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Sat February 17, 2018
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Savior of the Universe
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The owner of the gun shop the school shooter used, distraught over "the tremendous sense of responsibility in this situation," closes up business
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
13 killed, 15 injured after 7.2 earthquake in southern Mexico ... correction ... 13 killed, 15 injured after helicopter falls on them after surviving a 7.2 earthquake in southern Mexico
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
To find out why Montanans dress in layers, visit the little town of Fort Belknap--where temperatures went from -37 to 45 above in one day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fruit fighter
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Mother has daughter baptized. Father finds out on Facebook. Mother goes to jail?
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona looking to spend almost $180,000 on signs to tell slow drivers to stay out of the left lane, because no one knows what the word "limit" in speed limit means
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
RIP Polio, 4000 BC - 2018 AD
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Subby's hometown doesn't appreciate art, police force artist to destroy work
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
"Bloody, drunk and chronically naked" yep, sounds like someone was the highlight of the overnight ER shift
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
School District will not comment on student's suicide that they can't say was suicide other than to say that suicide was definitely not the result of bullying
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally a robot that subby wouldn't mind having his job taken over by: The beerbot
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists fear the 'Ring of Fire' has been lit because of increased seismic activity over the last few weeks, await the 'Big One' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Set)
 
 
 
Photoshop something on this stage
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Cowabunga. This Polish crack-cow is an udderly awe-inspiring example of sticking it to da man and a role model for all of her kine
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, you're crying
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stay tuned for the newest Olympic sport premiering this Caturday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guess which state the Russian bot factory worked on the most
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Alert American Airlines employee saves two teens from being sold into sex slavery
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Man takes a stand
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"If they want to see the devil, let them"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Less than 20 minutes. That's all the survivors got before Trump raced off to his golf course
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Hawaiian man was killed by local police toda... wait this was in London? Guess it's just a £280 fine
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Fri February 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
He had stars in his eyes and on his shoulders, now not so much
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Road rage is dumb. Raging and shooting the other driver is dumber. Bragging about it on Facebook is dumberer
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
Weeners
 
Woman arrested for attempting to steal boyfriend's family jewels
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Drano bombs are the new thing to be scared of apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Road rage incident ends in the ultimate fail when the offended driver ends up flipping his 4x4
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fire Chief caught faking two full time jobs. Also faked certifying "first responder" classes that he had faked teaching. Is known to spend considerable time working community outreach at a local establishment which employ mostly single moms
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Dog escapes park, manages to mess up commute for thousands, is still a good boy 13/10 would pet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iceland's move to ban circumcision elicits protests from Jewish leaders who say it's an 'attack on Judaism'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida School shooter was on a shooting team sponsored by who? The NRA
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Compassion - it's a good thing
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(Some Tool)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red monkey
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(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
FBI goes into full CYA mode after Florida shooting
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
7.5 Magnitude quake centered on the Mexican west coast just hit
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
A goat in Georgia is available for adoption after three men allegedly force-feed the animal cocaine and whiskey
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're in the security industry and want a gross of eggs along with your $10/month salary, have I got the job for you
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(Sum Yung Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this krazy kimono
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(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
If you have some Motion Picture money and you want to pass it off as the real thing where would you try? I bet even the drunkest Farker has a better answer than this guy
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Drunk guy gets in fight at strip club, drives off, runs from cops, avoids the K-9, but can't hide from the police drone
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what it takes for an extended family of more than 20 to get kicked off a cruise ship, the answers are "Australia" and "massive brawl"
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
4-year-old gets to meet his idol at birthday party. Fark: His idol is personal injury lawyer George Sink
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Dam judges issue ruling in dam case forcing the dam state to enter dam mediation with the dam irrigators
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Flight diverted after passenger refuses to stop farting
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Because both can shoot your d*ck off: If porn could be banned because it might be a "public-health crisis", maybe AR-15s can too
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Algeria: where the sheep are sheep and the men are nervous
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mueller indicts 13 Russians for interfering in 2016 U.S. elections
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man unlawfully takes father's dead body from French Canadian hospital for proper burial, weekend at béarnaise
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
CA: Legal marijuana vendors, facing black marketers who are selling a competitive product at a lower price, ask law enforcement to get involved. This should end well
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Well that's certainly gonna hurt their TripAdvisor ratings
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man and his dog succumb to the old "Bengal tiger trap in the park" trick
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman who had heart transplant as a girl needs a second one as an adult. Brings same stuffed tiger to both operations for good luck
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Woman who drove two hours to steal six guns from a cabin in order to use them to buy drugs looks pretty happy about it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Class. I need a few volunteers to help me extract gunpowder for a special project called 'UNDER THE FULL MOON THE SMALL ONES WILL KNOW TERROR"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
TV execs wonder what to do when their crime and safety expert is arrested for soliciting a prostitute
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
4-foot iguana found in laundry room of Florida home, was just looking for his missing sock
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hungary is fascinated with Poland and its eel-free hovercraft
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(amazon)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chic shades
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas Hog Farm Fire is the name of my Reverend Horton Heat cover band
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fears China is rebooting a devastating savory salted nuclear bomb that was dreamt up during the Cold War, not to be confused with regular sweet nuclear bombs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"White House refused to release photo of Trump signing bill overturning Obama gun rule." Are 5th graders in charge of our country now?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police were called to go out to a specific residence 39 times in a five year period. Guess who lived there. Hint: he claims to have been hearing voices
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Instagramski surrenders
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Third-oldest Pearl Harbor survivor is now the second-oldest
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Accused South Florida school shooter confessed to rampage that killed 17 people. Not brown enough to be called a terrorist
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(Business Insider)
 
Boobies
 
We're happy they are, but here's the science anyway
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Should Congress ban donations from the NRA?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't overload the dumpster at your home that you asked for and try to skip out on the bill ...for you WILL be dumped on
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Let's split the polar vortex, if you know what I mean. And I think you do
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for posting "I could beat that number" in reference to the Florida school shooting death toll
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Student eloquence amid tragedy with a challenge and a threat
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Tide Pods are so 2017. This year has a hot new challenge
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