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Sat September 23, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party - 90 day performance review
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knifeman jumps over counter then gets stabbed by Deli-man who is then is charged with his murder. Batman seen just shaking his head
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Brew 12,000 gallons of beer in your backyard? Sure, why not
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pachyderm
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man chastises 4-year-old birthday girl for sky littering
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Strike that. Reverse it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half a million Londoners decide that they'd rather save money than be safe and sign petition demanding Uber keep their licence
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(Some Quaker)
 
 
 
Mexico just tested another hydrogen bomb
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Romero Institute research finds that using alcohol to medicate social anxiety can backfire. "Because alcohol is often readily available in social situations, it's an understandable coping strategy"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Rocket Raccoon's Great Grandpa
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pints of vodka overturns. Thousands upon thousands of people volunteer for cleanup efforts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rural woman
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I say again, North Korea has NOT tested a hydrogen bomb. That 3.4 scale earthquake on the heels of threats against the U.S. is a complete coincidence and certainly NOT any sort of bomb
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
15-year-old shelter cat that loves being held finds his forever home just in time for Caturday
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Start stockpiling Hortons' doughnuts immediately
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you've had too much to drink, call an Uber to drive you home. Not an 8-year-old girl
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian out Canadians everyone by politely telling bears to leave his property
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guajataca Dam in Puerto Rico has developed a crack and is going to fail. Immediate evacuation for all persons downstream is in place. Stay safe, anyone in the danger zone
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
School: Vermont teacher fired for demonstrating Nazi salute to third graders
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hottie gym teacher arrested for keeping physically fit with student... again
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says if you're too cheap to buy his food buckets, you will have to answer to God on an empty stomach once the rapture hits
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Fri September 22, 2017
(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Landlord recorded having sex with other man in tenant's bed gets 2 years in prison
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Towson University is totes goats for landscaping
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The suspect is pants-less... I repeat, pants-less"
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The sinking feeling you get when you realize the adult bear you're carrying in the back of your pickup and that you assumed was near death, really isn't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for the winner of the "Worst Airport in the U.S." The award goes to (drum roll) LaGuardia
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New statue to Kalashnikov in Moscow accidentally includes image of German WWII rifle, whose designer was taken to Russia and may have worked on AK-47 design
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
It's a good thing Alaska built all those bridges to nowhere, since the legislature forgot to pay next year's ferry budget
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(DPoisn)
 
 
 
The iPhone version of the Quote of the Day app is done. More DIT
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
One Canadian province decides to make the day after pill available at pharmacies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When you really need it to come in 30 minutes or less? Or in most Farkers' case, 30 seconds or less. And yes, you would probably hit it
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunny in hand
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
CVS encourages people to switch to Walgreens
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Authorities seek toilet paper bandits, analyze skid marks left at scene
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Camera car used by council to catch cars parking illegally is photographed parking illegally
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own the mansion from the "Talladega Nights" movie, then you are in luck... if you can pony up the asking price of $4.2 million
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lawyer flashes school bus with high school girls headed to basketball game, forgets kids nowadays have mobile phones with cameras
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Colorado's "Mad Pooper," Kentucky's "Poopman" strikes again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the United Nations: "The chair recognizes the ambassador from Saudi Arabia." Ambassador: "Mmmmh, pleased to be here, I am"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
More rich people problems: Attempting to beat your Hamptons riding horse before it's dead during a competition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, Salt Lake City, what happened to all those homeless people you arrested? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bloggers: We'll give you some great online exposure in exchange for a free meal at your Michelin-starred restaurant. Chef: Your blog sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thrown fat man
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police warn teens about man acting strange even by Florida standards
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Maniac finds a way to make whitewater rafting even more dangerous by stacking six rafts on top of each other and using nine-foot oars (w/video)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's the Great Pumpkin Fiery Truck Crash, Charlie Brown
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Court bans police from deploying stingrays without a warrant. CRIKEY
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Mother and son hide in bedroom and call cops as half naked burglar breaks into their Oklahoma home. "No, we don't know where his clothes are. We've been locked in this room"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Violent times will come." Just another unexplained mystery PSA in Orange County
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
7UP should not be the number of days you are awake after drinking it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Should we be celebrating my mom having sex or slut shaming her? Subby thinks it's great she has more sex than the pol tab combined. But they seem to think moms must be celibate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European and North American visitors flock to the UK in record numbers, enjoying their improved spending power offered by the weak pound post-Brexit vote. Leavers fail to appreciate irony
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(Brick Underground)
 
 
 
Rich divorced people problems: What it's like to co-own a house in the Hamptons with your ex
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you trapped a skunk in Oklahoma and then set it on fire, animal control would like to talk, preferably upwind of you
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Some people may think the end of the world is September 23, but they will probably be wrong like this hermit was back in 1694
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a PSA poster (difficulty: no politics)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Young girl reaching out from rubble of quake-flattened Mexico City school, hailed as universal symbol of hope, never actually existed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Unter
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The United States has too much bread
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A new study discovers that people who drink too much in college have trouble finding jobs once they graduate. But at least it gives them more time to drink during the day
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station worker suspended after shooting robbery suspect. "I felt the need to protect myself. I'm sick and tired of being a sitting duck"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The house featured in Tom Hanks movie 'The Money Pit' is on the market
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Florida nursing home where ten residents died may have tried to fudge the paperwork a bit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why aren't religious beliefs classified as delusions? Here comes the psychology
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Margaret Court sticks her neck out to say that "...there will be no Mother's Day, there will be no Father's Day, there will be no Easter, there will be no Christmas" if marriage equality passes in Australia
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