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Wed September 20, 2017
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First wild bison spotted in Germany in over 250 years gets immediately shot and killed by hunters
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof ADHD in adults stopped handstanding, is he dead or not
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Headline: "Is my drinking normal, or am I an alcoholic?" Well, you're reading this on Fark, so there you go
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Drug dealer's cunning plan to get back into jail to sell pot to inmates. Throw a rock at police cruiser: ✓ Get arrested: ✓ Tossed back in Jail: ✓ Pull 8 Kinder Eggs out of your ass while guards are watching: Surprise
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
And here's a story about duck dicks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Muhammad enters the top 10 most popular boys' names in England and Wales. The meltdowns promise to be epic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Google and Facebook, "Remove terrorist propaganda or be fined heavily. You have two hours to comply"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Drone stops execution by carrying out execution
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Yes, we know there's a dead humpback whale floating near town, please stop calling us to report it. Also please don't go out and touch it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver hit by haboob, wasn't even in the Champagne Room
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The grilled-cheese eating surrender monkeys surrender once again
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this windswept shoreline
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What if that huge asteroid had missed the Earth and the dinosaurs hadn't died out?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Colorado cops search for poop-and-run jogger. The squat and pop runner. The ol' drop and dung. The stop and shart. The crouch and crap. OK, I'm done now
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
♪ Wagging of tails and big sloppy kisses, begging for treats and licking of dishes, these are a few of our favorite things. ♫ Welcome to your inaugural Woofday Wednesday thread
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
We hope you really like that cold-pressed juice and all the wastefulness that comes with it
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Taco Bell, alcohol, and a $2 bill ... what could go wrong?
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Two 8-year-old boys fight, then go home. Neighbor doesn't think fight is done, drags one kid from his home, makes them fight again
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now you too can have your own "dad bod" thanks to the Dadbag line of fanny packs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The tiny island sags upwind/'cause the life that they lived is dead/and the wind screams Maria (link updated)
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(LA Times)
 
Boobies
 
Always look at the helpers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Chiropractor doesn't hire overweight people, practice actual medicine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who knew that there was a Dutch Oven World Championship?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: If the hurricanes don't get you, the sinkholes will
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
White person who painted WHITE POWER and swastikas all over the neighborhood will not be charged with a crime
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family receives 7-figure settlement and cop gets jail time for negligence in man's drowning death. Why, *yes*, the victim was white
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
White supremacist arrested without incident after murdering two black men
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man being pursued by state police breaks off chase to fill out job application
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
It's a slow news day, so here are some flies farking
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
More than half those polled in California have considered moving out of the state due to housing costs...maybe earthquakelandslidefires too...but definitely housing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe General Jack D. Ripper was right after all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well leaving a 'hot and sexy' sign outside your house asking for a lineman after Hurricane Irma is one way to get the electricity back in your life
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this powerful presence
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Modern slavery is alive and well in this so-called civilized world of ours, where there are an estimated 40 million slaves toiling away in horrid conditions. Here's where they live and what they do
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Even Robert E. Lee's former church doesn't want to be named after him anymore
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Overseas hackers extorting Montana community via cyber threats. This is what happens when you don't upgrade from Windows XP
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Tired of everything being made with pumpkin spice? Here have a slice of pumpkin spice pizza while you debate on whether to punch the person who came up with it
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court rules that roadside drunken driving tests are not valid for pot, so spark it up, kids
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Harvard meme kid speaks out about how mad his parents were when he got kicked out
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mexico City commemorates the anniversary of the catastrophic 1985 earthquake with a catastrophic 7.1 magnitude earthquake
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Bachelor party COSPlaying as 45 "Magnum P.I.'s" claim they were thrown out of Detroit Tigers' "Star Wars Night" for being a distraction. Group demands replacement tickets for next season and an invite for Tom Selleck to throw out the 1st pitch
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(I Started Something)
 
 
 
Photoshop this freaky fish
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"Significant Nerf gun ocular injuries are not reported in the literature, as far as we know"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Life imitates Bob's Burgers as Colorado police search for Mad Pooper
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a nurse, do not post pictures and videos of yourself giving newborns the finger, calling them mini-Satans and propping them up to make them dance to hip-hop
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The latest thing killed by Millennials: Articles about things killed by Millennials
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
4-year-old boy not seriously hurt after being ejected from a car. He was soon heard saying "do it again"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
"I'd rather have solidarity with DPRK than the USA." - Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but being the chairman of a Labour youth movement, that one probably should have been kept to yourself
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Enough fentanyl to kill 32 million people seized in Queens, meaning Florida residents will need to find a new way to get through this hurricane season
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
°)╯.................🐟 \o/ \o/ \o/
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Guy smuggling balloons full of meth into prison by swallowing them doesn't succeed, tries again
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's Public Safety Commissioner issues a blunt warning to residents of wooden houses on the island ahead of Maria's landfall :"You have to evacuate. Otherwise you're going to die, I don't know how to make this any clearer"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Some people think Monopoly takes a long time to complete. Others think D&D takes a while to finish. Then there's this monstrosity
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A helicopter in Russia's totally not-a-cover-for-an-invasion war games just accidentally fired a live rocket at several parked civilian vehicles
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Transgender Kindergarten Lesson is the name of my prog rock band
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Welcome to New York, Mr Prime Minister, you disgustingly handsome person. Here's your award
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Large circle of mysterious and unidentifiable purple powder found on school property has baffled authorities, as security footage shows no one visiting the area
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(Survey McSurvFace)
 
 
 
Robert E. Lee High School in San Antonio is requesting the Internet's help in picking a new name.You know what to do
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(University of Oregon)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two blondes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guy who climbed mountain only in his underwear develops hypothermia - which is French for "don't climb a farkin' mountain only in your underwear"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suicide by cop leads to three post-suicide protest arrests
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Must be a day ending in "Y" as Fox News is sued, again, for sexual harassment
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
People of Alaska, we hope you are enjoying this year's Permanent Fund Dividend check worth $1,100. If the people you keep electing into office would just stop meddling, that check could have been worth $2,350
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Toys "Я" Bankrupt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mars research crew emerges after eight months in isolation; reads news, asks to be returned to isolation
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Police officers are not a disenfranchised minority
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(Time)
 
 
 
People in Switzerland want to know who is clogging their toilets with wads of cash
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(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
Come for an update on the now 27-year-old Hensel twins, stay for the completely unfounded speculation about their sex life. And by that we mean, abdicating facts to assume they skip guys for mutual incestuous conjoined lesbian masturbation (SFW)
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