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Sat October 21, 2017
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
50 years ago, a guy got photographed while burning his draft card, had his face printed on a "Fark the Draft" poster, and ended up expanding our First Amendment rights. Today he explains what it was like to be a meme before the Internet existed
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You earn a special kind of karma if you give a tired iguana lost at sea a ride back home on the paddle of your kayak
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(BBC)
 
 
 
LAN party in Tokyo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to finally read all those soon-to-be-declassified JFK assassination files... wait, there's breaking news (link updated)
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(some punk)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Ivanka Trump's "punk phase" (link goes to historical evidence)
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher duct tapes mouths of 10 students. Not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to the upcoming winter forecast across America, who are you going to believe: Accuweather or the Farmer's Almanac?
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(lovemeow.com)
 
 
 
How a blind raccoon helped two kittens find their forever home just in time for Caturday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to break into a store and empty the cash register, don't leave your wallet with your photo ID behind
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If the "police" call asking you to bail your friend out of jail with iTunes cards, you should know there's just a slight chance it's not an entirely legitimate request
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Monday evening a manure storage facility at a farm ruptured releasing an estimated 250 thousand gallons of manure into an unnamed tributary to Stehman Run, which runs into the Conestoga River." Guess what that tributary is called now?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Britain prepares for the wrath of Brian. IT'S NOT A HURRICANE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texans who pleaded for hurricane relief after Harvey, on Puerto Rico: "They should stay where they are and fix their own country up. Lack of responsibility is not an emergency on my part"
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(White House)
 
 
 
If you are discharged/retired from the Armed Services, you might want to get your affairs in order. Tomorrow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It feels like something is eating my brain" said man with something eating his brain
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London is now more dangerous than New York
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher throws dildo-filled X-rated surprise party at school: "As the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
WHO chooses Robert Mugabe as good will ambassador??
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In Scotland you will not be allowed to smack your children when they act up. You can still give them a Glasgow Kiss though
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri prepared to transform the Arch into a Stargate for Amazon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Indiana county shuts down successful needle exchange program because Jesus
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
"Hudson Henge" mystifies, excites the masses in New York City
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this herb harvest
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
University bookstore employee stole over $20,000 worth of books. Officials did not turn up either textbook when searching his residence
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump takes it in the cornhole on biofuels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaska alligator outgrows bathtub, owner in de-nile about letting it go
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you start seeing some slightly chubby guy digging a long hole in Maryland, don't worry. It's just Elon Musk up to his old Hyperloop shenanigans again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This summer, you couldn't have laptops in your carry on. Now the FAA wants to ban laptops in checked bags. They should just stop transporting passengers, it's much safer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If they weren't hardened criminals before, they probably are now. (Not safe for work)
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption what these birds are saying to each other
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Fake News will still be free
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(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
How many of you have a toilet in your unfinished basement? Know anyone who does? Know why?
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(It's not from the movie)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from the next Star Wars movie
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Only 3 of Richard Spencer's supporters were arrested for attempted homicide at the rally yesterday
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
MGM would like to remind you there's excitement and unpredictability and great line-of-sight views at all their hotels, not just Mandalay Bay
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Man, Garfield was WAY more hardcore than I remember (possible NSFW stuff on page)
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Southwest celebrates first 'unmanned' flight on new airplane. And by "unmanned," they mean no men
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Reserve police officer who is also Indiana University's emergency management director found asleep, allegedly drunk and covered in vomit in the driver's seat of a running car
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
In an effort to slowly bring Wisconsin into the modern age, a bill is proposed to make sex with an animal a felony
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
That local "Haunted House" that you go to is probably filled with fire code violations. Boo
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
All those hipsters with their city chickens in their backyards are learning new lessons on disease vectors
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling moonshine in Virginia and Tennessee caught with Fark party starter kit
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Dolph Lundgren praises Putin by saying that only a cool man like him can keep an eye on the goddamn 5,000 nuclear warheads
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vikings razed Iceland's forests 1,000 years ago, haven't won Super Bowl since
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE: 'California wildfires were caused by illegal aliens.' Fire investigators: 'uh, no they weren't.' ICE: 'ILLEGAL ALIENS'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's falling-down drunk, and there's "I didn't know I blew a guy in the pub until they told me in jail the next day". Wonder what her Fark handle is
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(MSN)
 
 
 
New Yorkers fell for the meanest fast-food hoax. EVER
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lion that loves strawberries
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thong jeans hit the runway and you clicked. I think we're alone now
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
SMART train hits dumbass
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Somebody wake up CNN, the search for Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 has resumed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you are a smoker and perform cunnilingus, you could get cancer. However, if you smoke *while* performing cunnilingus, then you have some really farked up priorities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Australian frogs are dangerous, well at least to snakes
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Group is trying to convince Amazon to build its headquarters in remote Anchorage, Alaska. Good luck with all that
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
What a maroon
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
His guitar wants to kill his mama...and did
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man with Britain's smallest penis lands job with slogan appropriate for his notoriety
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