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Sun September 04, 2016
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
  
 
 What better way to celebrate the 350th anniversary of the Great London Fire than with fire gardens?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 Facebook hating UFO intentionally blew up the Space X rocket
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 This story has it all: terrorism, blackmail, a Rube Goldberg/Heath Robinsonesque arson conspiracy involving LogMeIn, a printer and a piece of string. Everything except a decent headline
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(Pix11)
 
  
 
 Proving once again the superiority of America's disaster readiness network, FEMA issues accidental evacuation notices for millions
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Think you're having a bad day? At least you weren't left behind by your tour boat as you went scuba diving in shark-infested waters in the Indian Ocean in the middle of a tropical storm
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(PennLive)
 
  
 
 Wait my turn? That's-a-shootin'
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
  
 
 You think you've got a bad neighhbor? At least yours doesn't sneak into your garage to steal a bottle of Jägermeister and then when you call police she drinks it all before they arrive
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
  
 
 Old and busted: the "knockout game." New hotness: the "Choking Game." Michael Hutchence unavailable for comment
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
  
 
 How crass have politics become this season? C-SPAN had to add a three-second delay to its call-in shows to prevent obscenities from making it on air
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
  
 
 Know what is faster than a motorcycle going 111 MPH in a 65 zone? A police radio, that's what
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(Today)
 
  
 
 Is fat shaming or slut shaming more appropriate for 9 year olds?
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(Courier Mail)
 
  
 
 Family of five, whose father disappeared for several days, may have been suffering from a group schizophrenic event, which is doctor for "these people are kooky"
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(India.com)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this master of phones
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
  
 
 CSB Sunday Morning: Pet sounds
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(WTVY Dothan)
 
 Boobies
 
 Boob phone helps stop a kidnapping
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
  
 
 High school janitor uses floor stripper to get job promotion the old fashioned way. No, not by hard work, silly. By poisoning
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
  
 
 Protip: Running over students can be minimized by obeying school bus stop signs. (Warning: Graphic Video)
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(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 If you're going to set fire to your ex-boyfriend's car, do your research on said car before torching it
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(TuneIn)
 
  
 
 Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Labor Day weekend edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Public Radio International)
 
  
 
 South African murder rate passes 'Detroit' and heads for 'Chicago'
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(Oregon Live)
 
  
 
 I hop you Oregonians enjoy your legal marijuana before Japanese Beetles eat it all
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(Newser)
 
  
 
 When someone asks what you're in for, don't tell them "overdue 'Hunger Games'"
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
  
 
 Let me ruin that four-day weekend you get for the Labor Day holiday
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(Komo)
 
  
 
 Toddlers get behind wheel of an SUV, wreck on the way to see grandma
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
  
 
 "911, what's your emergency?" "FML I dunk 2 much LOL"
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(Flickr)
 
  
 
 Photoshop these rock feet
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
  
 
 Here's a look at the plane-spotter culture, those people who spend all their free time outside airport fences with cameras: "It's a bit like a drug. I keep telling myself I'm not going to do this, but then I find myself back here"
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(CBC)
 
  
 
 Once again the Vikings are descending onto Canada
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
  
 
 Sometimes a good deed goes unpunished
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
  
 
 If you go to a restaurant and the menu has pictures of their drinks on it, that just means they want you to hurry up and order
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(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
  
 
 Unexpected freebies that come with a purchase are one thing, but bags filled with meth stashed in a video game case, well, that's a case for law enforcement
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(Flickr)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this familiar looking minfig
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
  
 
 A paean to Florida man
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
  
 
 ♫ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for you / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for ya / I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble ... ♫
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 Man arrested for wearing Disney princess outfits and harassing women by throwing bras and panties on their driveways. This was not his first time. However, it was his first time as Mulan. Usually he likes to creep women out as Ariel
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
  
 
 According to the 1878 Farmers' Almanac, the best way to get a baby to stay quiet for hours is to smear its fingers with thick molasses and then put half a dozen feathers in its hands
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Four year-old kid plays dress-up and then things get out of hand
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
  
 
 After 27 years, Jacob Wetterling's killer led authorities to his remains. RIP Jacob
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 There's small, medium, OMG, and now "in your dreams, buddy"
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 When your wanted poster is so good you must use it as your Facebook profile picture
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 How to avoid sharks. Surprisingly missing from the list: Stay out of the ocean
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(CityLab)
 
  
 
 London's wealthiest are being priced out of London
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Man carries copy of his "young-looking" 32-year-old girlfriend's ID to prove he's not a pedophile
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(NJ.com)
 
  
 
 If you're a cop, can you at least wait until you're off-duty before you have sex with a prostitute, even if your name is Officer Dick
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
  
 
 Note to pizza delivery drivers: the customers phone numbers are to alert them if you are late, not to send weird texts to 15 year old girls
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
  
 
 Man caught with sick pictures of pervert having sex with a....FISH
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(Wikipedia)
 
  
 
 This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the best books about mythical or legendary creatures
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(GSA.gov)
 
  
 
 There's a very very nice beach, plus terns nest there. SWAT team optional, of course
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(Imgur)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this big mouth
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(USGS)
 
  
 
 A 5.6 earthquake wakes up Oklahoma and surrounding states
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(WTOP)
 
  
 
 Maryland has a message for its teenagers: Papers, please
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(Denver Post)
 
  
 
 Mental health workers are joining Denver police on foot and in their patrol cars to help handle calls involving people in mental health crisis, a new program aimed at getting people into treatment instead of caskets
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(Fark Shop)
 
  
 
 Fark Store Daily Deal: Rosetta Stone language box set. The English version could be fascinating. (Sponsored Link)
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
  
 
 ♫ Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name, and up come kittens from the drain ♫
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Japanese reporter thinks something strange is afoot with Putin's schedule, also noticed his recent unpublished obituary and three posthumous articles on his editor's desk
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 USAF was doing the whole Google Earth thing before Google even existed, to keep us safe from the Commies
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(Salon)
 
  
 
 Can people live on fruit alone (?) is the eternal question first asked in the garden of Eden. Then man discovered bacon and home fries and said fark it, apples are good, but c'mon
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(Vice)
 
  
 
 "The majority of this week's American mass shootings were fairly typical by national standards"
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Two months ago: "'I just poured a keg of cleaning fluid all over my pants. Went outside to stand in the sun as a Google Maps car drove by. Look for me on Street View soon. I'll be the guy that looks like he pissed himself.' Today: Hey, there's me
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Despite the best efforts of anti-vaxxers, chickenpox cases in the US are down 85%
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(Bored Panda)
 
  
 
 Stressed out at work? Why not fondle a prosthetic scrotum and testicles mounted under your desk? (probably Not safe for work)
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 Being a TV weatherman in Phoenix should not be a hard job, except for having to come up with new ways to say "it's hot" each day
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