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Bar will host "Smallest Penis Contest" ... and since it will be held in New York, competition is expected to be stiff |
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Woman walking near the Arrivals section of the Fort Lauderdale Airport unexpectedly departs by bus |
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Photoshop this banged up big ball |
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Saint Louis Fark Party, June 1 - Get drunk and climb on stuff, two week countdown |
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"Oops The 5 greatest scientific blunders." From someone who apparently doesn't understand how science works |
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Thief and suspected foodie turns himself in. Reason: "I want to eat the tasty food Nagata Precinct serves prisoners in its holding cells" |
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Photoshop this careful crossing |
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Prague trains will soon offer cars geared exclusively toward singles seeking relationships. Officials suspect the caboose will usually end up being packed |
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Gigantic pile of coke discovered in Detroit. Why is this news? Well, by "gigantic," the story means "an entire city block" |
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1 In 5 US children may have a mental disorder. In other news, Total Fark membership may be expected to multiply |
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Now that the American economy has been reignited, Wal-Mart is losing customers left and right. This is bad news... for no one, really |
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Greek restaurant shut down after inspector notices some of the food still gyrating under its own power |
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Indisputable PROOF that there is no God. Where's your G...Oh, nevermind |
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90% of the world's known glitter supply is in Malmö as acts from 26 countries put their kitschiest feet forward. Who will get the coveted "douze points"? Your 2013 Eurovision Song Contest thread. This year certified 100% Jedward-free |
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College student fakes his own kidnapping in order to avoid telling his parents that he's failing a class, fails to think his cunning plan all the way through |
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We are extremely diverse and want to include everybody, except white heterosexual males |
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How we will know if we won the "Afghan Conflict". Step 1, Mission Creep. Step 2, Rename it a "Conflict" instead of bounty hunt for al Queda. Step 3, let the Afghans have Afghanistan |
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Dam you're tall |
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Write a parking ticket for a widower sitting behind the hearse carrying his wife? You'd better believe that's an ass kicking |
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Florida implements system to allow Florida citizens to call each other terrorists |
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Explosion on the moon visible from Earth. North Korea scrambling to take credit |
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Pink Barbie-themed tourist trap objectifies woman, says topless female protestor as she sets fire to a crucified Barbie doll. Subby wants a topless female protestor-themed tourist trap |
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Man pleads guilty to being naked in public, despite the fact he was clearly wearing a blonde wig, pink gloves, pink shoes and was covered in hair removal cream |
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Photoshop these tenacious trainees |
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Boy who experts said would never be able to read has an I.Q. of 189. SCIENCE MARCHES ON |
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Liberté, égalité, fraternité |
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Cats with lion hats on their heads are all the Internet rage for this week's Caturday |
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North Korea launches three missiles into the Sea of Japan, declares victory over water |
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Gay rights march in Georgia turns violent after priests lead mob against protesters |
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Twenty-one reasons why Ira Glass is the most perfect man alive |
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People give the craziest excuses just to stay home from work, but a study of 1,000 workers and 1,000 bosses have brought out some real doozies |
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It's a good idea not to get embalmed. Ya know... just in case you want to wake up in the middle of your own funeral |
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Building a fake cemetery to keep the homeless from sleeping on your property? BRILLIANT |
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Kitten survives 30-minute cycle in washing machine, emerges agitated, but fluffy and soft in time for Caturday |
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China finds yet another way to surpass America |
