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Mon August 29, 2016
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iran rolls out domestic internet. It's like the regular internet but without the things anyone wants, like porn, music, porn, movies, porn, gambling, and porn
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
#TheZuckening is the next stage in meme pages' crusade against Facebook
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(Belleville Intelligencer)
 
 
 
After sex toy theft; police are probing for witnesses. Investigation is grinding to a halt
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy a cocktail with horseradish and beet-root? You have similar tastes to Putin
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
'Iceroad Truckers' star Darrell Ward killed in plane crash while traveling to begin filming a pilot for a new show involving the recovery of plane crashes
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bobbies lobby to allow policemen to openly wear tattoos on the job, "arguing that the service needs to better reflect modern Britain"
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"Stamina Watch: Trump vs. Hillary. Who Lasts Longer?" Please be about the bedroom please be about the bedroom
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Andrea Tantaros will take a lie detector test if Roger Ailes and Fox Execs will too. She has a list of questions for them to answer
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man says he believed he was God until one of his sexual attack victims bit him, although why Morgan Freeman would attack anyone is unknown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exercise guru
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's becoming increasingly difficult to separate reality from parody as Sarah Palin falls down and cracks her head and finds a way to turn the incident into an attack on Hillary Clinton
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(Variety)
 
NewsFlash
 
Willy Wonka, the Waco Kid, and Dr. Frederick Frankenstein all pass away on the same day. RIP Gene Wilder
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
In an attempt to speed up the Redneck Apocalypse, Walmart sues Texas in an effort to sell hard liquor to customers
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Mom can I have a puppy? "No." How about a baby rhino? "Okay"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Huma cuts off Weiner
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(MSN)
 
 
 
San Francisco's rent is so high that this woman chose to live homeless
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sunday storm in Manitoba brought hail the size of nickels, loonies and even eggs, three acknowledged forms of measurement when it comes to precipitation
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember to turn up for work today. Your king might be there, demanding explanations
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A change to Fark that you won't hate
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 50 least powerful people in the world. List somehow fails to mention the shy intern with the weird name that works in the basement, or the homeless dude in Uruguay that lives somewhere in the forest
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Something did not happen at LAX
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, wreaks horrible vengeance from Heaven
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey police blame forty-nine deaths on na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN heroin
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Caption what Zuckerberg is thinking
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Zika virus is being spread by: A) mosquitoes; B) tainted blood; C) apathy
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman finally gets an answer to a message in a bottle which she placed in the water in 1995 as an 8-year-old child
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(Texas)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big cowpoke
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Rural EMS to stop carrying EpiPens over cost hikes. Peanuts, bee stings seen giving each other high fives
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burkina Faso does not like big butts and they cannot lie
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Paleontologist Jack Horner of Jurassic Park fame pushed into retirement after discovering a rare specimen known as Matrimonius Undergradiata
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mortal Wombat, Mongolian Beef, and Skynet learning, but from all the wrong sites: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/21 - 8/27
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The hottest drink of the summer is this sort of wine slushie
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before some carney decided to try selling deep fried Jell-O at the state fair
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prison escapee, unhappy with her posted mugshot, offers media a more flattering image
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
As if millennials didn't have enough to be blamed about, they can now add 'declining sales of bars of soap' to that list
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
You know the drill. Someone steals your dog. You post it on Facebook. It gets more than ten thousand shares. Your dog is recovered 962 miles from home and returned to you. That's how the internet works
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Anthony Weiner is at it again, but this time with both the little Weiners in frame (possibly not safe for work)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tybee Island police shocked to find beheaded voodoo doll outside their station. They know its a real one because it has a label that says "Voo Doo" right on it. Bonus disfigured lizard adds to the mumbo jumbo mojo
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Who's joining Donald Trump for dinner? Use Photoshop to solve the mystery
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Charles Osgoodbye
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Happy 53rd birthday, "I Have A Dream" speech. Yes, you can listen and watch
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Guy robs donut shop across from police station, doesn't get two feet out the door. #CunningPlan
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The National Park Service says people are morans
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your fear of clowns is warranted
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Even despite being fully insured, a California resident received an $18,000 medical bill
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Florida got be the way it is? Florida man explains it all
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Three of the biggest gangs in Los Angeles have agreed to peace. No, really
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Officials admit that raw sewage has been leaking into the Baltimore harbor for several days, in case anyone is wondering why it smells so much better
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve this artistic rendering
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
If you got bad grades in school it's because you had ugly teachers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chicken is retiring, leaving some people to cry fowl
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two airline pilots arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol as they prepared to fly from Glasgow to New York point out they're in Scotland and what else were they supposed to be doing?
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(Worchester News)
 
 
 
Who hasn't worn a traffic cone on their head? Seems that will get you arrested in England
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy cereal or toast with jam for breakfast? You're doing it wrong
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hurricane Gaston is expected to strengthen while three other disturbances remain under watch, including one threatening Florida. Welcome to the end of Summer, folks
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
At least 90 drug cases in Houston will be tossed out because a deputy "destroyed" the evidence in the "overcrowded property room." The deputy has since been "fired"
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Help name these koala babies, and make sure the name is of good quality
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(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
Murder suspect to represent himself in court, saying he knows everything he needs to know about lawyers by watching TV
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Love bites ...then you die
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Father with a short temper catches his daughter in his car fooling around with a boy. Girl not glad after mad dad goes off like a bad launching pad
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Video for all the morans that don't know the rules of the road. In other news, not even this video will stop morans from driving 55 in the left lane, even though they're causing accidents
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Local news station video editor just earned their paycheck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might wanna sit down for this: the F-35 may have "significant" problems
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - the moment before disaster strikes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Theme parties
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The only thing that would make Skid Row worse than it already is would be if somebody introduced Spice to the people living there. Fortunately that hasn't happened and ... oh, crap
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Teacher facing suspension after forcing the only black girl in her class to play a slave trying to escape via the underground railroad
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes has bookends this weekend with Rosberg at the front and Hamilton at the rear due to grid penalties. After the August break it is time to treat yourself to a Spa day and the Formula 1 Belgian Grand Prix at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Truck carrying digger strikes pedestrian bridge over motorway, causing it to collapse onto another truck and a motorbike. And Subby saw the whole thing happen in his rear view mirror as it happened two seconds after he'd passed under the bridge
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Look at the picture of this Southwest Air plane to see what it calls a "mechanical issue." Tag is for the pilot and crew
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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