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Wed April 16, 2014
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Sleeping in your bed while your friends kill someone? That's a felony
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(Newser)
 
 
 
New study reveals when men become grumpy -- our money was on "whenever they start seriously wondering if Cialis is right for them"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
EPA says U.S. greenhouse gas emissions have fallen 3.4 percent over the course of 2012 after reaching a high in 2007. Thanks, Obama
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I actually took this quiz before it was cool, but I guess you might as well see how much of a music snob you are, too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the US Government is making money hand-over-fist thanks to outrageous student loans taken out by graduate students
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you've been looking to pick up some rhinoceros dung on the cheap, today may be your lucky day
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
LSD is closed due to a suspicious package
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Food crop production in 2014 may be disrupted by El Niño, which as you may know, is Spanish for "The Niño"
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Keystone pipeline opponents carve 80-acre message in field, presumably without consuming fossil fuel
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this pontificating primate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So you know the Duggars' "Quiverfull" movement? Apparently it's also awesome for grooming underage sex slaves
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Has the world's most elusive graffiti artist been caught on CCTV?
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(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Now Russia has ghost cars
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No one has experienced the full joy and spiritual meaning of Easter until they've had the Bacon Easter egg
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tectonic diver
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-sheriff says Bundy ranch stand-off is like Rosa Parks Vs The Nazi's. This is only five ounces of the ten tonnes of crazy that came out of this man's mouth
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-bound man accused of murdering wife. All his killings be drive by
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Linguists say it's more than a BIT COINcidental that a law prof's writing is similar to that of a crypto-currency creator
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of summoning dogs for jury duty hasn't gotten old in Bridgeton, New Jersey
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman sticks her daughter's car key into a random Honda, is now a car thief
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Instead of traveling around the world to see renowned cities like Paris, Florence, or London, you could just go to China and check out their knock-off European towns
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ha Ha. You thought the rat apocalypse that was invading Britain was bad, get ready for the giant Asian killer hornets that have killed six so far
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare, unopened bottle of wine made on the orders of Adolf Hitler up for sale. Experts say you should let it age for nein years
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ways straight people can best help gay people? Try shutting up for one
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(CBC)
 
 
 
City transit department stops free wifi on buses after too many passengers were using it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crimeans who were excited about being annexed by Russia a month ago are rapidly discovering that they somehow forgot that Russian is a decaying, corrupt, shiathole of a country run by an unaccountable autocrat and a dysfunctional bureaucracy
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenager decides to take a selfie next to an oncoming train. Train conductor decides to give him a reality check with his boot
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(The Week)
 
 
 
With Easter fast approaching, it's time for the annual "How to make your own marshmallow Peeps" Fark thread. Directions to the left, ideas of what to do with them to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local billionaires think it's wrong that there are people who sleep in cars in Silicon Valley because they are homeless, and want to improve their quality of life
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Catholic priest accidentally gets way too close to a boy; immediately drives away. And still people complain
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
You know it was a bad storm when a 751-foot cargo ship washes up on the beach
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(The Local)
 
 
 
This means I can't sit on the cat anymore? Pets will no longer be classed as "chairs" in France
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dad of the Year proud of his little pumpkin becoming a mum. Wat? So what if she's only twelve and the father is only thirteen
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(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Russian court confirms: nailing your scrotum to Red Square is not technically a crime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin warns of civil war in Ukraine between the Ukrainian army and the brave freedom fighters of the Russian 45th Airborne Regiment (Warning, auto-play video)
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(The Standard)
 
 
 
A texting motorist who slammed into a bicyclist and injured his spine told police she has some regrets ... about the dents in her car. Subby has some regrets as well ... that the driver won't rot in jail for the next 10 to 20 years
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out the Boston hoax bomber is an attention-seeking "performance artist." Well, color me completely unsurprised
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why are women so doubty?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Driver arrested for being the only sober person on his bus full of teenagers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyer: "Judge, you are discriminating against me because I am not wearing pants in the courtroom"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Peak Oil. New Hotness: Peak Beard
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Lots of small, private colleges are in danger of closing and we should celebrate this achievement," claims columnist who is clearly still nursing that Vassar rejection
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
We're going to need more dynamite
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret? Stealing credit card information
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy schoolchildren
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Erotic: "After taking a midnight swim, she came out soaking wet." Not erotic: "After using the public toilet, she came out soaking wet"
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
FBI uncovers Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy the collapse of the United States
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'm sure in 2014 you can get uranium in any corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Teacher Arrested For DUI. Worse News: She blew a .27 two hours after she was pulled over... Fark: ...on her way to school at 7:00 a.m
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sanjay Gupta on deadly Ebola outbreak in Guinea: "There's a possibility of someone getting on a plane who has been exposed but not developed any symptoms"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: Always remove your ID badge before installing a covert video camera in your area school's girls' restroom
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
I have a feeling that Johnathan Schmidt will have a tough time getting a fair trial. His guilt is all over his face (with picture)
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(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
This is what the Great Lakes looked like one week ago. And here's why it's a big deal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mobile brothel catches fire at German rest stop. In other news, Germany has mobile brothels
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
20 pot plants can still get you prison time equal to that of being convicted of killing someone while driving drunk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well isn't that convenient to have a paramedic training next to you on a running machine at the gym when you're having a heart attack
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Never, ever lick a policeman right in the eye. They hate that
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy found inside claw machine. Mother, police spend $10 in quarters to get him out
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coast Guard calls $300 million cocaine haul the biggest in Coast Guard history
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school coach facing jail for A) having a sexual relationship with a minor, B) embezzling school funds, or C) shoving a kid who farted in his face
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Tue April 15, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Korea hires Costa Concordia Captain
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pvt. Edward Ambrose died while fighting in the Great War in 1916. His distraught family was unable to look at the belongings found in his leather case. Until now
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to burglarize a business, it's probably best not to follow them on Instagram
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
If your Nigerian "girlfriend" whom you met on the Internet sends you thousands of dollars in hundred-dollar bills, then asks you to wire it all right back to you to "pay medical bills," don't be surprised when the cash turns out to be counterfeit
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
News: Principal diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Spiffy: His students, faculty and staff flooded auditorium stage to shave their heads to show their support. This is how you deal with it
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
...but in his defense, it does sound like a pretty damn good deal
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man drives his car into side of moving train. Yes, alcohol was involved
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve this face
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for asking students to list slang names for genitalia on the left, inevitable thread full of unlikely responses on the right
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Police discover two unattended backpacks near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. This is not a repeat from last year
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Dawwwhhh.... here is a gallery of the cutest spiders you are going to see all day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesterday we mocked a US Airways employee for their X-rated tweet, today we mock US Airways social media manager who calls himself a 'web alchemist' and 'aggressive engineer of perception' on his LinkedIn profile
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese shoe factory workers walk
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
India has created a third sex for transgendered people. Fark has created no sex, for any people
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In addition to wearing number 42 today, major league ballplayers might want to futher honor Jackie Robinson by saying "fark you" to the team bus driver
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Panda gets own amusement park because she's sad
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(11)
 
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Gun range with a liquor license? OK. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Small town fights sexting scandal with common sense, which makes it pretty hard to come up with a really good Fark headline
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukrainian government decides to re-enact the movies, orders ~300 troops towards the Russian border - where 40K+ Russian troops await them
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(132)
 
(WTFark)
 
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Raging Bully: Why you don't make fun of disabled kids
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(40)
 
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
French Toast, let me introduce you to Grilled Cheese. You two would make such an melty, ooey, rich and gooey pair
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hank Aaron receives racist hate mail. This is not a repeat from 1974
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(140)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Army looks to get in on some Pacific action and base attack helicopters on Navy ships. Marine Corps and Navy flipping coin to determine who tells them it's already been done
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary police chief calls 5-homicide stabbing spree "worst mass murder in city's history." Or as it's known in Detroit, "Tuesday morning"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Passover, which is as good a time as any to remind you that YOU'RE CRACKING YOUR EGGS WRONG, DUMBASS
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(98)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
My whole grain bread has more whole grains in it than your whole grain bread, but of course you've probably never heard of it
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fly chefs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Over 900 environmentalists have been slain in the last decade. DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE *burns coal in spite*
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(56)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
Plastic goes in this bin, paper in that one, garbage in the yellow bin, and don't forget to sort your tombstones
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Crystal Cruises offering a Game of Thrones cruise. Skip the on-board wedding package
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"REMEMBER (not to piss on) THE ALAMO"
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(121)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Suspected thief forced to call 999 himself after falling from Gloucester hotel roof and breaking leg
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Two suspected serial killers who were on parole shocked, shocked I say, that police could use their GPS monitors to tie them to the scene
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(28)
 
(National Academy of Sciences)
 
 
 
Having a fight with the spouse? Eat a Snickers
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(39)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of drinking that beer, what not use it to soak your feet, highlight your hair, or polish furniture?
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(35)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Going postal. New Hotness: USPS going postal
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(72)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't like the way your day's going? Turn that frown upside-down. Don't like the way your crime stats are going? Turn that graph upside-down
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
You know its been a rough night when the police report contains the phrase "large quantity of fecal matter"
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
White Supremacist who recently shot up two Jewish facilities killing 3 failed to actually kill any Jews
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(138)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Unhappy that some college just rejected you because your SATs and high school grades weren't too good? There's actually a reason why these criteria are used
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(68)
 
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
This individual approached the vehicle and indicated he was in possession of pantyhose and a condom
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Male cop dressed as an Amish woman failed to catch serial flasher but did receive three marriage proposals and an offer to "churn some butter"
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(24)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man makes kids sell candy outside K-Mart, doesn't even invite them to go drinking afterward; Jerk
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(27)
 
(Keloland)
 
 
 
News: Bodies of two missing teenage girls found when their overturned car was spotted in a creek less than a mile from where they were last seen. Fark: 42 years later
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(82)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
One sign that you hired the wrong hitman to murder your wife: she kills the hitman with a claw hammer
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(85)
 
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Congress wants to regulate Photoshopping. Farkers with guns and tanks mass at the Maryland border
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
A good thing to know is when shooting a bear that's up in a tree with a tranquilizer gun, make sure there's enough drugs in it so when the bear falls on his head he won't wake up
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Mother whose family had to be rescued from sea says "We will slowly delete the comments from the Internet armchair quarterbacks who know nothing about us, our life, our skills, or, I might add, sailing." Bonus: Plans to do it all again
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Next stop for the Westboro Baptist Church: The Alaska Native Heritage Center. "There is nothing appealing or holy about the 'heritage' of the eleven 'distinct cultures' or 'diverse population' of Alaska"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The sext is a lie
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
It's been a year since the Boston Marathon bombing. Let's check in with Jeff Bauman, from the infamous picture #8 (warning: pic is graphic)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ukrainian tanks on the move as "pro-Russian" gunmen dig in. The fecal matter has hit the whirling blades of doom, everyone
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(276)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen those 2,300 vials containing the deadly SARS virus? We seem to have lost them
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(29)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
You know you're a bad shot when you go the murder-suicide route and neither of you are gravely wounded
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for getting to one's court appearance on time to avoid jail time was also grounds for jail time
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: Trying to rob a hair salon. Really Embarrassing: Have the receptionist laugh in your face. Farking Embarrassing: Having to call your mom to come pick you up after the failed robbery attempt
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Boy disguises his invitation to prom as a college rejection letter, ensures that his pants will be staying on for the entire evening
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(37)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Pep Boys 4Q only shows a profit for Manny and Moe
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(26)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Boredom, drugs and low morale might be something you expect from millennials, but not really from the U.S. nuclear missile corps
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Palestinians angry about university trip to Auschwitz because it did not feature a tutorial
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Army veteran who was shot 11 times and had to endure 75 surgeries after returning from Afghanistan and had people thinking he would never walks again, proves them wrong by walking in to his new surprise home for the first time
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"No officer, I don't have $276,000 taped to my genitals"
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned amusement park ride
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Farkers who click on this will likely experience a wet sensation in their groin area
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Officials kill five random bears after last week's bear attack. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If your home catches on fire, firefighters will do their best to save your pets, your family photos, your rocket launcher, your... wait, what?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bundy Ranch 'militia' had strict women-first policy...in case of firefights with federal agency officers
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Jose Montaño, a 12-year-old who was known for delivering toys to sick children and snacks to their parents while fighting his own battle with cancer has passed away. Wow, it's really dusty in here right now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fashion predictions from 1893 would look more appropriate in the land of Oz
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Why do people willingly work in cubicles when the fabric boxes make them so miserable?" Well, probably because it was a better option than running a Walmart cash register
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Asher Svidensky photographed several Kazakh children learning how to hunt with Golden Eagles. Here are his pictures of Ashol-Pan, a 13 year-old eagle huntress
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Part bus, part train, part... jet fighter? The Transformer that Hungary needed, but not the one they deserved
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Huh. Apparently teachers *can't* order older students to attack a 7th grader. Live and learn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you had "withering Beijing smog" on your list of why the U.S. keeps getting its ass pounded with powerful storms, step up and collect your prize
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"My chair sits up against that wall when I watch TV. So it could have been a lot worse," says the man who had an SUV that was being chased by police crash into his house
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twenty-two frightening common phrases that should be reviled and scorned because they are overused and often make no sense. But the list does not contain the worst phrase of them all: "It is what it is"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
News: Pa Kettle elected mayor of town. Fark: He's a dog. Ultra Fark: He beat out a cat, a wolf, a hedgehog, a horse and several other dogs
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