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Fri July 28, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hard-partying 57-year-old who imported German liquid ecstasy in wine bottles is jailed for 20 years after police found $1 million worth of drugs at his home
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No one understands how smart gun can be hacked by magnets, not even the gun
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Stop blowing out candles on your birthday cake. It's disgusting. Here comes the "really fun at parties" science
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Give MS Paint a proper goodbye
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
When laundering $4 billion with Bitcoin transactions, don't use your real name
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, everyone in Washington thinks they're in a poorly written episode of Game of Thrones and most of the country is in favor of installing Hodor as emperor. Let's get a distraction with the Weekly Weird News Quiz, July 16-22 edition
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hundreds of people turn out for Trump rally in suburban Pennsylvania. Sorry, wait, that's an employment line for a marijuana processing plant. Well, someone's smoking something anyway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why people are getting the hell out of the northeast
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump: I consulted with the military on transgender ban. Military: Oh no you di-in't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worker posts interesting pictures of food preparation equipment in his McDonald's restaurant. Interesting enough to get him fired
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Well, in Washington they say - that the McCain's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of healthcare came through, and the McCain found the strength of *ten* McCains, plus two
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's artwork goes up for bid. Look, I'm not saying it's good. But, shouldn't we be bidding this thing up based on previous experiences of nationalistic failed artists?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Combine one rich idiot, a slick motorway, and a Ferrari. Shake well
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Rest easy, citizens. That growing patch of green on a drought-seared hillside is the result of a natural spring. The fact that the hillside in question is the downstream face of the Oroville Dam is purely a coincidence
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual wild pony swim where ponies make their way from Maryland's Assateague Island across to Chincoteague Island in Virginia. You won't see this many ponies in the water until BronyCon next month
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Problem: Brisbane commuters need a new rail link to get them across the river. Solution: Move Brisbane
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When stealing a car, make sure it's not a police car with a police officer in it
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California has too much marijuana - CHALLENGE ACCEP- hey, are those Funyuns?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farewell Marine. Semper Fido
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANI.... nevermind
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Come to the New Jersey beaches, where you can have fun and absorb our high bacteria levels"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If your drug den is so contaminated with narcotics that police investigators become ill and the department has to change procedures, you might have a drug problem. You might also be dead from an overdose, but the point stands
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Kids raise money for classmate who's building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Remember that time in 2002 when Musharraf almost nuked India? He does
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this person is looking at
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Chrome cow on stilts terrorizes kids in a park. Yup, it got weird
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trans troops to Trump: "Try it"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In news overshadowed by crazy Mooch, Senate committee heard yesterday about Sergei Magnitsky, his murder, Vladimir Putin's billions stashed in the West, and Russian lobbying by the lawyer who met with Kushner and Trump Jr. .. LOUDER, Mooch
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man charged with killing wife on Alaskan cruise ship claims "She would not stop laughing at me" defense, which kind of goes with "Murder Mystery" theme dinner taking place at same time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau continues to tick off boxes on his bucket list, gets his picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen who falsely claimed she was raped could face 32 years in prison
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Can you tell a venomous cottonmouth and harmless water snake apart? Nope, stop reading right there
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
$130 million gold in sunken WWII ship. Nazi? Actually it is, that's where ships usually sink
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Montreal is excited to host the Formula-E electric car race this weekend. Ohh, it'll be a great great day for a motorcar race, the sun shining, the roar of the...the roar of...umm, er...oh
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Show us the dough, Farkers. It's time to break out the bread and tell us your secrets to making the good stuff
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones' Hot Pie opens "You Know Nothing, John Dough" bakery to sell direwolf bread. No word yet on Bolton Sausage Factory and Gendry's Rowing Camp (contains spoilers from most recent episode)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Robots definitely don't have to look human in order to be sexual." Fine, furries, you win this round
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Today, in media fearmongering: spontaneously exploding sunroofs
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop these red-heads
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What's that? You think your escargots de Bourgogne are from Burgundy? That they're even French? HA. Fool
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The manufacturer of the Fire Ball was issued a warning for "structural fatigue" going back as far as 2007 (WARNING: Graphic video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: London horder creates "the most dangerous house in England." Fark: By storing so many items outside his property he needs a ladder to get in through an upstairs window
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not a Disaster Movie pitch: Cruise ship traveling with another ship through the Northwest Passage in case Cruise ship gets into trouble. There are virtually no Emergency Response assets up there. Wish Ernest Borgnine was still alive
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pacific Fleet commander announces that the U.S. could absolutely nuke China if the president ordered it. Hang on, a Vault Tech rep is at the door asking how many points I want to put into strength
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
City councilman learns body cams mean you can't bargain with officers after being arrested for DUI
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tragedy averted as Canadian Supreme Court backs Inuit hamlet. Inuit Claudius and Inuit Gertrude await sentencing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Poland, it's legal to steal beer if you're naked
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Bad: your house is infested with bedbugs. Worse: infested with hobos
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested after putting dead prostitute in plastic bin and burying her in yard, apparently forgetting that you're supposed to compost them instead
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
Weeners
 
Fancy a gin and tonic sausage? Me neither, but Northern Ireland's butchers are making them anyway
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
No, you're not allowed to cover the big yellow sign that says your restaurant has a roach problem
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Planning to do any chores today you've been meaning to get to? You might want to put them off one more day. Just sayin'
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(AP)
 
 
 
Oregon scientists carry out first human gene embryo editing in US, raising the terrifying specter of a genetically enhanced Portland hipster
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beijing detains 18 members from a banned religious cult group that believes Jesus is a Chinese woman. Then things get weird
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surf's up for these rabbits, who ride sheep to escape the floods of New Zealand
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(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Wisconsin winning Powerball ticket holder has yet to come forward to claim $155 million prize
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
I'm a shark. I'm a shark. Stop dragging me behind your boat at a high rate of speed. I'm a shark
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Transgender Army captain: 'This is who I am. I am a soldier. It's all I want to do'
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
University professor charged with keying peoples' cars. She is cooperating as the police have a key witness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this driftwood woodman
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Three things that you may not have known about trans soldiers, which will put you six things ahead of the President, because Smitty assumes that you already knew that trans folks aren't reverse vampires who feast on pills and drink only Cosmos
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(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. military spends 10 times more on erectile dysfunction than transgender care
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to find owner of prosthetic leg. No solid leads yet but the game's afoot
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Can't I even eat a goddamned taco without being told that I'm doing it wrong?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Maori were right all along. Giant mega-swan once walked the earth with us
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dealer "22 Jump Street" substitutes broccoli for weed, will shoot you for refusing to finishing your vegetables
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The hits just keep coming, folks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Game. On
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Teacher that cartwheeled without underwear given probation for her cunning stunt
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 638: "Statuary 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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