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Thu May 28, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Metro)
 
 
 
Every glass of water you drink is almost 100% dinosaur wee
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(20)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Thieves break into a car, steal a pair of sunglasses and ignore a million dollar lottery ticket
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(8)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reporting: Teen drivers are putting everyone at risk on the roads
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(8)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The snow in Boston may not melt before summer
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(18)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A hotel kicks out 30 guests after an argument erupts over a waffle-maker
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(36)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 525: "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(28)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Owner of carnival company to give free party to students who were excluded because they couldn't afford the $10 fee. "If I had known that there were kids not allowed to attend the carnival, I would have paid for them"
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(100)
 
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy records video of school buses constantly blowing through stop sign and exiting school grounds right onto busy street. Local news picks up story and confronts school district. Sign mysteriously disappears and is later replaced with yield sign
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(59)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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(210)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robots developed that can rapidly adapt to major damage, say scientists completely unfamiliar with Terminators, Screamers, Replicators, Borg, Sentinels, Omnidroids, and the general concept of unstoppable robot killing machines
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(58)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Strange, now that it's underwater, Texas not so scared of FEMA
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(234)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's a Grecian urn? Probably not enough to pay for this
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(44)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Über-trendy coffee bar
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(22)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
CSI: Cenozoic
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(32)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We're now capable of making computer chips out of wood, which can only mean that computer science has become some manner of witchcraft
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(45)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You know your rehab isn't going so well if your sober coach abruptly quits and leaves you in Mexico
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(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pentagon "inadvertently" releases anthrax spores into Texas and California one month prior to Jade Helm
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(77)
 
(Telegraph)
 
Facepalm
 
Breast cancer could be "stopped in tracks by cheap drugs," in today's story you're not hearing much about on American news networks that run a lot of pharmaceutical ads
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Student suspended for sharing his ghost pepper with classmates. "I was told that it's equivalent to giving someone LSD"
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(95)
 
(Havasu News)
 
 
 
Drone buzzing Memorial Day tourists in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, brought down by unmanned aerial T-shirt
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(88)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Two damn dirty apes have lawyered up and are in court applying for "personhood"
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(175)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dan Savage wants to make Duggar the new Santorum: 'Clearly duggary needs to be a word'
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(170)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-up guy
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(23)
 
(Blackmore Vale Magazine)
 
 
 
"He will be sadly missed, both for his propensity to consume stale bread and cake, along with his ability to toss upstart young moorhens all over the place." Somerset village to hold funeral for popular local duck
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(14)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge who used Facebook to deride criminals in her courtroom resigns
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(26)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's so damn hot in India that the roads are melting
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(93)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seagull photobombs precision flying team at Wales air show
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Its okay now. Both engines seem to be back on now. Feel free to move about the cabin, change your shorts"
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is an Air France Boeing 777 with 37 people on board please divert your course now. This is a volcano, your call
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(55)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
If flooding and washed out homes and roads wasn't enough now Texans are having to deal with floating balls of AW HELL NO
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(139)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
India's tallest man (8ft 1in) tells what it's like to live the high life
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Do dogs like cats or do cats just hate dogs?
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(53)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World Trade Center's observation deck opens. It's a towering 360 degree view of NYC
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally, an article that leads with a question that can be answered YES
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(121)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Take my last BBQ rib? Fork you
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(38)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here are photos of the arrested FIFA officials, a dream team of subjects for caricature artists, photoshoppers and captioners
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Pilot of MH370 was on his way to buzz the tower at Diego Garcia when plane went missing
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(53)
 
(Moron.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for biting off pit bull's testicles. Not sure who's the victim here. Also not sure if this mug shot is the woman or the pit bull
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man missing for 23 years found submerged in Citation. Please
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leading environmental scientists develop plan to solve California's drought crisis: tax organic farm products, which are less efficient than non-organics, to drive down demand and improve efficiency. CHECKMATE, HIPPIES
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
Facepalm
 
China says it is the rightful owner of the South China Sea and all its land because it wants it and always has. In other news, subby owns Jessica Alba and the Pacific Ocean which will now be referred to as "Duke Sucks Ocean"
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(66)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Drunken kilted carjacker detained"
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(12)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Auckland, NZ police searching for a man trying to be Superman with a speeding locomotive, say he left shoe marks on engine before running away
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ron Jeremy caught standing naked on a billboard. (Possibly not safe for work)
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Idaho man survives direct lightning strike to the head which shredded the clothes off his body
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(59)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Homeless man arrested for panhandling and urinating in public. Cops put his photo on Facebook along with helpful announcement that since he had $800 in cash on him he doesn't really need your money anymore, kthxbye
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(172)
 
(Internet Archive)
 
Awkward
 
Duggar cached website: "Rape and incest represent heinous crimes and as such should be treated as capital crimes"
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(350)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
"Wreckage found after sailor goes missing in boat made of car parts"
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(25)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Colonial Williamsburg to offer live fire musket range for tourists to experience the Second Amendment the way our founding fathers did
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(89)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
♫ Life is like a hurricane here in Hartford. Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur. Might solve a murder mystery ♫
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(14)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cute: Your dog races your car down the driveway. Awesome: Dolphins surf the bow wave in front of the nuclear submarine you're testing
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(51)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Meet Charlie, the Web's newest urban legend. You can summon him and stuff
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(130)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't enter your PIN without checking the amount on your bill: it could cost you in £223,000 for six beers
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(54)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas earthen dam failure damn "imminent". Link goes to live feed(Update: officials now say dam will hold)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Suspicions were first raised about Boyd Holder, a pastor in Tennessee, USA, when he was caught by local police allegedly having sex with a man in a van belonging to the Victory Apostolic Church where he worked"
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
• Illusion of understanding • Illusion of control • Not News • Fark.ppt
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists fight fire with fire - use herpes virus to successfully treat cancer. "About 10 per cent of the patients treated experienced a complete remission"
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(Quincy Herald-Whig)
 
 
 
Unless you have some time to kill, don't ask this Illinois couple to show you pictures of their grandchildren. They just had their 100th. "There's always room for one more"
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(27)
 
(The Tab (UK))
 
 
 
"Baffled police say it's the first time they've ever had someone steal a steering wheel"
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(28)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop what really has the fans scared
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 22, 6pm. Tour Update
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
Awkward
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law acts like she's the mother to my kids. She wrote a story for my daughter where a girl's parents died and she went to live with the grandparents and said it was a happy ending. Should I fear for my life?"
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(71)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ruh Rho
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(30)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
29 shot, 9 dead in Ballujah over the Memorial Day weekend
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(134)
 
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
Awkward
 
Well this is awkward: Kenyan lawyer wants to trade Malia Obama for 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats during the President's summer visit. (From the comments: "Imagine how many Cherutos you can get with that type of dowry")
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(68)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Pot-friendly hotel finally opens in downtown Denver: "Other hotels will fine you crazy amounts and kick you out. I've been kicked out of a hotel for smoking pot, it was a few years back, but that's the kind of stuff that won't happen in our hotel"
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(58)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Spain's massive human tower competition puts the USC's cheer squad to shame
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(20)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas legislators feverishly working to ensure women of all incomes have access to cervical and breast cancer screenings. Oh wait, scratch that, reverse it. They're gutting all state funds because fark poor women, that's why
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(126)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas floods were powerful enough to raise the dead
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Creepy
 
Meet the newest "Human Barbie." She's a 26-year-old Russian hottie whose parents choose her clothes and refuse to let her date, but they totally approve of her raunchy photos. She's never even had a boyfriend (w/pics)
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(120)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Life-size bronze Jesus Christ vanishes off church cross
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(37)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A rookie mistake many first time drug dealers make is arranging sales via Craigslist (Bonus: This is your mugshot .... ON WEED)
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Paula Cooper, the youngest person on Death Row, is no longer so
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(59)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
When Scotland passes better education policy it's time to admit Fark needs a Texas tag too
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(26)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad day: You crash into a fire hydrant and the water opens up a hole in the road. You go to inspect the damage and get locked out of your truck so you have to kick in the back window. Then you try to drive away and fall into the hole
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(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're smug when people can literally smell the happiness wafting off from you
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(9)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Students release ladybugs into their school- 72,000 of them to be exact
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher has sex with twelve year old, is acquitted of rape charges, and wants to teach again. Why yes, it was a female teacher because a guy would've been convicted
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(61)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland police to stop hitting people on heads with guns, will just go back to using bullets
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(14)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Forget karaoke, darts, trivia nights, British pubs find a more realistic way to draw patrons (Not safe for work)
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. kicks preemptive goal against FIFA
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(451)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
According to the report, as police were removing him from the plane, he was yelling, "Y'all are dicks"
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