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Wed January 28, 2015
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Missing Hunter survives for days on just water, if only there was an activity he could have done to get food
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(9)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Size-22 lingerie model gets big contract. "I found out about plus-size modeling when I was 15"
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(32)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio's blizzard warning press conference fell about as flat as the snow storm itself. But, on a brighter note, his ASL interpreter guy scored big for closing with 'Jazz Hands' and a killer Shakata
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(10)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Don't drink and drone, government employee guy (some sidebar images may be Not safe for work)
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(4)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mormon church accepts the fact that when you have that many kids at least one of them is going to be gay
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(12)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
Bay Area woman cropdusts Dave & Busters, Walmart, and Costco with the measles, all in one day. Now that's dedication to one's craft
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(47)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You may have truly hit rock bottom the day police arrest you for stumbling around Walmart while wearing body armor and suffering from a two-day old gunshot wound
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(17)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Gunman opens fire at council meeting in New Hope, shot and killed by troopers for being part of a rebel alliance and a traitor
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(29)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mr. Incredible convicted of assaulting Batgirl. Is there no honor among superheroes?
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dr. Atkins, who was right, and then wrong, and then right again, is now wrong
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smartphone app calculates your flight's odds of crashing. Your mileage may vary
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(36)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
"Dead" cat is buried in owner's backyard, shows up five days later at neighbors' house, because hell, I wouldn't go back to those assholes either (Warning: Video contains graphic content)
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
The new 'Leningrad Blockade Diet': 400 grams of bread and all the water you can drink
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Black licorice is disgusting. Also deadly
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(104)
 
(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this lost herd
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(28)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yeah, sorry we shut down an entire state with our Farked up forecast
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(153)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you don't get your children vaccinated for measles, they're going to get measles
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(262)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-gay pastor is an expert on the taste of semen and semen-flavored beverages, but he insists his knowledge is all second-hand
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(164)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Five East Bay people called 911 last night to see when Facebook would be back online
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(51)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
"So I have 16 warrants right now. Lol they know where I'm at tho, so it must not be TOO bad"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy to city: "I broke my ankle during the flood, due to a submerged broken drain." City: "Here's your money... oh wait... What's this video of you trying to pull a stupid stunt while the neighbors cheer you on? Oh snap" w/vid
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(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that the 1 percent has successfully programmed an entire niche of halfwits into believing that tiny houses, pop-up rentals, and micro-lots are cool, let's all take the next logical step: an entire house reduced to a cube
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting more and more certain that the only thing that can stop them from taking the White House in 2016 is Sarah Palin. "I frankly think that her time has passed"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tourists
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm a shark, I'm a shaaaark, take my extreme closeup piiiiiiic, I'm a shark
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
There once was a flood in Nantucket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese officials probed after eating salamander meat. Surprisingly, not a euphemism
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fairfax County SWAT team raids poker game in private house being played by quiet, unarmed, non-drug-using professionals. "They could've sent a retired detective with a clipboard and gotten the same result"
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
You can't wash DNA evidence out of a car with a fire extinguisher. Not that this guy didn't try
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Massive load of dead fish dumped at Ravenhill, which is totally not how it went in The Hobbit
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
JetBlue flight turned around after officials learned of an "unspecified threat" against the plane. No word if the unspecified threat was the fact it was a JetBlue plane
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dead cat returns home days after being buried by owners. Sometimes, dead is better (Graphic images in article)
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(173)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Q: How many lawmakers does it take to change a snowplow light? A: 77
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(68)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Super Bowl ads make you fat
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds." Unless it's a lot of snow. In that case, your ValPack will be late
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana governor planning state-run news agency to publish stories before release to the media. Possible agency names include "Truth" which is English for "Pravda"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The Rent Is Too Damn High" guy is being evicted
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Yeti sighted in Boston
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Divorce happens for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes spouses grow apart. Sometimes they fall out of love. Sometimes they're possessed by a genie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sex theme park offering giant penis rides to open in Taiwan (pics)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis protest at radio station, quickly destroy their credibility by using Comic Sans
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this teamwork
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And the kinkiest city in America is
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
You might want to put down your shake weight and sit on a stack of ShamWow towels for this: Dr. Oz's magic diet pills don't seem to work
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Tech students protest as giant snow penis is demolished, say they can't just let it go
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dozens of dogs have mysteriously gone missing in a small Texan town. Your dog wants a security detail
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(Second Avenue's A Gas)
 
 
 
Cuomo orders NYC subway system to halt in anticipation of blizzard, which never comes. Empty subways run all night anyway
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(Vice)
 
 
 
One-handed fans of communal wanking in London fear not, there's a new place to go and _____
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Another day, another assault rifle in the road. Rare "AR15s falling off vehicle" trifecta in play
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It wasn't that he was fired from Target that caused my son to kill himself. It was the fact he was paraded out in handcuffs in front of his coworkers and then fired that caused him to kill himself. That's why I'm suing
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Egyptian court has moment of clarity, convicts "doctor" in death of girl after performing genital mutilation "procedure"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. study demonstrates higher risk of dementia for those taking common drugs. Also, a U.S. study demonstrates higher risk of dementia for those taking common drugs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Seattle makes aggressive move to unseat San Francisco as the Nanny State Champion of the Nation, passing law that makes it illegal to throw food out with the garbage. "We want to encourage composting"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Keep your license plate visible at all times, citizen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Yorkers prepare for the Snomapocamacsm by stocking up on milk, eggs, TP, and kale. MY GOD DON'T FORGET THE KALE
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police have finally found the one person they don't want to detain at gunpoint: The son of a New York Times Op-Ed columnist
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seven million marijuana tweets are sent every month. Oh, wow, man. It's like hash tag
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Do you have a friend who insists that you remove your shoes before entering his house? Well, he knows something you don't
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(245)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Disney to launch "Frozen"-themed Cruise Ship. No word when they begin boarding Gitmo detainees
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
U.S. to charge Bowe Bergdahl with desertion
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