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Wed November 26, 2014
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to falsely claim a 'found dog' posted on Craigslist, don't turn around and try to sell that dog on Craigslist. With mug shot of a baby seal or possibly an alien in drag
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for aiming banana at police. The officers were able to bring the incident to a peaceful conclusion since they had thankfully been taught self defense against fresh fruit, and could have even handled a man armed with loganberries
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A look at how all the planets earned their names. Apparently subby's been wrong about Uranus all this time
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Misspelled LA Freeway sign taken down. Now how will people know to take Olimpic Boulevard to get the Pubic Libary?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Short chat with an officer who offers some perspectives on use of force by police
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kickass goat
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
As if being a Tampa Bay Bucs fan isn't bad enough, the stadium bar got busted for serving colored water as tequila shots
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego charity raised money for AIDS patients. Executive director spent it on eye exams, meals, dental work, cash withdrawals and a trip to a clothing optional resort near Palm Springs
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Governor "paying very close attention" to case of man who is 21 years into a 48 year prison sentence for a drive-by shooting someone else has admitted to for decades. Tag is for the justice system
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're visiting Germany, get ready to bag your own groceries, observe silence on Sundays, and always be prepared for public nudity (Not safe for work)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Huge manatee goes to Texas where everything is huge seeking relatives, finds out none have moved there in 19 years
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Driving down the road smoking crack with a child in the car is no way to go through life...substance abuse treatment center manager
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bananagun
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
♫♪You gotta fight. ♪ For your right ♪♪ To POTTY ♫♪♫
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
How to cope with the dreaded fear of DRIVING IN THE SNOW
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Want to go skiing this year? Enjoy being part of the 1%
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nothing says delicious, wholesome dairy product quite like 'Coca Cola'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to write a law granting holiday time off for public employees, make certain you have someone review it for clarity, otherwise you'll have to give people time off for Festivus so they can air grievances and decorate the pole
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Tue November 25, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Guess who got banned because of their dubious sexuality and for walking around half naked? Ok, besides your Uncle Tommy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're planning on travelling along the east coast for Thanksgiving, you should plan to leave yesterday
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Shooting yourself in the face won't win the argument you're having with your wife. Oh, it will END the argument. But you still won't win
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides is pretty thorough, with charts and graphs and MASHED POTATOES OVER STUFFING? THIS LIST FAILS
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When they say that Australia is the land down under they really mean it
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police investigate suspicious envelope because, really, who uses the mail anymore?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who grows the hottest chilies in the UK reveals his secret to getting them so hot - he shouts at them. Wait, what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's "bridezilla," then there's "So what if I caused a national panic, I want my money back"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farmer uses 3,500 year old Bronze Age ceremonial dagger as a doorstop for years, unaware of its "incredible importance" until a friend says he should get it checked out by archaeologists - then sells it to a museum
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On one hand, this teenager is addicted to eating sponges and goes through two a week to satisfy her cravings. On the other, she can handle messy spills with ease
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to get a pet monkey for Christmas, this group is doing their damnedest to squash your dreams
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Toy gun prompts lockdown at state hospital for the criminally stupid
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Signing your name in wet cement. New hotness: Doing donuts in wet cement with your 4-wheeler and trailer while cussing out construction workers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create a new face for this reasonably well-known statue
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(ABC)
 
 
 
How many Polish arsonists does it take to burn a 750-year old tree? One, and he's a dick
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Two men in hospital after hash oil explosion in gas station bathroom. On the bright side, the restroom is now cleaner than it's been in years
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
University of Maine fans fail to beat record for most flannel worn at an event, hope to overtake the Association of Lesbian Lumberjack Grunge Fans next time
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(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Assistant principal and front runner for "Alpha Male A**hole of the Week," shaved off a student's haircut in the cafeteria because he didn't like the way it looked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferguson grand jury documents released in effort to appease the three people who will actually read them instead of finding something to burn
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Do you want your vagina to smell like r*pe ***ch
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(GQ)
 
 
 
GQ's thirty least influential people of 2014. Subby saved from list by posting this article
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Kung Fu Saloon employee charged with assault. I wish I made up that headline
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elves can be dicks, claims author with too much time on his hands
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If you have stolen blood contaminated with Ebola, Guinea and the rest of the world want to speak with you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As you stand in line at Walmart on Black Friday, look at the bright side: your wait for cheap doorbusters won't be as long as the wait for Walmart to pay fines for people getting trampled to death on Black Friday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in the box
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(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
There's tree huggers, and then there's this guy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Helpful advice for those spending Thanksgiving alone: get out of bed at some point, take a shower, try not to drown in the shallow emptiness of your bleak and hollow existence
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Robber to Store Clerk: Forget it. You need the money more than I do
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
If you only see one 400-pound Sasquatch statue wearing bunny ears today, this should be the one
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google searches may predict what you're getting for Christmas. I can't wait to unwrap my lesbian dwarf twins
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Grieving Afghan Mother 'Kills 10 Taliban In Revenge'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Third-quarter GDP revised up to 3.9 percent. Thanks, Obama
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sports book robbed by a man who looks a lot like Jose Canseco, although it's too early to start pointing fingers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A tiger released by Vladimir Putin is considered a main suspect in mysterious goat deaths in China
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China constructs airstrip on disputed island so tiny it doesn't even have a hill for future U.S. Marines to dramatically raise a flag over in front of news cameras
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ten foods that experts say are good for you that you think are gross and won't eat, like Marmite, liver, anchovies, brussels sprouts and beetroot. Have them all on the same sammich to get over a few of your food phobias at once
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Usually, you're happy when your seventh grader learns to cook. Usually
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you are a living god charging a fortune for courses about how to use black magic to train people to be like you, it might not be a good idea to get arrested on drugs and firearms charges. This never happened to Voldemort
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(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Massachusetts town: We shall speak no more of this "Christmas vacation"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Why are online comments being phased out? My brother Joe says it's because you can earn $600 a week selling from your very own home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain opens "country club for cats" where they can get away from their gruelling daily schedules and just lick themselves for a bit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, what happens to the turkeys pardoned by the President?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man hunting geese in New Jersey accidentally bags himself
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pain, horror, and terror of the email forward
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years since Tofurky first came to market. If you look carefully, you'll realize that most of that original batch are still sitting in grocery store freezers waiting to be bought
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While the media is quick to question the health risks of always having your head bowed down to look at your phone, why don't we hear a bad about the same dangers when knitting, playing chess, or reading a book?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant donut
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Research finds that texting posture is equivalent to hanging a sixty pound weight from your neck. Is there an emoticon for that?
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(49)
 
(Ustream)
 
 
 
Does CNN's health plan cover rocks to the head? Where can I buy a cell phone or an oil filter? And will someone PLEASE get Don Lemon a gas mask? It's Ferguson unrest Day 1 Part 3, LGT Livestream (unless Bassem's phone has been stolen again)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest-selling girl toy is no longer Barbie; she has let the title go to none other than Queen Elsa. Good luck finding one this Christmas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China to curb coal emissions by 2020 amid climate change concerns, ensuring humanity survives until the machines take over or over-population turns us into morlock and eloi
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