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Thu March 05, 2015
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you make your own pasta? How about the sauce to go with it? Share your perfect way to serve up a great pasta dish and keep 'em coming for more
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money you damn, dirty ape
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
"Police in Basildon are hunting a gang of men who attacked a woman with baseball bats and a knife while she was giving birth"
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
El Niño es tarde para el trabajo
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals that optimists live longer. Pessimists just end up getting proven right
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(28)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peeper
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Britain's security agencies should look to recruit more middle-aged women and mothers to be new spies and should target websites popular with parents to find them"
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you ever experienced the phenomena of forgetting or blanking on how to spell simple words like "the," "wheat," or "defenestrate," you've suffered from the common condition known as "Wordnesia"
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(40)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not police riot squad training until some idiot sets himself on fire with a molotov cocktail
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(7)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the man who can get drunk on ... french fries?
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(19)
 
(Orange News)
 
 
 
"Nominations are now open for the annual Shed of the Year contest in which Britons each year show their eccentric affection for their garden refuges"
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(13)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man caught with 1,000 erectile dysfunction tablets won't face hard time
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(24)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Giant robots brought in to direct traffic in Kinshasa: "People don't respect the traffic police," said one Congolese taxi driver. "We should respect the robot" (pic)
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
High school chemistry teacher who tried to join ISIS jailed for six years. Shoulda stuck to making meth
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(38)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Field cameras catch deer eating birds. Wait, WHY ARE DEER EATING BIRDS?
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(86)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail: Where online journalism rock bottom is the ceiling
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(21)
 
(The Roosevelts)
 
 
 
* HIC * Here comes the science
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're in the cult that's leaving decapitated animal heads all over Sacramento, the police would really like you to knock it off before you summon one of the Great Old Ones
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: Two dead bodies found at funeral home. News: Hidden above ceiling tiles
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(21)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's nice, but let me call my brother, he's an expert on cars crashing into pawn shops
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chicken McNuggets will soon have less antibiotics. Unclear if they will have chicken
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe that redheads may be genetically superior. Redheads have always believed this
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(147)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dog rescued after being shot and tied to tracks. Suspect is identified as wearing all black with a black hat, cape and a handlebar moustache
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(60)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Liberia: Proudly ebola-free for one day
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Ecuador's radical grammar vigilantes are on a mission to correctly punctuate the country's graffiti"
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Delta flight attempts to toboggan back to Atlanta from New York
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(74)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
It is not everyday you go hunting and you happen to stumble upon a 10,000-year-old baby rhino frozen along your path
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(26)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Don't you turn my brown eyes (sizzle sizzle) blue'
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(53)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Police sent to save distressed kid in gorge. Turns out to be wrong sort of kid
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(15)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Jodi Arias verdict livestream
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(196)
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Man smokes horse and weed, but not in that order
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
North Korea offers condolences over attack on U.S. Ambassador to Other Korea. Haha, just kidding, official state media calls it a "knife-attack shower of justice"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York adds Islamic holidays to school calendar. Woohoo, more days off. Wait, what day was Mohammed born? And when was his crucifixion?
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(59)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is this the Fark squirrel making the best of the winter storms? It's certainly drunk enough
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you ask homeless people if they just dropped some money. Their answers are probably more honest than yours would have been
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ringling Brothers Circus agrees to stop featuring elephants due to allegations of abuse, elephants declare they will never forget
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(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen who woke up paralyzed now suddenly walking and running again. Jesus Christ wanted for questioning
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(84)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyer opens trial by admitting his client blew up Boston Marathon. Check back today for admission that his client caused global warming and Honey Boo Boo
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(206)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Russia is planning to build a new giant aircraft carrier, but it will never happen because Soviet aircraft carriers were built in Ukraine
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(142)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fully unearthed Easter Island statue
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(30)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Investigation finds Ferguson police are driven by racism and profits. So... they're a typical cop shop?
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(446)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You can now blame your low SAT score, work place injuries, and heart attacks on daylight saving time
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(80)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman who caused an accident that killed her daughter and her two nieces was busy chatting on Facebook while driving, claim prosecutors. Like this post?
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(150)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
To all the Jewish Farkers; Happy Purim. To all the Gentile Farkers, Purim is the Jewish Holiday that is a cross between St. Patrick's day, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Thanksgiving, April Fools, and the Jewish tradition of tons of good food
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(75)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
3 words: PEEPS FLAVORED MILK
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the lab octopus you're taking pictures of snatches the camera out of your hands and starts taking pictures of you
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC Fox affiliate's perky blonde gun advocate/reporter may have exaggerated a *teeny-tiny* bit when she talked about fending off a home invader and 15 of his druggy, thuggy friends while unarmed
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Council advertises general hand job, you up for it?
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(20)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out companies who advertise cheap divorces over the internet might be as trustworthy as your no-good-for-nothing ex-husband
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(23)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Private schools do more harm than good; ergo, we should send children to public schools because at least they teach viable sexual education classes
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(63)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Hey pal get your own bridge to suicide on, I'm here first"
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is There
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for simple battery after going up to random people, grabbing them and slapping them because...well, he doesn't need a reason other than Florida
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mother's Day would not be the same if you didn't shop for gifts on Groupon. Please think of your Mom
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(7)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hi, this is Microsoft tech support. Your computer has been infected with a virus, and if you don't let me in to fix it, I'm going to send assassins from Canada to fix you
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 513: "Wallpaper This II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can now buy ammo in vending machines in one state. Fark: Not Texas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when a fighter pilot has diarrhea in the cockpit? Hint: It's a crappy day
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
England will be hotter than Athens, Corfu and Istanbul this weekend as global warming continues to not occur
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(123)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
How does tech whiz Elon Musk's company Solar City make money? The old fashioned way - using prison labor at 93 cents an hour. That and government subsidies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If flying cars were real
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Father of Jihadi John states that his son Jihadi John is not Jihadi John
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(23)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Make-A-Wish agrees to help build a playhouse for 6-year-old girl with cancer. HOA: Not so fast
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(204)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Quoting a politician in your second language Israeli difficult
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(15)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fox News given new life: SEOULGHAZI
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(230)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe a 20-foot talking Christmas tree wasn't such a good use of taxpayer money
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(22)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
How #thedress and Grumpy Cat could be the next weapons in counter-terrorism
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Transportation Safety Board wants to take another look at "The Day the Music Died"
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(50)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing two bicycles and a goat named Penelope
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(21)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Wine recommendation: Chardonnay? More like ChardonYAYYY. I'm drunk at work AND IT FEELS GREAT Pairs nicely with: Unemployment
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(59)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Ice crashes through car. No, subby didn't get that backwards
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
King County Metro Transit is looking to hire a "comfort station coordinator," which comes with an annual salary as high as $97,000, depending on experience. Duties? Find easily accessible restrooms for Seattle-area bus drivers
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(65)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ man sues after his fajita prayer is answered
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lamp someplace interesting
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Me too, buddy
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(153)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Source of bad odor in Louisville discovered. Turns out it's Louisville
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you give a cow a cookie she'll crap all over your carpets
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(73)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans documentary of rapist's confessions over fears of public disorder, suggests producers of the video should just lie back and think of India
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(132)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast
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(53)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's a lion, get out of the car
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(37)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sometimes things in life are unexplainable. This is one of those times
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(71)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why people are always trying to leave New Jersey, besides the obvious
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(98)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
When they say 'a church helps you talk to God' they don't mean 'so steal iPhones from it'
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(23)
 
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Woman files for divorce citing irreconcilable manhood
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(98)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Vermont town votes to retain historic ties to England
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How bad does the Dodge dealer have to be for Dodge to warn its customers about you?
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(128)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Prohibitions and fines do scarcely anything, so we decided to solve the problem our own way. Now, St. Pauli pees back"
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week's word soup: HGTV torn asunder by controversy surrounding furniture plagiarism on Ellen Degeneres's reality show
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(48)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Looks like someone's in deep
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(40)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apparently you can throw a bottle of urine out your dorm window at a woman and shoot her in the buttocks with a BB gun and not trigger a campus lockdown
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(92)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japanese battleship Musashi spotted off of the Philippines. Carriers Essex and Lexington reported to be scrambling aircraft
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(292)
 
(CrimeFeed)
 
 
 
Ball Memorial. Hospital
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(52)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Look, just because the Sheriff's Office posts your picture on Facebook doesn't mean you have to respond in the comments
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uh, when I said clean those fetuses I didn't mean take them to the laundry
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(12)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you meet your girlfriend in a McDonald's parking lot and her police officer husband shows up and beats you up?
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(115)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man dies while laying pipe
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(30)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
#WeaselPecker becomes online sensation, title of next Vivid video
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(35)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Smithsonian bans selfie sticks, says they ruin experience for other museumgoers just like tripods and monopods
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(184)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nanny state tells woman who is fighting deportation to Africa because she is gay: "You can't be a heterosexual one day and a lesbian the next day. Just as you can't change your race"
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(179)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
F-35 fighter so easy to fly, even a paralyzed women can fly one
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(97)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
How to get through a tough winter? New Hampshire police give out tickets for good behavior ... redeemable for free pizza and fries
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve this street art in progress
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(32)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Two exotic dancers sue Tiffany's Cabaret claiming they were stripped of their wages. I can't wait to see the legal briefs
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Health officials, anyone else with an ounce of sense, perplexed by anti-vaxxers
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(281)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how many people die in the streets after being caught up in the crossfire of Mexico's cartel wars: Americans will never stop going to Rocky Point for Spring Break
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(57)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After successful reintroduction of measles, mother nature plans to go even more retro with a classic from the 14th century: The Plague
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(93)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nepal asks that you stop leaving your Mount Everests on Mount Everest
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(81)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Airlines A330 skidding off the runway in Nepal?
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(35)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire restaurant gives birthday customers a percentage off their bill based on their age. 101-year-old man eats breakfast, gets a seven cent refund
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(47)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dorky Dancing
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Eleven of the dumbest arguments against legalizing weed
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(87)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
700 koalas killed in attack by Australia's deadliest predator
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(53)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
In your latest update on the story that just won't die, survey shows the U.S. is evenly torn between thinking that dress is black and blue or white and gold
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NYPD commissioner blames Colorado marijuana for increase in NY shootings
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(106)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could have been worse. He could have found half a caterpillar
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(10)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More and more Girl Scouts are learning about trust, security and how to file insurance claims as more and more thieves steal Girl Scout Cookies
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(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Why do men with girlfriends look at other women?" Wait, is this a trick question?
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(159)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man found guilty of murdering a three-year-old who interrupted his Mortal Kombat game. FINISH HIM
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having resolved all the major questions about life, the universe, and everything, scientists decipher why Indian food is so delicious
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(91)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
School boards declare war on Christianity in North Carolina by using Good Friday as a make-up day for the snowy Acts of God of the last two weeks
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(46)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you value your testicles, there are six things you should never say to a pregnant woman
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI pulled off over three dozen raids on so-called "maternity hotels," which are designed to allow Chinese women to give birth in the US, providing them with passports, lodging, and food and allowing them to skip the hospital bill
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(90)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Keep sexing those chickens
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How much oil is stored in the US? So much they're running out of room
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(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? The history of knock knock jokes
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(60)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
As the bartender is my witness, I thought Guinness was good for my pregnancy
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(35)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Talking dakimakura, which is Japanese for fake pillow girlfriend who giggles, squeals, and talks, which is more than you can say for your fake girlfriend from Niagara Falls
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