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Tue May 30, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 America's most misspelled words broken up by state and ... yup. Y'all dumb
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
  
 
 If you're going to shoot up a gas station with a cop nearby, you'd better leave some epic mugshot goodness (with epic mugshot goodness)
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(TwinCities.com)
 
  
 
 Good: Hanging out on your boat watching Memorial Day fireworks show. Bad: Your boat is the fireworks show
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(Chicago Trib)
 
  
 
 Best Korea appears to be at war with individual Sea of Japan urchins, not Sea of Japan as previously thought
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Instead of office chair, package contained bear cub. Would not buy again
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(ABC News)
 
  
 
 BINGO
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
  
 
 Man is on mission to cut grass for those in need in all 50 states. Might have to shovel first in Alaska
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: When Farkers come together
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(National Geographic)
 
  
 
 Grab your rackets: it's tennis match time, Photoshop style
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Russians march in blackface while carrying bananas because that's so darned hilarious to idiots
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(The Drive)
 
  
 
 New UAE artillery truck looks like it was designed by Donald Trump. Soldier feedback shows significant support for the shag carpeting, "La Cucaracha" horn, and separate dome for quarreling colleagues
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Is storing a crate of live WW2 grenades you bought at a flea market in your garage covered under your homeowner's insurance when they explode? This guy is about to find out
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(SacBee)
 
  
 
 Mary Kay Letourneau is separating from her student husband. Those second grader/teacher marriages rarely last
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(STLToday)
 
  
 
 St Louis police needed a way to pay for new weapons so selling off their Tommy Gun arsenal was the obvious move
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
  
 
 Three shot at wake that turned into block party. Apparently, this is how party season starts
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(Bored Panda)
 
  
 
 Someone in Bulgaria is putting googly eyes on broken street objects
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(Jalopnik)
 
  
 
 Things that happened when you weren't looking: gas prices went up, the cat threw up in your slippers, U.S. Marines invaded Syria
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(I Heart Radio)
 
  
 
 Lazy, drunk and unable to get back on your air mattress or even out of the creek is no way to go through life son. Um, I mean 54 year old man
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(The Consumerist)
 
  
 
 Hormel is worried that people will confuse 'black label' beggin' strips with their 'black label' bacon. Even though beggin' strips aren't refrigerated and have a cartoon dog on the packaging
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(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 Statue of a urinating dog placed next to 'Fearless Girl' statue. Statue of noisy vacuum cleaner expected to be placed next to dog soon
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(Florida Today)
 
  
 
 It's always nerve-wracking when someone new moves into the neighborhood, especially if they drive tanks
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this brooding portrait
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Could artificial intelligence lead to world peace? I'm not sure, but the phrase 'Klaato Barada Nikto' comes to mind for some reason
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(Rare.us)
 
  
 
 Man walks onto property, unplugs bounce house during birthday party trapping children inside, walks away. Yep, Florida
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(Toronto Star)
 
  
 
 Border Agent: "Welcome to the United States of America, Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Can I have your cellphone password please?" Canadian: "F*ck off." *U-turn*
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(Gay Star News)
 
  
 
 Have you ever wondered why lesbians exist? Of course you haven't, that's just a stupid question. Yet, it has an answer
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(WABI Bangor)
 
  
 
 Dollar Tree store robbed. Second burglary in as many days on Stillwater Ave. in BANGOR. (There ya go, Farkers who like to mispronounce 'Bangor'). Police say "It is unknown if he made off with any money." I'm guessing 10 bucks
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Australia proposes denying passports to convicted child sex offenders. If only there were some other island that they could dump these criminals on
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Not News: yet another City considers removing its public statutes to Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee. News: and one honoring Justice Roger Taney, the author or the Dredd Scott decision. Fark: Baltimore, MD which was always part of the Union
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(KING 5 News)
 
  
 
 Marijuana store and craft brewery to open in same building, henceforth to be known as Fark's West Coast Headquarters
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(Jalopnik)
 
  
 
 The U.S. will attempt to intercept an ICBM for the first time ever. Based on prior success ratio, however, you're still better off getting that vault jumpsuit on and charging up your Pip-Boy
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(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Starting WWIII? Simpsons did it
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(Pink News UK)
 
  
 
 New study claims eating too many chicken nuggets can make you A: Fat? B: Prone to heart disease? or C: Gay?
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(Chron)
 
  
 
 Harley dealership has a Bikini Bike Wash for Memorial Day. You know, to remember the fallen. However, there are 27 pics and a short video
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 The U.S. Army, who alone developed and tested the Zika vaccine, is about to grant an exclusive license for it to a major pharmaceutical company. Taxpayers: What if they raise the price to an unaffordable level? Army: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(The Vintage News)
 
  
 
 Crusades-era hand grenade found in Israel. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu -
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(Good News Network)
 
  
 
 "Firm Hires Office Cats To Reduce Workplace Stress," productivity
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this Chinese streetlight
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(Outside Online)
 
  
 
 First it was razor blades. Then it was Tide. Now it's nuts. Fark: Nut Theft Task Force
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
  
 
 While you sit in a cubicle illuminated by oddly-crackling fluorescent lights, there's a man out there right now who makes a living by diving into the frigid waters of the Bering Sea searching for ancient ivory on the seabed floor forgotten by time
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(Dallas News)
 
  
 
 Here's a nice, dusty story to cap off this holiday weekend: No one shows up for 8-year-old boy's birthday party, so mom asks local cops if one can come say happy birthday. The entire police force plus firefighters converge to make his day
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 How to cook a gator, self-medicating Bill Cosby, and a lasting peach: these are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-21 to Sat 2017-05-27
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
  
 
 Lab-created moths with a 'self-destruct' gene are set to be released onto U.S. farmland. What could go wrong?
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Fallen Navy parachutist remembered as 'angel on earth'
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Portland may be weird and quirky, but it's not as liberal as many people think, and it's also kind of racist
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(Oregon Live)
 
  
 
 "Tell everyone on this train I love them." Why, there are no onions here, what are you talking about?
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 By all means, proceed
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(BBC-US)
 
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 Manuel Noriega takes off his Panama hat
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 If you don't read any other Memorial Day essays today, read this one. It's important
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(CBS Chicago)
 
  
 
 Joliet Prison ablaze. Persons of interest last seen in an old police car with a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and wearing sunglasses
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