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Thu August 25, 2016
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The world needs wall builders too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Famous wingsuit guy gets wings for real
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kidnappers-for-hire. Runaway teens. Chemical straitjackets. Abusive authority figures. It's not the latest hit in young adult fiction, it's the status quo in young adult mental health treatment
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
American hero had it all: Iraq experience, National Guard service, steady civilian government job, two chicks at the same time. And then he had to pretend being a Wounded Warrior in order to defraud U.S. of $751K in benefits
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pacific islanders fleeing nuclear related problems. I'm not saying it's Godzilla related, but it's Godzilla related
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If you're going to ask a friend to help you move a TV, don't be a dick about it--especially by disemboweling him with a samurai sword
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(Surf Kentucky)
 
 
 
Joint investigation leads to discovery of 34 pounds of pot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman slashes her husband with a pair of scissors after he drinks her beer. I'm not saying she should have done it, but I understand
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Local police come up shorts in hunt for Manbun Pants Thief
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 590: "Fresh Photos". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virus hunters searching bat cave for deadly diseases, will move on to Fortress of Solitude and Hall of Justice next
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mar-co
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You might be a ballsy, but not too bright wannabe arms dealer if you break into the State Police Firearms Training Unit and steal 11 non-lethal training guns and their ammo
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What could be more relaxing than riding a unicycle around the top of an 840-feet tall abandoned and crumbling chimney?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feds to ban dolphin swimming in Hawaii. Come on, Obama, at least give them bikes so they don't have to walk everywhere
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sex-toy protest against campus carry could be largest anti-gun rally in Texas history
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Nick Nolte pulled from flaming car
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(Some Crusader)
 
 
 
Oh Lord we beseech thee. See instructions in Armaments 2:9-21. Skip a bit brother
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(City of Seattle)
 
Weeners
 
Sleeveless man arrested for brass-knuckles attack at hot dog stand after being ejected from strip club
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Drew's long battle with the Colombian government has come to an end
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop something in this fine scenery
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Big Butt Skinner suffers a bumpy landing. A soothing balm is being flown in
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Extinct marsupial lion named for Sir David Attenborough, because Boaty McBoatface is a stupid name for a marsupial lion
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Newport seek the consent of their owners to jiggle Hooter's around
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
No Kansas, you can't fill your budget hole by pulling over every Colorado driver for a lucky pot and civil forfeiture grab
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's like thinking you've won the lottery on your wedding day
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(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Upset her $2200 check for gift cards did not clear at a local Safeway, a Springfield, Oregon woman does the next best thing and drives her SUV through the store before backing out and speeding off into the sunset
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(The Indy Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
Large tornado on the ground east of Indianapolis. Kokomo already hit. Link is to live stream on WRTV
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
If your dog is urinating blood, and you're experiencing vertigo, sores and hair loss, your water just might be contaminated by a burial site of lab animals, dead fetuses, and radioactive material
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Zombie coral reef comes back to life. ZOMBIE CORAL
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
In her sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox news former anchor Andrea Tantaros describes the network as a "a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in..indecency". Unclear if she is complaining or doing recruiting work for them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently assisting a convicted felon in escaping to another country and impeding law enforcement efforts to retrieve the felon in question is worth less confinement time than smoking weed in your own home
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
There are some things the office of Mayor is empowered to do, but tweeting 'no justice, no peace' and trying to incite a riot isn't one of them
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Visit the eerie ghost town of Cairo, Illinois. Enjoy the pyramids of poverty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warren, OH man takes "Dicks out for Harambe" a little too seriously
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Captain Kirk somewhere interesting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A bunch of folks who went without sex to make Jesus happy are realizing 20 years later that they wasted their lives
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Peru drug mule hottie got plenty of love letters while doing time in Peruvian jail. She also received 8 kittens named after serial killers because that guy was serious about his love
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Much like an employee justifies stealing from a corporation that treated him like human garbage, the Brazil officials got a little extortion happy after the whole Lochte incident
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
University students want cocks, not glocks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Expect to see a whole lot of government-subsidized cheese at your food bank soon. Not a repeat from 1987
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida teen survives brain-eating amoeba infection. To be fair, he had an advantage that someone from another state wouldn't have had
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major U.S. city now virtually crime free thanks to this completely constitutional policing approach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An outraged Congress is demanding an investigation in why the makers of the Epipen have hiked the price of the life-saving drug nearly 400%; but if they really want answers they should ask Sen Manchin (D-WVa) to ask his daughter since she is the CEO
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I only groped that woman's breasts because they were enormous." "Well, that makes sense. Case dismissed"
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Conservative shock jock writes long-winded piece calling Neil DeGrasse Tyson a "horse's astrophysicist" and accuses the scientist of "mocking a 9-year-old." Tyson finds out and writes a rebuttal in the comments section eviscerating the man
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists develops new device that adds specific taste molecules to healthy foods to make them taste more like unhealthy foods (the ones we all like)
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(Hemel Gazette)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad inspired druggie turned his kitchen into a crystal meth lab
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte offered new endorsement deal with the "crowdfunded blowjob robot everyone is talking about"
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Locomotives are BIG and hard to lose. Still, sometimes it takes over a century for one to turn up again
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Best Korea is laying landmines near the the Truce Village, apparently to prevent defections by its soldiers. But seeing as how they are using soldiers to PLANT the mines, they may not have thought this cunning plan all the way through
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today scientists destroyed Pluto
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor survivor who regularly visited the USS Iowa near his home is no longer able to make the trip, so chief selects visit his home and sing 'Anchors Aweigh' in the middle of his residential street. Bonus: He stands and salutes from his porch
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Divorce sucks. Especially for the environment
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'What-a-burglars' have an appetite for crime and fries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to turn the U.S. into a "heap of ashes." People living near the wildfires in California and Washington: "Too late"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
American University of Kabul, Afghanistan, is under attack with explosions and gunfire ongoing. American professors and hundreds of students in danger with an unknown number of casualties
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
At noon on August 24, 79 A.D Mount Vesuvius erupts in southern Italy. Thousands kiss their ash goodbye
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
California soaks up tampon tax
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
No, fugitive FLDS leader Lyle Jeffs did not slip out of his tracking bracelet after he 'experienced the miracle of rapture'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Human beings aren't the only creatures that bully the vulnerable. Many non-human animals do it as well. And in evolutionary terms, it works
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turkey has crossed the Syrian border, having been provoked by repeated ISIS attacks. Russia supports Assad's Syria and hates Turkey after they shot down a wayward Russian jet. If anything goes wrong, Russia backs Syria and US backs Turkey. Ballgame
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nice cop fines woman, forces her to remove clothing at beach
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Gray parrot on the loose in Maine, and it may sound like R2-D2 at times
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pro Unity 3D Game Design course. I can't believe Unity hasn't been taken for a supervillain name yet. Design a game for him/her. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Value of painting plummets after "e" is dropped off the artist's name
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Driver decides it's cheaper to just leave his booted wheels on a New Orleans street and get new rims and tires than pay his fines. With pic of tourists gawking from a streetcar
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American airline travelers set a new record last week: 81 guns confiscated by TSA agents, the most ever in one week. USA USA USA
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man throws boiling water on gay kid and his boyfriend. Just because
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
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(The Japanese)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusually shaped vessel
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coloradans probably don't have to worry about the Zika virus because Colorado mosquitoes are very independent thinking American mosquitoes unlikely to be influenced by illegal alien mosquitoes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 for help after discovering a robber in his home, and the responding cop shoots the first person he sees, who just happened to be the homeowner who just happened to be black
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Myanmar rocked by 6.8 magnitude earthquake. Possible Trifecta shaking in play, feared
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC reporter visits the troglodytes of southern Spain. After that, the kobolds of central France, the bugbears of Holland, the yuan-ti of Brussels, and then the gnolls of Luxembourg
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston needs to decide if they want to be known as HTX or HOU. "I don't want a single, smug Austinite kicking back with his craft beer and his big thick beard and his man bun, saying, 'Look at those Houstonians, they gotta steal from us'"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You'd screw your face up into a snarl too, if you were being defended by an ex-felon "volunteer paralegal"
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmaker wants to regulate local rescuers from the "Cajun Navy" and make them register with the state and pay a fee
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When Chick-Fil-A was financing groups that supported discrimination, fans flocked to it to support their right to finance discrimination. When Chick-Fil-A removed the spicy chicken biscuit from their menu, well that is an outrage worthy of a boycott
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Look, all I'm saying is that when you're handling barrels full of plutonium dissolved in nitric acid, be damn sure you buy the right brand of kitty litter"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gorillas expected to freeze to death this winter, scientists predict
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In a Columbo plot gone wild, woman poses as a Dateline producer to entice brain damaged man to re-enact 911 call, killing him to take the heat off in 2011 murder investigation, then gets all self-stabby in jail
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"This is the last post"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
CSU paying people over $1,000 to inhale smoke as part of...hey wait, come back, it's about wood burning stoves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would YOU leave a child as young as 12 home alone for the day?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian officials prepare subpoenas for local geologists
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