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Thu February 11, 2016
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm sick of this presidential race already... I wonder what's going on in merry old England. *click* "Woman regrets bum tattoo that reminds her of the time she defecated on herself beside boyfriend's mum"... I wonder what that rascal Trump is up to
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy arrested in Portland. Civil disobedience is OVER
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ahh *scroll, scroll* AHH *scroll, scroll* AHHHHHH
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you are an Aussie, be ready to pay a tax for watching streaming videos
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 562: "Up Close 4" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 10, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Barber gives fade, catches fade
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the Dildo Corral 2 Part II (lgt live stream)
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Dear sir or madam: Please remit $500 for services rendered, to wit: The ambulance that took your son to the hospital after our police officers shot him. Sincerely, the city of Cleveland"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay so maybe the animated film "The Unequal Opportunity Race" was a little insensitive to white people, that's no reason for you Virginia parents to get all outraged about it after the affirmative action film was shown to your high school students
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After 71 years, WWII vet decides to hook up with the bird he met during the war
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the Dildo Corral 2
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sad Pro Tip: You can park in a Walmart parking lot for at least three months before anyone will notice
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Brave Japanese woman gives Yakuza members the finger
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hands up. Don't sue
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Female mafia boss's nickname is "Prickly Pear Lips". I .... I have some questions
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this archer
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Crack addict call girl steals wallet containing £250 from 71-year old. Fark: Comes back next day to demand £40 owed for sex but caught later after DNA found on a glass
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(12)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Looking for a way to curb police violence, India is now arming police with chilli-loaded slingshots
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
In case you feared Ethan Couch might be coddled in adult jail, rest assured; they make him watch Richard Simmons exercise videos while in solitary
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chopsticks: You've been doing it wrong. And that's before you even eat anything with them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I was told there would be no math revolution
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
A group is pushing IBM supercomputer Watson to run for President. The only problem is that since it was built in 2006 it won't be constitutionally eligible to run until 2044
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Look, it was just a prank," says the father of the man who tossed an alligator through the window of a Wendy's drive-thru in Florida. Yeah, remember back in the 80s and 90s how you pranked people by tossing cobras through drive thrus?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman arrested with fifty marijuana plants, pills, hash and $2K in cash. And you thought you liked your grandma's cookies because they were made with love
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(Glasgow Evening Times)
 
 
 
Advertising regulators green-light posters for Phat Phuc noodle bar
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
ISIS ups their game by producing and unleashing their own special brand of stink
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Alert: Girl Scout cookies differ depending on where you live. Get out your scorecards and order forms
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Same-sex couple gets marriage license, condemnation in West Virginia county courthouse
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chris Christie gives up running for President for Lent (update: now it's official)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police urge Millennials to make something called a "phone call" to 911 if they see an accident, instead of just posting photos to Facebook
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(45)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Hoverboard burns down million-dollar house, nearly kills two children...plus it doesn't even hover
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(60)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon.com's newest feature actually comes with a zombie apocalypse clause. No. Seriously
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
Weeners
 
Where is your (hot) Dog now?
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
J. K. Rowling admits that writing for grown-ups sucks
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(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
Photoshop Coldplay singer Chris Martin in high-flying action
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carly Fiorina aborts run for President
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sirhan Sirhan up up for for parole parole again again
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Pedo Pro Tip: Don't print your kiddie porn at a CVS photo kiosk
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fourteen people charged in heroin trafficking operation from Detroit to West Virginia. Hollywood producers immediately buy movie rights, try to find a composer who can play 'dueling banjos' at four times the speed while backed up by gunfire
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Graduate of the Homer Simpson school of firearm safety shows up at the hospital
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reports indicate that another North Korean official has been cartoonishly executed. No word on if he was launched into space on a rocket and is currently tumbling in orbit
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(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
"Police also have the alpaca head, which is being stored in a freezer in the evidence room"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
They say the man who represents himself at a criminal trial has a fool for a client, but what do they say about a man represented by an attorney at a criminal trial who wants to give the closing argument instead of his lawyer?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Please excuse my daughter from being late to school because Bruce Springsteen played an epic three and a half hour set last night. Signed: Epstein's Father
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Twins often do lots of things together like dress alike, participate in the same hobbies, give birth just minutes apart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The priest, in the rectory, with a candlestick
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
13-year old fatally shot after cousin falls off hoverboard, discharging felon brother's illegal firearm. This one needs a trailer, a drone, an alligator and a pitbull to complete the Florida Bingo card
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Norovirus, shnorovirus. I'll take my free burrito please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Study shows that, um, when if you're not young, like, smoking pot, you know, making words right is hard
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Watching porn to save the whales is a thing now
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You can now add willful intent to defraud and IP infringement among the many other charges Pharma Bro is likely to face
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Thumb slammed with a foot". This is not about that time you tried a new sex position
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday...the day after a primary, so you know subby didn't do any writing last night. How about you? How's your writing going? Get much accomplished this week? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I regret nothing" edition
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Couple caught with razors in their shoes. No word if they had a 32 gun in their pocket for fun
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lego Finicum
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(82)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Flight attendant accidentally delivers more than just the complimentary bag of peanuts to passenger
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(94)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Coping with declining crab catches, a Florida man resorts to unconventional bait
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kanye West believes Bill Cosby is the most innocent man OF. ALL. TIME.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the teenager who, at 14, became one of only 12 people in the world to ace the AP Calculus exam. Which you could have totally done, too, if you, like, cared enough about "test scores" and meaningless stuff like that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Target takes another step forward in its quest to eliminate your child's gender. Difficulty: Pillowforts
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want the secret to mindblowing sex? It'll cost you a fiver and unlike Fark you'll thank me in the morning
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(77)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Flint's water crisis should result in some manslaughter charges for the Governor and his cronies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cannibal admits to eating lover with sprouts. Seriously, who willingly eats sprouts?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Porn star pulls out of Josh Duggar
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The damage wreaked by storm Imogen in the UK continues to mount, as a £190,000 mouse bridge collapses forcing a road closu..... wait. A "what" bridge?
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cretaceous polar bear
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When smuggling 14 grams of heroin and 31 grams of meth in your groin, the trick is to not walk stiffly
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pirate Bay turns their sails around and are heading right for Netflix
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for exposing himself to women in a mall parking lot, claims he misunderstood the sign for Dick's
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In unexpected turn of events, Refuge Standoff gets weird. Lavoy Finicum cited as possible Christ figure
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
TV presenter comes face to face with his doppelganger. Fark: In a Crimewatch mugshot
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(Newser)
 
 
 
After spending 12 years on Texas' Death Row you're finally exonerated. What would you do to celebrate your freedom? Former inmate Anthony Graves went after the prosecutor who put him away, and he won
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here hold my shopping bag while I fall 60ft off this balcony onto a display bed
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Rise and shine Catholic Farkers, it's Ash Wednesday. We hope you satiated your glutinous soul on Fat Tuesday because it's another 40 days before you can enjoy chocolate or beer again
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Parking garage collapses during a planned demolition, so that worked out nicely
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(16)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Because of a water-main break, Flint residents are being told to boil the water before they not drink it
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Museum unexpectedly catches a mouse with 155-year-old mouse trap on display
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(22)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
When battling an internet troll, the best advice is to ignore them, make them laugh, or reveal their identity
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctor performs surgery on wrong infant. On the plus side, the procedure should make him more popular with the ladies when he grows up. If you know what I'm saying, and I think you do
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to overcome her "crippling fear of cakes" prior to her wedding, is upset that no mental health professionals take her phobia seriously and keep desserting her after one session
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
44,000 pounds of cheese block Australian highway, drivers forced to find another whey around
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