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Tue April 23, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman wakes up after 27-year coma
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into the governor's mansion, make sure you're well rested first
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Giving up
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop the elusive "Please Do Not Touch" plant
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Bear: "so I enter a few houses. Big deal. So now I get the needle? Man this is some bulls*** man. For real"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Slashies' is the new trend for people workng two or more jobs, though you need at least three of them to be taken seriously
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Country inches closer to measles record. USA USA USA
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A Florida man's car was stolen with his son inside. He chased the car for five miles, then shot the thief
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Monster 2,000kg great white shark loses bloody struggle with big sea turtle after biting off more than he could chew (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The second of three men convicted in the 1998 dragging death of James Byrd in TX is scheduled to die tomorrow. Fark: over the objections of many of Byrd's relatives who say they've forgiven his killers and don't want him to die
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Middle Eastern man crucified. Prepare for Followup tag in three days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sit Ubu, sit. Good cubicle worker. *Woof*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists asked artificial intelligence to create a new game. AI: "OK...hmmm let me see. Uh, how about exploding Frisbees"?
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this archaeological find
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You know it's not your day at the beach when your tan lines are replaced by tire tracks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline vows to crack down on A: Maintenance issues, B: Poor pilot training, or C: Flight attendants taking snacks home
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The Florida man who said he was defending a woman while fighting in an Easter bunny costume and not a violent person is a fugitive wanted for armed robbery in New Jersey
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Rub'n'KraftTug video is coming. Arguably the worst Kraftwerk album ever
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Coachella puppy dumpster dumper arrested". Man, the acts at the festival just gets weirder ever year
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Philippines close to declaring war on Canada over garbage. Rochester NY seen whistling, looking suspicious
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nebraska man's rapid heartbeat stabilizes after his ambulance hits a pothole. Which shows the road to recovery can sometimes be plagued by poor maintenance
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Their ongoing, obsessive search for their most holy of food items has led to the explosion of a potentially crippling disease now tearing through Millennial ranks: Avocado Hand
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't put garlic in your vagina
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
While wearing a biohazard suit and beating them with a large trout would be subby's suggestion
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Drug testing proves two politicians are assholes
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State passes 100% clean electricity legislation. But I was told power corrupts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this night class
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"This was supposed to be a story about a bizarre anti-vaccine rally and a sedated bear. Then it got weird"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
If you lost your leg in a 'freak skydiving accident' maybe you should put a tether on your $15,000 prosthetic when you jump out of a plane again
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Mississippi, the only state with a Confederate symbol in its flag, is offering a new flag design on license plates. Let's come up with a slogan to go with it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You'd think no one would be interested in a winery event where you drink wine with alpacas. But you'd be very wrong
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Prediction from 1981: San Francisco would become a city where only the elite could afford to live
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Unicorn armpit hair
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to secretly film underage girls showering on your boat, maybe you shouldn't name it "Yachts O' Trouble"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drug addict breaks jaw in bar fight. Insurance sends him a check for $33,000 for his medical bills. He proceeds to do what addicts do with a crapload of money
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Wedding photographers can tell when a couple is destined for divorce by how much country music they play at their reception, if they have to photoshop a smile on the groom's face, and by if one of them force shoves wedding cake down the other's craw
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this falling fellow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Sri Lanka bombings were in retaliation for the New Zealand mosque attacks. So I guess that's all settled then and we won't have to worry about any more of this shiat happening
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Man does a Google search for his childhood best friend, freaks the F*CK out by what turns up
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cuyahoga River is a constant blaze due to pollution. New hotness: Cuyahoga River has made a remarkable comeback in the past half-century and has been named River Of The Year
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Inside the "Ikea effect" - which says we are willing to pay more for stuff we have to put together ourselves. Here comes the science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom to 7-year-old son: "OK, now you be a good lookout while grandma shoplifts." Boy fails, grandma gets caught, and mom comforts crying son. Just kidding, she punches him in the face for being a bad lookout
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Neigh means neigh, moo means moo, baaad means baaad and cluck does not mean fluck
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Environmentally astute man robs service station wearing recyclable shopping bag on his head ...not so astute when he pulls it off to put his loot in it
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
This is how it's supposed to work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Blowtorches can't melt oak beams
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In this age of rampant governmental abuse of power it's good to know a court finally ruled meter maid tire chalking unconstitutional
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Motorcyclists really should wear helmets because who knows when buzzards will go for fresh meat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elderly couple return to church after 75 years to renew their vowels. Vanna White looks good for her age
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Just so you know, two motorcycles can legally share a lane side-by-side a la Ponch and Jon, but no more than two. Three is right out
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