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Sat February 13, 2016
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Armed robber tries to steal expensive shoes. Victim disarms the robber. Also unarms him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hai skool seenyers upset they're righting scors ar low on ACT evin if they kan pay $50 to git rescord
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Here there are, your Bundy Militia themed Valentine's Day cards. 'Ammon' love with you, Valentine
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Fri February 12, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The science of combining alcohol and marijuana. Wait... there's a SCIENCE?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dollar General assumes all their customers have cars built before 1988
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Behold: The ultimate government worker
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Just in time for Valentine's Day, here are nine diseases you can get from kissing
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely fellow
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Relic of Abe Vigoda will be enshrined in Denver
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(27)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Caption His Holiness in a different kind of hat altogether
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to land a 737 if both pilots had the fish for dinner. Step 1: Apply Chapstick
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cop calls Black Lives Matter leader's suicide a "happy ending," receives paid vacation for his trouble
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(Maine News Online)
 
 
 
For some, the risk of dementia is falling. For others, the risk of dementia is falling
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winter wonderland
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and the Fark Weird News Quiz is back. Which is good, you needed a break from figuring out what to do for your girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Your supermodel girlfriend. From Canada
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman charged in four recent store robberies tells police she needed money for dog food and kitty litter. "Sounds to me like it was... (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) ...pet-ty theft"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Paternity leave is for you to take care of your wife and newborn child, not your horny mistress. You'd think the guy who wrote the paternity leave law would understand that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy anti government icon would like a government appointed lawyer, please
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Texas-style chili may be beef and spices and not much else, and Cincinnati chili may have spaghetti noodles, but Austrian chili apparently includes hash and magic mushrooms
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
This is why you don't park on snow emergency routes during storm
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before: US-backed rebels in the Middle East are now fighting against the US
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just the thing to cheer you up on a light-hearted Friday: Desperate death row prisoners' last words revealed
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Drunken Walmart shopper tries to marinate his trout
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Indonesia seeks to stamp out same-sex relationships via the deletion of gay emojis
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Health hazards associated with wind turbines include dodging the 113-foot blades when they fall off
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Saved By The Bell" themed diner opening in Chicago. Depending on how well he does handling a dish towel, it will be nice for fans to see Screech finding work again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dildos warn of booby traps
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
NOLA parents have foolproof plan on how to keep their kid from bringing home poor grades
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
After four months in the hospital, a baby weighing just 10 ounces at birth has finally gone home. Doctors say with careful dieting she should still be on track for a career as a supermodel
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're a wannabe soldier claiming to have been awarded a top medal, spend a few extra bucks and hire someone who really understands Photoshop better than you. Just sayin'
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Here's why fruits and vegetables taste better in Europe
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(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)
 
 
 
Stranger pledges $1 million to put 26 kindergartners through college. Which by the time they are ready to graduate high school should just about cover one semester
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(AP)
 
 
 
Goodwill wants to help you get rid of all your ex's stuff this Valentine's Day
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House proposes $19 billion NASA budget. Most money earmarked towards rocket launches, inevitable investigations as to What Went Wrong
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rupicapra
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Guy eats at all 46 London McDonald's locations in one day. "I've learned about parts of London I didn't know, foods I didn't know, and areas of my body I didn't know could feel pain." Sounds about right
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Have opiate abusing friends or relatives? Several states now sell narcan a previously prescription only antidote over the counter. You still have to call 911 but it beats being dead
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man remembers identity after 30 years, immediately forgets about being known as Agent K
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Looking for a cozy abode in London? Well if you've got $34,650,360, you can snatch up this freshly renovated 13,154-square-foot home where Bowie, Pink Floyd and The Smiths all recorded in when it was Mayfair Recording Studios
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed three times in fight over sunglasses. I guess you could say things got a little ***puts on Exhibit A*** shady ... YEAAAHHH
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is we may have found a cure for your cancer. The bad news it requires injecting you with black widow venom
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cleveland officials: "We're waiving that $500 ambulance bill for that boy that was killed by the police. We're cool now, right?"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
An ex-Playboy model crashes into a motorcycle cop pursuing a speeding driver. Then things start to get weird
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
I'm not a constitutional law expert, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Constitution claiming drivers aren't required to have driver licenses
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