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Tue January 27, 2015
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds." Unless it's a lot of snow. In that case, your ValPack will be late
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana governor planning state-run news agency to publish stories before release to the media. Possible agency names include "Truth" which is English for "Pravda"
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The Rent Is Too Damn High" guy is being evicted
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(74)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Yeti sighted in Boston
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Divorce happens for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes spouses grow apart. Sometimes they fall out of love. Sometimes they're possessed by a genie
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sex theme park offering giant penis rides to open in Taiwan (pics)
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(61)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis protest at radio station, quickly destroy their credibility by using Comic Sans
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(36)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this teamwork
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And the kinkiest city in America is
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(60)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
You might want to put down your shake weight and sit on a stack of ShamWow towels for this: Dr. Oz's magic diet pills don't seem to work
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(89)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Tech students protest as giant snow penis is demolished, say they can't just let it go
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(36)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dozens of dogs have mysteriously gone missing in a small Texan town. Your dog wants a security detail
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(74)
 
(Second Avenue's A Gas)
 
 
 
Cuomo orders NYC subway system to halt in anticipation of blizzard, which never comes. Empty subways run all night anyway
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(96)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
One-handed fans of communal wanking in London fear not, there's a new place to go and _____
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(18)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Another day, another assault rifle in the road... Rare "AR15s falling off vehicle" trifecta in play
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(49)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"It wasn't that he was fired from Target that caused my son to kill himself. It was the fact he was paraded out in handcuffs in front of his coworkers after being fired for theft from Target that caused him to kill himself. That's why I'm suing"
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(124)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Egyptian court has moment of clarity, convicts "doctor" in death of girl after performing genital mutilation "procedure"
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US study demonstrates higher risk of dementia for those taking common drugs. Also, a US study demonstrates higher risk of dementia for those taking common drugs
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seattle makes aggressive move to unseat San Francisco as the Nanny State Champion of the Nation, passing law that makes it illegal to throw food out with the garbage. "We want to encourage composting"
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(140)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Keep your license plate visible at all times, citizen
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Yorkers prepare for the Snomapocamacsm by stocking up on milk, eggs, TP, and kale. MY GOD DON'T FORGET THE KALE
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police have finally found the one person they don't want to detain at gunpoint: The son of a New York Times Op-Ed columnist
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(122)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seven million marijuana tweets are sent every month. Oh, wow, man. It's like hash tag
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(23)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Do you have a friend who insists that you remove your shoes before entering his house? Well, he knows something you don't
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(168)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Disney to launch "Frozen"-themed Cruise Ship. No word when they begin boarding Gitmo detainees
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(35)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
U.S. to charge Bowe Bergdahl with desertion
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Mon January 26, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
We finally know what it takes for the FBI to arrest a banker in Manhattan
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's your latest update on the east coast storms from 20 live traffic cameras at once. See how your city is doing in the snowmageddon sweepstakes
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you are flying to Hawaii and run out of fuel and parachute into the ocean and get into a life raft and get picked up by a cruise ship. And it's not everyday that the Coast Guard gets the whole thing on video
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifteen year-old shoots and kills thirteen year-old brother in ultra-realistic game of cops and robbers, walks away without being charged. He must have been playing as the cop
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(186)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Auschwitz review: "Feels tacky and like a tourist trap"
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(186)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these senior citizens
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(16)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Steel mill ejaulates penis cloud
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(58)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: In which Drew tells us what he's been hinting at
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(80)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Husband, wife and their band play for free at local retirement homes because who's going to complain?
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(14)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Old & busted: KFC's Double Down sandwich. New and revolting: KFC's Double Down [Hot] dog
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(108)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
You may want to stay away from this house for a while, as people keep getting shot right outside of it
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SNOWPOCALYPSE DISCUSSION THREAD, DAY 2: Will the East Coast find itself paralyzed by three feet of snow, or will they only receive a measly 14 inches? Are there any shovels or bleach left? Should everyone panic? We're fine in the flyover states, by the way neener neener
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Mayor DeBlasio advises New Yorkers that Seamless bike-delivery takeout food is NOT an essential service and that delivery bicycles will be banned during the Snowpocalypse to make way for plows and emergency vehicles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The planes in Spain crash mainly into other parked aircraft killing 10 and injuring 13
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(49)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Missionaries position themselves inside gay bar
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(42)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Guess what happens when you hit the new aluminum body Ford F-150 with a sledge hammer? It dents
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(134)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Catholic school janitor arrested for using the boys room urinal across from his office. Hopes to find a real whiz of a lawyer
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(60)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this contemplating clown
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(25)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Shoplifter who stole air fresheners, deodorant and cheese for Christmas presents for friends given suspended sentence, told to use it making cleaner friends
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Rock and Roll Houthi coup, the worst model train accident ever and oil prices rise in dead king bounce: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/18 - 1/24
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"404 - Plane Not Found"
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(33)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mississippi won't allow teachers to teach how to use a condom, so one teacher decided to teach his students how to put on a sock. "Make sure your foot is protected before engaging in any shoe activity"
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(Some CIA Conspiracy Guy)
 
 
 
Remember 9/11? Nope. Never happened
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(250)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Iran vows revenge against Israel for killing a top general in an Israeli airstrike in Syria on Hezbollah fighters who are fighting for Assad to help him to destroy ISIS. In response, US feels a headache coming on and goes to lie down
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(67)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Crippling blizzard: New Yorkers told not to underestimate snowstorm that could cause hysterical newspaper headlines of unprecedented proportions
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(75)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Slender Man sightings terrify England. Cloaked in mystery, Slender Man is believed to be either a murderous spirit-demon - "a part of global folklore for centuries" - or some old creepy pasta from an SA forum 5 years ago, but hey, journalism is hard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many Millennials want to live in Arlington, VA, but they can't afford it because it's like, expensive and stuff so you people need to fix that because it's not fair and they want to move there RIGHT NOW
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(182)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Melinda Gates gives the perfect response to anti-vaccine movement: "[Americans have] forgotten what measles deaths look like"
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(158)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kurds continue to beat ISIS like a government mule
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(53)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
So, Gwyneth Paltrow barks for sex
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(89)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This guy applied to be a police officer but failed his polygraph pretest. Not only that, he ended up getting charged with a sex crime
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(84)
 
(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Millions of genetically modified mosquitoes to be released in Florida because it's only Florida. Let's have a beer and watch what the hell happens
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(115)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
1.25 billion chicken wings to be eaten during the Super Bowl. Once again, it's the only day of the year that Buffalo is ever mentioned on Super Bowl Sunday
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(129)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So I'm running for Governor of Kentucky in 2015 DIT - Drew
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(573)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hi, boss? We just took the day's takings from the store to the casino, bet it all on red and it came up black. Can you come pick us up?"
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Would you like to call and speak directly to the British Prime Minister? Just say you're the head of Government Communication Headquarters and they'll put you right through
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greek voters reject austerity, prepare for sweet return to the opulent high life
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(188)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thorny crown
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Small drone found on White House lawn. Immediate examination has determined it not to be Vice President Biden
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(94)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know everybody has a good laugh when a robber falls through the ceiling where he's hiding right in front of the officer trying to find him
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Phil the Angry Biker wants to sabotage Tom the Misguided Hipster's plan to crowdfund 13 dates, announces crowdfunding effort to follow Tom around on all his dates while ineptly playing accordion
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(69)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Even the people of Tel Aviv get the blues
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers want you to know that they studied it out and thought very hard before deciding to go full wacko
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(400)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In most places, people toss their trash along the interstate. In Phoenix they toss loaded assault rifles
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(202)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh great, brain-eating amoeba is in tap water now
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(62)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Land dog meets sea dog. Dawwwwww
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(42)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
French judge tells couple they can't name their child Nutella because "that is the trade name of a spread"
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