To prevent students from cheating, Montreal teachers decide to strip. Strip search students, that is
Under US pressure, Hamid Karzai issued a presidential order giving women basic rights like not being prosecuted for adultery when they've been raped, and not being sold to settle debts. This week the Afghan Parliament refused to make it law
(Some Food Nut)
Fark Food Thread: Extra sticks of butter not your style? What are lighter ways to enjoy your favorites without going overboard on calories? What are some tips for having/serving tasty meals without an extra pound of guilt on the side?
Woman raises flap after parts of 747 wing fall on her house
Photoshop this train car troupe
Jesse James shockerless
I don't want to overly alarm you or anything, but they just found a Dalek lurking at the bottom of some British pond. Biding its time, just biding. Its. Time
Dear Prudie: I accidentally responded to a Craigslist personal ad using my work email. Should I run for mayor of New York?
When running from the police, a sure fire way to get caught would be c) run INTO the police headquarters building
A quick look at the breast-feeding habits of Neanderthals. And yes, we're doing it wrong
1:1 scale model LEGO X-Wing uses 5.3 million bricks, weighs 46,000 pounds. However, its S-foils do not lock into attack position. WORST. MODEL. EVER
Black honor student expelled from school and arrested for doing science is cleared of all charges and is getting a free trip to space camp from a retired astronaut
Same-sex married couples can teach straight married couples a lot - first, know how you remember every single real or imaginary mistake your spouse has ever made, and hold it over them until the end of time? Stop that
Congress passes 'Stolen Valor Act' to criminalize lying about military medals. In completely unrelated news: Subby would like to clarify a some things he might have said after a few beers in the past that could have possibly been misunderstood
If you have to steal a piece of meat because it reminds you of your dead grandmother, you might have issues. Just sayin'
Pro tip: If you are planning to shoplift make sure your pants aren't going to fall down when you're making a run for it. Wearing underwear is a good idea too, ma'am
Man accused of bestiality porn gets off on a technicality. Also, a horse, several dogs, a lemur and a pack of ferrets
You know how at the end of Silence of the Lambs, the Senator's daughter got to keep Buffalo Bill's dog? Officials in Cleveland seem to like that idea
Five TV shows that are shaping world politics. And this isn't some silly list put out by an entertainment website
How to steal the mini-bar like a boss
You've lost faith in our systems, witnessed a parade of lies and deceit. So you look for comfort, a friend in this darkest hour - a nice bowl of ice cream. There's just one problem. Ice cream is also a lie. A damnable lie
Charles Ramsey awarded free McDonalds for life, which will now be about six months
(Colo. Springs Gazette)
Newspaper investigation concludes that soldiers with injuries, PTSD, are being drummed out of the military to save money
Ginger columnist ponders a future without redheads, whose genetic mutation will soon come to a natural evolutionary end
Battle to keep people with money out of the Bronx is a success
Teabagger fired from his job for lying on Facebook. Thanks, Obama
The 'stand your ground' defense doesn't work in Louisiana if you use a scoped rifle to shoot a stranger in the head just because they're laying in your neighbor's driveway
"Hey coppers, see this AK-47? It's mine because I built it. It's totally legal. And you can not trace it what-so-ever"
Florida vigilante justice: Woman is accused of etching image of male genitalia on stranger's SUV at supermarket after SUV's driver failed to stop for pedestrians. Fark bonus: Vandal also left explanatory Post-it note on windshield
If you happen to find a tiny kangaroo hopping around northern Illinois this weekend, the DeKalb County Sheriff's Office would like to hear from you. Tag is for owner
Turns out white men aren't the most persecuted group on the planet, after all
I don't care how much you like Macklemore, "Thrift Shop" is not an appropriate request for a strip club DJ. And when they refuse, it's not a reasonable response to shoot up the place with an AK-47
Fishermen busted by DNR officials for having a few too many fish over the limit. 332 over, to be exact
Former 'Silver Spoons' star produces video series for US Army. Worse, it's not Erin Gray in a shiny jumpsuit
You mean you don't buy your designer handbags, watches and sunglasses from your butcher?
Honey, does your chicken and caustic soda taste a little odd?
Good news, everyone: Sequestration cuts to the Coast Guard will let $1 billion more worth of cocaine into the US
You have 30 minutes to move your cube
Fark Philly Up - Spend the day in Philly taunting animals and ringing bells, or meet us at night for a couple drinks. Saturday, July 20th at Oscar's. - 2 Month Countdown
Do you look like Taylor Swift? Boot to the head
Morphine: Apply directly to the wound. Morphine: Apply directly to the wound. Morphine: Apply directly to the wound
Yeah, I tested positive for THC, but can you prove I was high?
After a UK soldier is brutally massacred in Britain, CNN asks the burning question: "Are UK soldiers targets at home?" Well duh
Baltimore teachers forgot to review this study guide: books, desks and pencils are good purchases with tax money. Cruises, fancy dinners and catered lunches are not
Don't look now, but we might soon be finding a lot of the globe is unprepared for ............. carrier lost
New home sales tick up to highest in three and a half years. Especially in Oklahoma
Begun, the Anime Wars have
Spain spends $680 million on submarines. For a few dozen million more, they may even be able to surface
Amidst allegations that he smokes crack, the Mayor of Toronto has been fired. FARK: As high school football coach
You don't have to be drunk and homeless to direct buses for NJ Transit. But it helps
FBI makes arrest in Washington State ricin case. Dammit, Walter
2 FBI Agents involved in Dzhokar Tsarnaev's arrest fall from helicopter and die. Strange tag trumps Sad
Snake-handling police officer hit by his own patrol car
McDonalds drop their highest-calorie bomb ever on Japan. Too soon?
Science now says if you get a wound, you should rub dirt in it. Up next, a scientific report on the benefits of eating mud pies and how to protect yourself against the cooties epidemic
Bride whose husband is stationed overseas poses in solo wedding photos. Subby can't wait to see the solo honeymoon video
Alex Jones loses whatever remaining shred of sanity he had left, claims Oklahoma tornado was a government "false flag" operation
If any of you were taking bets on how long it would take the WBC to announce plans to picket the funerals of the children killed in the Oklahoma tornadoes, come forward and claim your pot
Chinese rice tainted with cadmium. Investigators puzzled as to how it ended up in rice instead of baby formula, dry wall, children's toys
Photoshop this tense trio
Some words are so vile, so despicable, that they cannot be uttered in a courtroom in Wisconsin
"3rd Grader Who Loved to Sing Among the OK Tornado Victims": That is one disturbed 3rd grader
First female amputee to climb Everest looks forward to final leg
Montreal mom arrested for stabbing man who attacked son says she'd do it again. Finally, an arrested mother who actually deserves mother of the year candidate
The 2013 hantavirus season officially kicks off in Arizona, EVERYBODY PANIC
Doodle 4 Google's national winner. A very compelling, very moving image from a young artist. Never knew the tubes could get quite this dusty
Standardized tests show our children isn't learning in voucher schools
AAA: expect less traffic this Memorial Day weekend
AAA: expect more traffic this Memorial Day weekend
Scientists puzzled as to why so many frogs are croaking across the USA
Tesla pays back half a billion dollar federal loan a decade before it's due
FDA objects to new sleep drug because it "impairs driving", presumably by making you sleepy
Teen wins contest by producing blandest, most sterile cursive writing imaginable
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 420: "Monochromatic Masterpieces". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
