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Thu October 19, 2017
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a Ewok with Gallagher? This guy
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man mistakes Ken Griffey, Jr. for a Civil War general
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Tinder is reinforcing ancient mating habits...like the 2am booty call behind the Gas-N-Sip
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know things are farked up when the Washington Post does a feature on fallout shelters that are still in existence and have remained pristine for half a century
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is world's oldest tortoise GAY? Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should. Case in point, the 17-string guitar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wine connoisseurs
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(The Register)
 
 
 
NY Police: No, we can't tell you how much we took in civil asset forfeiture, as our database fell down the stairs by accident and injured itself. Judge: Fark You
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spain to trigger direct rule on Catalonia to crush independence rebels
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
McCain wants answers about Niger, oh and a strategy, or a plan, or some reason why men had to die would be nice, too
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Today's question for those who felt we shouldn't rebuild New Orleans because it was flood prone: Should we allow people to build homes in areas prone to wildfires?
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Microbrewery offers to exchange tickets to Alt-Right Richard Spencer's speech in Gainesville for free beer, so of course they've received death threats
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
People in one neighborhood come together to raise an orphaned deer. Up until the day wildlife agents shoot it because it lost its fear of humans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That's what Xi said
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's still too soon for somebody in Las Vegas to set up a Halloween display featuring 58 headstones and the hashtag #vegasstrong
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some dumbass who got defeated by a Rust Monster wants to tell you all about how D&D changed the way he views his life
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Every teeny tiny itsy-bitsy little bit of separation is a step in the right direction. We're so proud of you... New Mexico?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 650: "Let There Be Light". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study finds that three-quarters of flying insects have vanished during the last 25 years. Hmm. Maybe they just flew somewhere else
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Thieves on surveillance video hug in celebration after car-break-ins
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Long time Farker published a sci-fi novel. To quote Jay Sherman from The Critic, "Buy my book Buy my Book"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
This is EXACTLY what your day needs: the mental image of a bunch of 60-something retirees jogging naked around the trailer park
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Tower, this is Air Berlin requesting a flyby." "Negative, Air Berlin, the pattern is full"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Apparently not a drive-thru ATM
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Three little pigs found running loose amid reports that someone blew their houses down
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dammit, are you the one responsible for putting this crossing guard in my way?"
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pastoral setting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kangaroo boxing match captured on infrared video. It's the X-Games for marsupials
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Novelist Margaret Atwood receives Franz Kafka prize, or at least she will once the paperwork makes it through a nightmarish bureaucracy run by shadowy, malevolent forces
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At a time when opioid deaths in the U.S. are on the rise, they're actually dropping in Colorado. Wonder why?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy figures out clever way to let people know he had sex
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former hostage couple on having children while in Taliban captivity: "We always planned to have a big family and decided, hey let's make the best of this and at least go home with a larger start on our dream family. We're Irish, haha"
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(University of Florida)
 
 
 
The list of banned items for the white supremacy speech, rally, and protest at University of Florida tomorrow. Underpants and service animals appear to be allowed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cranes spotted around the 'Hotel of Doom' putting up finishing touches. This is not a repeat from 1987, 1992, 2006, 2008 or 2013. Really, it's going to open this time
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this polka-dotted lady
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Insurance company sends letter to 9-month-old boy explaining he's too expensive to keep alive"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Smartphone use by drivers is killing more people than ever, but few people want to know just how many; come for the frightening statistics, stay for the link to the driver's ed film by Werner Herzog
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian women are ditching boob jobs and opting for bum enhancements to copy 'booty queen' look flaunted by the stars. Also known as the Iggy Effect. (NSFW)
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Domestic violence case against man dropped because of his "cultural incompetence"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Photographer captures the o_O faces of women before, during and after
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
OK, forget yesterday's Bigfoot article, as this one out of Arizona is much more cromulent. In fact, the photo isn't even blurry
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He's been to Conjunction Junction. All of his tenses are perfect. He once wrote a total ellipsis that turned the sky dark and terrified superstitious peasants. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A 6-year-old Kansas boy who loves cops decided to hand out doughnuts and lemonade to his local officers. While the police appreciated his gesture they let him know it's not going to help with any speeding tickets in 10 years or so
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The most popular Halloween candy sold in every state. Louisiana, I think we need to have a talk
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(Vice)
 
 
 
After memorable Ménage à Trois, researcher gets PhD in threesomes
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"I can guarantee with my life that the train will be called Trainy McTrainface"
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's mass shooting comes to you from Maryland
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man surrenders to police while bringing in a dozen donuts for them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have you ever found a razor in your kid's Halloween candy? No you haven't
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple spotted on CCTV having sex in a Domino's spared jail after judge decides the pizza was punishment enough
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in her hand
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
If you want a team, get a pack of wolves. If you want a family member, get a dog. Here's your Woofday Wednesday thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Can you be too fat for prison? An attorney is trying to keep his 273 lb. client out of it with this argument
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
There's a new boy in Fiddler's Green
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Aviation police that dragged guy off of United plane are forcibly removed from their jobs
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
So why DOES a museum keep burying whales under Raleigh NC?
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(Skagit Valley Herald)
 
 
 
You're a gamergater who got doxxed by gamergaters, so you went after liberals for being pedophiles. Then you found your parents were liberals. So you took a stand about ethics in patricide
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Popeye's corporate being kept abreast of the situation? Who will finally blink in this game of chicken? Who will rule the roost and earn their wings? This story has legs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky, see what happens when you handcuff 8- and 9-year-olds? ACLU lawyers kick your ass
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Hero EMT saves civilians when officer has a panic attack after firing seven rounds at an unarmed man. With bodycam "goodness" embedded (warning, autoplay.)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
People have been wondering if the missing security guard from the Las Vegas shootings was possibly involved in it? Or maybe he was kidnapped? Or maybe.... oh, never mind, he's just a sellout. Jesus Campos to appear on Ellen show
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jealous of recent nearby southern California wildfires, oil refinery in El Segundo sets itself ablaze
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the fires in Oregon and Washington? The good news: Atmospheric River to bring them rain. The bad news: A 5000 mile long atmospheric river that may bring up to 15" of rain
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to hurricanes and wildfires, nobody's talking about the fact that last week there was an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico that may be the largest since BP's Deepwater Horizon in 2010
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Thief uses coin-operated vacuum cleaner to suck itself off
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well that explains a whole lot about Alex Jones
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You're a 'pastor' who owns a grave marker factory, and claim a family didn't pay for 'extras' on their 5 year old's stone. Do you A) Forgive the debt, B) Go to small claims court, or C) Repossess the child's marker?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Kidnapped grandmother fends off knife-wielding attacker by reaching for something that responds much faster than the police
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Free heroin with your Speedway Speedy Rewards card
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trump to widow of soldier killed in Niger attack: "He knew what he signed up for"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Syrian surface to air missile battery tries to fire on Israeli airplane for the second time, Israeli air force ensures there will be no third try
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