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Sun September 21, 2014
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australia pays man to go undercover and have sex at brothels. "I was given three jobs to complete, for the same council, in the same week and I'm not as young as I used to be"
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(27)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Time to fix the windows: Cop runs into Dunkin Donuts
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uh oh, the Germans just found out about Hipster Hitler, and they are a little pissed off
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jet with more than 100 tons of supplies for Ebola victims en route to Africa. HURRY BOY THEY'RE WAITING THERE FOR YOU
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(35)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Weed pizza sauce kills two birds to get one stoned
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(18)
 
(Ustream)
 
 
 
SpaceX Falcon 9 launch tonight at 1:52 am EDT. Link goes to live feed
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(53)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
IKEA evacuated at news of guy with a gun; hundreds of individuals successfully assemble themselves outside
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles denies permit for thousand foot long water slide after 11,000 people point out there's a drought
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(38)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is if someone takes you to a residence with a sign out front that says "Pimp Plaza" you should probably run because nothing good will happen in that house
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(14)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Scuba diver breaks record, staying underwater for 51 hours. He also broke the world record for significant shrinkage
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You now need photo ID to buy hair dye in Europe as latest anti-terror laws kick in
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
What's worse than sushi? Horse meat sushi
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(163)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these exercise enthusiasts
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(10)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
CIA pinkie swears it is no longer spying on the governments of our friends in Western Europe, and hasn't been for the past two months
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(44)
 
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Little Shop of Horrors' at Mount Baker Theatre a dream job for costume and wig designer Jessica Carr. No real reason to submit this other than to complete the ever rare LSOH trifecta, confuse the Bellingham Herald newspaper webmaster
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(41)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"In a land of melting ice-creams, sandy feet and fluffy bears, how could anyone be fearful of terrorism?" 'Terror doodles' prompt removal of Australian man from commercial airline flight
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(35)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
San Francisco food nazis drive a Chinese restaurant cook insane. "Yes we use MSG, No, we don't care about organic food and we don't give a shiat about gluten-free"
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(386)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it OK to hate hipsters? "They can be crass, attitudinal, have offbeat ideas about the rights of way a fixed-gear bike is afforded in traffic. But they're just as often culturally engaged, self-reflective. I mean, come on, we were all young once"
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(107)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Elitist residents of Machester-by-the-sea regret changing the name of their pretentious village of snobs from simple Manchester
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mayor of Munich officially opens this year's Oktoberfest, when you can drink as much as you do on Fark normally and you don't look bad doing it. So, yeah, PROST
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these vista viewers
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(15)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
100 pound tortoise found roaming the streets of Sarasota. No word if he said 'Hello' to the DEA along his journey
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(25)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
No matter how persuasive he is, if a guy asks to kill you so that he can bring you back to life, don't let him
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(50)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Survivalist who killed police officer in Pennsylvania has "nowhere to go," says police chief who doesn't know where he is
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(108)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
100-year-old woman jumps out of cake v...e...r...y s...l...o...w...l...y
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(25)
 
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
How Nixon, Joyce Nalepka, and The War On Drugs™ saved us all from the insidious menace of the McCoke spoon
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(73)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Utah police investigating a home invasion, in which two polygamist women dressed in ninja costumes came armed with knives and a stun gun and attacked two adults"
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(38)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Residents in beach town complain about girls standing around in bikinis
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(163)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
So, like, it turns out that, like, filler words are like, not as much of a, like, problem as everyone, like, thinks they are, you know
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(62)
 
(Connect MidMissouri)
 
 
 
Judge comes up with novel punishment idea: go stand in the corner
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(7)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man slashes 10-year-old girl's bicycle tire after she allegedly ran over his foot twice. So, of course, he's the bad guy
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(69)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Two Russian fighter jets were stopped by U.S. F-22s near Alaska. This is not a repeat from the Cold War (though it might be getting a wee bit chillier these days)
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(124)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"I was literally in class like right before the lunch bell rang and they had said stuff about the rats being in the kitchen and said like 'Have a nice lunch' and I was like 'Oh. Ewwww.'"
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(25)
 
(News 1130)
 
 
 
"Wallet inspector." Whoah, I can't believe that worked
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
10% of U.S. workers have gone to work high on pot. Other 90% lost their job after forgetting to show up
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(164)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is that you should never run a business on the honor system. And that you shouldn't start selling pumpkins until October even if the money is going to a good cause
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(35)
 
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Brothers fight each other with sticks over stolen okra, landing them in deep gumbo. Okra, serious business
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(45)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dashing man of the sea
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(16)
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
While other countries decriminalize possession of small amounts of even hard drugs for personal use, the draconian police state of Hawaii continues to throw young men in jail for having as little as 18 pounds of crystal meth in their backpack
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(36)
 
(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
I will not share my lunch at school. I will not share my lunch at school. I will not share my lunch at school
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(136)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Felines invited, Jellicle ball, Fur all matted, Shave off it all. Catur-shave
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(619)
 
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Poll: More than half of Colorado voters disapprove of recreational pot, Cheetos, Mountain Dew
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(105)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Finally, an alternative for all those kids with too much cancer to go to Space Camp
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(16)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Goose hunter attacked by croc and manages to shake it off by poking it in the eyes. Then he has a "few" beers to numb the pain - it's the Australian way
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And so the rioting starts in Scotland
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(74)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Police in Juneau, Alaska are on the lookout for the person who stole $40,000 in jewelry from Costco. In other news some Costco stores carry $40,000 worth of jewelry
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(52)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pearl-clutching parents petition Ben & Jerrry's over 'Hazed & Confused'" ice-cream name, and not for the reasons you're thinking
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(181)
 

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