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Sat February 25, 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photographic moment
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Republican majority Montana House votes for something every Farker supports: Moar Beer
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
It's never disappointing when a headline begins "Local Juggalo"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
CEO who sold his radio group to CBS says radio has suffered from "inaccurate perceptions," while people on the other end of the phone heard Nickelback for the second time during the call
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
More than seventy Brazilian cities are canceling Carnival due to monetary concerns. Man, that's a lot of canceled Carnivals
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Today's cage match: the First Amendment vs Basic Human Decency
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot beverage
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dept. of Homeland Security finds Trump's travel ban pointless, says we need to stay focused on the real threats like nail clippers at airports
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
One researcher went to the Chinese factories that make Mardi Gras Beads and spoke to the workers who believe the beads will be given to royalty
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Murderer of Kim Jong Nam was paid just $90 for the assassination
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Today's made for Fark story comes to us from Fark's favorite state
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge rules attack in which black 17-year-old was called racial slurs and 'penetrated with a foreign object' is neither racist nor rape. Why yes, football players were involved
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I guess Brexit really was a warning
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Meet Private William Speakman. He used bottles of beer to fight off 6,000 Chinese soldiers during the Korean war: "Because of his valor, 400 British troops lived to fight another day. Speakman was awarded the Victoria Cross"
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Elderly man to neighborhood youths - get ON my lawn
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
They'll call it "The war of Eastern aggression"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Parents are becoming increasingly concerned that their children, who grow up shouting orders at voice-activated gadgets like Siri and Alexa, could be growing up to be spoilt and entitled"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is a test of your knowledge of this week's weird news. This is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you'd be bonkers already. It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. You can get Trumped, even if your name's Ali
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(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Today in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're keeping it simple: what's the last book you read, and what did you think of it? (LGT the Library of Congress because they're cool)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, how do you, like, stop using filler words?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woodsy woman
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Remember all the transparency that was supposed to happen when we gave our police body cameras? Well the police can only be transparent when the footage justifies their side, if not...well, you know
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Remember the third guy shot by the racist in Kansas? "I was just doing what anyone should have done," Grillot told the newspaper. "It's not about where he's from, or ethnicity. We're all humans." (Hero beats followup.)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Even though he's a lion, deep down inside he's still a cat, and wants some attention this Caturday
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know you're in Florida when you see a guy strip off his clothes in the middle of traffic and shout, "I am God"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Abra cadaver, you're dead
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Darrell Issa calls for special prosecutor on Trump-Russia ties
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(10 News)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays apologizes after a employee asked job applicant if he would sleep with his parents
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Subway's chicken contains about half real chicken and about half "tastes like chicken"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If your school is having a "Lunch with a Cop" day then you might just want to leave your airsoft gun and pot at home
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average Tooth Fairy payout hits all-time high of $4.66 in 2016. Entrepreneurial kids across the country reportedly going "full Kentucky" to cash in on these high rates
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The best part of a War on Drugs is that you get to accuse anyone who wants to stop your War on Drugs of being a drug dealer
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Looks like Peter Parker has some competition (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent. Any video you post on Snapchat can -- and will -- be used against you
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Too busy to sit through Church on March 1st? Come through the drive through and we'll rub dirt on your forehead
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Unusually mild winter in Canada thwarting traditional Canadian ritual of putting old people onto ice floes and never seeing them again. What do you mean she's back?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge to claimant: Fat, drunk and careless while wearing high heels is no way to go down the stairs lady
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding felon threatens customers at Florida Walmart. 'Inappropriate weaponry at Florida Walmart' trifecta in play
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kentucky PD: Yeah, maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a giant skull representing a vigilante and cold-blooded murderer emblazoned with the "Blue Lives Matter" colors on our vehicles. Our bad
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Kissimmee police take EPIC ethics training, which was totally rad and tubular
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California Governor wants to spend $450 million on flood control - or about the same amount it costs to build 1 mile of high-speed rail
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Mr. Peanut and the Nutmobile have come to Huntsville. And here we thought he was appointed as AG in Washington
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pelicans
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Mullet man says hair is not a hate crime
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Types of mass transit commuters. #1: Meh. #2: Needs to get kicked off. #3: Kicked off. #4: Needs to be smacked and kicked off. etc
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Is your teenage son constantly tired? If the answer is yes, a new study says he is likely headed for a life of crime
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
You know you are in the back woods when a person driving a sleigh reports that a man used his "flying machine" to cause a massive stampede of 1,500 elk and the reporter writes is as "yup, we live in the future"
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Deputy suspended after satanic curse allegation
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man facing felony charges after pulling gun at Chuck E. Cheese's. To be fair, it's a reasonable reaction to being surprised by an animatronic horror mouse
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Blind man tasered by police who mistook his white cane for a gun. This marks a troubling escalation in perceived violence by British police, who normally claim blind people were carrying Samurai swords before they got tazed
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Festivus recycler loses load in New York
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this levitation trick
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(Cornell University)
 
 
 
Meet the new chili that has all of the flavor of the habanero but none of the heat. Also has none of the point
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dutch abortion boat detained by Guatemalan army. If only they'd had a rudder of some kind, they could have stayed at sea
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
In another sign of how libby-lib the Church has become under Pope Francis, and a probable sign of the end times, Catholics are given permission to eat meat on Fridays during Lent. But only if you are a drunken, subhuman Irishman
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man caught flashing his genitals in the Intercourse library will soon be thrust in the hole, begging for sweet release
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Australian Navy is way more badass than you realize. Well, sure, they'd have to be to survive all the sharks, venomous eels, spiderfish, aquatic drop bears in the ocean down there
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beer thief keeps returning to the same store to steal cases of Budweiser. Not sure if this deserves a hero or sick tag, so we'll just call him sad
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It turns out Kim Jong Nam was auditioning for a sequel to The Rock
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger and you don't shoot a bb gun at a cop outside of a Florida Walmart
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Today's naked woman on a rampage in a church comes to us from the hamlet of Stamford, Connecticut. With why yes, she was likely high on drugs mugshot goodness
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Latest 'decline of Western civilization' indicator: Oxford dictionary announces latest additions including: "yes" "squad goals" "drunk text" "craptacular" and "drink the haterade"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Heroism can be found in the most unlikely of places. Yes, even inside a coffee table in Florida
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Finding a great fishing spot is great, but the owners of the pier would prefer you not use the same methods your dog does to "mark your spot". Thanks
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Brand-new Maserati stolen when salesman falls for the old "Wanna see my new boat?" trick
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
And here's a list of moronic Canadian calls to 911
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
In 1970, a shot from a striking teamster driver caused an 18-wheel truck filled with 21 tons of dynamite to vaporize. With photos of the hole in the interstate, and windows broken from over 12 miles away
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Two killers who murdered their respective spouses marry each other in Nepalese prison. And the marriage was arranged by the groom's mother, who is also in prison for helping her son kill his first wife. Awwwww
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
'Fake' psychic in trouble for posing as 'real' psychic. Let that sink in for a moment
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(Northumberland News)
 
 
 
If you abandoned a live chicken in the bathroom at the Cobourg McDonald's in Northumberland, Municipal Animal Services would like to tell you that unlike McNuggets, it was delicious
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his beautiful balloon
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Trump, We got the jobs, we don't have qualified applicants
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
The trial of the next batch of Branch Dildonians continues, featuring a video of these peaceful protestors discussing whether or not to execute federal employees and their families
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
It's been 26 years. Whatever happened to Generation X?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"Get out of my country" -- Those were the last words a 32-year-old Indian-born engineer heard before being murdered inside a Kansas bar
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Border Patrol at JFK refuse to let passengers arriving on domestic flight deplane without showing their papers. Move along citizen, nothing to see here
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Iowa legislator proposes bill to limit university hires to party loyalists
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Behold - the deep-sea giant WTF
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering, American troops are still in Iraq trying to clean up the mess from 2007, which was a cleanup from 2003, which was a cleanup from 1991
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wants to remove Hillary Clinton's landing strip
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Allo allo, what's all this then? Dearie, this man in't dead, he's merely restin'. Look, I tell ya, he got over it, and walked off. Put it in the report: "No offences were identified"
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Just when you thought heroes didn't exist, along comes a scientist who wants to eliminate hangovers by 2050
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Guy wears ladies' bras to work to "understand the brands he works with." That's his story and he's sticking to it
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