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Thu December 18, 2014
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
World Pie Eating Championship refused to recognize the winner because the pie was not the right size
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(20)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Judge: "Guilty." Defendant: *Fart*
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(53)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
That's not what they meant by 'the South shall rise again'
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(48)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Snarky woman says to man 'do you not think that's more than enough?' and slams a door in his face. In her defense, he had just shot her 12 times
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this demo
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(15)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Burgers with buns made of Mac & Cheese are trending, thank God
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(25)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska is trying to harsh Colorado's mellow in court
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(157)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
China tests ICBM with multiple warheads. But hey--we're all still friends, right?
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(83)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man saddled with dead horses pleads not guilty to cruelty
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly declares yet another victory in the War on Christmas after once again no combatants show up on the enemy team
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army plans to use stationary blimps to prevent missile attack on DC. In true DC fashion, there will only be two: guaranteeing that the left and the right will be protected, while everyone else is screwed
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(81)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
A: "Fish oil, despair. What death tastes like." Q: What kind of tasting notes do you get when you make a champion barista choke down the most popular instant coffee brands?
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(91)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling calls for an end to Orphanages. As for what to do with the kids, she has a modest proposal
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(61)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman ducks long prison sentence for accident causing two deaths
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(115)
 
(Fark)
 
HOTY
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's kind of like the seven deadly sins, except replace 'gluttony' with 'acoustic engineering' and maybe 'wrath' with 'waveguide technology' (sponsored link)
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(44)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From chops to the belly to even a whole pig roast among the many options, pork has been a staple in many homes. What ways do you like to prepare it for your friends and family? Do you just make the whole pack of bacon for yourself?
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(114)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eleven nostalgic gifts for the lumbersexual in your life. Downside: You have a lumbersexual in your life
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mean machine
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(11)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The normalization of relations with Cuba is the greatest thing in the world-- if you're a vintage car enthusiast
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(65)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A supernova could wipe out all life on Earth. Unfortunately it might not happen for another million years
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Furries attempt to set the record straight, claim there's nothing to fear but fear itself, and possibly the fat coyote dude who smells like body odor and keeps asking people back to his room
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(137)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man walks into police station, lights up joint, undresses, defecates on floor, then smears his waste on the walls. TA-DAAAH
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(52)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"That's why we started a members' club for socks, because there's a lot of like-minded people that are interested in this"
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(32)
 
(Truth Revolt)
 
 
 
President Obama says he is Jewish in his soul. Also, his kidneys are French. His eyeballs are Swedish. His duodenum is Azerbaijani
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(112)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's big ass python is brought to you by Collier County
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(28)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Man slices his neighbor in the groin with a box cutter after an argument about how fast his mother drives through the neighborhood. Little snippet from the judge, "He was lucky you didn't catch him somewhere else or you'd be off to prison"
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder has ninth child, the second with his current girlfriend, and assures her that he's not seeing anyone else
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(60)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
His accomplice, Mich Loeb is wanted by the police for questioning
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Naked jogger snarls commute for thousands of drivers in Ireland (SFW pics)
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(13)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Gov. Scott Walker to call in national guard to squash protests after prosecutors announce whether they will charge the former police officer who shot Dontre Hamilton. You're up, Milwaukee
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(88)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
European Court rules that obesity can qualify for a disability, same ruling would have put 80% of Americans out of work
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Our new Cuban relations may not get rid of the trade and travel embargo, but at least we can legally import $100 worth of cigars and rum
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(163)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
So, what's so scary about a nuclear-armed drone? In a word: everything
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(70)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Christmas if you didn't spend 36 hours of it sleeping in an airport because of a winter storm, and they've already got a hashtag for the east-coast storm that will roll in on Dec. 24: #Santabomb
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(24)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Census Bureau considers removing questions about marriage and divorce, home offices, and college majors from its annual survey. Political squabbling to the left, new survey question ideas to the right
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(99)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One of the odder British obsessions, at least to the rest of the world, is this thing they have about finding the shortest set of double-yellow pavement marking lines in the country (LOTS of pics with this one, obviously)
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(35)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
"Florida's chief justice orders judges to report colleagues who goof off"
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(22)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
A wild mountain lion was spotted in Kentucky for the first time since before the civil war; state Fish and Wildlife officers work tirelessly to protect it until it can be relocated. LOL just kidding, they blew it to hell
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(250)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans now say race relations are bad, blame those shiftless, lazy, untrustworthy other people
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(279)
 
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
China faces growing threats from invasive alien plant and animal species after decades of unleashing them on other nations
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farm-raised turkey named Gobbles escapes becoming Christmas dinner after learning to fly and hide in trees to escape execution. "After his exploits we felt it only fair to keep him on the farm as a pet" (pics)
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(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to reflect upon the most important events of 2014: that's right, it's the Year in Social Media Outrage over Meaningless Things
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(47)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York woman sues police for not arresting him for DWI before he was involved in a fatal accident. But if police had tried to arrest him earlier, they probably would have killed him anyway
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists create the world's first smart bike that can sense hazards on the road. Upon completion bike immediately senses itself and self-destructs
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(37)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Don't like your job at the restaurant you work at? You could take all the money and run. Bonus: "Is that a man or a woman?" mugshot goodness included
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(49)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
More terrifying but quite funny crime mayhem from the place where Hot Fuzz was filmed
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(24)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You would think that a marijuana club and a sex club operating out of the same building would have no problems getting along. You would be so wrong
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(53)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Kids, today's lesson is that it's OK to lie about things you don't like as long as it tests well with focus groups
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(61)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Federal government authorizes Fung Wah to resume serving New York to Boston route. Remember, buses on fire have right of way
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(35)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
TN town decides the 1st Amendment doesn't apply to them & bans negative online comments by "anyone professionally connected" to the town. Good luck with the Streisand Effect guys. In other news apparently the City Attorney job is still open
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(45)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cubans will get to experience AT&T dropping their phone calls as part of their government's deal with
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(52)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
How bad does your fraudulent pharmacy operation suck if you can't even spell the fake names right? Bonus Massachusetts identifier: cheap beer names used
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(11)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood to Sony: "You just let the terrorists win, you lily-livered chicken-shiats"
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(475)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's awful when burglars steal the cremated ashes of your two dead dogs. But then again, who the hell keeps the cremated ashes of their dead dogs?
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(61)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police offering $100 to anyone who turns in a drunk driver that leads to an arrest
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(69)
 
(Inhabitat)
 
 
 
Employees find NOPE * (1.07 * 10^8) at a wastewater treatment plant in Baltimore
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Prince William and Princess Kate with Dikembe Mutombo
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(17)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"What kills more Americans: guns or cars?"
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(331)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson: "Gays will die out because they don't reproduce." Unless they recruit, Pat, unless they recruit
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(165)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Karma. How does that work? Surprisingly well in Montana
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bodyboarding. New Hotness: Hydrospeeding (w/pics & video)
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Totally not crazy fan spends $150,000 to look like his idol, Kim Kardashian. Mere words can't describe the horror. You've been warned
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(152)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Why don't they put up guard rails on sidewalks to protect pedestrians from falling into the street?
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(41)
 
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Old and busted: E-cigarettes. New hotness: Cytisine
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins to 300 rejected applicants: You're now accepted. Nah ... just kidding
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ummmmm. Yeah, one of your taxi drivers took our Christmas tree as ransom for not paying the fare. Can we have it back?"
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(20)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Angry Lawsuit
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(21)
 
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
If someone calls 911 and says the guy in the apartment next door is setting off bombs, this might just be the one time there's no exaggeration involved
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five British women of varying drinking habits submit to Daily Mail test designed to prove they shouldn't drive after one glass of wine. "I didn't realise I was such an old soak"
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(46)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Church overtakes state
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(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jingle Bells was never meant to be a Christmas song, but a drinking song written by a 'jerk'
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(33)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two racecars known as Romeo and Juliet stolen from parking lot. Mercutio Towing believed to be responsible for the theft
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(13)
 
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that the anti-vaccine simpletons couldn't get any batshiat crazier.... VACCINES TURN YOUR CHILDREN GAY
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(96)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Drunk driver with crack pipe in car mows down five in Manhattan. Topless selfies on Facebook (not safe for work) won't help her case. She's going to need a lawyer.... Oh wait, she IS a lawyer
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(53)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you happened to steal a trailer from a motel parking lot, Oklahoma City police would like to have a word with you, since it contained a gauge containing radioactive materials
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man offers a free round the world trip with only two requirements. 1. Be named Elizabeth Gallagher. 2. Have a Canadian passport
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sexy psychologist decapitates her 'abusive' husband, chops up his body with a chainsaw then scatters the remains all across Mexico City... then takes a Ta Da bow to family and friends to make it seem like he was still alive
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(99)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Weird: police seek thief of 29 garden taps. Weirder: Someone bothered to film perpetrator with a hand-held night vision camera
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(16)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 502: "Mmm Bokeh 3: You Want Bokeh? You Can't Handle the Bokeh" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 17, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Air force training jet makes emergency landing after pilot learns it's not a convertible
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite song of the 1960s?
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(177)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
CDC reports gonorrhea rates have declined for the first time in 30 years. Slow clap
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(54)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: Your murder charges have been thrown out. Bad news: 70 years after you were executed
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(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First Black Friday spread to the UK, and now Russia. Except Russians are mobbing stores to keep from starving as their currency crashes
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(108)
 
(Fark)
 
HOTY
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: March through May
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(58)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Proof that China is becoming richest, most powerful nation on earth: University student amazes people on social media for skipping rope with his butt. "While he's able to skip faster and faster, his callused butt sometimes suffers"
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(22)
 
(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
Company makes tenuous and lame marketing connection for its detergent "Flirty Shades of Surf." Feminists and conservative bloggers reward them with internet catfigh...err, publicity
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(39)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Santa living dangerous
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(17)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Defendant who stated "I hate cops and I'm guilty" actually meant to plead "not guilty." It's an easy mistake
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sony cancels the release of "The Interview" after realizing that Danny McBride wasn't in it
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(561)
 
(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
Today's forecast calls for mostly cloudy skies and scattered gunshots
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(12)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Judge who overturned state's gay marriage ban continues assault on marriage with state's first gay divorce
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google's most searched for beers, cocktails, recipes and diets reveal that Americans are pretty much as boring and self-loathing as ever
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(17)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Replacing a mobility cane with a pool noodle as punishment for an 8-year-old boy should be frowned upon, especially at school
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'St. Nick' makes an early stop at Marylou's coffee shop in Hyannis on Cape Cod to spread a little holiday cheer with $100 bills for all
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FARC rebels call conditional unilateral ceasefire for as long as their supply of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout holds out
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(17)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If any women want to get an abortion in Missouri, you will need the guy's written and notarized permission. And if you think you were raped, too bad. It has to be "legitimate rape"
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(709)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
American who deserted the Army to fight for France sentenced to 4 years in prison. This is not a repeat from 1763
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(60)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Bill Murray in famous scenes from history
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(63)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Teen creates special Christmas stockings for the homeless, presumably for them to wear
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(14)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man fakes heart attack so friend can steal fake blonde
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(22)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Airline trivia #48: The difference between a general alert and a hijacking emergency is one wrong pilot keystroke
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(42)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
O Christmas Tree Worm, O Christmas Tree Worm, Thy feathery tentacles are so unchanging
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(19)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Guess which state loves tacky Christmas decorations the most
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(23)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
When the Afghan Taliban is saying your slaughter of children is an affront to Allah and not the way to practice Islam, you may just be the worst Taliban ever, TTP
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(147)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the top 100 photos of 2014, in case you needed new desktop wallpaper or some inspiration to start using that digital SLR that's been gathering dust since you got it on your birthday (Warning: Not safe for work/Graphic images)
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(80)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Keeping Googling that chicken
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(39)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Police investigate nativity donkey 'squashed to death' by obese man at Spanish Christmas market"
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(25)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Woman's will requires dog to be buried with her. One problem: The dog isn't dead
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(114)
 
(Bandcamp)
 
 
 
A Little Bit of Charity hopes to raise funds for the Animal Welfare Institute, by taking a group of professional musicians and remixing songs from My Little Pony. These are non-bronies covering MLP songs. Sounds cool
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(68)
 
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Losing weight? Good. Except you emit CO2. Bad. But you get to live longer. Good. In a world devastated by the global warming you caused. Bad
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(84)
 
(EventHubs)
 
 
 
Good news from Capcom for anyone who always thought being a competitive Street Fighter player required talent, practice, or more than one button
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(63)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spice not flowing
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most obscene, anti-Christian, and hilarious Christmas cards on the market
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(154)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The virulent measles and pertussis outbreaks in Michigan are the result of idiotic parents believing that vaccines are dangerous. Bet they don't look nearly as dangerous as the measles and pertussis that are infecting your kids
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(262)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turbulence injures fourteen on American Airlines flight. No word on why the airline would expose the passengers to a Ray Liotta/Lauren Holly film from the 90s
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(38)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wolf Blitzer saw his shadow yesterday, which means five more months of missing plane search
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(11)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Awesome-looking doctor gets charged with illegally filling out prescriptions. Really, he looks awesome
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study finds children's cartoons are full of death and murder. This is not a repeat from every year since the 30's
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(76)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thirteen puppies stolen from pet store. Police are on the lookout for a rich old man with a new vest
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(23)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: What's worse for kids: telling them that Santa isn't real, destroying their childhood; or continually lying about his existence, therefore making them gullible and eager to believe in invisible things like God?"
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(181)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in Ferris Bueller where the parking attendants take the Ferrari out for a joy ride. It's like that, except a Corvette, and the owner had a security camera in the car
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(36)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
The creator of Clifford has died at the age of 86. In dog years that's 602
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sea World makes a positive step towards rehabilitating its public image by firing its mimes
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amy Pascal says she will not step down from Sony and will have to be dragged away kicking and screaming
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Man bites dog. The headline journalists have waited decades to see
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
It's still real to her, dammit
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(The Big Story)
 
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U.S. releases 3 of Cuba 5 for one Gross, making the exchange rate one 48:1
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research shows odds of dying on your birthday are higher than normal. Having jackasses jump out at you and yell "SURPRISE!" doesn't help
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Voyager 1 sends back sound that it's being probed. Won't be long before we're all being probed
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Normally fraternity holiday photos are innocent, except this one has a Beyonce sex doll in it. Content may actually be OK for work
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
DOD tests a bullet that can change direction. Warren Commission: "I told you so"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Head of Cleveland Patrolman's Union: Just shut the f*ck up, listen to a police officer's commands and pray to f*cking God that he's not having a bad day that day. Now, pick up that can, citizen
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
U.S. lobbyists, researchers and politicians begin campaign to raise the legal drinking age to 25 in all 50 states
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to become first U.S. city to equip police with body cameras. The ghost of Rodney King approves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silhouetted oil worker
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Elderly adults are having so much sex on cruises that STDs have skyrocketed. Now try to get that image out of your head
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
CNN: Let's ask people on Twitter to give us questions to ask a panel of cops. There's no way this could backfire
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(190)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Freak tire swing accident kills man. Goodyear? No, the worst
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
G.I. Joe's theme park rolls into town. "This will be themed towards our veterans. The theme is around our forces and their tremendous sacrifice for this country; its part of an 'Apocalypse Now' type theme"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In London, hipsters are OVER and cutesters are the in thing. "The hipster is more concerned with attitude and authenticity. The cutester is friendly and open and aware that fun usually comes at the expense of cool"
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Woman claims she raised a baby Bigfoot, also has evidence but will never reveal it: "The only reason I wanted to tell you my story is to show the world these animals are beautiful creatures. But I would never, ever, betray my best friends"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologists in Egypt unearth million-mummy cemetery. Lucky stiffs
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Goodwill opens hipster-targeted thrift boutique in Anaheim that makes point to stock only "rare" clothing, skinny jeans, flannel, and vintage scarves and handbags
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"I'm a black Mormon, so there's no way I could be racist," said the guy who posted on Facebook that we should start killing white police officers
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(99)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Landline phone service could be at risk in Illinois, which is bad news for the three people who still have it
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(43)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Today's law enforcement shooting and killing of an unarmed mentally ill person who was asleep is brought to you by the Riverside County Sheriff's Department
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The real culprits behind climate change: squirrels
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(37)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
If the "outdoors" consists of your walk to your car, here's everything you'll need to know about tracking animals in the snowy woods
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