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Wed August 20, 2014
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
If you were raised in a devoutly Christian household and grew up on a farm, you are probably chopping off someone's dick right now
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Tue August 19, 2014
(CBS 3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Apparently, there's no need for the grand jury to meet as scheduled and weigh the evidence in the Ferguson shooting--the Governor has saved them the trouble, demands "vigorous prosecution" of officer
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
♪ Grandma thought her grandson was a burglar... Shot him with a gun kept by her side... We don't know if she'll face any jail time... But damn she's really lucky no one died... ♪
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Duke leaks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
St. Louis City Police Chief Sam Dotson sadly gives a lesson in how to handle an officer involved shooting with a direct detailed account of another shooting
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study shows that if you have daughters, you'll be well cared-for in your old age. But if you have sons, you'll probably die alone and be eaten by your cats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can't keep track of who's bombing who anymore? You're not alone
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Hezbollah lowers minimum age for fighters to 16 so it can better fight ISIS. Whoever wins... we lose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tense negotiation
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Service animal. New hotness: Overdue for service animal
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Berlin's Ebola patient downgraded to diarrhea patient
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Here's what Ferguson could learn from Cincinnati...and the Cardinals already know not to have J.J. Hoover in their bullpen, so it's not that
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man slowly in the process of contributing to the best animated gif loop ever
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
How many therapy dogs can you claim before the neighbors start getting suspicious?
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"There's never been a person in Iowa ever charged with having an expired bottle of antacid"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chew on this: Why biting your nails is bad for you
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Forget the Riots, Missouri Mall may have made the worst commercial ever
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(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Islamic militants' response to Ferguson police roughing up journalists: "Amateurs"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate's Amanda Hess says "Policing misogyny is fabulous in theory. In practice, it's a biatch." REPORTED
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out not that many people want to smell like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Muslims think mental illness is caused by invisible jinn, whereas we in the enlightened West know that mental illness is caused by vaccines
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Victim bludgeoned to death with hammer 'suffered a violent death,' well-paid expert says
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After discovering their new husbands' homes had no toilets, six newlywed women in India returned to their parents because they had no place else to go
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
"Honey, does this embalming fluid make my corpse look fat?"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Phoenix, Arizona in absolute chaos as water fell from the sky. "What is this new devilry?"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't normally partake in the Panamericana/Indian Trail car challenge going from the Amazon to the Arctic Ocean, but when I do, I only drive vintage Volvos bedecked with international decals and license plates
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Students who graduate with degrees from for-profit colleges find they are equally as qualified to flip burgers as those who never attended college
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cutsiebears
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason number 6 to have an organized desk. Mayor now seeks to repeal law against saggy pants he accidentally signed rather than vetoing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Popular Ukraine commander wounded after mortar attack, years of playground teasing
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Owl flies into apartment, opens bird cage of pet canaries, and, well since you're reading this here, you can assume it doesn't end well
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Google confirms that sharks are attacking the internet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Russia set to confiscate Jack Daniel's Honey because something non-whiskey is in it. Duh. It's called "honey"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Survey finds people under the age of 35 perfectly cool with using a latex glove, plastic wrap, sandwich bags and the thumb of their old catcher's mitt instead of condoms
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
CNN anchor asks why police in Ferguson don't use water cannons. Her co-anchor's look says it all
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
What's a Benway? Enough to terrify a Marlborough Man
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Source in Ferguson PD says that more than a dozen witnesses have backed up officers Darren Wilson's account of the Michael Brown Shooting. No word on who these 27 witnesses are, or when the 53 witnesses will make statements. Reporter has backtracked
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
(deepest voice) "Hello, Alex? This is Tucker's father. Tucker won't be marrying you on Saturday because he's just killed himself. Why yes I do sound a lot like me, I mean, my son but now I must hang up"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Uh folks, we can't land this plane because our traffic controllers have decided to take a nap"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks: Can anyone fix the Ferguson police department? You know what they say about articles with a question in the title. No. It's no
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"We're not criminalizing homelessness. We're just going to arrest you if you're homeless here"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk in a Beijing alley with a massive hard on? Not even once
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michelle Duggar takes a few minutes off from creating her own race of mutants to robocall Arkansas about THE GAYS
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Keeping your skin toned and youthful is as easy as putting a rubber ball gag with rubber wings in your mouth and moving your head about to make the wings flap
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Perfect for drinkers who want a stiff one
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
♫ Your lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. Your heart sweats, your body shakes. Another shot is what it takes. You can't sleep, you can't eat; there's no doubt, you're in deep ♫
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
To avoid another Eyjafjallajökull disaster, here's a clear and simple guide for pronouncing Bárðarbunga
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Who knew giant pits in the ground where rugged men burrow deeper into the earth to excavate rare metals could look so sensuous and pure?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ I'm starting to eat the man in the river ♪
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How the Ferguson Fiasco would be written if it were occurring in say the Middle East as opposed to the Middle West
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(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Pope Francis implores people to seek peaceful resolution with ISIS as he.... wait, what did he say? Attack ISIS? The Pope said that?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wave of surprise
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New data show the highest earners are making less money in the current economy, although makers of tiny violins expect to see surge in profits
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
This is the best photo I have ever taken. DIT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to soon to be out of business cafe owner, Australians don't like their coffee black
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(Slate)
 
 
 
School forces students in gym class to wear heart monitors so teachers can ensure they aren't "slacking off." Because washed-up athletes who scraped by with Ds in college are qualified to evaluate students
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
41 and 36-year-old sisters have been sentenced to death by hanging for kidnapping children as part of a begging operation and murdering them when they were no longer useful. I'm pretty sure I already saw this movie in 2008
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Get hit by a forklift resulting in a fractured ankle which required pins inserted in it, as well as a large laceration to one of your legs? That's $118,450 (USD) in reparation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of faking cancer and scamming thousands from donors arrested as she tried to board a plane bound for Chicago so she could appear on Dr. Phil
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Remember that botched raid where the SWAT team threw a flashbang grenade into a toddler's crib? The county refuses to pay the toddler's medical bills
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Atlanta woman enters mugshot hall of fame after swiping, crashing police car, looks like submitter feels on any given Monday morning
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