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Sat August 19, 2017
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mother doesn't report boyfriend molesting her 6-year-old daughter because A) she isn't aware of it, B) she fears for their safety, or C) she has a 'hectic work schedule'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Democracy voucher program under investigation, as apparently someone didn't properly fill out their fraud voucher
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida detectives hot on the trail of stolen van will not disclose their methods, although those methods apparently don't include 'check the tollbooths it keeps driving through'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS A KNOWN RACIST AND NAZI SYMPATHIZER. Huh. Well, that's an odd message for the Trump Hotel in Washington, D.C. to display over its front door, but OK
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Nena Springs fire threatens homes and resort near eclipse path, launches 99 red balloons
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested for drunk driving after blowing a .sleestak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this free rider
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Richmond police warn McDonald's renovations could cause prostitution shift
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And because people have to double down on being reprehensible, Susan Bro, the mother of Heather Heyer, has been receiving death threats for speaking out
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When traveling to Oregon for your eclipse viewing, please keep in mind the strange laws and customs of the locals, such as not smoking pot in public
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Topeka gorilla finally gives a shiat
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge avoids conviction for DUI, (BAC .188) because reasons, will stay on bench
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty office
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Alaska discovers their political party application accepts emojis, and that they now have an officially registered party named "Everybody Poops and We Can Prove It" 💩
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Car's got a lot of pickup
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
New Confederate monument set to be unveiled in Crenshaw County, AL. Because remembering unknown Confederate soldiers who never came home from Civil War belongs next to RV park belonging to man who owns the monument
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Guess which Florida prison is on lockdown. Congratulations, you are correct
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man's head and upper chest found in shopping cart. Police hope to make a bust
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local residents moaning about noise from the sex festival being held in their town
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(Today)
 
 
 
Next week, don't be like this guy who stared at solar eclipse without special sunglasses in 1962
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare stolen sousaphone returned to owner after being tracked down on the shadowy world of underground sousaphone black markets
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
"When he found the pills he thought to himself 'Oh, dude pills' and took them"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland shows the country how it is done again. Dred Scott approves
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
"To pull off the heist, one of the suspects drilled a hole in the ATM and filled it with gasoline, while the second suspect placed a fuse into the ATM and detonated the cash machine"
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bannon latest to pull the 'I can't be fired, I quit' maneuver
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The eclipse is already messing up traffic in Oregon. No word on how many died crossing the river
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Children are becoming "violent, militarized monsters" thanks to Disney movies like The Incredibles and Toy Story 3
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Trump tweeted about Chuck E. Cheese plans to remove their animatronic bands?
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Several people stabbed in Finland. Suspect shot by police and is in custody
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Millennials are killing "it" now
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this monster truck
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
How bad is the pollution in India? Dogs are turning blue. Yes ... for real
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of America's favorite Nazis, Charles Manson, gets a sexy new mug shot. Trump will comment after he's spent a few days investigating whether Manson is a good Nazi or a bad Nazi
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Everyone will be paying attention to the solar eclipse next week. Except for the Navajos who will be quietly fasting indoors so as not to gawk at this unholy celestial union of lust between the Sun and the Moon
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
This *isn't* how you protest confederate statues
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey, I'm taxiing here
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We must ban open carry"
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis tarred and feathered. Check that. Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway monument tarred and feathered. In Arizona. Because subby still had some sanity left, and that could not be allowed to continue
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