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Thu January 19, 2017
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who killed Seattle Police Officer found mysteriously dead in prison. Well, there's probably not a big mystery here
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Thirty firefighters killed, 75 people injured and many still missing as huge high-rise building collapses in Tehran fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea plans to assault the ocean once again
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Gung hay fat choy.. and welcome to the year of the fire rooster. Do you have any recipes to celebrate Chinese New Year? Share to the right
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hey judge, fark you" - still not a sound strategy
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It's important to check your rear view mirror when backing up. Got that, United Airlines pilot?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why Hokkaido is Japan's "America." Or America is Britain's "Hokkaido" Either way, yee-haw, pardners
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Admiral Benbow and his luxurious locks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having absolutely NO other stories to report on, the BBC tackles the tough issues such as: "Why do we put 'The' in front of the country Gambia when talking about it?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not gonna be deceased yet. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giving someone lottery tickets is a quick and easy way to scratch someone off your Christmas list and then yo THE BASTARDS WON WHAT????
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden sets new record for wind speed, clocking in at 106.93 miles per hour or 394 börks per lutefisk
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "mom brings machete into day care" story in awhile
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Zenon wasn't inert when he picked up his 14th DUI arrest
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Help, my hotel is buried under an avalance." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "No, it isn't." "What the--? We need help here." "Oh, I'm sorry, this is the argument line"
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: Kentucky elected official hit by car, cattle threatened; ex-opponent pleads guilty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four words that strike terror into all that hear them: London international mime festival
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
ISIS was building this fighter jet in a garage in Mosul when Iraqi forces overran it: "If it had been operational, ISIS would have been only the second terrorist group in history to have had air attack capabilities" (pics)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Today in unexpected combinations that can kill you: Grapefruit and cholesterol medication
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Apparently, a furious Clark Griswold now drives for UberEats
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Charity begs people to stop donating chainsaws and women's high heels to disaster victims
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When you kick it to the great beyond, have you gotten your digital life in order?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Zachary Taylor supporter
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Nearly 70,000 uppity broads - including Jane Fonda and Ariana Grande - expected at anti-Trump Women's March in Los Angeles
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
There are many good reasons why you might feel the need to drive 91 mph in a snowstorm. Because you're late for an appointment to get your stereo installed is not one of them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Owner of cobra farm isn't worried about getting bit, says knowing is half the battle
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, a free clinic that isn't an abortionplex
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Thinking about fleeing the US to Canada because of Trump? Sure, that is the sensible thing to do, but have you thought about moving to Japan?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brain behind killing Pinky to be evaluated for mental competency
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Iranian female bodybuilder arrested for posting non-nude nude photos
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man builds an inverted aquarium so fish in a garden pond can see what it looks like on the surface world
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Assange: That pledge to turn myself In? That wasn't so much a pledge, it was more "I Didn't Think You Would Really Do That"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, who would want to steal a concrete buffalo? FARK: He was too weak to carry it back to his vehicle
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pastor claims his shoe can cure vaginal warts. In somewhat related news, Red Forman claims his shoe can cure dumbassery
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 611: "Just Desserts Part Deux ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst thing to happen to your body after you hit 40 isn't cancer, heart disease or sexual malfunction, it's chronic insomnia
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: "A Maine high school band has driven two Portland politicians to socialism"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woah woah woah dude, did we really spend that much money on weed last year? Woah
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Denver starts work on becoming the first city in the nation to allow the use of pot in public places
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you've been disemboweling deer and leaving the carcasses by the side of the road, officers of the Ohio Fish and Game Department would like to show you how to donate them to the local Food Bank, in person
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"NJ Transit bus carrying 25 people struck by bullets in Jersey City." Good thinking there, using a bus instead of 13+ ambulances
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Expert bomb maker gives his 4 sons a lesson in what NOT to do when building a roadside bomb
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
This is why you should always clean your belly button
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
CIA declassifies Stargate program. Col. O'Neill unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these trees on a cliff
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and drive your car into a ditch you might as well have sex
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What was your state's nickname in the 19th century? Bug Eater, Puke, Weasel, or Sucker?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Lord Jesus Christ takes time off from his busy schedule of appearing on toast and is promptly arrested for Trump assassination threat
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this office slacker into a more exotic slacking environment
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Although, if you're currently locked up for masterminding 9/11 they might drag their feet on delivering your letters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The deadliest animal in Australia: My Little Pony
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson warns European leaders "not to give Britain punishment beatings" as it tries to exit the EU. Wow. Apparently politics are a lot kinkier and fun on that side of the pond than this one
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Most people stake a claim to a parking spot with a turn signal, not by impaling other drivers
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Pictsweet Farms recalls extra-crunchy breaded okra - now with artisanal glass fragments
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mayor: "That's not my voice on those audio tapes." Everyone else: "Dude, it's so you"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASA and NOAA declare last year the hottest year on record. Not technically a repeat from 2016 or 2015, but it's happened three years running
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(Barry & District News)
 
 
 
"Man dressed as beer bottle wanted for pizza theft" (pics)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Psychologists debunk the idea that the third Monday in January ('Blue Monday') is the most depressing day of the year. In addition, for the first time in 108 years it also won't be Opening Day at Wrigley Field
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
15 people not including your father who famously disappeared
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's here -- your comprehensive list of the World's Most Annoying Airline Passengers. Good effort, Aromatic Passenger, but looks like Inattentive Parent and Rear Seat Kicker were really in it to win it
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
AI can predict when your insurance carrier should terminate your coverage with 80% accuracy
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fatah, Hamas to form unity party, presumably to be called "Fatahs"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this misty morning paddleboarder
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman stabs man nine times when he says he won't commit to a relationship - as if that's going to change his mind
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you dare to mock your girlfriend in front of her adult son while drinking and watching football inside a hotel room, you better sleep with one eye open
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Welcome to China, where you can have your cake and drink it too
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Moby Dick's restaurant lease blocked because of "offensive name". What's wrong with Moby?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No, it's not ok to watch porn on an airplane either
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(Time)
 
 
 
Will there be honor among thieves? Probably not
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're upset that your supposed pot dealer ran off with your $40 and never returned. Knowing full well that buying weed is illegal in your country, you naturally C) call the police
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Share some advice for new parents. Maybe for newly stay at home parents, what helps keep the house running smoothly? Keeping sanity?
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Good news, Kentuckians: Yours is the cheapest state for smokers
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