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Wed August 24, 2016
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(The Indy Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
Large tornado on the ground east of Indianapolis. Kokomo already hit. Link is to live stream on WRTV
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Zombie coral reef comes back to life. ZOMBIE CORAL
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
In her sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox news former anchor Andrea Tantaros describes the network as a "a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in..indecency". Unclear if she is complaining or doing recruiting work for them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently assisting a convicted felon in escaping to another country and impeding law enforcement efforts to retrieve the felon in question is worth less confinement time than smoking weed in your own home
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
There are some things the office of Mayor is empowered to do, but tweeting 'no justice, no peace' and trying to incite a riot isn't one of them
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Visit the eerie ghost town of Cairo, Illinois. Enjoy the pyramids of poverty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warren, OH man takes "Dicks out for Harambe" a little too seriously
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Captain Kirk somewhere interesting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A bunch of folks who gave up sex to make Jesus happy are realizing 20 years later that they wasted their lives
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Peru drug mule hottie got plenty of love letters while doing time in Peruvian jail. She also received 8 kittens named after serial killers because that guy was serious about his love
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Much like an employee justifies stealing from a corporation that treated him like human garbage, the Brazil officials got a little extortion happy after the whole Lochte incident
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
University students want cocks, not glocks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Expect to see a whole lot of government-subsidized cheese at your food bank soon. Not a repeat from 1987
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida teen survives brain-eating amoeba infection. To be fair, he had an advantage that someone from another state wouldn't have had
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major US city now virtually crime free thanks to this completely constitutional policing approach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An outraged Congress is demanding an investigation in why the makers of the Epipen have hiked the price of the life-saving drug nearly 400%; but if they really want answers they should ask Sen Manchin (D-WVa) to ask his daughter since she is the CEO
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I only groped that woman's breasts because they were enormous." "Well, that makes sense. Case dismissed"
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Conservative shock jock writes long-winded piece calling Neil DeGrasse Tyson a "horse's astrophysicist" and accuses the scientist of "mocking a 9-year-old." Tyson finds out and writes a rebuttal in the comments section eviscerating the man
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists develops new device that adds specific taste molecules to healthy foods to make them taste more like unhealthy foods (the ones we all like)
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(Hemel Gazette)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad inspired druggie turned his kitchen into a crystal meth lab
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte offered new endorsement deal with the "crowdfunded blowjob robot everyone is talking about"
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Locomotives are BIG and hard to lose. Still, sometimes it takes over a century for one to turn up again
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Best Korea is laying landmines near the the Truce Village, apparently to prevent defections by its soldiers. But seeing as how they are using soldiers to PLANT the mines, they may not have thought this cunning plan all the way through
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today scientists destroyed Pluto
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor survivor who regularly visited the USS Iowa near his home is no longer able to make the trip, so chief selects visit his home and sing 'Anchors Aweigh' in the middle of his residential street. Bonus: He stands and salutes from his porch
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Divorce sucks. Especially for the environment
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'What-a-burglars' have an appetite for crime and fries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to turn the U.S. into a "heap of ashes." People living near the wildfires in California and Washington: "Too late"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
American University of Kabul, Afghanistan, is under attack with explosions and gunfire ongoing. American professors and hundreds of students in danger with an unknown number of casualties
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
At noon on August 24, 79 A.D Mount Vesuvius erupts in southern Italy. Thousands kiss their ash goodbye
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
California soaks up tampon tax
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
No, fugitive FLDS leader Lyle Jeffs did not slip out of his tracking bracelet after he 'experienced the miracle of rapture'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Human beings aren't the only creatures that bully the vulnerable. Many non-human animals do it as well. And in evolutionary terms, it works
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turkey has crossed the Syrian border, having been provoked by repeated ISIS attacks. Russia supports Assad's Syria and hates Turkey after they shot down a wayward Russian jet. If anything goes wrong, Russia backs Syria and US backs Turkey. Ballgame
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nice cop fines woman, forces her to remove clothing at beach
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Gray parrot on the loose in Maine, and it may sound like R2-D2 at times
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pro Unity 3D Game Design course. I can't believe Unity hasn't been taken for a supervillain name yet. Design a game for him/her. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Value of painting plummets after "e" is dropped off the artist's name
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Driver decides it's cheaper to just leave his booted wheels on a New Orleans street and get new rims and tires than pay his fines. With pic of tourists gawking from a streetcar
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American airline travelers set a new record last week: 81 guns confiscated by TSA agents, the most ever in one week. USA USA USA
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man throws boiling water on gay kid and his boyfriend. Just because
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
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(The Japanese)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusually shaped vessel
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coloradans probably don't have to worry about the Zika virus because Colorado mosquitoes are very independent thinking American mosquitoes unlikely to be influenced by illegal alien mosquitoes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 for help after discovering a robber in his home, and the responding cop shoots the first person he sees, who just happened to be the homeowner who just happened to be black
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Myanmar rocked by 6.8 magnitude earthquake. Possible Trifecta shaking in play, feared
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC reporter visits the troglodytes of southern Spain. After that, the kobolds of central France, the bugbears of Holland, the yuan-ti of Brussels, and then the gnolls of Luxembourg
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston needs to decide if they want to be known as HTX or HOU. "I don't want a single, smug Austinite kicking back with his craft beer and his big thick beard and his man bun, saying, 'Look at those Houstonians, they gotta steal from us'"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You'd screw your face up into a snarl too, if you were being defended by an ex-felon "volunteer paralegal"
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmaker wants to regulate local rescuers from the "Cajun Navy" and make them register with the state and pay a fee
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When Chick-Fil-A was financing groups that supported discrimination, fans flocked to it to support their right to finance discrimination. When Chick-Fil-A removed the spicy chicken biscuit from their menu, well that is an outrage worthy of a boycott
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Look, all I'm saying is that when you're handling barrels full of plutonium dissolved in nitric acid, be damn sure you buy the right brand of kitty litter"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gorillas expected to freeze to death this winter, scientists predict
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In a Columbo plot gone wild, woman poses as a Dateline producer to entice brain damaged man to re-enact 911 call, killing him to take the heat off in 2011 murder investigation, then gets all self-stabby in jail
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"This is the last post"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
CSU paying people over $1,000 to inhale smoke as part of...hey wait, come back, it's about wood burning stoves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would YOU leave a child as young as 12 home alone for the day?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian officials prepare subpoenas for local geologists
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Tue August 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man wants ripped abs, goes about it all wrong
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Don't bring a shattered bong to a gun fight
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(Everything Lubbock)
 
Weeners
 
"EMS located the man's penis in the kitchen"
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Dog wins third term as mayor
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman cleans out messy purse, finds $157,000 lottery ticket. Subby once found $20 in a coat stored over the winter
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Best Korea launched another missile at the ocean? Big freakin' deal. Oh, *from* the ocean? Oh, shiat
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Poor St. Louis school reports improved attendance thanks to (a) free lunch (b) more buses (c) on-site washers and dryers. "It turned out that when students didn't have clean clothes, they often stayed home from school out of embarrassment"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The guy at the Trump rally wearing a "Trump Is A Child Rapist" shirt is A) a BernieBro, B) a Black Lives Matter bro, C) a Travis County Republican party chairman bro
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold co-opts nephew's suicide for a political statement; sister-in-law calls him out in the comments for skipping the funeral and fabricating most of the content
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Cannibal who wasn't summarily executed by police for some reason may have dropped pants and guzzled garage chemicals
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Modern reenactment of Battle of Thermopylae takes place on Route 66
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Howard Johnson is down to one flavor
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists may not know what this purple thing they found on the sea floor is, but subby knows a Godzilla egg when he sees one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York Times said to be hacked by Russians. It was first noticed when motto on first page switched to "All the news that fits our viewpoint, we print"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Saudi court sentences Egyptian man to jail for espionage. And also sorcery
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Olympic wrestler
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Check out the first ever WWW page on its 25th anniversary. (Stay tuned for tomorrow's 25th anniversary of the first 100 porn sites.)
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
New lawsuit against Fox News by Andrea Tantaros accuses the new boss of being the same as the old boss, Bill O'Reilly doing it live, and Scott Brown being a prick. Language possibly Not safe for work
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's an upside to global warming?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Cincinnati Zoo put a bullet in their Twitter account
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Think your college dorm smelled like crap? Look where they house Chinese university students
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Fake doctor arrested mid real surgery ( with a "try to work on your fake bedside manner" mugshot)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Al, Al, Al of the wingsuit, friend to you and me (ba da da da da dadada) WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE ♫
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ When you spend $858,000 on a shiny new execution chamber but run out of lethal injection drugs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You'd think that a chef would know the difference between dog food and pate. Yeah, you'd think that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia community loses its mind after learning that the Muslims plan to open a mosque and cemetery, presumably to bury all the people they're gonna terrorize to death
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline shocked, SHOCKED by social media posts made by its flight crews that include images of a blow-up doll posing with a pilot in the cockpit and a video of a flight attendant spitting water in an empty cabin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paint me like one of your Welsh girls
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
A ridiculous looking head hammock is blowing past its Kickstarter goals. Somewhere, a SkyMall executive is weeping and wondering how they possibly went bankrupt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey launches massive attack on Kurdish positions in Syria, accidentally hit ISIS in the process
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop some new toppings for this pizza
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget about having a 77-lb giant pearl under your bed that's worth a heap of money, how about a father and son finding a lump of whale vomit worth maybe £65,000 while walking on the beach? Mmmmm whale vomit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Healthers have replaced the Birthers. Where is she hiding that long-form hysterectomy report?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you smell a natural gas leak in your home, you might want to have it looked into before someone lights up a cigarette
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Convicted NY conman spent his last months before heading to prison in April "catfishing" the leaders of the #NeverTrump movement, posing as a female British lawyer to try to suss out their plans. This year? That barely makes the top 10 for weird news
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Dorfman accused of cheating in order to raise his 0.2 GPA. Otter prohibited from cross-examining "Student X", who may not have even been in the same room
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Patriot feels "ashamed" because school acknowledges her and other parents' 1st Amendment rights in writing
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ultra couponing gets out of hand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inheritance tip: Just because you MIGHT be in your friend's will is still no reason to push him off a cliff
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Woman has scratched over 1,000 cars. Police say that stopping her is the key
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Bartender, drunk customer re-create climatic Frodo-Gollum fight scene
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's not Evel Knievel, it's Holy Spicolli, the daredevil motorcycle jumping pastor. Says his jumps are symbolic of his faith, with the ramp representing the highs and lows in life. Gas prices represent sin and the self-driving car is the devil
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three NYC men charged with stealing $1M worth of eels, with the NYPD looking into whether similar operations are congergating
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You can now use a beer glass embedded with a smart chip that records how many drinks you're having at the bars which will in turn let you earn free drinks and shall in no way be introduced in a court of law during your next DUI trial
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey Earl, it's your turn to clean the sex robots
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Having revealed all government secrets, Wikileaks moves on to exposing lives of private citizens. Rape victims, children with medical problems, gay Saudis all celebrate
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Guess what millennials, you're getting saddled with a whopping $8.8 trillion climate tab. Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(PBS)
 
 
 
True heroes
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Normal ex-police officers don't threaten to beat the mayor with a gun at city hall while carrying an ax and cocaine
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Angry man takes chainsaw to neighbor's tree, sends it crashing into his own apartment building
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Human beings have a right to life, liberty, and indoor air conditioning
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
He chose . . . parkourly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
That's not a sword. THIS is a sword
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mold and fungi kill bagpipe player before audience gets the chance
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How the U.S. military would put down an open insurrection
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Whomever keeps stealing dead moose from the side of Alaska's roads, please knock it off
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"He then dropped his trousers and tried to insert pool balls in his bottom as he perched on the side of a table"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Challenge - If a batch of emojis were designed specifically for this election, what would they look like? LGT a polite example
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gator that killed toddler at Disneyland may have lost its fear of humans. Well, it definitely lost its fear of toddler humans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Massive pearl that a fisherman kept under his bed as a 'good luck charm' for ten years turns out to be worth £76,000,000. That's a lot of pearl
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Three sport star athlete gets two years probation for rape of two unconscious victims so he can graduate and go to college, not "be burdened with the stigma of having to register as a sex offender." This is not a repeat
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If your erection lasts more than four hours, consult a civil engineer
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Have you enjoyed a Tropical Smoothie in Virginia this month? Welcome To The World Of Hepatitis©
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Burglars make a clean getaway with a washer and dryer. Let soap they catch them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk man finds out the hard way that life is not like the cartoons when it comes to squeezing your body through a small hole
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