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Mon May 25, 2015
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Porn performers in California say new proposed safety regulations, which recommend protective eye gear in some cases, will make porn films look like medical dramas
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The best bounce house EVER is in Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this papal miracle
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
IS fighters complain about nepotism in their leaders' choice of suicide bombers. No, really. Really. Seriously. Look, stop laughing--that's really what it says here
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Twin brothers, age 52, jailed after throwing bricks at each other. Neither was mortarly wounded
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Smokers, you ignore requests all the time. "Do not litter." "Stand 50 feet from entrance." "Don't smoke around kids." "Try to not be a jerk." We all expect that. But, listen. You should probably follow that "no smoking at the gas pump" one
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(Slate)
 
 
 
American cities are too suburban
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vacuum
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Craft beer lovers who want to goose their taste buds may want to seek out a haunting style called gose. American craft brewers have begun to embrace - and put their own twist on - the salty, and often, sour ancient German wheat beer"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Think Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth? Actually, these five places are
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to attack a Pedal Pub with super soakers and water balloons, try not to pick one full of off-duty cops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYC airspace gets busier due to flights diverted to JFK with fighter escorts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's 120° in India so remember to C) drink plenty of buttermilk?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church gets Ireland flag wrong following gay marriage vote - declares it hates Ivory Coast instead
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Californians will have to start drinking reconstituted sewage thanks to the state's drought. Hell, just label it "Artisan," sell it for $8 a bottle in Los Angeles and Hollywood and you'll be able to buy real water in no time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
North Korea has the ability to produce its own Fat Little Boy, man shot outside furniture store means officers don't need to give chaise, and Mean Girls mansion might fetch $12 million: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/17 - 5/23
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This Iwo Jima veteran's moving poetry will help you understand Memorial Day
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(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans to build $1-billion radar system at Clear AFB, Alaska so we can monitor those sneaky Canadians from their own backdoor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York public school hosts a fair for their kids to celebrate the end of the school year with bounce houses, a DJ and clowns. Except for the poors, who were rounded up and sent to the auditorium for not paying the $10 fee
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Moms of America, if your kids won't eat their vegetables and prefer cake over fruits, call out for Captain Citrus. He'll sort them out real quick
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Some people sulk at home after a bad breakup, others go out for a run. FARK: 114 days - from Los Angeles to Boston
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Twelve special occasions when it's permissible - no, obligatory - to drink. Hey, sun's out. You don't see THAT every day
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(UTV (Ireland))
 
 
 
Punters rescued after dinghies capsize on lough. Strewth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hipsters look away now, because your facial thatches have just been well and truly trumped at the 7th Kunsag Beard Festival in Hungary" (pics)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wet singer
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
You've been drinking coffee wrong your entire life. Here comes the caffeine science
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bomb squad detonates "suspicious" pressure cooker found in a car near the Capitol. So either it was a bomb, or someone's Memorial Day picnic just got ruined
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's the world's most popular beer... but never mind, you Farkers wouldn't have heard of it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Do you live in the UK and are thinking of a personalized license plate? Save some time and check it against the 46 pages of combinations which are a no-no
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Of course you can grill strawberries, avocados and pears
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Crime can only take what's to be had. My faith in humanity is not one of them. My integrity is not, either. My hope in Detroit was shaken but not broken. You simply cannot have it. We have come too far"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Would you like fries with your jail cell?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To the surprise of nobody anywhere, students get better grades when phones are banned
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Happy Towel Day, everyone
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ducks Only lane opens in London. Hedgehogs must continue to use the regular lanes/
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Osprey: Half-airplane, half-helicopter. Totally badass? Depends who you're talking to
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Five-year-old British child given shotgun license. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How China is combating the greatest threat to their freedom that isn't Godzilla: road rage
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Sun May 24, 2015
(ksnt.com)
 
 
 
If you left 9 brains on a street near railroad tracks in Governeur, New York, police would like to have a word with you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Begun the circumcision wars have
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
NOAA would like everyone in Oklahoma to know that all weather radios in the state are down due to a cut fiber cable. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One of the little-known features of Uber is that drivers can cancel pickups after they see how other drivers have rated you. But this one magic phrase guarantees you 5 stars every time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hole
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good idea: Tipping your waitress. Bad idea: Trying to put the money down the front of her shirt (w/video)
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
You have only five weeks left to block the fast lanes of Indiana Interstates
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"We're of the belief here at UCF that if you flunk a class, you should pay more"
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(KATU)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til someone steals Harry Truman
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
When picking a car for your 100 mph drunken joy ride try to avoid the one with "student driver" logos
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Craft beer drinkers are finally discovering this thing called "Lager"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sword wielding man in an elf costume attacks a BMW. Apparently Ganon was driving in Portland on Saturday
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Burning tanker shuts down major freeways. Just another day in Detroit
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this specialist and his specializations
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Having quadruplets is not that unusual ... unless you're 65, and already have 13 kids
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If a woman offers you a massage, make sure it does not involve tying you to a bed and setting you ablaze first
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Caught fooling around? Science has a new defense: infidelity lurks in your genes. Warning: big scientific words, though the plus side is that if you learn a few you'll sound more convincing as your mate brandishes the cast iron pan
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Must have been a good night drinking. Thieves steal a government vehicle from a storage lot and took it on a joyride for six hours. They then returned it
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Despite the UK's advances in modern medicine this episode has all the finesse of improvised surgery on Nelson's flagship during the Battle of Trafalgar"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Four reasons why feeding bread to ducks is stupid: "It's junk food for ducks"
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(MyWay News)
 
 
 
SURE they are...
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Undercover PETA operative files complaint because sheep shearers were swearing (Some Not safe for workish images in article)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Yunessan Spa House in Hakone, located in south-eastern Japan, offers relaxing ramen baths as part of its total spa experience. The baths are filled with a ramen pork broth and synthetic noodles (they're not allowed to use the real thing)"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio asks the public for help paying his legal fees. That's the joke
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
"The operation was making so much money that when a VW Golf that they were using was seized by police, nobody bothered trying to get it back"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Bacon arrested after dispute over sausage
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(UPI)
 
 
 
World's oldest person turns 116. Is one of only three remaining people born in the 1800s who is still alive
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Among the new animal species discovered in 2015 is a frog that gives birth to live tadpoles, a pufferfish that makes elaborate designs in the seafloor sand to attract mates, and a spider that does cartwheels when threatened
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this woman is measuring
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: A day in the crowd
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Pot heads arrested at pot convention for selling pot
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cool: Immigrant couple leaves entire $847,000 estate "to America." Not cool: "At the rate the federal government spends money, the $847,215 left by the Petraseks will be used up in about eight seconds"
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
You're drunk in the afternoon in your trailer next to the church. There are a bunch of screaming kids outside playing volleyball in the parking lot and all you have is your BB gun. What do you do, deputy?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fire 49 times into a car, killing an unarmed man? That's a ... well, not even a slap on the wrist. And yes, plenty of people have a problem with this
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(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran who lost his legs in combat finds a brand new friend in a rescue dog named Tango who is also missing a leg. "Being as I'm an amputee, as well, we thought ... maybe we could teach each other a few things,"
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Some potatoes have more iron than others
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(31)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Twelve blind teenagers are preparing to hike at the Grand Canyon, making those of us with perfect vision look lazy
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(51)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Woman attempts selfie, gets a great shot
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(63)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A veteran's thoughts on why we shouldn't say Happy Memorial Day: "It's the one day on the American calendar meant to exemplify what it costs to be American and to be free... and we've turned it into a day off work, a tent sale and a keg of beer"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Turns out that the anti-gay pastor in Michigan who was outed via Grindr told a gay teen that he was better off going to Hell for suicide than for being gay
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