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Fri December 02, 2016
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colombia plane crash survivor curled up in a fetal position before impact, which was learned after trying to deal with United Airlines customer services
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(Crunchyroll)
 
 
 
Domino's in Japan is dressing up their delivery scooters to look like reindeer. How long until one of them runs over a grandma?
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Why is a marriage like a tornado in West Virginia? Eventually, someone's gonna lose a trailer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diplomat from fascist police state beats Mogolian rapper for wearing symbols from different fascist police state
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft isn't normal. Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft in the Himalayas really, REALLY isn't normal, but on MTOS it is
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Neighbours don't like having a dominatrix next door, because the noise is keeping their kids awake
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Hitting your boyfriend in the face with a squid in front of the bagel shop might not be normal where you're from, but this...is...FLORIDA
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Flying sharks spotted off the coast of Australia because of course that's where flying sharks would live
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Waco pimp gets 12 life sentences. Says he should have just played chess
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea puts on display of firepower against its sworn enemy the Pacific Ocean as it vows revenge for UN sanctions
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I bet your favorite bar doesn't hold cockfights in the basement
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chandelier
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Pastor says car salesman swiped wife's nude photos from his iPhone, sent them to swingers' site
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual story letting us all know that yes, it snows at the top of mountains. Even in Hawaii. Someone should write a book about lazy journalists writing not-news stories
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angry mom yells at Cloud
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking complains people sit too much
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(Sucks)
 
 
 
Vincent Price named new president of Duke University, will serve for the funk of forty thousand years
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Man says he set wildfires in NC because he was 'bored'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Inflate your chicken to 20psi before cooking for best effect
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Guy who has had nothing but bad luck since hitting Powerball just had his house burn down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chickens in Colorado have begun playing musical instruments. Didn't the Book of Revelation cover this?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tim and his friend with the big bow
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
1000-year-old Viking toolbox found. Sears Craftsman warranty still valid
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and for some weird reason you're still wearing pants. Well, have a drink, lose the pants, and settle in: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Dear prospective landlords: You're not supposed to enter a tenant's apartment without permission. You're especially not supposed to have sex on their beds while they're at work. And cleaning up the mess with the tenant's wedding dress is right out
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sad that your Uber ride is over? Don't worry, they're still tracking you even after you get out of the car
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Russia fears that its banking system is under threat by global hackers who could exploit code in the country's 286- and XT-based financial network
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Magnetic "scientific, thinking" (space?) putty. Silly putty for geeks. What's the magnetic equivalent of copying the comic strip onto your silly putty?? (Sponsored Link)
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Latest Harry Potter movie accused of being 'Anti-American,' proving the J.K. Rowling is not alone in having a wonderful imagination
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michigan AG files suit to stop vote recount because it's expensive and really difficult and stuff. Kinda like fixing Flint's water problem
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Re: that sneaking suspicion someone went through your bags at the airport: They did, and they got paid handsomely for it
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Inventor of General Tso's Chicken dies at age 98. in lieu of funeral, body to be lightly breaded, deep-fried then served up with rice and egg roll (or substitute wings if you like)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here are some lonely cars in New York City in the 1970s
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
White House announces support for registering women for the draft. I wouldn't worry, though, the next occupant probably won't get us in any wars or anything
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently you can shoot people multiple times, kill them while shouting, "I told you not to fark with me" in a road rage incident and walk away without charges being filed, even if there are eyewitnesses
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Whoville set ablaze by cigarette. Police warn people to be on the lookout for a green man in a Santa costume, ask that if they see him to not touch him, even with a thirty nine-and-a-half-foot pole
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Armed snowman decoration has a warning for thieves
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(Jewish Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Looking after a newborn is like taking charge of a tiny, semi-comatose alcoholic"
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Rancher will not kill P-45 because P-45 is the cutest kitty in Southern California. And the best known, what with making the front page every day now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a cop party until an Assistant Chief Constable whips one out and screams 'Look at these, look at these, these are the breasts of someone who has had three children' at one of her subordinates who just had a boob job
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Someone finally decided to peek inside an SUV covered in parking tickets. That's when they saw the corpse
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
By firing off purchase attempts to multiple online stores simultaneously, hackers can correctly guess your credit card number, CVV and expiration date in 6 seconds
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Michigan water authority considering allowing Nestlé to double the amount of groundwater it extracts - just a few miles from Flint - to bottle and sell for profit. Cost to Nestlé? $200
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man who is attempting to be the first to swim across the Atlantic Ocean has only gone 67 nautical miles in 3 weeks. Which means at the current rate he will not arrive until early 2018
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chair and its occupant into some more exciting surroundings
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New LED lights unveiled at Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls? Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch
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(Slate)
 
 
 
One of the major reasons Amazon has become a retail juggernaut? The $760 million in taxpayer money the government has used to subsidize it since 2005. Don't you love holding the free market's invisible hand?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man shoots home intruder, who should be thankful that he doesn't have to read this article
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
FAA to Dreamliner pilots - "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
By now, we all know the Internet Archive wants to back itself up in Canada. Here's why
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is why Americans are broke and obese. Now who wants to eat out tonight?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're fatter than you think you are
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fire & Rescue plays Pokémon Go, finds real-life Blastoise
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
This grandma wanted to make sure everybody ate a lot of food on Thanksgiving
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
One time Fidel wanted me to get him some Viagra. "Why?" I asked. "For my Cuban missile crisis," he said. Then we laughed for twenty minutes straight
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
♫ The Love Boat, polluting the ocean, covering it up ♫
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man driving 115 MPH on Route 6 in Rhode Island, while live streaming to Facebook Live, ends the way you'd expect it would
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan city spends all summer developing a way to help the homeless. Just kidding, they spent all summer making an app for people to call in police raids on homeless camps
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Maids-a-milking did not get a raise this year
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret accused of featuring 'racist lingerie' in fashion show, as paying hundreds of dollars for dental floss tied in knots is cultural appropriation (Not safe for work)
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Lt Governor in NJ says that if the minimum wage is raised to $15 an hour, residents will have to pump their own gas. Next she'll be saying they will have to scan their own groceries
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(NPR)
 
 
 
UNESCO declares Belgian beer culture a treasure of humanity. Admiral Ackbar declares, "It's a Trappist"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
A new kind of low: Stealing the Salvation Army kettle and leaving in a $70,000 SUV
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Now that marijuana is legal in my state can I come to work stoned? The short answer is: NO. The long answer is: NOOO WAAAAAY, DUDE
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police hold gun-buying sting, discover criminals bring guns to gun buying stings
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(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Jesus-thieving three admit Wollongong mall nativity heist. Try saying that three times fast
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Concrete statue of Jeebus survives Tennessee wildfires, so OF COURSE it's a miracle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the weeks leading up to Christmas, two slightly grumpy alpacas join eight others on guard duty - protecting 24,000 free-range turkeys from being attacked by foxes
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Alleged criminal masterminds with 300 stolen purses in their possession are captured because they forgot to turn off Find my iPhone
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(Government Executive)
 
 
 
For $1 million, you can get intimate with Mike Pence
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
France has decided Sausage Party is suitable for 12 year olds. Naturally some people have a problem with this
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Someone took Walmart's Black Friday door buster ad a little too litterally
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Guy who created 7000 false identities and performed $200 million in credit card fraud sentenced to.... two years?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle home prices have risen %12 since last year, because it's not a bubble if you can't pop the damn thing
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you lost an elephant around 10,000 years ago, Los Angeles Metro would like a word with you
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Make-A-Wish foundation: What is your wish? Kid with cancer: I want to blow stuff up. Make-A-Wish foundation: We can do that
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The owner of the world's oldest cat fears he may have relinquished his title
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
And the state with the worst drivers is
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Actual headline: What do you call that feeling when you see something cute? c) Ugly Ass
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this sketch
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In today's mugshot lineup: Inmate gives the cops the bird
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
In most countries it would be cool to make your daughter pass a gruelling obstacle course in your back garden. But this is America, so it's fine
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good news people of San Francisco, you can now pee on the sidewalks anywhere in the city
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
All you sperm donors can breathe a sigh of relief now. Well, a second sigh of relief
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Law student prevented from attending classes because her skirt was too short (SFW pics, you decide)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper and his lady are gonna have a baby. Tsunami of mini-Cooper jokey headlines expected to hit the internet by 6:00 AM Eastern
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen sets house on fire over boyfriend 'beef,' showing once again the dangers of bovine husbandry
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Facebook: The Brawndo of political journalism
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Clown of Aleppo killed by air strike. Begun, the clown wars have
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
89-year-old veteran posts ad looking for job to save him "dying of boredom"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's welfare director fired. He leaves behind 80,000 rounds of ammo and 50 handguns in the office basement. "These jihadists in San Bernardino attacked a social service center for the developmentally disabled. They will go anywhere,"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Specialized items are always available for aspiring cooks and seasoned chefs alike. Ever buy something that you soon wish you could have a do-over on? Help your fellow Farkers avoid costly/space-wasting mistakes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists at The Daily Mail use an eye tracking device to determine which stereotype women prefer. A) Muscular Man B) Hipster Man C) Boyish Man
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Andrei, you've lost another cargo ship headed to the ISS?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While many corporations are pulling their ads from Brietbart News after increased media scrutiny of the site and its CEO's white nationalist ties, Nissan has announced it is staying. Said their spokesman: Did you forget which side we were on in WWII?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't *baaaaa* tase me, bro
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Evengelicals fight science so much? Could it be they fear what would happen if aliens would truly be discovered? Or maybe they would just say that aliens are "dragons" just as they do with dinosaurs
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
2010: Nobody beaten by Toronto police during protests. 2016: Nobody allowed to proceed with lawsuit against police. Bonus video of police beating Nobody
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bouncing bird
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The latest casualty on The War against Christmas: The candy cane
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Diamonds grown in a lab are now indistinguishable from mined diamonds. Although the value of your mined diamond is enhanced by the mystical cachet of child labor, illicit arms deals, and African genocide, so there is that to consider
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a rare case of Australia not trying to kill people, a group of 17-year-olds spend $20 to synthesize the key ingredient for $110,000 worth of Daraprim just to prove Pharma Bro is a giant douche
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Eighth-grader bags monster bull elk, sets Nebraska state record
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Japan may legalize gambling and casinos because why not
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Texas man jailed for using Twitter to harass others. That kind of behavior could get him sentenced to four years as President of the United States
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at Vagisil's new ad, which features four dry-vagina'd cartoon women in a dry-as-their-vaginas desert commiserating about how dry their vaginas are. Vagina
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Amazon up 29% from last year Oh... in deforestation, I suppose those boxes have to come from somewhere
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to bury hundreds of unclaimed dead. Don't open
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
85 languages are spoken by the children at Buffalo, NY public schools. Kids can now learn 85 different ways to say "When is it ever going to stop snowing?"
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
In Ohio it will soon become illegal to have sex with animals. In related news, for the time being, it is still legal to have sex with animals in Ohio
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
There once were two idiots from Limerick, who said "Hold my Guinness and watch this trick"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Austria bans people from smoking in their own homes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beaver walks into a store and trashes the place. Wally, being the older brother, will probably get the blame
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon's legal pot sales are coming to a halt because of testing for pesticides. "People are saying this is totally unfair. That's actually completely wrong. These things are expected of any industry where people are putting things in their mouth"
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff explains 497 misses out of 500 shots fired by claiming they didn't want to kill the suspect
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A young couple were left stunned after council workers seized their doormat claiming it was a health and safety risk and then demanded £40 for its return" (w/ pic of doormat)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1955, a lady refuses to give up her seat in a bus and the whole country notices
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Halo Board and Halo Board Extreme. Battery-powered, self-balancing skateboard with bluetooth, LEDs, and 156 point safety inspection. Excellent upgrade from bipedal locomotion. (Sponsored Link)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The MLB All-Star Game is rumored to have become a meaningless game again
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Mall of America hires a black Santa and somehow this is news. Thanks, Trump
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin medically evacuated from the South Pole
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by world's best preserved mummy which is still soft to the touch even after 2,100 years (Not for the squeamish)
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(Climate Depot)
 
 
 
How did you like that mild Autumn? Good. Now get ready for record low temperatures across "almost entire USA"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: This simple blank key
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Your Periodic Table is now obsolete, as 4 new elements are officially given names and locations
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet's answer Breitbart's boycott of Kellogg's cereal. Honey Nut Gestapos, anyone?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
High on the list of things you don't want to hear from an air traffic controller: "I'm not sure what heading to turn you onto"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hippo attacks truck, driver has only appropriate reaction (not safe for work language)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Most famous gun in French history' sold for $460K. To be fair, it was actually fired and never dropped
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(Newser)
 
 
 
College students probably weren't going to fork over their beer money anyway, but nice try, computer kidnappers
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Today's mass shooting is brought to you by Baltimore, where a lone gunman has killed 2 and injured 4 others
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poet calls out Americans' addiction to technology. Although no one would ever know that he wrote the poem if he hadn't made a digital video and posted it online
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tacoma police officer killed responding to domestic violence call. Suspect barricaded and standoff currently underway
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parallel parking and diagonal parking are for amateurs. Try vertical parking
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 604: "Barking Up the Wrong Tree". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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