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Tue May 23, 2017
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Islamic State group 'claims the Manchester attack'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian spends a month with chemtrails conspiracy theorists from California and surprisingly comes out of it in OK condition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a whale blowing a rainbow out of its blowhole
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dapper young man
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Let's hope it was mouse sperm
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you try to be a practicing vegetarian but occasionally slip up and eat bacon, it's okay. However moving forward you should probably just call yourself a reducetarian
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Don't judge a book by its cover - especially when that book is face down
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The first American serial killer may have felt remorse for his crimes, after all
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You are one wild and crazy guy if you get shot in the head with an arrow and are still able to drive yourself home six miles away
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Four baby squirrels needed to be rescued after the tails all got tangled together. That's nuts
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This happened in Colorado, so clearly Lucifer's Lettuce has claimed another victim
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man and two women arrested for having sex on the deck of the Triple D Bar "right there, in the middle of the day, in broad daylight. In front of God and everybody"
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Weather man to climate change deniers - "Submit your evidence to peer reviewed journals or stfu"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Megachurch preacher catches hell for flashing "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign. The devil is in the details
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(WFMY 2 Greensboro)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be summer without the first car pool story
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'I want to stomach you for the rest of my life' like presenting her with an engagement ring hidden in your abdominal wound
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(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
It's a bear-y unfortunate situation as a black bear cub forced the cancellation of baseball and softball games
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Drone crashes into stands during Padres-Diamondbacks game, no word if it was sneaking in beer after the 7th inning
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook's rules on banning have been leaked
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When Trump "jokingly" asked Comey to lay off the Flynn investigation, he must have thought it was funny since he also reportedly made the same joke to the head of the DIA and the NSA. Funny, both those would be familiar with Flynn, wouldn't they?
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Ever heard the story of the high ranking Catholic Church official from Ireland who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust? Well here it is, or you can watch the 1983 film "The Scarlet and the Black", since most people won't bother reading
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A week of WTF
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this low-seated bicycle
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cop assaults skins at Canadian party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study concludes that due to genetics, smart white people are more likely to be autistic, while dumb white people are more likely to be fat and crazy. And here. We. Go
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The new Raiders stadium in Las Vegas may also operate as a casino by betting on the game
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ariana Grande bombs
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "N", covering most of the years from 1964 to 1989
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Don't bogart that joint my friend, it seems cannabis and Christ can coexist with devout southern Christians. Pass it down the pew
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
DC bar serves "Pill Cosby" cocktail, with floating empty capsules
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
When a Lyft passenger blows her nose on your seat cover and starts throwing punches, it's time to end the ride
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steveston Harbour port chief: That kid had it coming. If anything, that sea lion is a hero
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sharp kneed Aussie vixen's mail order bride plan unravels when quick and attentive customs folks read a few pages from her diary and check the Facebook feed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
5th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 19, 6pm. Tickets on sale now
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'll see your Nazi-Muslim convert and raise you an Arkansas caretaker who gnawed her elderly client to death in an alcohol-fueled frenzy of gore
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
2017 shaping up to be the "Summer Of Poo-Poo Pools"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
News: A certain medication is in short supply in the U.S. Fark: baking soda
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Carry on wayward whale, they'll be peace when we un-stuck you
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fluffy pink metaphor
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
You've been robbed, m'lady
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"You know, before I repair this guy's £170,000 sports car, I probably should take it out for a test drive. What could go wrong?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A white supremacist is being accused of fatally shooting his two neo-Nazi roommates after they objected to his decision to convert to Islam." There is one tag alone that can do this story justice
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos has plans for a city on the moon, which will no doubt serve as a giant interplanetary package sorting and delivery center
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Deep gaping maw of destruction opens up at Trump's Mar-a-Lago
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross marvels at lack of protesters in Saudi Arabia during Trump visit, forgets what the country DOES to said protesters
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mountaineers confirm that the famous "Hillary Step," the last obstacle on ascending Mount Everest, has collapsed, making climbing Mount Everest practically impossible. Or maybe just making it really easy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren tries to mock Notre Dame graduates for voicing their opinions. Doesn't realize she is currently unemployed for doing something similar
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Here is Texas Monthly's 2017 list of the top 50 BBQ joints in the state. Have you eaten at any of them?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Fabio says all women need guns because California "Is Releasing All The Rapists". Perhaps he's worried about being goosed
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Melania Trump slaps away Donald's hand in public, as physical contact is no longer part of their revised contract
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption these fighting foxes
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Think we should put a steel plate over this giant hole we dug for sewer work? Nah, it's just an alley, what's the worst that could happen?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ruffled residents in England fill potholes with rubber ducks, accusing city council of ducking safety issue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An oil company is actually doing something nice for once
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Neighbors say nuns are trapping, relocating their cats. Wait, what?
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breakfast
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
All that talk of Amy Fisher keeping a low profile since returning to Long Island? Well, about that
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz once asked Stephen Colbert to 'humanize' him. Apparently he was sick of being mistaken for a blobfish
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
It's time we take the cute gloves off concerning White House pets and rank them for how cool or weird they really were. Subby's going to bow to Satan, President John Adams' mixed-breed dog
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Racist snowflake melts down in Reno airport
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Looking for something warm and fuzzy to help deal with the Mondays? Here is a pit bull and two guinea pigs being great friends
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. dog owners turn to spiked vests to prevent pets from becoming coyote kibble
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man arrested after driving drunk and crashing his car. Fark: Into the sheriff's brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man, sea lions are dicks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Delta dump
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Lady gets locked inside CVS. The tag should not surprise us
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For all the talk of "let's live for today", and therapy trying to confront the past, it turns out that the central function of the brain is prospecting outcomes for the future
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Oh, the huge amenities"
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