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Tue November 25, 2014
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elves can be dicks, claims author with too much time on his hands
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If you have stolen blood contaminated with Ebola, Guinea and the rest of the world want to speak with you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As you stand in line at WalMart on Black Friday, look at the bright side: your wait for cheap doorbusters won't be as long as the wait for WalMart to pay fines for people getting trampled to death on Black Friday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in the box
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(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
There's tree huggers, and then there's this guy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Helpful advice for those spending Thanksgiving alone: get out of bed at some point, take a shower, try not to drown in the shallow emptiness of your bleak and hollow existence
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Robber to Store Clerk: Forget it. You need the money more than I do
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(17)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
If you only see one 400-pound Sasquatch statue wearing bunny ears today, this should be the one
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(17)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google searches may predict what you're getting for Christmas. I can't wait to unwrap my lesbian dwarf twins
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Grieving Afghan Mother 'Kills 10 Taliban In Revenge'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Third-quarter GDP revised up to 3.9 percent. Thanks, Obama
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sports book robbed by a man who looks a lot like Jose Canseco, although it's too early to start pointing fingers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A tiger released by Vladimir Putin is considered a main suspect in mysterious goat deaths in China
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China constructs airstrip on disputed island so tiny it doesn't even have a hill for future US Marines to dramatically raise a flag over in front of news cameras
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ten foods that experts say are good for you that you think are gross and won't eat, like Marmite, liver, anchovies, brussels sprouts and beetroot. Have them all on the same sammich to get over a few of your food phobias at once
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Usually, you're happy when your seventh grader learns to cook. Usually
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you are a living god charging a fortune for courses about how to use black magic to train people to be like you, it might not be a good idea to get arrested on drugs and firearms charges. This never happened to Voldemort
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(21)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Massachusetts town: We shall speak no more of this "Christmas vacation"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Why are online comments being phased out? My brother Joe says it's because you can earn $600 a week selling from your very own home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain opens "country club for cats" where they can get away from their gruelling daily schedules and just lick themselves for a bit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, what happens to the turkeys pardoned by the President?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man hunting geese in New Jersey accidentally bags himself
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Since Lemmy was obviously busy, Pope Francis invites Grandmother of Punk to play at the Vatican Christmas Concert
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pain, horror, and terror of the email forward
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years since Tofurky first came to market. If you look carefully, you'll realize that most of that original batch are still sitting in grocery store freezers waiting to be bought
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While the media is quick to question the health risks of always having your head bowed down to look at your phone, why don't we hear a bad about the same dangers when knitting, playing chess, or reading a book?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant donut
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Research finds that texting posture is equivalent to hanging a sixty pound weight from your neck. Is there an emoticon for that?
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(Ustream)
 
 
 
Does CNN's health plan cover rocks to the head? Where can I buy a cell phone or an oil filter? And will someone PLEASE get Don Lemon a gas mask? It's Ferguson unrest Day 1 Part 3, LGT Livestream (unless Bassem's phone has been stolen again)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest-selling girl toy is no longer Barbie; she has let the title go to none other than Queen Elsa. Good luck finding one this Christmas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China to curb coal emissions by 2020 amid climate change concerns, ensuring humanity survives until the machines take over or over-population turns us into morlock and eloi
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Mon November 24, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Little Caesars is toast. The police have themselves an RV. How much tear gas can Don Lemon take? Yippee-ki-yay, it's Ferguson unrest Day 1 part 2, LGT Livestream
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently duct-tape is good for almost anything.. except mailing tortoises to Scotland in cereal boxes
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Researchers give GPS units to hunters and correlate the data with movements of grizzly bears.Turns out bears routinely track hunters, staying downwind and listening for gunshots, hoping to scavenge carcasses, gut piles or, if nothing else, hunters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
American Thanksgiving increasingly catching on in Britain to the dismay of other Brits
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Man falls into ravine, breaks both legs, drags himself and his massive brass balls onto highway two days later
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Atlanta's fire chief suspended after writing book labelling homosexuality as a "perversion." Nobody tell this guy who the main buyers are for those shirtless firefighter calendars, he'll have a heart attack
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo struggles with declining attendance in 2014, blames Canadian monkeys who are too polite to publicly masturbate or fling their poop at visitors
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Married woman blames Facebook for creating her online dating profile. Right. Sure. We believe you, but there are thousands who wouldn't
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(Ustream)
 
NewsFlash
 
This is the ground where Ferguson used to stand (Updated link goes to live stream. Not safe for work language)
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Small, public university causes an uproar with new $219,000 conference table. Before you get upset, check out the table. It's pretty impressive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Check out the winners of the international Gingerbread House competition. The losers have been eaten (great pics)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I'm turning your posts over to Fox News and to Facebook authorities because you little pieces of sh*t hiding in the shadows of your mother's basement deserve no less." Oh, Geraldo
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop Microsoft's new security guard
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's official: Local St. Louis judge has fitted Officer Darren Wilson with a ball and chain
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #14: The Farksgiving Edition
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Word of the day: Bleachorexia
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Not news: Police officer causes a 3 car crash. Florida: He was too busy looking at prostitutes to notice the cars in front of him
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Star-Ledger to readers: Let's all work to raise the level of the conversation in comments. Readers: F*** ALL YOU ****-***ING, ****-****ING M*****F****RS
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(News RT (UK))
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un drinking gallons of cobra wine in an attempt to help his "Lil' Kim"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police dog looking for man who stabbed his paw with screwdriver
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this welcoming entrance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's stalker back in action in spite of jail time, apparently refuses to change her behavior or set her sights any higher than Alec Baldwin
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"May it please the court, the prosecution would like to enter into evidence an incoherent rant against medical marijuana"
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Good fences make good neighbors. Not so much Nazi protest flags
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New deal signed with the leaders of the breakaway region of Georgia, gives Russia much greater control over Abkhazia, and will place the dementors under Putin's personal control
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to encourage men to grow mustaches and beards during the biggest eating season of the year?"
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Woman goes directly to jail, does not pass go, does not collect $200
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Latest conundrum facing politicians: what do we hate more, the environment or the poor?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how you could overdose on tryptophan? Well, wonder no more
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"But for the undercover agent's imagination in this case there would be no crime"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama grounds Chuck
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just another day in court ... a judge on the bench, clients represented by attorneys, one lawyer dressed up as Thomas Jefferson
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you had 'two weeks' in the pool as to when the London Tower Bridge's new 140ft-high glass walkway would be smashed by a drunken visitor who dropped a bottle of beer straight through it, come claim your prize
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
If you're one of the millions of people heading to the airports this holiday season because you're a masochist, here are tips on surviving the ten worst airports in North America
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh shiat, we found Atlantis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fairway plane gets home in one, an abscessive compulsive dentist, and Toyota unveils the Hindenberg: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/16 - 11/22
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How we've ended up with the modern monster megaturkey of today and why it's so different from those of the 1930s. Happy megabird Thanksgiving
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man called 911 and made fake gunshot noises in order to escape traffic tickets
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
George Washington thought people should pray publicly on Thanksgiving, and Franklin Roosevelt moved it from the last Thursday in November to the third one to give people more time to shop for Christmas
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boobies
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Woman fleeing police in a stolen SUV manages to implode a two-story brick building. Bonus: She was also talking on her cell phone
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver says turkeys are too delicious to keep pardoning: 'Death to turkeys'
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(58)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Epileptic boy who would seize every 15 minutes and only had his condition worsen by taking an anti-seizure drug has been seizure free for 9 weeks thanks to medical cannabis oil donated by a dispensary as his insurance won't cover it
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(257)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
America has been doing taxes wrong for 50 years. Economists say we should tax the rich at 90%
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(560)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Panic grips South Korea as the government threatens to jail A) protesters B) jaywalkers or C) unauthorized 'selfie stick' retailers
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(56)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Australian mother charged with attempted dingo feeding
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