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"A moment later, he realized he was looking not at a brown, furry mammal, but an enormous, puppy-size spider." (With OH GOD IT'S TOUCHING HIS HAND BURN IT WITH FIRE pics)
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Body found in search for missing UVA student Hannah Graham
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"Whadda we got here, Lou?" " The usual Chief, homemade basement firing range full of guns, drugs and a former NBA player. Typical Friday night"
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Photoshop theme: Joe Biden's next job
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Police looking for man who kissed a child inside a Target. "You would expect this type of behavior in a Walmart or a K-Mart, not a Target"
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Word Problem: If Mrs. Scott teaches math for 60 years, how much money will she have for retirement?
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As much as we like to pick on them, guess which State's Supreme Court just ruled that you can't track people's location using their cell phone signals without a warrant? Rare "good job guys" use of the Florida tag in play
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Eric Frein manhunt is now changing laws to help police arrest more people
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Woman gets six years in prison for participating in "Take Your Daughter to Armed Bank Robbery Day"
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How do you say "Come at me bro" in Chinese?
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Cancún Fark Party: Friday October 24th thru Sunday October 26th
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Unlicensed driver going twice speed limit flies off curve. Jury finds DOT liable for not posting enough signs telling him not to do that
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Photoshop this bubbly blower
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FARK-ready headline: Cannibal harlequin ladybirds now threaten species with STDs
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How Siri became an autistic boy's best friend and kicked up a little dust that was lingering in the room
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Man hides porn collection to avoid embarrassment, becomes headline news
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Could you really fit $10,000 in loose change in five coffee cans and a five gallon jug?
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Man lights pickup truck on fire, then drives into law office. Hey it's a start
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Under ordinary circumstances, you would think that stealing a Buick LeSabre would be an act of mercy. Under ordinary circumstances
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Used car prices predicted to fall. New car leasing to become easier. Naturally, financial experts forecast disaster if anyone can actually buy a car without going into debt for decades
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Washington teacher told not to have students spin the disciplinary 'Wheel of Misfortune'
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When the patch, nicotine gum, counseling, and e-cigarettes can't help you stop smoking, maybe it's time to try magic mushrooms
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Court denies alimony to wife because she's a genie
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The best way to get more work done? Work shorter days. In short, just put more stress on your workforce
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Twenty five photos of people from Chicago eating pizza (submitted by a New Yorker, obviously)
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Teenager has quadratic equation tattooed on his butt. In a few years he'll be trying to solve for why
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Nuclear reactors near active Japanese volcanoes called "unsafe" by the country's department of understatement
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Village of 290 in Michigan has 100-officer police force, which the village council is trying to abolish. The response of the police? ISIS
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Caption this Pug from another mother
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Photoshop this exibition
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If pit viper-flavored ice cream just isn't your thing, maybe you should try some lobster ice cream
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Just your typical small town police blotter - a few petty thefts, a few disorderly conduct incidents, a clarinet mistaken for a shotgun ... Wait, what?
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A behind-the-scenes look at what it is like trying to post on the Caturday thread
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Man learns the hard way from wife that you can't just 'die', come back and collect your pension money claiming you had amnesia
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Despite there being no reported cases of Ebola in their state, school board vows to protect students from the virus by scrubbing down every school building weekly. It's like 2001 all over again
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Because who doesn't want to get a smart tattoo implanted under your skin that tracks everywhere your hand goes
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As we learn more about tornadoes and how to predict them, they've devised a new strategy: they're starting to move in swarms
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Pope rents out the Sistine Chapel for a private corporate event, but will donate the rental fees to charities that help the poor and homeless. I can't decide if I am impressed or outraged
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New Hampshire town records first homicide in literally forever
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