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Sun March 26, 2017
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Muslim woman on bridge during Westminster attack speaks out after becoming target of Islamophobic bigots
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, what did people do for fun before air conditioning? How about the New York rooftop theater craze back in the early 1900's with its acrobats and vaudeville entertainment
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The 21 best secret bars in the world to host your next Fark party at
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A swanky multi-billion dollar international airport built and finished five years ago that has yet to have any flights? It's more likely than you think
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
DAMMIT ...do you like pulp in your orange juice or not? This is important
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(660 News Calgary)
 
 
 
Photoshop this life imitating art
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: Being caught stealing a bag full of panties from a department store. Really embarrassing: You're a guy. Fark: Caught by your own daughter
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee DOT bills 17-year-old $3,000 to repair guardrail that killed her. BRILLIANT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Within 15 years, robots will steal 38% of U.S. jobs and your spouse because their entire bodies vibrate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On her upbringing, Rachel Dolezal says "I was born a poor black child with no concept of light, so blacker than space and everyone else incidentally"
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
What do you say to the guy who stole a handgun out of your unlocked car? The same thing you said after each of the first three times he stole a handgun out of your unlocked car
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy who is a little tied up at the moment
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your ride. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to drive a boat?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to live in a $7.8 million recreation of Camelot in suburban Kansas City, well... now's your chance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
11-year-old served with three no trespass orders for cutting through neighbors' yards to get to her bus stop
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm proposing enslaving old ladies at nursing homes to knit microwave cozies to protect against the NSA cameras. In the meantime, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"A man the city of Deerfield Beach hired for plumbing services in 2012 has been fined $12,000 for not being a real plumber"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Armed robbery of Rolex store inside the Bellagio Casino leads to brothers-in-law suddenly nervous about their tractor dealerships
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
When stealing guns, a PlayStation, cash and other items from a home you might want to take a second to make sure you are taking everything that you came in with. Unless, of course you want to play Cinderella with the police
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man hides in Sears store after closing and tries to steal $830,000 in jewels. In even more surprising news, there was a Sears store with $830,000 in jewels
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The 'baby teeth' you see in your barbacoa taco are actually beef lips. Bon appétit
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Giving your child a day-old, cold McDonald's Happy Meal to take to school for lunch? Expect a letter from the principal
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A quick update on farker soosh, host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show (LGT previous thread)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Behold this fully armed and operational Detroit
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Wisconsin teen saves friend from dying in the most Wisconsin way possible
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(UPI)
 
 
 
120-foot-long escape tunnel found under Mexican prison. Which was, amazingly enough, surrounded by very tall walls. Well built walls, even. It's almost like this could be a metaphor for something
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(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Woman blames Bigfoot for car crash, with helpful pic of what Bigfoot might look like
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will Philip Marlowe reign supreme over Prince Hamlet? Will Holden Caulfield make the cut or will he be done in by Elric of Melniboné? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the most intriguing literary antiheroes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"If you want to see how humans behave naturally, you don't go to a Manhattan high-rise or a vegan co-op or even a small farming village. You go to a hunter-gatherer community in the wilderness"
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(Some Snack)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big mouth
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Why so serious
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Can you 'ear me now? The cute, it burns on Caturday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
RESCHEDULED: The Boston Farkers Pub Crawl Returns April 2nd @ 1:00 PM, detail in thread
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's police chief and Lieutenant Leasure are on leave for unspecific reasons. No, really, Lieutenant Leasure is a person's title and name
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In today's Fark Madlibs headline: Naked demonstrators kill sheep in Auschwitz and play with fireworks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out, the London terrorist was an English teacher. House bill to outlaw NEA and purge academics expected next week
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