirdos: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(30)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Teen tries hopping a train, will spend the rest of her life hopping everything
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(112)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I would have been scared about the pipe bomb posted through my letterbox, but I was drunk at the time"
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(23)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man who gave his address as "the streets of Northampton" arrested for being drunk in his own home
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(16)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Most judges would just roll their eyes and tell a "sovereign citizen" defendant to STFU when they start spouting gibberish about admiralty law, and the Stamp Act. Legendary Judge Richard Posner, on the other hand, gives the defendant a history class
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(203)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"So where's the fire here?" "Actually it was just our fog machine. Sorry about that"
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(13)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"It's never too early to start thinking about your own death"
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(56)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan couple hits the rare genetic lottery
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(105)
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
"A criminal's attempt to steal from a bank was caught on CCTV camera and can only be described as a comedy of errors" (with "Wow, this guy is STUPID" stills)
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(36)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo schoolgirls say old execution grounds where plotters of 1936 coup were shot is great place for romance, because lingering ghosts of soldiers "are highly sympathetic to young love and will use their supernatural powers to encourage it"
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Leonard Nimoy gets his chance to ask what God needs with a starship :(
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(875)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman whose Corvette was stolen 40 years ago learns it has finally been found. So she gets it back now, right? Of course not
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(58)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The two women who posted that goddamned dress picture have come forward and want you to know that it's actually black and blue. NOW GO BACK TO ARGUING ABOUT CATS
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(195)
 
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Fired dancer told she's too big, her knees are much too sharp, for her to do burlesque
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(73)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Smokable clothing proves you can smoke pot out of anything. Also proves that there's really such a thing as a bad idea
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(10)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
High school students wear KKK robes to party, have to be protected by police, school officials and their parents from other students who think this probably calls for a beating
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(81)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Because there aren't enough weirdos sending tattooed dick pics on Tinder already, someone's created an S&M version
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(24)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Arizona officials discover an underground tunnel that connects to Mexico. "Now, Mexican authorities are attempting to locate the other end of the tunnel." Yes, I wonder how one would go about finding the other end of a tunnel
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(58)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this whistleblowing exposé on the USDA because you'll probably never ever eat bacon again
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(96)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Reason up to reality frat boy, while you're still trying to figure out how to open a beer with one hand this fraternity at Kean University in NJ is building a house in Newark for a homeless family on a $1K formerly vacant lot
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(27)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's a video of a goat licking a dog
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(11)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Dear Indiana Citizen, when vandalizing a historic bridge, please learn to spell. (With picture goodness)
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(45)
 
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
Thief uses brick to smash the windows of sports cars, gets knocked the fark out by the rebound. Owner: "I seen this guy lying flat on his back with blood pouring from him. I thought the poor bloke had been knocked down by a car" (pics)
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(36)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
How MND / ALS sufferer Stephen Hawking defied the odds and outlived all medical expectations
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(37)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin VA Hospital nicknamed "candy land" for overprescribing pain pills. No word on whether the pills are delivered by a system of chutes and ladders
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(57)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
NewsFlash
 
Nine shot dead in a matter of minutes in Missouri, with police reporting "multiple crime scenes"
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(801)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Jamaican lawmakers decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. Which in Jamaica, is anything less than a three acre crop growing behind your house
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man getting off a helicopter
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
No words... other than Gilgamesh will rain down fire upon you
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(153)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan firm produces bulletproof baseball cap, because Detroit
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(35)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
You drive to court to appear on a drink driving charge and are suspended for three months. How do you get home? You are reading this on Fark so I think you know where this is heading
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(29)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know it's cold when meteorologists warn you about freezing fog
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(65)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
"You are warned. I am coming for you and I am furious. I hate sniveling, cowardly behavior like this. I have more respect for insurgents I fought in Iraq than I do for people behind this twitter account"
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(163)
 
(Hot Rod)
 
 
 
The Porsche Turbo 911 S is the hottest car on the market
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(58)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Planning your boyfriend's birthday party can be stressful, but don't try to get out of it by scratching the inside your gums so you leave a trail of blood out the door making your boyfriend think you've been abducted
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ontario city named Cancer Capital of Canada: "I've never seen as much cancer as I've seen in Cornwall. My neighbor has cancer. My dog has cancer. Our writers have cancer, one former mayor died of a rare cancer and another is so sick he can't work"
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(83)
 
(Red Alert Politics)
 
 
 
It's 4:20 at CPAC
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(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After she and her children caught Disneyland measles because she didn't believe in vaccinations, woman is beginning to rethink her stance on vaccinations
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(125)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Amputee army veteran doesn't let a little thing like losing a leg get in the way of rebuilding himself enough to be a winning body builder. Let this be an inspiration to us all
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(21)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Guy boards train, walks over to mentally disabled woman, shakes her hand, then proceeds to punch her square in the face before sexually assaulting her. Rakes and scythes to the left, pitchforks and torches to the right. w/scary CCTV footage
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Bill O'Reilly wasn't attacked by protesters hurling bricks during the 1992 L.A. riots
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(94)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Tired of bitterly cold, snow filled winters? Move to Alaska
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest thing people are getting outraged over? Frog dissection in middle school
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(77)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
US Army launches an investigation into a MoH recipient, goes though his trash and stakes out his house for the dangerous crime of being mentioned in a book review on Amazon that was critical of the Army
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Keep cooking that chicken, you food poison-loving partisans
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(65)
 

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