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Sun November 23, 2014
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heavy load
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(20)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Seattle mayor pardons tofurkey for Thanksgiving. Suck it, hungry people
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British reindeer forced to keep holiday schedule a secret to stay one step ahead of animal-rights activists
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(11)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Your attention, please: Delta flight 209 non-stop from Portland now arriving at Gate seven...Gate eight...Gate nine...Gate ten...Gate eleven...Gate twelve...Gate off the runway
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(38)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Happy Danksgiving
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
City threatens to take away and dispose of a child's service dog, because pit bull
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(70)
 
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
RIP old school farker HarryCanyon...we'll miss you
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chiraq's weekend gun violence is showing signs of abating with only 3 dead and 11 wounded
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
E-cigarettes can give your computer cancer
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(39)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Activism is being killed by irony
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this addictive item
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(27)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Here is a political cartoon so ironic, the ironic tag doesn't do it justice," so sayeth the Fail tag
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arthur the stray dog gets a meatball from a member of a Swedish adventure racing team getting ready to start a 430-mile race through the Amazon rainforest, decides he wants to go along with his new friends and makes it extra dusty in here
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hookers, drugs and guns in Pokerville CA. What, no gambling or alcohol? What this world coming to? Silly hillbillies
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(beforeitsnews.com)
 
 
 
Finally an economic recovery plan for Chicago everyone can get behind is planned for 2015. Everyone should expect glowing reviews
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(34)
 
(Smells like fish)
 
 
 
New England fisherman try to rebrand the dogfish, now known as rock salmon in the UK and saumonette in France. Come on Fark, we can do better than that
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(84)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A fish to haunt your nightmares, especially for what happens to the male
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(47)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
"They thought I was crazy for spending $200 on a free-range turkey for Thanksgiving. But they all demanded leftovers." That's a lot of money for something you can get for $25 at a Wal-Mart
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(131)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Being one in two million is unique and special ... unless you happen to have a cancer so rare most oncologists will never see it in their lifetime
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is just sad
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(74)
 
(Nylon Guys)
 
 
 
These geniuses have come up with a way to have beer for breakfast
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SAS troops use 4-wheelers in desert fight against ISIS. Not a repeat from 1966 - wait, actually it is
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(75)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear officer: At stop light, I saw driver behind me drinking straight from bottle of Crown Royal. Should I have followed him or called 911? Should I have recorded his license plate for later? And what's his Fark handle?
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(146)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
1914 watercolor by A. Hitler brings a surprising $200,000. Auction house admits they did Nazi that one coming
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Come visit the Roman Colosseum to see the dedicated senate seating areas, the subterranean network of tunnels and cages, the K chiseled into the wall by a Russian tourist
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Ugly" Christmas tree sparks outcry for its removal. City counselors Brown and Van Pelt ask people to give the tree a chance and remember what Christmas really means
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(56)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tongue sticker-outer
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(34)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
$1,500 worth of gum stolen. Police seek to question Bazooka Joe
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(27)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
If you've got bongs, crack pipes, and marijuana plants in your living room and manage to lock yourself out of your apartment, it's probably best not to call 911 for help
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man comes up with 100 uses for his ex-wife's wedding dress, each one more vengeful and distasteful than than the last
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(90)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested for punching a police horse, being only a pawn in the game of life
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(45)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Wonder who set him up this time? Marion Barry dead at 78
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
No Santa's grotto this year 'cause it's too grotty, says shopping centre. For shame, shabby Santa, for shame
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Squirrel cuts power to 2,000 Cupertino residents, offers to turn it back on for a ransom of 1 million small unmarked nuts
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Sat November 22, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police are kindly asking anyone who has received a package from Myron May who shot up Florida State University's library, to leave it unopened and alert authorities right away
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Kidnapping, attempted murder, and a naked guy falling through the ceiling of the women's bathroom. Welcome to Saturday morning at the airport
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(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
Looking for the marijauna dispensary? Take a left at the stone wall, walk half a mile through the woods, hang a right at the swamp, wade 200 feet, and there it would be if anybody could get a permit to fill wetlands
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unsuspecting bandits in Guinea possibly qualify for Darwin awards
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coyotes? In Chicago? It's more likely than you think
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
InstaShootout
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, will stay me from the swift completion of my meth delivery
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(4)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Attention, consumers: Dave Barry's 2014 Holiday Gift Guide is finally here for your enjoyment
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(27)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Funeral Home says "fark it," cuts off transgender woman's hair, dresses her and presents her as a man in an open casket
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Community passes a new tax to save the local library. Township: "Great, that's just enough for us to start charging rent"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SE Wisconsin Fark Party w/ BACON November 29, 2014
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painting of a man painting a painting of his house
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman goes on hunger strike until city repeals its law forbidding homeless from eating in a park. And, much like the city's homeless, no one has given her any attention
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Tim Giardina was a 3-star Admiral in the US Navy. He was also put in charge of the U.S. Nuclear Arsenal on land, sea, and air. The powers of Armageddon itself were placed in his trust. But he was too busy forging casino chips to care about all that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Every man: "I totally believe it". Every woman: "Riiiiiiight"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK Party - New Orleans
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferguson grand jury decides to: A) Indict B) No Bill C) Not fark up Thanksgiving and Black Friday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this accomplished mission
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(18)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
6.8 mag quake strikes Japan. And so it goes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well THAT article really bummed me out
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(93)
 
(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
Police officers demand chief be fired because he told them to back away from suicidal man rather than use him for target practice
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(96)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Family loses everything in fire at Joe's Garage. Fire blamed on band playing with a cheesy amp and a second-hand Stratocaster with a whammy bar
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When cutting through sheet rock to steal a Mosque's donation box, don't wear a hat with your name on it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"It's been fifty years since JFK was assassinated. We must re-investigate the crime," claims journalist who somehow has missed the past fifty years of investigations
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bus driver: "He came out of nowhere, like somebody just beamed him down." This defense only works if the deceased was wearing a red shirt
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gym teacher drags teen girl into the pool after she refuses to swim ... because she just had her hair done. Tag is for everyone involved
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(373)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Every tinfoil maker in the world should pitch in to pay this guy a pension
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dirty commies
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(19)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
How can this little unwanted moggy also be the rarest cat in all of Scotland? It's because he's a MALE tortoiseshell. Give a Caturday welcome to twelve-week-old Harry, who has defied genetics by being one of the few toms in the world to have tortoiseshell colors
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Arizona 'pregnant man' charged with stalking estranged wife." No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The United States of Alcohol. What is the booziest state is America?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, no one thought it was odd that Gantz would clock out from the warehouse everyday with a stack of surplus combat helmets on his head
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your breakfast gets interrupted by total bollocks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sales of beard nets soar as marginally-employable hipsters increasingly enter the food service industry
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