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Thu October 30, 2014
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Proud of your new job and first paycheck? Sure, take a photo of it and post it on the web. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Dad finds out his daughter has been pretending she's a teenager online, publicly posts pictures of her wearing a shirt with "5th grader" and her actual age of 10 years old. Someone did not think his clever plan all the way through
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(58)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Oh, thank goodness Salon has decided to tell us where Gamergate went wrong
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(63)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ugly ass collection of baby ducks
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nope.. Nope.. Nope.. The eel in the anus that has to be surgically removed is a NOPE
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(55)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: iGay
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(139)
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
Ten hours of walking in NYC as a man
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(74)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lion cubs born at Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo, looking forward to Detroit's dismantling of the Seahawks in next NFC championship game (pics)
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois teacher wrongly identifies two Jamaican students as "African American". When informed of her mistake, she decides to call them attractive and successful
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(231)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
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Harry Potter raps, drops wand, 10 points to Gryffindor
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(22)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
It seems as though somebody at Wal-Mart thought a cash safe on wheels was a good idea
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to live like a king in the land of the Scots? Here's a 16th century castle for the price of a one-bedroom flat in London
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(34)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
For sale: Cozy three bedroom, two full bathrooms, attached garage, 2,300 piece organ built into the walls
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(42)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 495: "Hallowe'en 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 29, 2014
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The most Canadian police chase ever involved a suspect "making a getaway in a red canoe"
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Selfish" Ebola nurse now irking the residents of Maine with her defiance of staying indoors
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(571)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The State Department denies it has a secret plan to import foreign Ebola patients for treatment. So secret, the Chicken Noodle News has the secret internal memo outlying a secret plan that was ultimately, and secretly, discarded
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party - Amity Hall - Booze it up with a Fark Brunch
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(10)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Quarantined "doctor" wants to use his knowledge of space and time travel to cure Ebola, defeat Army of the Twelve Monkeys
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(29)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Now it's official: IRS says Ebola is a qualified disaster
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(13)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having facial hair can be beneficial for your health
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(63)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cocaine? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think
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(32)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out... but leave my dog alone
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SE Wisconsin Fark Party w/ BACON November 29, 2014
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
High school cheerleaders accused of making 'N' sign, chanting "N***a nation" at game. Parents outraged, but Duke professor says it's "actually kind of creative"
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(73)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A metal fragment located in 1991 in in the southwestern Pacific republic of Kiribati has been confirmed as part of Amelia Earhart's doomed plane
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(66)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sitting guy
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man shot with sword. Never bring a sword to a sword-that-shoots fight
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(67)
 
(Zimbio)
 
 
 
Ten "Too Soon" Halloween Costumes You Should Avoid. Also known as "What Everybody Will Be Wearing Halloween Night"
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(120)
 
(Some Chemist)
 
 
 
Quick--what color is the blood of a penis worm? Penis worm
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lysol: Kills 99% of Ebola on contact
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(87)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
School police officer charged with "official oppression," which is a fancy way of saying he would pull drivers over and ask to smell their feet
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(50)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
7 million voters may be excluded from the rolls on election day because their names all look the same to me
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(232)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I want my face to be clean-shaven... but I really want a beard... eureka
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(89)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach frying pan
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(17)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA warns the public not to take any of the awesome, cool, totally neato to have, and really worth big money on eBay debris from the Antares rocket that may wash up onshore
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(180)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police officer finds $120,000 and confiscates it as drug money. Just kidding, he returned it to the owner
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(40)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Manuel Noriega's lawsuit claiming Call of Duty unlawfully used his likeness thrown out of court after Activision successfully argues its character wasn't Noriega, just some guy whose face caught fire before it was put out with a golf shoe
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(41)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey: great for your holiday party, great for winterizing your car
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Widower dining alone with a photo of his dead wife at an In-N-Out Burger will cause your heart to shatter into a million pieces today
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(170)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thief armed only with her own breasts squirts milk at pharmacy workers, makes off with $127
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(73)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta business owners would really appreciate it if MARTA would reopen their restrooms, because they're getting tired of people peeing on their showroom floors and overdosing in their restrooms
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Missing Broncos fan found safe, had "had his fill of football," and was not, in fact, the dead man outside of the stadium
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman walks--Hey, how you doin'...Woman walks aro--'sup darlin'...Woman walks around New--Hey baby, you lookin fine...Woman walks around New York with a GoPro--Daayum. Just watch
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Hartford Courant obfervef itf 250th anniverfary to-day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A father of eight explains why he hasn't saved a penny for his kids' college education
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
While other states have dealt with possible Ebola exposure as if they might have actually seen a Zombie movie before, Vermont stashes their patient zero in a remote farmhouse somewhere. This should end well
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked turtles so I put a turtle pendant inside your turtle
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Costco CEO: "Our employees work especially hard during the holiday season and we simply believe that they deserve the opportunity to spend Thanksgiving with their families"
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(277)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nigerian man who died at European international airport downgraded from fatal Ebola victim to fatally unlucky drug mule
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Papa John's founder attends funeral for slain employee, offers to pay funeral expenses if Obamacare hasn't yet made him too poor
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(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona high school defends its nickname of the Redskins. Apparently it isn't referring to Native Americans, but rather what happens to residents who go outside for five minutes without sunscreen
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Mud slide in Sri Lanka that kills 10 (with more than than 250 still missing) leaves the rest if the world thinking the same thing: Why would anyone live in Sri Lanka?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Las Vegas FBI engineered an internet outage so they could send in agents disguised as repairmen to gather evidence. My god, Comcast makes sense now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Okay who's the lame and limp baker who thought of baking Peppa Pig biscuits that look like flaccid genitals?
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(45)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
When planning an armed robbery best practice is probably not to stand under a HD security camera BEFORE you cover your face
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News explores the alcoholic habits of American Presidents. George Washington was a beer man and Warren Harding carried a fifth of whiskey to the golf course during Prohibition
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The people who thought that the man who just decapitated a woman and kicked her head down the street before jumping in front of a train was just a Halloween prank didn't know he was having a 'Ta Da' moment
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(42)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you love corn -- and who doesn't? -- you owe it to yourself to pop in and visit the Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
The good news: Plastic surgery uses lasers to remove testicular wrinkling. The bad news: You will now truly be sporting the youthful genitals of a two-year-old
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(120)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America is now officially bored with Ebola and doesn't want to hear any more stories about it
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this victory pump
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You can now buy a do-it-yourself at-home colon cancer test. This could be quite the hit after the third bottle of wine is cracked open at your next dinner party
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out an ankle cyst was having Kim Jong Un removed, according to South Korean intelligence
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes, you can be arrested for possessing a ninja throwing star, and subby's nomination for Mugshot of the Week is included in this article
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(87)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago's police union opposes the release of misconduct records because of course they do
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(148)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Has anybody thought about how are we going to properly dispose of all the Ebola medical waste lying around the country?
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(136)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
The problem with arresting a zombie for a DWI is that she quickly reanimates and then you have to pull her over again
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(21)
 
(KCET Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Some of them I remember ran as high as 20% infested and this worm would be an inch and a half long; this tremendous creature. And they'd just grind them up and make tomato sauce out of them"
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(63)
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
The ACLU sues Tennessee, because parents should be allowed to name their snowflakes things like Maddisynn Alexxxys TotalFark
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(140)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It is not effective to quarantine people coming to the United States from West Africa. Except every single one of our troops being deployed there
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(96)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
We finally know why James Bond is such a good spy. The NSA lets the Brits tap into its data even when they don't have a warrant
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Darling, if you love me, you'll let me have sex with another five women. My life may very well depend on it
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(81)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The people of Lucas, Kansas are on the edge of their seats as they wait to hear if their public restroom has won best in the nation
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