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Thu February 23, 2017
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(The State)
 
 
 
If you don't want to end up smothered & covered, don't try to breakup a Waffle House fight @ 2:30 AM
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(Radikal Foto)
 
 
 
Photoshop this starry derelict
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's never a good idea to annoy a group of tigers. Especially with a low flying drone. A tasty looking low flying drone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." it doesn't say anything about being lazy or being a hoarder
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Why, no, Ossifer, I can't walk straight, but get a load of these cartwheels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea decides to bite the hand that feeds it
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what a "sophisticated" pot operation looks like, look no further... than this mugshot
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Beans.. they aren't just for chili anymore. Show us to the right how you make beans work in your meals, appetizers, and more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman carrying baby without a brain decides to carry baby to term to donate the organs. Sad tag tearfully gives way to Hero
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Schoolbus driver arrested for DUI after driving Drama Club on field trip after drinking 3/4ths of a gallon of bourbon. If these kids are gonna be real actors, they gotta learn about performing while drunk from somebody
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this manly fightin' man
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Lost Gorilla. Please call if you've seen him, he needs his pump
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Headline: 'Glory Hole brings curious visitors to Whiskeytown Lake'
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby sloth makes its appearance very slowly at Mississippi zoo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Abandoned doomsday shelters make a great place to grow your weed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
While 'Radioactive Boars' would make a great name for a grunge band, when they are found roaming close to Chernobyl it can be frightening
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former NFL player fired for... holding alcohol?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kids found playing with unexploded WWII bomb on beach. As opposed to playing with exploded bomb
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
In other news, a federal judge has just added Ft Collins, Colorado to your summer travel plans
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tourette's syndrome can be funny. No really
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today is National Toast Day simply because, 'Toast makes people happy. Whatever age you are, everybody loves toast.'
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Spring must surely be near, since the naked redneck trees are blooming
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Yet another reason for everyone to hate Torontonians - mumps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Coloring Contest: An Abstract Spring
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog bites man, not news. Dog shoots man's girlfriend, now that's a spicy news story
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If guns are God in Bible Belt, does that make Holy Ghost an equalizer, Jesus a pistol?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dog surrendered with 'owners manual' written by eight-year-old girl. "Tell Rhino I love and miss him every night"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man held by Italian police after the old 'My wife slipped on a banana and fell overboard on the cruise' trick
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten portions of fruit and veg cut the risk of an early death but make you wish for it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Muslims have raised over $100,000 in under 24 hours to help repair a vandalized Jewish cemetery
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ceiling man is watching you pee
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As if you needed more reasons to shower at night
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(Good4Utah)
 
 
 
I don't know what the record is for time between purchasing a gun and accidentally injuring yourself with it, but this guy may have just broken it
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's government-owned postal service CEO resigns following public disclosure of his salary: 5.6 million dollarydoos, or 11 times that of the Prime Minister
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 616: "I See Your Point 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 22, 2017
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Off-duty LAPD cop decides he wants high school students to get off his lawn, so he calls a girl "the c word," assaults another kid, and pulls out his gun and fires it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
That video of a female cyclist attacking a van driver who wanted to know if she was having her period? Fake news, but the kind of fake news that you enjoyed. Not like the bad kind of fake news you're so opposed to the rest of the time
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
IBM's Watson is heralding breakthroughs for people everywhere, except Texas. Why? Texas is too corrupt for medical breakthroughs
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Never bring a hammer to a stun-gun fight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Russian theme park will allow children to storm the Reichstag like it was 1945 all over again
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(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump administration revokes transgender washroom guidelines because that's important
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your Fordlandia in the jungle and match it with an abandoned English-owned train station from the 19th century
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Think Bill Gates is the richest man in the world? Think again, comrade
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Girl gets hand stuck in blender. I guess that Goonies remake has been greenlit after all
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Baby born in hospital parking lot. The Sun wasn't there, but a professional photographer was
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plane launch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP calls for defunding SpaceX
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
♫ Tainted lunch, tainted lunch ♫
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Firefighters forced to rain garbage down onto sidewalk as they wade through apartment of a hoarder to tackle blaze
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
New school in Maine teaches adults how to 'adult', Costs about the same as your drinking problem, without the hangovers
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Playing with a loaded gun after having a couple shots of Jack Daniels and smoking 3 or 4 bowls of marijuana. What could go wrong
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Man passes driving test one day, miraculously survives overturn/flip on A25 the next, his first full day of driving. Climbing out the window wasn't even in the study guide
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(Komo)
 
 
 
This is EXACTLY why I don't answer my door
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
This Florida man salutes a cardboard cutout of Trump every morning because he's a normal guy. Totally normal. Nothing to see here
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Vandals deface the Washington Monument, Lincoln and WWII Memorials with bizarre conspiracy theories about the JFK assassination, 9/11, and HIV blood tests. Secret Service officials say they are "pretty sure" Trump was asleep in his bed at the time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dick appointed as first female head of London Metropolitan Police
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Cat ownership not linked to mental health problems, according to the voices in researchers' heads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these green chairs
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
Astronomers announce discovery of 7 Earth-like planets orbiting nearby star. "Trappist-1 will live for one thousand billion years. If life is going to emerge in the system, it has all the time it needs"
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Giving a lap dance to a 100 year man with dementia is a crime? Well.... you can just kill me now
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Baltimore killers have the best aim of all big-city killers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Daawwwwwwwww Tiny Frog
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Hey ya fuggin' Southie, ya lucky this bah switched ta plastic. I'd a busted ya head
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After having him murdered, Kim Jong-Un orders his half-brother's body be stolen from the morgue. Presumably so he can have sexy time with it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Tibet, who chased the cat 'round the jet, it started to claw, and scratched up his jaw, 'til he fell out and started to fret. Oh shiat, it's time. THIS is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fake viagra found in children's hospital, which is just wrong on so many levels
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Sea snails could help end opioid epidemic, once you figure out how to snort them
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Today's item spilled all over the highway: 50 pounds of roofing glue
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Unlicensed Rifle Manufacturer: "Hey, I found a loophole" DoJ: "Hey, you found a jail cell"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Port Authority police told to let suicide jumpers take the plunge and die instead of intervening to rescue them as they normally would
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sorry, Norway. At $9 a beer, you can keep your world-class democracy, large social net, low economic inequality, high happiness index, hot women, and politicians that actually work together to better their country
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Huge seed deposit made to the Doomsday Vault in the Arctic Circle. I'm sure everything is fine though
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Retro or sad? Urban Outfitters is selling a $45 AOL T-shirt
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While the rest of the world is wringing their hands over terrorist threats, nuclear proliferation and global climate change, Texas is bracing itself for the looming "hog apocalypse"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oroville, California wants to make money from disaster tourism. Post your ad slogans in the thread
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kneeling woman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
February 22nd is National Margarita Day, so break out the sponge cake but don't blow out your flip flop or step on a pop top
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Initial response to Philadelphia's soda tax. Soda sales down 30 to 50 percent and major grocery chain to cut over 300 jobs
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California storms are forcing Big Sur visitors to get to da choppa
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixty-six year old breeds another kid. She is also rumored to bring tremendous bad luck when killed and tied around someone's neck. I'm sure the kid will grow up perfectly normal though, right?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Thanks to climate change, water shortages, and political instability, you can kiss your favorite supermarket goodbye
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines now offering a "go fark yourself" fare class
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
As spring-like temperatures increase, police remind you there are better ways than driving your four wheeler across it to check if the ice level is safe
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