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Sat December 10, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Package thief looking out for number 1 is rewarded with number 2
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how much you make while you're pooping at work
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(The Local)
 
 
 
3,000 evacuated after 'British' WWII bomb found near Paris
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Man finds dead mouse in Tim Hortons' coffee cup. Spokesman says, it's not like we charged extra, so what's the big deal?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Santa pays off $46K in layaway at PA Walmart
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sheep gets hung up in traffic (cone) on way to work in the fields
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Fri December 09, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangest calls to a sex toy helpline provide surprises, shock, three potential Fark headlines (Some Not safe for work images on page)
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No, China doesn't have a problem with environmental pollution in the countrysides, just ask this 'monkey face' piglet. (Graphic)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
22-year-old discovers his bank has given him unlimited overdraft, spends £1million on sports cars, strippers and parties. The rest he wastes
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump: The Real Manchurian Candidate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NORAD prepares to track Santa Claus, though Trump will probably get Tim Allen to head it up next year
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fruit-lovin' monkey
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sometimes when you've been left bloodied by bullies who attacked you with stones and an electrical plug you need the support of your local biker gang (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think your child is too old for Elf on the Shelf, maybe you should look into Krampus in the Corner
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kirk Douglas turns 100, mercilessly slaughters 2016 in the arena
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 most unfortunate names in human history. It's great knowing we live in a world where Dr. James Grossweiner could one day marry a woman named Charity Beaver. Then they'd combine their last names into "Grossbeaver" for gender equality's sake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this...car?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fireball whiskey now comes in a box. These guys know exactly who they're selling to
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Think John Glenn was a hero? Wait until you meet his wife, Annie (link fixed)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, in a small village not too far from here, lived a small boy who took notes, did his homework, and scored 1089 on the Fark Weird News Quiz. Let's see if you can do better
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sorry, drivers, but we have to ask you to stop being so nice. It's dangerous. Sorry
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(Toronto Life)
 
 
 
I accidentally slept with a Trump supporter. He had a cool motorcycle, ok? You understand
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung to remotely brick all remaining Note 7s. If you don't return it now, the next update will remotely detonate it
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Mysterious device found all over Ancient Rome baffles everyone except Ancient Romans
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
PSA: Pork is not Muslim Kyptonite
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
56% of Trump voters say they won't believe news reports that say he's lying. In other news 44% of Trump voters lie to pollsters
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West comes out of hiding, sees shadow, which means six more weeks of douchebag behavior
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new Study finds that barely half of 30-year old are earning more than their parents were at the same age, as compared to 92% in 1970-and the number would be even worse except a lot fewer women worked back them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Geert Wilders convicted of hate speech. Eyegore unavailable for comment
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Brian Williams complains about fake news
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Breda Valor Watch. Military-inspired, minimalist wristwatch. It's a watch. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends over $30,000 to look like Captain America's nemesis, The Red Skull. If he had actually ever read a comic book he would have known that for most of the Skull's history, his red face was just a cheap-ass mask
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Austria's word of the year is so long, Fark would not accept it in this headline
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Arkansas court rules that two women can't be listed on a birth certificate even if they are sisters
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ceasefire in Aleppo means continual bombing apparently
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Christmas photo fail
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse Parker for his absence as he was afflicted with a severe case of Hogwarts
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
17 goes into 32 one too many times
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia family finds balloon sent by boy to his father in heaven as a Christmas letter. Now they need help to track him down and make his Christmas a merrier one
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of going to the cops with the evidence, bar owners put security video of a customer stealing the tip jar on social media in hopes of guilting the culprit into returning the money. "We own a bar, people get a little intoxicated, stuff happens"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cow tipping. New Farkness: Wheelchair tipping
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The most Canadian case of road rage and assault you'll ever see
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you ever had trouble choosing the burger or burrito, your problems have been solved. Behold the burgito
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure you walked uphill both ways to get to school, but did you ever go to school when it was bone-crushing minus 53C outside like these Siberian children?
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Canada has decided to put the woman who fought segregation on the $10 bill. Hero tag for Ms. Desmond
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