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Sun April 20, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The story of the Hurricane does finally end
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cost of Malaysia Airlines jet search now tops $234 million, not including the anchor salaries at CNN
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(KATU)
 
 
 
So remember that New Years Resolution to get involved with some charity? Today is your lucky day, especially if you like cupcakes1
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
'In retrospect, I should have puts my pants on'. We've all been there County Supervisor, we've all been there
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
So, how much do you tip the drunken guy who just mowed your lawn without permission?
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
At last, our long national nightmare is over. California farmers will get more water thanks to The Department of Water Resources, the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation and state and federal officials
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're vacationing in Puerto Rico and your child tries Jif peanut butter for the first time and likes it more than the organic peanut butter you get at Whole Foods so you lie to him and say you can only get Jif in Puerto Rico?
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
For a small fortune you too can travel to an Argentine base on Antarctica where you sip coffee, mail a postcard, and get your passport stamped with a picture of a krill, a kind of small shrimp that is the symbol of the base
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this master and his ceremony
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dumb: Getting caught texting while driving. Dumber: You're an on-duty police officer. Fark: On a motorcycle
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Workers at a Central California ranch could hardly believe their eyes when they spotted a) all their pecan trees were ready to harvest, b) bones dug up by one of the ranch's dogs, or c) a sea lion pup hopping through an orchard
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
How do you get overweight people to have more self confidence? Make them stand on a scale that lies to them, of course
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
"Maybe there ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue, they's just what people does. Some things folks do is nice and some ain't so nice, and that's all any man's got a right to say." Happy 75'th birthday to Grapes Of Wrath
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual Peeps Show Diorama contest. Power to the peeple
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
2 or 3 people are offended by 4/20 ad featuring Jesus smoking a joint and promoting burger specials in Seattle. Owner says, "Hey, I'm not your moral compass, I'm selling burgers. If you're looking to me for moral direction, you're probably misguided"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The homeless man who had his coffin-sized shanty inside Manhattan Bridge torn down by the NYPD on Thursday has found himself a new place to sleep at night, and he's lovin' it
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
You might want to reevaluate your life choices when the SWAT team has to rip off the front part of your home to find you and your neighbors and onlookers cheer when you are arrested
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Sat April 19, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
News: Twins attack carjacker with fists and rubber snake. Fark: They're seven years old
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
An Easter miracle? Woman finds the image of Jesus Christ on a decaying tree stump in her front yard
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Let's educate people about child abduction. How should we do that? I know, let's abduct a child
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(71)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you thought Taco Bell's Waffle Taco was obscene, wait 'til you get a load of Del Taco's $4,000 Crunch Ta-Da
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this French invasion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
5/3 NEPA/NJ - Lehigh Valley Fark Party
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Riverside Fark Party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's it. I'm moving to Arkansas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
2nd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 23, 6pm
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Family flees lions as car catches fire." You just can't make this stuff up
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer Jodi Arias claims to have gotten Hep C in jail because she was infected with the disease when getting a TB shot, all on the orders of Sheriff Joe Arapaio, who himself was following the orders of criminal mastermind Nancy Grace
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Couple married for 70 years, had 8 children and hated spending nights away from each other die just 15 hours apart. Proving once again that true love does exist and you can die of a broken heart. Does anyone ever dust in here anymore?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party: 4/19 - 4/20
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teenager throws public temper-tantrum after not getting into UMich, blames racism on the part of the university and not her below-average GPA and barely mediocre ACT scores for their decision
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
A bottle of red.. a bottle of white... it's what the scientists ordered tonight
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop our friendly neighborhood comrade and his meal
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 most bizarre animal defense mechanisms - who wouldn't want to spray blood from your eyes, or turn themselves inside out so your digestive tract's toxic juices poison your enemies
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Chinese government executes mass arrests of A) pro democracy protesters, B) worker's rights activists, or C) yaoi fangirls
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington Post picks 36 stoner-approved songs for your 4/20 smoke sessions. Bob Marley doesn't make the cut, so you already knew it was Huff-Po
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Student gets three-day in-school suspension for: a) fighting, b) streaking across school property, or c) asking Miss America to the Prom despite being told not to in advance
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The list of 50 things that British people would most like to do before they die includes Shakespeare and morris dancing. Vaunting ambition like this paints a picture of a modern Britain that is to be avoided by all saner nationalities
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
'ere, he says he's not dead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC: We don't think Tamerlan Tsarnaev's widow had anything to do with the Boston Marathon bombing, but let's speculate anyway about whether she did
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Cool: Check from IRS lands in your mailbox. Less cool: Check to IRS lands in your mailbox
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(Today)
 
 
 
It just wouldn't be Easter weekend without photographs of children terrified by the Easter Bunny. Bonus: not a slideshow
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(Courant Blogs)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, CT seeks to ban day care facilities from giving milk to children over 2
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New law would protect children from identity theft, but adults would still be on their own
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Huge earthquake strikes in a spot most English speakers don't care about
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(KATU)
 
 
 
If you need a giant rabbit and live in Oregon, you are in luck. Wally needs a home
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
47 million Cadbury Cream Eggs are produced for this Easter. 46 million to be marked 50% off on Monday (w/video)
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
A penny saved is a penny earned ... and 97,400 pennies will pay your college tuition
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(55)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Detroit refuses to go down without a fight: Doors salvaged from demolished homes are being turned into seats at bus stops
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Man recovering from a freak lawnmower accident where a nail shiat up in to his chest had previously survived an IED explosion, been shot multiple times and stabbed. So odds are that he's probably gonna recover just fine
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Someone is now selling powdered alcohol so you can now sneak alcohol into places that don't allow alcohol, and don't have a problem with you bringing in unidentified white powdery substances
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Australian pizza is now officially the best in the world. Wait, what?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not News: Two elderly women aged 63 and 58 allegedly bilked their 74-year-old neighbor. News: Out of $450,000. Fark: That she had set aside for her pride and joy, a cat named Puddy Cat
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The mother of a 15-year-old girl who went on a crime spree with an older man she met online blames the internet, urges parents to check on what their children are doing online
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Parents are outraged that their high school students would be exposed to the filth contained in the musical 'Rent' that includes but is not limited to a woman mooning the audience. "We sent a letter of concern"
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"He was operated for gall bladder removal, appendicitis and incisional hernia. He had diabetes. We were shocked when gold biscuits came out of his abdomen during the operation."
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(GA Daily News)
 
 
 
"I thought it was a cat, but then as I focused on it, it was clear it was much bigger than a cat. I was like, 'Oh I should take a picture, this is crazy. There's a fox at the White House.' And he was gone."
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach invaders
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Tennessee may become the first state to make it a crime for a mother to use drugs while pregnant
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Student upset that her professor found out she is a stripper and lowered her grades. Psst, hey prof... you're doing it wrong
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Captain of capsized South Korean ferry who abandoned ship first while nearly 300 went under, is arrested, charged with negligence, violating maritime law and being an asshole
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
*poot* Feline surrendered to a shelter *toot* for being excessively flatulent *pfffift* finds a new home. Smells like Caturday
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(Newsworks)
 
 
 
Will prosecuting parents help solve Philly's problem with chronically truant students? District Attorney: Yes. School District: Not only no, but HELL NO
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The NYPD are searching for a woman who has 12 prior arrests, 7 of which are for attempted and actual kidnapping after she tried to snatch a eight-month-old baby boy out of a stroller the nanny was pushing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you ever owned a shortwave radio back during the Cold War, you probably remember those creepy 'Number Stations' where a child or woman's voice would utter random numbers, presumably code for field agents. FARK: They're still on the air
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The average bank or insurance document contains more words than it took for Shakespeare to write Macbeth, and they could all be condensed into 'If anything happens, you're farked. Sign here'
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(64)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey DMV sued for allowing a Baptist, but not an 8theist, vanity plate. Who the hell worships the number eight anyway?
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(167)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After female camel who lives on farm with no male camels gives birth, farmer asks nervously, "What are you all looking at me for?"
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(56)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
German hipsters proclaim stuffed deer heads the next big thing as they listen to obscure Schlager music and drink Andorran IPAs. "In Berlin's main hipster habitat, animal trophies have become nearly as ubiquitous as full beards and skinny jeans"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
May 3, 8pm: STL Fark Party 2: Electric Boogaloo (UPDATED)
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(91)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Set up a Twitter account making fun of the mayor of Peoria, Illinois? Yeah, enjoy having the cops show up at your workplace and haul you in for interrogation
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