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Tue October 24, 2017
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
All those recently caught in a cave-in raise your hand
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Firefox is deporting 80% of its mextensions next month
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nicaragua just signed the Paris Climate Accords, meaning only two countries remain that refuse to sign. One is a violent, divided country where guns are easily accessible and the dictator in charge thrives on hate and discord. The other is Syria
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'll have a skull and a few eyeballs with a side of severed fingers". Mmmmm
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Nothing good can happen by slapping the ass of a police horse on active duty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bear has surgery to remove massive 3kg tongue, worries he'll no longer be as popular with the lady bears
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Good news ladies: You can put away the tweezers, big eyebrows are back. Emma Watson ecstatic
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scalpel? Scalpel. Suture? Suture. Flashlight? Flashlight. Batteries?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It was 50 years ago that Andy Warhol punked the entire state of Oregon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UAE finally warming up to men touching each other in bars
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Corgi-Con takes over California beach
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(The Daily Item)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance crashes a few blocks away before rushing into CVS and storming the counter for 'pills'. Witnesses unsure if cops or suspect then said 'tada'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"When some people mistake Malala for Mia Khalifa"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tip: Do not offer to use your semen rag to wipe the vaseline off your driver's license when stopped for speeding wearing nothing but a bikini thong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
GF sets fire to ex's home because if she can't have the teddy bear, then nobody can
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bahamas resort for obese tourists welcomes guests with meter-wide chairs, reinforced beds, and zero judgment at the pool. It's being hailed as tons of fun
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Drug sniffing dog finds two pounds of meth inside Pound Puppy. Meanwhile, Teddy Ruxpin's drug empire remains out of reach
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark rules!
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(MSN)
 
 
 
President Emmanuel Macron's dog Nemo recently caught taking a leak on the fireplace in the presidential office while the president was busy in a meeting with junior ministers
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Australians
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
This just in from the Ric Romero Institute: How well you recover from Hurricane Harvey may depend on how much money you have
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(TuneIn)
 
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No "live" show tonight on Paul's Memory Bank. Putting the server on auto-pilot mixing up music & comedy (8PM EDT). Next week, the Annual Halloween Show featuring "The War of the Worlds". Got time for a few requests
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
There's been a lot less dead hookers since Craigslist started offering erotic services
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know that old lady in front of you on the NYC subway who cannot figure out how to swipe their metro cards? Just wait until they have to pay using their phone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Belgian sex education website recommended for seven-year-old kids demonstrates advanced sex techniques even subby hasn't heard of. Stupid Flanders
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Paul admits he would have not gone through with it had he not been drunk"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bionic woman takes 24 hours to complete a 10-mile run. She's never going to get back into OSI at that rate
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Naming your kid Jihad is the new Hitler
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Underwear bomber complains about the fruits of his loom(ing) long term incarceration. A thousand tiny violins begin warming up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal Courts: Whales are fish
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Live Briefing on Niger Ambush -history in the making
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
At 12 years old, Louie the dog is getting a bit old and slow, so when he disappeared one day, his owners were a bit freaked out. What they didn't know was that he was out being a hero. GOOD BOY
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The President of the Czech Republic has affronted reporters by brandishing a replica AK-47 with the words "for journalists" inscribed on it during a press conference. To his credit, the gun shoots alcohol
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this German bus
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember, the police standoff isn't over until the Florida Man sings
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Good Morning, fellow Palestinians. Good Morning, automated Facebook translation service. Good Morning, Israeli police
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
16 Afghan soldiers training in Alabama have gone AWOL, "may pose a security risk" due to age, military training, higher thread count
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When asked why officers fired 137 rounds at the two unarmed men, a police source replied, "They didn't have 138"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman sweats blood. Doctors baffled but say it's nothing to feel stigmatacized about
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth owns a lot of property, including Regent Street, racecourses, posh hotels, a McDonald's in Oxford, several castles...wait, what?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Salvation Army welcomes all donations...well most donations....maybe not occupied urns
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-10-15 to Sat 2017-10-21
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode concert goers find their car tires slashed after concert, are forced to try walking in their own shoes
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Things you might find on a weekend jog in Pennsylvania - couples in the park, people walking their dogs and of course, armor-piercing tank rounds
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
'Tis the season for asshats throwing pumpkins from overpasses at the cars below
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gym fanatic blames protein shakes and testosterone for making him feel 'confused and disorientated' after he walked naked into female changing rooms and touched woman's butt (NSFW images in sidebar)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The FDA is about to decide whether it should loosen the definition of "dietary fiber" to allow food companies to keep calling things like Froot Loops and breakfast bars "healthy"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this awesome glass
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Alaskan photographer wakes up to a mama Lynx and her seven kits hanging out on his back porch. With pics of adorable big-footed fuzzy killers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rhino spots poacher tracking and preparing to kill it, so it decides to attack first, injuring the would-be murderer. Hero tag is for the rhino
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Too late to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Let's see what is in the mail today: Bill, bill, bill, catalog, bill, catalog, catalog, child porn, bill, bill
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, a bunch of acid-dropping anti-war activists tried to "levitate" the Pentagon to end the Vietnam War. As you know, it didn't work because of those damn unicorns
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to give up your road rage shenanigans when you run over yourself with road rage
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's hard to beat the old "put the fox in charge of the hen house" argument
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's kind of adorable when a town in Alabama with a population of less than 15,000 thinks it actually has a chance to land the new Amazon headquarters
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Thank you, officers, for keeping this kind of crime off our streets
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