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Sun April 23, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man claims to be addicted to eating trees. Subby is going out on a limb here, but maybe this stems from some deep-rooted problem
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Not even sort-of News: Best Korea issues threats against a country for cooperating with U.N. sanctions. Most assuredly news: China
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Upon investigation of remote Thai province's 'sacred pond' of black water that villagers believe cures blindness and all illness, officials find the water's magic ingredient to be feces. Holy crap
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from beautiful downtown Juneau, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
How to cure alcoholism without giving up alcohol
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(PV Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas, your former governor is a farking moron...but you already knew that
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
In today's weather, watch out for early morning golf-ball size hashbrowns
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"I want everyone to be happy. A goal in my life is to touch other people's lives and we're touching other people because of the Dum Dums bringing them happiness and joy and just having a piece of candy"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"How to avoid huge walls" should be required reading for a captain
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
NOPE
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(Bloomberg (assets))
 
 
 
Photoshop this book cover
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America's wang is burning, and penicillin won't stop this one
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(That Guy)
 
 
 
One in five adults can't change a lightbulb, boil an egg, or get a headline greenlit on Fark
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Giving away free joints at a pot giveaway? Nope, that's not an arresting
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
Let me just fix this blinking traffic light real quick
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this helping hand
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Give me a tip about grilling. I want to be a grillmaster
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Having your tooth pulled at the dentist is often unpleasant enough without worrying that your doctor will perform a procedure while riding a hoverboard
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The second most controversial issue in this well-off suburb is tax rates. The most controversial is decibel limits for domestic servants
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for drunk drivers: Don't try to turn into a cow by eating grass on roadside to beat your breathalyzer test, it won't work
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine man arrested in Virginia for trafficking in baby eels. It doesn't say if his hovercraft was impounded
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bangkok vows to rid city of unsightly, smelly street food stalls that block sidewalks and create pedestrian chaos. NYC officials: "Wait, they can do that?"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana DUIs drop 33% in 1Q of 2017. Which can be pretty much summed up in two words. Domino's delivers
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: if your doctor performs his liposuction procedures in a barn, you may want to postpone your appointment
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(NYPost)
 
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Man volunteers to be hooked up to a labor pain simulation machine, and it's a scream
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Pot sales are helping to send Colorado kids to college. Top that, Betsy DeVos
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drones may be best hope for reducing risk of shark attack. They might also provide pics of your demise, so be sure to do something interesting if you're attacked
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher takes money from students for a class trip to Germany and since this is Fark you know how it ends
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is getting all brainy this weekend, as we debate which are the best science books of all time (in what will likely turn out to be a Sagan vs Hawking geek fight)
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
American Airlines gets itself some free publicity thanks to another idiot shooting vertical video. Can't wait to fly tomorrow
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Expect lots of frowning photographs in ID's from Rhode Island as they will no longer allow you to smile while having your picture taken
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Giving away free joints at a pot giveaway? Yep, that's an arresting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hundreds of years after starting the world's addiction to coal power, Britain finally kicks the habit: no coal burned for 24 hours and counting
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Solo kind of man
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Duke - a former feral rescued from the streets - now spends his days working at UCSF Medical Center as a therapy cat. Assigned to the intensive care unit, he raises his patients' spirits one purr at a time on Caturday
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(Worchester News)
 
 
 
4-year-old girl goes on a bike ride and raises £783 for toys for a children's hospital, makes the rest of us look lazy and heartless
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Victorian era vibrator generates excitement in Ireland. Don't know why, it's not shaped like a dragon's wang, doesn't lay eggs in you and hasn't got a webcam interface. I guess our Great-great Nanas were more easily thrilled (Not safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently smuggling semen into Laos is a thing
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to rob a store by writing a note demanding money you might want to make sure you write it out legibly so the clerk can read it
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Checks all available flights out of Florida, makes note to self: "Do NOT fly out of Williston Municipal Airport"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Air Marshals do not receive sufficient on-the-job training to know they shouldn't leave loaded guns in a plane's lavatory
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Video of Somali pirates versus cargo ship's security guards shows guards could use more range time, better guns
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Plants are not only trying to reproduce in the spring--pollen raises the suicide rate in humans. I, for one, welcome our new angiospermian overlords
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