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Fri March 22, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is why you never interfere in the search for a pick-a-nick basket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A UK man was fined and sentenced to community service after swallowing a goldfish. His sentence could have been harsher, but he was judged on a sliding scale
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
America is more popular in Kosovo than in America
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
City offers bounty to people who cut down Bradford Pear trees, assuming they can safely operate a chainsaw while under the influence of hay fever medicine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan renames its capital city to honor its outgoing leader. Welcome to Borat City
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
"What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hard Core Atheist sets out to prove Christianity false after Christian nurse saves his daughter's life, instead becomes born again Christian. Puzzling part is why was he a pastor at a megachurch if he was a Hard Core Atheist
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Good to know that you can still pleasure yourself with a sex toy in front a homeowner's CCTV and avoid prosecution in Scotland
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police trying to figure out why sheep was tied to tree in Brooklyn. Thankfully there was not a pair of loose-fitting boots left around
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute, involving pocketknife, 2x4, mop handle, decorative sword
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: What's on Trump's printout?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
That car seat found in a parking lot covered in blood and human teeth was from a suicide. Followup, Strange tags allow Creepy to call shotgun
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The newest 'while black crime': Moving
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
There's a time and a place for everything. Except perhaps confessing that you have a child porn addiction issue in the middle of your macroeconomics lecture
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
The floodings will continue until morale improves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors attacked by anti-vaxxers use info to inoculate themselves against future outbreaks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If Florida cops catch you illegally making the beast with two backs, they'll release the video to the public. That includes you, Robert Kraft
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Illinois: if you could just stop hitting our state troopers and their vehicles with activated flashing lights, that would be great
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Subby's wife is secure in the knowledge she will never suffer the same fate
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Well now we know who stole the deep state's weather control machine
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"The plane literally is nowhere near the actual runway"
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two guys attend prom together in rural Tennessee without being cousins
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Listen closely, this is important. Generation Rescue, Jenny McCarthy's autism charity, is a ruse whose board members rake in money from double dealing products so worthless they could bring shame to a snake oil salesmen
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Control+F "Terrorist" 0 Results
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The vegan Fully Raw Kristina doesn't eat meat, is also a virgin with a boyfriend who's either patient or screwing her best friend
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
How fast can one run wearing snowshoes? Answer: Not fast enough
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
University employee claims muggers held him at gunpoint and forced him to order 78 computers with school funds, pawn them, and use the proceeds for gambling and trips overseas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Go home, we are full
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Raymond Curtis, now that you've interfered with custody of 15-year-old Ohio runaway, what are you going to do?" "I'm going to Express Inn in Pinellas Park, FL, woo hoo"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The leader of the great St. Pete parking garage revolt has been arrested
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Border wall concertina wire is a great home security upgrade
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Murder suspect arrested; apparely missing his middle fingers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fancy a quick tongue-splitting without anesthetic? Just head over to Doctor Evil's Body Modification Emporium. Riiiiight
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(Some Thimble)
 
 
 
Police fatally shoot man in Marvin Gardens apartment complex after he refused to go straight to jail and not collect $200. #YellowLivesMatter
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(Time)
 
 
 
Super Worm Moon? What the &^%$&^% is a Super Worm Moon? Photoshop Challenge ~ Show us what "Super Worm Moon" brings to your mind
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Zealand's assault weapons ban draws broad support, possibly dude support as well
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested, accused of shoving woman to get to egg rolls
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Because when you want a beer you have to have a beer
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Seafaring raccoon rescued while swimming in Sarasota waters"
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Next time someone says they are going to take you to Poundtown, you at least know where you are heading
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
If an ad makes you say to yourself "I want that in my mouth," then of course it's going to upset a Million Christian Moms
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The country's biggest Christian charity and eighth-largest non-profit organization donated $56 million to hate groups last year. All of it tax free and tax deductible
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman sprays fisherman with hose for fishing on water she claimed she owned. Of course, you should have seen the fisherman who got away
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
On the positive side, he did remember to leave his gun at home before heading to the airport. However, he apparently forgot about the three pounds of marijuana, hundreds of THC oil vials and drug paraphernalia. Whoops
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this demonstration of "a picture is worth a thousand words"
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man who had name legally changed to Michael Jackson now has a GoFundMe campaign to change it back to John Dumbass
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Not news: Man burns big pile of lawn clippings in back yard, upsetting neighbors. News: Man burns big pile of marijuana in back yard, upsetting police
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
For just $14.2 million, you could own a zoo
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Hall of Fame to get a permanent home at exit 16W
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Models have a stereotype of not being intelligent, and that's rude. But smuggling £1 million worth of heroin into Pakistan isn't helping the stigma
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