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Fri October 24, 2014
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Young couple barely survives harrowing ordeal. "It's sort of hard to get past that...I was very upset...once the damage is done it's done"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Global incident maps tell you how screwed the world is in real time
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(25)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
When did they invent a weapon that shoots machetes and where can I get one????
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(49)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
What a car looks like after a passing truck dumps a load of cement beams onto it
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now that it is profitable, a potentially 100 percent effective ebola vaccine will be tested after nearly 10 years on the shelf
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Saddest pic you'll see today: the dogs of the Canadian soldier shot dead at the War Memorial in Ottawa wait for him to come home
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's example of "Why people hate lawyers": Birmingham man sues the police department for police brutality and receives a $460,000 settlement, of which he'll take home $1,000 while his lawyers will get $459,000
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(87)
 
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
From epic sideburns to full beards - the history of Navy grooming regulations proves that sailors are the original hipsters
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tabasco: is there anything it can't do?
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ebola goes to New York City
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(524)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir is *NOT* going to be pleased about this. No, not at ALL
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(48)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this newsworthy item into something less sinister
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(30)
 
(Rome News-Tribune)
 
 
 
FOMOs to the left, Kinemortophobes to the right
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(28)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Mr Magoo, do you expect the court to believe you started a doorstep argument because your guide dog took you to the wrong house? (With bonus 'I'm not crazy' T-shirt)
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(16)
 
(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Swiss company's coffee creamers creating quite a Führer
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(39)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see dogs in Halloween costumes? Of course you do, and it is de-slided for your viewing pleasure
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(28)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dumbass 'artist' defaces national parks with her ugly drawings
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(285)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you go around telling people you're a doctor when you're not, the real doctors are going to have some issues with this
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Olfactory artist has crafted a 'Holy Water' sculpture that smells like Virginia...eww. What's that? Vagina, oh that's better
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
North Korea closes borders to tourists over Ebola fear. North Korea tourists outraged and inconsolable...both of them
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coal vs. coral vs. Carl
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(61)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
The oddest police sketch you're likely to see today
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(42)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Tucker the pig loses planning commission vote, now realizes he should have promised more pork for the commissioners
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(9)
 
(NBC24)
 
 
 
High speed chase, rollover, bong hit. He stuck the landing. Tada
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(18)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dual fashion statement
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(11)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Lead poisoning becomes serious health threat at shooting ranges...and not just the "spontaneous and local" kind
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(80)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Unused time-off hits a 40-year high as American workers leave nearly 170M vacation days on the table each year. I'll get back to the beach in a second, but first I need to submit this headline
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Words you will most likely never hear again: "Cockfighting Romanian Princess"
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When I die I want to pass comfortably in my bed, not with my pants down in Central Park
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(37)
 
(KGO Radio)
 
 
 
Enormous Butte Nugget for sale
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(23)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
All the little fishies are really enjoying life now that your sushi habit is out of control
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not bad enough they've replaced my regular coffee with Folger's crystals, now they expect me to put a genocidal dictator in my cup
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(30)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man stabbed, another knocked out by pool ball over stolen chicken wing. Lesson: Don't mess with someone's chicken wings
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(29)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The good news is that Liberia may have a cure for Ebola. The bad news is that it's starvation
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man infamous for small penis: 'Women are pleasantly surprised I've got one at all'
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(115)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Much like Halley's Comet, you'll probably see a Canadian openly carrying a handgun only once in your life. So here's a photo of Kevin Vickers, parliament sergeant-at-arms and Canada's newest national hero
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: How can I keep the poors from trick-or-treating in my neighborhood. Signed, Totally Not a Bad Person
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(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Texas high-speed rail project has $10 billion in private investment and could be rolling by 2021. California high-speed rail has $0 in private investment and could be rolling just before the sun goes supernova
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man scammed out of $4,000 by somebody who said he was a "police chief in Canada" and also saying his grandson was in prison and needed bailed out
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
16,000 diapers stolen from Dallas Charity. Suspect is described as a black male, average build, with panty on his head
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(59)
 
(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of a young naked woman running through the snow. Fortunately, she was doing it for a good reason
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(40)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Driver going almost 90 mph shoots cell phone video of van going almost 90 mph and posts online complaint about how dangerous it is to go almost 90 mph on the interstate
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(45)
 
(WOAI San Antonio)
 
 
 
Just so you know the drill, over 600 people will be "moulaged" around San Antonio today
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(10)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
"Empire Strikes Bock" beer in hot water with Lucasfilm
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(116)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Chilean bus driver goes all Babe Ruth on would-be purse thief (with crying thief video)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
We've replaced gastronomic experts' usual finely-honed diet of hipster-foodie pretense with a selection from McDonald's. Naturally, they love it
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad-ass UPS driver has driven 4 million miles and has been on the job for 40 years without a single accident. Or as they call her at UPS 'Overqualified'
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
"Near catastrophic fracking incident." Brine wells spewing flammable natural gas, chlorine, caustic soda and hydrogen, as well as hydrochloric acid and calcium hyperchloride. Welcome to the world of searching for energy under the Ohio River
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Movies like Outbreak and The Walking Dead fuel America's fear of global pandemics and cause us to botch our responses to viral containment. Or something; this is Slate and their deductive powers are always in question
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
...and the moral of the story is when robbing a bank do not stop and bum a cigarette off somebody. You might get prison time for it
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(18)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Someone goofed; it was miscommunication," says spokesperson for a Fort Lauderdale hospital that nearly sent the entire state of Florida into a panic over Ebola
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(Korea Observer)
 
 
 
Top 10 weirdest places in Worst Korea. Come for the sex museum; stay for the placenta cemetery. Bonus: Not a slideshow (might be not safe for work)
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(29)
 
(All Africa)
 
 
 
So it turns out that 21 days may not be enough to prevent the spread of Ebola. Have fun, Dallas
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Pros and Cons of an expense account. Pro: Getting reimbursed for that night out at the Hiroshima S&M club. Con: Getting reimbursed for that night out at the Hiroshima S&M club
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And today the person to blame for obesity is... shakes magic 8-ball... Homer Simpson
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Much like your college roommate, the new Chevy Impala runs on food scraps, beer, and sewage
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(46)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man imprisoned for identity theft played for the Miami Dolphins. Police say Ray Finkle will be going away for a long time, reassure everyone the laces were, in fact, out
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to fake a coma for two years to avoid going to court, try not to use your supermarket loyalty card to occasionally go shopping
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(44)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train walker
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
After comparing same sex marriage to bull sex, Alaska congressman doubles down by claiming suicide didn't exist in his state before government handouts
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(130)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The struggles of two brave young women: Bristol Palin and Malala Yousafzai, with side-by-side comparison
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(296)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Climate change is a hoax, yet for some reason insurance companies decide washing out to sea with their customers' homes is a bad idea
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
School board votes to allow students to pose with guns in yearbook photos. This is bound to trigger something
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(231)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Counter for the number of days since someone jumped the White House fence has been reset to 0
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(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Moth → flame; mosquito→ bug zapper; toddler→ claw toy machine
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 494: "Up Close 3: Macro". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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