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Mon September 22, 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh god, not this story again
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The latest trend sweeping through luxury resorts that people are willing to pay for? Silence
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
A high school teacher reassigns classroom seating for some students. A student notices that only blacks were being moved and asks why. The teacher responds, "Because I want to move all the n-----,"
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Sun September 21, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how we can finally get rid of the American penny once and for all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Twenty-one-year-old Canadian with 114 warrants out for her arrest dubbed the new 'World's Sexiest Criminal' (mug shots, etc)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stage actors in their finery
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Within five years we could all have a digital twin who is capable of making decisions, filling out forms, talking to your family and friends, satisfying your wife, letting friends know when you die, taking over your life and raising your children
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
A new app called Cuddlr allows strangers to meet up for random hugs in public, or private. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Letting your child play outside? Yeah that's a visit from the police
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Morris dancers barred from Hyde Park pub due to their fancy dress. "We are a group of Morris dancers - it's not like we were going to cause trouble"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced Secret Service agents with Border Patrol agents at the White House. Let's see what happens
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
ISIS' new video "isn't that horrific or extreme, but it is bizarre. It's three and a half minutes of Grand Theft Auto 5, cut and edited in a way to try and recruit new, young members into the extremist organization"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-quality latex mask
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Like buying energy efficient houses? Have an extra $1.05 million burning a hole in your pocket? Well now is your chance to buy this 'Net zero' home which produces as much energy as it uses (with pictures)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Um...what was that you said?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The last weekend of summer saw things wind down in Chicagostan, with only thirteen shootings and one murder. You can tell fall is here when the gangs start to spend more time inside
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Are you single and unmarried? Congratulations, you are responsible for the decline in available Social Security funds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police conduct a no-knock raid; homeowner kills an officers; charges dropped because it was self defense. Same thing happens 6 months later, but this time prosectors want the death penalty. What do you think the difference is between the 2 shooters?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is what online news has come to: one of the most popular stories on one the most popular "news" sites in the world today is about a girl. A girl riding a zebra. That's it. Weep for humanity
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
There's no need to soft pedal this, when you steal a cop's bike, don't getaway down a dead end alley
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you try to steal whiskey from the cabin crew area of the plane you're on and break through four sets of plastic handcuffs while yelling obscenities to the stewardess' and stewards
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
Man suffered with insomnia and depression following the death of his wife. Then, late one strange and divine night as he lay awake, lost in the depths of despair, he was struck by a profound compulsion to make marmalade, and then everything changed
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Why is Massachusetts switching to all electronic tolling with no cash option? Because any glitch could mean a jackpot for the state and a five figure bill for you
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
We're going to need a bigger shelter (because this one is way too dusty)
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida, where bundt cakes became cool again
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Marijuana users turn to dating sites that cater exclusively to pot smokers. Not surprisingly, all profile pictures suffer from red eye
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Safety experts want to kick distracted pedestrians to the curb
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's the surprise? Surgical billing surprise
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Caption this Mediterranean Mantis saluting the sun
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you behind the ape ball? Do you feel your life is nothing more than a vicious circus? Well, welcome to the world of malapropisms and mangulation of the English language
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this emphatic tennis shot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Around The World: EuroFark 2014 - Oct 3-5 - Prague, Czech Republic
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Multi-millionaire who was so happy that his wife recovered from cancer that he gave away his £16m fortune and sold all his belongings and sold their home. Unfortunately that led to his wife leaving him
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
If you're looking to break into a building to find a warm place to stay, a police station works as well as anywhere else I guess
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Want your kids to eat their vegetables? Go to college
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(The Dispatch)
 
 
 
The cruel inhumane ingenious bastard who invented the sweet savory brain-freezing torment of our childhoods, has passed away at the way too young age of 74
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australia pays man to go undercover and have sex at brothels. "I was given three jobs to complete, for the same council, in the same week and I'm not as young as I used to be"
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Time to fix the windows: Cop runs into Dunkin Donuts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uh oh, the Germans just found out about Hipster Hitler, and they are a little pissed off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jet with more than 100 tons of supplies for Ebola victims en route to Africa. HURRY BOY THEY'RE WAITING THERE FOR YOU
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Weed pizza sauce kills two birds to get one stoned
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(Ustream)
 
 
 
SpaceX Falcon 9 launch tonight at 1:52 am EDT. Link goes to live feed
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