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Mon July 27, 2015
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
1) Drive to work behind armored car. 2) Armored car door opens spilling cash out on road. 3) Profit
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Today we celebrate the anniversary of a momentous event
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bandage-clad bank robber caught, demands to see his mummy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The scary stories about artificial sweeteners were unsubstantiated: New science (at least until next Tuesday): artificial sweeteners are better for you than the added sugar in foods like soda. Peaches still safe to eat
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gays can finally tie the knot
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this carnival ride
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Sweden found a Russian submarine sunk within Swedish waters. The twist? Andrei did not report this one as lost
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Not news: Big cat sanctuary in Denver raises prices. FARK: Tries to explain the price increase with greedy, racist, classist rant on Facebook wall. UltraFARK: Absolutely refuses to put down the shovel
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(Today)
 
 
 
Walmart employee celebrates his 103rd birthday with special party, hopes to save enough to retire by 105
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(The Local)
 
 
 
World's largest ice cream cone unveiled in Norway, promptly causing brain-freeze for 9,000 people
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(Komo)
 
 
 
East Portland unhappy at being locked out of 'Portlandia' world of flighty white hipsters, wants representation for their non-cool diversity. "There's a magical line around the city, and the core gets all the money and all the special stuff"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
He's back. Look busy
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(Charleston Gazette-Mail)
 
 
 
People in West Virginia are really upset about pepperoni rolls
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese women go on increasingly popular moss-viewing expeditions with loupe in hand. "Seeing clusters of mosses living together, I can forget about our competitive society"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart explains why we need robots that collect whale snot, which raises two questions: "Why?" and "Whales have noses?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Couple gets caught having sex in a phone booth; says they thought no one would notice. Where the hell did they find a phone booth? (with not safe for work pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian bombers approach U.S. airspace to wish fighter pilots a happy Independence Day, turn tail once fighters offer to help Russians celebrate a Mayday
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: raccoons can only fly in movies, and should be kept away from open windows
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good ol' boy
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CDC closed due to possibly contaminated water
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Darwin doesn't like the confederate flag either
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Police responding to report of human torso on side of road find brisket instead
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss army invades France.... to give water to Swiss cows
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Road rage incident in Florida ends exactly the way you'd expect it to end
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: planking. New dumbness: Supermanning
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia to boost their Arctic naval presence in order to protect their access to strategic penguin reserves
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here are some Vietnamese people fending off the crippling summer sun with ingenious contraptions
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Forecasters predict a sighting of the sun in Sweden. Apparently this is rare enough to be news there
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Assemblyman introduces drone legislation based upon fake YouTube video from viral marketing campaign
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Hot shot bot to spot whale snot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The London Underground's worst serial killer probably shoved eighteen people to their deaths. Surely that makes him the best London Underground serial killer
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(Patch)
 
 
 
And the gun? Well, the donut trade can be rough
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You've got male, Ozturk and Cakmak at Apopka, and Star Wars Episode VIII - Revenge of the Unintelligible: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/19 - 7/25
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bovine terrorists strike again, this time derailing a train in Kent, England (w/pic of what a herd of bovine terrorists looks like)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport opens new ride adventure - landing a KLM 777-300ER in a 75mph crosswind
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As if they didn't have enough already, thirteen more species of nope discovered in Australia
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If your first date ends with having to be rescued by helicopter it means one of two things: 1) You need to pick better first dates, or 2) You'll have the best "how I met your mother" story to tell your kids
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
French MP wears "Obama, you're a douchebag" T-shirt in Crimea because he didn't know Russian
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Two men go for the unicorn of being charged with DUI in same car
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"Quick, get in the car, it's a lion." "But we're in Milwaukee." "Don't ask stupid questions, GET IN THE CAR"
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Prison inmate wants to change his name to "Supreme Infinite Knowledge"
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(IBN Live)
 
 
 
Twitter out to delete stolen jokes and recycled tweets in apparent attempt to cut down on 98.7% of their traffic
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police have been called after a senior British Parliamentarian was pictured snorting cocaine with two prostitutes and pleasuring himself. Authorities have confirmed he is a high wanking official
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roaring beast
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who knew smoking was THIS bad for you? (with video)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stunning photographs show where the world gets its lifeblood from. Thank you, coffee farmers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And then there was that time we helped nuke a Japanese city and then two thirds of us got eaten by sharks. I'm not saying it was a good time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Responding to "black lives matter" with "all lives matter." New hotness: Responding to "black lives matter" with pepper spray
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I didn't realize his arm was cut off until probably a minute or two into the conversation"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you think that all cultures embrace the idea of two people pressing their lips together, you can kiss that idea goodbye
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Members of British parliament view porn on their work computers 20,000 times a month. As a whole, not individually; that would be impossible
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The New York Times article on the treatment of Asian nail salon workers in New York was written to the same Journalistic standards as a Rolling Stone Magazine rape article
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
GPS tells bus driver that his 3.6 meter tall vehicle can fit under a 2.6 meter bridge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Search for the bodies of 43 missing students has been a case of good news/bad news. Bad news: They haven't found any of the missing students yet. Good news: They've found at least 129 other missing people, in 60 unmarked graves
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Man calls out Starbucks customers he thinks are wrongly using the handicapped space. Starbucks responds by banning him from all stores for life
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Sun July 26, 2015
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
We all woke up this morning never expecting to read a sentence that contained the words "artificial-semen suppositories," and yet here we are
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Have you researched your family history? Find any interesting or embarrassing ancestors? Tell us about them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Like mother, like daughter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sex worker kills possible serial killer which puts her ahead of the FBI for serial killers stopped this year
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this method of payment
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
You're doing it right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: proof that most Farkers are farking geniuses
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
What if they threw a straight pride parade and no one showed up?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airline pilot flying passengers from Heathrow to New York invites ex-porn star into cockpit, has her sit on his knee and push buttons because 'the plane flies itself'
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Advice from a writer for The Simpsons for parents with children living at home after college: "All those years being your kid's concierge has created an unemployed monster"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Some nice people wanted to give a brand-new home to a wounded vet who lived in San Antonio. So they built him one in Denver
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heartfelt moment
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ordinary fail: Banned from entering local Walmart. Queen of all fail: Banned by the courts from entering any Walmart in America, forever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The internet is making crappy parents terrified of taking their children anywhere, because the entire world may suddenly get to see how crappy they actually are. Good job, internet
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
O rly? Ya rly, copper
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Has the allure of the indoor shopping mall finally faded?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Ten things you can make with your waffle maker that aren't waffles. You had me at bacon
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee police would like the public to know they have the lion situation well in hand and they would appreciate it if people wouldn't shoot dogs they think are lions
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Nobody knows for sure just how many porcupines live in Alaska. They're small nocturnal creatures that often dwell obscured in trees, making it impossible to count their numbers. But one thing is certain: They make up the bulk of Alaska's roadkill
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Angry Walls in San Francisco
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til the teenage hit man kills the wrong person
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wet dude
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Winging it and Winning
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Remember that Greek bailout deal that was struck several weeks ago to avert financial disaster? Yeah, about that deal...
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Just like with vampires, you should never invite a traveling hairdresser into your home
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are 7 safe sex campaigns that backfired hilariously, since not all campaigns keep people from making whoopee
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Subby always thought Russian roulette was played with the gun pointed at your temple, not the back of your head
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The real gender divide in the office workplace isn't the glass ceiling but rather the steel thermostat
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Arizona man decapitates woman, two dogs, chops off his arm and then gouges out eye because there was nothing else to do in Phoenix today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drug mule busted after acting like an ass
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Oklahoma bestows adulthood on teen as a belated gift for his 'stabby sixteen' party
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(Some Guy Named Soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from December 12, 2012. Enjoy a little Christmas in July, with a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police get suspicious when guy cleaning his motorcycle in neighbor's driveway didn't seem to mind that his house was on fire
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