The pope goes to Church to catch up on sleep, just like every other Catholic
Pro tip: If you're going to butt-dial someone, make sure it's not 9-1-1 while you are breaking into a car
Photo of monster sized hailstones that fell out of the sky in Oklahoma City today
Sarah Palin did not see this coming
Two puppies devoured by king cobra after falling into well. Sorry, did I say devoured? I meant saved and protected for two days while they waited for help
Home invader learns THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban looking for fan submissions for new uniforms. Surely Fark can do better than a bunch of Texas NBA fans
Where eternal damnation for gays never made sense, Twitter users going to hell is perfectly reasonable
Defense lawyers argue with Court over sentencing rapist cop who committed suicide in jail: "I can't comprehend how you can go ahead and sentence someone who is dead"
America has found a way to pay for all that Chinese crap she buys. Soybeans. Ironic tag because all the other tags gave up and went home
Five tech stocks you should have bought instead of Facebook. AOL? Really?
Supercell with confirmed tornado bearing down on Wichita as severe weather outbreak begins in plains states. Hang tight Tornado Alley farkers, it's gonna be a bumpy evening. LGT live streaming vid
The Provo Tabernacle - it is risen
Angry child throws small stone into puddle
Won't share your bottle of soy sauce? That's a stabbin'
Mother to sue because her baby has a face that only a mother could love
(Twittle Village Magazine)
Ever wondered what would happen to a young feminist who interjected herself into a private conversation between a bunch of male stand-up comics and tried to tell them what kind of jokes they should be allowed to tell? Ever seen "Grizzly Man?" (Not safe for work)
(Some Guy)
Photoshop this tosser
America's first legal hemp crop in 60 years planted in Colorado. America's Number One crop still marijuana, though
Jaw'll ever work in a match factory?
How does a disabled killer whale survive in the wild? With the help of his family
Century-old battered women's home sued into submission by bank across the street to make way for boutique hotel. Bank CEO repeatedly referring to them as recovering prostitutes. Death is too good
IRS office in Cincinnati was "understaffed backwater." We knew that when we were told it was in Cincinnati
Navy divers find state of the art torpedo off the coast of California. Did we mention that the torpedo is 130-years-old and the divers are bottlenose dolphins?
Official figures indicate seven million adults in the UK have never used the Internet. From the pictures we see here on Fark, that'd be all the ones who are actually hot, right?
Florida crime rate is now at a 42 year low. Most Miami residents haven't felt this safe since they were in their early 70s
Soldier returns from deployment and learns that half of his family is missing
Think today's English cuisine is bad? Try a few recipes from this WWII British food rationing pamphlet. Now if I could just find a recipe for curried stale bread cutlets in creamed herring chutney
Jesus, it's not every day you see a naked man on a scooter, carrying a large cross
$600 million of American bettors' Powerball money now belongs to someone in Florida. New lottery created to bet on whether that Floridian will remember to claim winnings
High schooler expelled, charged with felony for lesbian relationship. Florida tag lives up to its reputation
Photoshop this hairy situation
Gate 14....gate 15.....gate 16....gate 17
Iowa has gone 358 days without a tornado. Tornadoes ready to put an end to the streak
Mount Pavlof erupts in Alaska. Just the thought makes me drool
The most unromantic proposals of all time
School discontinues Mother's Day and Father's Day because some kids might have two moms or two dads
"All right, pop quiz. Apartment complex, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to the backdoor. You're thirty feet away... Jack? "
Your dog is trapped inside that house fire, but can I make you a sales pitch?
Coming up in a bit it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Three hours of live music hosted by a farker. LGT tunein.com
Car plows into hikers during Virginia parade, injures 50-60. Tag is for the guy who jumped in the car to turn off the ignition, and the people who lifted the car off the injured (link replaced)
High School seniors come up with best Graduation Ceremony idea EVAR. School board: 'Crickets'
