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Paging Dr. Zaius to the Denver Zoo
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denverpost.com
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LEVEL 1 EMERGENCY: Japan's 59% of female respondents aged 16 to 19 said they were uninterested in or averse to sex, a near 12% increase since 2008
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huffingtonpost.com
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What movie quote or song lyric best describes you?
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en.wikipedia.org
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Elderly South Dakota man, driving in fog, accidentally escapes to Minnesota
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startribune.com
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Sun February 05, 2012
Six trees older than human civilization. You submitted this with a "your mom" joke
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mentalfloss.com
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Kansas City is being torn apart by a chocolate beer. Of course it is
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latimesblogs.latimes.com
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Note to wanna-be human traffickers: If you're going to transport five illegal Mexican immigrants in your SUV, always remember to put on a license plate
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tampabay.com
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(Some Guy)
A 9-year-old boy at a Catholic school was suspended Thursday night at a school lip-sync fundraiser after mimicking Michael Jackson's famous groin grab during a rendition of "Billie Jean." That's just nuts
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winonadailynews.com
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(Some " guy)
If you are going to claim that burglars stole your TV and took it out through a window, it's probably a good idea to take some measurements first
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thisissouthdevon.co.uk
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Photoshop this goal-oriented guy
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cdn.theatlantic.com
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Remember how Obama said that US drone attacks have "not caused a huge number of civilian casualties?" Yeah, turns out they've been targeting rescuers at the scenes of previous attacks. And firing on mourners at funerals
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salon.com
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Public school lunchlady demands the deep fryers in the cafeteria be removed so she can force students to eat healthy instead of trusting them to make their own choices
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qctimes.com
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How you can hide from Google. If you dare
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howto.wired.com
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25 Most awkward cat sleeping positions. Beware of cuteness overload
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buzzfeed.com
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For all those who have wished Josh Powell would diaf, here ya go
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sltrib.com
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(Some Guy)
Passenger thwarted in his attempt to speed up the Southwest Airlines boarding process
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wbaltv.com
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What's worse than being gay in the Bible Belt? Being an atheist
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ft.com
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When asked why he was drinking beer from a wine glass, this guy didn't know, but he took a stab at it
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chicagotribune.com
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Moderate drinking, which was bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, is now bad for you again, doubling your risk of pancreatitis and cancer of the bowel, mouth, throat and neck
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dailymail.co.uk
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From the "Who didn't see this coming?" files: Insurance companies and lawyers screw 9/11 families out of large portions of their entitlements
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foxnews.com
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Photoshop this clay Dr. Quest
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rogerevans.tv
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"The power of Christ compels you" apparently works on home intruders, as well
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abcnews.go.com
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Bacon - Best prepared via pan fried, baked or microwaved?
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fark.com
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Model with 20' waist looks positively freakish
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dailymail.co.uk
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Deadbeat homeowner discovered after 5 years of skipping out on taxes, utilities, lawn care, living
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jsonline.com
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Enterprising young entrepreneur sells pot brownies to her 8th grade classmates for three dollars per brownie. That's even cheaper than Pepperidge Farms
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foxnews.com
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(Some Guy)
Woman receives Facebook friend request from the man who raped her when she was 14 years old. She gets the hero tag for how she handled it
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moxiebird.com
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What to do if you are one of the lucky jerks going to the Super Bowl
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latimes.com
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How cold is it in Europe? Water is freezing and Russians are putting on their underwear (pics)
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boston.com
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Dogs and cats living together. Next up: mass hysteria
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thesun.co.uk
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New scratch-and-sniff jeans can be worn for months without washing. What's new about that, you ask? These jeans smell like raspberries, not basement damp and Cheetos dust like yours
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mirror.co.uk
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Photoshop this powder blast
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cdn.theatlantic.com
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Pilots say any landing you can walk away from is a good landing--even if you have to walk through the living room and out the front door of the house you crashed into. With pic
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ktvq.com
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Amazing pictures of New York's abandoned leper colony, North Brother Island
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dailymail.co.uk
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(Some Guy)
Positive side of the bad economy: More and more dry counties are seriously thinking about legalizing the sale of alcohol. "There is nothing good about liquor"
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courier-journal.com
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(Clarion Ledger)
Boy wears "I Heart Boobies" t-shirt to skate party. Then things get weird
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clarionledger.com
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(WTSP)
Eight arrested for soliciting undercover male police officers in park include Denny's consultant. Maybe he shouldn't have asked for the "Sausage Slam?"
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wtsp.com
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