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Sat November 29, 2014
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Survey of Japanese workers reveals most would continue showing up to work even if running a bad fever. "Normal salarymen won't take the day off with even a 40°C fever. Those that immediately do so are communists"
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(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gave China 10,000 used toilets, they made a 15-ft high and 300-ft long Toilet Waterfall
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(15)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Cops find guy in middle of the street with 12-inch knife sticking out the top of his head
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(37)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Atlanta gets tough on the homeless. REALLY tough
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(Time)
 
 
 
Tired of all the holiday cheer? Time provides a reality check by listing 14 ways the holidays will kill you dead
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri police have obviously learned their lesson regarding use of... oh, fark. They did what now?
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(188)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toy company creates strip club play set with lingerie-clad dancers, zebra-print decor and plastic dollar bills. "Boy, her Legos go all the way up"
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Britain's worst artists wait to hear if they are crap enough to win the Turnip Prize 2014
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(7)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
40% of Germans support annexing a neighboring country's territory. This is not a repeat
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gunman fires 100 rounds in downtown Austin, and attempted to set the Mexcian Consulate on fire. Gunman is the only reported fatality
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SE Wisconsin Fark Party w/ BACON November 29, 2014
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Coroner demonstrates his superior surgical skills
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(14)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving Parade balloon accident videos
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(24)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, now it seems that Walmart stole Christmas and hijacked politics
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(52)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gray area in education
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(12)
 
(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
Turkey crashes through windshield on Thanksgiving morning, ends up as dinner for grateful family
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(26)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
City requests to remove a wheelchair ramp from restaurant front falling on deaf ears
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(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Spotify has ruined Christmas
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
By a bizarre coincidence, 5 of the 20 highest-paid doctors paid by the maker of a powerful, addictive narcotic pain killer to promote their drug, are also under federal investigation for over-prescribing pain killers to patients
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman with resemblance to Elsa from "Frozen" has new job as traveling Disney princess. No, it's not Miley
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(45)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bavaria plans to turn entire state into one big Starbucks - just with beer instead of coffee
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(6)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Huntsman pro tip: Don't unload your rifle near a school. If you must unload your rifle near a school, don't do it into teenagers attending it
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(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan calls rape claim by celebrity a "publicity stunt"
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(70)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
900 Austrian cops raid Mosques and homes looking terrorists and ISIS recruiters. Crikey
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
School children forced to evacuate playground due to "unusually aggressive" grey squirrel. Or... It's all fun and games until your nuts are in danger
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(17)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
To hell with the science: will THESE get your attention? (Possibly not safe for work)
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(32)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
You can't carry out your Second Amendment right to defend yourself in your own home if you don't have a gun in your house. But what if you have a gun, but no house?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Authorities Searching for American Mother-to-Be Missing in Queensland Australia: Difficulty: She's a Snake
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(10)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fathers now spend an entire five more hours per week watching their children than they did fifty years ago. PROGRESS
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're pulled over for a DUI, taking a drink of vodka in front of the officer is not going to help
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FARK Party - New Orleans
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Highway patrol officer rescues woman being choked by seat belt. Florida: Her 4-year-old daughter was the one trying to choke her
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(69)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for ISIS and its goal to be strongly and forcefully opposed-by Muslim leaders worldwide. Pope Urban II shakes his head ruefully and makes the "missed it by THAT much" gesture
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
When you're arrested for public drunkenness and they're about to turn you loose, that's not a good time to drop your bag of cocaine
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just when you think things couldn't be any worse for the Washington Redskins, they go and do something "awesome" like this
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Militant Islamic extremists belonging to Boko Harum kill nearly 200 in a suicide bomb and gun attack on a Nigerian...Mosque? Okay, sure let's pretend That makes some kind of sense even in their twisty little minds
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this romantic homage
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(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada has free health care, yet idiots still take their kids to homeopaths for vaccine "alternatives" which presumably involve being in the same province as someone with the disease
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz: Black Friday edition
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How is babby turkee formed? How girl turkee get pragnent? They need to do way Thanksgivign mother who kill thier babby turkey stuffing prank
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's oldest woman loses her title at 113. Sad: She liked a cold beer. Extra Sad: She thought that Bud was a beer
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(30)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but aliens make more sense than those damned drones everyone's talking about
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(16)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Boston and Philadelphia schools endorse Meatless Monday. Unfortunately students are still supporting bookless Tuesday and absentee Wednesday
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(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
Police officer is fired before seeing any action for being afraid of heights, drugs, loud noises, being too skittish, and showing too much resistance. Fark: police dog
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Hold off on that trip to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters; there's been an Awakening. Have you felt it?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Residents of Reading, Pennsylvania complain that the town's 50-foot Norwegian pine Christmas tree that was topped with a lighted pretzel is ugly. So instead of getting a new one town officials embrace the ugliness to recreate Charlie Brown's ugly tree
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What to do with Thanksgiving leftovers? Slap them all in a tortilla and call them a "leftovuritto"
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(44)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Divorcee receives only 40% of net worth in settlement, will have to scrape by with a mere $530,000,000
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(39)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Pilsner pinups: Brawny bearded brewers bare nearly all for men's health calendar
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama has more gun stores than museums or libraries. But before you jump on the gun-toting rednecks without culture, take a look at your state. Only 13 states have more libraries and museums than gun stores
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
An employee stealing $6400 worth of bratwurst and kielbasa? Police say they never sausage a thing
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(37)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For anyone who has ever wondered why people would voluntarily choose to live in Phoenix, this is why
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain adopts a great American Thanksgiving tradition: fighting in the Black Friday queue
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jubilant moment
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Having thoughts of a post-Thanksgiving diet? Well, don't go complete Atkins, because all carbs are not created equal
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(65)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Two boys found after surviving being buried alive in snow bank for hours by plow
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In the UK, there's a 70% chance that the supermarket chicken you bought is infected with a deadly bacteria. Fortunately, boiling everything they eat removes both the taste AND the bug
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are the five worst places to drive in the United States, and we have bad news for you California
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(131)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks for your help, Afghan translators. We didn't wipe out the Taliban as promised, but you're on your own now anyway. Best of luck
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(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember Darwin the Ikea monkey? His new pad costs more than you'll earn in the next ten years
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