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(Fark)
 
 
 
2nd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 23, 6pm
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Family flees lions as car catches fire". You just can't make this stuff up
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer Jodi Arias claims to have gotten Hep C in jail because she was infected with the disease when getting a TB shot, all on the orders of Sheriff Joe Arapaio, who himself was following the orders of criminal mastermind Nancy Grace
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Couple married for 70 years, had 8 children and hated spending nights away from each other die just 15 hours apart. Proving once again that true love does exist and you can die of a broken heart. Does anyone ever dust in here anymore?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party: 4/19 - 4/20
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teenager throws public temper-tantrum after not getting into UMich, blames racism on the part of the university and not her below-average GPA and barely mediocre ACT scores for their decision
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
A bottle of red.. a bottle of white... it's what the scientists ordered tonight
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop our friendly neighborhood comrade and his meal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 most bizarre animal defense mechanisms - who wouldn't want to spray blood from your eyes, or turn themselves inside out so your digestive tract's toxic juices poison your enemies
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Chinese government executes mass arrests of A) pro democracy protesters, B) worker's rights activists, or C) yaoi fangirls
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington Post picks 36 stoner-approved songs for your 4/20 smoke sessions. Bob Marley doesn't make the cut, so you already knew it was Huff-Po
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Student gets three-day in-school suspension for...a) fighting...b) streaking across school property...or c) asking Miss America to the Prom despite being told not to in advance
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The list of 50 things that British people would most like to do before they die includes Shakespeare and morris dancing. Vaunting ambition like this paints a picture of a modern Britain that is to be avoided by all saner nationalities
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
'ere, he says he's not dead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC: We don't think Tamerlan Tsarnaev's widow had anything to do with the Boston Marathon bombing, but let's speculate anyway about whether she did
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Cool: Check from IRS lands in your mailbox. Less cool: Check to IRS lands in your mailbox
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(Today)
 
 
 
It just wouldn't be Easter weekend without photographs of children terrified by the Easter Bunny. Bonus: not a slideshow
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(Courant Blogs)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, CT seeks to ban day care facilities from giving milk to children over 2
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(72)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New law would protect children from identity theft, but adults would still be on their own
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Huge earthquake strikes in a spot most English speakers don't care about
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(KATU)
 
 
 
If you need a giant rabbit and live in Oregon, you are in luck. Wally needs a home
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
47 million Cadbury Cream Eggs are produced for this Easter. 46 million to be marked 50% off on Monday (w/video)
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(55)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
A penny saved is a penny earned ... and 97,400 pennies will pay your college tuition
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(47)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Detroit refuses to go down without a fight: Doors salvaged from demolished homes are being turned into seats at bus stops
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Man recovering from a freak lawnmower accident where a nail shiat up in to his chest had previously survived an IED explosion, been shot multiple times and stabbed. So odds are that he's probably gonna recover just fine
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Someone is now selling powdered alcohol so you can now sneak alcohol into places that don't allow alcohol, and don't have a problem with you bringing in unidentified white powdery substances
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(61)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Australian pizza is now officially the best in the world. Wait, what?
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(72)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not News: Two elderly women aged 63 and 58 allegedly bilked their 74-year-old neighbor. News: Out of $450,000. Fark: That she had set aside for her pride and joy, a cat named Puddy Cat
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The mother of a 15-year-old girl who went on a crime spree with an older man she met online blames the internet, urges parents to check on what their children are doing online
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Parents are outraged that their high school students would be exposed to the filth contained in the musical 'Rent' that includes but is not limited to a woman mooning the audience. "We sent a letter of concern"
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"He was operated for gall bladder removal, appendicitis and incisional hernia. He had diabetes. We were shocked when gold biscuits came out of his abdomen during the operation."
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(GA Daily News)
 
 
 
"I thought it was a cat, but then as I focused on it, it was clear it was much bigger than a cat. I was like, 'Oh I should take a picture, this is crazy. There's a fox at the White House.' And he was gone."
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(31)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach invaders
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(17)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Tennessee may become the first state to make it a crime for a mother to use drugs while pregnant
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Student upset that her professor found out she is a stripper and lowered her grades. Psst, hey prof... you're doing it wrong
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Captain of capsized South Korean ferry who abandoned ship first while nearly 300 went under, is arrested, charged with negligence, violating maritime law and being an asshole
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
*poot* Feline surrendered to a shelter *toot* for being excessively flatulent *pfffift* finds a new home. Smells like Caturday
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(Newsworks)
 
 
 
Will prosecuting parents help solve Philly's problem with chronically truant students? District Attorney: Yes. School District: Not only no, but HELL NO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The NYPD are searching for a woman who has 12 prior arrests, 7 of which are for attempted and actual kidnapping after she tried to snatch a eight-month-old baby boy out of a stroller the nanny was pushing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you ever owned a shortwave radio back during the Cold War, you probably remember those creepy 'Number Stations' where a child or woman's voice would utter random numbers, presumably code for field agents. FARK: They're still on the air
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The average bank or insurance document contains more words than it took for Shakespeare to write Macbeth, and they could all be condensed into 'If anything happens, you're farked. Sign here'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey DMV sued for allowing a Baptist, but not an 8theist, vanity plate. Who the hell worships the number eight anyway?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After female camel who lives on farm with no male camels gives birth, farmer asks nervously, "What are you all looking at me for?"
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(55)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
German hipsters proclaim stuffed deer heads the next big thing as they listen to obscure Schlager music and drink Andorran IPAs. "In Berlin's main hipster habitat, animal trophies have become nearly as ubiquitous as full beards and skinny jeans"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
May 3, 8pm: STL Fark Party 2: Electric Boogaloo (UPDATED)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Set up a Twitter account making fun of the mayor of Peoria, Illinois? Yeah, enjoy having the cops show up at your workplace and haul you in for interrogation
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wait, let me get this straight. You're saying that a TV show... about a psychic who talks to spirits connected with convicted murderers...is not particularly accurate? Are you sure about that? Because it looks TOTALLY legit to me
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(39)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Horrible, stupid man stops doing awful thing
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(69)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
People are trotting out of food safety summit
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, 80% of China's land isn't contaminated
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly 100 hate crime killings in the past five years have links to a single website. Yes, it's the one you're thinking of
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(Brightest Young Things)
 
 
 
What happens when a museum of oddities closes? Come for the stuffed unicorn. Stay for the Elephant Man
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man gripping and petting his hairy monkey
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a very Good Friday when your church starts handing out free gasoline
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(30)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Azerbaijan is using the chaos with Russia to bypass them and build a new oil pipeline through Turkey. Wait, wasn't this the plot of a Bond movie?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So you want to go to Coachella but hate the idea of sharing a freeway with poor people? For a mere $1500 you can fly in comfort with other rich hipsters
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Homophobic mayor of South Carolina town fires lesbian police chief despite her impeccable 20-year work record; apparently he doesn't want to think about how she might go down in the line of duty
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Unhappy ending for two massage workers
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(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Hey dude far out, but ya know 100 bucks can buy a lot of burritos
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden: "I've decided that I no longer want to live in Russia...Wait Let me rephrase that--I no longer want to RESIDE in Russia"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Government mole used to find corruption in Chicago real estate dealings arrested for corruption. Always say corruption twice when talking about Chicago
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Are you a resident of North Carolina, Louisiana, Oklahoma, or Kansas? Congratulations, you can get arrested for giving someone a blowjob unless they're dead
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Lodger steals clothes from transgendered woman. She wants her corsets and knickers back- (with pictures)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A year ago today, a potentially unrelated shooting on MIT helped start a series of events that resulted in a shutdown of Boston. LGT original thread. It's a fascinating read
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mama's tips for shoplifting beer: Conduct your beer runs on Mondays, steal Budweiser and Bud Light because they are the most popular beers for resale, and invite a friend to come along with you so more beer can be obtained
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(19)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these windswept women
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(14)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Obama's lily livered, weak ass pusillanimous approach to Iran has only emboldened the Mullahs in Tehran to....Wait, what?
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(286)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Activists protest slave labor in Alabama. This is not a repeat from 1860
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(75)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
87-year-long experiment in which nine things have happened has relatively exciting day
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(48)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Town Mayor: Guys, our city looks butt-ugly. What's a good way to sound like we care?
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A list of drugs that Americans want to legalize includes Marijuana, Cocaine, and whatever Huey Lewis was referring to in "Sports"
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(112)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
As the operator of an indoor pot grow-op, is your greatest fear a) nosy neighbors, b) cops, come and try to snatch your crops, or c) gangs of geeks with drones carrying infrared cameras?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's now time for your favorite thing on Friday, the Fark Weird News Quiz. Okay, second favorite after the fact that it's Friday. Well, third thing after the fact that it's Friday and you're not wearing pants. I'll come in again
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest shipwreck you'll see today is a Russian destroyer sunk and untouched since WWI
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ICJ: Stop hunting whales. Japan: WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS WHALE HUNTING
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(128)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Pimpin' [while eating Wendy's in front of Walgreen's with your junk hanging out] ain't easy
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(28)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
New UFO Hunters, team includes "former Air Force pilots, NASA spacecraft engineers, NASA rocket propulsion engineers, reporters, former military intelligence officers, teachers, professional photographers, real alien, bigfoot and a psychologist
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin becomes the first state to adopt a "no backsies" law for people who adopt children in the state
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Answers in Genesis" co-founder is SO tired of people who mock "Young earth " creationists by asking how Noah could have fit a Brontosaurus or a T-Rex on the Ark when the answer is OBVIOUS: He took the baby ones, of course, DUH
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(209)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games till cockroaches rain down on people trying to enjoy their sushi
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(25)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Tip for aides to NV's governor? You might want to run all official proclamations through a spell-checker, or at least not accidentally substitute an "n" for an "l" when praising employees for preserving NV's "cultural" resources
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the elusive Loch Ness Monster has been spotted again, this time by an iPhone using Apple's satellite map app
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(35)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's set aside the normal "vaxxer vs. anti-vaxxer" nonsense for a moment and focus on the real issue: The vaccines don't really work as well as you think they do
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(91)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Ring of Fire continues its spring earthquake tour with a surprise 7.2 richter-scale visit to Guerrero, Mexico
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(103)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man confuses meth for Ecstasy, winds up as another people of Walmart walking through store only wearing black shoes. Bonus: Gets interviewed by TV news
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(49)
 
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
That's a big ass tour
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(38)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
If it seems to you that we have twice the bastards these days, you may be right
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
State department's new anti-terror strategy... internet trolling
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(25)
 
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Ghost Dog strikes again
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(25)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
If the name of your business is the "Up In Smoke Hippie Store", you really should be expecting something like this
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(29)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michaels craft store confirms credit card breach, which means that hackers the world over now know you shop at Michaels, are laughing
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I can't stand to see such [bullet hole] go unpunished"
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(28)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man faces legal battlefield due to fallout from hearing the call of duty to suffocate his child so he could play his Xbox, will certainly not be getting a halo where he's going
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you fail to impress your date on a first date within the first 12 minutes, you might as well go home... 'cause they're gone
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(321)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Dead body found during Easter egg hunt. Police waiting to see if it rises again in three days before beginning their investigation
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(72)
 
(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
If you threw a partially used artillery shell in a dumpster in Solvang, California, the police would REALLY like to have a word with you
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(71)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're Miss Hong Kong and then the next thing you know you're selling fish balls to hungry crowds
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(57)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"...Enter Shipadick.com, which is exactly what it sounds like: a website that allows you to ship a two-and-a-half-foot cardboard erect penis to anyone in the world"
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(84)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Good: City uses reverse-911 call to alert residents road has reopened after accident. Bad: Multiple calls are sent to the entire city at 2:30am. "Now if there is a tsunami, nuclear reactor meltdown or we are under attack from Godzilla, okay CALL ME"
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(34)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT finds a way to suspend Delta's charter
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(91)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever the heck it is that's going on here
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(30)
 
(Kotaku (UK))
 
 
 
Dying four-year-old with inoperable brain tumour gets wish fulfilled to have Star Wars themed funeral
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(110)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who stabbed her boyfriend to death rolls her eyes and laughs at the victims family. Judge shuts her down by sentencing her to life in prison and adds 'I hope you die in prison'. Tag is for the murderer
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(245)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cop successfully shoots himself trying to kill an aggressive dog, and by aggressive I mean it was filmed playing with kids
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(262)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Want to log all the different beers you've ever drank? There's an app for that. What's special on your list?
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
10 are missing after an avalanche on Mount Everest. No word yeti on rescue efforts
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(85)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally a pizza for someone who thought deep dish wasn't deep enough
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(96)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Gotta calm those kids down after the Easter egg hunt SOMEhow, right?
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Energy drink that gives you wings. New hotness: Energy drink that gives you boners
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's latest outrage: Condo owners who are constantly renting out their units to a revolving door of tourists. "We've heard of cases where people get off the elevator and ask 'Where's the bellhop?' "
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(72)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Stone Brewing continues to prove just how classy they are, raising $100,000 for favorite charities of employee that passed away
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(42)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"The animated Easter Bunny clip features over a dozen unbleeped 'f-words;' depictions of dozens of fornicating rabbits; more than a dozen instances of a vulgar slang term for ejaculation; a depiction of a male character eating rabbit feces"
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(67)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Today's appropriate t-shirt worn by a criminal is brought to you by a bank robber in Hayward, California and the words 'I have issues'
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(4)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boy sits on wooden bench at school, gets splinter in butt. Does he A) go to the school nurse to have it removed, B) ask to be excused early to go home to have it removed, C) receive over $4,600 when his family sues the school
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for running an unlicensed botox clinic out of her garage
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(36)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl gets surprise package from Amazon in the mail. Fark: It contains two boxes of condoms and Amazon won't tell her parents who the anonymous sender is, unless they get a a subpoena. Cops: It "might" be considered harassment
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