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Fri November 21, 2014
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD decides to show those n00bs in the Ferguson PD how you're supposed to shoot an unarmed black man
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Monty Python's 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' passes Frank Sinatra's 'My Way' as the most popular funeral song of all time
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Suspected child molesters arrested after enrolling in elementary school to recruit victims. No, this is not the plot of the next Adam Sandler movie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No pants fires reported at world's biggest liar competition
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese people can't stand root beer because smell reminds them of popular pain-relieving medicinal patch
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember when parents used to fight over really cool toys? Now they're fighting over pink plastic pregnant puppies. Which also doubles as the name of subby's new Chinese polka bluegrass band
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail humbly requests you be outraged at excessively PC multicultural Christmas jumper. "They claim it is a sweater for 'Modern Britain'"
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this dinner date gone wrong
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: This lonely man needs some company. Can you help?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to have a "tactical-live action zombie experience"? Don't mind Arizona? Then this event might just be what you're looking for
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are many ways to skin a cat. And by that I mean there are many ways to give a cat a pill
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Wilson negotiating to resign in effort to stem rioting in Ferguson
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"The Crown does not have to give its reasoning when it decides not to lay charges" for A) underage drinking B) marijuana possession or C) off-duty cop going 70 over speed limit crashing and killing a kid
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
The only thing that changes after you convert your crab boat into a floating strip club is who catches the crabs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The most bizarre police suspect composites you're likely to see today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's strap a GoPro to an eagle and set it loose over London
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
The CIA reviewed some books about Snowden. Shockingly, the spy agency was not impressed with "Snowden's broken family life, his half-finished education, his political beliefs, and his devotion to the Internet"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Think your city has noise pollution problems with all the cars and trucks going back and forth? Just take a look at Venice where they don't have cars and trucks, they need to ban wheelies on suitcases because they make too much noise
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays launches flying mistletoe drones for the holidays. Edible food still not a priority
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The fattest thing you can do as an American is go on a Carnival Cruise ship. Here's a look at all the food you have unlimited access to
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(Newcastle Herald (Australia))
 
 
 
Major counter-terrorism operation storms house of suspected Muslim of some kind, finds a sword the police are quite certain is metal, not plastic, in latest 'when did Australia start importing cops from the US' story
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You'd almost think today wasn't a day that ends in Y - The FTC actually did something about a telemarketing scammer. Unfortunately, the scammers' punishment didn't include getting sewn in a sack full of rabid weasels and dropped off a bridge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're the first victim in a mass shooting, the NRA would like to thank you for letting the good guys with guns know a bad guy with a gun is on the loose
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'Feminist' condom design beats stiff competition
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman kills her neighbor after he overdraws funds from their joint account. Then things get weird
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Things to get at the gas station: (X) Unleaded (X) 10-W30 ( ) Fish
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Your official Emperor Obama immigration speech discussion thread (LGT livestream)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smirking ray
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
EPA says there's a chance that the underground landfill fire that's been burning for four years might reach the landfill next door where nuclear waste was illegally dumped and if that happens, hey, where did they go?
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Man wearing camouflage robs bank, escapes with undisclosed amount of cash. Police advise the public that if they see a man dressed in camouflage, it's not really working
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walmart finally agrees to help employees cover expenses during the holidays - by holding a canned food drive for "needy associates"
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Having friends or family over and like to put together snacks or appetizers? Share recipes for tasty little morsels, dips, and other goodies. Your Farkers will thank you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photos of toilets around the world show that in some places, sanitation is pretty crappy
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember, kids: Always do your assigned reading. Your life may depend on it
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(U.S. Navy)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy ship runs across Amelia Earhart in the Gulf of Aden
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I am this dog. This dog is me
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Pit bull parade planned in Rhode Island to celebrate end of the ban on the dog breed. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When 90 pounds of marijuana positively has to be there overnight, you may first want to verify the delivery address
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"This is a drill. Repeat, this is only a drill' is the kind of thing you probably want to say when having a school shooting drill
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NSA Director warns that China can Shut. Down. Everything
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this un-regular checkup
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
If you look at porn on a computer in the children's section of the public library you work at and do not wish to be caught, clearly the correct course of action is to steal and destroy said computer. Or not
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
My life with the Thrill Kill . . . robotics engineer?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Winnie the Pooh banned from being playground mascot, because he's a pantless hermaphrodite
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying Hollywood celebrities are lazy, but their latest PSA against Ebola consists of them silently staring at the camera
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Students walk in on headmaster giving oral to math teacher - which about sums it up (Not safe for work)
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Google Internet balloon crashes on farm in Roswell, South Africa
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A wall map featuring just about every rude and silly place name in Britain was launched this week - including 136 places in the country named 'bottom'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN reports that nearly 1,000 people have died fighting in Eastern Ukraine since the government signed a truce with rebels. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do you know your A.R.S.E score? (Quiz)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
400 pound deputy can't handle 100 pound girls fighting during a food fight, so he punches one to the ground, then calls in backup. And the highway patrol. And the fire department. And a helicopter. Yes, a helicopter
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Welcome to Sacred Monkey Forest. "Aw, isn't that cute." Then it turns from cute to evil and kills them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stupid students suspended for snorting Smarties
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten Toys NOT to get your kids for Christmas this year. Bag of Glass suspiciously missing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denmark announces its first national dish: stegt flæsk med persillesovs og kartofler. And it's as tasty as it sounds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
George Orwell was wrong: Big Brother *won't* be watching you. But Little Hacker Brother certainly will
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police decide to let a 90 year-old pastor feed the homeless in a park. This time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After walking away from a $37 million NFL contract, Jason Brown buys a farm and donates his harvest to food banks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Falsely accused of putting glass on a Big Mac a cop had ordered? That's a $437,000 settlement
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So far, the 2016 field of presidential candidates is the biggest group of losers since the Columbus Blue Jackets held their alumni night
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, grand theft and more after trying to run down an officer in the Kohl's parking lot
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(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Town where Hot Fuzz was filmed descends into lawlessness. It's like The Purge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US was going to end NSA snooping program before Snowden leaked it all. Uh...huh....all those who believe that, stand on your heads
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obesity costs the global economy $2 trillion a year, or about as much as war and terrorism combined
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Utah wants to bring back the firing squad. Well, it can't be any more cruel or unusual than a botched lethal injection
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Gun control in Britain is so effective that criminals are now robbing supermarkets with pieces of paper on which they have drawn handguns
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Police warn angry goat on roof 'only respects one man'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hell-raising Spanish duchess who held more royal titles than anybody on earth dies at 88; Earl of Cloves, Sir Osis of the Liver and Sir Loin of Beef ruled out as causes of death
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman, 24, racks up 100 convictions for alcohol offences, is warned by British court after the magic 100th that "she is running out of chances"
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(ITV)
 
 
 
It's not just American media that pad out their news with bullshiat what-if stories. Here's a British newspaper asking if the lake-effect snow that hit New York is on its way to bury the UK
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife is constantly walking around naked, and now she's teaching our children that it's okay to walk around the house naked. She doesn't understand that there is good naked and bad naked. How can I stop this?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
ISIL expands its Head-Dangling World Tour to include performances at St. Peters Square. "The crusaders' missiles will not stop our advance on Rome"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
"Uh, you know that cemetery plot where we buried that person was reserved for someone else, right?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In an emergency procedure, dentist removes 202 teeth from a 7-year-old girl. Yes, he was abscessive compulsive
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Apparently there might be some sex in the Champagne Room
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
350-lb. man arrested for trying to steal five rib eye steaks from Walmart by hiding them under his folds on the seat of his mobility scooter. If only a crying bald eagle were involved, this story would epitomize America
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Guess what state is claiming the first Thanksgiving actually happened there
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Residents of Minden, Nebraska are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would put up a sign reading: "Aids, Ebola, Obama, Thanks Africa"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If you shoot a 12-year-old boy in a drive-by shooting it probably wouldn't be the smartest idea to send the boy's aunt a friend request on Facebook the day after the shooting
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Robber stole cash from grocery store, but felt real bad about it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As Allah is my witness, I had no idea powerful stage lights would make the sheer panels on my dress do that
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this public affection
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(17)
 
(Android Central)
 
 
 
Defending your right to privacy? Guess you want KIDS to DIE
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(140)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If men don't have to shave their upper lips in November, then women shouldn't have to shave their legs
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(188)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In five months the United States will become the chair of the Arctic Council, an international group that looks after the Arctic Circle. I get goosebumps just thinking about it
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man says he's created a lotion that protects people from Ebola and it also might work against HIV, hepatitis C, enterovirus, polio, MRSA, staph infections, E. coli, salmonella and other bacteria
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There might be a huge blizzard going on up in Buffalo but more importantly the surfs up.. Let's hang -10
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
100-year-old Tennessee woman finally gets her feet wet
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
In this corner we have the U.S. government, and in the other corner is an air bag maker for cars. Who is going to win? DING DING
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(59)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Uh... guys? One Eyed Willy might be real
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(43)
 
(Daily American)
 
 
 
Today's failed crowd funded campaign: The Bible translated into Emoticons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your obligatory HOLY CRAP Buffalo Lake Effect Snow photo compilation. I'm guessing the only reason people actually want to live there is because the city has an excellent football team
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(178)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Gunman opens fire in Florida State University library, at least two shot
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(305)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good News: Drivers talking on the phone less. Bad News: It's because they're surfing and checking email
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(14)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
How much blood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck blood?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 498: "Just a Geek". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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