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Sat November 22, 2014
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Attention, consumers: Dave Barry's 2014 Holiday Gift Guide is finally here for your enjoyment
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Funeral Home says "fark it", cuts off transgender woman's hair, dresses her and presents her as a man in an open casket
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Community passes a new tax to save the local library. Township: "Great, that's just enough for us to start charging rent"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SE Wisconsin Fark Party w/ BACON November 29, 2014
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painting of a man painting a painting of his house
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman goes on hunger strike until city repeals its law forbidding homeless from eating in a park. And, much like the city's homeless, no one has given her any attention
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Tim Giardina was a 3-star Admiral in the US Navy. He was also put in charge of the U.S. Nuclear Arsenal on land, sea, and air. The powers of Armageddon itself were placed in his trust. But he was too busy forging casino chips to care about all that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Every man: "I totally believe it". Every woman: "Riiiiiiight"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK Party - New Orleans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferguson grand jury decides to: A) Indict B) No Bill C) Not fark up Thanksgiving and Black Friday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this accomplished mission
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(AP)
 
 
 
6.8 mag quake strikes Japan. And so it goes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well THAT article really bummed me out
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(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
Police officers demand chief be fired because he told them to back away from suicidal man rather than use him for target practice
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Family loses everything in fire at Joe's Garage. Fire blamed on band playing with a cheesy amp and a second-hand Stratocaster with a whammy bar
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When cutting through sheet rock to steal a Mosque's donation box, don't wear a hat with your name on it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"It's been fifty years since JFK was assassinated. We must re-investigate the crime," claims journalist who somehow has missed the past fifty years of investigations
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bus driver: "He came out of nowhere, like somebody just beamed him down." This defense only works if the deceased was wearing a red shirt
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gym teacher drags teen girl into the pool after she refuses to swim ... because she just had her hair done. Tag is for everyone involved
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(Time)
 
 
 
Every tinfoil maker in the world should pitch in to pay this guy a pension
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dirty commies
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
How can this little unwanted moggy also be the rarest cat in all of Scotland? It's because he's a MALE tortoiseshell. Give a Caturday welcome to twelve-week-old Harry, who has defied genetics by being one of the few toms in the world to have tortoiseshell colors
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Arizona 'pregnant man' charged with stalking estranged wife." No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The United States of Alcohol. What is the booziest state is America?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, no one thought it was odd that Gantz would clock out from the warehouse everyday with a stack of surplus combat helmets on his head
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your breakfast gets interrupted by total bollocks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sales of beard nets soar as marginally-employable hipsters increasingly enter the food service industry
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"And in the master bedroom, the closet is big enough to hide a dead body"
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's list of the 100 most influential Americans includes Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, and... L. Ron Hubbard?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Window washer falls 11 stories, hits moving vehicle, and survives. No word on the condition of the Leprechaun he landed on
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nairobi police have had it with these motherfarkin giraffes on the motherfarkin plane
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The sexiest goat portraits you will see today
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"None of my kids are afraid to hunt with rifles because there is no longer the loud bang"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas has just ruined the textbook industry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sandy construction
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Members of Kentucky's Labor Cabinet enraged after someone asks them to do some work and shovel snow outside their Lexington office
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(White House)
 
 
 
White House names new executive pastry chef. Republicans immediately threaten to sue, saying it is beyond Obama's constitutional authority
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SHUT. DOWN... what do you mean, too late?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
And for today's, "What?" headline, "Ex-con gay porn twin pens novel"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Beauty is all in the eye of the beholder of meth
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'X' marks the splat
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As you protest in Ferguson, have no fear of violence from the police or the KKK, because Anonymous will have your back and totally hack their websites or something
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DEVO frontman opens up about his career as a visual artist, his myopia and how he managed to whip it good
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these record breakers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Weird News Quiz. This week featuring a secret ingredient. Just kidding, bacon isn't a secret
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fark: Two computer scientists respond to a predatory journal with 7 words, complete with charts and graphs. Total WTF: The journal prints it (Not safe for work Language)
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Q: Is Florida state law making students feel less intelligent in school? A: Florida
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Amnesty International releases free software to detect if the government is spying on your computer. So if you're curious to find out how many NSA operatives are searching through your Peg-Leg Pete fetish porn collection, here you go
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The lesson here, folks, is to avoid putting pureed raw frog on your eyes
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kmart tells employees if they don't come in to work on Thanksgiving, they will "automatically be fired"
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Oh my, unintended truck advertising is unintended
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD decides to show those n00bs in the Ferguson PD how you're supposed to shoot an unarmed black man
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Monty Python's 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' passes Frank Sinatra's 'My Way' as the most popular funeral song of all time
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Suspected child molesters arrested after enrolling in elementary school to recruit victims. No, this is not the plot of the next Adam Sandler movie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No pants fires reported at world's biggest liar competition
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese people can't stand root beer because smell reminds them of popular pain-relieving medicinal patch
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember when parents used to fight over really cool toys? Now they're fighting over pink plastic pregnant puppies. Which also doubles as the name of subby's new Chinese polka bluegrass band
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail humbly requests you be outraged at excessively PC multicultural Christmas jumper. "They claim it is a sweater for 'Modern Britain'"
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this dinner date gone wrong
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: This lonely man needs some company. Can you help?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to have a "tactical-live action zombie experience"? Don't mind Arizona? Then this event might just be what you're looking for
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are many ways to skin a cat. And by that I mean there are many ways to give a cat a pill
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Wilson negotiating to resign in effort to stem rioting in Ferguson
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"The Crown does not have to give its reasoning when it decides not to lay charges" for A) underage drinking B) marijuana possession or C) off-duty cop going 70 over speed limit crashing and killing a kid
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
The only thing that changes after you convert your crab boat into a floating strip club is who catches the crabs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The most bizarre police suspect composites you're likely to see today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's strap a GoPro to an eagle and set it loose over London
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
The CIA reviewed some books about Snowden. Shockingly, the spy agency was not impressed with "Snowden's broken family life, his half-finished education, his political beliefs, and his devotion to the Internet"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Think your city has noise pollution problems with all the cars and trucks going back and forth? Just take a look at Venice where they don't have cars and trucks, they need to ban wheelies on suitcases because they make too much noise
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