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Thu July 24, 2014
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Note to self: Never order a Flaming Lamborghini at the bar
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Woman in sleepy, 60s-era planned community of Reston, VA learns that "supporting an al-Shabaab terror cell" is most *definitely* a violation of HOA covenants
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Best. Jail. In. The. World
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(Fortune)
 
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Pilots battle against Walmart-ing of airline industry (Featured Partner)
 
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When the government orders you to tear down a giant driftwood tower you built in the woods, you should react like any sane person and declare the land a micronation
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Think the dating scene is hard now? Just wait until you're forced to smell bags of used t-shirts at the bars to find someone you might be compatible with
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"You Dutch? You want to know what happened to the plane? I tell you. It fell out of the sky. Just like that shiat happens"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sun-Sentinel's Question of the Day: Should being fat automatically be a get out of jail free card?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naked college guys robble robble a restaurant
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
One-eyed man claims optician discriminated against him because he refused to give him an eye test at half price
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Problem: Need $150 million for your project because US investors see it as a giant failure in the making. Solution: Allow rich Chinese to buy-in through federal program in exchange for green cards
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you and your buddy are going to commit a home invasion at a rooming house with two pipes taped together to look like a shotgun, be prepared for the guy sleeping there to recognize your stupidity and fight to defend the $13 he's carrying
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Aberdeen doctors find sex toy in woman ... that had been there for 10 YEARS
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(Zanesville Times Recorder)
 
 
 
City still working to confiscate man's therapy ducks
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're an artist, it's one thing if you manipulate bees to build trippy-looking beehives inside plexiglass. But do you really need to bring a handful of bees to your face so you can purposely be stung during a performance?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"How many Daily News reporters does it take to not fact check a story?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In prison you learn real-life street smarts like how to shank a man, ways to make your own moonshine, and the art of couponing
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(Baristanet)
 
 
 
News: Dog shot in encounter with cop. Fark: Cop shot in encounter with dog
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(Marina City Online)
 
 
 
Condo association sued for million bucks for being, well, assholes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Methodist church may split in the middle because of homosexuality
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Leaving babies in the car. New Hotness: Leaving your mom locked in the car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin finally gets her name at the top of the ticket
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're so drunk you confuse the cabin door on your flight with the restroom?
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bright idea
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Snowden Ukraine ebay manpad H5N1 wild tunnels lead lined shipping containers NSA TOR Taliban fissile airport onion network Flight 800 AK-47 BIEBER yellow cake silk road
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Limerick/ Who stepped out back with an exposed dick/ He looked at two girls in a pool/ Which they thought was not cool/ And now a new lawyer he must pick
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
F*ck it, I'm never leaving my apartment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA gives Air Israel green light to clear runway
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, don't wear a shirt with your first name on it
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man returns home from a two-day vacation to find a family living there because they fell for a real-estate scam
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines: Complain about our service on social media? Kiss your reserved seat good-bye until you delete the complaint
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 481: "The Path Less Taken 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arizona carries out an execution with a controversial new drug in which the condemned prisoner took nearly 2 hours to die
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"China's censors seem to have banned internet reports about a giant inflatable toad floating in a Beijing park, amid mockery on social media comparing it to ex-president Jiang Zemin" (pic)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple does the time warp, moves back to the 1950s to save what's left of their marriage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father and son 'round the world' flight ends in tragedy as their plane goes down after leaving Pago Pago in American Samoa. The son was going for a "youngest pilot" record
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
How to get banned from a doughnut shop? Just have your 4-year-old ask a non-pregnant woman if she has a baby in her belly. Yeah, that should do it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old Bay. Donut. Fried Chicken. Sandwich
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
911, what's your emergency? Yes, this is cat
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(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
Shine your shoes, wash your face, and put on your drinking panties because Hop-Con 2: The w00tstout 2.0 launch festival is finally here tonight at 7PM PST in beautiful San Diego
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia's alternative theories about MH17 show they've watched the 1st season of Sherlock. Expect further updates from them as Netflix expands its BBC selection
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's over a hundred in Phoenix today, so the local news station does the only reasonable thing and anchors the show from a desk made of ice
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this napper
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The blue and gold penis was visible from satellite imagery"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With today's recall, GM has likely recalled nearly every model in its portfolio since the beginning of the year
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Deep fried Doritos debut at Southern California fairs. The junk food Singularity approaches
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(Your4State)
 
 
 
Biggest thing I ever choked as a teenage boy was a chicken
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
In 1951, the FBI thought the Soviets might be hiding an atomic bomb somewhere in New York City
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(ArkLaTex Homepage)
 
 
 
Grab your ketchup, it's National Hot Dog Day
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
New dating site matches users through their DNA. Promises to be more accurate than living in Arkansas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're dressed up as a park ranger and kicking dogs while taking pictures of women, the Marin County Sheriff's Office in California would like a word with you
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How solar-equipped donkeys are changing the lives of Turkish shepherds. No Mad-Libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green planet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon vandals use donuts and other pastries to deface private property. Police officers from seven western states volunteer to assist with the crime scene
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian mayor dies after being ATTACKED BY WASPS
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You might be a little hyperbolic if you describe the pruning of some trees presenting a road hazard as "murderous"
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(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the record holder for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most teeth extracted from one person is not British
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The best breakfast sandwich in America is located in Washington, D.C. Finally, a reason to go there
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
F*ck it, I'll just walk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What does a 20 percent chance of rain REALLY mean?
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(Texas Monthly BBQ)
 
 
 
A love of BBQ and caring for your fellow man. Two great things that go great together
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dr. Sheik Khan, who was leading the fight against the Ebola outbreak in West Africa, has become its latest victim. Also, is that a badass name or what?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
AP: "BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Einhoven"
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(University of Washington)
 
 
 
Now pay attention: Oso disaster had its roots in earlier landslides. Recovery will require three special steps
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas city's 'Toilet-To-Tap' program begins. Bear Grylls seen shopping for homes in the area
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted in New Orleans: Show us your tits. New mantra: Give us your butts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It took a decision by a government tribunal to make it official, but now it is: pyramid-shaped tea bags are actually better than square or round ones
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge refuses to release a 551 pound man from house arrest. His wife was crushed
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
When trying to flee from police it would probably be smart to avoid the Law Enforcement Training Academy instead of driving right in to it like this idiot
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Insurance companies insist motorized scooters need to be covered under vehicle policies. Those rascals will do anything to make a buck
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The text is coming from UNDER THE BED
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Geico has this house covered
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam wanted for questioning
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Writer who can't get laid because the internet ruined sex, decides that internet is also ruining his love of meteorology. Forever alone
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
What should you do if you're feeling a bit hot? A) Have a cool drink? B) Switch the air-con on? C) Gouge your eyes out?
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog owner interrupts alligator's would-be snack
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(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that the voices you hear while hallucinating are dependent on your culture. Farkers hear slurred voices wondering where the bottle opener went
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption these unlikely neighbors at the San Diego Zoo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ukraine shoots down two of its own fighter jets in order to make the rebels look bad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is only one way to save Gaza, Israel, and Palestine. And it doesn't involve the words "glass parking lot"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. officials: Look, we have no "direct link" between Russia and the Russian-built missile fired by Russian-backed rebels in a former Russian-ally, but we're working on it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: When life hands you lemons
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Reporter who rifled through Malaysia Airlines crash victim's luggage says "I crossed the line." Apparently that was never covered in Journalism 101
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(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Police seek men who stole 144 pairs of lingerie. Gross
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(Fark)
 
 
 
2nd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 23, 6pm - SOLD OUT - After Zoo Info
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest thing that is considered hazardous and will kill us all: Eight hours of sleep
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Banksy does it and it's considered pricey art. Rodriguez-Cruz does it and is facing felony criminal mischief charges with damage totaling more than $23,000
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know which one is creepier, the couple having sex on the beach in front of several people or the person who recorded them having sex on the beach in front of several people
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Failed robber sues the pizzeria workers he tried to stick up, claiming that he is the real victim
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(Fox News Insider)
 
 
 
Days without a sinkhole, 0. Another day in the life of a Floridian
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Monocles across Britain shattered as they fell to the floor and women collapsed onto fainting couches as it was announced the Queen's horse tested positive for morphine
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
After a hellish year in a brutal Norwegian prison, Anders Breivik has renounced violence
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