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Wed September 17, 2014
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What better way to save dogs than to erect a giant billboard with a picture of a golden retriever that says "KILLTHISDOG.COM"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Grab your pitchfork, the American Gothic house up for rent again
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as the ceremonial key to Wellington, New Zealand has been returned after being stolen
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(WTFark)
 
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FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: Armed Texas Constable Storms High School Football Field To Argue With Refs. Wait- What The Hell Is A Constable?
 
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
In 1964 grocery store managers received a message that this Pop-Tart thingy should in no way be thought of as a breakfast cereal. Now it turns fifty
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Headline: Global warming likely to cause colder and snowier winters. Come on, you're just screwing with us now, right?
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Formerly cute young French lady loses fight with high-pressure hydraulic line, it would seem based on the first photo
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Stop when flashing red
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(8)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
In a slight variation on the theme, man chokes wife over chicken
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday the newly-built USS AMERICA arrived at her new homeport. A year ago today the man who designed her set sail for his own
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(95)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man repeatedly calls 911 to complain that he doesn't have a refrigerator. DUDE, CHILL
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(24)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scottish things that really aren't fecking Scottish at all
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Vultures have the common courtesy to fly off when the bones are cleaned, unlike Duke," said FL State Rep. Dudley. Duke still sucks
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(9)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas bar threatens to boycott NFL games in response to domestic abuse scandal
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(95)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There is a fine line between "devoutly religious" and "unmedicated." Claiming that NASA's Voyager space probe proved that homosexuality was an abomination before God probably crosses that line
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(141)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Orange is the New Black Eye
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this war-weary military man
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(26)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Women open up about vaginismus
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(75)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New book on Jon Stewart reveals "Bad Jon" side who yells at staff, throws newspapers, and berates Seth MacFarlane over the phone. That's why "The Daily Show" staff have a supply of Snickers on hand
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Board of Education holds public meeting on new proposed social studies textbooks. This should end well
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(48)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Study finds "direct link" between fracking activities and recent earthquakes. Fracking industry quickly issues rebuttal, "The Earth always has earthquakes"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
New border check between England and Scotland confiscates all your whisky ... waaaaaaaaaaait just a minute here, this isn't really a border check, is it?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
A lit cigarette, a spatula and a buttock. What could possibly go wrong here?
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(KEPR TV Pasco)
 
 
 
Funeral home in Michigan to offer a drive through mourning window, for when you want to pay your respects, but you're too fat and lazy to get out of the car
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How me-centered Millennials and "the customer is always right" idiocy have merged to make Chipotlification the new standard in fine dining
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A customer goes to McDonald's and orders a chicken sandwich and sees a white substance and when customer questions the staff they laughed and said it was tartar sauce. The only problem is the chicken sandwich does not come with tartar sauce
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Deathstar tries to change the goal post and prevent total defeat at the hands of the rebellion
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're a dumb tourist, your scuba divemaster's hopes that you die in a horrible way on his watch are only tempered by the paperwork involved
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(66)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
While Ebola gets a load of attention, another virus is enjoying the lack of attention and having a joy ride
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(48)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
City halves downtown speed limit after slick new paving stones prove to be slick new paving stones
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(elLf houSE)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nighttime skyline
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
How dry is California? So dry a wildfire was caused by sunlight reflecting off sheet metal
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Estonian online store sells $11.50 beard combs made from scrap vinyl records, which some customers will undoubtedly claim they've already listened to
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's new, Marvel-drawn orange juice mascot, Captain Citrus, will Vitamin C you in hell
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish hospital staff 'exhausted,' warns surgeon. But don't worry - the billing and collections departments are as chipper and fully staffed as can be
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fast food worker busted after rubbing his junk on customer's pineapple pizza. That's disgusting, pineapple on pizza
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week's entry in Badass Suicides is the Thai woman that leapt to her end in a pit full of hundreds of crocodiles
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Answer: Your spouse. Unless that's your thing, of course
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Next they'll be looking for the Hugo particle
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Usually when you read about a man walking in to traffic and getting hit by a truck it doesn't end with the man setting himself on fire. Usually
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(30)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scientist get rare glimpse of Kim Jong-Un's secret volcanic lair
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(51)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
News article about teacher contract negotiations mistakenly accompanied by picture of hatchet smashing windshield. All 17 of the teachers who "Liked" the post are therefore being investigated by the school district
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(Time)
 
 
 
In defiance of Catholic Church tradition, a rebel priest marries 20 couples, some of who were already living together or had previously been married. And by "rebel priest", I mean "Pope Francis"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Domestic violence order issued against chief of police. The 49ers immediately sing him up
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Your car almost out of gas? No problem, just steal one with a full tank. But for the love of FSM don't be an idiot and park on the side of the highway with your stolen car and use a call box to report that your family has been killed
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Weed goes up in smoke
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The police sketch artist who deduced the identity of the unknown kissing sailor in that famous World War II picture is now working feverishly around the clock in hopes of solving the mystery of the Billy the Kid photograph
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I was told there would be no porn
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
When your girlfriend... and your girlfriend... and your girlfriend are waiting to 'greet' you at the airport to call you out on your cheating ways you'd better watch out
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that there are UFO-based religious orders out there. It's not even that surprising that there are, in fact, quite a decent number of them. What may be surprising is that several of them are flourishing and gaining new members
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The rise of ISIS explained in 24 maps and a few graphs
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Gym sets up soccer games. Fark: inside a small exercise room. Ultra fark: everyone is encased in inflatable balls and it turns into bumper cars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I was a Muslim extremist for the CIA
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Now that everybody's drinking coffee made from the poop of civets, all the cool kids only drink coffee made from the poop of elephants
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Did you order the Rubber Chicken?" "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A female grizzly bear in Alaska's Katmai National Park adopts an abandoned cub and raises him as if he was her own. Disney lawyers sue for copyright infringement
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline with multiple interpretations: "Men warned to quit bush sex"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out how to give humans the power to photosynthesis their own energy. Things like this are only going to get better as more and more states legalize marijuana
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(Some Random Guy)
 
 
 
Still think the best witness is an eyewitness? Well, we've got some bad news for you, especially if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bible-pushing Christians open the door for Satanic activity books in Florida schools. Wow...Dick and Jane sure have changed since subby was a kid, and OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Portuguese academic slams Brits as pathologically violent, filthy, constantly drunk and little better than wild animals: "In England real men have to drink like sponges, eat like skeletons and throw up everything at the end of the evening"
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Airport federal agents seize 66 bars of soapium
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone, or some organization, is installing phony cell towers around the country...and no one seems to know how or why. In other news, sales of aluminum foil hitting record highs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
British tourists killed in Thailand. Police recover bloody garden hoe. Without more sodding evidence or chuffing witnesses police are flummoxed
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll see the Pyrénées mountains, Lake Geneva, flames shooting out of our left engine
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(24)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Atheists finally have their own Deepak Chopra
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Man lets wasps build an enormous nest on the outside of one of his windows so he can see what goes on inside: "It's like an ant farm, only more intense"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old man salutes cloud
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(20)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption these Iowa grilling enthusiasts
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI announces that their billion-dollar facial recognition system is up and running. And you thought ceiling cat was bad
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(62)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man cutting down one tree killed when another falls on him. And so it begins
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(52)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"You should teach your children about sex the same way you would teach a toddler to walk." Visual aids and imitation?
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Australian mosquito to be seen in North America found in L.A. county, seemed to find itself in a variety of cultural misunderstandings leading ultimately to a heartworming ending
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this starry starry night
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(23)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What do children learn when their parents hit them? Absolutely nothing
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(406)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Finally, a comprehensive list of who in the service industry you're obligated to tip and how much. Yes, the garbage collector deserves $20 every Christmas
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(218)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama orders 3,000 soldiers to deploy to Africa and kick Ebola's ass
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(194)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Keeper mauled to death by tiger "died doing what she loved," which was being mauled to death by tigers
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(81)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Overwhelming success of Japanese whisky in world market credited to distilleries' work ethic and high standards. "There is a culture in Japan of not giving up. When we start something, we don't stop ... I guess we're just maniacs"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
And now to announce the winner of this year's 'state with the rudest drivers' list. And the winner is *drum-roll* Idaho.... Really? This thing has got to be rigged. Who did they have to fark for this award?
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