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Fri March 06, 2015
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bailey and his missing testicle
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This artist likes to work with pencils. By carving minute sculptures into the tips of the lead
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan congressman suggests we could solve the nation's homeless problem by unleashing packs of wild wolves
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
'I'm burning for Jesus. Pass me the OxyContin'
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Law enforcement holds a press conference to announce they've discovered that as marijuana becomes more legal in the United States, the less the Mexican cartels are smuggling it into the country
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Now two women have come forward to say Massage Envy employees rubbed them the wrong way
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Since malls and retail in general are doing so well, the owners of Mall of America are proposing an even larger mall for Miami
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(The New American)
 
 
 
"With four American states so far having defied the United Nations and the federal government by ending marijuana prohibition, the UN's army of drug warriors is meeting in Vienna to plan a response, demand obedience to its global drug-control regime"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Group of Sheriffs from Colorado join Kansas and Nebraska to sue the state of Colorado, ask courts to strike down legal marijuana laws, because WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Italian teacher who posed for nude pics told she can keep her job. MAMA MIA (Not safe for work images in article)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese woman, the world's oldest person, turns 117. Which means if she lived in the U.S. she would be just a few years shy of being able to think about retirement
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Thu March 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Speed dating. For seniors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China is about to build Pakistan a pair of unproven nuclear reactors in a tsunami and earthquake zone, right next to a densely populated city with a growing terrorism problem. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"There are no laws in existence that protect the rights of people whose photographs have unwittingly become internet memes." Well, that's what happens when you huff gold paint or look like you're a crazy stalker
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Train carrying crude oil derails and is on fire. This is not a repeat from last month. Or last year
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(Westword)
 
 
 
We've all tried to get into a car in a parking lot only to find it wasn't ours. However, we haven't all been stabbed over it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No sledding, no peace
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this king sized candy
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida cops hunt suspect in brazen daylight aerophone heist
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Workers set to demolish house accidentally demolish house
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The latest thing you probably haven't heard about? Western hipsters are calling themselves "lumbersexuals," and that's OK
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man may move cross-country just for house that can contain his huge organ
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver is calling it for Obamacare
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daesh nimrods bulldoze ancient town of Nimrud and its 3,000 year-old palace
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(Jalopnik)
 
NewsFlash
 
Han solo he hit the ground
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Something old, something new, something ISIS, and something ... what the fark?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Even the bears in Russia are alcoholic. Two bears from Sochi to enter rehab
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Police suspect the highway heist of an unmarked gold bar transport that was robbed immediately after pulling over at an unannounced stop might have been an inside job. Obvious tag impressed by fine police work
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you make your own pasta? How about the sauce to go with it? Share your perfect way to serve up a great pasta dish and keep 'em coming for more
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money you damn, dirty ape
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
"Police in Basildon are hunting a gang of men who attacked a woman with baseball bats and a knife while she was giving birth"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
El Niño es tarde para el trabajo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals that optimists live longer. Pessimists just end up getting proven right
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peeper
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Britain's security agencies should look to recruit more middle-aged women and mothers to be new spies and should target websites popular with parents to find them"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you ever experienced the phenomena of forgetting or blanking on how to spell simple words like "the," "wheat," or "defenestrate," you've suffered from the common condition known as "Wordnesia"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not police riot squad training until some idiot sets himself on fire with a molotov cocktail
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the man who can get drunk on ... french fries?
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(Orange News)
 
 
 
"Nominations are now open for the annual Shed of the Year contest in which Britons each year show their eccentric affection for their garden refuges"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man caught with 1,000 erectile dysfunction tablets won't face hard time
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Giant robots brought in to direct traffic in Kinshasa: "People don't respect the traffic police," said one Congolese taxi driver. "We should respect the robot" (pic)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
High school chemistry teacher who tried to join ISIS jailed for six years. Shoulda stuck to making meth
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(io9)
 
 
 
Field cameras catch deer eating birds. Wait, WHY ARE DEER EATING BIRDS?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail: Where online journalism rock bottom is the ceiling
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(The Roosevelts)
 
 
 
* HIC * Here comes the science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're in the cult that's leaving decapitated animal heads all over Sacramento, the police would really like you to knock it off before you summon one of the Great Old Ones
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Not news: Two dead bodies found at funeral home. News: Hidden above ceiling tiles
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's nice, but let me call my brother, he's an expert on cars crashing into pawn shops
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Chicken McNuggets will soon have less antibiotics. Unclear if they will have chicken
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe that redheads may be genetically superior. Redheads have always believed this
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dog rescued after being shot and tied to tracks. Suspect is identified as wearing all black with a black hat, cape and a handlebar moustache
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Liberia: Proudly ebola-free for one day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Ecuador's radical grammar vigilantes are on a mission to correctly punctuate the country's graffiti"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Delta flight attempts to toboggan back to Atlanta from New York
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It is not everyday you go hunting and you happen to stumble upon a 10,000-year-old baby rhino frozen along your path
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Don't you turn my brown eyes (sizzle sizzle) blue'
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Police sent to save distressed kid in gorge. Turns out to be wrong sort of kid
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Jodi Arias verdict livestream
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Man smokes horse and weed, but not in that order
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(ABC)
 
 
 
North Korea offers condolences over attack on U.S. Ambassador to Other Korea. Haha, just kidding, official state media calls it a "knife-attack shower of justice"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York adds Islamic holidays to school calendar. Woohoo, more days off. Wait, what day was Mohammed born? And when was his crucifixion?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is this the Fark squirrel making the best of the winter storms? It's certainly drunk enough
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you ask homeless people if they just dropped some money. Their answers are probably more honest than yours would have been
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ringling Brothers Circus agrees to stop featuring elephants due to allegations of abuse, elephants declare they will never forget
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen who woke up paralyzed now suddenly walking and running again. Jesus Christ wanted for questioning
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyer opens trial by admitting his client blew up Boston Marathon. Check back today for admission that his client caused global warming and Honey Boo Boo
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Russia is planning to build a new giant aircraft carrier, but it will never happen because Soviet aircraft carriers were built in Ukraine
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fully unearthed Easter Island statue
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Investigation finds Ferguson police are driven by racism and profits. So... they're a typical cop shop?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You can now blame your low SAT score, work place injuries, and heart attacks on daylight saving time
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman who caused an accident that killed her daughter and her two nieces was busy chatting on Facebook while driving, claim prosecutors. Like this post?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
To all the Jewish Farkers; Happy Purim. To all the Gentile Farkers, Purim is the Jewish Holiday that is a cross between St. Patrick's day, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Thanksgiving, April Fools, and the Jewish tradition of tons of good food
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(Eater)
 
 
 
3 words: PEEPS FLAVORED MILK
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the lab octopus you're taking pictures of snatches the camera out of your hands and starts taking pictures of you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC Fox affiliate's perky blonde gun advocate/reporter may have exaggerated a *teeny-tiny* bit when she talked about fending off a home invader and 15 of his druggy, thuggy friends while unarmed
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Council advertises general hand job, you up for it?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out companies who advertise cheap divorces over the internet might be as trustworthy as your no-good-for-nothing ex-husband
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Private schools do more harm than good; ergo, we should send children to public schools because at least they teach viable sexual education classes
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Hey pal get your own bridge to suicide on, I'm here first"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is There
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for simple battery after going up to random people, grabbing them and slapping them because...well, he doesn't need a reason other than Florida
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mother's Day would not be the same if you didn't shop for gifts on Groupon. Please think of your Mom
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hi, this is Microsoft tech support. Your computer has been infected with a virus, and if you don't let me in to fix it, I'm going to send assassins from Canada to fix you
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 513: "Wallpaper This II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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