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Mon May 01, 2017
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(WRAL)
 
  
 
 Worst, pool party, evah... unless you are that racist, white dude, that shot up the place
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Congress agrees to remain dysfunctional until September
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(Imgur)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this dapper gentleman
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Angela Merkel shocks hosts by going topless
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
  
 
 You only wish your cat missed you this much when you leave
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 A pastor who admitted to have 'spread the love' with a teenager to spend between 3 and 6 years in prison
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(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 Today's isolated incident of something other than a teenager being summarily executed by police for Existing While Black is brought to you by the Dallas suburb of Balch Springs. With bonus paid vacation for the cop "goodness"
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Why net neutrality still matters, even if the regulator is acting like a dick
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(UPI)
 
  
 
 Oh sure, but when I do it, they call the cops
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 18,000 Canadians just belted out the US national anthem. Your move, America
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Good news for all you health-concious alcoholics out there, Guinness is now vegetarian
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 Why is the New York Times denying climate change?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
  
 
 Trafficker caught with 12 pounds of cocaine claims she thought the package was headphones. She is white and attractive though so some might believe her
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Dudes ...REALLY? (Not safe for work)
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(The Awl)
 
  
 
 If you're really coo-coo for tiny birdhouses, there's a collection of 1,001 of them for $10,000 listed on Craigslist
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Not racist at all federal judge lets white Alabama town secede from school district even though "race was the motivating factor" for many supporters of the split
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(The Good Lord Above)
 
  
 
 Best Twitter bot of all time trolls megachurch evangelist pastor and notorious conman Joel Osteen's tweets by replacing all mentions of "God" with "your dick"
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(Newser)
 
  
 
 Delivery guy crashes, pizza deemed 'shaken yet edible'
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Photoshop Dave Grohl and um, whatever these are
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(Rare.us)
 
  
 
 Pricipal caught sayof that "white students should be in the same class"
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(Oregon Live)
 
  
 
 Odd Fellows Lodge tells teen who won a trip he can't go because he's autistic and they're out of underwear from K-Mart
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 A group of Vietnam officers, who call themselves the "Lucky ones," gathers for a "we might not do this again" reunion. If you're looking for the subby she's likely bawling in the corner
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 5th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 19, 6pm. Tickets on sale May 1 at 10am
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Take a break from screaming at each other on the politics tab and read this story about a labrador, who just gave birth to puppies, adopting two orphaned baby piglets (with awwwww pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this fishy situation
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(Buzzfeed)
 
  
 
 People want to know the story behind the man with a vacant stare riding the bus with a 30 gallon tub of Cinnabon frosting. Subby wants to know his Fark handle
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 A Kentucky judge refuses to hear arguments of gay parents looking to adopt claiming its not in the best interest of the child
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Can a candy bar really "satisfy"? Are there times when you feel like, and times you don't? Does it matter if you eat the left or right one first? All this and more as Snack Food Sunday is searching for the best candy bar
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
  
 
 It's come to this: Travel agency will plan all the details of your next vacation but won't tell you where you're going until you are about to leave
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Houston is trying to make homelessness a crime
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(Fusion)
 
  
 
 "Welcome to the NRA hotline. If you shot someone who was armed, press 1. If you shot someone who was unarmed, press 2. If you shot someone carrying bear arms, press 3. If you shot someone with no arms, press 4"
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Dumbarse investment banker claims demons and his daughter and ex-wife and some other nonsense, all in court. Sorry, you're an investment banker, nobody believes you
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(Vocativ)
 
  
 
 Well, I wonder how much overseas data will have Trump's name on it? Whatever the amount, the NSA is getting rid of the whole lot. Conspiracy anyone?
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(Straits Times)
 
  
 
 Six Thai fighters killed in rebel ambush. Too late for Ackbar
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 CSB Sunday Morning: That time you didn't get a ticket when you deserved one
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(Gannett Images)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this lonely skateboarder
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(Politico)
 
  
 
 Trump gets to decide whether to release the remaining JFK files
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(Chron)
 
  
 
 Three candidates competing for District G spot in Pasadena, giving credence to the nickname, Pasa-Get-Down-Dena
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 You-know-who carries on tabloid tradition of taking trashy photos of trashed women staggering on public streets, scolding them under headline "a depressingly typical British bank holiday"
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Keyless entry fobs for cars are super convenient, particularly for thieves with a receiver and retransmitter
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
  
 
 Seventh grader sends letter to local newspaper replying to citizen angry about their "Hate Has No Home Here" sign. Fire department tends to the ensuing burn
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(TuneIn)
 
  
 
 Live from Juneau, Alaska, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of amazing music on public radio hosted by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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