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Wed February 22, 2017
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
This Florida man salutes a cardboard cutout of Trump every morning because he's a normal guy. Totally normal. Nothing to see here
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Vandals deface the Washington Monument, Lincoln and WWII Memorials with bizarre conspiracy theories about the JFK assassination, 9/11, and HIV blood tests. Secret Service officials say they are "pretty sure" Trump was asleep in his bed at the time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dick appointed as first female head of London Metropolitan Police
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Cat ownership not linked to mental health problems, according to the voices in researchers' heads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these green chairs
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
Astronomers announce discovery of 7 Earth-like planets orbiting nearby star. "Trappist-1 will live for one thousand billion years. If life is going to emerge in the system, it has all the time it needs"
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Giving a lap dance to a 100 year man with dementia is a crime? Well.... you can just kill me now
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Baltimore killers have the best aim of all big-city killers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Daawwwwwwwww Tiny Frog
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Hey ya fuggin' Southie, ya lucky this bah switched ta plastic. I'd a busted ya head
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After having him murdered, Kim Jong-Un orders his half-brother's body be stolen from the morgue. Presumably so he can have sexy time with it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Tibet, who chased the cat 'round the jet, it started to claw, and scratched up his jaw, 'til he fell out and started to fret. Oh shiat, it's time. THIS is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fake viagra found in children's hospital, which is just wrong on so many levels
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Sea snails could help end opioid epidemic, once you figure out how to snort them
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Today's item spilled all over the highway: 50 pounds of roofing glue
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Unlicensed Rifle Manufacturer: "Hey, I found a loophole" DoJ: "Hey, you found a jail cell"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Port Authority police told to let suicide jumpers take the plunge and die instead of intervening to rescue them as they normally would
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sorry Norway at $9 a beer you can keep your world class democracy, large social net, low economic inequality, high happiness index, hot women and politicians that actually work together to better their country
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Huge seed deposit made to the Doomsday Vault in the Arctic Circle. I'm sure everything is fine though
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Retro or sad? Urban Outfitters is selling a $45 AOL T-shirt
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While the rest of the world is wringing their hands over terrorist threats, nuclear proliferation and global climate change, Texas is bracing itself for the looming "hog apocalypse"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oroville, California wants to make money from disaster tourism. Post your ad slogans in the thread
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kneeling woman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
February 22nd is National Margarita Day, so break out the sponge cake but don't blow out your flip flop or step on a pop top
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Initial response to Philadelphia's soda tax. Soda sales down 30 to 50 percent and major grocery chain to cut over 300 jobs
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California storms are forcing Big Sur visitors to get to da choppa
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixty-six year old breeds another kid. She is also rumored to bring tremendous bad luck when killed and tied around someone's neck. I'm sure the kid will grow up perfectly normal though, right?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Thanks to climate change, water shortages, and political instability, you can kiss your favorite supermarket goodbye
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines now offering a "go fark yourself" fare class
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
As spring-like temperatures increase, police remind you there are better ways than driving your four wheeler across it to check if the ice level is safe
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Tue February 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
College student receives a care package from his mom. Instead of snacks, the box contains garbage that he forgot to take out when he was home earlier
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Living the American dream: through diligent effort, man advances from State House majority leader to meth dealer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Our lips are sealed ♫
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(Some Weather Guy)
 
 
 
Worried that all these warm days in February means summer will be unbearable? Worry no more. Unless you live in Columbia SC where it is just miserable regardless
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't mind them, they are batshait crazy
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Parents of disabled children fight beer distributor over horse therapy in today's mad lib Florida headline
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman born without arms breaks world record for most candles lit by feet. So......yeah
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey everyone let's go take selfies on the frozen ice in Central Park ..but let's break some of the ice first"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
If breaking into a home, and in the middle of burglarizing it, taking a shower and wearing the homeowner's Betty Boop pajama pants is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grad student keeps finding lost Whitmans, presumably at the end of the greeting card aisle at Walgreens
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: "We did not locate the dildo allegedly used by Pritsch to strike Favuzza"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about Faschingskrapfen in one helpful article. So if anyone ask if you give a krapfen, you can say yes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Couple caught having sex on a moving motorcycle without helmets. So that's what they're calling them now
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Guy arrested after smashing his car onto the patio of KISS's newest restaurant in Cucamonga. Yes, cops suspect cold gin: "most nights the patio is filled with people sitting around the fire pits"
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(Some Wimpy)
 
 
 
Italian authorities arrest 33 for olive oil fraud. Popeye inconsolable
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
District Attorneys sued over wife swapping scheme
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An upgrade to spring
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Remember the university that had the "freshman girl dropoff" signs a couple years back? They're in the news again and oh lawd
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I don't mean to alarm anyone, but...
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Critically endangered Okapi produces an even rarer Ocopy
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
1. Steal gnomes 2. ??? 3. Profit
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Inside Mar-a-Lago - Why Fark needs to combine the 'Politics' tab with the 'Florida' topic...'Floritics'?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man on 'trip of a lifetime' dies in plane crash. Well, he got that part right
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dr. Horrible sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of sing-alongs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Barcelona police: How can we make this stolen butane truck chase even more dangerous? Lock and load, mi compañero
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's about to be a massive egg shortage in the U.K. due to unsupervised free range hens. The sluts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
57 snow monkeys killed for having macaque in them
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Police shoot and kill Beaverton man waving a gun around on a roof near an elementary school. Authorities say the shot was not gratuitous
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Lambert St. Louis airport may finally get a useful passenger comfort upgrade -- the ability to buy a beer AND take it back to your gate
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Legislators introduce bill to make Bible official state book. Yep, West Virginia
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Coyote follows spine surgeon into his office after mistaking him for a rocket surgeon
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Tchaikovsky and cannons. New Hotness: Strauss and Glocks. Don't worry, Pyotr: it's the Russian firing in rhythm
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Half-eaten shark washes up on Florida beach, as some larger shark is no doubt being scolded about starving sharks in China
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Toy boat launched by Charleston SC elementary school students crosses Atlantic, found in Britain. "We were looking across the waves when it literally sailed right to us. It was magical"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Houston's Ben Taub Hospital. Police are searching the hospital but no injuries or deaths reported
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Milo resigns from Breitbarto
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French purists outraged as McDonald's puts potatoes in Salade Nicoise. Man, here we don't even have a clue what they put in McRibs and no one cares
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this simple hut
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're a 10 year old and need help with your math homework, and mom & dad are useless, what do you do? Text the local police department for the answers, of course
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Tenants arrested after killing their landlord and living with the body for two weeks. Guess they're not getting their security deposit back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in You're Doing It Wrong: taking notes in class
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel's passive aggressive attitude towards healthy food and casual racism will be tested in California
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jogger impales his foot on a nail intentionally placed along the trail. Turns out someone hammered 39 other nails on the trail. The moral of the story is: Exercise is bad for you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
soosh, the farker who hosts the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show was moved to Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle for rehab on February 15th. LGT thread from earlier this week. Updates in thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at Henry Ford's failed attempt to create a North-American city in the Amazon
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"A Nevada law officer who had multiple DUI arrests and fled the scene of his crashed state vehicle last month is facing new charges of drunken driving and buying heroin for himself and his mother"
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Homeless man lands a full-time job and a security camera captures his celebration
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French waitress refuses to surrender to large Australian lizard. Goanna Girl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you recently stayed on vacation at the Stewart Hotel in Scotland and the staff seemed a bit surly, well, more surly than Scots, there might have been a good reason for that
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Attempts to bring free range beef to Queens are not off to a good start
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally a government proposal that everyone can agree on as Iceland's President wants to ban pineapple on pizza
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hospital saves dehydrated baby hippo, to be added sparingly to soups and stews
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Frank Ancona, high ranking member of the Missouri KKK murdered by the thing he loved most, a white man with his gun collection
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump is making Los Angeles street vendors great again
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man trying to burn out moles from yard sets neighbor's house on fire, won't be invited to neighborhood block party
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
After 1997 video of "Pint Baby" became sensation on Irish social media, "Pint Baby" reveals himself as 20-year-old bloke who still enjoys his mum's support, and Guinness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's worse than firing a nail into your head with a nail gun? Firing one into your crotch: "It makes your eyes water. Even looking back I'm flinching"
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Police have no problem with you installing a flux capacitor, so long as you don't have a fusion reactor
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"That's not a spider (whips out Australia's biggest Huntsman spider), this is a spider"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Schrodinger's murder: A Federal agent standing on U.S. soil shot and killed someone standing on Mexican soil. You're the Supreme Court. What do you do?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this still life with violins
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
134,000 fewer suicide attempts among teens thanks to same sex marriage laws
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(Aviation Week)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite fighter plane needs new wings already
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lake Berryessa glory hole is full of suck (awesome drone / UAV video footage)
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Yesterday in Portland: Police shot a woman in the chest at a "Not My President's Day" protest with non-lethal rounds because she might spit at them (w/video)
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes through railings at pedestrian crossing and flips car onto roof in front of police station on one side of the street, rescued by firemen from fire station on the other side of the street - TA-DAH
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(KPLR 11 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Vandals target a historic Jewish cemetery, topple over a hundred headstones
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
It's time to speak up about racism in the Flint water crisis
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
This week in the normally funny Forest Grove Police log: "In all, officers responded to nine calls involving people suffering mental health issues this date alone"
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Is PewDiePie more like Mel Brooks than like Milo Yiannopoulos?
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(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
You find yourself homeless after being released on bail. Do you: c.) Live in a hospital closet and steal volunteer smocks to avoid suspicion
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After being missing for two months, 26-year-old man found 100 yards from his home
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A street drug that melts plastic? Hmm, sounds intriguing
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