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Hungary workers make good sandwiches, according to the Earl of Sandwich himself
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WeHoe Fark Party ~ Friday, November 14, 8pm PT, Hamburger Mary's
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Mansion from "The Godfather" up for sale, owners waiting for an offer they can't refuse
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Photoshop this moment in history
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Who throws a pew? Honestly
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ISIS announces new currency. Let's help them design and name the coins. Sorry boys, the looney is already taken
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2.8 million Americans quit their job in September. This is bad news for ... hang on, I'm being handed a note and ... this is good news for Obama
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Urban Outfitters' latest offering: Hillary nutcrackers. Bill not laughing
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In other news, the Mustang Ranch brothel has vegetarian and gluten-free options
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Suspect arrested in Cocoa Beach bank robbery, is reportedly cuckoo for Cocoa Banks
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NYC Fark Party just in time for the holidays Dec 3rd 7:30PM
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ISIS leader: We will fight to the last man. Everyone else: Challenge Accepted
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Fark Food Thread: Okay, pheasants. Chicken and turkey are popular but let's not neglect other tasty options. This week we take a gander at some recipes and suggestions for cooking other delicious fowl this fall. And you. Yeah, you. Duck you, wiseguy
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Rasmussen confirms that 61% of you are idiots
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Tiger on the loose near Disneyland Paris. Oh, bother
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Photoshop this tiring run
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Is there anything funnier than watching Southerners react to a light snowfall?
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FARK Party - New Orleans
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Mali imam Ebola. Yeah, I get those same letters in Words With Friends all the time
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New Jersey elementary school in a district with a $665 million budget finally gets around to installing doors on the stalls in the boy's bathroom
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Remember that New Zealand fugitive who was totally not hiding in Brazil? Yeah, he was hiding in Brazil
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Looking for early Christmas gift ideas for the kids? You'll definitely want to keep the new "Ted Cruz Saves America" coloring book in mind
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Time magazine includes "feminist" in their worst words poll. Naturally, this is upsetting the broad percentage of the populace
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John Wayne Bobbitt almost loses his head. This is not a repeat
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Rokerthon. Can't get enough of Al Roker? Now's your chance to get your Roker-fix. Roker is on the air for 34 hours straight to break Guinness World record and to fundraise for USO
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The Way of the Samurai is to cut the legs from the horse, or slash the tow truck tires in this case
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Eating a salad is inconvenient. Well, eating healthy as a whole is inconvenient. If it were as easy as eating junk food, would we eat healthier? Ric Romero investigates
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Man mails 15 live baby chicks to his ex-girlfriend because "there are lots of chicks out there"
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Hey y'all, stripper fight in the bathroom
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Worried about being crushed to death in the next west coast earthquake? There's an app for that
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Hours after legalizing gay marriage, Kansas suffers earthquake. Coincidence? Well their senator is Pat Roberts
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Transgendered woman who pretended to be a doctor facing manslaughter charges after discovering that injecting people with cement, bathroom caulk, Fix-A-Flat tire sealant, mineral oil and Super Glue in the butt could be fatal
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Secret Service reveals there were 40 White House fence jumping incidents over the past five years. However, most were officials in the Obama Administration
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Drought stricken city of Los Angeles rolls out the barrels ... in case it ever rains again
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"Peril, and Daring, at 1 World Trade Center" and this is not a repeat from 9/11/01
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Black Friday is two weeks away, and yes, there are people already camped out
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Photoshop this fast-moving horse race
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Yes, snowflake, you have to shave and get a trim to join the army, because we roll like that. Lawsuits don't help your cause
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Give me your money and your pants
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There's now big trouble in little Philae as the comet probe seemingly has landed on its side. Fark bonus: In a cave and has only 20 to 30 hours of stored power
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If you picked up some luggage or a rear door that fell off a private plane in Germany this week, the stuff is Bono's and he wants it back
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Afghan economy strong after record agricultural production
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The shower curtains may be the reason why your wife doesn't want to have sex with you anymore
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Yao Ming is dedicating his life to saving Africa's elephants and rhinos. That's mighty big of him
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Rare photos of 1950s Alabama from acclaimed Life Magazine photographer Gordon Parks. Segregation never looked so colorful
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ProTip: After running into a pedestrian while driving, it may arouse suspicion if you continue to drive for over a mile with the person embedded in your windshield
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Article asks why so few of India's men are willing to get a vasectomy compared to other countries. With helpful phallic bar graph
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Angry, coughing, hacking, wheezing crowd shows up to protest town's proposed cigarette ban
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Hipsters in Beirut are getting confused with jihadists
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This election year, marijuana was more popular than many of the winning candidates on the same ticket. Now there's a shocker
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Attention all students at the University of Alaska: Just because your state has legalized marijuana does not change the fact that your school gets funding from the federal government
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Your mother-in-law was right: You are doing a lot of things wrong in the kitchen
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If you need to call emergency services because your wife won't give up the remote, you better just hand over your man-card while you're at it, dude
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Today's FARK-ready headline: "Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit"
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Yes, it's cold right now at all those outdoor family festivals in Alaska. But at least they prove you're a true Alaskan and you don't have deal with gaggles of annoying tourists
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Nine year-old daughter of responsible gun owners gets hold of one of her parents' firearms, winds up shooting her younger brother in the head. Have these people never heard of a gun safe or a lock?
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Tree worker kicks the bucket in cemetery. Well, isn't that convenient
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 497: "And Not a Drop to Drink". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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