18' 8" Burmese python, about 10 pair of boots, caught on side of the road
Amazing: Matching all six Powerball numbers. Fark: On a ticket you bought too late
Photoshop Dr. Tobias Fünke, who is ready to be inserted anywhere
Oklahoma tornado thread continued. LGT live updates/streaming
Attention all highly experienced, seasoned employees of RollingStone.com: your new boss is the 22-year-old son of the owner. Have a great day
ACTUAL HEADLINE: Big rig carrying fruit crashes on 210 Freeway, creates jam
Who knows what evil lurks in this week's Mugshot Roundup? The Shadow knows
Police round up two baby goats running in traffic ... *sigh* ... kids these days
How many people does it take to 'rescue' a naked college girl out for a hike high on mushrooms? a: 10, b: 20 or c: 35
Large tornado on ground right now -in- OKC
Attention all straight people with children, anything with the word "gay" in it is "inappropriate for kids," says anti-gay activist John Stemberger who is fighting to keep you-know-what out of the Boy Scouts
Photoshop this man and his fine hat (link fixed, not that it really matters)
Educators worry that students pretending to assassinate each other could lead to real violence, re-enacting other crappy Anthony Edwards movies
Not news: Woman can't find changing table for infant News: Staff gets upset when she changes diaper on Starbucks table Fark: Husband dumps coffee on floor, gestures were exchanges, police were called. Tag is for everyone involved
Dear Americans, please stop eating healthy. Sincerely, the Food Industry
Manager of Chicago's Navy Pier rides Ferris wheel to world record, gets off and tumbles into water
Someone bravely tried the new Taco Bell breakfast tacos so you don't have to
Blind gunslinger is told he's hitting his targets "80 or something percent" these days, up from 20% accuracy, in about a half second. Just tap the top of the target and get the hell out of the way... FAST
Here's a story, of a lovely reunion, 40 years after they were at Kings Island Park with their folks, one with hair of gold, like her mother, the other two men all alone
23-year-old man's attempt to turn his 9-year-old daughter into his chauffeur fails
It doesn't make math any easier, but Barbie is trading in her Mailbu home for a more sophisticated one in Manhattan. "It's a place for her to meet with great minds"
Nigerian forces hunting Islamist rebels kill seventeen members of Boko Haram. You'll never hear "A whiter shade of pale" played live again
Three people figure out a way around those pesky background checks at the gun store
CBS' Bob Schieffer to administration, "This isn't Watergate, so why are you acting exactly like the Nixon administration did when faced with Watergate?"
A restraining order against a crazy ex-girlfriend doesn't do you any good if she still has the key to your house
Couple flying to Dakar learn what it's like to be airline baggage
Fox News CEO Roger Ailes wins award for 'visionary of American journalism'. In other news, Tim Tebow named NFL player of the decade
"The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals"
Video camera set up to record ghosts captures evidence of paramoural activity
Usually, if your soon-to-be father-in-law doesn't approve of you, he will tell you to your face, not stab you. Usually
LivingSocial's gun-shooting events do not mix shooting with booze... at least, not in the "Hey, y'all, hold my beer and watch this" sense of things
Justin Bieber loses his monkey at midnight. This is not code for his virginity
Turns out AP wasn't the only news outlet Obama was tapping, FOX News also was spied on. Come on Obama, you just completed the right-wing conspiracy trifecta in just two weeks, At least make it hard for them
ADHD linked to adult obesity, study fi...ooh, donut
The coolest looking subway stations in the world. Suck it Jarod
If it wasn't for the neck tattoos and the tattoo under his right eye, maybe the officer would have believed him when he insisted that the meth found inside his sock was left there by his friend
While Congress goes back and forth over how to solve the nation's financial problems, four specialized mechanics in Florida are quietly saving the Air Force millions each year
Gospel singer files glass action lawsuit against McDonald's for ruining her singing voice
Long-time Obama speechwriter, Jon Favreau says that Obama is different, and handles crisis different. Also mentioned that he might still be experiencing PTSD from the New York fight with Loki
Video shows Florida men harassing manatees
If you've been in the oncology wards of these hospitals, cancer might not be your biggest concern
Bad Chinese food causes man to get arrested for running from runs. Police let him go an hour later
With nukyuler extortion not currently paying the bills, Best Korea again playing the kidnapping card
"Dude that's harsh, why is it always about the money? How much is my legal marijuana habit going to cost me again?"
Want to really piss a woman off? Swipe the purse with her phone inside...and her gun, and badge
UK children 'need early porn warnings.' Because telling a kid, "No" has never fanned the flames
Photoshop something interesting happening on this river. Difficulty: No you know who
(Some Guy)
According to Porter Stansberry, we're all doomed. Again
Men with iron bar rob UK delivery van. Inanimate carbon rod vows to bring the perps to justice. In rod we trust
Flower show for millionaires allows garden gnomes for the first time
How to save money while dining out on the town if you're the sort of cheap bastard who should just be eating at home, anyway
A good roommate will tolerate a lot of things. Giving away his beer to somebody else is not one of them
Behold the Pedal Pub. "Within the last few years, human-powered taverns have become fixtures in more than two-dozen U.S. cities." What could possibly go wrong?
Manager: "Hey guys, could you go and use replay to see if this double was actually foul?" Umpires: "Sure... oh, wait... it's really a home run"
New study shows that the poor are more concentrated in suburban, not urban, areas
Don't you hate it when you come home and you're a little drunk and your mom gets so mad she hides your bottle of spiced rum so you start breaking her stuff and she calls police? And also you're 30 when all this takes place
Carnegie Mellon study says that digital multitasking makes people dumber. Finally, an explanation for every post on Facebook and Twitter,
Best Korea fires 6th missile into the sea. Reports say that the Ocean is winning but is taking on water
Saturday, May 18th: The state of Iowa has gone 358 days without a tornado. Sunday, May 19th: The state of Iowa has gone 0 days without a tornado
Having to calm down the teller is sign No. 1 that your bank robbery is going badly
Chicken and ale theft. It's your Mugshot Roundup in the 1870s
The twelve most significant moments in the history of pizza. Missing from the list: the advent of superior Chicago-Style pizza
