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Fri January 30, 2015
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Call-blocking technology hailed by the FTC as the best available is banned from virtually every major telephone company. This is why we can't have nice things
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
They bring a gun, you bring a gasoline hose. It's the Milwaukee way
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Jury awards woman 1.5 million dollars after she transforms from promising student to dominatrix after a car accident. (sfw pics)
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(54)
 
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prissy princess
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(22)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why your parents favor your aloof younger sibling? It's because you're not as funny, you uptight dick. Here's the science
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(47)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
3 men find rabid raccoon and their first instinct is to pick it up and take a cellphone video
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sisi runs home after fight with Brothers. Telling mom and airstrikes to follow
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida conservative radio producer claims the child porn he shared with undercover police was definitely someone elses and so were the 500 images on his computer
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(103)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Two people are creating a pre-school. For adults
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(49)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's winter, so remember: Avoid hot showers
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(58)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man reunited with stolen dog during search for new pet
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(42)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cops probably won't be sympathetic if you call 911 to complain about the security guards harassing you for shoplifting
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(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to make your fiancée sign a prenup before you get married it has to be in a language that she can read
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned mall
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Are you depressed because you binge watch, or do you binge watch because you're depressed?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Quiz #404: Correct answers not found
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(28)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a dachshund?
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(Digiday)
 
 
 
"We're doing something called the 'Fark 2.0 initiative', which is us trying to snag more kids over the next five years"
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(156)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prosecutors drop domestic violence charges against George Zimmerman after the victim recants. Well I say we all owe Mr. Zimmerman a big apology for even thinking he was capable of such a violent act
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(154)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Um, yeah, check out this lightning strike in the eye of a cyclone
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Taliban are outraged, OUTRAGED, that the White House won't acknowledge them as being a terror group, so they kill three Americans. Presidential spokesperson blames Bush, saying "Bush labeled them as terrorists, this administration did not"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Making immature decisions--like putting porn on iPads at the local Tesco--is no way to go through life, dad
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(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Health Department form for new parents requesting birth certificates asks if the "woman giving birth" is male or female
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(97)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man is told he can't change his name to Superhero - but Ninja is OK (pic)
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(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your pilot gets locked out of the cockpit halfway through your flight?
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sorority woman: We're just living sex toys
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here it is: The only tipping guide you'll ever need. And it's accurate; it has the mandatory 20% for waitstaff at restaurants
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(146)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia has plenty of jobs. That Americans refuse to do. "We have 100 people who quit every week"
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(187)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Usually a police stop does not warrant much, but it is a whole different story when there is a dead guy in the backseat
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Romney 3.0 is only vaporware
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First White Castle in Las Vegas open to huge crowds. Kind of pointless saying 'This is why we can't have nice things' when it comes to Vegas
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(110)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Parking meters in Bloomington, Indiana don't work because they're clogged with crow shiat. Brandon Lee unavailable for comment
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(27)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
South Africa frees de Kock
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(20)
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota introduces bill to keep police body camera videos private because, you know, it could be embarrassing
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(78)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Telemarketer finally does something useful
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(54)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
It's getting real in the south of England
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hello mullah, hello fatwah, greetings from camp, intifada
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(44)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Pizza condoms create a dilemma for those who love pizza but hate wearing condoms
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(17)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
"Jihadists are wankers who are obsessed with porn"
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(29)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR has just realized it's possible to get arrested for resisting arrest and have no other charges filed against you
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(137)
 
(Digiday)
 
 
 
Salon claims victory over trolls by redefining trolls as "people they've already banned"
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(52)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Thing happens. Details to follow
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(28)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ken Starr, the man who spent $30 million investigating Clinton's sex life, has a new job helping pedophile billionaires escape justice
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(120)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jordan to ISIS: "Kill our pilot, we'll hang all your guys that we have in our prisons"
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(156)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian police baffled by "skeleton sacks." To be fair, most people don't understand fashion models
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Drinking wine while dangling 9,000 feet above the French Alps in a ski gondola that's been converted into micro-chalet sounds like a great idea. Until you realize your living quarters has no toilets
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's really happening here
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(19)
 
(News Daily)
 
 
 
Bandits steal several gold nuggets during armed heist of Wells Fargo. This is not a repeat from 1852
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(39)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dartmouth abolishes rum & the lash
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(94)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
One of the last four Doolittle Raiders flies off into the rising sun
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(69)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) inspires new way to diagnose concussions
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(65)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Police bust a man for hiding cocaine inside his prosthetic limb. Legal observers say he doesn't have a leg to stand on
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(19)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Poll shows that people in Pennsylvania favor things that see no good, hear no good, and do no good
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(22)
 
(DOD Buzz)
 
 
 
Since the F-35 has been such a resounding success, the DOD has now begun accepting ideas for its successor
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(118)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Baby goat beheaded; another goat taken. Wait, I can rent a goat?
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New York pizza snobbery is annoying and Chicago hot dog snobbery is just dumb, but when it comes to chili, everything is snobbier in Texas
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(221)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round an...*THUD*...The wheels on the bus go bye bye bye ♫
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(20)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Does the government really need to fund free pregnancy tests inside the women's bathroom at bars?
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Four middle school students facing charges for throwing a "sex party" for their friends
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(94)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Since so much attention is always given to people who go down Niagra Falls, let's give a little love for a man who just went up Niagra Falls
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(22)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
New poll finds that most people aren't scientists
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(122)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out all this time Shaggy was taking God's name in vain everytime he uttered, "Gadzooks" or "Zounds"
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(67)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon State coed cited for filming Beaver video in school library, officials claim "It's not clear who got it up there"
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Thu January 29, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
You've failed your written driver's test 15 times. Do you A) give up, B) find yourself a tutor, or C) ask a friend to take it for you, who also fails it and is then arrested for impersonating you
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(46)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Canadian man misses winning $27 million on Canadian lottery by seven seconds. Lottery: "Sorry aboot that"
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(32)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Suge Knight might be coming back to Death Row
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(183)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Workman saves pal from electrocution by hitting him with a plank of wood. Way to go, stud
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(33)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hi, remember when you where a student and made a few anonymous donations at the local sperm bank to get money for booze? Yeah, about that...dad
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Treasure hunter hunted to Florida
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(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's two largest cities in the top ten "safest in the world." The rest of the country will try to kill you, though
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(41)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Well. Who wouldn't want to get drunk off of Oreos?
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(53)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman tries to feed bears, succeeds
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(71)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bad: allowing unvaccinated children into public schools. Asinine: allowing unvaccinated patients into children's cancer wards
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(193)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A man who shocked clubbers when he pulled down his trousers and defecated on a dancefloor has blamed 'a vindaloo curry and too many pints' for his behaviour"
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(66)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
UC Davis hospital is treating a patient who may have Ebola. EVERYBODY PANIC, AGAIN
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(31)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Cut on the dotted line
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Welsh Nazi. Because when you think of socio-ethnic superiority, you think of the Welsh
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(45)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
FAA releases report of dumb sh*t people did with drones last year
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(71)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next in the Department Of This Can't Go Wrong: Texas lawmakers bill would allow teachers to gun down students
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(78)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Terrorist lockdown at primary school canceled after police arrest garden gnome
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New Jersey went on pron binge during winter storm Juno
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(29)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Life like" polar bear roaming London would be mistaken for real bear, except it hasn't actually maimed or killed anyone
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy who has been to Best Korea 140 times and is totally not an agent for their government would like you to know its a wonderful, happy place with religious freedoms and everything
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(155)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Baby too young to be vaccinated held in quarantine after outbreak of herd stupidity
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(142)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're putting together a fancy, romantic meal for a special someone, what do you do to really make it wow your audience? Have specific recipes or presentation suggestions so we don't all end up lonely? Show us how it's done
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(196)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The media are starting to realize people lie a lot on sex surveys with "shocking" findings that are blasted out as banner headlines and clickbait
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(55)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sledging slider
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(22)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman swallows several bags of marijuana at traffic stop, is freaking out, maaan
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(80)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good: School schedules homophobic bullying workshop. Bad: School cancels homophobic bullying workshop. Fark: "Because both sides of argument should be represented"
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(164)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In their latest defiant stand on behalf of free speech, French police detain and interrogate an 8-year-old boy who is alleged to have said nice things about the Charlie Hebdo attackers
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(79)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
I am proposal a funds reduce in high educate
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "must have been skimming hauls" files - two arrested for trafficking pot when they called 911 to report that undercover cops were possibly following them
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just when you were about to book that flight to Africa, too
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(35)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A stowaway who was trying to get to London after sneaking onto an empty plane was discovered after taking selfies in the cockpit" (pics)
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Inventor of the origami condom -- which came in male, female, and anal versions -- being forced to pay back $2.4 million in NIH grants because -- big surprise here -- origami condoms don't actually "work"
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(44)
 
(Brantford Expositor)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Bieber is - but it just apologized for being such a Bieber for the last few years and promises to be less of a Bieber in the future. Let's not be Biebers and give it a chance - 'kay?
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suitcase full of body parts found in San Francisco. Looks like someone left their heart there... And a spleen, a lung, a patella
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cure for cancer found...by little girl...over dinner
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(98)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the red colobus monkeys. Oh wait, you're one of the world's most elusive cats and this is the first time man has recorded you? Carry on then, we'll just film from over here
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're trying to kill a cockroach. Do you A) stomp it with your shoe, B) wrap it in tissue paper and crush it, C) set it on fire, D) throw it into a toilet containing cleaning chemicals, E) all of the above - resulting in a massive explosion
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(53)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So do you want to hear the tale, the tale of the jail that turns criminals into hardcore radicals?
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(49)
 
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If your reaction to weed is to run naked down 12 Mile trying "to go where the sun is at," please don't try acid
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(40)
 
(Indian Country Today)
 
 
 
Dances With Nazis (Warning: article contains not safe for work/graphic images)
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(57)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
I guess if you can crawl through the rubble of a collapsed store, then yoga pants might be what you need
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Army sergeant finds love with dwarf stripper, says they love reenacting the charge up San Juan Hill in the bedroom (Some possibly Not safe for work images in article)
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(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at workplace meetings, and whether they're really creating the synergy and out-of-the-box design thinking that right-sized teams can, moving forward, leverage into capacity-building, win-win success scenarios
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(145)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
One truck carrying coal and another hauling beer collide with each other, now Subby will be cold and sober tonight
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Fark pro-tip: Don't propose to your fiance on the edge of a cliff. Pro-tip Bonus: Don't jump for joy on the edge of a cliff
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(43)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
40,000 people sign up for driver's privilege cards as undocumented drivers in Vermont. Surprisingly, at least 144 people in one city, didn't have a problem with that. The trouble is, was that city in VT or NY?
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(83)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Disabled Chinese woman is writing a book with her toes, has already been accused of plagiarism for not including footnotes
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
FAA confirms plane crash was result of flight instructor's 'simulation' of an in-flight emergency
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(68)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked violinist sues after police arrest him for fiddling with himself
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This week on Downton Abbey: in which the Dowager Countess gets high as balls down in the servants' quarters
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(19)
 
(Anniston Star)
 
 
 
The masking tape is mightier than the sovereign citizen
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(114)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas gun range that banned "Muslims" is suffering due to boycott. Just kidding, business has quadrupled. Obvious tag beats follow up this time
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(390)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Rather than waiting for the weather to warm up, Nebraska is going to use dynamite to break up an ice jam. What could possibly go wrong?
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deaf viewers complain automated live subtitling software is telling them to mambo dogface to the banana patch
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(46)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Negative Ghostrider, the Admiral's daughter is full"
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(87)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sex den found where shameless humans first had sex with Neanderthals. You can probably hear the echos of the savage grunting that went on to this day
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(42)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hunt for MH370 ends. CNN to go dark
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(59)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Meal at Denny's turns into huge, greasy, life-threatening mess
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(55)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tough guys you should never mess with
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Department apologizes for arresting 70-year-old black veteran for leaning on a golf club in public without carrying Starbucks coffee or hipster beard
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(213)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Dad releases balloons at son's grave every Christmas to spread word about his charity to save other children. Sniff. Farking hayfever
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you keep telling everyone on social media you partied with Kate Upton in a hot tub while Slash serenaded you from a nearby gazebo as shooting stars soared overhead, you're going to damage your mental health
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(43)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson contractor arrested for spying on Johnson's Johnson
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(19)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lawyer arrested for "resisting arrest" when she tells cop he doesn't need to take pics of her client
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(264)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You can't truly call yourself an American until you've tasted geoduck, reindeer hotdogs, and deep-fried Coca-Cola
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(48)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Good news stalkers. In Australia "It looks romantic in the movies" is a legitimate defense
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(33)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Jewish leader arrested while trying to escape from Auschwitz
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Injection that removes extra chins will soon be available in America, although the rest of your body will still be a pale, fat, doughy mess
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For those of you playing War on Terror Bingo,Taliban captures ISIS fighter released from Gitmo by Bush
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"Sorry, kids. No recess today. Drop your pants and bend over. It's poop inspection time"
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You're probably poorer than your parents were 30 years ago. But you've got a smartphone so it all evens out
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Woman invites her boyfriend to a birthday party for her daughter at Chuck E. Cheese but demands he bring his gun, because she wanted him to shoot her daughter's father. Showbiz Pizza never had these kinds of trashy problems
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Comcast: "Dear A$$hole, here's your bill"
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 508: "Round and Round We Go" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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