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Mon April 24, 2017
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's Confederate Memorial Day y'all. Roll Tide
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Queen and an elephant
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Offering to kiss state trooper who pulled you over for DUI doesn't help, especially without breath mints, luv
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
How administrative incompetence and bureaucratic blunders spun the story of the USS Carl Vinson missing a single port of call into an international incident
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Old: The Burning Man. New: The Bombay Beach Biennale, which features a drive-in, art shows and other eccentricities in the ghostly landscape of abandoned Salton Sea resorts -- as if you tried to make art houses in Fallout: New Vegas
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Sioux Falls man arrested for trying to run back into a burning building to save his beer. No word on what kind of beer it was
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hello. My name is Sergio Montoya. I kill people's faith in teachers. Prepare to cry
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The US tobacco industry is climbing back after it almost died off in a puff of smoke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's your go to business oriented motivational speaker?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here are a bunch of things filled with beans that should NEVER be filled with beans
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
NASA claims no one has ever engaged thrusters in space
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Hello My Name is Marco Antonio Garcia-Garcia. You followed my vehicle. Prepare to die
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this performance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newly released documents reveal the sordid 20 year history of the first active duty admiral in U.S. history to be convicted of a felony. Come for kickbacks, stay for the sex with Vietnamese prostitutes
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
There is just a tad bit of embellishment in this amusing obituary (and some nice shade thrown at the Sacramento Kings)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Resident complains naked statue of Archimedes casts sphere of distraction
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hungry child
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out trying to build a nuclear reactor in your backyard gets you yearly FBI visits for life. Who knew they'd take it so seriously?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Let's go over this one more time: If you're out turkey hunting, don't disguise yourself as a turkey
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(Eat This, Not That)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday is ready to snap into some meat snacks. What's your favorite? Do you buy it or make your own? Do pork rinds even qualify? OH YEAH
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sorry I didn't get you a Mother's Day card, mom. I couldn't afford one. Because you ruined my credit rating. When I was seven. Remember?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vienna bartender appeals fine for public belching ... and wins. Blames eating a kebab with too much onion
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
ORLY?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not news: 12-year-old boy goes out for a little joyride with car. News: 12-year-old boy gets nailed by police 1300km into his 4000km solo journey across Australia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The USS Carl Vinson started joint drills with two Japanese destroyers in the western Pacific Ocean on Sunday, according to officials who absolutely pinky-sweared that the aircraft carrier was really there this time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: You had ONE job
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Seriously Odd Jobs
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
When transporting weed and Xanax you might want to make sure the car you're driving has a license plate. Or at least eat all the drugs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man claims to be addicted to eating trees. Subby is going out on a limb here, but maybe this stems from some deep-rooted problem
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Not even sort-of News: Best Korea issues threats against a country for cooperating with U.N. sanctions. Most assuredly news: China
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Upon investigation of remote Thai province's 'sacred pond' of black water that villagers believe cures blindness and all illness, officials find the water's magic ingredient to be feces. Holy crap
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from beautiful downtown Juneau, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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