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Fri August 01, 2014
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eric Garner's Death Ruled a Homicide
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Inadvertent photobomb leads to what surely must be the most amusing wedding pictures ever
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Nice going Chip - way to screw it up for the rest of us by becoming the new poster child for those who constantly tell us cats are smarter than dogs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative Kentucky judge says black defendant wearing Obama t-shirt is "lucky to get out of her courtroom alive"
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Come on, everyone knows it isn't assault if you allow a floor to buffer your shots at a family member
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Ukraine takes more losses in the worst game of Capture the Flag ever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cocaine worth $1M goes missing from 'locked and sealed room' at police headquarters in Paris
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD calls shotgun
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
British town takes action against seagulls "led into a life of crime" by older birds
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
There's "drunk" driving - and then there's "drunk driving a dump truck with the box up - taking out scaffolding on a bridge and causing major structural damage that requires a major highway to be closed down for days/weeks"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Old-and-busted: 226 year old tiny town in Virginia, with ties to Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette. New hotness: Using internet crowdfunding to save itself
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
102-year-old man dies. Fark: crashing his ATV
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Men who think outside the box asked to draw vaginas
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tackler and tacklee
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Semi-trailer crash covers interstate 465 in butter. Police looking for any witnesses who may have seen Paula Deen fleeing the scene
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Children fleeing violence in Honduras are being sent to Chicago. They'll feel right at home
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Selfie = photo of myself. Usie = photo of us. Belfie = photo of my butt. Felfie = Fark, I really can't take much more of this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Indiana man wins $1 million lottery twice in three months, hopes to fulfill lifelong dream of getting out of Indiana
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Are "homosexuals merely commie pawns" in an effort to destroy America? We're just asking
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The current mess in the Middle East just got a bit more confusing as Arab states line up against Hamas
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ten things to know about the invasive fire ants currently on the march through the American southeast. 1) Get out of their way. 2) See number one
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Obvious: Grand Wizard of KKK chapter calls for the shooting of refugee children coming across the border. Fark: He's asking for black people to ally with the KKK to get this done
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome back to your late-summer episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Remember your answers, so you can do well on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me when it airs tomorrow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sharknado 2 lasted longer than the latest cease-fire in Gaza
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(NPR)
 
 
 
1) Cooking dinner; 2) Having sex; 3) Pooping. Which way would you rather die? It's probably going to be one of those, so you might as well go ahead and pick one now
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Winners of the 2014 National Geographic photo contest. Meet your new wallpapers
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(WVEC)
 
 
 
Elderly Texas woman refuses to sell her house to a new development, points a shotgun at construction workers, and gets in standoff on her porch with the police. Neighbor: "I knew she was going to be on the news eventually"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Ebola-infected doctor gave his only dose of an experimental treatment to his Ebola-infected coworker
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You've heard about the Human Barbie, now here's the human Ken who spent $50,000 on plastic surgery to look like his favorite toy (w/ creepy pics that will haunt your dreams)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trendy hotel's floor-to-ceiling windows reveals patrons on toilet. Where? Come on, you get one guess
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Around The World: EuroFark 2014 - Oct 3-5 - Prague, Czech Republic
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The annual Perseid meteor shower will be its usual bust starting this weekend
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Thieves steal a RV trailer and find out the Texas way that the owner was fast asleep in the back
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mysterious lake that suddenly appeared in a drought-stricken region of Tunisia last month is being hailed a miracle by locals. Tests now show the lake is radioactive
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
American couple calls police the day after they were overcharged for ice cream and water. If only there were a menu with the prices lis...oh wait, there was
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
For some reason if you were famous it used to be considered an honor to allow some artist to depict you with overly-exaggerated eyes and lips and hang it up in an exclusive restaurant
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Your silly octagonal red signs can't hold me back - I'm Sovereign
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(Channel 5)
 
 
 
Woman who went on 98 dates in nine months sums up: "I grew up in Minnesota and we had a state fair. The pigs, the cows, the horses would all be paraded for their blue ribbon. When I date, I feel that I am the pig, the cow or the horse" (pic)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ken Ham wants NASA's search for extraterrestrial life defunded so more creationist museums can be built, because Jesus wasn't a Klingon. Well, duh, Klingon Jesus was Kahless The Unforgettable, who slew the tyrant Molor with the first bat'leth
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Man provides logical explanation for why he put needles in packaged meat on at least seven occasions. It was "just for the hell of it." "It was stupidity. I didn't want to hurt nobody"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Grumpy Cat is building an empire, plans to not fail like the Ottomans or Napoleon did
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Mississippi Supreme Court disciplines judge after she sent three 15-year-olds to a juvenile home to be strip searched, drug tested, and have a three-day stay. Their alleged crime? Walking through a woman's yard (they were later found not guilty)
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches delicious orange and blue lobster. The odds? 1 in 50 million
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Kerry and Ban Ki-moon successfully negotiate a 120-minute truce in Gaza
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
If you lock your child in a car accidentally, you can easily break the windows by hitting the lower left-hand corner with a hard object. They are designed that way. This guy didn't know that, but he did have a baseball bat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When you are flying over the Atlantic at 35,000ft, please refrain from punching the window so hard it cracks. It freaks out the other passengers
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Commercial airplane passengers could soon be issued parachutes along with their boarding passes. You know, just because
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
I've never seen a man with so many chickens in his SUV. I've never seen a man with so many chickens in his SUV. I've never seen a man with so many chickens in his SUV. I've never seen a man with so many chickens in his SUV
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tech-savvy trucker
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Remember when you could borrow a baggie of sugar from your neighbors without everyone in the apartment complex assuming you were buying drugs? "It's sad you can't give people sugar or salt or baking soda because the color is white"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Glow-in-the-dark ice cream. New Hotness: Ice cream that changes colors as you eat it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A breakdown of who's still smoking in the United States. Hmmm... confused and mostly uneducated Millennials with identity issues? *check link* Yup
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese farmer lynches Elmo doll, erects innovative scarecrow that will chase away all crows, all humans under 4
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unable to wait patiently for ebola to make its way to the US naturally, the CDC decides to import it
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman is shocked, SHOCKED that someone would dress in scrubs with a stethoscope around their neck and pretend to be a home health nurse in order to steal and pawn thousands in jewelry
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The London Zoo is being investigated because naked drunken guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures during lucrative after-hours parties that are putting the animals' welfare in danger
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Beer milkshakes now availble in Philadelphia. John Steinbeck would be proud
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop gets job back after claiming boner cream tainted his drug test. Riiiiiiight
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
A bridge's weight limit is more of a guideline than a rule. Most of the time
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to have Cybersex on the Internet. A useful guide from 1997. (Not safe for work)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Women in China are banding together and showing a strong sense of solidarity. Fark: With selfies of their unshaven armpits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This broadcast booth is just waiting for you to photoshop something happening
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CIA admits its agents improperly searched Senate computers. Don't worry, though, they'd never illegally monitor ordinary civilians, that would be wrong
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's the only thing more dangerous than using a cell phone while driving? Using two
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob arrested for trying to burn down his ex-girlfriend's house
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Sex offender inmate claims he's being punished for watching HBO, says he's not some filthy Lannister
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(55)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Your new global warming term: 'nuisance flooding' from high tides - which has increased 325 percent in the city of Norfolk. Surf's up in your backyard
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(Newser)
 
 
 
You know who's not on American paper dollars? Women. Specifically, Kim Kardashian
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate takes his son to the zoo and records it for memories as he lets him climb over a safety barrier to pet a tiger. Since this is Fark you know what happened next
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Somehow, the global economy is destroying the demand for electricity. Which is ironic, considering we're all reading this on a computer, tablet, or smartphone powered by said electricity
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Random act of... flamingos
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When your teacher tells you to keep your arms inside the bus, you LISTEN
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas/Fort Worth ranks third on list of top tourism destinations in the U.S. Apparently, tourists are enthralled with Dealey Plaza, the Stockyards, and miles and miles and miles of homogenous urban sprawl
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Back to school special August 21 at 7PM
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to break out the steak prep to show off the goods. When it's time to do it up, how do you make a steak? Difficulty: Not a strip, T-bone, or ribeye
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Rare three-tusked walrus discovered. Alaska: and immediately eaten by locals
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this explosive reeinactment
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(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Toothmarks gave rogue dentist away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nursing home resident suing police for taking her hostage during a training exercise and failing to mention it was a training exercise
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(92)
 
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
The rapist sentenced to 7 to 14 years in prison
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising almost no one, almost every fact the federal government relies upon to argue against legalizing marijuana is completely wrong. What the hell are they smoking?
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(222)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Air passenger demands parachute and cigarettes before attacking cabin crew with prosthetic leg. Yes, drink was involved officer
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Man dies after crashing his car into a bee-infested house, David Spade seen running from the scene
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For £330, your ass can be just as pretty as your face (Some images might be Not safe for work)
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Judge tells world's worst pot grower to find a job he's better at than the drug trade: "I think you should seriously consider taking up another occupation because you are not very good at this one"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Between 2009 and 2011, armed IRS agents fired their guns accidentally more often than they fired their guns on purpose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sony selling so many PS4s that if you slipped XBox One sales into the figures, it would look like an accounting error
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(Small Wars Journal)
 
 
 
In a way, ISIS has solved Iraq's constitutional crisis
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(57)
 
(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Liberian Official: We can't control the Ebola outbreak so....EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
♫Aruba, Jamaica oooh I wanna take you, to Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama, Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go, oooh I wanna take you down to Roofie Island♫
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(45)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists just can't admit giant ice worms causing unexplained holes in Siberia
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(45)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Latest use for drones? Flying contraband items over prison walls
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
For the woman in your life who has everything - vibrating Kegel exerciser/game controller
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh look - it's a gigantic sky penis (SFW)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sketch of man wanted for rape looks a lot like the 'sexy mug shot guy' in jail across the country
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"The internet lost one of its most famous, influential, and important dogs yesterday. RIP Benny the boxer"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Activists in South Korea have sent bundles of banned chocolate snacks across the border to the North via a series of helium balloons. Choco Pies are a South Korean chocolate snack filled with marshmallow, somewhat similar to Wagon Wheels"
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest tourism destination is Ukraine, where for £50 a day, you get a tour of the war zone including an armed guard for an escort and your very own body armor
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(31)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Have we reached peak burger?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man starts sexual relationship with underage girl he met at church. Apparently, God had a problem with it
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
$200k for an aborted beer run? I'll take it
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYCHA is putting homeless families ahead of domestic violence victims on public housing waiting lists. It's probably too soon for another Tick reference, isn't it
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(New York Public Library)
 
 
 
Sex manual returned to library after 54 years ... too late to save patron's marriage
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(23)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Your winning lottery numbers are 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work. You need beer and real cigarettes. This is a rule
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(24)
 
(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
Police chief orders highway department to post illegal speed limit. Again
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(82)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today is National Orgasm Day. Have a good one
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When the only way the cops can describe how drunk you were when they arrested you is "off the Richter scale" because your blood-alcohol level was five times the legal limit, you may have a problem (mugshot)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We've learned some more about the American suicide bomber. Dude was basically a whiny teenager from a gated community in Florida
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I told my mother I was joining a dating website. She was curious and started checking it out. She is now pretending to be a 28 year-old woman and is catfishing a guy. And I'm not getting a single message. What do I do?
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dirty peeper
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Who knew Instagram geo-tagged every selfie you uploaded? OK, apart from this Russian Buk missile technician
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Scientist who helped discover Ebola: "I would sit next to an Ebola sufferer on the subway." Once
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(Some Southern Guy)
 
 
 
Fark y'all
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides to commit suicide. News: And has the gun in his mouth, ready to pull the trigger when his girlfriend hits him in the head with the butt of another gun. Fark: Making him accidentally pull the trigger shooting her instead
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(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Republicans are creating difficulty in honoring a pinko Commie librul piece of scum--the Pope
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
This is why we cannot smoke nice things
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
37 arrests in the last 30 days, 202 arrests since January, a man driving off with a officer hanging off his truck after shoplifting and another man dressed as a woman stealing 18 flat-screen TVs. Welcome to America's most dysfunctional Walmart
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How do you like to grill your steak? a) Cast iron skillet b) charcoal grill c) liquid hot "magma"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In case you ever wondered what 29 sumo wrestlers crammed into a tiny plane looked like
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michigan woman gives zoo the middle finger
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family on a flight from Beijing to Detroit encourage their child to take a dump on his chair instead of in the bathroom
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Five years after giving laptops to school kids, Hoboken scraps the whole thing. Anybody want 10,000 used laptops?
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