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Tue May 03, 2016
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, 38, dies "of a broken heart" less than 48 hours after his wife dies at age 40 in her sleep from a blood clot, leaving behind six children, ages 6,11,13,17, and 20
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
If you run from the cops, jump in a river and they presume you've drowned, it's probably best to get farther away than the next county over during the intervening six weeks
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those stupid first class passengers with their free drinks and leg room make me want to punch somebody
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Unresolved environmental issues aside, this Keurig-like machine creates perfect, piping-hot, organic corn tortillas at the rate of one a minute. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY NOW
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Americans drink out of 'the worst thing that ever happened to beer'
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Bakery attempts delivery of freshly-toasted bread by setting semi containing 60,000 loaves on fire as it runs down the motorway
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Experts say Zika virus birth defects may be 'Tip of the Iceberg' EVERYBODY PANIC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The patient sustained [redacted]"
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(Indy Week)
 
 
 
The folks who produce those clicklists such as "The 8 Best Restaurants in Virginia" haven't been to those restaurants. Or Virginia
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
That cruise ship that traveled between South Florida and Cuba finally arrived
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies charge man of many parts... goat parts
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hogan suing Gawker again, claiming that a site bold enough to publish a minute or so of his sex tape wasn't bold enough to reveal him a racist and had the National Enquirer do it
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this save
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
If you've ever lusted for reading the words "loudly fornicating" in the news, wait no further
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Princeton University professor posts resume of "failures" during his academic career, much to the delight of the internets
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shooting at New Jersey frat injures one. But the keg was okay
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Who's better at throwing shade...
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In preparation for Un's upcoming coronation and nuclear brag fest, Best Korea places Pyongyang on lockdown and bans all weddings and funerals due to security concerns
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz finally denounces the allegations that her husband is the Zodiac Killer. Which is exactly what the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The music industry just logged the largest growth year of the 21st century, which is strange because I was told that they were on the verge of being killed by piracy
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(WOKV Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Rescuing a dog from a hot car? That's a beatin' (with pics)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Motorcycles join guns as things impossible to get licenses for in DC
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(RealRadio FM)
 
 
 
Haywood Jablowme hits new personal record
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Norway figures out how to use the F-16 for something other than running rings around the F-35
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(Tyler Paper)
 
 
 
You know that nightmare where you can't move, you can't speak, you can't breathe but you're fully aware of everything about you? Meet one Brisa Alfaro who actually lived it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
54 weeks ago, they sat at the bottom of the Barclays Premier League table, facing almost certain relegation. In August, bookmakers put their odds of winning the League at 5000-1. Today, Leicester City did just that. Tag doesn't begin to cover it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bonjour, student-os
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Northern California authorities have arrested a 31-year-old Alabama man for allegedly wielding a machete after an argument over dog feces"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Okay, killing Osama bin Laden now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court decides to hear case on if cheerleader uniforms can be copyrighted, dream of seeing Supreme Court justices form pyramid one step closer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School in Scotland has 220 students who don't speak a word of comprehensible English. And not a single student is Scottish, that's why it's weird
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK nuclear power plant to be most expensive object on Earth, thus dethroning subby's ex-wife
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sues employer for trying to bore him to death
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Lesser miracles. Link goes to example
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for DUI on I-75. Minutes later, Florida man's sister arrives to make it a twofer
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman chases convicted video voyeur out of Target. Florida: He accidentally picked a repeat victim
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tired of lonely nights in empty fields? Boredom in the barn? This tall, dark, and handsome stud is hot to trot and ready to treat you, and your flank, like the royalty he is. Professional and discreet; in calls preferred, out calls negotiable
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Deputy Police Chief: I apologize if my racist, sexist emails and demands for profiling offended anyone. But, in fairness to me, they weren't supposed to be seen by the public
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Test company hired by Tennessee to test school kids failed tests to create test but still allowed to try to administer test and fails
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Selfie Taking 101: When posing with a pistol, do not confuse the button on your camera phone with the trigger on your gun
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Del Taco manager who brags about being the owner's son during obscenity-filled tirade about overlooked hot sauce packets and the likelihood of cellphone footage "going viral" finds out the answer is no on 1, yes on 2
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
University: "We should not have paid $17,570 for a dining hall table. It was a mistake"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom, you sacrificed for me, gave up countless hours raising me, and abandoned your youth on my behalf. And to repay you this Mother's Day, I've giving you...this crap
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man gets 32 years for multiple burglaries and a lack of imagination
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Sharks are interrupted by photographers while trying to enjoy a dugong in Brisbane. Sharks warn that the next interloper will become dessert. Subby's too lazy to find out what a dugong is
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If the lines at your local gas station seem a bit longer today, it has nothing to do with gas prices. It's just been 17 drawings since anyone won the Powerball, and the jackpot has climbed to a third of billion dollars
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Shouldn't have taken his stapler
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kit-Kat launches what is already being hailed as most disgusting flavor of all time
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Legendary pizza maker Burt Katz dies at 78. Pizza war threads declare truce in mourning
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: SuperNova 3G/4G LTE Hotspot & Free LTE Internet from FreedomPop. Oh my. I can't get past the '80s flashbacks. (Sponsored Link)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron says, the reason why he has no more to say to his wife, who already had two black eyes, was because he already told her twice. This did not go over well on Twitter
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when one of the leading spokesmen for sex offenders' civil rights is caught texting an underage boy
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
ISIS has released a hit list of 3,000 New Yorkers whose names they seemingly pulled at random from the phone book
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
So, you're on a flight and you see a mobile hotspot named "Mobile Detonation Device"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Join us all in wishing a happy 45th birthday to AMTRAK, the paste-eating second-grader of the train transportation world
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Turns out that the playground really IS trying to kill your children. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly informs his new employer he's 17 cm tall
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Inmates buying tiny cell phones by the buttload, Nixon's Waterloo, and Cmen from a Dmen: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/24 - 4/30
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In other words, "When the F-35 can handle unpaved runways and multiple attack runs in bad weather with low ceilings while staying in visual contact with troops, THEN it can replace the Warthog"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this New York City icon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Small Nebraska town does not want 1,100 new jobs there, because it would be a disturbance to their way of life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Fark Party - May 7th, 7pm - Lefty O'Douls
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
There have been 23 toddler shootings this year with top five pre-K gun club states being Georgia, Missouri, Texas, Michigan, and Florida
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In Alaska people fly their own planes, build their own homes, grow their own vegetables, fix their own engines, catch their own fish, cut down their own trees, hunt their own meat and can their own jam. So why not school their own children?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Taking a trip to Ibiza this summer? Bad news - They've just banned drinking in the street ... and that includes water
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Good luck explaining to your insurance company that you crashed your car on the highway because you were startled by a life-or-death struggle between a marten and a chicken
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you're the man sprinkling an unknown liquid on the food carts inside a Whole Foods Store, the FBI really wants to have a word with you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Climbers Alex Lowe and David Bridges declared the 1999-2016 tag-team hide-n-seek champions
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teen who recently made it as a firefighter continues overachieving by setting 18 arson fires in 2 weeks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Footage of Best Korea conducting air combat training is...you know what? Screw it. No headline would ever be as funny as the video itself
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Unlikely way to die: Riding a scooter in downtown Boston and being hit by a boat
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
But I don't understand. We just had the exterminator in to spray the apartment for bears about a week ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These baby squirrels hand-reared by volunteers after being made homeless when their tree was cut down will meet 110 percent of your cuteness quotient for the day
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