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Fri September 22, 2017
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunny in hand
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
CVS encourages people to switch to Walgreens
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Authorities seek toilet paper bandits, analyze skid marks left at scene
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(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Camera car used by council to catch cars parking illegally is photographed parking illegally
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own the mansion from the "Talladega Nights" movie, then you are in luck... if you can pony up the asking price of $4.2 million
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lawyer flashes school bus with high school girls headed to basketball game, forgets kids nowadays have mobile phones with cameras
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Colorado's "Mad Pooper," Kentucky's "Poopman" strikes again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the United Nations: "The chair recognizes the ambassador from Saudi Arabia." Ambassador: "Mmmmh, pleased to be here, I am"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
More rich people problems: Attempting to beat your Hamptons riding horse before it's dead during a competition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, Salt Lake City, what happened to all those homeless people you arrested? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bloggers: "We'll give you some great online exposure in exchange for a free meal at your Michelin-starred restaurant". Chef: "Your blog sucks"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thrown fat man
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police warn teens about man acting strange even by Florida standards
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Maniac finds a way to make whitewater rafting even more dangerous by stacking nine rafts on top of each other and rafting using nine foot oars (w/video)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's the Great Pumpkin Fiery Truck Crash, Charlie Brown
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Court bans police from deploying stingrays without a warrant. CRIKEY
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Mother and son hide in bedroom and call cops as half naked burglar breaks into their Oklahoma home. "No, we don't know where his clothes are. We've been locked in this room"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Violent times will come." Just another unexplained mystery PSA in Orange County
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
7UP should not be the number of days you are awake after drinking it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Should we be celebrating my mom having sex or slut shaming her? Subby thinks it's great she has more sex than the pol tab combined. But they seem to think moms must be celibate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European and North American visitors flock to the UK in record numbers, enjoying their improved spending power offered by the weak pound post Brexit vote. Leavers fail to appreciate irony
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(Brick Underground)
 
 
 
Rich divorced people problems: What it's like to co-own a house in the Hamptons with your ex
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you trapped a skunk in Oklahoma and then set it on fire, animal control would like to talk, preferably upwind of you
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Some people may think the end of the world is September 23, but they will probably be wrong like this hermit was back in 1694
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a PSA poster (difficulty: no politics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will no deal still be better than a bad deal? Will Brexit still mean Brexit? Will Theresa May threaten the EU with total destruction if they don't agree to terms? This is your Brexit speech discussion thread. (speech begins around 9.15am ET)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Young girl reaching out from rubble of quake-flattened Mexico City school, hailed as universal symbol of hope, never actually existed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Unter
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The United States has too much bread
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A new study discovers that people who drink too much in college have trouble finding jobs once they graduate. But at least it gives them more time to drink during the day
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station worker suspended after shooting robbery suspect. "I felt the need to protect myself. I'm sick and tired of being a sitting duck"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The house featured in Tom Hanks movie 'The Money Pit' is on the market
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Florida nursing home where ten residents died may have tried to fudge the paperwork a bit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why aren't religious beliefs classified as delusions? Here comes the psychology
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Margaret Court sticks her neck out to say that "...there will be no Mother's Day, there will be no Father's Day, there will be no Easter, there will be no Christmas" if marriage equality passes in Australia
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea could test hydrogen bomb over Pacific Ocean, says foreign minister
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well honestly, there's not really a GOOD place for white man to ever shout "shut the fark up, {N-word}" but one of the WORST places is while walking by protest organized by students upset about racist graffiti appearing on their campus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things are about to get farking CRAZY at Brigham Young University
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
All the corpse flowers are blooming at the same time. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've been to Detroit Metropolitan Airport North Terminal restrooms recently and went to wash your hands, that viscous stuff you squirted on your appendages to clean yourself WASN'T ALL SOAP
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(My News LA)
 
 
 
Leading opponent of marijuana legalization: The people who put out pot target the poor and minorities. Kind of like the people who put out alcohol and tobacco, maybe?
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Hunky monk goes viral with spiritual beefcake photos. Buddha be praised
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Maria destroys Caribbean islands, strips them of vegetation. CNN: "US mainland not out of the woods yet"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing the hurricanes bearing down on the US Virgin Islands a Virginia woman springs into action and charter a private jet to fly 300 to safety. 300 pets that is
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, the smell of post-hurricane Florida in the morning. "What can you do about the smell? Well, not much. Go back inside. I mean, what can you do? It's in the air"
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Arson suspect who set himself on fire is charged with burning personal property. The stupid, it burns
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
I know we make fun of these people, but in reality, she took a minor possession charge to help arrest two armed robbers. Hero, I say
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Parisian reader
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
79 years ago, New Englanders enjoyed the Caribbean experience. Subby's Grandmother never tired of relating stories of the damage
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Enough with all the lies, where did the phrase "liar liar pants on fire" really come from?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today, from the Ric Romero Institute for consumer advocacy: "DIY cosmetic surgery can lead to disaster"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The times that Russia used nuclear bombs on themselves with mixed results
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
District attorney indicted for perjury during lover's divorce proceedings beats rap by marrying key witness against him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Godzilla falls out of sea bed, causes magnitude-6.1 earthquake off coast of Japan east of Fukushima. Fukushima nuclear plant wonders if he'll be coming for breakfast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's richest woman dies peacefully at home, moments before every vulture in her life starts killing each other to be the person to inherit it all
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be cruising at an altitude of five thousand feet, dropping bits of our exploding engine all over people's yards, and then landing again in short order"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Alexa, send me all the crackers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Salute, the U.S. Marine Corps prepares to welcome the first female infantry officer
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
18-year-old Illinois man steals bulldozer, runs over squad car, leads police on chase and ends with a faceplant on the pavement. Tah Dah (with video suitable for Yakety Sax)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Please do not pet the radioactive puppies of Chernobyl
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wild goose chase
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday, Stephen King
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Fake memorial pays tribute to fake news of 'Brooklyn Bridge Elephant Stampede of 1929'
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your driver's license says SEX PREDATOR on it? There's a fix for that (with mugshot)
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year none the wiser as middle schoolers launch real-life TorD thread
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Mattis hints at secret "kinetic" action against Best Korea. I'm pretty sure that's where you blow shiat up just by thinking it
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Fight over biscuit making job ends in disorderly conduct citations, in story which could only be more Southern if grits and incest were involved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of Puerto Rico's Power Board on when residents could expect service back after Maria left the entire island without power: " it's a good time for dads to buy a glove and ball and change the way you entertain your children..cook on gas stoves"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not going to work during a hurricane? That's a legal firing in a right-to-work state
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Death Wish Coffee recalled because the product might actually be true to its name
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Five things Virginia schools taught about slavery and the Civil War during the Confederate monuments boom. Yes, it's pretty much what you expect
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lake Placid student brings loaded gun and knife to school. Placid, my ass
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to survive the upcoming planetary collision this Saturday. Knowing there won't be a collision strangely absent
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Suddenly, deer
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The staggering numbers behind Oktoberfest. Your move, St. Patrick's Day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
France may soon surrender to wolf-whistling ban
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Arkansas teacher accused of having sex with teen will be played by Rick Moranis in the movie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Australia mails out gay marriage vote ballots with best bar code ever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SEC hacked. Big Ten and ACC unavailable for comment
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fall harvest
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You know how actors pretend to get shot in their bulletproof vests and pop right back up? A real police officer shows the ginormous bruise the bullet leaves behind when someone shoots your vest. (Possibly NSFW)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Narwhal tusk-smuggling ex-mountie gets 5 years in prison and becomes the name of my new garage band
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Fireball spotted over Alabama, in many glasses Tuesday night
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christ, what a prick
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Hey Sheriff Joe, you just got pardoned by POTUS - what are you going to do next?" "I'm going to give an interview to a Holocaust denial website"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You know you're hardcore when you film yourself burying your own heart
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(Calcutta Telegraph (India))
 
 
 
After 40 years of planning and construction, your new canal project is finally at the eve of opening. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"What? No GRAVY?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Activists want a large ocean garbage patch to be named as a new country. Others say it's unnecessary to make a statement about trashy land masses because we already have New Jersey
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"Defendant did steal a thing of value to-wit: Hamburger," an officer wrote in the complaint
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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(paNOW)
 
 
 
You've just boldly stolen some vodka. Do you drink some then cause a disturbance at the correctional centre?
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland customs officials seize nearly 200 shipments of Melatonin, classified as an illegal drug there. Because no one needs naturally-occurring sleep inducing supplements in a country where it's 24/7 daylight for almost 6 months in a row
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Having beige fat can help you lose weight. Wearing beige can help you remain home alone on weekends
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Anthony Weiner deserves over two years in prison for having a minor strip naked and touch herself in video chats, but when pressed concede he does do a great Grumpy Cat impression
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 646: "Eclipses". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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