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Tue February 07, 2012
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14 Dickens masterpieces summarized in 140 characters or less. #pleasecanihavesomemore
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mirror.co.uk
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(5)
(Some Guy)
You're not really hardcore until you tattoo your inner lip. "It will only last about three months because your lip will keep rubbing against your teeth"
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couriermail.com.au
)
(16)
Nebraska considers outlawing cheap beer, sanity
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omaha.com
)
(7)
(Some Guy)
Son, you got a panty on your head
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blogs.miaminewtimes.com
)
(12)
Thanks to angry mathematicians, Elsevier's publishing model might be about to go up in smoke
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forbes.com
)
(41)
"Police spoke to the man, who said he had just gotten out of the shower and was walking past the window. He said he did not realize there were a lot of people across the street who could see him"
(
palmbeachpost.com
)
(15)
I don't normally believe in conspiracy theories, but the Labrador retriever, the golden retriever, the dachshund, and the Chihuahua have never taken Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
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mnn.com
)
(35)
(Some rural PA town)
Stuff college kids get from vending machines: Chips, soda, gum, Plan B, candy...wait, what?
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wtae.com
)
(30)
Hyena happy to get a hug. The Sun is there
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thesun.co.uk
)
(22)
(Some Guy)
The mountain hippie's conundrum: Why is it okay to scream bloody murder whenever Walmart tries to build a store in your town, but you can't wait for the day Trader Joe's opens shop?
(
dailycamera.com
)
(61)
The man who tried to keep Challenger from launching that fateful morning has been reunited with the crew
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npr.org
)
(51)
Serial tuba thieves strike again *sad trombone*
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latimesblogs.latimes.com
)
(20)
(Some Guy)
FREE LIQUOR. Shut. Down. Everything
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wtae.com
)
(22)
(Some Guy)
Ask to play through to get around some slower players? That's an impalin' with a nine iron
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nbcdfw.com
)
(34)
(Some Guy)
This just in: Alcohol and balconies don't mix
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wjhg.com
)
(30)
Mon February 06, 2012
Bucket kicks the man
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news.com.au
)
(43)
Good News: Researchers invent vaccines to prevent heroin, cocaine, and meth addiction. Bad News: It's in Mexico
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latino.foxnews.com
)
(104)
"Institutionalizing juveniles and branding this as criminal behavior rather than dealing with it as normal behavior wrongly places juveniles in places they should not be"
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npr.org
)
(123)
A handy guide to completing a collection of the most useless, disgusting things ever created by human beings that isn't a Kardashian
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wired.com
)
(33)
(Some Guy)
It's one thing to steal a microwave, it's another to steal a microwave tower
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myvalleynews.com
)
(29)
Having seen the successes of the past decade, 49% of Americans support bombing Iran to prevent them from gaining nukes
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thehill.com
)
(250)
Photoshop this idle industrial machine
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inapcache.boston.com
)
(22)
Daredevil, who obviously has a death wish, is preparing to break the sound barrier with a leap from the edge of space from 23 miles high, not deploying his parachute until he's 5000 feet from the ground
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(175)
Amtrak to TSA: How about no
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cnn.com
)
(192)
(Some Guy)
NJ bill would require kids to stay in school until age 18, leaving those who actually graduate when they are 17 in an awkward predicament
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nbcphiladelphia.com
)
(167)
Pop quiz. A woman and baby are being washed away by a flood. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? c) pull out your smart phone and shoot the video
(
news.com.au
)
(179)
While everyone is paying attention to Iran having one of our drones, North Korea actually has several of them in its possession and is reverse-engineering them to make their own drone assault fleet
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foxnews.com
)
(92)
(wptv.com)
Honestly officer, my daughter with cerebral palsy said I could take 40 grand from her special needs account so my son and I could buy trucks
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wptv.com
)
(50)
(Some Guy)
I'm Tom Bodett, and we'll leave cocaine for ya
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wavy.com
)
(47)
(Some Guy)
Garage door openers stop working on entire block at the same time in St. Charles, Missouri. Some say street lights are to blame
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stlouis.cbslocal.com
)
(71)
Iran bank accounts in the US frozen, basically putting them at a zero balance. Those overdraft fees are gonna be murder
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newsmax.com
)
(48)
(savannah now)
When at a gun show, don't point a weapon at something you don't intend to shoot. That includes your leg
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savannahnow.com
)
(151)
(Some Girl)
Photoshop this 70's sidesaddle
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theseamericans.com
)
(24)
The rate of STDs is skyrocketing among sexually active senior citizens. Keep that in mind the next time your Nana wants to give you a kiss
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mnn.com
)
(91)
(Some CFC)
Student in trouble for using Old Spice deodorant spray flamethrower to set special ed student on fi...wait, they still have spray deodorant?
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wtsp.com
)
(116)
Randy Travis doing first-person research for a new album
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blog.chron.com
)
(46)
That 20 million year old beast slumbering in the lake under the Antarctic? Still slumbering. For now
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washingtonpost.com
)
(95)
(Some Guy)
District Attorney investigating the goddamn BAT vans
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610wiod.com
)
(30)
(Some Guy)
"The burrito's rightful owner walked up to the men and said he wanted his burrito back"
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kob.com
)
(86)
(Some Guy)
Sex Week vs. True Love Week, otherwise known as the loose free for all's against the prudes sparks debate on Yale campus
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nbcconnecticut.com
)
(119)
Red Rover, Red Rover, let your Sikorsky S-76 come over
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news.yahoo.com
)
(31)
(Some Guy)
Restaurant owner faces $5,000 judgment for starting gay rumor about customer
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wisconsingazette.com
)
(120)
Madagascar lemurs practicing the martial arts? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(38)
You know your ex is a committed stalker if he wants to win back your heart by kidnapping you using a plan that's so detailed it's 23 pages long, has maps and photos and even a code name: "Operation Stitches"
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palmbeachpost.com
)
(111)
Police arrest a woman who smelled like alcohol and kept trying to take off her clothes like it's a bad thing
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ajc.com
)
(47)
(Some Guy)
Be on the lookout for the missing Department of Corrections offenders; all 30,000 of them
(
610wiod.com
)
(24)
Infected cruise ship pulls out of port after being cleaned. Personally, I blame the infection on bad seamen
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sun-sentinel.com
)
(21)
(Some Cokehead)
Protip: Ditch your coke *before* repeatedly dialing 9-1-1 for your chest pains
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wtsp.com
)
(19)
FACT: Egyptian kidnappers are better hosts than most of your friends
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shortlist.com
)
(53)
76 year-old woman launched into a stream after losing control of her snowmobile. According to reports, she may have hurt her wrist. Go Granny
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unionleader.com
)
(26)
(Some Guy)
"I only called that black student 'Chocolate Boy' on hidden camera, while pointing at him because I was handing out candies." Necco, please
(
610wiod.com
)
(162)
Mushroom-picking family lost for six days in forest describes their balls-tripping ordeal
(
news.com.au
)
(101)
It's the age-old story - man gets stuck in elevator, man gets rescued by fireman and taken into adjoining elevator, man and fireman get stuck in second elevator
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chicagotribune.com
)
(37)
"We always get drunk together," says a) a college student about his best friend, b) a bride-to-be about her maid of honor, or c) a mother about her 11-year-old son?
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(47)
Academic experts release 200 page paper showing that online dating doesn't always go well
(
washingtonpost.com
)
(285)
Man busted for mooning on trolley. King Friday the XIII frowns upon these shenanigans
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weblogs.sun-sentinel.com
)
(28)
(Brown from the Sun)
Photoshop these two men and their Munsters
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s3.amazonaws.com
)
(31)
Three-year-old defeats claw machine, shares his victory with everyone else at the arcade
(
news.com.au
)
(104)
Paging Dr. Zaius to the Denver Zoo
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denverpost.com
)
(48)
LEVEL 1 EMERGENCY: Japan's 59% of female respondents aged 16 to 19 said they were uninterested in or averse to sex, a near 12% increase since 2008
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huffingtonpost.com
)
(532)
What movie quote or song lyric best describes you?
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en.wikipedia.org
)
(552)
Elderly South Dakota man, driving in fog, accidentally escapes to Minnesota
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startribune.com
)
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