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Sat April 18, 2015
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Tenants of a Somerville, New Jersey rooming house are shocked to find that the stench they had been smelling for weeks was in fact a dead body and not just how New Jersey usually smells
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In the entire history of the world, there was only one brief moment, lasting about 70 years, where you could put something under lock and key--a chest, a safe, your home--and have complete, unwavering certainty that no intruder could get to it
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
What parents did to their kids in the '50s and '60s that would be considered horrible now. With some nice slightly faded vintage photos. Subby can remember several more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve upon this elaborate artsy shot
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
News: Man gets pulled over after numerous 911 calls about his driving. Fark: With a cage of puppies on top of his van
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite the fact nobody has ever been executed by using nitrogen gas except in movies, Oklahoma decides to give it the greenlight over the chair
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Animal rights protesters? In MY circus? Send in the clowns
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer will receive counseling after being caught on camera saying what everybody is thinking about bike lanes
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Ohhhh, ANTI-catcalling? Fark it, I'm goin' anyway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Ohio school has word on girl's T-shirt photoshopped out of class photo. Get your popcorn ready: The word was 'feminist'
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(Caribbean 360)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Increase in demonic possession prompts Vatican to train army of exorcists
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(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Noted real doctors demand that Columbia University remove noted fake Doctor Oz from their faculty
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pirate Bay co-founder decries "inhumane conditions" in his Swedish prison. Those conditions? Denying him a Nintendo
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Most people cannot really do anything from their hospital beds, this woman is accused of dealing meth from hers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of those under 35 say they feel unpopular, unhappy, and wish they had more friends
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas House approves gutting municipal fracking bans and would give the state the exclusive right to regulate the oil and gas industry, because Texas
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bicycling is an excellent way to get Tampa police to notice you, if you're black
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother gets her daughter's school to rename their father-daughter dance to Spring Fling because not all children have fathers in their lives. And not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Is America ready for marijuana moguls who can light their bongs with $100 bills?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man with his princess
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Kentucky researcher snaps pic of Bigfoot: "I know the photo might not convince anyone, but if you add the sightings, the tracks I found, the stick structures, and the personal experiences I had while in this area, then it just might" (w/pic)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets worldwide attention after growing 33-pound vegetable, says he now comes home beet, just wants to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Although the evidence is still spotty, health authorities say Disneyland measles outbreak is over
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Cats aren't just for crazy cat ladies. More pet households own cats than other animals, according to the Humane Society. Cats rule households and now they rule the internet. So learn how to speak fluent Cat to make Caturdays more pleasant
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
A former U.S. Navy aircraft carrier that survived a Japanese torpedo strike and was a massive guinea pig for two atomic bomb blasts looks remarkably intact at the bottom of the Pacific
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(Judicial Watch)
 
 
 
In response to an earlier report describing an ISIS camp on the US/Mexico border, the FBI has set up a task force that is meeting to determine their strategy to bag the whistleblower of the story. Sleep well
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Locals freak out when National Guard troops march thru Ontario neighborhood on "training exercise." 1812 wasn't THAT long ago, Canucks
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Whoa just wait a minute, are you saying that when you helped bring KFC over to Britain the Brits ruined it? No way could the Brits ruin good food
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Addiction In America: 14 Groovy Graphs
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says the perfect salary for happiness is $75,000. "More money had no measurable effect on day-to-day contentment"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When forced to choose between two equally undesirable options, the only thing to do was choose the most ridiculously expensive option
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. no longer needs the King ♣ to complete the Iraqi straight flush
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, Doc, can you help me with my erectile dysfunction? Well, I'm a dentist, but i'll give it a shot
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
The glass around the zoo's gorilla enclosure is as strong as a gorilla. Almost
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(Circa News)
 
 
 
To honor the new "meme law", Photoshop a Russian public figure that in no way harms their "honor, dignity and business"
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Android/iPhone debate gets stabby
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sleeping on the sidewalk is fine, if you aren't homeless
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Much like a bad penny, the Fark Weird News Quiz is back. The only quiz on Earth that has been scientifically proven to make you taller and more muscular (if you're female) or get larger, more attractive breasts (if you're male)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines passenger who repeatedly jabbed snoring seatmate with penis kicked off flight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the man who holds the patent that could destroy Monsanto
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Coast Guard cutter docks in San Diego with 14 tons of cocaine seized off Central and South America. Authorities plan to unload all 10 tons, ship the 6 tons to evidence, and use all 3 tons to construct anti-cartel cases
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this perturbed penguin
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GOP-led House just passed a $269 billion tax break for America's downtrodden billionaires
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Adiós, Sábado Gigante
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(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your dog will not stop following you around? Here comes the science
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
South Florida has lost 9,000 millionaires. You'd think they would have some sort of tracking system in place
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington Highway Patrol involved in major sting operation on state's busiest freeway
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
China was already exporting goods to the U.S. as far back as 600 AD
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese woman shares her bed with a pig, says it's helping to prepare her for marriage
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Senior citizens home uses morning video messages to aid patients with Alzheimer's and dementia. "It's an idea borrowed from an unlikely place, the 2004 Adam Sandler movie '50 First Dates.'" So Adam Sandler movies serve a purpose. Who knew?
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Julius Caesar may have suffered mini strokes, not epilepsy. Conclusion based on accounts of his final symptoms being a series of stabbing pains
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A cop staying at a Residence Inn was bound with bedsheets and robbed at gunpoint after life imitates Seinfeld
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two Vermont lawmakers give their colleagues the most heinous ultimatum: Give us pot or we'll take away your booze
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer covered in tattoos decides to carve 666 into his forehead, forgets how mirrors work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Your "Friday News Dump Day" story: House quietly passes a bill that gives tax exemptions to mega donors to secret superPACs. Ah, nothing like legalized bribery to start off your weekend
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blaming your weight gain on your childhood. New excuseness: Blaming your weight gain on the design of your kitchen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't think of all those surveillance cameras in Boston as having thirty times the zoom, citizen. Think of them as having thirty times the safety
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's official: Welfare recipients in Brownbackistan can no longer go swimming. *wipes hands on pants* See, *that's* how you solve poverty, people
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Culinary students compete for the chance to have their tang eaten by astronauts in space
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Disney stock rose $2 billion yesterday after the release of the new Star Wars trailer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SAVE THE DATE: EuroFark 2015 - Dublin, Ireland - Oct. 9-11
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
This story is the Rube Goldberg of fail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kentucky Derby expresses concerns about hitting Peak Douchebag, bans Selfie Sticks
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A professional game hunter has been trampled to death by an elephant he was attempting to kill for its ivory. Tag is for the elephant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brewing company makes beer out of human urine. So Budweiser finally comes clean?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pilots crashing planes? No problem Just get rid of pilots. Wait, what?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The world's largest McDonald's is being destroyed so a new world's largest McDonald's can be built in the same spot
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man in Chef's uniform steals grill from Wal-Mart, though the important part is that he might not be a real chef, just someone dressed like one
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Appalachia grudgingly accepts Obamacare, marrying outside the family
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ric Romero and his new toy
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Make strange cameo in Medieval literature, do I
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
My question to Mr Putin. Can you order Boris to allow his wife to have a dog?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to strip in Saskatchewan, make sure it's for charity
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Dog flu outbreak discovered in Chicago is now spreading throughout the Midwest. Your dog wants Tamiflu
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Knock Knock. Who's there? The pilot"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you and your wife can't settle on a baby name for your child, the worst thing you could possibly do is turn to the internet for help
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
At long last, Taco Bell finally opens a shop in Japan. Here's a helpful video explaining how to get there
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kenny Loggins sunbathes in the danger zone
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One of Walmart's few intelligent employees was smart enough to pull off a $240,000 return scam
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Australian feral cats are eating literally all of nation's wild mammals, and they can't be eradicated. "The only place many mammal species are secure are inside cat proof fences"
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