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Sun June 25, 2017
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman paralyzed for life after having a massive orgasm
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Former police chief robs bank. Amazingly the police had no trouble identifying the suspect
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man arrested after removing 500 roadside advertisements. Police go to his home, say all the signs were there
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this discovery
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gay Jews not allowed at gay pride parade
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Uber CEO needs a Lyft, Chris Christie breaking wind - er, ground, and what grownups are putting in their mouths these days. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-11 to Sat 2017-06-17
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pretty soon we'll all be flying naked in a cabin with no chairs. The terrorists have truly won
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Trollpikken shall rise again
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Denver is cleaning up its streets one load at a time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 5.0 at Stone Brewing - Liberty Station in San Diego, Wednesday, July 19th, 7pm (local time)
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this team-building exercise
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(Some Farker Guy)
 
 
 
Meet "Dragon Man", The Most Armed man in 'Murica. AKA "Tiny"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Cold War was a clash of both ideologies and bonkers concept cars
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada: No one can make poutine any worse. Boston: Hold my beeah
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You're going to need a bigger flu shot
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(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
So what WOULD happen if Mexicans stopped coming to the U.S.? Despite the administration's rhetoric, we are finding out right now, as the Mexican economy improves and family sizes shrink. In one CA county alone, it meant $13 million in rotting crops
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Get 'em out by Friday / You don't get paid till the last one's well on his way
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how hot is Arizona? Arizona is so hot that it is literally losing colors
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this aerial photo
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time my town went Hollywood
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We could do dirty limericks here, but first you can take the Fark Weird News Quiz 6/11-6/17 edition
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(Gant Daily)
 
 
 
← Free Oil
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
International flight forced to turn back due to "minor technical issue", which is airline PR speak for "the engine fell off"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
London calmly and efficiently evacuating citywide blocks of apts with flammable cladding. Just kidding, it's utter chaos and residents don't know what's going on unless they see it on the news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Devil wears Trumps
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Not content with assaulting adult passengers, United tries to kill a baby
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Children forced to flee playgrounds after attacks from a flock of seagulls. "I just ran, I ran so far away, I couldn't get away," said 8-year-old Horace Ipswitch of Sussex
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marijuana cures 12-year-old girl of life threatening seizures
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of diverse music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona asshat thought it would be funny to flee the cops at 100 mph on his motorcycle. Five times. Not laughing pic included
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Marijuana contains thousands of chemical compounds, more than fifty cause cancer, offers no medical benefits. Wonder drug, my ass
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Yoga session
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Selling water at the National Mall? That's an arrestin'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Plane is lost if you leave it in the path of a tornado
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Imagine Joe Arpaio in pink underwear, his tanned body glistening in the desert sun. Monday morning he goes on trial
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize should go to this guy as he attacks IRS Scammers in the best possible way (some Not Safe For Work language in both English and Hindi)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful snek
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(Some Panicmonger)
 
 
 
Institute for Sucking Every Last Iota Of Fun Out Of Summer recommends you not take your kids to the beach
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Slide spontaneously "explodes," attacking 9-year-old Wisconsin boy. In other news, the name Giuseppe is still being used
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet Martha. Some say she's ugly but she knows a good steak when she smells one
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Farmers with herbicide-resistant Monsanto plants use weedkiller that drifts to neighboring farms, sparking Farmageddon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ken Ham's Ark Encounter is failing because atheists are refusing to go to it
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Sure, many of us dreamed of one day hiking the Appalachian Trail. Dale Sanders just took a little bit longer to start his journey than most
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
So...what's on your summer reading list? The Saturday Morning Book Club is heading to the beach for vacation and needs some suggestions
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Remember the "random wheel of oil price increase reasons" we used to have here? Well ... *spins wheel* ...hey, this thing must be broken
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(Some Dope Magazine)
 
 
 
Whynotboth?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mirage
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mobster Sonny Franzese, at age 100, can now live a free life and try to make a world a better place
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Symba - the 35lb "tubby tabby" - has been adopted. He is getting used to his new surroundings and trying to convince his new slaves not to start his diet and exercise programs until after Caturday
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Does it still count as "a dry heat" when everything is melting?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man caught having sex with donkey told, "It's your ass now"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drifting an aircraft carrier
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark GED Lawyers: I got a traffic ticket for rolling through a stop sign. Is it worth fighting? How would we do it? DIT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at what Americans get wrong about porn
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
HOA from Hell forecloses on a home because of chipped paint on a mailbox
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Treating the elderly with respect means Nursing Home Staff not sending pictures of their genitals to others through Snapchat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Now that pot is legal in Colorado and Washington cops no longer have an excuse to pull over minorities
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