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Wed July 23, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"China's censors seem to have banned internet reports about a giant inflatable toad floating in a Beijing park, amid mockery on social media comparing it to ex-president Jiang Zemin" (pic)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple does the time warp, moves back to the 1950s to save what's left of their marriage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father and son 'round the world' flight ends in tragedy as their plane goes down after leaving Pago Pago in American Samoa. The son was going for a "youngest pilot" record
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(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
List of top female executives in North America features a surprisingly large number of hot-in-a-someone-else's-wife sorta way executives. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
How to get banned from a doughnut shop? Just have your 4-year-old ask a non-pregnant woman if she has a baby in her belly. Yeah, that should do it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old Bay. Donut. Fried Chicken. Sandwich
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
911, what's your emergency? Yes, this is cat
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(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
Shine your shoes, wash your face, and put on your drinking panties because Hop-Con 2: The w00tstout 2.0 launch festival is finally here tonight at 7PM PST in beautiful San Diego
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia's alternative theories about MH17 show they've watched the 1st season of Sherlock. Expect further updates from them as Netflix expands its BBC selection
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's over a hundred in Phoenix today, so the local news station does the only reasonable thing and anchors the show from a desk made of ice
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this napper
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The blue and gold penis was visible from satellite imagery"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With today's recall, GM has likely recalled nearly every model in its portfolio since the beginning of the year
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Deep fried Doritos debut at Southern California fairs. The junk food Singularity approaches
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(Your4State)
 
 
 
Biggest thing I ever choked as a teenage boy was a chicken
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
In 1951, the FBI thought the Soviets might be hiding an atomic bomb somewhere in New York City
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(ArkLaTex Homepage)
 
 
 
Grab your ketchup, it's National Hot Dog Day
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
New dating site matches users through their DNA. Promises to be more accurate than living in Arkansas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're dressed up as a park ranger and kicking dogs while taking pictures of women, the Marin County Sheriff's Office in California would like a word with you
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How solar-equipped donkeys are changing the lives of Turkish shepherds. No Mad-Libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green planet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon vandals use donuts and other pastries to deface private property. Police officers from seven western states volunteer to assist with the crime scene
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian mayor dies after being ATTACKED BY WASPS
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You might be a little hyperbolic if you describe the pruning of some trees presenting a road hazard as "murderous"
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(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the record holder for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most teeth extracted from one person is not British
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The best breakfast sandwich in America is located in Washington, D.C. Finally, a reason to go there
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
F*ck it, I'll just walk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What does a 20 percent chance of rain REALLY mean?
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(Texas Monthly BBQ)
 
 
 
A love of BBQ and caring for your fellow man. Two great things that go great together
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dr. Sheik Khan, who was leading the fight against the Ebola outbreak in West Africa, has become its latest victim. Also, is that a badass name or what?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
AP: "BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Einhoven"
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(University of Washington)
 
 
 
Now pay attention: Oso disaster had its roots in earlier landslides. Recovery will require three special steps
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas city's 'Toilet-To-Tap' program begins. Bear Grylls seen shopping for homes in the area
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted in New Orleans: Show us your tits. New mantra: Give us your butts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It took a decision by a government tribunal to make it official, but now it is: pyramid-shaped tea bags are actually better than square or round ones
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge refuses to release a 551 pound man from house arrest. His wife was crushed
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
When trying to flee from police it would probably be smart to avoid the Law Enforcement Training Academy instead of driving right in to it like this idiot
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Insurance companies insist motorized scooters need to be covered under vehicle policies. Those rascals will do anything to make a buck
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The text is coming from UNDER THE BED
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Geico has this house covered
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam wanted for questioning
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Writer who can't get laid because the internet ruined sex, decides that internet is also ruining his love of meteorology. Forever alone
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
What should you do if you're feeling a bit hot? A) Have a cool drink? B) Switch the air-con on? C) Gouge your eyes out?
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog owner interrupts alligator's would-be snack
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(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that the voices you hear while hallucinating are dependent on your culture. Farkers hear slurred voices wondering where the bottle opener went
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption these unlikely neighbors at the San Diego Zoo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ukraine shoots down two of its own fighter jets in order to make the rebels look bad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is only one way to save Gaza, Israel, and Palestine. And it doesn't involve the words "glass parking lot"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. officials: Look, we have no "direct link" between Russia and the Russian-built missile fired by Russian-backed rebels in a former Russian-ally, but we're working on it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: When life hands you lemons
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Reporter who rifled through Malaysia Airlines crash victim's luggage says "I crossed the line." Apparently that was never covered in Journalism 101
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(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Police seek men who stole 144 pairs of lingerie. Gross
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(Fark)
 
 
 
2nd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 23, 6pm - SOLD OUT - After Zoo Info
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest thing that is considered hazardous and will kill us all: Eight hours of sleep
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Banksy does it and it's considered pricey art. Rodriguez-Cruz does it and is facing felony criminal mischief charges with damage totaling more than $23,000
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know which one is creepier, the couple having sex on the beach in front of several people or the person who recorded them having sex on the beach in front of several people
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Failed robber sues the pizzeria workers he tried to stick up, claiming that he is the real victim
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(Fox News Insider)
 
 
 
Days without a sinkhole, 0. Another day in the life of a Floridian
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Monocles across Britain shattered as they fell to the floor and women collapsed onto fainting couches as it was announced the Queen's horse tested positive for morphine
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
After a hellish year in a brutal Norwegian prison, Anders Breivik has renounced violence
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Tue July 22, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
China seals off 30,000 people after bubonic plague death, no one tell President Madagascar
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school track coach and daughter-in-law of Nike founder allegedly just did it with a male student
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The law says I can breastfeed my baby in public." "Um, but that's a cat." With picture of what a cat anticipating a feeding might look like
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman discovered sleeping in a car wearing only her lingerie tries to run over a cop in one of the most Florida stories ever
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The laziest states are probably the states you think they are
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Le pew: Man builds 'biggest fart machine ever,' plans to destroy France with it
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Achievement Unlocked: 45 cows killed by single lightning strike
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'Arbeit macht frei' lol what odd sign anyway totes having great trip later bye"
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man steals hammer from Walmart, uses it to steal 22 guns from Fred Meyer
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Up to 75% of Newark police department stops are unconstitutional, so DOJ wants to "monitor" them. Newark PD officers, when asked for comment, were unable to provide any due to ongoing fits of laughter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Jane of the Jungle
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Gunman barricades himself in adult novelty store. Hopefully this story has a happy ending
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought hot tubs could fly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good luck people in the UK, we're all counting on you in your plight against the giant deadly Asian hornets that have just landed with stingers 6mm long
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(The Meta Picture)
 
 
 
Sick of the abysmally slow service in restaurants now? Comparisons of surveillance footage taken ten years ago, and now, shows the real reason. (Look in a mirror, you foodie twats)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Even in Arizona they frown on you firing off your revolver into the hallway ceiling of your hotel at 3 a.m
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to buy a Pennsylvania bridge? How about 11 of them?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's a "slap in the face" that other cities lure away Detroit's cops by doubling their pay
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia Lottery launches campaign to warn people about lottery-based scams. That aren't, you know, the lottery itself
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Cemeteries would be a lot more cheery if people decorated them to look like a cross between 'It's A Small World' and Nana's bedroom
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
News: Man critically injured after being run over by street sweeper. Fark: He was the driver
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man gets three years in prison for making elderly woman pay $50 for getting her gutters cleaned. No, get your mind out of the gutter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when an unexpected guest just drops in and hangs out, stinking up the place?
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these silhouetted businesspeople
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United States puts Israel on its "No Fly" list
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Brooklyn surrenders, apparently
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dude wants to buy my business with the $10,000 he carries in a sock. Seems legit to me
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Egypt steps up for humanity and proves once and for all that John Kerry is not a robot
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(27)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
A flock of 400 quail, 21 pheasants, 19 partridges, seven chickens, two pigeons and a parrot sounds delicious until you realize they were being kept in one house
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(39)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
A fight between brothers lead one to the hospital with a cut to his neck and a punctured lung. Police say alcohol, and Florida Stupidity Syndrome, were factors in the fight
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin vows to strengthen Russian military to counter NATO and prevent 'external threats' from flying overhead in passenger jets, apparently
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(119)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you release an animal into the wild, make sure it's in a place where it can find prey. Unless, of course it's a boa constrictor and you put it in a playground, that's just not cool
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(18)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Two bandits clean out Atlantic City casino; tens of dollars reported stolen
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
He's a 90 year old sex advice columnist. Come for the sarcasm. Leave after a happy ending
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan says tensions between the US and Turkey over Syria have gotten so bad that he no longer talks to President Obama on the phone, and if Obama keeps it up, he might just find himself "unfriended" on Facebook too
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the Dept. of Never Open Pictures Ever (NOPE): A giant, pincer-laden flying insect has been discovered in China that is, and I quote, "large enough to cover the face of a human adult"
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(126)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you buy a house at an auction sight unseen only to discover 79 cats living inside it? Yeah, me too
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(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
12 year old girl who was attacked by friends has been receiving cards with homemade 'purple hearts,' opens one card with an actual Purple Heart Medal
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
While there is no cure for ebola, doctors insist they can beat back the disease and prevent some people from bleeding out of every single orifice and dying a dessicated husk of meat and bone
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Dolphin corpses? In MY Virginia?
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Loving couple finds home for their 22-year-old autistic twin boys (in their basement with no furniture or electricity)
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(58)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Are you stuck with a miserably hellish 2-hour commute to work? Well, you can kick your feet and whine about it, like most people, or grab some bootstraps and build yourself your own helipad, like this CEO. See, the rich really are smarter than you
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(74)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Boy Scout takes picture of US border patrol agent. Agent threatens Scout; points loaded pistol at another Scout's head. Boy Scouts spokesperson is OK with this: "A great lesson in civics for that young man and that troop"
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(150)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman decides to go to the mall. News: While drunk and with the 5-year-old boy she is watching. Fark: She yells at paramedics, told the officer she was just "looking for her car," stumbled in to the road with the boy and spit at an officer
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more food companies are removing all GMO ingredients from their products, but they're doing it very quietly, with no publicity. Why? Sshhhhh....we don't want to wake the Monsanto
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen mother dropped out, then went on to earn two Master's degrees and became a school principal, now serves as role model for disadvantaged Brooklyn kids by trying to smuggle heroin into a maximum-security prison
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Robbers hit illegal poker ring run by lawyer and her husband out of the same building as her law office...I don't know who to root for here
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Make way for ducklings. Also, stay off the median during your daring rescue, or it's a hundred bucks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
A rather laborious thing to go through just to save the bride's wedding day, ya think? (Some Not safe for work images on article page)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists studying the garbage patch in the Pacific Ocean discover an island emerging from all the floating plastic complete with beaches, a rocky coastline, an underwater mountains, reefs, and a Club Med opening in 2016
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Can you teach a baby to hold its breath by dunking it? YouTube says yes. Spectators say "hello, 911, a man is trying to drown a baby"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ron Paul out-Ron Paul's Ron Paul. RON PAUL
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Odd news: man assaults bar patrons with hatchet. Fark: Man's name is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller ("Mustang GT500" is my middle name)
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(16)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
For some reason men lose interest as soon as this woman takes them to her bedroom to see her kitty
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(94)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are a number of natural ways to deal with a spider infestation in your home, including vinegar, chestnuts, or a homemade spider rifle
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So a forensic expert says falling from 33,000 feet out of an airplane that was just hit by a missile doesn't really hurt that much. Good to know
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
During an altercation with a Macy's loss prevention employee, woman's shirt and bra came off and she flees the mall topless. Don't you just love those 50% off days?
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(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Take all the unwanted items in the garage to the landfill. Make sure you don't mix up the mannequins from the dead bodies
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It was lupus (Warning: Some graphic images)
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins pays $190 million settlement because a camera penis not part of standard gynecological exam
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
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(Essex Chronicle)
 
 
 
Driver mistakenly thinks car is alight because Adele's 'Fire' was playing on the radio. Yes, really
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Domo arigato, Typhoon Matmo. DOMO domo (DOMO domo)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two bumbling brothers straight out of a Cohen movie try to rob a guy one of the brothers had known since the eighth grade out of a $13,000 jackpot he recently won in Las Vegas. With Cohen-esque results
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Lawyer claims it's impossible to get revenge porn off the internet
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Houston multi-millionaire shows that he's just a normal, everyday guy who does normal, everyday things by urinating on the counter at a drug store after an argument with store employees
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Australian Senator tells breakfast radio interview she needs a rich man with a big package. Radio hosts promptly find her a toy boy live on air. Stay classy, Palmer United
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Holey shiat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew's friends who own Seacrets in Ocean City Maryland kindly ask if you would vote for their bar as best bar ever in Region 3. Bonus: it kind of is
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The advantages of being a small man is being squashed by giant women. Apparently
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The one-stop-shopping experience at Kroger is better than ever. Now you can pick up dinner, your medications, and pictures of your hoohah at the same time
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Creationist leader Ken Ham says all aliens will go to hell, but aliens can survive molten lead which means they'll be just fine in hell which means the Queen will take out Satan which in turn will lead to illegal aliens in heaven. Thanks Obama
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop a better Bullet Girl
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman runs over motorcyclist after taking the song "Jesus Take The Wheel" a bit too literally
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man drives four hours to meet 18-year-old teen for sex. Discovers he found an actual 13-year-old girl on the internet
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If either ants or an artificial intelligence ever wanted to take out the human race, there is probably nothing we could do about it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
1969 Cadillac Coupe DeVille converted to a fully-functioning mobile hot tub heads to Bonneville to set speed record. "Oops, I think you flooded it"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Attention whore has silicone skull implanted in chest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian army hands over fake black boxes from MH17. I mean, look at them, they're clearly orange not black
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Sometimes you can't top the original headline: "Workers sickened by gas leak at Boulder burrito company"
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Arab Spring in Libya has blossomed into Tribal Shiatstorm Summer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Open Table names 30 best BBQ restaurants and, well, bless their poor, dear, sweet little hearts, they do try so very, very hard. (Southern FARKers: uninstall this app if you have it. These people are obviously idiots.)
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It's a bumper year for jellyfish in just another reason to stay the hell away from the beach. This year, nature has her hate face on
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