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Thu June 22, 2017
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boys at stuffy British school told dress code forbids shorts, and if it's too hot they can wear skirts like the girls. Boys: challenge accepted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beware of 6.8 California earthquake that happened in 1925 says humorous joke-playing computer to numerous news organizations across the land. Skynet's a real prankster
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iraqi-American Christians can't fathom why they're being deported. "I voted for Trump, I don't think he's a bad guy"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Military planes are designed with the threat of small arms fire in mind, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to shoot at them
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"The Utah State Legislature is taking a sober look at the end of 3.2 beer"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"I can keep you safe." Gut-wrenching video of toddler trying to comfort her mother moments after Philando Castile shooting
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police bust golf cart chop shop, because if you're going to start a crime ring, you might as well start small and stupid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Electric guitar sales have gotten bad - really, really bad
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Cop who shot and killed 15-year-old Jordan Edwards now faces assault charges for pulling his gun on a fellow driver
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy jumper
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man discovers that getting his 10th DUI doesn't result in a card for a free drink. Also, damn, that's a hard 6 years
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Today's mantra for meditation: "Glug, glug, glug"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald sailors may have been forced to seal watertight doors -- along with the fates of several trapped sailors -- to save the ship
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tennis legend's '5 second' romp with model in a hotel cost him $25m. You don't even want to think about the hourly rate
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
All these dogs are good dogs. All these photographs are award winning photographs
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(Some Flower Child)
 
 
 
Pro tip - Wait for the LSD to wear off before listing your house for sale
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The cost estimates for restarting F-22 production are finally here, and just like the F-22, you can't see them
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
11 year old boy goes missing. Police and new crews fan out with the local TV station news helicopter, only to find that he's a fan of The Drifters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half human, half sheep, all Nope
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby to host seminars on sexual assault. Cocktails to follow
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a 7 year old boy who can't even hit the toilet bowl somehow manages to urinate on his neighbor's grill from the roof of his house, ruining his steaks
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Which refreshing drinks do you reach for when trying to beat the heat? List to the left has tasty suggestions that are alcohol free so you can add whatevdafuq you like. Let's face it. No one tells Farkers the right booze to drink
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder that heroin and meth are not medically approved substitutes for epidurals when giving birth
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(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
88-year-old man tells police 1-eyed woman stole his wallet after oral sex
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford rabbi, accused of impregnating teen, to face judge. Man, I don't remember that sitcom being this edgy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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(Some Expired Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smart parking meter
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Injecting your baby mama with cyanide in her driveway in front of a surveillance camera is no way to settle a custody dispute
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Get bitten by a tick? Well looks like you won't be eating any delicious meat anymore. SPOON
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In Oklahoma the law prohibits sex offenders from living near schools or public grounds, but it does not stop convicts from living next door to their victims. Read. That. Again. very. Slowly
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
PI man who died in shootout fell in with wrong crowd, according to sister who thinks a single Bengal tiger constitutes a "crowd"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman shorted of one chicken nugget
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman in bikini contest in high heels and you already clicked the link
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian airport has formal bribe system to bypass security but only for pesto. Way to shake off stereotypes Italy
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Marijuana legalization may lead to more car crashes, study finds, possibly because it's hard to drive when your entire car is filled with a roiling cloudbank of smoke
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's list of the 100 greatest metal albums of all time is ... actually pretty damn spot-on. Way to go, guys
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swimmers warned over aggressive beaver
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Highway department installs massive zipper to open and close traffic lanes, threaten wienermobiles
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Some fan just stopped traffic to take a selfie with Dwayne Johnson...and The Rock was as awesome as ever
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(Some Child Thinking Guy)
 
 
 
"Toy Safety" group yet again breathlessly reports that everything in the world will kill your children
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons abandons trademark application for 'Devil Horns' gesture, even though KISS invented devil horns, trademarks, and applications among nearly everything else
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An inside look at the secret government bunkers that will keep Donald Trump alive while you perish in the Armageddon he unleashes upon the world
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police department looking to the internet for names for their new K-9 dogs. I'm sure we can come up with a few ideas here
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you like black coffee, radishes, celery, tonic water or other bitter substances, yooooooouuu might be a psychopath
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Full text of Senate GOP healthcare/population control bill released
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Screaming man chases brazen thief and pins him down until police arrive. The 5-year-old thief is released on his own recognizance, but the man will be spending time in State Daycare
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
1 in 10 Canadians admit to having sex in a canoe - which is substantially more to those who admit to enjoying 'merikun beer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army spent tens of millions of dollars buying the most expensive camouflage for the Afghan Army. Go ahead and guess what the problem is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Residents of luxury apartments being used to rehome Grenfell Tower survivors try to express their objections without sounding like elitist, poor-hating asshats, with varying degrees of success
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French Instagram fitness model killed in whipped cream mishap
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this field of view
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Columnist believes Illinois should be divided up and given to neighboring states. Unlikely tag is for Wisconsin wanting to take possession of Chicago, its sports fans and its drivers
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian soldier sets new world record with a successful sniper shot at 2.1 miles. Proud Canadian army considers authorizing purchase of a second gun in celebration
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Four Greenlanders washed out to sea in freak tsunami
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Car burglar doesn't exactly get caught with his pants down...but that oughta hurt
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese: The Best Bar in America
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your doggo wants to know who's a good pupper
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bad: fentanyl overdoses are climbing in Canada. Fark: a quarter of all donated organs in BC came OD victims
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Home Depot sued for lying about the size of its wood. Men everywhere wait nervously for verdict
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Doritos' new "Spicy Loco Hit and Run" flavor not a fan with police, Doritos truck drivers
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
White Privilege Club Member Uses BMW Trying to Run Over Health Care Protesters Staging Die-In. Fark: On BMW Donorcycle
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(LiveLeak)
 
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Things I would not put in my mouth for 500, Alex
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 633: "Noir 2: Prints of Darkness". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Owner saves dog from getting bitten by a rattlesnake. Owner takes the bite instead. Your dog wants you to order a steak for that owner
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Which classic childhood movies did you miss out on? Which ones scarred you for life? LGT some WTELF movie moments
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(Lego)
 
 
 
LEGO continues partnership with WWF to help prevent climate change, chair shots
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(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: If you lost a goose that was wearing a red thong, the RSPCA would like a word with you
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
One thousand naked Aussie swimmers plunge into freezing waters on the shortest day of the year. Bonus: It's called Dark Mofo. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welp, that's enough internet for the day (shudders)
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Five nuclear facility workers, accidentally exposed to radiation two weeks ago, found to have plutonium and americium traces in their urine. What a pisser
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sometimes "breaking news" means the news is breaking
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
F*ckery of the first degree
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady and her piano
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The morning pint: another London mainstay circles the drain
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stabbing reported at Bishop Airport, possibly after they pushed him into doing that crazy alien knife trick again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school valedictorian gives the graduation speech we all wish we gave
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New York's MTA off to a rocky start with new driverless bus experiment
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Wanna play darts? No. Pool? No. Oh, I know what we can do: drink and throw axes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman who intentionally let a snake bite her toddler has learned her valuable lesson: to not put video of it up on Facebook
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Be smart and stay safe to all the Gulf Coast Farkers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can get all sorts of shady deals from strangers in parking lots: someone selling speakers out of a van, cheap steaks from a suspicious truck, Florida women trying to give away toddlers
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy and his moon
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dwight Howard hosts a Twitter Q and A about various NBA trade rumors. Guess what happens to him five minutes later
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
It's 106 miles to Myrtle Beach we've got a full tank of gas, pot, cocaine, liquor, 50 liters of beer, $3,600, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado just legalized texting while driving, as long as you're not driving in "a careless or imprudent manner"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NATO to Russia: Don't f*ck with us, comrade. *buzzes defence minister's plane*
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All you guys who complain about websites being "broken" because you disabled Javascript, now's your time to shine
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The words "international gun smuggling scheme" and "Free library" don't often go together, unless that library straddles an international border
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Too stressed out or embarrassed to join a Yoga class? Then Beer Yoga is for you
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(TropicWx Hurricane Page)
 
 
 
Louisiana hunkers down and braces for possible closures of drive-thru daiquiri stands as Tropical Storm Cindy meanders in
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Iran has banned zumba as part of its attempt to completely cleanse the country of joy
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Subby knows a Filipina stripper who can aim, fire & reload
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." -Ernest Hemingway. Man, the best I can manage some days is sitting at a keyboard and drooling. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Otto Warmbier's family declines autopsy, possibly because they're still alive
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The most treacherous battle of World War I was one you've never heard of. It was called the Battle of the Dolomites, and it happened in the mountains of Italy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police discover that the DC baseball shooter had enough ammo stored away to sweep the series
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
All caught on dashcam: California deputies pull over wayward llama that escaped from the llama prison and beat it senseless. Just kidding, they rescue it after offering it 'verbal counseling'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Juicero not dumb enough for you? How about a $400 device that pours hot water over tea leaves?
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are breaking into a house, don't sleep there
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Mother shocked that airline strands her 17-year-old son in airport overnight. Fark: She booked him on Spirit
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Illinois comptroller: "The state can no longer function without a ...budget without severely impacting our core obligations and decimating services to the state's most in-need citizens." They haven't had a budget for 3 years
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Pun-masters duke it out in Brooklyn at the Punderdome, still can't get their lame submissions greenlit
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(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bottles
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ah the groovy Summer of Love in 1967 was the world's greatest hippyfest, but what inspired it besides all the drugs?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫The Duke, Duke, Duke... Duke is ill ♪
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Brown's family settles their lawsuit with the city of Ferguson, Missouri
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man supports and hold hands with his smoking hot wife during her trial for raping and sodomizing her middle school student. Dude needs a wake up call
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pete Puma pissed people preempt his pigouts
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mama Affluenza's bond revoked
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
9-year-old has his act together, saves his mom's life
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman rants about wanting to see a white doctor for her son. Since this was in Canada, she had to go on a six-month waiting list
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa police closer to finding man who went missing two years ago. One foot closer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Venezuela changes its name to Grand Fenwick
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