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Sat November 01, 2014
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama man robs four Subway sandwich shops because he was outraged the Jared diet didn't work
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Fri October 31, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia urges its medical workers to volunteer to help with the Ebola outbreak, as it's safer than being in the same continent as all the wildlife of Australia
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Finland's first suspected Ebola patient confirmed to have the same strain of Ebola as everybody else suspected of having Ebola
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(19)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And now for your Halloween enjoyment, here's a 4-acre spider web inside a building
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(io9)
 
 
 
Amateur sleuth believes the Zodiac Killer will soon be unmasked. No, really. This time for sure
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man rowing across Atlantic attacked by pirates of the Caribbean, claims he only managed to survive once the pirates were attacked and killed by Disney copyright lawyers
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Before you go trick-or-treating, here's I-Mockery's ultimate guide to the Halloween candies of 2014
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your MONTHLY L.A. FARKER MEET-UP happens FRIDAY, NOV. 7th @ TRiP SANTA MONICA, ~8:00-ish
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(Fark)
 
 
 
WeHoe Fark party
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Since Ebola probably isn't going to kill you after all, it's time to fearmonger about exploding TV stands
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man found to have 5 million porn images, or as Farkers would say, "an amateur"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy playin' it cool
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nostalgic for London? Buy one of these paint cans full of London air and, presto, Bob's your uncle
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(19)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Why is there a huge masturbation billboard over Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles?
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(61)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Police checking woman's phone for evidence of drug trafficking find instead videos of her having sex with a dog. AWKWARD
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There are a lot of scary things going on in West Africa right now. Ebola, Boko Haram, Jamie Oliver, Burkina Faso. Wait, what?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-violence organizers arrested for beating roommate. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife to stab someone with
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(St. John's Telegram)
 
 
 
Mentally ill man who stabbed a child on a soccer field will undergo more tests to make sure he's not faking it
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
As if Halloween wasn't scary enough: A guide to Homeowners' Liability for Injury to Trick or Treaters. Why yes, I am a blast at parties, why do you ask?
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Hen plays chicken with traffic and wins
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(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who will we be coloring today, children? Could it be... SATAN
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(UPI)
 
 
 
French town surrenders, bans anyone over the age of 12 from dressing up as a clown for Halloween to avoid crimes committed by "evil clowns"
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(24)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Americans spent $350 million on Halloween costumes this year. For their dogs
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
According to Pew survey, 6% of atheists believe in God. Where's Inigo Montoya when you need him?
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(103)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good Samaritans help gather cash from armored truck spill.... Hey, where'd they go?
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The problem with that video?" White people. Well, the absence of white people
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(Some Carver)
 
 
 
It's your Annual Fark Jack-O-Lantern Photoshop contest
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(38)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Police seize a million dollars in Halloween candy
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
According to a survey you are more likely to use your phone as an alarm clock than a phone
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Monroe, MI Police need your help to find a missing white girl dressed like Batman's "Poison Ivy" who apparently left a costume party with Clark Duke
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Guy with Down Syndrome celebrating his 30th birthday is a huge Kid Rock fan, invites the singer to stop by. Kid Rock does--and sings him "Happy Birthday" and gives him signed photos and badass guitar
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Imma let you finish, but Kanye West in law school is the greatest parody Twitter account of all time"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, the Halloween Edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Don't worry about the scary screaming, that's just people looking at their scores
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo explodes and crashes during a test flight
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(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember, guys, 'no' means 'no', and 'she's been spayed' does not mean 'yes'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli cartoonist, under fire for drawing Netanyahu flying a plane into an American building, claims he was unaware that Americans may be 'sensitive' about 9/11
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
In terms of calories, one glass of wine = a donut and one can of beer = 3/4 hamburger. So every time you go out, you are effectively having an all-you-can-eat McDonalds and Krispy Kreme binge you fat bastard
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(Time)
 
 
 
Nothing is more terrifying this Halloween than the coming end of Daylight Savings time. Which will no doubt murder your family
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
While you were having trouble carving out a pair of eyes and a funny mouth on your pumpkin, this guy carved the Rosetta Stone on one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With all the mysteries surrounding MH370, the one thing you can be sure of is that someone would sue everyone in sight
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nurse Nina Pham's dog does not have Ebola. How safe is your dog? Find out after weather and sports
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(54)
 
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Putin boob pics on Instagram is fine, but when it's a woman, they Handler differently (might be not safe for work)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight of North America's oldest distilleries. Yes, it's a slide show, but it's not so bad if you're drinking grain alcohol
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Timburrrrrrrrrr-ouch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tonight for Halloween you might hear some spooky stories, but this Australian surfer lived one. You might want to grab a new pair of pants for this
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bust of John Denver missing after heavy metal ball. Skipper inconsolable
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
USA: Nobody can be dumber or more fearful about Ebola than us. Best Korea and Russia: Challenge accepted
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(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Monty Python's biggest fan said earlier this year he wanted to meet a beautiful woman almost half his age who was as fanatical about the comic group as he is. No chance, we thought. But just look what happened
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Research shows a hot drink can make you seem friendlier. Alcoholic drinks still the only ones that make you seem more attractive
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(32)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most popular Halloween candy in each state. Come on, New Mexico, get with the program
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
California waited less than 24 hours to actually mandatorily quarantine an Ebola doctor. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Fantasy hunting trip goes awry when three Des Plaines men get sick after eating a wild boar. "They looked so bad we could only recognize them by their tattoos," said a wife of one of the men
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(188)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Study finds 30% of shrimp products mislabeled. Bubba, Forrest inconsolable
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon family makes elaborate costumes for boy in wheelchair. What, going out as simple Captain Pike wasn't good enough anymore?
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(33)
 
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this superhero
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(17)
 
(Futuramen)
 
 
 
The season is upon us again: this is your annual Fark Scary Story Thread. Link goes to links for previous years' scary story threads. You submitted this with an Ebola and/or political headline
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"HOLY SMOKE, isn't that Jesus? Look busy"
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christian decapitates friend because he practiced "witchcraft." Sounds like he snorted a pillar of bath salts
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(391)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Lee Harvey Oswald's alleged girlfriend writes book claiming they were both working undercover in New Orleans. Unknown why she sat on this intel for 51 freakin' years
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(85)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eleven Americans die at work every day. Enjoy your Friday
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(152)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Survey finds life satisfaction higher in richer nations than poor nations, light satisfaction higher during daytime than at night
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worried about your kids eating too much Halloween candy? Here's how to replace the candy-focused consumerism of Halloween with toy-focused consumerism
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(Metro)
 
 
 
At least from this perp's mugshot, you can tell what he wants to do in life
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