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Fri August 01, 2014
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Glow-in-the-dark ice cream. New Hotness: Ice cream that changes colors as you eat it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A breakdown of who's still smoking in the United States. Hmmm....confused and mostly uneducated Millennials with identity issues? *check link* Yup
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese farmer lynches Elmo doll, erects innovative scarecrow that will chase away all crows, all humans under 4
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unable to wait patiently for ebola to make it's way to the US naturally, the CDC decides to import it
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman is shocked, SHOCKED that someone would dress in scrubs with a stethoscope around their neck and pretend to be a home health nurse in order to steal and pawn thousands in jewelry
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The London Zoo is being investigated because naked drunken guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures during lucrative after-hours parties that are putting the animals' welfare in danger
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Beer milkshakes now availble in Philadelphia. John Steinbeck would be proud
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop gets job back after claiming boner cream tainted his drug test. Riiiiiiight
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
A bridge's weight limit is more of a guideline than a rule. Most of the time
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to have Cybersex on the Internet. A useful guide from 1997. (Not safe for work)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Women in China are banding together and showing a strong sense of solidarity. Fark: With selfies of their unshaven armpits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This broadcast booth is just waiting for you to photoshop something happening
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CIA admits its agents improperly searched Senate computers. Don't worry, though, they'd never illegally monitor ordinary civilians, that would be wrong
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's the only thing more dangerous than using a cell phone while driving? Using two
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob arrested for trying to burn down his ex-girlfriend's house
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Sex offender inmate claims he's being punished for watching HBO, says he's not some filthy Lannister
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Your new global warming term: 'nuisance flooding' from high tides - which has increased 325 percent in the city of Norfolk. Surf's up in your backyard
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(Newser)
 
 
 
You know who's not on American paper dollars? Women. Specifically, Kim Kardashian
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate takes his son to the zoo and records it for memories as he lets him climb over a safety barrier to pet a tiger. Since this is Fark you know what happened next
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Somehow, the global economy is destroying the demand for electricity. Which is ironic, considering we're all reading this on a computer, tablet, or smartphone powered by said electricity
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Random act of... flamingos
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When your teacher tells you to keep your arms inside the bus, you LISTEN
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas/Fort Worth ranks third on list of top tourism destinations in the U.S. Apparently, tourists are enthralled with Dealey Plaza, the Stockyards, and miles and miles and miles of homogenous urban sprawl
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Back to school special August 21 at 7PM
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to break out the steak prep to show off the goods. When it's time to do it up, how do you make a steak? Difficulty: Not a strip, T-bone, or ribeye
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Rare three-tusked walrus discovered. Alaska: and immediately eaten by locals
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this explosive reeinactment
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(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Toothmarks gave rogue dentist away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nursing home resident suing police for taking her hostage during a training exercise and failing to mention it was a training exercise
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
The rapist sentenced to 7 to 14 years in prison
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising almost no one, almost every fact the federal government relies upon to argue against legalizing marijuana is completely wrong. What the hell are they smoking?
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Air passenger demands parachute and cigarettes before attacking cabin crew with prosthetic leg. Yes, drink was involved officer
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Man dies after crashing his car into a bee-infested house, David Spade seen running from the scene
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For £330, your ass can be just as pretty as your face (Some images might be Not safe for work)
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Judge tells world's worst pot grower to find a job he's better at than the drug trade: "I think you should seriously consider taking up another occupation because you are not very good at this one"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Between 2009 and 2011, armed IRS agents fired their guns accidentally more often than they fired their guns on purpose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sony selling so many PS4s that if you slipped XBox One sales into the figures, it would look like an accounting error
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(Small Wars Journal)
 
 
 
In a way, ISIS has solved Iraq's constitutional crisis
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(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Liberian Official: We can't control the Ebola outbreak so....EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
♫Aruba, Jamaica oooh I wanna take you, to Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama, Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go, oooh I wanna take you down to Roofie Island♫
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists just can't admit giant ice worms causing unexplained holes in Siberia
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(The State)
 
 
 
Latest use for drones? Flying contraband items over prison walls
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
For the woman in your life who has everything - vibrating Kegel exerciser/game controller
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh look - it's a gigantic sky penis (SFW)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sketch of man wanted for rape looks a lot like the 'sexy mug shot guy' in jail across the country
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"The internet lost one of its most famous, influential, and important dogs yesterday. RIP Benny the boxer"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Activists in South Korea have sent bundles of banned chocolate snacks across the border to the North via a series of helium balloons. Choco Pies are a South Korean chocolate snack filled with marshmallow, somewhat similar to Wagon Wheels"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest tourism destination is Ukraine, where for £50 a day, you get a tour of the war zone including an armed guard for an escort and your very own body armor
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Have we reached peak burger?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man starts sexual relationship with underage girl he met at church. Apparently, God had a problem with it
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
$200k for an aborted beer run? I'll take it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYCHA is putting homeless families ahead of domestic violence victims on public housing waiting lists. It's probably too soon for another Tick reference, isn't it
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(New York Public Library)
 
 
 
Sex manual returned to library after 54 years ... too late to save patron's marriage
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Your winning lottery numbers are 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work. You need beer and real cigarettes. This is a rule
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
Police chief orders highway department to post illegal speed limit. Again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today is National Orgasm Day. Have a good one
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When the only way the cops can describe how drunk you were when they arrested you is "off the Richter scale" because your blood-alcohol level was five times the legal limit, you may have a problem (mugshot)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We've learned some more about the American suicide bomber. Dude was basically a whiny teenager from a gated community in Florida
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I told my mother I was joining a dating website. She was curious and started checking it out. She is now pretending to be a 28 year-old woman and is catfishing a guy. And I'm not getting a single message. What do I do?
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dirty peeper
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Who knew Instagram geo-tagged every selfie you uploaded? OK, apart from this Russian Buk missile technician
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Scientist who helped discover Ebola: "I would sit next to an Ebola sufferer on the subway." Once
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(Some Southern Guy)
 
 
 
Fark y'all
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides to commit suicide. News: And has the gun in his mouth, ready to pull the trigger when his girlfriend hits him in the head with the butt of another gun. Fark: Making him accidentally pull the trigger shooting her instead
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(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Republicans are creating difficulty in honoring a pinko Commie librul piece of scum--the Pope
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
This is why we cannot smoke nice things
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
37 arrests in the last 30 days, 202 arrests since January, a man driving off with a officer hanging off his truck after shoplifting and another man dressed as a woman stealing 18 flat-screen TVs. Welcome to America's most dysfunctional Walmart
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How do you like to grill your steak? a) Cast iron skillet b) charcoal grill c) liquid hot "magma"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In case you ever wondered what 29 sumo wrestlers crammed into a tiny plane looked like
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michigan woman gives zoo the middle finger
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family on a flight from Beijing to Detroit encourage their child to take a dump on his chair instead of in the bathroom
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
Five years after giving laptops to school kids, Hoboken scraps the whole thing. Anybody want 10,000 used laptops?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The summer wouldn't be complete without another person having a barbecue grill brush wire surgically removed from their throat
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 482: "Distant Horizons". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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