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Sat May 27, 2017
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Today's nightmare fuel: Lack of sleep causes your brain to eat itself
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Cool: get awarded teacher of the year. Sad: Announce you are leaving state because of how bad the schools are
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(Short List)
 
 
 
If you could hang out for a day with any author -- past or present -- who would it be? Yep, we're getting all "timey-wimey" this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this windfarm
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Black bear walks "nonchalantly" through suburban New Jersey backyards sending residents into a frenzy because they've never seen a 'huge' wild animal before
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Japan's most famous cat Maru celebrated a major birthday milestone this week. Here's to another ten years of running full-speed into cardboard boxes, just in time for Caturday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Prison pizza
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why the female cashier is being nice to you: A) she is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you, or B) because that's literally her farking job, you cretin
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
No, the Midwest is not the birthplace of the American beer
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Bystanders try to stop man from harassing two Muslim women on a train in Portland, get stabbed to death for their efforts
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
A day after a student went to the media with an "award" for "Most Likely to Become a Terrorist", another one comes forward with an "award" for "Most Likely to Blend in with White People" from the same teacher
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Man tries to bite flight attendant then jumps off plane onto tarmac. The AAristocrats
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You ever have that dream where you're naked at a storage facility, so you drive off in a truck, but it has a giant black and white statue of a swan in the back? That... that was just a dream, right?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian riot police have to use water cannons to disperse crowds of angry demonstrators and make more than 150 arrests during protests in Kolkata over...wait for it...the breakdown of law and order in the city
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The reporters at the Bozeman Chronicle are having a little fun with the police blotter today
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Doctor, my heel hurts." "I can fix that by sticking my fingers up your hoo-ha"
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Boeing satellite engineer and wannabe spy sells out his country to impress fake internet girlfriend
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When the lie about having a Canadian girlfriend goes too far
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Matlock has been arrested. Don't let grandma know
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Theme park has first "Adult night", where fights break out by people who aren't good at adulting
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
In Japan, officials' only response to ongoing demographic time bomb is to sponsor speed-dating events and fatherhood classes. "It's great that [the government] is worried about it. But these things will not work"
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Asian-themed restaurant
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Police advise citizens not to jump on the hood of their car should someone try to steal it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ukip politician calls for death penalty for suicide bombers". Ummmm
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A six year-old boy wanted to give blood to help victims of the Manchester bombing but was told he was too young. So, he went out and got a bunch of snacks for nurses
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
There it is - the late Friday Trump-Russia revelation, three day weekend edition
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's fine if you want to sleep in the nude. Just don't sleep in the nude in the middle of the interstate
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A guy that would mock and then sucker punch a young man with cerebral palsy is not a model citizen in other matters
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Last year, the U.S. had a honeybee holocaust
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baby hippo Fiona gets a beer in her honor, now if we see a hippo drinking beer that would be awesome
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New Jersey officer known as the 'Deer Whisperer' saves adorable baby deer from sewer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer catches young girl stealing shoes for her 5 year old sister, but instead of arresting her he organizes donations for her impoverished family. Tag is for the officer
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Three Mile Island on the verge of shutting down, Jack Lemmon unavailable for comment
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
"Hand over those pre-paid credit cards, or you get caulk"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman's service cat that detects when she's about to have a seizure runs away. In other news, someone thought it was a good idea to train 'service cats'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New GOP bill would make it virtually impossible to sue the police, even in cases of egregious misconduct
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a bid to be the next car of James Bond, BMW adds passenger auto eject as a standard feature
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these MOSFETs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Innovative sous vide, trolling Ivanka, and roaming charrges. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-14 to Sat 2017-05-20
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for assaulting ex with pork fried rice. Apparently she hit him with a combination
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen selling her virginity hopes to buy a car. Yugo, girl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Comey knew BUT HER EMAILS was Russian disinformation but went with it anyway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RIP Denis Johnson, author of "Jesus' Son"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who came up with the Ice Bucket Challenge drowning in medical bills. If only there were a drug that could be easily made in an RV and sold to pay those bills
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns to become full-time 'lice slayer', equips herself with shampoo of cleansing and comb with +5 against mites
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
11-year-old girl accuses her teacher of war crimes for punishing whole class when one pupil is naughty, cites the Geneva Convention to back up her claim, is now leading in all polls for U.K General Election
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"26 years, and I have never drank the water here"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a nice day for most all of the country. You can go outside and play, or you can stay in and take the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz for May 14 - May 20
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Men dressed as construction workers steal nearly $800K worth of jewelry from Brooklyn store. Indian chief, sailor, police officer costumes left unused
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It could happen to any of us: Greedy dolphin chokes to death on giant octopus it tried swallowing whole
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another small part of True America died today, as Maryland has officially banned rolling coal
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Man hit by car. First-responding policeman offers aid and comfort while calling for prompt medical attention. Just kidding, he asks if he is an illegal alien before calling for help and has him detained by border patrol
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking: We're now about to land at Portugal's Madeira Airport, please put on your Depends from the overhead"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thousands are fleeing the Philippines city of Marawi as open war continues between Duterte and his perceived enemies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Walker's crisps invite the internet to participate in their latest advertising campaign. As you're reading this on Fark, you can guess it doesn't go as well as they hoped
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another day, another record low approval rating for the administration
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This might be the weirdest NYC burglary haul ever. Thief scales building to steal 2 toy race cars, fondue machine and milk shake maker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police: "Hey let's put that crack in the lost-and-found box. Somebody would be bound to claim it"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's infrastructure plan. Hope you have toll money to pull over at the rest stop
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Des Moines, Iowa has worse affordable housing than Brooklyn, New York
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
News: Florida no longer considers tampons a "luxury item." Fark: 41 other states still have the tax in place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flexible woman
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tommy Arthur finally ran out of Get Out Of Death Row cards
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Snakes have started hunting in packs and we've done nothing, next thing you know they'll be taking over first-class seats in airplanes and then what?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vermont will not descend into the anarchy of a legalized THC state
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Gallant administrator schedules gym-floor refinishing for summer when the kids aren't around, what with the fumes. Goofus administrator figures a Wednesday morning in May should be fine; what could go wrong?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
24 Coptic Christians killed in Minya, Egypt in what authorities are calling the largest attack on the community since last month
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You deserve some extra credit if you catch on fire during a high school science experiment
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's a limo, not a clown car
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Free monkey
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In Finland you can put your child in forest schools where they spend most of the day exploring the outside world. That sound you hear is helicopter parents everywhere crashing on their fainting couches and calling out for vapors
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man wearing body armor, mask smashes tractor-trailer into Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel. No one harmed during bizarre, but creative role play
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid is soooo embarrassed because his dad picked him up in school wearing only a speedo. Wait 'til kid shows up at graduation in only a bra and panties. That'll teach him
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In other words, the rhythm method coupled with an app. Are people really this dumb?
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