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Sun April 30, 2017
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dudes ...REALLY? (Not safe for work)
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(The Awl)
 
 
 
If you're really coo-coo for tiny birdhouses, there's a collection of 1,001 of them for $10,000 listed on Craigslist
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not racist at all federal judge lets white Alabama town secede from school district even though "race was the motivating factor" for many supporters of the split
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(The Good Lord Above)
 
 
 
Best Twitter bot of all time trolls megachurch evangelist pastor and notorious conman Joel Osteen's tweets by replacing all mentions of "God" with "your dick"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Delivery guy crashes, pizza deemed 'shaken yet edible'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dave Grohl and um, whatever these are
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Pricipal caught sayof that "white students should be in the same class"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Odd Fellows Lodge tells teen who won a trip he can't go because he's autistic and they're out of underwear from K-Mart
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A group of Vietnam officers, who call themselves the "Lucky ones," gathers for a "we might not do this again" reunion. If you're looking for the subby she's likely bawling in the corner
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(Fark)
 
 
 
5th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 19, 6pm. Tickets on sale May 1 at 10am
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Take a break from screaming at each other on the politics tab and read this story about a labrador, who just gave birth to puppies, adopting two orphaned baby piglets (with awwwww pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fishy situation
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
People want to know the story behind the man with a vacant stare riding the bus with a 30 gallon tub of Cinnabon frosting. Subby wants to know his Fark handle
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A Kentucky judge refuses to hear arguments of gay parents looking to adopt claiming its not in the best interest of the child
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can a candy bar really "satisfy"? Are there times when you feel like, and times you don't? Does it matter if you eat the left or right one first? All this and more as Snack Food Sunday is searching for the best candy bar
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Travel agency will plan all the details of your next vacation but won't tell you where you're going until you are about to leave
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Houston is trying to make homelessness a crime
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the NRA hotline. If you shot someone who was armed, press 1. If you shot someone who was unarmed, press 2. If you shot someone carrying bear arms, press 3. If you shot someone with no arms, press 4"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dumbarse investment banker claims demons and his daughter and ex-wife and some other nonsense, all in court. Sorry, you're an investment banker, nobody believes you
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Well, I wonder how much overseas data will have Trump's name on it? Whatever the amount, the NSA is getting rid of the whole lot. Conspiracy anyone?
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Six Thai fighters killed in rebel ambush. Too late for Ackbar
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time you didn't get a ticket when you deserved one
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely skateboarder
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump gets to decide whether to release the remaining JFK files
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Three candidates competing for District G spot in Pasadena, giving credence to the nickname, Pasa-Get-Down-Dena
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You-know-who carries on tabloid tradition of taking trashy photos of trashed women staggering on public streets, scolding them under headline "a depressingly typical British bank holiday"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Keyless entry fobs for cars are super convenient, particularly for thieves with a receiver and retransmitter
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Seventh grader sends letter to local newspaper replying to citizen angry about their "Hate Has No Home Here" sign. Fire department tends to the ensuing burn
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Live from Juneau, Alaska, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of amazing music on public radio hosted by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
An Americanized Chinese restaurant is opened in China to the great confusion of the locals. Confusion say, "What the hell is this stuff?"
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now we are giving press passes to people who make white supremacist hand signs in White House
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 12-year-old girl was forced to quit a chess championship because her dress was "too seductive"
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Yes you need to believe in unicorns ...and gravy. It's what makes life mythically delicious on a Sunday morning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Twin Cities Fark Party. Because Twin Cities Fark Party
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"He had to move the airbag out of the way to talk (to the toll takers)"
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artistic deliciousness
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Woman pulls gun on barber for taking too long. Stay classy, Cleveland
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Star Trek fan forced to surrender ASIMIL8 license plate for being offensive. Remember, citizens, resistance is futile
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm so goth I travel with my own raven on the subway
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suburban WASP muses on bus-riding blacks being too black, and whether Martin Luther King Jr. would be ashamed of them
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When civilizations collide: Irish people try food from New Jersey for the first time. "Do they just put cheese on everything?"
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(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
"My neighbor was happy thinking that Tessa is in good hands, but I don't need a dog"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Turkey blocks Wikipedia; anyone found trying to access it will receive a citation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's traffic report: Good visibility, light winds, high chance of rhino rampage
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia rolls out the red carpet for Ginger Pride marchers
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this amazed man
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Venus is secretly being used as a base by both aliens and NASA ... but Venus is secretly being used as a base by both aliens and NASA as an intergalactic outpost
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Hawaii wants to ban a certain sunscreen to save sea coral. STAY IN THE HOUSE, CORAL, AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Police use carrots to corral horse loose on city streets, life must be getting tough on the stable corner of the streets these days
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Guess what's not allowed if you rent a "garden apartment" in Quincy, Massachusetts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, what's in the news today? Oh... errrr... well, that sucks... ewwwww... ouch.... ugh... that's just wrong... You know what, screw this. Let's do the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
The bad news about arresting zombie chicks is they can do life sentences standing on their heads
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Burglars use Grindr in attempt to get ATM
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St Louis pondering whether police officers should be allowed to drink and drive. Fark: their police vehicles
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(Jack Kerouac)
 
 
 
Suffering from a serious case of wanderlust? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club is ready to hit the road in search of the best travel books of all time
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady and her ride
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Cat called hero after alerting North Carolina family about carbon monoxide, apparently didn't want competition in suffocating family in their sleep
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Terminally ill man spending last days repairing bikes, donating them to needy kids
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Chance the cat apparently has at least nine lives and maybe as many as sixteen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for a pussy shaver
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizens sue POTUS for a yuuuge amount
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally, a gym for Farkers
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Arctic is "unraveling," according to those scientists in the disaster movies no one ever takes seriously
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What Ferguson can learn from the Rodney King riots
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I know it's hard to believe, but the nine people sitting in the room with you haven't had sex in an airport
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