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Fri April 26, 2019
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you live near Reagan National Airport in Washington D.C. and it looks like the world is ending this weekend, don't worry. It's all planned. This time
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The CIA is now on Instagram so go ahead and turn the tables and follow them
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists are using "lax rules" to experiment with monkeys and human genetics, and now the American scientist they worked with has admitted it was a dangerous mistake (possible nsfw content on page)
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Huge firey crash under bridge. Trolls and billy goats not involved
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
A man tied to multiple murders was allowed out of mental hospital unsupervised, let's see how it worked out
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(Some Bunting)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scarlet tanager
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Our bananas are turning brown. Would you like to know more?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sydney man turns to the internet for answers as to whether a creepy 'sushi spider' he found in his home needs wasabi or just a dip in soy sauce
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Anchorage police search for man they say rammed patrol cars with stolen truck, frightened online newspaper readers
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The thin red line between generational wealth and generational poverty, explained
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
French architect reimagines Notre Dame's future roof as a greenhouse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to find out your patronus or whether you are in the upper 99th percentile for detecting subtle changes in similar colors, now is the time to take that quiz on Facebook
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State prosecutor who hosted "Cold Justice" is evading service for testimony and may be jailed. Fark: prosecutor's nickname is "giant killer". Bonus: her pic may give you a giant
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Microsoft reveals plans to release Windows: Barefoot and Pregnant Edition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite some slips in 2018, the USA is still leading the world
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Thu April 25, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Auditor general of the state with the highest gas tax and second most structurally deficient bridges finds DOT gave $4.2 billion to the state police. Something about hookers and blow
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
While Millennials might be living in their parents' basements, at least one Gen Xer is being entrepreneurial and making a prostitution ring while he's living there
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Bevis does the brave thing and blames teachers for a child being shot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is how humanity comes to an end
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida House Republicans pass bill confirming they haven't read the 24th amendment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia's Daily Telegraph decides to upgrade their content
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(Time)
 
 
 
Well, he *is* white
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone hacked Australia's Lime e-scooter service to say sexual things to riders (w/audio)
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for shoplifting, making extremely bad life choices
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Measles in Alabama: What you need to know and what you should do." 1) Alabama spreads disease and 2) you should not go there
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
When I was a kid you were popular if you brought gum to school to share with the class. This kid will go down as legendary
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Larry Niven and this early first-person shooter
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, most people who claim to work long hours are liars
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Honey caught stealing diapers and beer
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
NSA to stop listening in on Americans' phone calls after realizing the only people who still make phone calls are telemarketers and your grandma
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A&E doctor suspended after saying "women deserve to be raped," bragging he'd murder wife. History channel, AMC, TLC doctors strangely silent (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Hazmat crews respond to a suspicious package that turned out to be a piece of Godzilla's skin
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's made for Fark headline: Instagram butt model enlists doctor to prove derrière is real deal (NSFW)
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"CDC warns blood-sucking 'kissing bug' sighted in Colorado," demanding legal weed in exchange for leaving your face alone
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Apple watch lost at sea turns up six months later - and still works
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(Not a euphemism)
 
 
 
"During the argument, both of the individuals shot each other with the same gun." Alcohol may have played a factor
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(Ghana haveta ask)
 
 
 
"There was only one slight problem. The airline didn't actually exist. That's to say that they didn't have a plane, and they didn't have any sort of approval from authorities"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
$1.8 million raised for historic black churches burned down after Notre Dame fire
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guitar
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Knope, Knope, Knope
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Story in high school paper about current student doing porn may cost teacher her job, get submitter a green light, and why am I bothering, you've already clicked, haven't you?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles now rated the nation's most polluted city. Air quality called the same as smoking a cigarette while driving behind a diesel bus during wildfire season
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(BBC)
 
 
 
I'm Kent Brockman, and coming up on the six o'clock news, the latest craze that's sweeping the nation - superglueing yourself to famous London landmarks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Guy walks down a street with a miniature shack on his head that shoots flame from its chimney in time to the music it's playing. Difficulty: Not in Florida (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman accused of providing sex services to Robert Kraft now flagged for illegal use of hands
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Townspeople complain about a new tornado siren's location, so it's turned off. Townspeople then complain new tornado siren didn't warn them of tornado. There's just no pleasing some people
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Everyone that you love might be dead by Monday morning. Enjoy your weekend (don't post spoilers!)
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Armed robber steals 9-week-old rottweiler from pet shop. Will have to continue crime spree to pay food bill
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tiger mauls Las Vegas illusionist. This is not a repeat from 2003
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
There's an easy solution: buttsecks
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