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Tue September 30, 2014
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
NewsFlash
 
Old and busted: Debbie. New hotness: Ebola
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby elephant will never forget the park rangers who risked their lives to save him from drowning in South African river
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
You can park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway. Apparently, you can also drive on a fairway if you steal an ambulance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service: Oh, we forgot to mention that the agent who tackled that knife-wielding White House intruder was actually off-duty and only happened to be there by sheer chance? Sorry, our bad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virus expert warns Ebola could spread beyond West Africa, plans to release a solution on the second Tuesday of next month
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(35)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NFL players' union exec sees problems placing a team in Europe. Apparently they can't find a country that has lenient enough laws concerning domestic violence
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The problem with Mini-Pigs? They don't stay "mini". Unlike the brains of the people that buy them
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(48)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oklahoma beheader charged with murder and assault. It's a terrible story "any way you slice it," as a CNN anchor repeatedly said during his report
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
102-year-old twins recommendation for longevity: behave, don't smoke, stay out of beer joints. Why you would want to spend 102 years doing that I don't know
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Stoptober can help you to give up cigarettes, while simultaneously taking up mood swings, extended periods of shouting and bouts of irrational violence, scientists say
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(23)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bewitching subject
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(UPI)
 
 
 
According to researchers at Swiss University, their "giant's penis" blossom has grow to its biggest size yet. Maybe with a stroke of luck or two next year it will be even bigger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suriname and Iceland to host gender equality conference for men only
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Romero institute reports that interesting lies get more attention than the boring but otherwise factual rebuttals
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Hey man, I'm not one to judge, but you do know you're driving around with a live coyote in your bumper?
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(25)
 
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Dude, the only way to recover from this one is to compose a country/western song about it
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(16)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Dietary staple of majority of FARKers determined to be unfit for human consumption by USDA. Calm down, it's not beer. It's Hot Pockets
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(65)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
You're telling me we are trusting the expert judgment of JFK airport staffers to make sure Ebola doesn't come to the US?
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(50)
 
(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
When you show off the bucket on your electric truck, it's best if you steer clear of power lines
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(15)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Reporter reporting on missing boy finds him in neighbor's yard. That's some fine reporting work there, lou
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
America's booming nuclear weapons facility sits next to a seismic fault line. And isn't built to withstand earthquakes
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(37)
 
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man apparently dies after being infected with rabies. Poke him with a stick to be sure
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(63)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Tanker truck tries to cross wooden bridge built in 1878. You can kinda see what might happen here?
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In today's turd polishing section, CNN claims Common Core is a good idea gone bad
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business Insider columnist checks out the rumors about Bendgate by walking into an Apple store and trying to ruin a display phone. In related news, Apple employees told to watch out for customers entering the store carrying microwave ovens
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
July 29, 2014: Police say a neighbour complained that Purcell had been walking up and down the street for two hours in the afternoon with a can of beer in her hand shouting and swearing saying 'I'm a bad neighbour so who cares?'" (pic)
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Man makes an online pledge to eat Olive Garden's "Never-Ending" pasta every day. No word if Olive Garden will cover the medical expenses or funeral
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(35)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This guy was arrested for touching himself and yelling vulgar comments at a woman, and he has some resemblence to Ben Affleck as well
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(27)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Falcon undergoes cataract surgery, now will be able to see the balls that Matt Ryan throws at him
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's top peer-reviewed medical journal has declared fluoride a neurotoxin with properties that turn people into Communists and homosexuals or even homosexual Communists
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
A bar named Rizzo's Margaritaville involved in a shooting, injuring a woman and hitting a tattoo parlor, has had cops respond 90 times since 2012, and for some silly reason this one councilman wants to shut it down
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(53)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Professor thinks ISIS would behead fewer people if everyone drove a Prius
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(67)
 
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
The Air Force is going to bomb Fort Benning
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(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman awakes to crappy day after airplane overhead covers her house and car in human feces
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(50)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New York National Guard told not to hand out any T-shirts while on recruiting visit to high school because school policy forbids students from wearing any article of clothing with guns on it. Like a New York National Guard T-shirt (pic)
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
The day the Earth farted
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(GQ)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman's family hoped to capitalize on the exonerated trigger-happy murderer's infamy by getting a reality television show, saying they "got the idea from the Kardashians." Fortunately, Hollywood refused
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
The new Krispy Kreme Ghostbusters 30th anniversary donuts have finally arrived, and here's a review of what they taste like. (hint: not spores, molds, & fungus)
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers are utilizing social media to spread their self-destructive habits like a virus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC government upset that people are obeying the law
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend insists I always flash my breasts at passing truck drivers; he says it makes him and the truck drivers feel special, but I think it might be wrong and demeaning. Can you give me some totally real advice?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are five ways to kill a houseplant, and you're probably guilty of them all
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Less than twenty-four hours after Tony Romo somehow took the Cowboys 3-0 by defeating the New Orleans Saints, a patient in a Dallas hospital has begun showing symptoms of Ebola. This is not a coincidence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I had a very big problem with why God used my vehicle to take that woman's life"
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(129)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Supreme Court may eventually have to make a decision about seamen. Clarence Thomas wary of a trap
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's stupider - calling the police because your neighbor has hoisted a flag with an 'Arabic emblem', or failing to spot it's actually an EU flag?
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(49)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Here's a handy rundown of the 10 most insane conspiracy theories: "As silly as they sound, there's something to be said for learning about conspiracy theories. They offer new and unexpected ways of looking at events, even if you don't believe them"
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(116)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Giant Mako shark takes an arrow to the spine to become a new world record off California
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(41)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman dies doing what she loved, dog-paddling in a huge vat of wine
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(36)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Remember the kid who wanted a cat and lasers in his yearbook photo? His Principal agreed... But only if she and her rescue dog could appear in the photo
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(36)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Nothing says autumn is here quite like the first Baby Jumping Festival of the season where ordinary adults dress up like devils and threaten people with whips before jumping over babies in the street
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(14)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It's been 50 years since the Warren Report on the assassination of JFK was released and it's still seen as the best work of group fiction since the King James Bible
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looking for something to wear on Oct. 31? The three-breasted woman is now a Halloween costume
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(43)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Man catches fish with human teeth in Russia
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What would you do if you won the lottery? Quit your job? Buy a new house? Travel the world? This cute teen won £1 million, did pretty much nothing (w/pics)
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beast from the east and his release
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(25)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Three tours of duty in Iraq, man come home to suffer PTSD and.. Just kidding. He builds amazing custom guitars from scratch, using hand tools
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dragons' Den star's $1,000,000 Porsche goes up in flames at gas station. Rich people's problems
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(91)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chinese Democracy finally catching air time in Hong Kong as students turn their rage to Eleven
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What would it take to top off your roller coaster ride experience with a spray of blood? One buck
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(52)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Another week, another card system hacked. This time it's Supervalu and Albertsons, with the breach affecting more than a dozen states
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(63)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Comcast luring customers with pizza parties, just be sure to be home for pizza delivery between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m
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(48)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
One supposes you'd be 'lucky' to be alive after first getting hit by a truck which then threw you under the bus
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Albany Democrat-Herald)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If the police can locate you in the dark and in dense foliage simply by the overpowering stench of your cologne, you may be applying it too generously
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(37)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Last week Google dropped ALEC due to its stance and actions denying climate change. This week Occidental Petroleum does the same
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(184)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Don't consent to a search of your car when pulled over for having snow on it during winter in Vermont? Not a problem - the cops will just steal it and leave you stranded in the cold by the side of the road
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(133)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
WWF says animal populations have taken a beatdown, and are on the ropes
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now we are just trolling New Yorkers with this: the pizza cake
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(59)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
To the left, 15 reasons why you'd never want to leave Alabama. To the right, many more reasons why you would
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man attempts to create new ghost story for Halloween by stealing a car at a cemetery and running over multiple headstones and a little girl
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(12)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Happy that you used your metal detector to find a few quarters at the beach? Meet the amateur who just found a hoard of 22,000 Roman coins
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(37)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Leaving bad tips for horrible service. New hotness: Leaving GREAT tips for horrible service
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how many times a day people are sneaking a peek at your breasts, here's a way to find out
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(145)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
White House dinner for Indian Prime Minister Modi will serve fast food
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens to someone who drinks a fifth of Jack Daniel's in 13 seconds? He's ready to assume his admin duties on Fark.com, obviously
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(104)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Schizophrenic man spends 30 years donating forged paintings to museums. Apparently, it's not a crime
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(33)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
This time of year it's always fun to dress up like a pirate. Until your neighbors mistake you for a threat and force you to the ground at gunpoint
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(27)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
In news that should surprise exactly no one, George Zimmerman and his family are paranoid, insane, greedy, gun-loving doomsday-prepper nutjobs
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(263)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Outdoor tennis match, anyone?
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know the latest White House fence jumper? The one who got "inside the front door"? Yeah, he got a bit further than that
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(101)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The DOJ asks the Ferguson police, who have been criticized for repeatedly inciting protesters, to please stop wearing "I am Darren Wilson" bracelets while on duty
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(215)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Walmart says that Tracy Morgan's injuries "were caused, in whole or in part, by plaintiffs' failure to properly wear an appropriate available seatbelt restraint device." Get your popcorn ready
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(121)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donkeys reunited at Polish zoo after zoo officials stop caring about mothers screaming "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" because their snowflakes saw how you get some ass
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(34)
 
(The Garden Island)
 
 
 
Researchers propose to release millions of predatory wasps in Hawaii. When asked if anything might conceivably go wrong with their brilliant plan, they note that 14 years of hornets never did anything in Charlotte
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(27)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Experts on drunk moose say there's no such thing as a drunk moose
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(18)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, there was a teeny-tiny hamster that lived in a teeny-tiny cage. Now, one day there was a teeny-tiny fire and the teeny-tiny hamster had to be saved by a teeny-tiny oxygen mask
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(15)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is the annual "powerful autumn storm to hit the Central U.S. and then move slightly eastward." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(21)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Humans destroy yet another natural feature on Earth - film at 11
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(37)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Back when I was trolling, it meant something. But trolls these days are the ones who cannot stand to have their worldview made fun of"
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(70)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner removes bullets from his firearm the only way he knows how: firing the weapon through his neighbor's window
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(97)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
80,000 peaceful protesters Occupied Hong Kong's "Wall St" over the weekend and were subjected to Government threats,Tear Gas, Clubbings and Arrests. On Monday, more showed up
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(136)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What did China learn from Ferguson? Well, nothing other than Americans have a confusing tendency to not run over rioters with tanks
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(44)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
City commissioner claims his privacy was violated when caught downloading racist, sexual material onto city-provided iPad. Luckily he's an elected official, not just a city employee who'd be fired for such
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(55)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
My God... it's full of fail: it's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(113)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada school board holds a public hearing to discuss moving from "abstinence-based education" to a "comprehensive sexuality model." Parents: "You want to teach my 5-year-old how to masturbate?"
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(111)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana Church Leads The Fight Against Gay Marriage. By evicting AA
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(76)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
10% of Americans consume over 74 alcoholic drinks on average weekly, keep beverage industries, their livers afloat
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(186)
 
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this homey fixer-upper
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A single speed camera in New York City made more than $77,000 worth of safety in a single day
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(98)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baby is more likely to survive her first year in A) Alabama or B) Lebanon
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(124)
 
(Human Events)
 
 
 
ACLU and Institute for The Blindingly Obvious team up on study that finds government employees and politicians get preferential treatment from the TSA simply for being government employees and politicians and everyone else is like diseased cattle
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(83)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
And in Wyoming, the score is Black Bears 1, Bowhunters 1
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(89)
 
(Peninsula Daily News)
 
 
 
Obama's mind control trucks, fresh from deployment in Ferguson, set to arrive in Washington State next year
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Yahoo buy AOL? If so, this could be the biggest story of the year 2000
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(90)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #6: Demented and sad, but social
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you using the 'valet mode' in your Corvette? The police and FBI and demanding that you cease and desist, citizen
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(117)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Missing white girl case linked to other missing white girl case
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(165)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Russian billionaire designs a luxury hospital. Builds it in the shape of a giant ship, naturally
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(37)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana business gives 10 percent discount to customers who come in brandishing a gun rather than the customary 100 percent
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think all pro tennis players are totally motivated by the prize money? Meet Caroline Wozniacki, who forgot to pick up her $1.45 million check after the U.S. Open
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(69)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Man dies while crossing the street to go to funeral home. Police believe he may have been looking for a knife to replace his 10,000 spoons
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(20)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The FAA says they hope to have air traffic back to normal at O'Hare and Midway in about two weeks
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a lawsuit opening today, the former owner of AIG will argue that the federal government violated his rights by asking for too harsh terms when they lent him $182 billion to keep his company, and the U.S. economy, from collapsing
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(80)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
At 1649 pounds, it's The Great Pumpkin
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy receives Iron Man-themed prosthetic hand, video stops just before he accidentally fires repulsor blast (pics, video)
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(72)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
You know there are times when joking around in the workplace is cool. Stating that you are a member of ISIS and will post video of you beheading a coworker on Facebook isn't one of those times
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Once again the giant rat on Donald Trump's head dwarfs his IQ
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(115)
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Detroit tests its new gunfire detection system and gives new meaning to "lit up like a Christmas tree"
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(61)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Peckish? You can now buy an 8,000-calorie English breakfast that will get you through until lunch. After you sign a waiver (pics)
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It would be great for all if the Arizona Cardinals became the first team to both host and play in a Super Bowl. Except for all the local hotels and restaurants counting on the business of fans from both teams
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(33)
 
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Man hits deer, then beer
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(8)
 
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
"Most of us appreciate that our chance of dying in a terrorist attack is about zero, and even if it increases, that increase would mean it has gone from approximately zero all the way up to pretty much zero. But that's not how we act and react"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're a radio personality doing a remote interview from your car, it's only fitting to have your accident live on the air as it happens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California: 'Someone who is drunk, drugged, unconscious or asleep cannot grant consent.'
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Disabled student denied handicapped parking because she drives a hearse
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(NPR)
 
 
 
World's worst club opens in Sweden. "People don't usually dance when they are sober, so it is like an awkward social experiment"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Worst protests since 1997 currently underway in Hong Kong
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Discovery of carbon in outer space reignites the debate about whether life originated on earth or was brought here on a meteorite, like Fred Hoyle predicted
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nope nope nope nope nope nope [octopusrunningaway.gif]
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(io9)
 
 
 
That dress is no moon
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(51)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Family wakes up to find their pet cow dead, surrounded by softballs
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(53)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
German experts say sex between siblings should be legal. Who knew that Germany was located in West Virginia?
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(74)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
There are such things as "Ghost Riders," and they exist in Pennsylvania
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(32)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these utterly insane people
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does porn have a place in marriage? Yes, generally in the bottom of the sock drawer
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(123)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Enjoy 3D movies, but feel like you're still not getting the full experience? Good news: 4D is coming. Bring an umbrella. Oh, and lots more cash
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
English countryside terrorized by sightings of Boxxy
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're not saying it's the handiwork of the dark world, but it's the handiwork of the dark world
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(68)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Despite the shameful marketing lies that have been forced down society's throat by the likes of Snoopy, Marmaduke, and Old Yeller, in real life dogs don't like to be hugged
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Members of the Alaska Peace Officers Association say that legalizing marijuana in their state would come at too great of a cost .... to their revenue stream
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(104)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Are you on Facebook? Twitter? Goodreads? Texting someone? Well, chances are you're cheating on your partner
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(83)
 
(Post-Star)
 
 
 
After a teen submitted a senior yearbook photo with his pet cockatoo on his shoulder officials said he violated school policy and the image might lead to gang violence
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
After a recent poll ranked Alabama the most obese and least happy in the nation, a columnist reminded everyone that it's also all relative
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I'll take a Venti [redacted for national security purposes], a blueberry [redacted for national security purposes], and make it quick because [redacted for national security purposes]
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