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Sun December 17, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Star Wars Spoilers Reminder: A reminder about spoilers. Spoiler alert: they're not cool
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(AP News)
 
 
 
As China ratchets up its anti-terror campaign, thousands of Muslims disappear without trial. Jeff Sessions seen sitting atop his enchanted tree, taking notes
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Hello, 911? Yeah, I'm stuck in a chimney. Well, it's not my chimney. Um, can we not go into that? Also, please don't send the cops
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If you spend $150 on a website promising "reindeer food," "snow from the North Pole," and a "real letter from Santa for your child," why are you shocked to learn you've been duped?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Seattle flight T-311, taxi to runway 2 left, and await further instructions, over." "Roger, tower, T-311 taxiing to 2 left, approaching final takeoff position HOLY SH*T WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hoboken Police Chief live tweets SantaCon arrests
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump administration expands their 1984-inspired thought control strategy, gives multiple Heath and Human Services divisions instructions on replacing ungood words with designated politically-correct newspeak terms
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
AL.com achieves the impossible and somehow comes up with a ranking of "The Ten Most Redneck Counties in Alabama"
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Sat December 16, 2017
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Another nation full of those evil Democratic Socialists has voted to treat drug addiction as a medical issue instead of a crime. Won't somebody think of the prisons?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Principal photography wraps up at Queens high school
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Streetlight has U.S. military baffled
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Stoners explain why they prefer crappy weed (shake). Because they're stoners?
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(Retronaut)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Demon photoshoot
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona state senator proposes bill to outlaw the advocacy of legalizing marijuana on billboards in the state
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boy, 14, empties mom's bank account playing FIFA on Playstation. That kid deserves a good, swift kick
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
We're pretty laid back here
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Over the last 100 years, the most popular boy's name in America have been James, John, and Robert. The 100th most popular name is Logan. Milo still begging to get noticed
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these baby-pushers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
70 years ago, this is how Scotch was distilled and bottled
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Yee-haw, let's go tree huntin'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's not a speed bump - THIS is a speed bump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cell phones, which were considered dangerous, then safe to use, are once again dangerous according to state that puts carcinogenic labels on everything
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Detroit...
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Younglings, if you suck at dating, the problem is not you. It's evolution. ..and the fact that you have no communication skills
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(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Sorry, mayor. Can't give you the keys to the mayor's office. Maybe you should have thought about that before being black
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(DW)
 
 
 
Now that's what I call pennies from heaven
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Salvation Army has received far less donations than they normally do. Guess people aren't living in Generous City anymore
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this FABULOUS hair
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(Independent)
 
Weeners
 
BBC embarrassed after airing footage of man at concert waving a BBC in the air (not safe for work)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yeah, humans are gross on the Internets. REALLY gross. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Eye see it's time for Caturday
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Take a break from your troubles and stress and enjoy the winners of the 2017 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
They are called the GREEN Berets for a reason
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
See with your eyes not your ha... Oh
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"County commissioner accused of sexual harassment was previously investigated for spanking female students while he was a high school club adviser"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like you women were wrong. Reports of sexual harrassment at Fox News were "nonsense" according to Rupert Murdoch. It was just some flirting
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Shouldn't tap that
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
And your mom wasn't mentioned once
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
City transit systems channel Douglas Adams, say they love the sound of missed safety deadlines as they go whooshing by
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy doesn't like that his girlfriend is a stripper so he. A) Helps her find a new job. B) Offers to pay her way. C) Torches the club she works for
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