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Sun August 02, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to escape the incessant chicken shaming, okay? Are you happy now?
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(3)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
After realizing it was heading to Fresno, airplane engine flames out in flight
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(1)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Christianity is like so Middle-Ages
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(22)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In today's episode of First World Problems, we learn how unfair it is that one town allows driving on the beach and the next town does not
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(11)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Will you vacation on Cape Spiny Dogfish this summer?
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(3)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Apparently Virginia believes you can't really appreciate jail unless you're sober
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(12)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's not such a beautiful day in the gayborhood
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(29)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of amazing music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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(140)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last year, Hitchbot crossed Canada in three weeks. Two weeks into a similar attempt to cross the U.S., he made it as far as Philadelphia where they beat the crap out of him
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Sat August 01, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's largest wave generator in operation in Wales. Wait, why would you want to generate a wave in a whale?
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The touching story of a doctor, an incubator and a circus sideshow
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombian Air Force transport goes down, killing 11 servicemen. Thank God this didn't happen in Brazil, as the casualties could have been in the
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe bans the hunting of lions and elephants and leopards...OH MY
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(55)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Well, you know the old saying: "Keep your friends close, and your dead relatives closer." No, wait... how does that go again?
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(6)
 
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Yogi has gone from stealing pic-a-nic baskets in Jellystone Park to breaking in to houses and raiding fridges in Colorado
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(14)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Trooper almost killed by Sandra Bland's cigarette was disciplined last year about his unprofessional conduct, had to endure counseling. It's like he's being targeted
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(38)
 
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Do you like Italian ice? Are you good at solving mysteries? Well if you can crack the case of the bounce house that was stolen then later returned with an 'I'm sorry' note then you will be rewarded with free Italian ice for a year
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(11)
 
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
If you've had 5 encounters with alligators in the 2 years that you have lived in that house it might be time to think about moving
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Plane crashes at UK auto show. No word on car plowing through airshow audience
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(6)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Bees think Anti--Vaxxers are stupid and selfish too
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(7)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
♬ I only have eyes for you ♬
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(20)
 
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
Not really news: Stealing from the elderly. Fark: The unholy spawn of Jar Jar Binks and a snapping turtle steals money from the elderly
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(32)
 
(Explore)
 
 
 
It's your annual bear sushi party Live Brooks Falls webcam
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(14)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
4th Annual Orange County Fark Party, August 15th, 8pm
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who killed two children in a car crash shows up to hearing wearing t-shirt and shorts, gets scolded by judge for dressing as if he didn't care about the horrific crime. Tag is for the judge
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(155)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NOPE
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(31)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man disappears after going on vision quest. Brian Shute wanted for questioning
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nitrous oxide campaigners protest psychoactive substances bill, go outside and laugh it off
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(39)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Smuggling cocaine in a car. New Hotness: Smuggling cocaine in a submarine
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(37)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
They put up a poster that said he looks similar to Vanilla Ice, rides a BMX bike, carries a backpack, wears a heavy gauge chain necklace and is about 6 feet to 6 feet 2 inches tall and 175 to 180 pounds
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(23)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jared the Subway pervert paid a 16-year-old girl $100 for sex, bragged about it to Subway employee girlfriend, pressured said girlfriend to advertise herself on Craigslist so he could watch. The Aristocrats
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(259)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Not news: Downtown traffic gridlock due to an accident. WTF: Accident is in another town ten miles away
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(23)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Daddy teaches his little girl to mind him next time when he tells her to go buy him some booze by shooting her multiple times
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(20)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Thief who hit ophthalmology office twice in two days was captured on security camera. Authorities say it was a site for sore eyes
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ohhhhhhh finally. Nom Nom Nom (slightly graphic image in article)
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(8)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Crown Attorney: "God almighty...I've never seen a case like this where there's been an argument over a dildo"
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(15)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If your friend beats you to death with a metal dumbbell was he ever really your friend to begin with?
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(15)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas couple with too much money adds 80th Dodge Viper to their world-record collection of cars
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(100)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Federal judge fines Mississippi school district $7500 for violating order to quit "proselytizing Christianity." Next up, are taxpayers tithing to churches when school districts allow school prayers?
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(86)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Days after Cecil the lion was killed, news outlet posts picture of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip posing with dead tiger 50 years ago. Pfft. It would have been dead by now anyway, so no harm done
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's really just a matter of time
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
People just suck. Jericho, Cecil's brother, was killed by a poacher this morning. He had been protecting Cecil's cubs. UPDATE: Field researcher with Hwange Lion Research Project says Jericho appears live and well
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(91)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dark bird
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(16)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Riding in a car that gets pulled over leading the driver to get arrested for no registration, lack of insurance, and a suspended license? That's tickets for the same violations as the driver, obviously
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Investigators using "sophisticated technology" to determine if debris is from MH370. Apparently "sophisticated technology" is double-speak for "checking a serial number". 24 hour coverage NOW on CNN
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Police get a called to a home to check on the welfare of an occupant inside and find 12 cats, 4 ferrets, 3 dogs and fully-grown pig. Bonus: The occupant was later arrested for threatening the lady she believed had called police
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(32)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
They see me rolling and they slow down
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(58)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Beer prices will soon skyrocket. THIS IS MADNESS
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(78)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers in Cambridge, Mass. will go on strike Monday to protest Uber ... thereby forcing customers to switch to Uber
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(196)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Git yer apron and yer sauce brush. We're goin' to war. Ribfest war
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What started as a lifeguard's polite request to put out a cigarette turned into a brawl. That's when the assailants learned a lifeguard is dangerous when cornered
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(141)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Passengers going through security at Washington Dulles will now be subject to the comfy chair...no word on the soft cushions
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine several years of drought with lightning strikes in forest land that is nothing more than a big patch of kindling?
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these swimming Santas
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
64-year-old former Las Vegas showgirl still looks like she's in her 20s: "I start the day with a cup of warm water with lemon in, followed by some porridge with honey or coconut oil and a small coffee after I have finished working out" (w/pics)
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(127)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Guy posts 30 second video of cops arresting guy, talks smack about said cops. Cops release their video of the entire arrest. Bodycamlarity ensues
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(189)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Meet Carlow the firehouse cat that is setting hearts ablaze all around the world on Caturday and beyond
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(503)
 
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
You're arrested and have several warrants out for you. Do you: a) call a lawyer, b) refuse to talk, or c) try to chew your fingerprints off. Difficulty: Florida
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(22)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Row, row, row your boat, jeté down the stream
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(6)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl hikes up a steep embankment while barefoot to flag down help after her mother and brother are injured in a car accident. "She's just five years old and so happy to be home and playing with her dog and her ducks"
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(41)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Ten people try to score some heroin from their dealer... while a police raid is going on inside the house
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(50)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, TFD, how the hell do I get this GODDAMN MOTH that flew up my ear OUT OF MY FARKING EAR??
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(566)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The legacy of the Bin Laden family crashing jets into things continues
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It was Lupis
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(27)
 
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Leadville woman charged with filling boyfriend full of ... tire tracks. What a Day
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