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Sat November 18, 2017
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Body slam Greg Gianforte lied from the get-go to investigators about his assault of a reporter
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado voters elect convicted murderer to school board. Apparently he's a proponent of the program "No Child Left Alive"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you get a call from your own number, don't answer it. It's not you
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Woman leads police on a high-speed chase for the second time in as many days
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(Fark)
 
 
 
LA Fark Party - Downtown - Karl Strauss Brewing Company
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Victim blaming sexual harassment and assault victims is here; "Women should dress modestly"
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
This year's reason to be outraged over Starbucks cups is: (throws dart at board) They're promoting the gay agenda
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Roadside fecal fail ends with plummeting pooper
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Seattle Fark Party - Come for some libations and a good time
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un shows off his fancy new weapons, same old pants (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
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Author asks "What caused the opioid crisis?". Subby is going out on a limb here and guesses opioids
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All right, pop quiz. Gas station, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's standing in front of a rack of propane tanks. You're 20 feet away. What do you do? Shoot the hostage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these patrolling pandas
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Grandpa's final wish granted: Bury me with two Pat's cheesesteaks. Fans of Geno's Steaks say that will send him straight to hell
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: City uses bucket truck to hang Christmas decorations. News: City's bucket truck gets stolen. Fark: The guy hanging the decorations was still in the bucket
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego police issue warning that they will inconvenience thousands of drivers to catch 3 drunk people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dog owners live longer. Cat owners more likely to be murdered in their sleep
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's Fark $5/Month Pyramid clues: "beyond vulgar to think of," "flabbergasted," "threat of electrical sparks and fire"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: What do you do when the butcher gives you the wrong moose?
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(Toronto Life)
 
 
 
$500 for a basement apartment rental. Oh, and if you could finish it while you're down there, that would be just great
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Hey look: coffee is good for us again. Woot woot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this typical golf course hazard
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
If strip clubs didn't have a minimum age limit for patrons this whole thing could have been avoided
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
35-year-old time capsule found in Seattle's Space Needle. For non-Americans, around here, thirty five years is ancient history
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It's not that it's lost. For it to be lost we'd have to look for it and not find it," said spokesman for the Navy that hasn't found it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth approves first female Black Rod for the House of Lords in its 650-year history. Strangely enough, this isn't a naughty thing
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Ménage à trois at the homeless camp
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20 tons of meatballs lost after truck crashes on icy road in Sweden. Authorities investigating if somebody sneezed
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
39 years ago today, the most controversial program in all of television history aired for its one and only time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Northeast to enjoy a Polar Vortex this winter. Burn more coal
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report: Farc money launderer gave money to Trump's Panama resort, which could now face further investigations, but on the plus side is now signed up for 1000 years of TotalFarc
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian woman gets a $30,400 fine for drunken driving, but she is a billionaire so no problem for her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When the eel hits the anus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News media goes nuts with "baby died due to marijuana overdose" story ... and if you guessed that maybe they weren't being all that accurate, well... yeah, about that story
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this close up of an actual virus
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nuns don't have €150,000 to repair church organ. Charity repairs organ for free. Government fines convent €170,000 for accepting free repair
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark Trump? No, fark you
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
In the Navy ... You can sign up to learn to fly. In the Navy ... And draw a penis in the sky
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher gets terrorist threats from Christian parents for daring to teach her students that not all Muslims are terrorists because of course
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lock down - bladder edition
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(Time)
 
 
 
Judge vacates convictions for 15 black men who were imprisoned for up to 10 years after Chicago cop planted evidence. Cop was sentenced to 22 months, so it all works out fairly in the end
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Can Musk handle the curves and build Roadsters on time, With range of 630 miles, his thing can go all night, It goes from zero to sixty in 1.9. If you put down $50Gs, Shut up and... take my money
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This couple made a promise to one another should the Australian people vote "Yes." Now a generous lawyer is offering to help them keep it
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Florida-ready headline: Florida man throws girlfriend's shoe out of his truck to stop her from strangling him, police say
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(Longreads)
 
 
 
Nothing about treating women with respect, nor listening to their thoughts and feelings should make a man uncomfortable. And yet, here we are
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Perhaps more disturbing, is that people noticed it was the wrong loved one in the casket because he had legs
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