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Mon April 22, 2019
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Irreplaceable piece of aviation history crashed into a California State Prison in Norco today killing the pilot. The original flying wing prototype the Northrop N9MB was lost but thankfully no one on the ground was hurt
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amazon wants to get you drunk
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these power line workers
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) continuing to swing through the alphabet with song titles starting with "E"
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Restaurant closed for weekend due to laxatives on pizza. Well that was a shiatty thing to do
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drinking liquids without added sugar linked to lowered sugar intake. Water is wet. Sugar is sugary
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Boeing awarded $605M for Air Force's comm. satellite. In related news, communications from Air Force bases has been lost
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Gen X gets screwed again, says "whatever" and goes back to silent contempt of Boomers and Millennials
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain has been coal-free for four days and has managed to survive just fine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another nut with a gun, in a church on Easter. This one involved a shipmate of subby's son as one of the heroes
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(Insider)
 
 
 
There are 61.24 million married couples in the U.S. and Ashley Madison now has 60 million users. I submitted this from my hotel room after your wife left
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The old saying 'know your audience' is never more true than when exposing oneself
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Choose any U.S. state flag and make it look better. This shouldn't be hard
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
The problem with using dating sites to meet potential victims is that police can find you on those dating sites
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Moist's story is all wet
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(G'day, Bruce)
 
 
 
The heaviest drinkers in Australia consume more than half the alcohol in the country, despite the heaviest drinkers in Australia making up only 53% of the population
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
特斯拉在一個餅乾上爆炸聖潔的廢話
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Among the 290 people killed in the Easter Sunday attacks in Sri Lanka, were 3 of the 4 children of Anders Holch Povlsen, a billionaire who is Denmark's richest man. The bombers may end up hoping it's the authorities that catch them first
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Baby emerges true victorious champion of violent domestic ax battle between four. Do not mess with baby
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
That classic ice cream truck song? Well, it's super racist
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researcher to teen: "you know, you are vaping nicotine?" Teen: "no way." Researcher: "way"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
You think YOU have a tough job? Try being Notre Dame's insurance adjuster
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(Some Crowley)
 
 
 
Psssst...wanna buy a cursed house on the shores of Loch Ness?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The so-called 'ringleader' of a hate crime that killed a black man in Jasper, Texas in 1998, by tying him to a truck and dragging him over 3 miles, causing his death, is scheduled to be executed
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Caption this TV repairman
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
If you gave every American a blank map of the United States featuring only state and county lines but no other markers, the majority could not place a dot on it within 50 miles of their own home's location
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Bad: Teacher accused of molesting student. Worse: Teacher is HIV positive. Fark: Teacher hires a hitman to kill the student and his family
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
FDA approves first generic naloxone nasal spray, which will be "The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, aching, coughing, stuffy- head, fever, shallow breathing, confusion, lessened alertness, and loss of consciousness so you can live medicine"
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
It was more than 100 years ago that Sgt. William A. Butler was declared a "hero among heroes" in war. So why wasn't he ever awarded the Medal of Honor? It's a mystery that will likely never be solved until about two seconds after you see his picture
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If the CIA aren't catching as many terrorists as you'd like, it's because they're busy checking up on Jesus's UFO and the End Of Days etc (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Tissot drawing
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida woman fights Florida man, gets Easter Bunny as backup
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Ten year-old Maryland girl born without hands wins handwriting contest. "I just try my hardest"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are good cops. These are not them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Headline: "North Carolina Man Accused of Shooting Two Children in Road Rage Incident." Article doesn't explain why those kids were driving or why driver did not just give them a timeout at the next rest stop
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Men on Magic Carpets should have spent more time with the Men who Stared at Goats[CARRIER LOST]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If there were a great beyond, somewhere in its depths Darwin would be masturbating furiously at this scene
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Two dead in Texas after a plane crash at Shirley Williams airport. Yes, I am completely serious
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Please note: a 'circular firing squad' is a metaphor denoting an organization's self-destructive behavior, and not a plan for apprehending suspects, officers
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Human beings around the world don't sleep enough and it's killing us
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Sun April 21, 2019
(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
Beaver County continues population decline. Please, won't someone think of the lonely beavers?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Truck driver simultaneously falls asleep and takes a dump on freeway
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(Texas Hill Country)
 
 
 
Photoshop kettle house
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Second grade teacher says the quiet part aloud. Well, in writing, actually (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sit down and give a little wave. Queen Elizabeth turns 93 today
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Old hotness: "I moved next to an airport. It's loud close the airport." New hotness: "I moved next to a 150-year-old university. I'm going to use its quad as a dog park. If they don't like it, the university should move"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Unemployed mother of three receives suspended sentence for stuffing cheese down pants. The judge sensed some gouda in her
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh sure, THIS sign you actually pay attention to
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
God, people are farking stupid
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Furball of fury
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