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Thu August 24, 2017
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Problem: Your beloved relative passed away, you've been asked to say something at the wake, but you really need a shot of liquid courage first. Solution: Serve booze AT the wake
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Couple thinks they see Jesus in their baby girl's sonogram. *clicks* O_o ... Yeah, nailed it, *Rolls eyes*
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Connecticut rescue poodle doing better, but will need a new reason to renew his medical marijuana card
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(Some Guy)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 642: "Farkitecture 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 23, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You've probably already put on your pair of airplane approved Depends underwear for your belly landing if your flight path looks like this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
51, 53, 55, 58, 52, 52, 56 -- that's the good part. Then come 41, 47, 35, 49, 48. To sum up: 39
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(Time)
 
 
 
Your cell phone is 10 times dirtier than a toilet seat. What to do about it? Well for one thing, stop pooping on your phone
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Benedict Arnold has a statue - sort of
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Member of college rowing team who drowned after being ejected from rowboat couldn't swim
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this floating female
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Map of the most hated food in each U.S. state. And yet, Texas still voted for Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Isn't that cute, an Appeals Court has now ruled that a woman who got fired for being 'too cute' can now sue her boss (with 'too cute' pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee teen walks out of the woods in good condition 11 days after disappearing on a hike with his father. Asked about his ordeal and how he survived, the teen is reported to have muttered "sucks" before flopping a chair and texting his friends
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
10% of Brits say eating from a dog bowl is acceptable. Your dog wants their bowl back
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a duck riding on the New York subway while wearing a leash
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline asks, "should we ban nuts in public places". Well, it would cut down on the number of crappy Presidents we have
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
After 50 years, the massive Cincinnati nudist resort will close down. There's an image: massive Cincinnati nudist resort. Try getting that image out of your head. Good luck with that. You can just see the undulating flesh. You're not gonna click
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: replacements for removed Confederate statues
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Texans, your weekend plans had better involve a boat because you're getting two to four feet of rain
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yeah, I saw this at my local grocery a week or two ago and I was all like, "Dude, WTF, gimmie a break"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First bourbon, then pizza, now spaghetti sauce covers a highway in third Arkansas food spill in as many weeks. Golden Corral plans to open new restaurant in the same place
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How many people were watching the solar eclipse? Enough that xHamster saw a 40% dip in traffic across the path of totality
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Off-duty deputy saves couple from burning car by shooting it. No, really
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
That massive $700 million jackpot in tonight's Powerball game? It's a result of the fact that two years ago Powerball officials re-rigged their game to make it MUCH harder to win
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
ESPN's removal of Robert Lee from the UVa game, which led to a barrage of negative coverage, was done to avoid negative media coverage
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you need extra cash, you probably shouldn't pawn your work issued laptop. Especially if you're a city councilman. Especially not 9 times
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you left a suitcase full of drugs on the bus we have great news. It's been found. So just swing by the police station to collect it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Like a television anchor? Want to get on the news? You could try sending them child porn, if you're an idiot
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riding on the back of a tow truck and bashing its windows with a crowbar won't stop your car from being repossessed, but it will make great video
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Berlin school installs anti-prostitute fence
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bold KLM pilot takes his passengers on an 'Oh sh*t' ride into Hong Kong during brutal Typhoon Hato in which 450 flights were canceled
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Back in February, firefighters rescued these piglets from a barn fire. It's now August, which means it's time for a barbecue
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(24news)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: What on this billboard would cause you to take the very next exit?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
And I would kill 500 pythons and I would kill 500 more
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Yale, feeling left out since it has no statues of people on the losing side of a war on campus, decides to remove a sculpture of a Puritan holding a Native American at gunpoint
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A second jury has let some of the Bundy Bunch go, this time in Nevada
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Barcelona attackers were going full Sagrada Família. You don't even think of going partial Sagrada Família
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Governor of Maine: 7,600 Mainers fought for the Confederacy. Historians: Actually that number was maybe 30
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi kid arrested for dancing the Macarena in the street. C'mon, how can you arrest a kid who looks like that dancing the Macarena in the street?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump vows to close Federal government so the wall can be built
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Think you're covered against fraudulent charges on your credit card? Maybe not, if the thief knows your PIN number. That is, your personal identification number. Number
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
One U.S. warship accident is happenstance. Two is coincidence. Four is a loss of confidence in the commander of the 7th Fleet
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
Ten plans Dominionist radicals have for America
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