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Thu September 18, 2014
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Let's get wasted while we're taking care of a busload of schoolkids What could possibly go wrong?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Insurance industry kept awake nights during hurricane season due to the increasing likelihood of their worst nightmare: a $100 billion superstorm that could blow in any day EVERYBODY PANIC
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(KSPR Springfield)
 
 
 
Student suspended until January after school officials found a notebook with details about a hit list and mass shootings. Did I say 'hit list' and 'mass shootings'? I meant cannibis
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to tell it might be a redneck wedding? It takes seven police departments to break up the brawl that ensues
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dogs found to have mental abilities of five-month-old babies, although they think more about steak
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of senators call for resignation of NFL pro football player; wait did I say 'NFL pro football player'? I meant federal judge accused of beating his wife in an Atlanta hotel room last month
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police say a man used a banana to rob a store. This never would have happened if the cashier had a pointed stick or a 16-ton weight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poverty rate in the U.S. falls to 14.5%. The other 85.5% of Americans are still just a paycheck away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS captures sixteen villages. Duchies, Hamlets on high alert
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My eleven year-old daughter has discovered what I will euphemistically refer to as my 'back massager' and has gone...exploring. Is that wrong? Should I stop this? Do you still believe these questions are real?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flaming horseback rider
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Scotland do what William Wallace couldn't? Will Britain shuffle off this mortal coil and cease to be? Will the Scots save Scotland from the Scots because the Scots f*cked it bloody well up? This is your Scottish Independence Referendum Thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can now buy Ebola blood on the black market
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Irish paper covers Scotland's vote for independence from England live from the intertubes. Wales
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(io9)
 
 
 
Would you like to know what foods are popular in which states, and only those states? I thought you would
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Despite what Fox News is always telling you, the United States is not even close to being the happiest country on the planet
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(UPI)
 
 
 
This three-eyed calf is an incarnation of Shiva? HOLY COW
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
There are now over a billion websites on the internet, some of which aren't porn
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
First thing to do after buying a new car? A) call your friends, B) proudly take a short drive, or C) take off that dealer license plate frame
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six middle school children hospitalized after a classmate brings pills to show and tell
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs Headline: Couple's threesome with homeless man turns violent with hamburger meat
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace where never lark nor even eagle flew-and, while with silent lifting mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand, and touched the face of
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The only problem using drum circles to treat troubled teenagers, is that they sound a lot cooler when you're high
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 489: "Challenge Accepted". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Live rundown of anti-terror operation in Sydney, 800 police officers involved. Plot to behead member of the public revealed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why waste valuable time while waiting to pick the schoolchildren up in your coach, just perform a sex act on yourself
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
It's not a tum...wait a moment. I'm being told by my producer that it is, in fact, a tumor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scotland could end up becoming England's Mexico. Or Canada, not sure
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
"First rule: Don't burn the driver's armpit hair, especially when the vehicle's moving"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So...who gets Scotland's nuclear arsenal? Or will they just sell it to the highest bidder in order to have some kind of capital to fall back on?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Woman successfully boards plane to NYC, despite having a boarding pass with another person's name on it. A man's name, no less
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan teenager describes her relationship with her parents as "better...we actually have a stronger relationship, now." That's after trying to burn her house down after her arranged engagement to a dude overseas
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(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disapproving baby
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mobile Fark has a new look - come check it out and let us know what you think
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Parent Television Council has watched hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of naked people on television in order to come up with the conclusion that there are way too many naked people on television
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who is the last surviving food taster for Adolf Hitler
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(ABC)
 
 
 
From the "Seriously, what the fark is wrong with people?" File: women increasingly undergoing plastic surgery to remove their "boot bulge" which is basically any suggestion that the human calf is rounded in any way
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Moving a child from southern Sudan to a wealthy L.A. school reduces their measles and pertussis risk. Wait. Reverse that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is evil, and then there is "Hell is building a whole new wing just for you": 15 children have reportedly died in rebel-held areas of Syria after receiving vaccination with a measles vaccine that was apparently tainted or deliberately poisoned
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline "Passenger Shaming" is now a thing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada has the 'Looney'. The US has the 'Greenback'. What's a good name for an independent Scotland's new currency?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Worker falls through roof during London fashion show. Models all remain expressionless
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
$68 million in meth and heroin smuggled in fish shipment. Customs officials reportedly became suspicious as the frozen fillets were still twitching
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
You can tell by the pixels, Beyoncé
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You may have taken your metal detecting hobby too far when the bomb disposal robot turns up at the door (with awesome Man Cave pics)
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Health officials concerned that kids are getting too much physical activity outside
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity: "My dad hit me with a strap and I'm okay"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
DC Farkers: Let's get everyone's favorite penguin scientist drunk before we have to dump him on his flight home. 3:30PM this Friday, 9/19 @ Gordon Biersch on F St
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Hospital admits patient even though she drove through the wall instead of paying for an ambulance ride like she was supposed to
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Coloring Challenge: Master Level
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption Challenge: How many home hazards can YOU find in this picture
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man claims he woke up in a field full of donkeys near Roswell with his memory wiped, which probably had nothing to do with heavy drinking the night before
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Austrian traffic cop covered in manure by poop bomb planted at speed trap, "crappy day" puns likely to follow
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ebola cases could double every three weeks... at least until West Africa is devoid of human life
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when a human head falls out of the garbage bag you are carrying? Don't get mad, get Glad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Now, once more, I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be.' Arthur Uther Pendragon joins the fight to save the Union
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Occupy Wall Street finally does something useful
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Bertha is stuck in the mud. BORING
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man litters NYC looking for a date. Why can't he use Craigslist like the rest of the losers?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
When your dog goes missing there are two places you need to look: one is "out back" and the other is Florida
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Nik Wallenda plans tight rope walk over the Chicago River. Locals: It's a long shot, but we'll get him
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(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
Secretary of State walks into a bar in Tel Aviv and orders a beer. The bartender brings him ISIS
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What to do when the local KFC burns down? Have the store manager charter a bus to a KFC in the next town over, of course
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"How we botched the first predator mission." Damn cloaking devices
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda's new South Asia wing almost took over a Pakistani frigate, but Pakistani Navy got lucky with a hit on A1
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Victims able to vividly describe attack weapon after being assaulted with cake
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your beer gets skunked?
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(Boobies)
 
 
 
If you're going to pack your bags for a "one way trip" to jihad in Syria, don't burn your passport because you may have a change of heart and someday want to go home
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Weed be gone
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
That's odd--Drew never has a second cup of coffee at home
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
In Russia, the head of the Orthodox church gets a fighter jet
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pornhub, YouPorn, and Redtube team up to fight for Net Neutrality. "No one wants to wait for porn to load. You're almost there and then-buffering. Moment ruined"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, Washington DC -- your own local news channel, ABC 7, has new ownership who is going to turn the station conservative in an effort to shield you from the harm caused by the liberal media's propaganda
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Unified School District: "Okay, we'll give back the grenade launchers, but we're keeping the rifles and the MRAP"
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(York Press, UK)
 
 
 
Frustrated baker ends up in court for head-butting sausage roll machine
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corinthian Colleges accused of victimizing students, forcing them to manufacture soft leather products for Chrysler Cordobas
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(61)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
First date ends with man dead, woman hospitalized, pick-up truck crashed. Mama and dog inconsolable
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at how prisons got taken over by gangs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are shut down and residents on edge as multiple agencies search for the "survivalist" shooter of the PA state trooper barracks. Bonus -4,600 link with factual and grammatical errors
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If police have video of you right before you assaulted two gay men, you might want to delete homophobic slurs from your Facebook wall, along with check-ins and photos of you at a nearby restaurant in the same clothes from the video
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big blue marble
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If a monologue from Glenn Beck about Ebola includes the phrase "Call me crazy," you can bet that it will be
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(115)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Texas judge cited Walter Sobchak in a legal decision, also adding, mark it zero
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(50)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
There's a new crime fighter in Oakland, and his name is Buddha
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
When you break into a tattoo parlor, cover the piece the owner did last month
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What better way to save dogs than to erect a giant billboard with a picture of a golden retriever that says "KILLTHISDOG.COM"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Grab your pitchfork, the American Gothic house up for rent again
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(33)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as the ceremonial key to Wellington, New Zealand has been returned after being stolen
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(24)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
In 1964 grocery store managers received a message that this Pop-Tart thingy should in no way be thought of as a breakfast cereal. Now it turns fifty
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(108)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Headline: Global warming likely to cause colder and snowier winters. Come on, you're just screwing with us now, right?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Formerly cute young French lady loses fight with high-pressure hydraulic line, it would seem based on the first photo
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