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Tue February 21, 2017
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this simple hut
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're a 10 year old and need help with your math homework, and mom & dad are useless, what do you do? Text the local police department for the answers, of course
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Tenants arrested after killing their landlord and living with the body for two weeks. Guess they're not getting their security deposit back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in You're Doing It Wrong: taking notes in class
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel's passive aggressive attitude towards healthy food and casual racism will be tested in California
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jogger impales his foot on a nail intentionally placed along the trail. Turns out someone hammered 39 other nails on the trail. The moral of the story is: exercise is bad for you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
soosh, the farker who hosts the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show was moved to Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle for rehab on February 15th. LGT thread from earlier this week. Updates in thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at Henry Ford's failed attempt to create a North-American city in the Amazon
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"A Nevada law officer who had multiple DUI arrests and fled the scene of his crashed state vehicle last month is facing new charges of drunken driving and buying heroin for himself and his mother"
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Homeless man lands a full-time job and a security camera just captured his celebration
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I don't mean to alarm anyone, but...
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French waitress refuses to surrender to large Australian lizard. Goanna Girl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you recently stayed on vacation at the Stewart Hotel in Scotland and the staff seemed a bit surly, well, more surly than Scots, there might have been a good reason for that
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Attempts to bring free range beef to Queens are not off to a good start
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally a government proposal that everyone can agree on as Iceland's President wants to ban pineapple on pizza
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hospital saves dehydrated baby hippo, to be added sparingly to soups and stews
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Frank Ancona, high ranking member of the Missouri KKK murdered by the thing he loved most, a white man with his gun collection
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump is making Los Angeles street vendors great again
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man trying to burn out moles from yard sets neighbor's house on fire, won't be invited to neighborhood block party
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
After 1997 video of "Pint Baby" became sensation on Irish social media, "Pint Baby" reveals himself as 20-year-old bloke who still enjoys his mum's support, and Guinness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's worse than firing a nail into your head with a nail gun? Firing one into your crotch: "It makes your eyes water. Even looking back I'm flinching"
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Police have no problem with you installing a flux capacitor, so long as you don't have a fusion reactor
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"That's not a spider (whips out Australia's biggest Huntsman spider), this is a spider"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Schrodinger's murder: A Federal agent standing on U.S. soil shot and killed someone standing on Mexican soil. You're the Supreme Court. What do you do?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this still life with violins
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
134,000 fewer suicide attempts among teens thanks to same sex marriage laws
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(Aviation Week)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite fighter plane needs new wings already
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lake Berryessa glory hole is full of suck (awesome drone / UAV video footage)
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Yesterday in Portland: Police shot a woman in the chest at a "Not My President's Day" protest with non-lethal rounds because she might spit at them (w/video)
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes through railings at pedestrian crossing and flips car onto roof in front of police station on one side of the street, rescued by firemen from fire station on the other side of the street - TA-DAH
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(KPLR 11 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Vandals target a historic Jewish cemetery, topple over a hundred headstones
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
It's time to speak up about racism in the Flint water crisis
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
This week in the normally funny Forest Grove Police log: "In all, officers responded to nine calls involving people suffering mental health issues this date alone"
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Is PewDiePie more like Mel Brooks than like Milo Yiannopoulos?
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(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
You find yourself homeless after being released on bail. Do you: c.) Live in a hospital closet and steal volunteer smocks to avoid suspicion
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After being missing for two months, 26-year-old man found 100 yards from his home
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A street drug that melts plastic? Hmm, sounds intriguing
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Mon February 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
TSA tries self-service security at JFK airport. That's a bold plan, Cotton, let's see how that works out for them
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Passengers terrified as man hijacks their Uber, still rate him better than any cab driver
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We've secretly substituted half the venison and river fish diet of Arctic tribes with instant noodles, pasta, bread, and pastries. Let's see if anyone notices
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Elephant re-enacts famous Jurassic Park scene
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Nothing worse than hairless moose
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Problem: an African-American student at Michigan State has a racial epithet written on the whiteboard hung on the door of her dorm room. Campus Police solution: Ban all the whiteboards
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach beauty
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM ET, Paul's Memory Bank presents Swinging Through the Alphabet Part 2. Two hours of songs beginning with the letter "B", spanning 1947 through 1983
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(The Aviationist)
 
 
 
So, Europeans, were you really using your thyroids anyway?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
What goes up must also come down. Even car theft suspects who climb trees to get away (with mugshot)
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Bad paella brought down the Aztecs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: scientific research confirms that morning nookie is best nookie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this congratulatory canine
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
UFO crashes into the Sun for refueling purposes
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The Virgin Mary: Now with 800% more tentacles
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vitaly Churkin, Russian Ambassador to the United Nations, dies at his desk. No umbrella was found
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dream of operating a shady and deceptive business that rips off customers every day? Then set up shop in Missouri, where it'll soon be illegal to sue a business for anything
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(BBC-US)
 
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Even the damn 'Wheaton' tag gets used more than this one but when you have thousands of Japanese dudes wearing just loincloths competing for the country's annual Naked Man title, it's not only appropriate but mandatory (SFW)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
An 85-year-old cookie has become a family heirloom
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronauts are strictly forbidden from getting drunk in space, but NASA admits that several have shown up for launch completely ripped, with booze hidden all through their spacesuits
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Edmonton police give woman ticket for wearing a ferret while driving, which is apparently a crime now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A former police officer has been accused of killing homeless people and attempting to resurrect them as zombies in a Russian forest"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Boston police help a 100-year-old man who had his $100 lottery ticket stolen. Cops make an arrest but can't recover the money so they collect donations from other police officers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope: "Texting during meals is the start of war"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Free, sitting at curb: Living room chair. Molded into the shape of the 550--pound woman who sat in it for nine months without moving. Needs a little cleaning; HazMat suits recommended when you pick up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your abilities on Abilify, clothed captains on YouTube, and Mick Jagger's autobiiiergrrrrrrrp. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-12 to Sat 2017-02-18
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK police called to break up brawl at children's birthday party; two officers sent to hospital. Proper British understatement of the day: "It all went a little wrong"
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sign and holder
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(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The city where you spend the most time sitting in traffic jams is Los Angeles. Don't get too cocky New York, you're number three on the list
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Even though you may have sold your "smart" car, you can still control it from your phone. Sleep tight
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
No kids, it's NOT ok to hold up KKK signs at a high school basketball game
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Cops warn of cows trying to sell dairy products after escape"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This single dad taught himself how to do his daughter's hair. Now he has his own class relating to it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The gay agenda has infiltrated the NSA, the CIA and the FBI. no word yet on vampires taking over Wall Street or the werewolves hiding out in the EPA. Fark needs a 'conspiracy theory' tag
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two Texans are hunting, shoot each other, and then blame immigrants. Will Trump build a wall to protect us from Texans?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Two pictures taken on the moon from different places have the exact same horizon, therefore... OMG FAKED
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