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Thu July 30, 2015
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
City commissioner upset with sewage problem he described as "third world bad" under fire for using a picture of Haiti and saying it was his city
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, I didn't realize my parents hide cameras around the house and am mortified to think they've caught me using my body like an amusement ride
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(61)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 534: "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(38)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Trooper lets girl decide whether dad gets a speeding ticket or not. She chooses wisely
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
A sequel to Edge of Tomorrow is hinted at by Tom Cruise in which his character dies in a sequel to Edge of Tomorrow is hinted at by Tom Cruise in which his character dies in a sequel to Edge of Tomorrow is hinted at by Tom Cruise in which he lives
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Walter "Lion Killer" Palmer once settled a sexual harassment lawsuit after he was caught trying to bag a few cougars
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(149)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
The hunt is on for the person or persons leaving car parts scattered in a vacant Detroit parking lot
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(19)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
You want a volunteer position where you can get handjobs as part of a prostitution sting? Maricopa County is looking for a few good men
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jack Donaghy endorses his friend Trump, says he's just what America deserves
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
...and jumping to the defense of the dentist who killed Cecil the Lion is Ted Nugent, who says the "whole story is a lie"
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(132)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gandalf shares his family recipe for eggs. Use butter, avoid frying pans and remember, YOU SHALL NOT POACH
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The British summer holiday is going pretty much as expected
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're standing alone, without a dream in your heart; without a love of your own. If you know just what you're there for, if you're saying a prayer for someone you really could care for - well, there's this Friday
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(24)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Judge rejects claim that Maker's Mark bourbon was falsely advertised, or to blame for Fark outages
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(62)
 
(O RLY)
 
 
 
Photoshop this owl on the prowl
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(20)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Phoenix University is being investigated for aggressively targeting veterans to get a worthless degree
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(79)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
They spelled "Five simple ways to ruin a perfectly good steak" wrong
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(203)
 
(WXRT Chicago)
 
 
 
Duh
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(60)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While in the States, you have to get a 2nd job or 3rd mortgage to pay for your kid's college education. In Canada, you can use your frequent flyer miles
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(28)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
SyFy Channel assumes its ultimate form, orders show about blood-drinking cars
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(66)
 
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found in Louisiana water, promptly added to endangered species list
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(40)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
State inspector says they only investigate theme park rides that cause injury or death, not the ones that *almost* kill people
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10th Circuit Appeal court rules that sending an abortion doctor a letter saying that he should check under his car everyday to see if explosive had been planted, is less "exercising your right to free speech" and more "making a threat"
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(68)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
We're very sorry our bias-free language guide offended you, loyal American. Lo siento
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(200)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Reminder, Friday is Johnny Weir Bobblehead night at Clipper Magazine Stadium
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(25)
 
(Jagran Post)
 
 
 
Large number of security personnel deployed to end violent riot sparked by unprovoked chicken attack
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(37)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Is it a printer? Is it a bucket of chicken? It's both
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(20)
 
(Some Wingnut)
 
 
 
Remember to make your Hooter's dinner reservations, It's National Chicken Wing Day
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(38)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Panda in Taiwanese zoo accused of faking pregnancy to get better living conditions
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(22)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quite tall celebrity
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A fitness instructor reveals he drinks breast milk to help him build muscle after buying it from strangers on the internet. "If only he drank it from a cup," said his long-suffering wife
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(88)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man accused of having sex with a shrubbery. Next, he must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring
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(54)
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
46,000 lbs of yogurt spilled onto roadway. Traffic was bound up for a while but seems to be flowing now
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(33)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Fleeing New Jersey has always been a good idea. But these days, it's looking even better
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
Industry tries to rebuild chicken flocks amid fears of avian flu recurrence. If only there were something else that tasted like chicken
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS plans to bring about the 'end of the world' by provoking a war between the U.S. and India. To be fair, we'd be in a bad place if we had to handle all of own our tech support again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Debris from CNN's favorite missing plane may have been found off the coast of Madagascar
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Small town sells votes for $1 each, draws the winner at random, and elected a 6-year old Mayor. Process still considered more trustworthy than E-voting
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Toddler gets dream Bart-themed birthday party. New Orleans Personal Injury Lawyer Morris Bart, that is
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(28)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist explains why Turkey called for a NATO Rule 34, err, Article Four consultation
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(29)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cincinnati cop who killed unarmed motorist has been indicted on murder charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer caught on dashboard camera threatening to work after hours
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Never let your past determine your future," says 40-year old ex-stripper just before being arrested for a 1995 murder and dismemberment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Twitter's new interim CEO, facing pressure from investors amid a stagnant user base, announces plans to reinvent the company by making it mo
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Grumpy Cat has competition in the grump sector, see there's a new grump in town and his name is Grumpy Dog.... way more Grumpmudgeon than some little kitty
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Thief takes gas station cashier's expensive watch and makes his exit in twelve seconds. "It happened so fast it wasn't until I looked at my wrist I noticed it was gone." And see, people do too still wear watches. Ignore the cell phone companies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Number 2 dead again? Will we have to call up a new Taliban number 2 to the courtesy desk
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
WHAT
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(85)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Big game dentist defends himself saying, "I had no idea." Yeah, well as protest, I'm not flossing for a year
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two asking for trouble
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
"The signal lasted only 20 seconds, never to be heard from again, and only one mysterious image made it back to the control room"
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(123)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Head of construction company faces Brazilian corruption charges as part of the Petrobras scandal. Man, that's a lot of charges
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(18)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Are there over 9,000 people buried in unmarked graves within Southern city's slave cemetery? Let's find out
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Farker Meet-up TODAY (7/29), 6:30-?, Santa Monica
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disabled pilot meets little girl with same disability. There's no arm in that
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(12)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
There's normal levels of idiocy, then there's "Telling an Australian Aborigine (and former Australian of the Year) that if he doesn't like the country he should leave (and should be deported)" levels of idiocy
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(152)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
(○) (○) \0/... (○) (°), (○) (•), (*) (.), (●) (°) [Not safe for work]
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(86)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
I'll take 175 pounds of the unintelligible naked baloney, please
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The future of the greatest sporting event on the planet is bleak as cities all over the world want nothing to do with it. "The Olympics is a money-draining machine capable of crippling a host city's economy"
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(133)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
For a short time only, 20% more old-ass naked guy with every grande cappuccino
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is this the end for the ACT and SAT? A) Yes; B) No; C) 42; D) A jar of almonds; E) Both A&C; F) Both B & D) G) E & D
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Wil Wheaton! We miss you around here. Hope your birthday is a good one
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Another reason child beauty pageants should be outlawed: They just crush the feelings of the little snowflakes when they think they've won and haven't
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