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Tue October 21, 2014
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(BBC)
 
 
 
People under 35 do not like eating food from the freezer. Unless you call vodka and ice food
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this melty glass and nail art vase thingee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The key to happiness is lorem ipsum
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Two people quit their day jobs to take photos of their dog playing dress-up. Sadly, they're wildly successful
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Experimental Ebola vaccine could be ready for testing as soon as January. It would've been ready sooner, but someone left open the doors to the barn where they kept the horses they were going to test it on
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Painter of Light's original gallery turning off the lights
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jesus saves, but every once in a while he's willing to splurge on dinner for his "wife"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Religious financial guru: You shouldn't believe that Christ guy about rich people not being able to get into heaven. I mean, who the hell does he think he is to make that kind of call?
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The U.S's $7.6 billion investment in Afghan poppy production is showing great results
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry if this is hard for you, but I'm nine now"
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Key quote: "I thought it would be incredibly funny to give a police officer a wet willy, to which I was sorely mistaken"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Rwanda announces additional screening for Texans
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exhibit
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would life would be like if you lived near the search area for accused cop killer Eric Frein, sort of resemble him, and had to walk to work every day? It's pretty much what you'd expect
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Texas voters decide that the state has really done such an awesome job with infectious diseases, budget slashed by 8%
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study from the Rick Romero Institute: Conservatives watch Fox, Liberals follow MSNBC, Independents browse CNN, and Anarcho-syndicalists turn to Fark
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Cool: Woman spends weeks brightening up vacant lot by restoring neglected planters and filling them with flowers. Stupid: Neighboring business demands she rip out the flowers and bring back the faded cracked look
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the woman who walked into the hospital claiming she had been exposed to Ebola? Turns out alcohol was involved. Bonus: Only charged with disturbing the peace
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(Komo)
 
 
 
If you leave your scale, Mary Jane and mushrooms in a bag on the bus, you probably shouldn't bother trying to go to lost and found
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Doctors say it's not healthy to bottle up everything inside you
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Texas LT GOV candidate Dan Patrick: God speaks to all of us through Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson
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(Joystiq)
 
 
 
UK considers quadrupling prison terms for Internet trolls. Hey, where'd everybody in the Politics tab go?
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
We know what "organic" means for food items, but the word is quite hazy for nonfood items
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We've arrived at a great moment in time. It's Last Post 700. Come for the hurr. Stay for the durr. LGT LP699
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Former televangelist and neckless-American Ernest Angley, 93, covers up abuse by flock members and urged vasectomies and abortions for Jesus
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer sues for right to draw you like one of those French girls
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Despite billions of taxpayer dollars, NASA was scooped by a guy with a dinky video telescope on a mountain in the Canary Islands, who caught an explosion on Mars as Comet Siding Spring passed by. Thanks, Kennedy
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Harvard researchers announce new method of growing 3D metal nanoparticles in DNA molds. Terminator 2 now reclassified as a documentary
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Time for a travel ban. On Texas
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, 'Let's strip off one of these breakers inside this substation'
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Just because you're part of the funeral procession for a dead soldier doesn't mean you don't owe the state of Maryland nine bucks in tolls
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(KPopStarz)
 
 
 
The fact that Led Zeppelin actually did 'forget' to credit other writers of some of their songs encourages a copyright troll to sue on "Stairway To Heaven." So far, it's working
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Suuuure.... "Accidentally" bought a gimp suit
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When it comes to pranks, the Japanese are the funniest people around
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Someday in the near future you will have to submit a photo of your face to determine which dog is best for you to adopt
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man arrested for doing naked pushups in the street. No word on whether they were hands-free
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Much like the 2011 Virginia earthquake, Britain gets a hurricane that does the same devastating damage
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man fatally shot in Echo Park... atally shot in echo park... echo park ark ark
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hasbro working on My Little Pony movie for 2017, assumes Bronies will still be socially awkward enough at that point to make it a hit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, now that the Ebola scare is over, lets revisit that sleepy little town Ferguson, Missouri. Oh dear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rupture
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Brothers Chaps bring us a message of Halloween Safety
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man who probably fits your stereotype of "French oil company CEO" killed in Moscow plane crash, along with three crew members
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The soda industry is spending $1.7 million to fight a proposed $0.01 cent per ounce tax on sugary beverages sold in Berkeley
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada Post to stop delivering mail door-to-door, meaning that Canadians will have to hike to the mailbox to pick up their subscriptions to The Hockey News, Bacon Today and getting their Gordon Lightfoot cassettes
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Artist who nailed his testicles in a protest last year shows balls and channels his inner Van Gogh by chopping off his earlobe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius sentenced to five years in prison for killing girlfriend
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery for flesh tunnel ears? Gauge for yourself
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man steals 244 election signs because the sight of them all was almost two gross
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
A cheeseburger-stuffed donut. THAT IS ALL
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shopping list: Bananas ✓ Bread ✓ Milk ✓ NOPE ✓
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oscar De La Muerta
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Mon October 20, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
I'm sure adding PROFESSIONAL SHARK PUNCHER to your resume would look extremely cool
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If any Farkers had a baby today, you can get them started on retirement with a free $500
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(io9)
 
 
 
A supervillian's guide to creating Cobra Commander-like natural disasters with a Hank Scorpio-like success rate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #9: I Can't Believe It's NotNewsletter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this time consuming grooming
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Pilot ejects after two F16s from the 138th Fighter Wing collide over southern Kansas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twinkies are not vegetarian
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Check out this 13th century mural depicting a penis tree (which had to be cleaned due to thick deposits that encrusted the work)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
'Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop.'
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The 'Miss Hitler' pageant has been cancelled. In related news, there was a Miss Hitler pageant
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
National park officials dumbfounded as to why steel structure has rust colored stains
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(Time)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad action figures, complete with bags of crystal meth and cash are in stock for your Christmas shopping at Toys "R" Us. Guns and weapons sold separately
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Historian Kirk Cameron declares that Halloween is christian holiday and celebrating it helps mock Obama
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Caption this frisky kitty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an attempt to distance themselves from The West, Russia will outlaw McDonald's. Actually maybe they're on to something here
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Black people riot over killer-cops. White people riot over pumpkins
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Ballot initiative would ban fracking in an area where there is no fracking, opposed by farmers who want to retire by selling oil rights to oil companies who have no plans to drill in the area
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China steps up to the plate in the right to bear arms. Or at least arm bears. Or maybe just give bears arms. Either way, don't stick your arm in the bear cage
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Drunk woman intends to pick up her boyfriend at bar, mistakenly goes to building with bars
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(10)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Ambulance responds to crash in record time
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is running a story on people overreacting to Ebola. That's the joke, folks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
♫I just adore a, 95 million dollar, penthouse view♫
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP's 404 Page makes a "funny." So, let's Photoshop some other 404s for both parties
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
4 out of 5 Dentists recommend smoking pot
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(46)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama jails systematically denying medical care to inmates to save costs. Come for the 19-year old who shoplifted DVDs and died of gangrene, stay for the 61-year old accused of harrassment who died of a broken leg
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nigeria now has fewer Ebola patients than Dallas
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse if you're in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This is your captain, we've now begun our descent into the UK, and if you look out on your right, you can see a flying man outside our airliner"
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Husband refuses to wake up wife unless she signs an agreement
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Migrant worker without papers? That's an arresting and deportation. Nazi war criminal? We'll keep paying your social security if you quietly go somewhere else
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
When firefighters have to use dish soap and a jackhammer to remove that girl you met online from inside your chimney, it's safe to say it's over
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fighting intensifies in Kobani, with helpful slideshow of what intense fighting looks like
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After being dumped, a man advertises for a new girlfriend. On Ebay
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(28)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
4 out 5 kids quarantined after having direct contact with Ebola victim return to school one day early. In other words, QUARANTINE HAS BEEN BREACHED RUN FOR YOUR F**KING LIVES MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"If we don't act now, this Ebola thing could make people turn to science for answers"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
As recently as 1964, the most common age at death was 0 years. Now it is 87
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(Fark)
 
 
 
WeHoe Fark party
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(23)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
City of Pittsburgh, PA wins Gawker.com's ugliest accent tournament because "yinz gots da worsted axint, an' talk funny n'at"
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(203)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Can I interest you in some ring bread? It's only been sitting outside all day and had a couple dozen hands on it. Other than that, it's perfectly fine
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A major musical and anthropological mystery is finally solved as Billy Idol comes clean on all the dirty lyrics the crowd sings whenever "Mony Mony" is performed. We can now all move on with our lives
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(118)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Here's what 9,000 years of breeding has done to corn, peaches, and other crops
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers are linking the season in which you were born to temperament. Now, if they could just narrow it to the month and somehow tie it into the stars, we'll have real science
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Man drives the wrong way down expressway. Because it gets him to work faster. And he's been doing it five days a week for five years
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(140)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
King Tut's newest body recreation shows he was OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(181)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
130-pound tortoise kidnapped, presumably by someone looking to celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in their state
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ebola News Network tries to figure out why Ebola kills some but spares others, fails to remember that viruses are non-discriminatory
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(76)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
I think we can all be proud of the rapper who sells his face...on Ebola masks. Ah, rhythmic capitalism
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study by the Institute of It's Monday So Let's Fark With People says coffee is bad for men's fertility but beer is good for fertility
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A century ago, military aviation was born
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this onion enthusiast
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(23)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cops do boy's homework after robbery call out
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(45)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Finally, it's been 21 days since patient zero coughed on 48 people. We can all stop panicking now
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(273)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The best way to rid yourself of an imaginary friend? Put him up for sale on eBay, of course
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pilot continues to fly passenger jet dangerously low on fuel for fear of losing his job
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(89)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Changing a dirty diaper at a restaurant table. New hotness: Letting your kid pee into a plastic bottle at a restaurant table
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(97)
 
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
South Korean official apologizes for an accident at a rock concert that killed sixteen people, and by "apologizes," we mean he killed himself
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(87)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man with presumably nothing better to do protests art by spray painting a blank wall at the Whitney Museum
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(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Some town names makes you smile: Weed, Ca., Limerick, Pa., and then there's the simple joy of Surprise, Az., when an old woman goes missing and suddenly turns up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man uses exoskeleton to walk down the aisle on wedding day. Skynet expresses disappointment, promises next model will find Sarah Connor
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(66)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Dentist charged for working on a patient while drunk. Bonus: He was wearing flip flops and a t-shirt. Double bonus: He once extracted a child's tooth at a party without parental consent
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