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Sat October 25, 2014
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Angry mob gathers outside mosque in Alberta - and helps clean up vandalism
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(11)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The same team of criminal investigators that cracked the Boston Marathon bombing are now hunting the National Park Vandal
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cancún Fark Party: Friday October 24th thru Sunday October 26th
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(103)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's raining nerds as a computer engineer breaks Felix Baumgartner's free fall record
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(13)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Unlimited vacation time: Good idea, or best idea?
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(18)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NY news anchor: "If you don't want ebola, don't eat da poo poo"
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(50)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Al Capone's home is on the market in Chicago. Geraldo Rivera seen packing a camera and an axe
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(21)
 
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
I'll take $20 on pump 7, and does anyone want to buy this 10-year-old girl?
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(42)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll see a bunch of paper lanterns. And if you look out the right side of the aircraft you'll see more paper lanterns. And now thanks to the paper lanterns we must reroute
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will you do well on this week's Fark Quiz? Well, that depends. How productive were you this week at work?
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(31)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
What are your qualifications for mayor? "Well, I was arrested once for beating a drag queen with a tiki torch while dressed as a member of the Ku Klux Klan"
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(43)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fire at private school called "suspicious" by authorities. And by "suspicious," they mean "here's security camera footage of a kid roaming the halls the night of the fire with a 5-gallon gas can"
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(31)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of spending hundreds on a fancy decanter, here are some free ways to make your box wine taste less cardboardy
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(35)
 
(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
"Defendant is living under the delusion that someone stole his semen and used it to create the current membership of the Campus Christian House"
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(24)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Beware of the pot prohibitionists, for they are inventing marijuana deaths with science
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(77)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Not to get anyone in a panic, but we're about to get hit with a global blackout from a Sun spot that's 11 times the size of the Earth. So yeah, no need to panic until it hits which it could at anytime
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(116)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Student eats a pop-tart into the shape of a gun? Ah, hell naw. Sikh student wants to carry a real dagger to school? Sure, no problem
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(115)
 
(Storify)
 
 
 
Soldier killed in parliament shooting honored through procession along highway of heroes
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your MONTHLY L.A. FARKER MEET-UP happens FRIDAY, NOV. 7th @ TRiP SANTA MONICA, ~8:00-ish
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(4)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
For the record, getting a tattoo of the Bentley logo on your forehead doesn't make you any classier
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption what Obama is thinking as he leans in for a hug with Ebola survivor, nurse Nina Pham
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this browser
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(19)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden v Russia 0-1
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(31)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Ebolobama
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(133)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman too embarrassed to buy "marital aids" decides shoplifting them would be much more discreet
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman receives "dead" heart transplant, declares at press conference that she feels nearly two decades younger, proceeds to crack open reporter's skull and feast on the warm goo inside
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(13)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The west coast is getting all of their mass shootings over with in one day
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(80)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's the latest thing that's going to kill you? Highway guardrails
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(30)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Minimalist movie posters for horror movies. Happy Halloween
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(38)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Before removing the mote from thy neighbor's eye, first remove the beam from thine own. But do not remove the beams from the church, because that's a dick move
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Geologists say "colossal" volcanic eruption could destroy most of Japan in the next 100 years. Japan: "Meh, what else is new"
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(53)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Naked and having sex with a dog is no way to transmit Ebola, son
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(66)
 
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Grandfather repels 3 armed robbers and prevents his granddaughter from being raped. Surprisingly, not Liam Neeson
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(105)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
No one is as concerned about Ebola in NYC as your mom
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Grave robber digs up 29 girls and dresses them for birthday parties (images aren't gory, but may be disturbing)
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(96)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
After getting arrested for DUI, 23 year old woman gives police the password to unlock her phone. While in custody, a CHP officer emailed 6 nude photos of the woman from her phone to his. Queue the Costanza "was that wrong?" photos
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(171)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Tell me what it was like the first time that you laid eyes on Angelina. Was it like one of those classical love stories like when Ross first saw Rachel? - Zach Galifianakis interviews Brad Pitt on Between Two Ferns
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(28)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
These fifteen commandments... *crash* These ten... *crash* Okay look, can I just come in again?
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(93)
 
(Business Insider)
 
NewsFlash
 
Time to reset the school shooting clock....Oh yeah, it's over there, under the Ebola clock, next to the ISIS and Ferguson ones. You got it? Cool
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(681)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Liverpool named first-line ebola treatment center in the UK owing to its first-rate medical facilities, access to research and the fact that if the virus gets loose, they were all just a bunch of Scousers anyway
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(12)
 
(Progress Queens)
 
 
 
Rest assured that NYPD took all necessary precautions investigating Dr. Craig Spencer's apartment by wearing gloves and masks... which they promptly threw away in a sidewalk public garbage can (with pic)
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(79)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India has Love Commandos, and they protect young upper and lower caste couples having forbidden affairs that could be punished by death if discovered. That's right, baby. Love Commandos
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mystery man photographed calmly carrying elderly man from the flames of his burning home identified as truck driving father-of-three who was acting on 'instinct' and 'stainless steel' balls (pics)
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your f@%king princess is in another f@%king castle
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(65)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Without porn, the world would be a better place"
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(192)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Rubber ducks can kill your sex drive
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(25)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man calls suicide hotline, is promptly killed by a SWAT team
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(175)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas couple: A woman is property, so gay marriage hurts our property value
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(206)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Forensic scientist involved in the Michael Brown shooting thinks everyone jumped the gun on her report
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(255)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people still have to be warned that "Discount Thai Surgery" carries some extra risks
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bear cub lost in Rite Aid will be returned to the wild, or at least to an Eckerd Drug store in a rural area
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(18)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Official says the only real epidemic in the U.S. is fear. Well, maybe obesity, too. But mostly fear. Definitely not Ebola
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(76)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"I can't come to work today, boss. My arm is stuck in a blood pressure machine"
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(34)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Breaking: 88-year-old woman forced to use technology she doesn't fully understand
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(60)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Fugu me. I want fugu. Fan-fugu-tastic. Akk [clutches chest]
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(57)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass bald baby hedgehog to spend Christmas indoors after losing all his spikes: "He is very different than what you would normally expect from a hedgehog, he looks almost prehistoric"
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(34)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russell Brand believes George Bush could have been behind the 9/11 attacks. And before you ask, yes he does have a book to promote
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a reverse waterfall? Thanks to our good friend the mighty wind now you have
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(29)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ever wonder about the real crime committed by your loudmouth cellmate?
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(13)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Adults who grew up in Detroit all fondly remember the day they found their first human bones in the woods
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food thread. Subby made stuffed peppers for dinner tonight and used up a bunch of leftover sausage and rice. What kind of bonus meals do other farkers make when they're trying to clear some space in the fridge?
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(72)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who flexed her pectoral muscles to Mozart received death threats for it. This is why we can't have nice things, people
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(275)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
JLo in Penthouse
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(52)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Bank robber wore a bandana, black rimmed glasses, white shirt and a zebra print dress with a black overcoat. Police say he also had a panty on his head. (W/ pic of perp in pretty purple dress)
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NYPD considering linking ax attack to terror, as opposed to all those happy, fun, carefree ax attacks you hear about
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(76)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop something more interesting for this gent to look at
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(33)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Four pronghorn antelopes poached. I prefer them over-easy
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(44)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Never pick on someone tougher and crazier than you are
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(119)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
FDA recalls 6,125 pounds of red hot chile peppers over fears they are contaminated with salmonella and may cause a sudden desire to begin singing constantly about California
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(42)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
More Americans have married Kim Kardashian than contracted Ebola
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Young couple barely survives harrowing ordeal. "It's sort of hard to get past that...I was very upset...once the damage is done it's done"
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(198)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Global incident maps tell you how screwed the world is in real time
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(52)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
When did they invent a weapon that shoots machetes and where can I get one????
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(68)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
What a car looks like after a passing truck dumps a load of cement beams onto it
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