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Sun February 26, 2017
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ice chunk from a WestJet plane crashes through Canadian couple's roof. And yes, they were watching hockey when it happened
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Here are things from the 1970s you can still buy today. You can be the owner of a Pet Rock
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Begun the Great Robot War has ...in this Manhattan woman's apartment
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Glamour shots for shelter pups means faster adoptions
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Of course you can take a rat taxidermy class in NYC, it's where rats get stuffed with good pizza and everything else
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Repeat drink driver claims not being able to drive his orange Aston Martin is "extreme hardship" - and makes it harder for people to be able to identify him as a reprehensible entitled douchebag
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well that's one way to flush your job down the toilet
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the award for the most photogenic animal goes to
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(Googled it)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gaze into your soul
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thousands march in Moscow to remember murdered opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. Polonium futures are up 13% in early trading
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(ʎnƃ ǝɯos)
 
 
 
Ever dream of digging a hole straight through to the other side of the earth as a kid? Well, if it was somehow possible the kids in tiny Rudyard, Montana would be the only ones in the US who'd actually emerge on dry land
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hide your sports memorabilia - OJ Simpson to be released from prison as early as October
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Police officer directing traffic away from an accident saves his own life when an out of control car comes careening towards him
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Punching Nazi scumbags is a time-honored American tradition
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(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxed reader
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(Vice)
 
 
 
40 years ago, Big Sugar research supposedly proved that American's diet needed to cut out the Fat instead of the Sugar. This worked out really well for Big Sugar and Wilford Brimley. Everyone else? Not so well
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
There's no funny spin for this. Spicer confiscating phones of White House staff to find leakers; threatening them with "hell to pay" if information about said confiscation is leaked. Hero tag: Information leaked anyway
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The People's Court rules Judge Wapner has died
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(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass blind baby Gibbon's sight restored by Kansas veterinarians
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hundreds rally and march for transgender rights in Boystown
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you can't kill infidels, at least plant a few trees
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff has no leads in theft of six light sabers. Robbery division still working case involving stolen plans for some 'Death Star'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker soosh, host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show, continues to recover from his auto accident that occurred on February 5th and is undergoing rehab at Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle. Updates within (LGT previous thread)
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(Some Outdoorsy Guy)
 
 
 
Pretty much everyone loves trail mix. However, no one seems to agree what exactly should be in -- or should not be in -- the hikers favorite snack ... a debate we're going to try and settle this week on Snack Food Sunday
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Australia demands the MH370 probe continue in order to give CNN something to focus on instead of Trump
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
William Owens says the Trump administration is wrong to say that anyone who questions the raid that killed his son Navy SEAL Ryan Owens does his son a disservice and he wants answers, believing the botched raid to be Trump's fault
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mexico isn't sending their best. They're sending crap. They're sending turds. And some of it, I suppose, is good pee
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old survives car crash only to be shot and killed by responsible gun owner who just started shooting for some reason
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Game over man. Game over
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Using marijuana to treat chronic pain might help cut down on opioid abuse, but what's the point because then you're a marijuana addict anyway
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Okay bullets are coming out
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sure the internet smells like a sewer, but YouTube is a particularly smelly conspiracy-filled sewer
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Cop mistakenly thinks he turned off his body cam before telling partner he's about to manufacture evidence. Tag is for the other cop backing up his buddy's lies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Oversleeping
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this home with a view
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Some suggested reasons for limiting gun ownership: 1) Past, violent convictions 2) Documented proof of substance abuse 3) Neckbeard
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
All you Tinder whores are putting the pros out of business
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
21 injured when suspected drunk driver plows into crowd at New Orleans Mardi Gras celebration
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Apparently even 12-year-old vegans are smug douchebags
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Author of best-selling novel about WWII Japanese internment addresses student body of Texas high school known for graduating entitled racist frat bros. It goes about as well as you'd expect
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photos of iconic women for Black History Month- reenacted by a 5-year-old
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender wrestler Mack Beggs identifies as male. He just won the Texas state girls' title because Texas is stupid
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"As a black woman, I'm scared of the police because I see people that look like me killed simply for being black. As a Muslim woman, I'm scared of being attacked and killed"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass newborn polar bear cub takes its first steps at Munich zoo
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Meet the woolly flying squirrel of Pakistan, nature's largest glider: "Thought extinct until 1996, its dried urine is said to have aphrodisiac qualities. The other unusual thing about the animal is its scream, likened to the sound of a yeti"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Drunken Trump fan attacks gay men in Key West. Slurred, "you live in Trump country now, f***s". Was driving a scooter. (snert)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
You can mess with their heads, you can mess with their polls, but never, ever, mess with a statistician's data
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(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Among the injuried in January's Ft. Lauderdale airport shooting: an escaping woman that jumped into the back of a police van and was promptly mauled by a K-9
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photographic moment
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Republican majority Montana House votes for something every Farker supports: Moar Beer
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
It's never disappointing when a headline begins "Local Juggalo"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
CEO who sold his radio group to CBS says radio has suffered from "inaccurate perceptions," while people on the other end of the phone heard Nickelback for the second time during the call
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
More than seventy Brazilian cities are canceling Carnival due to monetary concerns. Man, that's a lot of canceled Carnivals
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Today's cage match: the First Amendment vs Basic Human Decency
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot beverage
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dept. of Homeland Security finds Trump's travel ban pointless, says we need to stay focused on the real threats like nail clippers at airports
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
One researcher went to the Chinese factories that make Mardi Gras Beads and spoke to the workers who believe the beads will be given to royalty
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Murderer of Kim Jong Nam was paid just $90 for the assassination
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Today's made for Fark story comes to us from Fark's favorite state
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge rules attack in which black 17-year-old was called racial slurs and 'penetrated with a foreign object' is neither racist nor rape. Why yes, football players were involved
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I guess Brexit really was a warning
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Meet Private William Speakman. He used bottles of beer to fight off 6,000 Chinese soldiers during the Korean war: "Because of his valor, 400 British troops lived to fight another day. Speakman was awarded the Victoria Cross"
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Elderly man to neighborhood youths - get ON my lawn
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
They'll call it "The war of Eastern aggression"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Parents are becoming increasingly concerned that their children, who grow up shouting orders at voice-activated gadgets like Siri and Alexa, could be growing up to be spoilt and entitled"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is a test of your knowledge of this week's weird news. This is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you'd be bonkers already. It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. You can get Trumped, even if your name's Ali
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(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Today in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're keeping it simple: what's the last book you read, and what did you think of it? (LGT the Library of Congress because they're cool)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, how do you, like, stop using filler words?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woodsy woman
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Remember all the transparency that was supposed to happen when we gave our police body cameras? Well the police can only be transparent when the footage justifies their side, if not...well, you know
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Remember the third guy shot by the racist in Kansas? "I was just doing what anyone should have done," Grillot told the newspaper. "It's not about where he's from, or ethnicity. We're all humans." (Hero beats followup.)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Even though he's a lion, deep down inside he's still a cat, and wants some attention this Caturday
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know you're in Florida when you see a guy strip off his clothes in the middle of traffic and shout, "I am God"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Abra cadaver, you're dead
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Darrell Issa calls for special prosecutor on Trump-Russia ties
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(10 News)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays apologizes after a employee asked job applicant if he would sleep with his parents
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Subway's chicken contains about half real chicken and about half "tastes like chicken"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If your school is having a "Lunch with a Cop" day then you might just want to leave your airsoft gun and pot at home
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average Tooth Fairy payout hits all-time high of $4.66 in 2016. Entrepreneurial kids across the country reportedly going "full Kentucky" to cash in on these high rates
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The best part of a War on Drugs is that you get to accuse anyone who wants to stop your War on Drugs of being a drug dealer
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