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Fri October 31, 2014
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
While you were having trouble carving out a pair of eyes and a funny mouth on your pumpkin, this guy carved the Rosetta Stone on one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With all the mysteries surrounding MH370, the one thing you can be sure of is that someone would sue everyone in sight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nurse Nina Pham's dog does not have Ebola. How safe is your dog? Find out after weather and sports
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Putin boob pics on Instagram is fine, but when it's a woman, they Handler differently (might be not safe for work)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight of North America's oldest distilleries. Yes, it's a slide show, but it's not so bad if you're drinking grain alcohol
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Timburrrrrrrrrr-ouch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tonight for Halloween you might hear some spooky stories, but this Australian surfer lived one. You might want to grab a new pair of pants for this
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bust of John Denver missing after heavy metal ball. Skipper inconsolable
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
USA: Nobody can be dumber or more fearful about Ebola than us. Best Korea and Russia: Challenge accepted
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(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Monty Python's biggest fan said earlier this year he wanted to meet a beautiful woman almost half his age who was as fanatical about the comic group as he is. No chance, we thought. But just look what happened
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Research shows a hot drink can make you seem friendlier. Alcoholic drinks still the only ones that make you seem more attractive
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most popular Halloween candy in each state. Come on, New Mexico, get with the program
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
California waited less than 24 hours to actually mandatorily quarantine an Ebola doctor. Let's see if any one notices
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Fantasy hunting trip goes awry when three Des Plaines men get sick after eating a wild boar. "They looked so bad we could only recognize them by their tattoos," said a wife of one of the men
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Study finds 30% of shrimp products mislabeled. Bubba, Forrest inconsolable
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon family makes elaborate costumes for boy in wheelchair. What, going out as simple Captain Pike wasn't good enough anymore?
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this superhero
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(Futuramen)
 
 
 
The season is upon us again: this is your annual Fark Scary Story Thread. Link goes to links for previous years' scary story threads. You submitted this with an Ebola and/or political headline
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"HOLY SMOKE, isn't that Jesus? Look busy"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christian decapitates friend because he practiced "witchcraft." Sounds like he snorted a pillar of bath salts
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Lee Harvey Oswald's alleged girlfriend writes book claiming they were both working undercover in New Orleans. Unknown why she sat on this intel for 51 freakin' years
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eleven Americans die at work every day. Enjoy your Friday
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(io9)
 
 
 
Survey finds life satisfaction higher in richer nations than poor nations, light satisfaction higher during daytime than at night
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worried about your kids eating too much Halloween candy? Here's how to replace the candy-focused consumerism of Halloween with toy-focused consumerism
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(Metro)
 
 
 
At least from this perp's mugshot, you can tell what he wants to do in life
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Thu October 30, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
In hindsight, a chainsaw is probably not the easiest thing to hide under your shirt
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
School bus driver arrested for masturbating while driving... with a kid in the bus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lt. Frank Drebin: "Move along, nothing to see here"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When you burglarize one of the oldest pubs in Britain you give it respect... by leaving a note saying you're sorry for messing up the joint
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Comcast, AT&T and Verizon totally promise not to charge you or create "internet fast lanes" or paid prioritization. Pinkie swear, touch blue make it true, step on a crack break your mother's back
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(ABC)
 
 
 
News outlet reports Maine pizzeria delivers pie to Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox. Coming up next: Pizza will give you Ebola
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
I would just like to take a couple of minutes to talk about... MURDER
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Hey, who farted and/or died?" An all-too-vivid, smell-based tour of the world's scariest haunted basement
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Mexico woman visits ER to get tested for Ebola because she was in Africa...two years ago
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(58)
 
(JREF)
 
 
 
The truth about ghosts is that they are fiction. Trust me, we've looked. A lot
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find psychedelic mushrooms allow brains to hyperconnect, walls to breathe
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MTA spokesman says "They were off the mark" when a massive drill bit drilling a well almost ripped through an F Train in Queens. Ya think?
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this annoyed angler
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pocono Hide and Seek champion in custody
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you go trick-or-treating at the Indiana Governor's home, don't act surprised if you're given lasagna
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(Cir.ca)
 
 
 
Because there's just not enough batshiat happening in West Africa yet, Burkina Faso's armed forces dissolve parliament after protestors set it on fire
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember the heart wrenching story about the terminally ill lady who was going to take advantage of Oregon's assisted suicide law after her husband's birthday? Well, she's not quite ready to get into the cart
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Security guard who shielded politicians by barricading their door during the shooting last week in Ottawa rewarded with free beer, because Canada
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Usually it's cute when your dog follows you everywhere you go. Usually
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Teen finds $2,000 in stashed in pocket of suit, I mean MY suit, at church rummage sale
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(Product Design & Development)
 
 
 
Best Korea may be developing sea-based missiles, because they are going to end up in the ocean anyway
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's time to revisit food requests. Have you seen a fellow Farker talk about something you'd love the recipe to? Always wonder how to make a dish and wonder if anyone has tips? Fire away. This thread's for you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man given anti-social behavior order banning him from falling over and pretending to be ill
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh ATM sign accidentally promises "free erections." Bank apologizes for the error, promises to replace it with a new string of unpronounceable random letters shortly
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Rape. You?" "I chased down an owl in a para-glider and kicked his ass in midair"
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these caballeros
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Bad: Something other than your dog comes through your doggie door. Worse: It's a man on the run from police. Oh god: And he's naked
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Alright you dirty dreadlocked garden-growing hippies, here is how you make simple organic pesticides using water, soap, garlic and hot peppers and the unwashed sweat of your brow
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(Independent)
 
 
 
It could be worse: we could be French
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists vaccinate wild koalas against chlamydia after abstinence only program fails to stop spread of disease
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Australian military declares Afghanistan "not that dangerous," cuts the pay of soldiers serving combat tours there
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To calm ebola fears, Washington Post rolls out handy interactive tool detailing how likely it is you are to die by various means. Most germane for Farkers, "choking on your own vomit" is included
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today in 'missing the point:' Rape threats against woman in anti sexual harassment viral video
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Fahk cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are a few things you should never do into the wind like spit, pee, and pepper spray an unidentified man at the school you are patrolling
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the PA coroner is ready to auction off guns used in suicides
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California creates its own Ebola quarantine policy. As if Ebola was the scariest thing in California
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into the Flight Safety building at Wichita airport
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"For a first grader to have to do their homework by the Internet, I just don't think it is right"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
One-legged guy who makes the most awesome Halloween costumes in the world has done it again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge does not buy "we can't say who they're for because it's all very hush-hush" defense and quietly rules that $1.6 million deal for 349 silencers was a scam
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(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Man and dog stuck in bog says fire log
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Missing boy found safe in South Pacific, was apparently trying to wash that man right out of his hair
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In other news, there's an acceptable blood/ alcohol limit for airline pilots
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Problem: many of your employees don't submit their time cards. Solution: reward their submissions with beer
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The best wines to go with the best Halloween candy
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(GeekDad)
 
 
 
GeekDad says the original idea for "Exterminite": a five-issue digital comic collaboration came from FARK's Drew Curtis. "When I interviewed Drew for Geek A Week, he had introduced to me the concept of lucid dreaming"
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Why would he need the millions? He's Bruce Wayne
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember how your grandmother refused to let you leave the table until you had eaten all your bread crust because she said that was the healthiest part of the bread? Dammit, she was right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Top Un
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Because you asked, here's how to make a beer keg out of a pumpkin
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(24)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you feel the need to purchase a device that lets you videochat remotely with your pet while being able to dispense him treats, maybe you should just give in and have a child already
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beautiful woman who was bullied at school for having an ass that was too small dies during ass augmentation surgery, and Subby doesn't want to live on this planet anymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Proud of your new job and first paycheck? Sure, take a photo of it and post it on the web. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Dad finds out his daughter has been pretending she's a teenager online, publicly posts pictures of her wearing a shirt with "5th grader" and her actual age of 10 years old. Someone did not think his clever plan all the way through
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Oh, thank goodness Salon has decided to tell us where Gamergate went wrong
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ugly ass collection of baby ducks
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nope. Nope. Nope.... The eel in the anus that has to be surgically removed is a NOPE
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(91)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: iGay
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(329)
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
Ten hours of walking in NYC as a man
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lion cubs born at Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo, looking forward to Detroit's dismantling of the Seahawks in next NFC championship game (pics)
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois teacher wrongly identifies two Jamaican students as "African American." When informed of her mistake, she decides to call them attractive and successful
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(343)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
Video
 
Harry Potter raps, drops wand, 10 points to Gryffindor
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(58)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
It seems as though somebody at Wal-Mart thought a cash safe on wheels was a good idea
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to live like a king in the land of the Scots? Here's a 16th century castle for the price of a one-bedroom flat in London
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
For sale: Cozy three bedroom, two full bathrooms, attached garage, 2,300 piece organ built into the walls
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(54)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 495: "Hallowe'en 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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