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Thu August 28, 2014
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Sister of Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev arrested in New York for . . . wait for it . . . threatening to bomb someone
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'In 45 years I have never seen anything like it. There must have been 5,000 wasps. It was a job to deal with it. I had to put all my protective gear on. At one stage there must have been 2,000 wasps buzzing around me.'
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(30)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Judges overturning gay marriage bans. New Hotness: Judges overturning polygamy bans
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(129)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 486: "These Hallowed Halls". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Couple, who have been married for 80 years, say the secret is to "forgive and forget". Though these days it is mostly "forget"
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(33)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists 'flip' bad memories into good ones in mice, which is kind of the exact opposite of what happened when you rolled over this morning and saw who you brought home from the bar last night
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(45)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Second tallest man in the world moves up to first
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(39)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
If you are waiting on the delivery of a 70-ton turbine, it's gonna be a little late
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(92)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(81)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they kill your camera crew?
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(112)
 
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy jumpers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas father charged with murdering the drunk driver who killed his two young sons. Verdict: The driver must have crashed into the bullet that killed him
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News Host: Please, oh please, couldn't Putin rule the U.S., maybe for just a couple days?
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(156)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The entire solar system is sealed inside of a giant peanut according to scientists, who totally aren't high
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(59)
 
(WBOC Delmarva)
 
 
 
Maryland teacher placed on administrative leave and whisked away to undisclosed location by state police for writing two works of fiction
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(225)
 
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Islamists beat moderates in the Middle East because they have better PR
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(25)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you're fairly well off and need a new thrill in life now you can pay $950 to be professionally abducted
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California declares waiting period for gun purchases unconstitutional
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(126)
 
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Intel and Michael J. Fox team up to promote new wearable computers, help shake out all the bugs
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(50)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
New stick for beating the "legalize it" dead horse: "The result was the THC reduced damage to the heart in all cases"
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(91)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know you could do with beer because you were too busy drinking it
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(67)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wet-n-wild worker now much more wet and much less wild
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(13)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
What is the funniest or strangest car you've seen recently? Bonus for pictures
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(226)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's most expensive hot dog costs more than $150, and it doesn't even contain any dog (pics)
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(34)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The article no Millennial wants to read: How one woman paid off $48,000 in debt in just three years. Difficulty: No whining was involved
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(204)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Archeologists find the only surviving wooden Roman toilet seat at a dig site in England after unearthing a small pot of olive oil and a copy of XXXVIII
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(49)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(108)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
FCC is taking seriously the overwhelming number of f*cks that were given about net neutrality
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(101)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hi-tech collection
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(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This cannot be stressed enough: eating under a tree requires constant vigilance
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Get ready for 10 billion Hyperlapse videos in your social media feeds for the next few weeks
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(53)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A wooden hammock, just in case your chair doesn't have enough slats to sufficiently maim you
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(37)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is back and wanted to talk about a little news item that many of us might have missed while he was on vacation; some unrest in a tiny hamlet called "Ferguson"
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(72)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
56-year-old Indian woman who is a bigger badass than you've ever been kills a man-eating leopard that attacked her after a half-hour battle with the creature
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you've ever seen a Hitachi Magic Wand and wondered what all the buzz is about, here's a little history lesson
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(89)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The recursive causality loop known as "procrastination." I'll read the article later
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nigeria shutting down all schools until October in response to ebola. Kids now free to run and play together and have more contact with their communities for six more weeks
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon tries to take ownership of mythical Springfield with new Simpsons mural
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(30)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast hasn't even finished its acquisition of Time Warner, but that isn't stopping them from attempting to make it illegal to compete with Comcast
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wonkblog: New study shows that white people rarely have non-white friends. Author of the study: no it doesn't
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(161)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
According to Taco Bell, a "lifetime" of food will cost you a measly $10,000
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Media filling space during the dog days of August by running stories asking, "Is *fill in blank here* ready for ebola?"
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(8)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the world's oldest wombat, Fat Pat from Ballarat, or as the wallabies call him, "The 29 Year Old Virgin"
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(10)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
ESPN's prurient interest in Sam's showering habits causes teammates to fire back "Everyone but you is over it"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
No, he
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
One of the perils of refusing to have sex with the babysitter
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(58)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Pairs well with music festivals, house parties, and riding through the clouds on the back of a mythological beast' Best ad for new cannabis drink on sale in US
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The tortoises that had iPads strapped to them are no longer on display
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the guy who managed to set his head on fire doing the ice bucket challenge was waving a confederate flag
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(50)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Town where entire population is made up of beautiful young women makes appeal for single men." You've been waiting for this your entire life (pics)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Solo cups, beer pong and trash: University of Michigan student move-in has begun
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(43)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Important message to commuters: Trains will be running 20 to 30 minutes late this morning. Also, if you drive a car, please remember the tracks are for trains only
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(16)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Economic data show that if Britain were to join the United States, it would be the second-poorest state, behind Alabama and Missouri and only just ahead of Mississippi"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lois Lane to become heroine for a new series of young adult novels designed to teach teens the finer points of scheming to try to get a husband, how to recognize people wearing glasses
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: Sriracha plant to give factory tours to residents that tried to shut it down. Fark: To prove they're making hot sauce and not tear gas
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(41)
 
(Boobies)
 
 
 
Putin: "And now for my next magical trick." An armored column appears out of nowhere
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(82)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when you could swim at the beach and not worry about the sunscreen washing off your body and killing all the local marine animals?
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(33)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Now he's known around the world as the lead singer of KISS, but in the beginning Gene Simmons was just an unknown dude in weird makeup wagging his tongue at an uncomfortable audience on 'The Mike Douglas Show.'
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(72)
 
(Simcoe News)
 
 
 
For driving while intoxicated purposes, an e-bike is a bike if you pedal it but a vehicle if you use the battery power as at least three people in one town learn in the last week
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: The New Zealand Transport Agency says 2681 vehicles were registered last month. News: As ambulances. Fark: The two ambulance services in the area only have 705 registered ambulances among them
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(35)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The earthquakes and floods plaguing Siberia lately could be the result of complex geographically shifting and climate fluctuations. Or it could all be from the curse of a 2,500-year-old mummy
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(21)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
What is this? An apocalypse for ants?
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia frees "Popeye," a drug lord's hired killer who's confessed to 300 killings and involvement if 3000+ more. Never doubt the power of spinach, especially in government
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today is National Burger Day, and to mark the day here are five burgers that went way too far, including the Ramen burger and the Ulti-Meatum (pics)
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(42)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only thing that can make the song 'Happy' even happier is to perform it in sign language
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(23)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Man accused of carjacking scooter, complete loss of pride
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple seeks corporate sponsors for their wedding, will soon find out corporations give even less of a shiat about their wedding than the people they know
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
London cyclists 'collide with 25% of guide dogs' working in the capital
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Serial aircraft stowaway turns out to have been a flight risk after all
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(25)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Virginia's staunchly anti-gay former governor, Bob McDonnell, is now living with a gay Catholic priest
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(88)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS sued over farting hippo puppet used on NCIS. That's no way to talk about LL Cool J
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(72)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man 'didn't want another body found in his house,' so he moved the newest dead body into a wooded area. To be fair, I have a one-a-year quota, as well
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(24)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Ice Bucket Challenger gets blown off feet by jet stream of slurry
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(65)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish retailer pulls their line of children's striped pajamas with six-pointed yellow stars, decides maybe that "Treblinky" pacifier is a bad idea too
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this propeller positioning
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(22)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
15-year-old tries to prove you can use a t-shirt to slide down a zip line. Myth, femur: BUSTED
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(60)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Apparently if the airlines lose your 85-year-old mother, she's worth a $200 travel voucher. Good to know
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(38)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
World Bank warns of imminent Malthusian catastrophe
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(108)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Calculate the odds of dying if out of six chambers, one is loaded, and your buddy just tested one
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(105)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
12 year old uses school-issued iPad to access erotica. Mom is somehow shocked
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(174)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he madeth into a esophagus and then he said thou shall not eat quarter sized batteries, okay?
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(12)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
PetSmart up for adoption, the impressive sexual stamina of Neanderthals, and the dinosaur victim of a shooting crime: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/17 - 8/23
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(3)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most American grill ever made is complete with two beer kegs, a perfect Mount Rushmore replica, and seating for eight Stone Cold Steve Austin fans
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(47)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Contractor testing alarm system at National Guard helicopter base accidentally sets off fire suppression system, fills hangar with 15' of foam which spreads to runway. Fark: Dust devil touches down and foamnado ensues (with video)
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(84)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dude, it's like Colorado's pot brownies are now coming with instructions... to like... yeah to give you instructions on how to eat them and not get out of hand
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(73)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most hated car company in America is _______ (not GM)
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(223)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pilot and his co-pilot have spotted a mysterious orange and red glow over the Pacific Ocean near the Russian peninsula of Kamchatka. "[It was] the creepiest thing so far in my flying career"
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(118)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
New toilet paper rolls without the cardboard tube set to help the environment and disappoint crafty college stoners
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(62)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The WHO shut down Sierra Leone lab, voicing concerns about the epidemic creating a local teenage wasteland. A spokesman states that group members are going through traumatic times while on the eminence front
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(50)
 
(Mancunian Matters)
 
 
 
Man wanting to stay out partying tells his girlfriend he'll be home late and not to worry about him. Just kidding, he tells her he is being held for £50 ransom. Hilarity ensues
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