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Fri November 17, 2017
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Ménage à trois at the homeless camp
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20 tons of meatballs lost after truck crashes on icy road in Sweden. Authorities investigating if somebody sneezed
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
39 years ago today, the most controversial program in all of television history aired for its one and only time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Northeast to enjoy a Polar Vortex this winter. Burn more coal
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report: Farc money launderer gave money to Trump's Panama resort, which could now face further investigations, but on the plus side is now signed up for 1000 years of TotalFarc
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian woman gets a $30,400 fine for drunken driving, but she is a billionaire so no problem for her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When the eel hits the anus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News media goes nuts with "baby died due to marijuana overdose" story ... and if you guessed that maybe they weren't being all that accurate, well... yeah, about that story
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this close up of an actual virus
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nuns don't have €150,000 to repair church organ. Charity repairs organ for free. Government fines convent €170,000 for accepting free repair
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark Trump? No, fark you
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
In the Navy ... You can sign up to learn to fly. In the Navy ... And draw a penis in the sky
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher gets terrorist threats from Christian parents for daring to teach her students that not all Muslims are terrorists because of course
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lock down - bladder edition
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(Time)
 
 
 
Judge vacates convictions for 15 black men who were imprisoned for up to 10 years after Chicago cop planted evidence. Cop was sentenced to 22 months, so it all works out fairly in the end
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Can Musk handle the curves and build Roadsters on time, With range of 630 miles, his thing can go all night, It goes from zero to sixty in 1.9. If you put down $50Gs, Shut up and... take my money
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This couple made a promise to one another should the Australian people vote "Yes." Now a generous lawyer is offering to help them keep it
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Florida-ready headline: Florida man throws girlfriend's shoe out of his truck to stop her from strangling him, police say
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(Longreads)
 
 
 
Nothing about treating women with respect, nor listening to their thoughts and feelings should make a man uncomfortable. And yet, here we are
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Perhaps more disturbing, is that people noticed it was the wrong loved one in the casket because he had legs
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
I'm not a veterinarian, but I play one at night in the forest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sorority sister A needs her service dog to live in the sorority house to control her panic attacks. Sorority sister B needs the service dog to leave the sorority house because of her allergies. Can the Fark legal system decide?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
More than 200,000 gallons of oil spill from Keystone pipeline in South Dakota. Wahy does that name sound so familiar? Oh, right
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Man accidentally shoots himself and his wife at church during a discussion about church shootings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quake halts South Korea's big exam, which is odd, as they're more Starcraft/RTS players than FPS fanatics
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks out of Sanford mental hospital, carjacks man at knifepoint. Lamont's gonna be pissed this time
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
FBI offers reward in crop duster shooting, worries that violence will escalate to elevator tooters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's like a heart attaaaack, at a Heart Association conference. It's needing a stent, when you're AHA President. It's being a cardiologist, but needing one yourself. Who would have thought it, tickers
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
If you happen to have left a pot bazooka launcher lying around, Mexican Federales would like to talk with you
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, try to use a better disguise than a pink floral nightgown and black lipstick, especially if it's the same bank you work at
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Just in case you thought the Catholic Church was the only religious group that goes out of its way to shelter and protect pedophile clergy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $800,000 of rare whiskey known as "The Squirrel." Authorities currently searching Fark handle database for suspects
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Cops: "We have probable cause for a warrant. Can we get one?" Court clerk: "Sure thing. I'll be right back." Clerk to criminal buddies "Hey, hide your shiat, cops are getting a warrant. Oh, and that's $1,000 for saving your ass again." Cops: "WTF?"
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pampered pooch's porthole
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to groping women and exposing himself to children at State Fair, becomes new favorite write-in candidate in Alabama
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mississippi man killed after being run over by a Tennessee bulldozer in Alabama
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Man dead after Logan stabbing. Snikt
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Visit Peoria, Illinois Come for the Portillo's. Stay for the Portillo's. Eat Portillo's. Portillo's
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Today's vaccine shortage is brought to you by the letter A
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
University accused of failing to take action against student with strange sexual fetish. What strange sexual fetish you ask? Well, you'll just have to click to find outHE DRESSES UP AS A BABY HAHAHA
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
THIS JUST IN: Locking your car doors is an effective way to prevent your car being robbed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Man finds car after forgetting where he parked it. Fark: Twenty years later
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Here it is.. Your Fark Turkey Day sides thread. Share what you're making/taking to the feast. Canned Cranberries shall be banned at the door
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently we're now so stupid we have to be reminded to breathe
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
← Free Cows (WARNING: Graphic images)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this uplifting sign
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Connecticut state education official Stephen Wright arrested for violating probation in drunken driving arrest. When asked for a comment, he said, "24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Germany replaces U.S. as country with best image, the real news being that the U.S. ever had this title to begin with
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When breaking into homes, it's best if you do not leave your resume at one of the crime scenes and your cell phone in another
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"OK, heads - we go with Gordie, our incumbent mayor who's been doing a fine job these past 20 years. Or tails - we go with this new guy who's muttering to himself and stroking his AR-15"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. House just passed the Fark the Poor and Reward the Wealthy Tax Act
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ireland's FOTA Wildlife Park celebrates birth of new Brazilian Tapir and needs help naming him. Difficulty: No Tapir McTapirFace
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada's foolish tradition of not locking the front door comes to its inevitable horrific conclusion: 19 dead, including mother, father, 6 children, 3 dogs, 1 cat, several goldfish- ok, just kidding, the cops showed up and took a drunk guy home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan, they are still crazy for the cheeseburger that Donald Trump ate
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Someone thought carrying about $190,000 in cash in a backpack in the Bronx was a good idea
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese train company felt compelled to issue an apology for a train not leaving on time. It left 20 seconds early
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"If you can't keep your animal under control, you will have to leave the plane." "That is my therapy pig." "I was talking to the pig" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police: We knew he had a stockpile of guns, and we knew he was in violation of a court order barring him from having guns. We just waited until the inevitable happened before we tried to stop him
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter bans white supremacist groups
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beautiful berries
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's Museum of Antiquities Theft set to open in D.C this week. bring the kids, it'll be great fun for all
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
And all along you thought you knew why the theater floor was sticky
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Explorer has gone missing in Papua New Guinea while searching for a tribe of headhunters. So I guess he found them
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"I understand I have 12 children of our own, at the same time, what we have on the back of our truck is nothing compared to what you see every day on the music videos, see on TV and video games"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark could be offline forever as early as next month, thanks to the FCC
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Vista Ridge Mall is about to become Roy Moore's favorite place to "shop"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
God is coming and She is pissed at Alabama
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Keep farking that chicken, you'll kill it. Literally
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Tis the season... to update what it would cost you to buy everything from the 12 Days of Christmas song. This is a repeat from every year since forever
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
F-35 testing to boost air force base population by 3,500, including crash crews, mechanics, firefighters, medics, and maybe even a couple pilots
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
They found it
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Woman steals Highlander, upgrades by stealing Lexus, upgrades again by stealing BMW, all in a few hours while out on bail for car theft
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charles Manson reaching the bottom of the slide
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good news, America: Eric and Don Jr. can once again legally bring endangered African animal parts home
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A high school principal would summon girls by intercom to his office, so PedoMoore could hit on them over the phone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Emergency services at VP Mike Pence's house, roads closed and no further information. UPDATE: Bomb threat/Nothing found
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado: Home of the first marijuana overdose
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(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Girl dies from wifi allergy. Wait, you can DIE from a made-up "disease"?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 654: "Top This". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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