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Fri May 29, 2015
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well somebody is going to have a problem when a school's dress code for graduation includes using the term 'girls' for boobies
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
High Times' "Strongest Strains on Earth" issue intentionally excludes Colorado pot because it's TOO good: "The Denver Cup annually produces the majority of the winners, so we thought we'd showcase strains from other Cups around the world"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is a nearly indestructible virus out there that can survive boiling acid. And it just might be key in saving the human race
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando School District will now monitor all staff & students' social media accounts. Orwell's 1984 noticeably absent from summer book lists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To prove not all billionaire CEOs are heartless and greedy thugs, Chobani CEO will donate half of his wealth
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(BBC)
 
 
 
An assault rifle used in seven unsolved Northern Ireland murders has been discovered on public display at London's Imperial War Museum
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pygmy hippopotamus gives birth to ugly-ass calf
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California legislature set to legalize the scourge of roadways
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Friendly the Clown arrested for getting too friendly with traumatic brain injury patient
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian oil company Rosneft signs up to be the next to have its industrial properties nationalized by Venezuela
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Royal Society of Putting Things On Top of Other Things is apparently illegal in Boulder, Co
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A Consumers Energy spokesperson said it is not standard protocol to patch natural gas leaks with rags
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(ABC)
 
 
 
God is alive and well and living in Brooklyn...and he is pissed. So he sued them, of course
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama seizes control of the nation's water supply in an effort to, oh, who can even guess what nonsense they'll come up with this time?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kirby Delauter, previously known for being Kirby Delauter, is back in the news for acting like Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the anthropologists of the distant future study our society, this sixth-grader's written apology to an emergency dispatcher for calling 911 and shouting 'DEEZ NUTS' will be among the most valued primary documents
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Republican NC governor promises to sign bill allowing state employees to opt out of officiating weddings on religious grounds... And when I say 'sign', I mean 'veto'
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this robot rumble
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Got cancer? Maybe you should cut down on the semen
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(Metro)
 
 
 
2,400-year-old 'bongs' used to smoke cannabis and opium are dug up in Russia. Willie Nelson thinks they might be the ones he lost
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Jade Helm hysteria, circa 1954: "all of the damage reports were composed of '5 per cent hoodlum-ism, and 95 per cent public hysteria.' Puget Sound residents had unwittingly become participants in a textbook example of collective delusion"
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you cook with fresh produce from your own garden? Share with your fellow Farkers how you make the most of your green thumb
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clean-up crew
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cow escapes slaughterhouse only to be shot at McDonald's
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida pilot's preflight checklist included half a bottle of Cognac, wine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It was one small ban for mankinis, one giant step for an English seaside resort town: English resort sees crime fall after mankini clampdown
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coming this weekend to NYC, nature's most awe-inspiring sight: ♫Manhattanhenge, where the A-list dwells. Where the bankers live and they do live well / Manhattanhenge where a man might be a man. Where the children drink coffee and eat whole bran♫
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Antelopes in Kazakhstan no longer roaming, almost half of endangered species dead. Scientific theories include a lung disease or poisoning by rocket fuel from Russian launches at Kazakhstan's Baikonur spaceport. Either way they're not roaming
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six things you learn by being the worst person on the internet
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Warning: That lower back tat may come back to bite you in the ass
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think $39K is too much for a 3-yo's birthday party? Wait 'til Disney comes after them for the unlicensed Minnie and Mickey
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(Bournemouth Echo)
 
 
 
Pro tip for electricians: Check the wiring in your cannabis farm before it sets fire to your roof
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
A Burning Man festival in Israel ends up torching ancient remains by accident. Oops
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin: Those FIFA guys? Honest as the day is long. Incorruptible. Shining examples of human honesty and fair dealing. Pretty handsome too. Loved by their wives, Morgan Fairchild, whom they've seen naked
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man attempts to shoplift an AK-47 by stuffing it down his pants
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of the best investments ever made by America is well ahead of schedule and could be released this summer
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mad Max: Fury Road fans find "Wilton Silver Color Mist" on Amazon. Hilarity ensues
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz admits he's on level 217 of Candy Crush Saga
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Finally, the DOD is spending our money on something useful
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gay Head moved
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Man gets drunk and illegally catches 122 sea bass
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this head growth
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
These are some of the images you get if you attach a heart rate monitor to a dog and connect it to a camera so that a picture is taken whenever the dog's heart rate is increased
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
BAC of .145 has a new cover girl - who tried to leave the scene of her crash with no headlights and a flat tire
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you want to reignite the flames of desire in your ex-girlfriend's heart, setting her bedroom on fire isn't the best way to do it
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The most irrational man in America is a tenured professor at Duke, suffered burns on 70 percent of his body when he was a teenager, and officiates the weddings of strangers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study reveals mental illness is a problem for those that cannot afford to treat it
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Indiana's marijuana-smoking church granted tax-exempt status, plans to test limits of controversial Religious Freedom law at first "worship" service: "I don't think they're going to come into the church and arrest us"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Berkeley instituted a tax on soda in hopes of getting people to quit drinking it. Instead the city took in $116,000 in revenue the first month and people still keep drinking it
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Remember how Conservatives said that ministers would be jailed for following their conscience and religious beliefs on the gay marriage issue and Liberals were all, "nuh-uh"? Yeah, about that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Decades after the events of World War II, the Germans still fear the bombs that didn't go off
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember back in the good old days when a cute airline stewardess could pose for some fun and playful pictures inside the engine well of her plane without passengers freaking out? "They couldn't believe what they were seeing"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ice cream sprinkles: serious business
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Evidentally the schools frown on teachers being drunk and passed out at their desk
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anthony Weiner's unintended penis joke - by Dick Johnson
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
What happens when ISIS conquers you? Well that depends, women are sold into slavery. Men and teenage boys? Executed
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Chicago cop to fight his firing over a photo pretending to hunt black men with antlers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Vanya, the word you have to spell is 'troll.'" "Could you use it in a sentence?" "The troll enjoys expressing his displeasure on the internet about how Indian kids keep winning the National Spelling Bee." "Troll. T-R-O-L-L"
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
I blame all y'all for ruining this prestigious once learned language
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(69)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
New ice cream cone raising a Führer across India
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Every glass of water you drink is almost 100% dinosaur wee
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Thieves break into a car, steal a pair of sunglasses and ignore a million dollar lottery ticket
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reporting: Teen drivers are putting everyone at risk on the roads
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The snow in Boston may not melt before summer
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A hotel kicks out 30 guests after an argument erupts over a waffle-maker
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(55)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 525: "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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