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Fri September 04, 2015
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mom who homeschools her children is freaking out that public schools are teaching Islam...in social studies class
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Insanely beautiful and frightening long-exposure photos of California's wildfires
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Uh, Isn't there an 'O' in Country?
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sorry, parents, but you need to make your kids understand that in real life, they're not going to be pro athletes and should accept that they'll lead lives every bit as sad, boring, and meaningless as yours
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(91)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Millennials hold negative view of themselves, need more participation trophies
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(219)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when someone bursts into your home to rob you, you exchange gunfire defending your kids and are wounded, and then the cops arrest you for the drug operation they found?
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(32)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's good to see the Duggar clan is now marrying for all the right reasons. "I can't wait to change my last name"
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(79)
 
(KTRH Newsradio)
 
 
 
One in four residents of Houston were born in a foreign country, which to locals means they come from a state other than Texas
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(97)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
'You gave me herpes, but I did not flick a cigarette in your eye' - a Jeremy Kyle style storyline in court
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(20)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Binions. Ta-daaa
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Baby born in the backseat of an Uber car. Company denies getting into the delivery business
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(25)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Pioneer claims that technology from its laserdisc division will improve driverless cars. Not mentioned is if passengers will be required to flip the car half-way to their destination
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(62)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Photoshop these planks in the road
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(19)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for having ... fish porn
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(128)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russian troops now vacationing in Syria
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(63)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
A Christian university discriminating against gay employees in 2015? Well, color me shocked
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(82)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Chicago Fark Party - Friday 4SEP, 7pm - The Bedford in WIcker Park
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(26)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Of course they did
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(21)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
After being sighted at the Bering Sea, Chinese ships bravely run away
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman stands up for what she believes the Fifth Amendment says, spends 67 days in jail rather than give her name during a traffic stop for a busted taillight
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Now that President Obama is back in Washington, here is a list of rumors about his trip to Alaska that never came true. Best: Vladimir Putin would visit. Worst: The police are tossing all the homeless people in jail to clean up downtown Anchorage
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush shows he's a real politician by sitting on both sides of the same fence at once
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(87)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man puts a handgun to his head and pulls the trigger in order to prove to his guest that the gun could not be fired while he had the safety mechanism engaged. With predictable results
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(91)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man jumps to his death due to excessive sweating, is found naked, bound and gagged on his front lawn. Coroner: He was experiencing the effects of cannabis consumption
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
LL Been
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(40)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
California inmate escapes into midwest cornfield. "Is this heaven?" "No, it's Illinois"
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
PornHub is offering a $25,000 scholarship to the winner of a non-porn essay contest. RedTube is offering a $15 gift card to Books-a-Million
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(44)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Some of us may be California Dreamin', but not when there is a shooting at a college
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(34)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: Lightning strikes a building. Sad: 800,000 gallons of bourbon spill into a lake. Cool: It ignites and creates a whiskey firenado
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Thu September 03, 2015
(Napa Valley Register)
 
 
 
Guy arrested for giving beer to 1 year old at birthday party, causing him to vomit. Fark: No alcohol detected in child's system. So, no harm, no foul, then?
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(131)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Police Lives Matter. Police who shoot their own cruisers and set off massive manhunts for nonexistent gunmen don't matter as much
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Despite what you've seen in movies and TVs, the NYPD recommends not diving under a desk when your co-worker uses a 2nd Amendment response to a bad performance review
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(125)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Merle Haggard weighs in on today's country music: "It's crap"
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(190)
 
(World Health Organization)
 
 
 
WHO declares Liberia ebola-free, and they really mean it this time
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(47)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Theme: Governor Drew Curtis' inauguration ball
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a small rodent and a fark handle? One's coming to town and I forget the rest but Twin Cities Fark Party. September 17th
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Researchers have found a method that successfully edits genes in mosquitoes that carry dengue fever. It only edits the genes for eye color, but at least you'll no longer get dengue fever from a blue-eyed mosquito
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(11)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
'Flintstones' home up for sale. Has 3BR, 2BA and comes with all modern conveniences like warthog garbage disposal, woolly mammoth vacuum cleaner, and various birds for playing albums, sewing, laundry, and more. (pics)
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(50)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
This winter, brace yourself for Godzilla El Nino vs. The Pacific Blob
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(45)
 
(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Civil rights icon Amelia Boynton Robinson dies at age 104. You fought the good fight, and godspeed ma'am
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(13)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Fans sue stadium over fraudulent beer cup sizes
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(64)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Need a Benghazi slanket? How about anti-chemtrail earrings? Jet fuel can't melt these steals, team
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
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(101)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Missing plane is officially slightly less missing
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(43)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Speaking of "God's law" not trumping actual law, this genius pedophile says that what he does is a-ok because "the Bible did not set limits on the age between two partners"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stairway to oblivion
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(36)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
♫I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic♫
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(119)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Due to budget cuts, London police officers are told to take a bus to catch criminals
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(23)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Bending someone over and instructing them to yell "Harder" as you strike them 54 times might be acceptable if you're in a frat, but not if you're a high school teacher
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The really scary part is that Josh apparently never learned how to use a condom. "All I was thinking was, Oh my God, I'm pregnant and carrying Josh Duggar's baby"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Kim Davis taken into custody for neglecting her duties. Elected officials everywhere hope the trend doesn't spread
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you're a freelance worker, the local coworking office is just like a real office except you're encouraged to drink beer, visit casually with friends, and take naps
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(Harbor Island Beer Festival)
 
 
 
Hey NYC and CT farkers. Come to the Harbor Island beer festival on October 3rd, 12-5PM
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(39)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Because of some surprise horseplay, this is the cutest tiny 17-inch horse you'll see all day
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(45)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine man charged with spray painting a Sasquatch on public property. What a Sasquatch was doing on public property is anybody's guess
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(37)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The lowest-paying companies in America, where you can work full-time and remain below the poverty line. Bonus: includes a handy list of the CEO salary of each
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ni Hao
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If every state had an official word, this map shows what it would be. Dammit, Iowa, what the hell is "Kybo?" At least everyone knows Nebraska's "Runza" is a disgusting marriage of cabbage and hamburger shoved into a pita roll
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing going on with global warming in Britain this weekend as the blokes get out their snow shovels to prepare for sub-zero temps
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(69)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Once again, Masshats are the nation's worst drivers
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Judge rules Tom Brady's balls are just fine
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
China goes B-5 and pulls out all the stops at Victory Day parade by showing off its 'I'm going to sink your aircraft-carrier' missile
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(181)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The latest government conspiracy isn't about aliens, CERN, Area 51, JFK, it's...wait, what? Vegan Mayo?
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(58)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
We'll call him Shaun
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(29)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Diaper importer deported to Korea. Says he's not from there
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why you don't try to rob a female MMA fighter? You may end up on the ground with a leg wrapped around your throat, and screaming for help
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(Some Warning)
 
 
 
Photoshop these B-9's
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(24)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Just one of those days: first couple you try to rob at gunpoint has no money. Second couple points out that you have no bullets, so you load the gun as you flee. Third group beats the crap out of you and you shoot yourself. Then the cops arrive
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a refreshing twist, foreigners packed into trains bound for Germany is a good thing
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(75)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Mooner: "Hey, look at my ass." Passerby: "Gimme a break." Mooner: "One brake, coming up"
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(28)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man has public audition for new Discovery Channel series "Naked and Insane"
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(18)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Will the judge find her in contempt? Will she go to jail? Follow the travails of the clerk who finds it impossible to do her job, and the county that finds it impossible to fire her. It's your pre-hearing Kim Davis thread
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(713)
 
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Country club tries to hush female beer attendant allegedly assaulted by a lawyer member, almost adopting the "she had it coming to her" approach
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(109)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A king cobra is on the loose in Orlando. Sleep tight
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC needs someone to move 750,000 balls. What's your mom doing on Monday?
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Idealistic couple discovers that quitting their jobs to travel around the world only works in the movies
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
And the latest side effect of vaccination is *spins wheel*...becoming a kidnapper?
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The world's largest arcade machine is taller than an elephant and will make you feel like a kid again. A toddler, to be more precise
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(46)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 539: "Mosquitoes and Camp Fires" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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