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Thu August 21, 2014
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
$230 per year per person for an advertising-free internet? SOLD
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Suicide tourism to Switzerland soars. Looks like people are taking the whole "death by chocolate" thing a bit too seriously
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"Officer, can you help me? My mommy is cooking something smelly in the trunk of her car"
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(WTFark)
 
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THE FINGER WRESTLER: Obscure German Sport Gives The Finger To Normal Sports. While Wearing Lederhosen.
 
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Hallmark moment: Mormon bookstore staff removes gay wedding cards from shelves
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man is accused of stealing $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles, and is that a bad throat tattoo or part of his beard in his mugshot?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Developers allow New Yorkers to control two skyscrapers' skyline appearance with a mobile app. This should be good
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered the earliest form of French people. I bet they were surrender monkeys
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(134)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Those imported bananas from Romania might not be as organic as they're advertised
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
If you've been painting Bulgarian monuments to Soviet troops to look like Superman and The Joker, please be advised that Russia is very concerned. You can stop laughing now, comrades
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Why circus camels and babies do not go well together
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now the gov't wants your car to text with other cars... this should end well. Subby can't wait to hack it
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(118)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. ebola patient Brantly will soon be released from hospital in Atlanta, begin his search for CARRRL
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(79)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Man drops $80k on 10,000 cans of beer and builds dancefloor fort
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(61)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Anybody who has ever enjoyed a robust goblet of wine better give thanks to the humble fruit fly
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(12)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Los Angeles port welcomes massive rubber duck, though fears that a giant, irradiated Ernie from Sesame Street may not be far behind
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(43)
 
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family bonding
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: 23-year-old man marries 19-year-old woman. FARK: They look like identical twins (w/pics)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Back to school special August 21 at 7PM
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(78)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know it's bad when a "good night" in Ferguson results in only 6 arrests. Progress, people
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Couple says the secret to their marital bliss is that they only see one another on weekends
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(79)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Carrying a baby around for 9 months. New Hotness: Carrying a baby around for 38 years
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A testing new "chicken and waffle" breakfast combinations which will have maple syrup baked inside. Yes, even the chicken
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Considered one of the best meals on Earth, the $295 per person Chef's Tasting Menu at The French Laundry is reviewed... by a four-year-old girl
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The more wedding guests you have at your ceremony, the stronger your marriage will be
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 485: "Celebrate". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 20, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda decides to hitch a ride on ISIS's coattails
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York barber uses his Sundays to turn the city's homeless into bona fide Dapper Dans
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(56)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Humans and Neanderthals may have had sex for millennia. And you were impressed when you made it to four minutes
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
High school student suspended and arrested after he writes a story about killing a dinosaur with a gun. Police search fails to turn up a weapon or the dinosaur in question
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are meeting your probation officer, do not meet the officer in a stolen electric shopping cart
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So this is what a £240 million penthouse looks like. Not bad, not bad
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to VA: Hold on, hold on, that's a little too much fabulousness you've got there
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(118)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
South Carolina: Maximum sentence for beating a dog: five years. Maximum sentence for a first-time domestic violence charge: 30 days
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man taken into custody after trying to fight a fire hydrant. HOSER
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(21)
 
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Dumbass posts a huge pile of money to his Facebook page. Next day, home invasion and murder. Gee, you think the two might be related, Officer Romero?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Having a kid with Down's? You're a monster if you allow it to live
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(The Local)
 
 
 
British 500 kg bomb craters Autobahn. This is not a repeat from 1944
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
NYT: Obama, Outraged over beheading, vows to stay on course
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Officer Go Fark Yourself has been removed from duty in Ferguson (Video has Not safe for work language)
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man dies after clinging to spoiler trying to prevent his drunk friend from driving. Hero tag trumps Florida, Dumbass tags
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
To be a successful fugitive - Rule #1: Don't crash into any police cars
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(16)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If modern science has its way, someday soon we will all have better brain health than the common crayfish
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Slow News Day: Missing pot-bellied pig, Mr. Wiggles, found safe after escaping his pen. "In the middle of the street, wagging his tail, looking like the strangest dog I've ever seen. I got closer and realized that's a pig" (w/pic of Mr. Wiggles)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
First of all, you can't pay for your cab ride with a fake $100 bill and second, you can't pay the cabbie by choking him with a phone cord either
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two arrested and charged in connection with the beating of a park ranger. The suspects say they weren't involved, police have made a boo boo
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to ask yourself: is visiting my healthcare provider worse than having Ebola?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Bild bearbeiten Yul Brynner
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Figure four leg locks for Jesus
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
World's most expensive hot dog comes soaked in 100-year-old Louis XIII Cognac
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Teenage pilot pulls off emergency landing like a boss. w/pics and vid
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
When a children's book is titled My Parents Open Carry, it's a sure bet that the reviews on Amazon are going to be hysterical
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The drug laws in Holland are nearly as hard to swallow as patatje oorlog
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's NY Post decides to do ISIS a solid by showing a graphic photo of journalist's beheading on its front page (Warning: Graphic image content)
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
The top 100 small business federal contractors include plucky unknowns like Apple, Boeing, General Electric, Lockheed Martin, and Verizon
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(20)
 
(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Just an average guy trying to work out his attachment issues by hurling a stapler through a glass window on the sixth floor of an apartment complex
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(18)
 
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Cal State San Marcos goes on lockdown after man is seen carrying umbrella in rainstorm
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman punches drunken neighbor for giving her the stink eye
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(30)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
One killed while rolling coal
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(39)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Dead at noon. One woman's brave and touching story about facing the inevitable
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(119)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
You might want to take a classroom worth of kids to Dorney Park but don't use a makeshift flatbed to do so
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(23)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You're probably trying to downsize too much if you end up with a home that is so small it can be towed by a bike
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Five reasons why you don't have a six pack. Yes, there are probably many more to be fair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
City of LA to pay $25 million to its sanitation workers to settle a lawsuit filed after the city banned them from taking naps during work hours
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Naked intruder drops ID in home. Scary part is where he was carrying it
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(Evening Telegraph (UK))
 
 
 
Help, I've fallen and you need to keep turning left
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of getting your dog high and posting the video on Facebook hasn't gotten old in Michigan
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(17)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California students who plotted school attack could have obtained gun, anthrax, atomic bombs, plans for the Death Star
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White people throw up fraternity greetings like this. Black people throw up fraternity greetings like OHMYGOD IT'S A GANG SIGN
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops fail to inform one of their own about a huge prostitution sex sting dubbed Operation: Summer Lovin', feel kind of bad after they are forced to arrest him
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(56)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Teenager killed by windmill jam. Should've gone for the tomahawk instead
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The problem with taking the subway in New York is that you never see the giant rat coming
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(61)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
86-year-old Utah woman writes romance novel. Its working title is "50 Shades of Dust"
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(16)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for poaching 299 sea turtle eggs. Next time he'll try scrambling them
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Things not to do after you rob somebody now include taking a shower and shave at the victim's home
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(10)
 
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Sitting President goes missing
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(36)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Rock climber plunges to death hours after proposing to girlfriend. Some guys will do anything to avoid commitment
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(112)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago is on the cusp of an Emanuel Lewis mayoral race. *Oh please let this happen*
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(46)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are crossing their fingers and hoping that posts circulating on social media calling for a real life "purge night" are just a silly hoax
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate is pulled over and found to be transporting seven unrestrained children including three that were in the trunk, flees leading police on a 40 mph chase and telling an officer attempting to arrest her to "f**k off"
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The red zone is for marching and protesting only. There is no demonstrating in the white zone
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(39)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
That "Darren Wilson shot more times at Michael Brown than the entire British police force fired at suspects last year" fwd? Yeah, that's a bunch of bollocks
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(171)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's terrible to see a whole family struck down by affluenza
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(62)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Residents successfully oppose construction of mosque in their neighborhood because "praying and chanting five times a day would be a violation of the noise ordinance"
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(173)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Man arrested because no matter what a stripper tells you, there's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room. None
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
4 yr old girl goes anaphylactic from nut allergy on flight from Dublin to US. Mother requests that no nuts be served on return flight. United Airlines tells family of four that they are not a nut free airline and gives them the boot
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(416)
 
(WSFA)
 
 
 
AL Police Chief to Ferguson Commander: "Bullshiat"
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(618)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
C'mon, everybody, give this boy a huge hand... okay, that's enough
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(57)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Photoshop this little hellion
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A few powerful corporate conglomerates? ☑ Climate Change? ☑ Wide, interconnected global trade? ☑ Millions of unhappy displaced people? ☑ Coral, prepare yourself for the next global Dark zombie Age
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Growing tired of your job after 10 years? 20 years? Meet the 101-year-old man who is still working the same job after 73 years
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(93)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Taiwan restaurant apologizes for their pasta dish called "Long Live The Nazis" although it was their most popular dish
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(68)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, apparently it's wrong to tell Amnesty International to "suck it"
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yet ANOTHER 'Human Barbie' emerges: She's 16-years-old, SUPER creepy looking, wants to become a psychologist after she finishes school (w/pics)
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(361)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Stoner arrested in drug bust. No, really. His name is Stoner
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(57)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
If you were raised in a devoutly Christian household and grew up on a farm, you are probably chopping off someone's dick right now
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