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Thu September 21, 2017
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Five things Virginia schools taught about slavery and the Civil War during the Confederate monuments boom. Yes, it's pretty much what you expect
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lake Placid student brings loaded gun and knife to school. Placid, my ass
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to survive the upcoming planetary collision this Saturday. Knowing there won't be a collision strangely absent
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Suddenly, deer
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The staggering numbers behind Oktoberfest. Your move, St. Patrick's Day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
France may soon surrender to wolf-whistling ban
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Arkansas teacher accused of having sex with teen will be played by Rick Moranis in the movie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Australia mails out gay marriage vote ballots with best bar code ever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SEC hacked. Big Ten and ACC unavailable for comment
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fall harvest
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You know how actors pretend to get shot in their bulletproof vests and pop right back up? A real police officer shows the ginormous bruise the bullet leaves behind when someone shoots your vest. (Possibly NSFW)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Narwhal tusk-smuggling ex-mountie gets 5 years in prison and becomes the name of my new garage band
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Fireball spotted over Alabama, in many glasses Tuesday night
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christ, what a prick
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Hey Sheriff Joe, you just got pardoned by POTUS - what are you going to do next?" "I'm going to give an interview to a Holocaust denial website"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You know you're hardcore when you film yourself burying your own heart
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(Calcutta Telegraph (India))
 
 
 
After 40 years of planning and construction, your new canal project is finally at the eve of opening. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"What? No GRAVY?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Activists want a large ocean garbage patch to be named as a new country. Others say it's unnecessary to make a statement about trashy land masses because we already have New Jersey
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"Defendant did steal a thing of value to-wit: Hamburger," an officer wrote in the complaint
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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(paNOW)
 
 
 
You've just boldly stolen some vodka. Do you drink some then cause a disturbance at the correctional centre?
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland customs officials seize nearly 200 shipments of Melatonin, classified as an illegal drug there. Because no one needs naturally-occurring sleep inducing supplements in a country where it's 24/7 daylight for almost 6 months in a row
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Having beige fat can help you lose weight. Wearing beige can help you remain home alone on weekends
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Anthony Weiner deserves over two years in prison for having a minor strip naked and touch herself in video chats, but when pressed concede he does do a great Grumpy Cat impression
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 646: "Eclipses". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 20, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: Powerball winner says money won't change his heart. Bad: Pedophile
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Psychiatric exam ordered for Pharma Bro. Mental illness? Clever ploy to get him out of jail? Or is he just an a-hole?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With typical British understatement, UK police say the mysterious object that forced the closure of a major highway today was a trash bag full of "possibly hydrochloric acid" and they are "keeping an open mind as to how the object was left there"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Australia the mosquitoes might be transmitting flesh-eating bacteria
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics' first guidance document on tattoo and piercing safety to the left. Pictures of your saggy and wrinkled teenage regerts to the right
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This Stanford professor's puckered starfish theory that "we are living in Peak A$hole" just might be on to something
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ontario suggests $10/gram as a baseline for legal pot sales next summer. Pearl-clutching will still be free, however
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
French acting legend Gérard Depardieu is pretty sure the Pentagon may have created AIDS. That, and he's still in love with his BFF Vladimir Putin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Activists demand that racist Native American tapestry be taken down. Pawnee city officials say that it's part of their history and it should remain up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is very, very sorry they were caught selling ads to Nazis, racists, Russians, Slaanesh, the Thule Society, the World Crime League, the Dark Overlords of the Universe, Hydra, Thulsa Doom, and Lincoln F. Sternn, and promise not to do it again
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis business owner speaking out after violence, threats, and harassment are thrown his way -- by the St. Louis Police Department and its union
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train operator
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're one of the most wanted criminals in the country, do not post your current location on Instagram
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
North Korea has an embarrassing amount of unpaid parking tickets
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Equifax hangs up the "Gone Phishing" sign
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(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
"The Greene County Sheriff's Office wants to let the public know to not call them about a particular Halloween display on Chuckey Pike"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An Iowa woman has gone all the way to the state Supreme Court by arguing that the speeding ticket she was issued after being caught speeding by a camera violated her constitutional rights because police can't delegate their police powers
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man dies in attempted murder-suicide, which really makes you wonder what would've happened if the attempt had been successful
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The country's opioid crisis is so bad life expectancy numbers are being cut short
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this artist is really painting
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Today in Blue Lives Matter, police shoot deaf man carrying, "metal pipe with leather loop on one end"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, there it is. The stupidest thing I have seen on the internet all week
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't know you were saying "twat" wrong this whole time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the wake of Maria striking the Island, Puerto Rico is without power. Not, "some cities in ", not "parts of", but the WHOLE ISLAND
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That moment when you discover the babysitter has been drinking your breast milk
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First wild bison spotted in Germany in over 250 years gets immediately shot and killed by hunters
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof ADHD in adults stopped handstanding, is he dead or not
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Headline: "Is my drinking normal, or am I an alcoholic?" Well, you're reading this on Fark, so there you go
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Drug dealer's cunning plan to get back into jail to sell pot to inmates. Throw a rock at police cruiser: ✓ Get arrested: ✓ Tossed back in Jail: ✓ Pull 8 Kinder Eggs out of your ass while guards are watching: Surprise
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
And here's a story about duck dicks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Muhammad enters the top 10 most popular boys' names in England and Wales. The meltdowns promise to be epic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Google and Facebook, "Remove terrorist propaganda or be fined heavily. You have two hours to comply"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Drone stops execution by carrying out execution
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Yes, we know there's a dead humpback whale floating near town, please stop calling us to report it. Also please don't go out and touch it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver hit by haboob, wasn't even in the Champagne Room
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The grilled-cheese eating surrender monkeys surrender once again
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this windswept shoreline
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What if that huge asteroid had missed the Earth and the dinosaurs hadn't died out?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Colorado cops search for poop-and-run jogger. The squat and pop runner. The ol' drop and dung. The stop and shart. The crouch and crap. OK, I'm done now
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
♪ Wagging of tails and big sloppy kisses, begging for treats and licking of dishes, these are a few of our favorite things. ♫ Welcome to your inaugural Woofday Wednesday thread
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
We hope you really like that cold-pressed juice and all the wastefulness that comes with it
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Taco Bell, alcohol, and a $2 bill ... what could go wrong?
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Two 8-year-old boys fight, then go home. Neighbor doesn't think fight is done, drags one kid from his home, makes them fight again
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now you too can have your own "dad bod" thanks to the Dadbag line of fanny packs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The tiny island sags upwind/'cause the life that they lived is dead/and the wind screams Maria (link updated)
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(LA Times)
 
Boobies
 
Always look at the helpers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Chiropractor doesn't hire overweight people, practice actual medicine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who knew that there was a Dutch Oven World Championship?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: If the hurricanes don't get you, the sinkholes will
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
White person who painted WHITE POWER and swastikas all over the neighborhood will not be charged with a crime
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family receives 7-figure settlement and cop gets jail time for negligence in man's drowning death. Why, *yes*, the victim was white
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