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Mon September 01, 2014
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man nearly dies in ice bucket challenge after an airplane drops water on him. You're doing it wrong
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chinese insurance policies cover against your bride becoming pregnant before the honeymoon, your team being knocked out of the soccer World Cup, burning your tongue eating hotpot or if smog ruins your holiday
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Archaeological dig at US college finds remains of a colonial-era brewery on campus
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(WTFark)
 
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CIRQUE DU PUSSY: Cat Lady Leaves Zookeeper Job To Run Away With Cat Circus. The Internet's Like, "Yup. Makes Sense To Us."
 
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dust storm triggers a 50 car pile-up in A) Arizona B) New Mexico C) Washington, the Evergreen State
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boogie man, man
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russians send geckos to space to have sex, but they died. Not sure if I feel sad or jealous
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If there's a car crash, odds are that nine out of 10 times it's caused by someone in the medical profession, with surgeons and GPs ranked first and second
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Finally, bacon that could possibly give you super powers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Forehead, fivehead, sixhead, pinhead; it's the Labor Day edition of the Mugshot Roundup
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Hungarians hanging out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson police force now using personal body cameras, will now have to remember to yell "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US" before shooting people
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ermahgerd, Ferk nerslerter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cambridge University's Trinity College has a team of scientists trying to stop the Army of the 12 Monkeys
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1991, a man helped his children escape from their burning home in a blaze that killed his wife. In 2008, that same man killed his son by rigging his car jack causing his truck to crush him. Now, police think he just maybe also set the 1991 fire
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A fireworks explosion at a wedding killed two people, leaving guests shocked and upset. Even the cake was in tiers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Time to celebrate Labor Day and honor the organized workers who helped bring it about, by emulating unions' time-honored tradition of sitting around drinking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh...what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that's stamina
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sellafield, England described as the only place in England that still has 'easily affordable' housing. You might want to pack a Geiger counter in the moving van, though
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, WWII erupted when Germany and the USSR invaded Poland. These color photos by Hitler's personal photographer make it feel like only yesterday
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find stolen ring in the stomach of the woman who stole it. No word on exactly what type of ring it was, but it is expected to be a chocolate diamond by the time it is recovered
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(Metro)
 
 
 
(sɔᴉd) uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʎluO ǝslǝ ǝuoʎuɐ ǝʞᴉl ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ sʎɐs 'ʎʇᴉlᴉqɐsᴉp oʇ uᴉ ǝʌᴉƃ oʇ sǝsnɟǝɹ pɐǝɥ uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ɥʇᴉʍ uɐW
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Mother charged in the death of her 8-year-old disabled daughter could get $1 million dollars from the daughter's trust fund even if she is found guilty
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school district provides free breakfast and lunch to ALL students, thus reducing paperwork and the stigma of being the "poor kid" who gets free food
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Shame on you if you've been looking at the hacked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and several other female celebrities. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? I mean, Buzzfeed is calling you out on this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it okay to lie on your resume, especially as one-third of employers do no checking whatsoever? Especially since you and Bill Gates invented the cursor, at least according to your CV
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
127-year-old woman who has outlived her 5 children is a grandmother to 20, great-grandmother to 73 and great-great-grandma to 55 becomes the unofficial oldest person who has ever lived. And she doesn't look a day over 110
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It takes a brave man to quit his job and pursue his dreams. It takes an incredibly shortsighted man to quit a reliable, steady gig, go broke, and eventually get fired from a job in doggie daycare
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you follow the mushroom picking guide in the Sunday paper, get ready for hallucinations and a long nap
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, the last Passenger Pigeon died at the St. Louis zoo
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Perry removes an offensive Twitter photo about the Texas DA he tried to force resign and claims it was an unauthorized posting. Oops
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before Raleigh and Atlanta lock eyes from across the way and unite for some sexy urban merging that produce a big bundle of megalopolis
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Another weekend, another shark attack
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
When searching for a location to fire up your meth lab, a well ventilated church basement is always your best bet
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A good grandma gives you milk and cookies when she's alive. A really great grandma gives you pot and a cell phone after she's dead
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As the summer comes to an end, a tower made out of mushroom bricks on display at the Museum of Modern Art will be turned into compost. Well, it was a lot of fun guys
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Hell's Angels complain that police in Calgary are picking on them all the time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Howard Buffett says he bought the Rosa Parks memorabilia collection for $4.5 million because "his mother would have wanted it"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Looks like ISIS is about to get some... *puts on sunglasses*... Kurds in their way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Petite 32-year-old mother-of-one hadn't touched a weight until two years ago, but now she can do 70 kg squats, lift a 35 kg log, and is set to compete in final for England's Strongwoman Championships (w/pics)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Starting a bar fight when you're drunk is bad enough, but threatening to kidnap an American and behead him once you're released from jail is not going to help your case
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Designer thinks the ghost of John Belushi still hovers over her store. Over? Did you say, 'over?'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raju, the elephant that cried when he was freed from chains he had worn for 50 years might be chained back up as his original owners who used him to beg for money are going to court to try and win him back saying he is their 'rightful property'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
From the creators of the smash hit "Benghazi" comes the gripping sequel: "Tripoli"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blooming closeup
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada banning Citronella based insect repellants because it killed some lab rats when they drank it. DEET on the rocks still an acceptable, and might I add delicious, summer beverage. BOTTOMS UP... *twitch*
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sandy girl died doing what she loved
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
More free cash handouts for cash strapped and unemployed Rhode Islanders
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Hong Kong is totally a democracy, but the People's Republic of China wants you to remember that they pick the candidates. Now go vote
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
City council of Council Bluffs, Iowa excited to be "one step closer" to getting a big Dick's
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The racism of modern medicine
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Putin demands substantive, meaningful talks in order to give southeastern Ukraine statehood. The Ukraine? The Ukraine is weak. UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
California men fighting federal government over ownership of a rare aluminum penny issued in 1974 by the US Mint; the penny is valued at $250,000
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(Cairo Scene)
 
 
 
Video footage shows beautiful wedding aboard a Nile felucca in what is the first documented gay marriage in Egypt. Other than the guy who supports gay rights but suggests killing them, local social media seems supportive
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scholars don't think there was a real life Jesus Christ. Well God damn
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The most powerful distributor of news in the world is not News Corp or the New York Times. It is an algorithm governing how items are displayed to the billion active users on Facebook.' Well, and Fark.com
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man out of the blue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but when you allow child care providers to self-certify, lots of kids end up dead
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Bandit fails to get any money in two attempted robberies. Smokey still promises to catch that sumbiatch
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Disney knows that ice cream cones melt. So what about bacon macaroni and cheese cones?
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
When does a $5 toll cost $30? When you drive a rental car
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is getting a new male pug puppy today. Help me pick a name. Food related are best (my other pugs are Twinkie and Egg Roll) all are welcome
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10 American children try Vegemite for the first time, immediately swear to exact revenge upon Australia
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
A 52-year-old New Jersey man is suing Grindr after being arrested for having sex with a 13-year-old boy he met using the app. Claims it was Grindr's responsibility to verify the boy's age considering you have to be 18 to use the app
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The violence of summer continues unabated in Chiraq, with twenty wounded in shootings and two dead from gunshots. Clearly, the only solution is even tougher gun control laws--and bigger prison sentences
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An abortion provider speaks out about the stigma of her job, the constant fear of violent protestors, and what it was like "coming out" and admitting her profession
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The US is helping the Kurds fight against Islamic extremists. Good. But a few years back we were helping Turkey kill Kurdish rebels. Good. Turkey is a trusted friend. Maybe. Welcome to the twisted world of foreign policy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman survives camel tow accident
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's your map of Boston color coded to show best scavenging opportunities on student moving day
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Harry Houdini: Escape artist, magician, and secret spy for the British Secret Service
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Rescued dog in Hiroshima becomes rescue dog in Hiroshima. "An dog abandoned by people is now rescuing them. It is a proof that Yumenosuke deserves to live"
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Sorry, ma'am, I just happened to drop these shoes right under your skirt. Don't mind me picking them up with my camera running
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
33-year-old slice of Princess Diana's wedding cake auctioned to highest bidder Jacopo Peterman
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Cab company Uber must be stopped by any means necessary. It is the true embodiment of unrestrained hypercapitalism. And together, we can destroy it
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Utah teacher has four sets of twins in class, is still working on labellng the evil ones
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby's voices tell him to drink beer with his cat and that Drew Curtis is around every corner wanting to borrow five dollars
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The crisp air of the oncoming Autumn in Vermont brings the DUI, Attempted Burglary, Theft of a School Bus, Possession of Narcotics and other charges
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge warns attorney to never dress like a Harry Potter character again, says he is the only person allowed to wear an absurd robe and wig in his courtroom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this worker beaming with pride on a box well carried
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Last surviving Hindenburg crew member dies at 92. He was able to jump out of a cloth supply hatch onto the ground below. The Knot seams saved him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has a heart attack on a Southwest Airlines flight. News: The flight attendant refused to use a defibrillator on him. Fark: When asked why the attendant wouldn't use the defibrillator on the man she said 'Because his chest is too hairy'
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(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Nothing like those dog days of summer, high on meth, burglarizing a home and cooling down by splashing toilet water on your face. (With mugshot goodness)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A question only one state can answer: If you drink more after a crash, can you avoid a DUI?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
A bright, vivid pink gun gets a known gang leader a lengthy federal prison sentence
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stunning satellite images show the Arctic ice cap is growing, and Al Gore is actually living as a snow-encrusted man in his vast private ice kingdom, with his own freeze-ray and a diet of nothing but polar bear meat and icicles
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
A 93 year-old woman is preparing to skydive for the first time, because "she has nothing to lose"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Porn, drugs, prostitution, and cosmetic surgery is rampant in A) Hollywood B) Las Vegas C) Iran
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney tells Scotland "You can't do that" in terms of voting for their independence from Britain
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flash mob overtakes mall with a performance dedicated to one of the most boring books in history, which details the exhaustive life of a French terrorist and thief who absconds with a loaf of bread, tormenting the heroic cop who chases him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Move over, thyroid problem. There's a new excuse for being fat
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