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Thu October 23, 2014
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
School board votes to allow students to pose with guns in yearbook photos. This is bound to trigger something
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Counter for the number of days since someone jumped the White House fence has been reset to 0
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Moth → flame; mosquito→ bug zapper; toddler→ claw toy machine
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(33)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 494: "Up Close 3: Macro". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Shiny Shiny)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to turn Nigel Farage into a kitten? Well there's an app for that
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might not think to try charging a car battery with a phone charger, but this guy did
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(104)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky becomes first state in U.S. to grow Chia seeds. Can a new factory for The Clapper be far behind?
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite evidence chronicled in Cheech and Chong movies, a new study finds marijuana doesn't lower IQ
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(141)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wide stance
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
After getting a new steeple, church plans on opening its doors to the public and hopes to see all the people
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(16)
 
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion event at the Alamo forced to resort to plan B
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The "Jim Shoe" sandwich has Italian Beef, Gyros Meat, Corned Beef, Tzatziki, Giardinera, and an ounce bag of marijuana in the middle to give you enough of a case of the munchies that you can actually finish the other half of the sandwich
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(69)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Over three thousand students at the University of North Carolina, many of them athletes, took fake classes over a period of years. Naturally, top college officials knew nothing about this
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Woman tries to polish off boyfriend with fire. Includes "ready to do it again" mugshot
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(58)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Rapid advances in technology have rifted education from needed skills, and the rise of digital technologies are likely playing that part in creating the extreme elite class
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(116)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists once believed that birds migrated to the moon, which is stupid, because it shines all day and they'd have to do all their flying to it in the dark
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(43)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Funeral home unveils its new Firework Memorial program and offers packages like the "Ultimate Goodbye," "Sensational Celebration," and the "Hunter S. Thompson"
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(29)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that we've all accepted the truth of the Oxford comma, it's time to take down those half-literate apostates who insist on spreading the blasphemy of single quotation marks
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(149)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Where does a 500lb man sit? Anywhere he wants... but he's not gonna fit in the patrol car
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(44)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Study indicates that vaccines have gone airborne
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(65)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this equipment dependent imposter
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(15)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Guy files epic, rambling "Motion To Dismiss This Bullshiat"
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(62)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what the moral is here, but it seems to be "Don't bring a machete to a pork chop fight"
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(22)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Having secured our borders and defeated ISIS, Homeland Security goes on panty raid
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(55)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Family rescued from cable car, had been hanging around between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM waiting for someone to come
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mormon church comes clean on their special underwear; say it's not magic, it's just supposed to keep you from playing with yourself
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(195)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Drinking cans of beer has a contraceptive effect according to scientists, and not just the way you're thinking
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(15)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Another one-fifth of Detroit residents could lose their homes in coming months, bringing the population of Detroit into negative numbers for the first time
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(87)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A flying, remote-controlled ostrich drone? YES
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(39)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Clerk swipes $3.7M in goods from a Sears warehouse. In other news, Sears still has $3.7M in inventory
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Berlin Wall had David Hasselhoff, Hong Kong has....Kenny G?
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(10)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
HELLO. YES, this IS ANNOYING phone habits
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(170)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an attempt to clog the average American's remaining good artery, we now have deep-fried candy corn
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(49)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Korea KFC unveils new "Double Down Burger," which features two fried chicken patties, a cheeseburger, bacon, sauce, but no defibrillator
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(131)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's too soon to dress up as Ray Rice for Halloween complete with a blow-up doll you drag around by its hair
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(137)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans will spend $350 million on Pagan rituals this year
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(114)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The people of Houston don't want to see the Astrodome get bulldozed. But they also don't want a single tax dollar spent renovating it
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(144)
 
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Rick Snyder signs bill that prevents Tesla from even placing a car where people can look at it
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(247)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Behold the mythical Tunacorn
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
My father invented a social network at an all-girl's school in the 1930s, but you've probably never heard of it
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(19)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl who was hit and left for dead last Halloween is making a great recovery and although her mental capacity has regressed and she had to do everything including learning to walk again is going trick-or-treating this year as a princess
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(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Soldier shot at Canada's Parliament Hill. Not a repeat from yesterday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Board of Elections finds 850 voters aged 164. Yankees immediately offer all of them nine-figure long-term contracts
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(96)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flying car accident injures two. Doctors say that both Mr. Weasley and Mr. Potter are expected to recover
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(29)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Pew study discovers America's least-trusted news source. Real surprise is the most-trustworthy one
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister has a habit of dressing her four year-old in vivid pink tutus and dresses. It's disgusting and unnatural because my sister has a boy, not a girl; she's going to turn him gay, isn't she? Help me stop her"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Owning a pug means you're likely to be loaded and happily married. Hate to be a dalmatian owner, though
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun
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(59)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
South Miami officials vote to add new Fark tag
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The fate of Mr. Goodman rests in the hands of his defense team, who have unveiled their so-called 'Man-Cave' defense"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are two worlds that should collide more often : Pony riders and outdoor bondage enthusiasts
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We shall conduct mishile drills and listen to their death metal, Vasiliy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Etchings found on haunting seven-faced Shigir Idol, the world's oldest known wooden statue, could 'could hold a message to modern man', like "You guys got those flying cars yet?" or 'Never order food in a strip joint'
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The six most hilarious overreactions to the Ebola outbreak in the US
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mississippi man served half-eaten English muffin at McDonald's. "My wife wanted me to take it back, but we were already several miles down the road by then." Pics now, film at 11
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these elegant swans
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben Bradlee dies ahead of the Washington Post
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ebola Czar officially starts his job today. No word on when the Influenza Chief or Meningitis Sultan will begin their respective posts
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For $113,000 you can buy a Zombie Fortification Cabin, complete with barbed wire, an escape hatch, and a flame thrower inside the garage
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(65)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Hookin' in the boys room / Hookin' in the boys room / Nah, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules / 'Cause everybody knows that hookin' ain't allowed in school
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(79)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Man with "meaningful" tattoos from ankles to neck is shocked, SHOCKED that ambulance company did not hire him after interview. Wants this outrage fixed by local news reporters
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(188)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Artisanal ice. It's just regular ice but bartenders market it to justify high prices of their drinks and they know hipsters will pay for it
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(95)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Another day, another possible data breach. This time at Staples. Hackers: "That was easy"
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(25)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption these politicians
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(25)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Drunken trombone-playing clown fires gun from garage
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Go Beavers. Trojan rates Oregon State as the college with the best sexual health
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(35)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's dental health experts report children as young as three are suffering from severe tooth decay. This is shocking - who knew there were dental health experts in Britain?
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(49)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Things I don't want to see together in a headline: "Clowns" and "sex toys"
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(60)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Colorado grocery store is completely sold out of Count Chocula cereal. Because one guy uses it to brew beer
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