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Fri July 31, 2015
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(Road Warrior Voices)
 
 
 
There are a lot of things on the to-do list whenever a plane prepares to depart from an airport: Passengers on board? Check. Got enough fuel? Check. Snacks and drinks stocked? Check. All the luggage from the previous flight unloaded? Ooops
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unemployed cartoon characters
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
They Die
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, librarian, where could I learn about bedbugs?" "Well, you could look in the reference section under L, the fiction section, the young adult section, or pretty much just anywhere"
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
New world's worst job: The guy at the brewery who gets the yeast off the wasps
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bowling For Rhinos. Transit Lanes, Williamsville, New York. August 14th, 6pm
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Madison, WI mayor says bench time should be limited for the homeless, need to work a little harder to make the starting lineup
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Priest performs mass exorcism from Hellicopter
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Famous Seattle restaurant in chaos after minimum wage hike, with dishwashers knifing busboys and bartenders screeching like howler monkeys while feasting on the goo in customer's heads. Well, sorta
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Carolyn: I've met a guy who's good to me, athletic and fit, well-adjusted socially, and professionally successful. However, he's using the marijuanas. Should I dump him?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Have you found Jesus?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are passing by the White House, be sure to give some cash to Spread Love, a street band that has been annoying Treasury Department and the lawyers at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Suntory has challenged itself, before this decade is out, to put a bottle of Yamazaki Sherry Malt Cask 2013 on the ISS and return it safely to Earth
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
*spins wheel* F SCOTT FITZGERALD, COME ON DOWN. You're the next contestant on "long dead authors exploited by publishers who "suddenly found" a missing manuscript that they could sell
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh: "I didn't come here to be popular". He may have come to the right place, then
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some parents are upset that the new Lego characters go too far to include everyone
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(83)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof pleads not guilty. Alrighty then
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US wage growth goes way down, US stock market goes way up. You can explain that
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy couple having a few beers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Come from your houseboats, your jet skis, your poolsides and your waterslides: It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Come for the girls in bikinis, stay for whatever could be better than girls in bikinis
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
NC high school principal back on the job after being videotaped threatening teacher, posting nude selfies on Instagram
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How do you take out a peeping tom who is spying on your 16-year-old daughter in the 21st century? Kill the drone with your shotgun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if California didn't have enough to worry about. Killer Trees
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(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Doctor charged with only declaring 92-year old woman 'mostly dead'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chad reintroduces death penalty for acts of terror, Muffy still simply aghast
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the second time this month alone, a hog manure pit has claimed the lives of a father and son in the Midwest. Can we now have a sensible, adult, conversation about pig-poop control?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jesus vs. Aliens: political battle in Roswell or next Syfy hit?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Drug war ending. Drugs won
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Woman who adopted nine kids, fostered thirty-six dies in crash on way home to her shoe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin 'personally ordered' the killing of Alexander Litvinenko, according to inquiry based off of testimony, science and reading the tea leaves
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Virginia is for lovers. Sadly, it's also for rabid otters
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(39)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
I don't know how to break this to you but...you ARE in Maryland
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kansas befuddled by the fact it can't find enough teachers to fill its classrooms after slashing education funds and gutting tenure. Also doesn't know what "befuddled" means
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(Crawley Observer)
 
 
 
Woman complains to police that a man in a BMW was naked from the waist down. Police tell her that if they had to investigate every dick in a BMW, they'd never have time to do any other police work
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Boy grows second row of ribs, but cannot receive medical aid because his parents are busy picking mushrooms in the woods
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Drunk Japanese women finally give up, create "hangover style" to deal with themselves waking up with makeup on their faces. Yes really
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
The secret to living to 110 is apparently three Miller High Lifes and a shot of Johnny Walker Blue every day. It is currently unclear if Miller Lite and Jameson's is an acceptable substitute; subby will let you know in a few decades
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here is the world's biggest slide, and it's totally awesome
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dentist who killed Cecil the Lion wanted to kill a large elephant next, "whose tusk weighed more than 63 pounds." Reportedly also had plans to drown six puppies and smother a litter of kittens with a blanket
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Walmart to woman with Tourettes: Make like a tree and le, le, le, GTFO
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Police say the 12 year old chased the man several blocks and then shot at him"
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(The Daily Commercial)
 
 
 
"I wanna double sheesebuuuurger, fries, and more alco...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man sitting on roof falls backward down 7 story chimneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Help Wanted: Must be willing to travel, be good with the public and the ability to perform exorcisms a plus. Please apply at any local Catholic church in the Philippines
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(infoBlizzard)
 
 
 
Texas man shot after bullet ricochets off armadillo
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(Motoring Research)
 
 
 
'Shocking' number of Brits don't know they need to call 0118 999 881 99 9119 7253 in an emergency
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this starry starry night
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know how annoying it is when airlines lose your luggage, but holding up a £3 billion legal case to complain to the airline's lawyer about it 33 times is not the right way to deal with the situation, your honor
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Jesus can heal anybody but it's just not something you expect to see at the duck pond" (exorcism trifecta now in play)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Venezuela suffers toilet paper shortage: "It's okay, we'll make do." Breast implant shortage: "Meh, we'll get by." Beer shortage: "CALL OUT THE TROOPS"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Public relations firm announces that they're cutting ties with the most hated dentist in America. Swear they're not lion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you shower daily, apply deodorant in the morning and brush your teeth before breakfast? You're doing it wrong
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
That's great that the world is up in arms about the Zimbabwean lion killed by poachers, but how come no celebrities are outraged about the lack of water and electricity to the people of Zimbabwe? Signed, the people of Zimbabwe
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Investigators examining suspected wreckage of MH370 on Reunion Island decide to take a short break after scientists warn the island's volcano is ABOUT TO BLOW
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Naugles reopens after 20 years in Orange County, and then, just like that, runs out of food
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(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
The Kentucky gubernatorial race is shaping up to be a barn burner with the Democratic and Republican candidates separated by less than the margin of error, and the young fellow named Drew Curtis polling at a respectable 8% and rising
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
♫ OOOOOOOklahoma ♫ Where the man bicycling across the country gets killed by a woman texting behind the wheel ♫
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Pity the poor TV weatherman with an Accu-Cast2000 that's not accurate. "Our ability to forecast is only as good as what we can currently observe"
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man sets his home on fire after his wife refused to give in to his clumsy sexual advances
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the blue corner, mothers trying to save their children. And in the red corner, mothers trying to save the Earth. Ready... FIGHT
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman awoke from hysterectomy surgery to discover she had a gaping hole in her mouth and bleeding gums - but then she remembered she's British
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sacred ground? Somebody wants to air a live exorcism from THE 'Exorcist' house
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude at its finest - kids who were cool and popular in school are losers as adults. Here comes the science
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you are going to rig the lottery drawing, you might want to wait until after the drawing before you reveal the winning numbers. Just saying
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Think it would be awesome to remember every single day of your life? Well, yes and no
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Do you thank Warren Buffett when you have sex? Maybe you should
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the heat index, it's 154 degrees in Iran city of Bandar Mahshahrishotout
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Thu July 30, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden cracks down on a) drug trafficking, b) prostitution, or c) silly police reports
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
POT. Hammer time
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Scientists create robot that can walk AND jump on water. Your move, Jesus
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
First it was the sharks at the NC beaches. Now? Oh the huge manatees
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jury finds man guilty of decapitating his girlfriend, and judge declares he will beheading to prison for the rest of his life
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go ♫
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Jesus caught a burglar in the act, and held him for the police. No, not that Jesus. Not that one either
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Licence and registration ma'am, thank you. Why were you speeding?" "I wanted to reach the cottage in time to catch the sunset." "Ma'am, it's 8:30 in the morning"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Court dismisses lawsuit for two damned dirty apes
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(30)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you do the voodoo that you do, expect to get fired at this Brooklyn high school
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(47)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Hobby Airport reporting long delays for outbound passengers, who vow to use a Professional Airport next time
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stop sign
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
License to kill
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Wait until this thief gets a 'load' of the type of pills he stole
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Back in the day, NYC street gangs had good decent wars, today it's all dildos (Not safe for work if your boss is offended by cartoon dildos)
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golfboard surfcart thingie
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(dare.org)
 
 
 
Marijuana legalization endorsed by the hippies at DARE
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(122)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Human torso found during investigation of severed limbs. Police say they are unconnected
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Umm, guys, you know those fellas we trained to fight the Al Qaida? Well, they just got kidnapped by the Al Qaida. Bummer
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(50)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
University of Michigan on high alert after turkey spotted on campus
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(50)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman 'accidentally' runs over husband. Suuure
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(37)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Son, 74, accused of threatening to kill his 100-year-old mother, possibly involving his accomplice, Time
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(30)
 
(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Some things just shouldn't be frozen.. but this isn't that thread. Today we want to know how you plan ahead. What things do you make so they can be frozen and cooked later?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Feeling up the developing middle school girls is best left to their classmates, Mr. Assistant Principal
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(Westword)
 
 
 
This is one way to get rid of a stalker. Not, you know, a good one
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(58)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Huckleberry Finn charged with sexual assault. Tom Sawyer still at large
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(34)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Scottish researchers find drinking may ease fibromyalgia pain. "The Scottish researchers could not be reached for comment, but in the study they note that a significant number of participants were drinking more than the recommended limit"
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(43)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman charged with stabbing mother to death. :(
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(25)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shiny bust
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(21)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A slideshow of dangerous animals in Florida. Watch out for the monkey that gives you herpes
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
VA and MD governors argue over who gave who crabs
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(28)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. In the middle of the Summer. During the last week of July"
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Breathless MH370 correspondents planning Reunion tour
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(66)
 
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
South America facing a financial crisis not seen since the 1980s. Only needs the CIA to depose a few countries' leaders to really get that authentic '80s flavor
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man calls emergency services to report that his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon. "I want to press charges"
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A man is suing an airline, claiming he got a back injury after being forced to sit next to an obese man who coughed a lot
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(145)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is the kind of quality programming I want to see on Fark
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(51)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
"If it weren't for that dastardly homeowner and his pulling up my ladder on me, I would have burglarized him good"
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(43)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Whereas Kentucky's goats have trained and are prepared, Idaho's goats have apparently fallen victim to ISIS
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(54)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cementing Florida's status as "America's Australia," park rangers capture and remove an 18-foot python, that likely fed on alligators, from an area of the Everglades known as "Shark Valley"
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(64)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
On the other hand, Teddy Roosevelt killed 296 animals on safari - and his ass is up there on Mount Rushmore
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(339)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are driving around DC in a pick-up truck with a couple of hunting rifles, a .44 mag and a propane tank, you might be a redneck, but either way you'll want to refrain from driving up to a cop and asking directions to the White House
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Look at Renaissance art to understand why you're eating the watermelons you eat today... I know, slow news day
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(76)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
15 percent of Americans still do not go online, says newspaper hoping to sell them subscriptions
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thank you for choosing our bank to rob. Please have a complimentary lollipop
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(29)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this camping pod thingie
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(28)
 
(ASU State Press)
 
 
 
Police pull over exotic dancer for DUI. During arrest, the woman kicks one officer in the chest, spits on the second, and repeatedly fondles the genitals of the third officer. First two officers annoyed that the other one seemed distracted
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prisoners to get financial aid to take college courses while behind bars. As opposed to college students who take courses while in between bars
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(169)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Poland's richest man dies without buying a vowel
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(ABC)
 
 
 
♪ Happy birthday to you, if you sing this we'll sue, but the Copyright Office might tell us fark you ♫
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coming up next on TeacherCenter, the 2015 High School Draft
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(96)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than turning on the faucet only to discover you're filling your glass up with worm water. "There's these red ones, there's these black ones, almost look like tadpoles"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Obama is the antichrist. New hotness: Pope Francis is the antichrist
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(208)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Stairway to Heaven isn't a how-to record
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(38)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Remember: The rule of "finders keepers" doesn't really apply to a bag with $141,000 sitting on the lawn on private property
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(57)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Americans would be a lot less fat if we brought back the public water fountain
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(90)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
This is exactly what happens when you evict a vindictive psychopath from your apartment complex for owning a cobra
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(51)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
State of Georgia suing Public.Resource.Org claiming copies of the copyright law are a violation of copyright
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(36)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Birthday party cut short after scissors found in cake
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(28)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Your visit to France would not be complete without a complementary spraying of manure on your car. MERDE
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If you put fireworks inside the SunRail ticket machine, police would enjoy a word
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City commissioner upset with sewage problem he described as "third world bad" under fire for using a picture of Haiti and saying it was his city
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Dear Abby, I didn't realize my parents hide cameras around the house and am mortified to think they've caught me using my body like an amusement ride
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 534: "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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