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Sat August 23, 2014
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(Medium)
 
 
 
For the last time for ever and ever, astrology is NOT a science
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your firefighter friends bored? Starting a $7 million dollar fire may seem like a good idea at the time, but will probably cause some problems in the long run
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Truck turns over on I-79, spilling 39 live chickens on the roadway. The bomb squad was called in to clear the accident, as it was a case of "cluck cluck boom"
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Newark, New Jersey chosen as the unfriendliest city in the U.S. Local residents immediately ask: "What are you looking at?"
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(Big Island Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii Civil Defense upgrades lower Puna region from "Hurricane heading your way" two weeks ago to "Lava flow heading your way." Whatever you guys are doing out there, God really hates it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tech industry, Burning Man has jumped the shark
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(KATU)
 
 
 
"Studies show that what your child wears could affect how they perform in school". Based on the picture, this group should perform like they are in some cheezy teen sitcom
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Trying to exchange a doll for credit in a toy store? No problem. Trying to exchange a doll for a baby in a maternity ward? Big problem
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
World wonders why wave of whelps with weird weeners is waxing
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(KATU)
 
 
 
State of Oregon files racketeering lawsuit against Gambino Family because of construction kickbacks...check that...against Oracle for faked software bills
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(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing a newly laid lawn. What a crazy old sod
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Confucius say... "I'm back. Enjoy the enlightenment"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party, Thursday Sept 11th at 7:00pm at Cecil's Tavern
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
After accident in WV cops find guns, pot, fireworks and 30 chickens. Sounds like a hell of party
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man in construction garb wanted for bank robbery. Police are also on the lookout for his accomplices, a Cowboy, a soldier, a Native American, a biker, and someone who may be impersonating a police officer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this perch crasher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for getting your kid to enjoy fine dining: consider employing bread as a vehicle for other foods, such as caviar or foie gras. That's the joke, because subby is poor
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Buckle up, because if you want to take a tour of Washington's marijuana shops, you can't leave the driving to someone else
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents turn 13-year-old daughter into police for texting nude photos of herself to classmates, haven't quite thought through the fact that they will probably have to support a registered sex offender forever
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
California Water Board: Oh, quit yer whining and either take the Ice Bucket Challenge or take the chicken-out option if you feel you're wasting water in a drought
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here are 10 good things you don't know about Ferguson, Missouri. Well, 9 good things, and the fact that it was the birthplace of Doobie Brother Michael McDonald
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Student reportedly suspended for saying "bless you" in class, says she's glad she didn't say "Gesundheit" or she may have been accused of war crimes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rick Perry's mugshot
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Get buzzed with fizz....or fizzed with a buzz...or...well, it's the REAL thing
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(Brew Review)
 
 
 
Attention all you hipsters with your fancy glass growlers: The experts say a metal growler is better. What is your preferred beer growler material? Discuss
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saving the planet will get a little easier soon now that the evil scourge of high powered vacuum users will be put to an end
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Psychologist describes current parenting trends as "crap" and raising a generation of spoilt brats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A stray kitten eats his way to a role on the Broadway stage, just in time for Caturday
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Striking before and after photos of the drought in California
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(CNN)
 
 
 
St. Louis County cop put on leave after video surfaces of him confirming FARK stereotypes of cops. Bonus birther, anti-Muslim, and 'four sodomites on the Supreme Court' rant thrown in as a bonus
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Huge tunnels discovered under Antarctic ice. Great old ones unavailable for comment
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Rogaine, Sonicare toothbrushes and Crest Whitestrips
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Man shot in the chest with hands handcuffed behind his back. In the back of a squad car. Coroner rules suicide, of course
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and Farkers wailed, for they could not get a perfect score on the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Coloradans are so high they created their own legal tender, man
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Short on money? Why not start claiming your child has terminal cancer?
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
...and we have a new candidate for "Mugshot of the Year"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cool: Venezuela makes food nearly free. Not so cool: people cart it off to sell in Colombia, causing massive shortages
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
People on the Shanghai subway watch man faint and figure he's probably dropped dead from some disease so they run like hell
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
After high school drops Redskins mascot, town renames a street "Redskin's Drive." With apostrophe, because that makes it "less controversial"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attorney from the law firm of Romero, Romero, and Romero fears his triple-murderer client's horns and '666' tattoo might work against him in court
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
What sort of guy puts an end to 378 consecutive pay-it-forward orders at Starbucks? This sort
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(Time)
 
 
 
The reason we were waiting so long on a police report from Ferguson is because, until three days ago, there wasn't one
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Suspicious substance causes shutdown of Fort Lauderdale Airport, reported to be the last ounce of passenger dignity
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Anybody can roll their SUV on the freeway, but it takes a special kind of drunk to roll his SUV on the freeway, get it to land on its tires, and then keep on driving
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(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
Photoshop ESA astronaut Alexander Gerst inside this cargo vehicle docked at the ISS
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
2.2 million bean bag chairs recalled over shocking .00009% fatality rate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More and more restaurants are refusing to serve ketchup to adults. Which is just fine according to The National Hot Dog Council
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ukrainian separatist leader, previously a science fiction author, claims he's living in his books. Which oddly makes sense, considering the fiction coming from both sides in the conflict
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters fear nothing. Except possibly being killed in battle by a woman
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
HONEY, I'm HOME
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Judge orders package deliveryman to have his package measured
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At only four inches long this little guy is Britain's smallest dog
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"Even if I am going to hell, that doesn't mean the Earth is 6,000 years old"
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
A Lightsaber: an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Or a suspicious object on the side of the road that draws the bomb squad, either way
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(io9)
 
 
 
A gallery of the cats who served in World War I
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(MainStreet)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court says it is okay to lie to employees, as long as it is to cut their pay and steal their retirement after promising you won't
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
155 births at the National Zoo in the past year lead to ugly-ass overload
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pretty portal pair
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
If Westboro Baptist wants to protest something, they should go to Iraq and protest ISIS. What's that? they are? Oh, carry on then
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who raised more than $50,000 with a Kickstarter for potato salad? He's using the proceeds to throw a concert to benefit Columbus-area homeless. "Tickets are free; no need for scallopers"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California restaurants now free to serve dogs
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
100% Fark no
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Psychologist explains why everyone is terrified of things like viral outbreaks, contagions, Ebola, and shutting down everything in response
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rapper Talib Kweli flips his shiat, while talkin' 'bout hits, taken to Brown's melon, biatchin' out Don Lemon. It started out calm enough, 'til Don started bein' all gruff, bout how CNN is great, which we all know it ain't. *drops mic*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as a 'good psychopath'?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Residents of one neighborhood are perplexed at the sudden increase in coyote sightings and the disappearance of their pets and believe the two events could be "more than a coincidence"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Having stress in your life is actually good for you, according to an article written by your boss
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores what its coverage of the British burning Washington 200 years ago might have sounded like. Subby's guessing it starts with an exploration of how American aggression caused the carnage and finished with six hours of British recipes
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Man trolls coworker by continually stealing his sandwich
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're out scuba diving, trying to set up a cool selfie shot and some blowhard photobombs you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The landlord can be a real pain in your ass. And occasionally your scrotum
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop these swimmers in synch
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
County Clerk: Let's just go ahead and release you early. Convict: Gee, thanks. I started a family, finished parole, started a new li- Courts: Not so fast motherfarker
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
From today's 'Only in Alaska' files: Store evacuated after forklift driver accidentally punctures a can of bear spray
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bowling For Rhinos. Transit Lanes, Williamsville, New York. August 22, 7pm
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(RedEye Chicago)
 
 
 
One in every 200 billionaires in the world is born in Chicago. Apparently the odds of becoming extremely wealthy increase exponentially the closer you can get to Oprah
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ice Bucket Challenge claims its first victims. Shocking
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
McDonald's is testing McMozzarella sticks with McMarinara sauce that will taste McDisgusting and leave you McRegretting your McDecision to ever eat them
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Two percent of British people think Hawaii is part of the UK, don't know the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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