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Fri February 17, 2017

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		Wisconsin beer garden in February? Let's do it source: jsonline.com \| share:	8
		The Museum of Ice Cream is coming to L.A source: laist.com \| share:	22
		Pro tip: airlines don't feed passengers so pack your own horse genitals source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	34

		Photoshop this man waiting for a train source: i2.cdn.cnn.com \| share:	19
		Who head butts their 70-year-old mother twice? Honestly source: arkansasonline.com \| share:	45
		Glasgow police mocked after releasing 'useless' CCTV stills of a man they want to speak to that are so blurred they look like impressionist paintings: "'We have clearer pics of the surface of Mars" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	45
		Fake news writer who took credit for putting Trump in the White House now says he regrets taking credit for putting Trump in the White House source: azfamily.com \| share:	44
(FTVLive)		Eight years ago the biggest issues the White House had with the media were reports on Michelle baring her arms and Barack daring to put spicy mustard on his hamburgers source: ftvlive.com \| share:	102

		In Australia, if the dropbears don't get you the catgaroos probably will source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	26
		The average consumer doesn't understand the difference between 'sell by', 'use by' and 'best before' and that's causing tons of food waste source: consumerist.com \| share:	115
		Disabled Navy veteran beaten for trying to protect turtle from torture source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	96
		Seal Beach faces renewed flooding threat from looming storm, fills 600 sandbags, could get a little ... crazy source: abc7.com \| share:	41

Thu February 16, 2017

	PSA: When putting the bar code from a pack of ramen noodles to rip off the store they might notice sooner or later, especially when you buy a rack of lamb or an espresso maker source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	96
	Man arrested for stealing from Flame Broiler. By the looks of it, with his face source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	27
	Breach compromises personal information of 7,500 B.C. residents, say province archeologists source: cbc.ca \| share:	31
	Nearly 56,000 bridges called structurally deficient. Have a safe trip home, and would you mind looking at the road as you drive instead of reading this damn headline source: usatoday.com \| share:	51
	Feeling guilty that you sleep too much? Meet the woman who sleeps 20 hours a day source: news.com.au \| share:	59
	Mosquitoes step up bio-warfare attacks against mammals source: smh.com.au \| share:	27
	Photoshop this man who's been seriously forked source: c1.staticflickr.com \| share:	22
	There's so much water in California now, the entire flood system is on the verge of collapse. Lex Luthor inconsolable source: latimes.com \| share:	121
	Are you poor, old, or a minority? Do you also need work done on your teeth? Instead of seeing a dentist, you might have to see a less-educated "dental therapist." Hope you like applesauce and jello source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	49
	The only solution to a bad guy with a drone is a good guy with a golden eagle source: cbc.ca \| share:	40
	Google reports over 1 billion YouTube videos now have closed captions, generated by computer is grains and that allows a sense in its ability to understand the united daily work, selects of closing time tracker source: variety.com \| share:	85
	Hasbro decides to replace thimble on their Monopoly board game after voters decided it's out of date. To be replaced with a miniature Trump tower source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	125
	Pigeon caught smuggling a mobile phone into Brazilian prison. Someone musta sang (pics) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	25
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this black and white shot source: image.hnol.net \| share:	21
	Judge orders a Kennedy to abstain from drugs, alcohol and having sex with starlets source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	37
	Oh, come on. We refrigerate everything. We keep guns in the refrigerator source: nytimes.com \| share:	79
	Proposed bill would allow cities to determine "last call" time for bars in California. Similar bill failed in 2013, but every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end source: sacbee.com \| share:	71
	'Stay out of our election,' France warns Russia, immediately followed by 'and stop snickering' source: thelocal.fr \| share:	51
	Q: What's better than a giant image projected in NYC showing Putin lovingly spooning a very pregnant Trump? A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing source: dailydot.com \| share:	250
	Tesla driver sacrifices his car to save a fellow driver having a stroke. Elon Musk pledges to cover the cost of repairs source: ajc.com \| share:	86
	As most of you already know the host of Livingston Stapler Company Presents was in an accident on his way home from the show on February 5th. Received a FB message from his wife that he's being moved to Queen Anne Healthcare on Feb. 15th. Updates in thread source: fark.com \| share:	110
	Morning comes early to Ephrata, WA as electrical substation explodes source: youtube.com \| share:	35
	PSA: When you're recycling an old TV, make sure it wasn't the one your friend stashed $100,000 in. Cash Stash trifecta now in play source: cnn.com \| share:	42
	Science teacher proposes to math teacher in front of class filled with 5th graders. With video of 5th graders freaking out source: gma.yahoo.com \| share:	65
	Not news: ICE detains undocumented woman. News: At courthouse, while seeking restraining order against abusive boyfriend. Holy F*ck: Likely based on tip from abusive boyfriend source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	594
	Doctors say man's attempt at smuggling gold bars almost rectum source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com \| share:	55
	Abilify drug blamed for compulsive gambling, eating, shopping and sex. Sounds like it lived up to its name source: kdvr.com \| share:	65
	Student at Bristol University accidentally makes triacetone triperoxide. Typical bloody students source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	86
	"Don't be silly honey, that 'illness' you think you have is just the 'man flu'" source: standard.co.uk \| share:	179
	Photoshop this very strong man source: i.imgur.com \| share:	29
	California dam on the verge of overflowing. No not that one, the other one source: sacbee.com \| share:	102
	If you want to get a pretty woman's attention, throw your dog at her, Mr. Smooth source: theledger.com \| share:	34
	Finally a cocktail syrup that tastes just like Mardi Gras, minus the urine, vomit, and underboob sweat source: talesofthecocktail.com \| share:	45
	Chinese residents breathe a smog-filled small sigh of relief at the thought that China may lose its title as the country with the world's deadliest air. Sucks to be you India source: shanghaiist.com \| share:	30
	"How many of us tell our children to avoid peer pressure, and to stay away from drugs because they are harmful, but openly provide catnip to our feline family members?" source: dougalley.bangordailynews.com \| share:	108
	Late Little Caesars founder Mike Ilitch paid Rosa Parks' rent for up to a decade after she was burglarized. If only Papa John were half the man he was source: usatoday.com \| share:	173
	Man with nothing better to do for a few hours spends it blocking the view of police speed camera vans on the highway: "People have been loving it. One person got in touch and said: 'Not all heroes wear capes'" (pic) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	73
	Not news: You forget to plug in your phone to recharge overnight. Fark: The nursing home forgets to plug in Grandpa to recharge his heart pump overnight source: startribune.com \| share:	51
	Google's most sophisticated A.I. will murder anyone who stands in the way of its green apples source: seattlepi.com \| share:	73
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 615: "Holy Macro!". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.net \| share:	59

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