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Thu November 14, 2019
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'Alexander Wilson Elementary School students adopt sea turtle, learn bubble butt syndrome is no laughing matter'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As a matter of fact, they do come out of a factory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police shut down all the schools in Roanoke, VA in the manhunt for a marine deserter accused of killing his mother's boyfriend. Police say the motive for the crime is "unclear", but don't think it'll take Sherlock Holmes to puzzle this one out
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Hong Kong protesters go all Medieval on cops, build catapult to fire petrol bombs as they ramp up war for democracy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this table
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Rescued ten-week-old Golden Retriever puppy named Narwhal has biological feature as rare as a unicorn with a tail growing between his eyes. Rescuers are keeping an eye on him to make sure he doesn't have a double wag problem
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
'Tony Hawk, RuPaul Charles to be inducted into California Hall of Fame'
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
PETA's christmas jumper is baaaad
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Tests show lead levels 1,000 times above standard at one Memphis school's drinking fountain. Kids can now form their own fallout shelter right in the classroom
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
38-year-old man awarded $2 million after going into the hospital for a circumcision and leaving with a vasectomy instead
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I hear you like accusations of sex abuse, because this bishop who was investigating accusations of sex abuse has just been handed an accusation of sex abuse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In case of national emergency, the Swiss government stockpiles essential goods such as sugar, cooking oil, medicine, water, and coffee. For some reason, no booze
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas continues. Turns out that wreaths and lights are too religious. If Jesus was known for one thing, it was electric lighting
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(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. citizen and PTSD afflicted military veteran receives $190K after being held for three days thanks to Grand Rapids police captain turning him over to ICE. Police captain was suspended for 20 hours so at least he learned his lesson
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
American home ownership isn't a dream, it's a nightmare
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All the bugs are disappearing, but don't worry, you don't really need to eat food, do you?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, that's terrifying
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kentucky Judge: If you're going to allow pro-Christian vanity license plates, you cannot deny the same of other religions, or atheists
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(WTOP)
 
Weeners
 
Woman trying to uncover agent at CIA fails. Seeks solace at Obama's house
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
That Costco coupon that your elderly aunt and uncle are posting on Facebook is, of course, a scam. Spread the word, snicker after
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 758: "Monovember - Monochrome". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 13, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
I swear I spent hours searching for the perfect card but eventually just gave up and chose this one because the truth is no card could every express how truly sorry I am for what I did
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
The Berlin Wall of brightly colored ribbons
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Researchers looked at the selfies people were taking with endangered monk seals. Turns out, people are not particularly cautious around endangered species
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore Mayor: "I didn't do it"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Underwater treasure hunters hit the motherlode of booze, salvage hundreds of bottles of rare cognac and liquor from ship that was sunk by a German U-boat during World War I. Booze expert Drew being sent to the scene find out if it's drinkable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Create a tag you'd like to see on Fark
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pickle the pig manages to delay repairs to a burst water main and stop trains without leaving the comfort of his field. Good job he doesn't have opposable trotters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Passenger performs "disgusting act" on airplane, above a poor woman's head, using their naked, foot-long appendage
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(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Police capture Donut shop robber in two minutes. You were expecting any other tag?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
So, uh, we found your cows you lost at sea
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
30-50 feral hogs destroy $22K of cocaine in Italy, leading to capture of drug smugglers. Now Italian police only have to worry about 30-50 coked-up feral hogs
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
One upside of the impeachment inquiries is that DC bars are opening early with drink specials
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
No problems with that legal weed in Califor OOOOOOOOF (warning: violent video)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC woman being investigated over 24,200 bogus 911 calls gets caught making fake 911 call as cops arrive to arrest her
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man uses drill to make "cat coolers" to help feral cats escape winter cold, will be spared death when the feline uprising happens
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Parthenon
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
In Modesto, mighty Modesto, the Lion Bridge cracks tonight
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A new airplane auto-landing system from Garmin can save planes when pilots pass out. And now that's in your head. Pilots. Passing out. While in mid-air
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Bird knocks out power to 24k people in California. Truly amazing how robust the California electric grid is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Affordable housing has finally returned to Los Angeles, where $800 gets you a "capsule" the size of a bunk in a Navy sub
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Stroking the pussy best way to relax at Minn-St.Paul airport
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't quite know what to make of this, but, batman
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
What really happens to a city when MTV films 'Floribama Shore' there
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Not to panic, but Facebook has been taking pictures of your feet while you were sitting on the toilet scrolling through your feed
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
It's been eleven years and the answer is still Florida brought this on itself
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Princess Barbie birthday party. New hotness: Great White shark birthday party (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Photoshop this whispered secret
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why headline writers shouldn't microdose: "Cops Bust Unicorn Protesting White Supremacy at Indiana Farmer's Market"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York socialite burns through ten divorce lawyers in her quest for getting this over with. Will now represent herself in her two year battle for a child support increase despite the marriage only lasting 14 months
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