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Wed May 27, 2015
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland police to stop hitting people on heads with guns, will just go back to using bullets
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Forget karaoke, darts, trivia nights, British pubs find a more realistic way to draw patrons (Not safe for work)
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. kicks preemptive goal against FIFA
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(187)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
According to the report, as police were removing him from the plane, he was yelling, "Y'all are dicks"
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(28)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You can sleep tight knowing that the IRS is so secure that only 100,000 records were stolen in the latest hack
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
This handy new calculator shows how much you could have made if you'd invested in the stock market instead of paying for your wedding
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(41)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man and his best friend decide to test a bulletproof vest. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know how it ends
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(110)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What everybody seems to be forgetting is that Australia never gets cold enough for the Gorillas to freeze to death
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(15)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Marine who fought in Iwo Jima gets back a Japanese regiment flag he captured in the battle. Bonus: Subby's first kiss was with his granddaughter
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Officer I will even lick your butt hole"
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(84)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volcanic reflection
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in bacon
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
Murica
 
Marine court-martialed for defending God... and disobeying a series of lawful orders
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(267)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of TSA badges missing at airport, authorities worried people may impersonate incompetence and groping
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(75)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Popular televangelist says that if a man masturbates, his hand will be pregnant in the afterlife
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(228)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The gun grabbing has begun. Target: Ohio
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(105)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ladyfinger excitement gets Italian town in a creamy lather
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why do people waste so much time at the office? Well, for one thing, that poo on the politics tab isn't going to fling itself
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man asks city to ban fart smells
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(55)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Fearless Leader is looking at
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(49)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Not news: Summer break has begun and college students have left town. Fark: And left behind their cats, dogs and snakes. Probably took their IPAs though
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(211)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
Only in the UAE: Stray animals to wear glow-in-the-dark vests to prevent road accidents at night
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(43)
 
(Fantasy Movie League)
 
 
 
New fantasy league opens. And of course, all the stars are a bunch of gussied-up primadonnas
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(59)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The latest "retro" hipster music-listening trend? Cassette tapes. Apparently because any medium that isn't bulky, unreliable, obsolete, prone to breakage, and sounds like utter shiat is too mainstream
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(265)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Putin's rising protégé: "They will put us on a sanctions list - but tanks do not need visas"
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(202)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What might a person be like if they hadn't spent 25 years having their head filled with garbage from the media and Hollywood?
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(68)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Germany's bathroom thief strikes again as intelligence ministry's toilet seats go missing. Investigators say they have nothing to go on
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What do you call it when an elephant grabs your GoPro and takes your picture? An elphie, of course
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(24)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
We're live on air here and later we'll be clubbing a small animal to death with a bicycle pump. Here's Sofia with the weather
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(99)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight asks the relevant political questions of our time, such as "Why does the oldest person in the world keep dying?"
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(68)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's almost as if those climatologists predicting stronger storms and unusual weather patterns as a result of global warming may have been on to something. Either that, or God really, really hates Texas
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(318)
 
(Portadown Times)
 
 
 
Drunken woman told police 'man dropped from the sky and drove car'
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan's leader, infamous for falling off a horse, unveils a giant statue of himself riding a horse
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(28)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas Farkers, check in & let us know you're OK (Link goes to the Statesman's coverage)
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(207)
 
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
"We don't have a federal porn tax. Thus, we could say that the American government has issued a federal porn subsidy"
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(217)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy politician
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(33)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This guy rode his favorite roller coaster for the 5,000th time in his life, including riding 95 times in a single day in honor of the roller coaster's 95th birthday
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(50)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man forces his mom out of the car in the middle of the interstate because he felt she was driving too slowly to their destination. Then things escalate
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(46)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Passenger: Excuse me, but the plane window just fell off. Flight attendant: Oh don't worry. It's only a protection
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New 'Jesus Gym' lets you exercise by walking on water (pics)
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(44)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Driver attempts to take exit 9 3/4
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japanese corporations beg their workers to take some vacation, dammit
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PETA demands Britain's oldest pub change its name from Ye Olde Fighting Cocks to Ye Olde Clever Cocks to 'celebrate intelligent chickens'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ken Ham has indisputable evidence that dinosaurs roamed with Adam and Eve
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