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Wed July 30, 2014
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this camel caravan
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Only in 'Merica could an attempt to serve an eviction notice lead to an intense standoff with the SWAT team
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us sells a girl doll that pees, no one cares, it's all part of the plan. Sell an anatomically correct boy doll with a penis, and everyone loses their minds (possibly not safe for work product image in article)
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(Fortune)
 
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby fires pregnant employee who requested time off so she could give birth
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What's the deal with the ship found under the 9/11 ruins? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get so drunk that eating potato chips off the floor of a train seems like a good idea
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless ✔ Drunk in public ✔ Pants around ankles ✔ Yelling slurred words at police ✔ 'Wanna party with me?' mugshot ✔ Yep, just another normal day in Fark's favorite state
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Insurance Company: "Sorry 16 year old kid with cancer, but we're not paying for your dentures because you can live without teeth. Next"
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(Fark)
 
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Vegan's ILVTOFU vanity plate rejected because nobody reading that would believe that someone loves tofu
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"The Crying Game" meets "Fight Club"
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Online diploma mills. New hotness: Online service animal certification mills, so that you can take your pet with you anywhere, and due to regulations, nobody is allowed to question the validity
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Tue July 29, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when a tornado rips through your place and dumps all the stuff you stole from your neighbors onto your front lawn where they can see it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When tipping at a restaurant, tipping 15 percent or 20 percent is just fine, But a $43,239.92 tip on an $8 meal is a little excessive
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Agoraphobics on disability because they can't leave the house shouldn't post photos of their beach vacations to Goa
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the U.S. prison population up by 430 percent from 1978 and 2009, isn't it time we start to weed out the stoners from the prisons?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Last surviving Enola Gay crewman touches the face of God
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jumped on trampoline, bruised penis
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Never go full George Costanza
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
It gets annoying after a while when the Prince of Darkness keeps sending you text messages just because you performed a failed exorcism on a teenage girl
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
New Jersey shows that wedding brawls aren't just for Florida anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Tunnel Edition. Ready... set... go
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bowling For Rhinos. Transit Lanes, Williamsville, New York. August 22, 7pm
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Here's mud in your eye
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
It's all perfectly logical, see: coal was given to Alabama by God, thus any attempts to regulate it is a violation of God's will, say Alabama public officials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Private lenders: Sorry your kid died, but we want our student loan money. Oh, and here's 0% interest to make it all better
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these brave divers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Birds sunbathe to spread vital oils across their bodies and to help to drive out any parasites that may be feeding on their plumage. Just like the cast of 'The Jersey Shore.'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New letters show that, despite outward appearances, Lincoln was actually every bit as nervous a public speaker as Obama without his teleprompter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More than 40 percent of all British people would refuse to travel if they didn't have a smuggled jar of Marmite with them
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Stone Brewing Co is selling future W00tstout production to raise money for its Berlin Germany expansion. Almost sold out looks like. Bonus Drew in the thread talking about beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having kids is a challenge-- they're picky eaters, daycare is expensive, and what's a mom to do with them when she's trying to get to the threesome at her apartment building's public hot tub?
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(Climate Central)
 
 
 
June, 2014 was the hottest month ever recorded on Planet Earth. This is all Al Gore's fault
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Q: What happens when a beer snob is forced to drink fruit beer? A: He discovers he's not as much of a beer snob as he thought. Not as much of a man, either
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman now working night security, because of course he is and also Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Refund from local car dealership forces woman to count her pennies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scary: Woman kidnapped by her ex. Sad: Will be set free if she can get $25,000. Fark: And give the money to the police for bail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Experiment with OKCupid profiles confirms that you can be a really beautiful person inside but that doesn't matter because nobody can see it in your profile picture and so nobody cares
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"La Fin Du Topless Sur La Plage?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Concealed carry permit holder shoots at fleeing bank robber, forcing legitimate cop to take cover and cease pursuit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Massive hole found in the US border, and it's not our immigration policy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The only thing spreading faster than Ebola in Africa are the conspiracy theories about why Ebola is a CIA-manufactured weapon to reduce the population of Africa
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The only thing classier than getting married in a Superman costume while your bride wears a Wonder Woman costume are the wedding photos from your special day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who lost his hand to fireworks says he will stay upbeat and keep grabbing life by the throat, though not with both hands as before
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Clowns involved in one car auto accident. Dozens injured
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We get it. You're trying to prove some kind of point about the Second Amendment by going into an airport carrying a rifle just to buy some coffee. But could you watch where you're pointing that thing?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot says Obama is making him feel bad and he may just take his polonium and go home
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Russia violated nuclear treaty. Difficulty: in 1988
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lightning strike feels like being cooked in a microwave, says man who has been struck 10 times and cooked in a microwave
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli tanks takes out only power plant in Gaza. If they keep this up, Obama will make speeches about their country's failing infrastructure
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In fairness there was no "bird plucking prohibited" sign on the train
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
1/3 of all Americans who have credit cards have credit card debt that is currently in collections, need another credit card to pay that one off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew's friends who own Seacrets in Ocean City kindly ask you to vote them Coolest Bar Ever in the final round of voting. Bonus: it kind of is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ebola is nothing to get worried about
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ebola is coming to kill us all
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual leaf
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(Wired)
 
 
 
True or false. You can have a key made and shipped to you by emailing a picture of any key
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Want to live longer? Just outrun the Grim Reaper
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Protip: The firefighters can handle the tunnel fire themselves. It is easier when you don't steal their firetruck, though
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
With seven warrants out for your arrest, the tree outside the credit union drive window is probably not the best place to practice your knife throwing skills
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Giving oral sex to your boyfriend in a parking lot at Walmart in Louisiana is obviously OK, as long as you don't leave your kids locked in a hot car while doing it
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