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Tue March 03, 2015
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a Costco Near you a 2015 Chevy Silverado LTZ Kirkland Signature Edition for "members only"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Guards say that $4 million in gold and silver was stolen when their truck broke down on I-95 and some guys in a white van tied them up. Yeah, yeah, that's it... That's the story. They also have slept with Morgan Fairchild
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Mon March 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archaeologists identify 1st century house in Nazareth as Jesus' childhood home. One clue: it's in the Jewish section of town
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a baby weasel riding a woodpecker
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stabbing your mother 11 times, and cutting off your penis with scissors isn't normal, but on miao miao it might be
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(43)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
List of the 40 smartest people of all time has Albert Einstein ranked 2nd. But then again, it's all relative
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Llama Llama Blueblack Pajama
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and her painting
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(26)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Because when your sister makes you a penis-shaped cake, the only rational response is (BB) gunfire. No word on whether or not anyone blew the candle
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(54)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even the National Bank of Abu Dhabi admits it: Even at $10 per barrel, oil can't match solar on cost
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(149)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Big Al, owner of world famous Big Al's strip club aka the only reason to ever visit Peoria, IL, has died
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"Dear Jesus, bless you for the food, and Timmy's good grades, and Sarah's acceptance to college, and Dad's raise, and for ISIS killing your believers and bringing about the End of Days so that we may be with you. Amen"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're about to have surgery, that last thing you want to see in the operating room before the anesthesia kicks in is your anesthesiologist texting a dick pic to another patient
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(55)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
California man wishes to suppress the sodomites with bullets or whatever else is lying around
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(81)
 
(JohnHodgman.com)
 
 
 
The cartoonist has no idea how net neutrality works
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(352)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Someone hates music videos so much that they shot two people who were filming one
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Okay, Toronto, put a ball gag in it. The mysterious tunnel was built for personal reasons
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(63)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Actress uses terrible Photoshopping to fake attendance at the Oscars. Cue much more terrible Photoshopping
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and a hologram
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS is not only not a state, it isn't particularly Islamic either. In fact according to leading clerics and scholars it represents Muslims' history and culture about as accurately as Nazi propagandists represented Germany's Teutonic past
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you tell your girlfriend in confidentiality that you shot and killed a neighbor and she goes and informs the police, the two of you probably weren't meant to be
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(16)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Container cleverly labeled "not weed" somehow fails to fool police
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Italian tourist killed by glacier in Alaska. How slow was that guy?
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(43)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The secret life of a library policeman: less chasing people down for outstanding fines, and more 'you not take shiat forty-five minutes'
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(38)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
So, it turns out Best Korea is merely compensating
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(54)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Nurse, this patient has cancer. Get me forty milligrams of pollen and a quinoa burger, stat"
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Go Blue
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(116)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Headlines that make no sense: "Learn How to Do Your Cooking In Darth Vader's Head"
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(21)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man who's prepared to leave wife and kids behind on one-way trip to Mars says his family is "quite supportive"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Been charged with DUI? In Michigan, lawmakers "inadvertently" just made the field sobriety test inadmissible in court
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Best Korea continues to show the world it is absolutely dominant at firing missiles into large bodies of water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might have some crazy stories to tell about your drunken shenanigans, but this guy has you beat by a nose (not safe for lunch)
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook makes you sad. Like?
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(144)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Italy did a financial study to determine how significant an impact prostitution and drugs had on the country's economic stability. Turns out, it makes up a pretty huge dent in it
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man gets 18 months for being all about that bass
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(Newser)
 
 
 
So, let's talk about the white elephant in the room
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker, who's on his fifth marriage, pens letter to judge arguing against same-sex marriage for the usual "destroying the sanctity of marriage" reasons. Bonus: Wrote to the wrong judge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on an airboard
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Purina Dog Ciao, new shield for Dominion alters balance of power in Alpha Quadrant, and accident cuts the cheese...truck in half: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/22 - 2/28
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Employee who asked Costco to reassign him from cashier duty because he couldn't touch pork sues Costco for reassigning him from cashier duty just because he couldn't touch pork
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines passengers stuck on the plane for nine hours. Or as United Airlines calls that, right on schedule
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
So the state was told about the pothole that trashed your car? You can be reimbursed, and by that the state means you can take your reimbursement request and 1) ram it 2) go fark yourself 3) pay the state $250 "go fark yourself" fee
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(129)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh my God, Becky. Look at her butt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A failed attempt to crossbreed buffalo and cattle is causing environmental havoc. We're gonna need a bigger fork
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(132)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southern California passenger train collides with vehicle near Oxnard. This is not a repeat from last Tuesday
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(22)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Yoga has become so mainstream in America that formerly-peaceful yogi are now getting into fistfights with each other over mat space
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
LA police shoot another man while holding him on the ground. They really need to get a new act
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(200)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Why are you spending all that money on fancy skin lotions when you could just be using cheap oil instead
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(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Britain wants to use eBay's dispute resolution system as a model for online small claims court. GREAT LITIGANT, A+++++++++ FOR GREAT JUSTICE, WOULD FILE AGAIN
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The older you get the more coffee you need to deal with life's bullshiat
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(55)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're going to drive yourself to the emergency room anyway, might as well steal a fire truck so you get there quicker
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(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say in the emergency room: #1 - "Well, this is something I've never seen before"
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