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Wed August 27, 2014
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(KATU)
 
 
 
If you are waiting on the delivery of a 70-ton turbine, it's gonna be a little late
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they kill your camera crew?
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy jumpers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas father charged with murdering the drunk driver who killed his two young sons. Verdict: The driver must have crashed into the bullet that killed him
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News Host: please, oh please, couldn't Putin rule the US, maybe for just a couple days?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The entire solar system is sealed inside of a giant peanut according to scientists, who totally aren't high
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(WBOC Delmarva)
 
 
 
Maryland teacher placed on administrative leave and whisked away to undisclosed location by state police for writing two works of fiction
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(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Islamists beat moderates in the Middle East because they have better PR
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you're fairly well off and need a new thrill in life now you can pay $950 to be professionally abducted
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California declares waiting period for gun purchases unconstitutional
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Intel and Michael J. Fox team up to promote new wearable computers, help shake out all the bugs
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(BGR)
 
 
 
New stick for beating the "legalize it" dead horse: "The result was the THC reduced damage to the heart in all cases"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know you could do with beer because you were too busy drinking it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wet-n-wild worker now much more wet and much less wild
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
What is the funniest or strangest car you've seen recently? Bonus for pictures
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's most expensive hot dog costs more than $150, and it doesn't even contain any dog (pics)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The article no Millennial wants to read: How one woman paid off $48,000 in debt in just three years. Difficulty: No whining was involved
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Archeologists find the only surviving wooden Roman toilet seat at a dig site in England after unearthing a small pot of olive oil and a copy of XXXVIII
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(US News)
 
 
 
FCC is taking seriously the overwhelming number of f*cks that were given about net neutrality
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hi-tech collection
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This cannot be stressed enough: eating under a tree requires constant vigilance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Get ready for 10 billion Hyperlapse videos in your social media feeds for the next few weeks
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(53)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A wooden hammock, just in case your chair doesn't have enough slats to sufficiently maim you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
56-year-old Indian woman who is a bigger badass than you've ever been kills a man-eating leopard that attacked her after a half-hour battle with the creature
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you've ever seen a Hitachi Magic Wand and wondered what all the buzz is about, here's a little history lesson
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The recursive causality loop known as "procrastination." I'll read the article later
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nigeria shutting down all schools until October in response to ebola. Kids now free to run and play together and have more contact with their communities for six more weeks
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon tries to take ownership of mythical Springfield with new Simpsons mural
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast hasn't even finished its acquisition of Time Warner, but that isn't stopping them from attempting to make it illegal to compete with Comcast
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wonkblog: New study shows that white people rarely have non-white friends. Author of the study: no it doesn't
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
According to Taco Bell, a "lifetime" of food will cost you a measly $10,000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Media filling space during the dog days of August by running stories asking, "Is *fill in blank here* ready for ebola?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the world's oldest wombat, Fat Pat from Ballarat, or as the wallabies call him, "The 29 Year Old Virgin"
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(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
ESPN's prurient interest in Sam's showering habits causes teammates to fire back "Everyone but you is over it"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
No, he
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
One of the perils of refusing to have sex with the babysitter
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Pairs well with music festivals, house parties, and riding through the clouds on the back of a mythological beast' Best ad for new cannabis drink on sale in US
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The tortoises that had iPads strapped to them are no longer on display
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the guy who managed to set his head on fire doing the ice bucket challenge was waving a confederate flag
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Town where entire population is made up of beautiful young women makes appeal for single men." You've been waiting for this your entire life (pics)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Solo cups, beer pong and trash: University of Michigan student move-in has begun
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Important message to commuters: Trains will be running 20 to 30 minutes late this morning. Also, if you drive a car, please remember the tracks are for trains only
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Economic data show that if Britain were to join the United States, it would be the second-poorest state, behind Alabama and Missouri and only just ahead of Mississippi"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lois Lane to become heroine for a new series of young adult novels designed to teach teens the finer points of scheming to try to get a husband, how to recognize people wearing glasses
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: Sriracha plant to give factory tours to residents that tried to shut it down. Fark: To prove they're making hot sauce and not tear gas
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(Boobies)
 
 
 
Putin: "And now for my next magical trick." An armored column appears out of nowhere
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when you could swim at the beach and not worry about the sunscreen washing off your body and killing all the local marine animals?
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Now he's known around the world as the lead singer of KISS, but in the beginning Gene Simmons was just an unknown dude in weird makeup wagging his tongue at an uncomfortable audience on 'The Mike Douglas Show.'
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(Simcoe News)
 
 
 
For driving while intoxicated purposes, an e-bike is a bike if you pedal it but a vehicle if you use the battery power as at least three people in one town learn in the last week
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: The New Zealand Transport Agency says 2681 vehicles were registered last month. News: As ambulances. Fark: The two ambulance services in the area only have 705 registered ambulances among them
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The earthquakes and floods plaguing Siberia lately could be the result of complex geographically shifting and climate fluctuations. Or it could all be from the curse of a 2,500-year-old mummy
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
What is this? An apocalypse for ants?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia frees "Popeye," a drug lord's hired killer who's confessed to 300 killings and involvement if 3000+ more. Never doubt the power of spinach, especially in government
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today is National Burger Day, and to mark the day here are five burgers that went way too far, including the Ramen burger and the Ulti-Meatum (pics)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only thing that can make the song 'Happy' even happier is to perform it in sign language
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(22)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Man accused of carjacking scooter, complete loss of pride
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple seeks corporate sponsors for their wedding, will soon find out corporations give even less of a shiat about their wedding than the people they know
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(BBC)
 
 
 
London cyclists 'collide with 25% of guide dogs' working in the capital
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Serial aircraft stowaway turns out to have been a flight risk after all
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Virginia's staunchly anti-gay former governor, Bob McDonnell, is now living with a gay Catholic priest
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS sued over farting hippo puppet used on NCIS. That's no way to talk about LL Cool J
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man 'didn't want another body found in his house,' so he moved the newest dead body into a wooded area. To be fair, I have a one-a-year quota, as well
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Ice Bucket Challenger gets blown off feet by jet stream of slurry
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish retailer pulls their line of children's striped pajamas with six-pointed yellow stars, decides maybe that "Treblinky" pacifier is a bad idea too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this propeller positioning
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
15-year-old tries to prove you can use a t-shirt to slide down a zip line. Myth, femur: BUSTED
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Apparently if the airlines lose your 85-year-old mother, she's worth a $200 travel voucher. Good to know
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
World Bank warns of imminent Malthusian catastrophe
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Calculate the odds of dying if out of six chambers, one is loaded, and your buddy just tested one
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(KATU)
 
 
 
12 year old uses school-issued iPad to access erotica. Mom is somehow shocked
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he madeth into a esophagus and then he said thou shall not eat quarter sized batteries, okay?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
PetSmart up for adoption, the impressive sexual stamina of Neanderthals, and the dinosaur victim of a shooting crime: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/17 - 8/23
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most American grill ever made is complete with two beer kegs, a perfect Mount Rushmore replica, and seating for eight Stone Cold Steve Austin fans
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Contractor testing alarm system at National Guard helicopter base accidentally sets off fire suppression system, fills hangar with 15' of foam which spreads to runway. Fark: Dust devil touches down and foamnado ensues (with video)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dude, it's like Colorado's pot brownies are now coming with instructions... to like... yeah to give you instructions on how to eat them and not get out of hand
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most hated car company in America is _______ (not GM)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pilot and his co-pilot have spotted a mysterious orange and red glow over the Pacific Ocean near the Russian peninsula of Kamchatka. "[It was] the creepiest thing so far in my flying career"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
New toilet paper rolls without the cardboard tube set to help the environment and disappoint crafty college stoners
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The WHO shut down Sierra Leone lab, voicing concerns about the epidemic creating a local teenage wasteland. A spokesman states that group members are going through traumatic times while on the eminence front
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(Mancunian Matters)
 
 
 
Man wanting to stay out partying tells his girlfriend he'll be home late and not to worry about him. Just kidding, he tells her he is being held for £50 ransom. Hilarity ensues
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Playing with your Wii could save your life, especially if you end up peeing all over yourself
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(31)
 
(NZ City)
 
 
 
Man, apparently into retro gaming, wields chainsaw during fight at service station
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(46)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston firefighters rescue abandoned black lab puppy with its head stuck in tire."We really cut very carefully because any kind of pressure on the dog's neck could have snapped its neck or killed it," (w/ video)
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(FStoppers)
 
 
 
You comfortable? You ready for the photo? Great, just relax. C'mon, give me a smile. Yeah, just like that. Ignore my assistant right behind you with the TASER
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(21)
 
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Man digs for months to free 6,000 pound boulder, succeeds
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(186)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this human-furry interaction
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(33)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin pie spice gum, because why the fark not?
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abusive, rogue Android takes down National Weather Service website
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(86)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Come for the story about the DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for the eyewitness account video
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(62)
 
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
County health department feels the need to warn people not to set themselves on fire
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gas prices to rise on Isle of Man, affecting everyone who currently pays for man gas
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(30)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
How not to totally piss everyone else off on your flight and get your ass tackled by an air marshal
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(188)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
ISIS is still very active in Iraq, but at least we ran them out of Florida
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman films day-drinkers stumbling out of a popular bar and posts the video on YouTube like it's a bad thing. "Some waddle over to the Taco Bell across the street"
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(135)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Florida provides its alternate ending to "baby locked in a hot car"
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(54)
 
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Man discovers Tennessee is a far cry from India
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(45)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nine-year old girl fails class. Which is bad, but even worse when it's a shooting class, according to her teacher Professor Headwound
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(226)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"He was pretty upset. You might say... *removes sunglasses* ...he saw red. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(14)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Go Greyhound and leave the drunk driving to us
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(18)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these water watchers
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(19)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Baby on board, Dad in Walmart
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't know why these kids are complaining about student loans, after all, their social security checks will cover it
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(143)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bear heads stolen from remote Maine cabin. Bear heads stolen from remote Maine cabin
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(28)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
After years of painstaking research, Italian professor declares he can't find the G-spot. Will have to repeat experiment
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(53)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
If your parents name you Spartacus, you may be destined for great things. Or you could be like this guy
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RUSSIAN SOLDIER: "No, seriously, this is all just a big mistake. I totally meant to go left at Albuquerque"
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(47)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Rules for an outing at the park.....1). No #1. 2) No #2
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is that a helicopter in your kilt, or are you just glad to . . . you know what? Never mind. I don't want to know
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(23)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The odd, jerky movements and theatrical gestures of the aliens in 'Mars Attacks' were inspired by the silent-screen-style emoting of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. And other things you didn't know about Tim Burton's movies
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(17)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
How shall we keep the neo-Nazis away? I know, let's play the music from Schindler's List from the church bells
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man with 100 pound scrotum prepares for surgery. That takes balls
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(51)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Six months after the Olympics, Sochi is a decaying ghost town
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(187)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Time is running out to get your penis pastries
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that mysterious bombing in Libya last week? No? Well we found out who bombed. Egypt and the UAE. The UAE? The UAE has their own bombers? I thought they just catapulted prisoners and had them go "BOOM" when they hit?
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(62)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Have you packed the bags yourselves? Are you carrying any dangerous objects? Did you take a shower in the last four weeks?
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(66)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Some people see Fidel Castro as their idol, this kid dresses like him. He got to meet the real thing
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(61)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The "problem" with bombing ISIS. Well, not a problem for the US, per se, but someone nonetheless
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(153)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
The "Ice Bucket Challenge" is scheduled to jump the shark as soon as someone can convince a shark to dump a bucket of ice water on its head
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Future psychopathic messianic leader found in Austria. We did so well with the last one
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For sale: Former home of JD Salinger. Property is isolated and secluded
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(52)
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Today we celebrate the best holiday of the year. National Dog Day. Suck it, Caturday
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(82)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your pet cat turns out to be a pissed off raccoon? That's almost as bad as when your talking pet dog turns out to be a capybara
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Ukraine shows 10 Russian paratroopers they captures who "got lost on a training exercise". Yup, I'm sure that's exactly what happened
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(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Fargo sheriff's deputy shoots and kills rampaging cow that was coming right for him. His life was in danger, don'tcha know
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC learns that people with Ebola have been lying to them about not having Ebola. CDC officials became suspicious when the supposedly Ebola-free patients started bleeding from their eyeballs
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
"This is stupidity 101. Not only does he let an 8-year-old steer, a 9-year-old is in the back seat. And once he's out of the car, he keeps drinking the beer while claiming he did nothing wrong and was 'only letting the kids go for a drive"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The United States and Canada have a peaceful and healthy relationship with each other. Until the United States starts running out of water and realizes just how much water Canada really has
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is that the rat poison deployed in Central Park is killing off all the rats. The bad news is that it's also killing off all the dogs, cats, great horned owls, golden eagles and foxes in Central Park as well
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Massholes are worst drivers in US says Allstate. And congrats to D.C. for making it all the way up to 3rd worst
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Butte police deal with slew of Butte-ass naked people over the weekend, including nude man talking to God, topless woman lying on pile of luggage, and pantsless lady exposing herself to traffic
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Naked man roams the streets of Topeka, wang merrily flopping to and fro, and there's nothing the police can do about it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Georgia reinstates gun rights for convicted rapist and ex-cop. Still can't be a cop though
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thousands of homeowners who could benefit from HARP mortgage reductions are failing to take advantage of them because gubmint bad
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo evening commute delayed by 30 minutes after authorities shut down everything to chase train groper, who escaped by jumping on the tracks. "He was wearing jeans"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man accused of having sex with a mattress apparently just really needed his Beautyrest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anglican pastor attracts new members through signs outside his church, such as 'Dear Christians, some people are gay, get over it, Love God.' Local politician has a problem with this, but doesn't complain because of the short sermons
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The test flight of a military hypersonic glider designed to fly so fast it can reach anywhere on the globe in about an hour went great. For the first four seconds
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(MSN News NZ)
 
 
 
Fishermen in Norway have caught a record 729 whales this year. They were reminded to save the whales, trade them for fabulous prizes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutchman van der Sloot goes on hunger strike in Peruvian jail, warden says he's still paying for himself
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Moose shows up at German office canteen. Bystanders report he was just checking to see if all the juice was gone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FBI receives audio of gunshots from Michael Brown shooting. Spoiler: Cop shot first....and often
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man steals approximately $32,000 from 12 different banks, promptly loses it all playing roulette in Atlantic City
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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Rocket containing experimental military weapon explodes over Kodiak, Alaska. So far no residents have reported gaining super powers, but sales of tin foil have exploded as well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
350 years ago today, the Guinea anchored in New Amsterdam harbor and took over from the Dutch, beginning a centuries-long transition for the NYC metro area from Orange to orange
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now that's what I call cashback: Golden ticket debit card paid out to couple every time they went shopping
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Burger King threatens to move to Canada where it would be known as Burger Prime Minister
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes there are crocodiles in Florida, and for the first time in the state's history they attacked a pair of late-night swimmers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I am a happily married woman and I find women to be attractive. I've had sex with women before. Should I start referring to myself as a bisexual? Or is that a secret I should keep?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that three-quarters of white Americans don't even have a pretend black friend
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The ritual wussification of the United States is now complete. Many Americans now think it should be illegal for children under 9 to play outside by themselves
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
If your kid refuses to return to college do you a) talk to him about the benefits of a college degree; b) offer to pay his tuition as long as he keeps up his grades; or c) pull out a Ruger SR40 handgun and threaten to put a hole through his head
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(AOL)
 
 
 
17-year-old Taco Bell cashier forced to give counterfeit bills as change by managers who claimed to be undercover cops and then.... Look, just don't eat there
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it took a little longer than I thought it would, but we've finally had a "flight diverted because some asshat used a Knee Defender to prevent another passenger from reclining her seat" incident
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic moment
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL DOT has a new weapon against people driving faster than 45mph on the interstate: A road that'll damage your car
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Puzzled police probe penguin purloining potables, promise prompt prosecution
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man using chainsaw in tree falls 30 feet, sticks the landing on a metal fence post
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(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Former AP correspondent explains how and why reporters get Israel so wrong, and why it matters
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for arguing with their pants down. Thankfully cops stepped in before it turned into a real pissing match
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Jones Soda unveils their newest abomination: Peanut Butter & Jelly pop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surrogate mom, 'Bama style
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
It was 50 years ago when the British invaded Las Vegas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Floating food truck failboat
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
"Hey ISIS, your flag is awesome... for me to poop on" (Not safe for work)
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Worried about your date slipping a roofie in your drink? There's a nail polish for that
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(Today)
 
 
 
Doctors use computers to help with belly button makeovers, hope to help those who have been attacked by a navel destroyer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman gets 6 month sentence for murder
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