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Tue August 04, 2015
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I'm furious, and I'm scared. My black son just had his first police interaction". FARK: At age 3
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(The Local)
 
 
 
It's like rain on your wedding day, or the best man accidentally crushing the groom with a harvester
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(17)
 
(WCCB Charlotte)
 
 
 
That's weird - I don't see the word "terrorists" anywhere in this article
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(117)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Storm kills two, injures dozens at circus. In tents weather trifecta in play
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Okay fire up Google Maps and try to follow along: An Israel human rights group, who won a $330 million judgement against North Korea in a US District Court is trying to get a Mexican court to issue a writ to seize a NK freighter docked there
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A migrant who hid in a suitcase for at least five hours while on board a ship bound for Spain died while trapped inside. Police say he could hardly contain himself
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Is your drug dealing competition costing you money? We offer a free service to help you eliminate your drug competition": Sheriff's office asks drug dealers to turn in their rivals
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(82)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The week we found a new reason to hate dentists
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A lot of people keep some strange things in freezers." Degree of difficulty: Australia
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(31)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz dances so hard in Sweden he rips his pants open. Audience goes nuts
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(32)
 
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
But your honour. I'm too famous to use public transport. Oh, by the way, does anyone know where I left my car?
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Bank robber leaves empty handed after teller tells him to to F*** off. They don't make criminals like they used to
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
India blocks 90% of all internet content
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(94)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these majestic rolling hills
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(39)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Crack is tearing this small NC town apart
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Would you like to buy a vowel?'
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who fled the suburbs seven years ago to live in a remote cabin with no water, electricity or toilet says he'll never go back, lives without any modern amenities, and for the last six months he's had a girlfriend who visits fortnightly (w/pics)
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(192)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That Chinese escalator is hungry again
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(94)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If we need to bomb any German dams we've officially become screwed
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(98)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
The Mormon church will be releasing more historical documents to keep Trey Parker and Matt Stone going for a few more years
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(69)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Someone with the name 50 Cent can't live on $73,000 per month. You can't explain that (link fixed)
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who knew streetlights were so close to JFK Airport?
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(31)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Caitlin Jenner comes out as a hardcore Conservative, gives people who normally fap to St. Reagan posters the weirdest boners
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(204)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Interview with former Ferguson cop Darren Wilson who shot and killed black teenager Michael Brown reveals he is a) unrepentant, b) drowning in self-pity, c) racist, d) all of the above
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(345)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Selfie Of The Year contender snaps one from the Gay Pride festival in Amsterdam: "Selfie sticks are mostly useless fashion accessories, unless you know how to use them properly" (w/pic)
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We can't build a trainyard here... this is bat country
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(6)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
American B-52s bomb Australia
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(54)
 
(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Maine Boy Scout summer camp gets donation of silencers for rifles, pistols, and shotguns, which will be useful when scouts go for their Sentry Elimination and Splinter Cell merit badges
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(71)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gawker editors publish Trump's cell phone number, probably launching this summer's asshole version of the ice-bucket challenge, sponsored by Verizon
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(40)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forget the snooze button, this bed will make sure you get up
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Mon August 03, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner discovers Flash is dead
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Trying to cash in on the anguish over Cecil the Lion's death, a financial services company introduces a new "Cecil the Lion" investment tool
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(84)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un to travel to Indonesia to receive an international peace prize. Remaining members of his inner circle to begin planning various coups
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(91)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Bronze statue stolen in brazen theft
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(34)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guests
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(15)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
M I bang bang I bang bang I P P I
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(62)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Real Estate Fraud Lawyer and Legal Ethics professor of the year candidate gives best class demonstration ever...by stealing $200k from a client
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(36)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A federal agency you've never heard of could wind up in charge of the internet because of a picture of crooked teeth
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(34)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
PSA: If you bond your fiance out of jail for the weekend so you can get married he just might skip out on the wedding and the bond
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas tourists not allowed in New York
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(Global Post)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines to big game trophy hunters: GTFO
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(146)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Pair arrested in air conditioner thefts, will be spending some time in the cooler
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(29)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Navy guy finds out the hard way that tossing your cellphone full of seamen pics into the trash can come back to haunt you
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(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
What does San Francisco smell like? Besides unwashed liberal pot-smoking hippies
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(83)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland proves that grown men can get into a drunken brawl over a parasol in a beer garden, sure
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(16)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Special Olympics introduce new event: Find the athlete at LAX
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Legionnaires' disease outbreak kills four in Bronx. Son of Sam, pet rocks, and roller discos can't wait to return to the spotlight
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Make fun of Fla. all you want, but where else can you find a pastor who can tackle a gunman -- during Sunday church service?
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Awww, the baby senator from Arkansas thinks he's Austin Powers or something
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Comcast steps up efforts to alienate last remaining cable customers
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Lizard Man sighted in SC. With compelling photographic evidence
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meeter & greeter
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(27)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Heroin, crack, meth, infomercials, everyone's addicted to something
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
A chicken like that, you don't eat all at once
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cousins Amy Schumer and Sen. Chuck Schumer join forces on gun control, Entertainment tab and Politics tab stare at each other awkwardly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What does God need with a billboard?
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(203)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Python on the loose in Sweden. This is not a repeat from-well, technically it is, since the damn thing escaped again
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man stranded 44 miles off New Jersey treads water for four hours to stay alive before being rescued by Coast Guard. His name has not been released, but it's probably Robert (pics)
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In Hong Kong, you don't end up shot by the cops for resisting arrest with your boobs. In fact, you get a protest in your honor with men wearing bras
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A mafia boss on the run since 1993 communicated with fellow criminals using a code based around sheep, Italian police say" (w/ pics of sheep)
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Wildlife center releases video of sea turtle eating blue crabs, and it's somewhat terrifying
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gays finally able to tie the knot, Kim Jong Un plans to hang 10, and why you should never try to lift Solo: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 7/26 - 8/1
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(Left Foot Forward)
 
 
 
'"Your fridge is going to kill you.' So yells the Daily Mail, which presumably starts with the headlines, then goes looking for supporting material"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Ripped from the 6th or 7th page, right after the story about that cow, of The Bangor Daily News, "Welcome to Maine, nobody cares if you're buying Zig-Zags" (82)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this workshop
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Warning: metal bench art sculpture may burn your arse off due to sunshine
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(61)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Elderly good guy with a gun managed to knock out nude attacking 36-year-old man with a rifle butt after the attacker knocked a woman out of a wheelchair and placed an 80-year-old roommate in a chokehold
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(60)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Kurds refuse to go a whey
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(58)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
9-year-old bat boy dies after being struck in the head by a bat. In related news, there is a baseball team called the Liberal Bee Jays
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(131)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In tents storm claims one life
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the award for Most un-American police force on the planet goes to:
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(135)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jet Blue to family with "fussy" toddler: GTFO
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(450)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everything we know about bullying is wrong. And if you don't believe me, I'll kick your ass
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What has two fuselages, six Pratt & Whitney jet engines, 28 landing gear wheels, a whopping 385 foot wingspan and can launch a satellite into Low Earth Orbit?
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(143)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Self-strengthening bridges made out of rubber tree roots in India last for hundreds of years, and never decay
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(49)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Blob consumes North Pacific, Steve McQueen unavailable for comment
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