Drew Curtis' FARK.com

Sun February 12, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Gimme a P. Gimme an O. Gimme a T. Gimme an A. Gimme a T. Gimme an O (denverpost.com)	(26)
		Australian doctors stumped by the case of the boy who is mysteriously turning into a New Zealander (news.com.au)	(22)
		San Francisco is the nation's most liberal city thanks to sailors and soldiers and gays and booze (slate.com)	(41)
(Some Guy)		Man convicted of stealing $50,000 worth of copper wire receives no jail time and is ordered to pay back only $5,000 in restitution, proving once again that crime does indeed pay (newburyportnews.com)	(61)
		Canine blood bank helps to save other dogs in need. Your dog wants a small glass of orange juice and a sugar cookie (seattlepi.com)	(25)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop this tractor pull (latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com)	(14)
(Some Guy)		Not news: white granddad takes his black 5-year-old granddaughter for a walk in the park. News: nine cops draw Tasers, handcuff him, and take granddaughter in a patrol car. Fark: this isn't the first time this has happened to them (gritsforbreakfast.blogspot.com)	(215)
		Bad: After leaving US Army nine years ago, veteran arrested for being AWOL finally gets discharge paperwork straightened out. Fark: He's not the only discharged vet with outstanding AWOL warrants (stripes.com)	(62)
		Teens attack police at rowdy party, with predictable results (news.com.au)	(27)
		Texas woman induces labor two weeks early so her dying husband could hold the baby. Get ready cause the dust is thick in this one (news.yahoo.com)	(92)
(SB Sun)		You gonna disrespect me by declining my credit card, that's a stabbing (sbsun.com)	(45)
		No matter what he tells you, letting a man feel your breasts during a private, one-on-one meeting is not one of AA's twelve steps (denverpost.com)	(72)
		California chef serves up twigs, rocks, moss, and lawn clippings for $50 an entree, calls it "Wilderness on a Plate" (npr.org)	(138)

Sat February 11, 2012

(Springfield Republican)	If there's ever a right time to do heroin, it's not behind the wheel, stopped at a light, next to a police car (masslive.com)	(52)
	"Comedian" celebrates Black History Month by putting on blackface make-up and embarrassing BYU students (dailymail.co.uk)	(233)
	Source of cheerleading illnesses identified. It was a N-O-R-O-V-I-R-U-S (seattlepi.com)	(60)
	Attention Underpants Gnomes, finally after a long, agonizing wait, it's time for phase three (stltoday.com)	(26)
	Totally cool picture, totally bizarre "journalism:" "It's a sight of San Francisco fortunate to today's residents to have yet to be seen again, especially from the eyes of a simple high-flying kite" (dailymail.co.uk)	(52)
	Five reporters at a Newcorp owned newspaper arrested over bribing public officials. The Sun will be there once it gets bail money (bbc.co.uk)	(27)
	China to ban names that signal 'orphan' status. Example - Tossy McBaby (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com)	(43)
	Qaddafi's son: "Niger, please?" Niger: "Oh, alright" (businessweek.com)	(14)
	Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(lots)
	It looks like Mexicans are not immune from Montezuma's Revenge after all (cbsnews.com)	(24)
(Some 420)	Photoshop scenes from the day Marijuana is made legal in America (c0413294.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com)	(46)
	Tired of leaving voice mails at 3:00 AM of you breathing heavily? Now there's a card for you to send your Valentine that's still playing hard to get (foxnews.com)	(101)
(Some Guy)	News: Winter fest canceled. Fark: Due to cold weather. WTF: In Wisconsin (sheboyganpress.com)	(73)
	Iranian government turns off the interwebs (dailymail.co.uk)	(197)
	Small group of poorly funded rebels organize to fight against extremely wealthy and powerful empire to prevent imperialist land grab. And if you think the Star Wars references are just Fark being Fark, think again (wrcbtv.com)	(76)
(Some Retiree)	The most amazing photos of a 'cloud tsunami' hitting Florida condos you'll see until you get old and move there (travel.aol.co.uk)	(34)
	Shockingly, that towering icon of civic virtue, competence, and incorruptibility, former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin is apparently under investigation by the FBI (news.yahoo.com)	(80)
(You are getting sleepy)	Photoshop this head holding hypnotist (pics.livejournal.com)	(22)
	Communications director forced to resign after learning (1) people read his emails, (2) Oklahoma residents aren't Monty Python fans (newsok.com)	(177)
(Some Guy)	Dude, you should have seen the tailpipes on her. The ride can be a bit rough, but with headers and headlights like she's got, you'll love her (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com)	(76)
	Bad economy means that gangbangers are relying on "communal guns" instead of buying their own (nytimes.com)	(69)
(Some keep the fark off me Guy)	How completely lame do you have to be to bill yourself as "The Piggyback Bandit?" Ask this guy (kstp.com)	(39)
	The National Park Service announced its plans to remove and change the inscription on the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial. Obviously some people have a problem with this (ajc.com)	(129)
	New Orleans Mardi Gras parade organizers finding new, creative ways to get women to flash their boobies (nola.com)	(118)
(Good.is)	Having spent millions on #Occupy hassles, NYC plans construction of giant urban campground (good.is)	(33)
(Some gun-totin' dad)	Remember that Dad who shot up his daughter's laptop? This released statement should tell you whether he's a good father or just a prick (litefm.com)	(968)
	And you thought it was irksome when your co-workers were always talking about their dogs (usatoday.com)	(66)
	Man gets thrown out of pub by another customer for smoking. Since this is Fark, you'd better believe he came back into the pub with a chainsaw (dailymail.co.uk)	(42)
	Graffiti artist who made $200m in Facebook IPO says he was offered oral sex every day for the rest of his life for $2m. You should really have a talk with your Mom (dailymail.co.uk)	(143)
	"The 10 Cities You Don't Want to Drive in." #1- New York City- like anybody besides cabbies, cops, and the FED-EX guy who destroyed your monitor drive there (autos.yahoo.com)	(103)
(Some Guy)	Photoshop these humpbacks stranded on the beach (4.bp.blogspot.com)	(22)
	The world's 10 best sandwiches. Presented without comment (shortlist.com)	(187)
	Going from life on the streets as a feral to being a Blue Ribbon winner is not easy - but as Tank the cat will tell you, it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n roll on Caturday (oregonlive.com)	(580)
	Weed Man: Can we take care of your lawn? Customer: No. Weed Man: Great, we'll be over next week. Customer: I said no. Weed Man: We'll send the invoice when we're done. Customer: Refund it. Weed Man: How about no? (cbc.ca)	(123)
	Most 12-year old boys ask to borrow money from grandma. Noah Lamaide raised $10,500 in the course of a month, saving his grandmother's home from being auctioned (gma.yahoo.com)	(25)
	Valentine's Day won't just be ruined by your thoughtlessness this year; global warming has resulted in a bad year for chocolate (latimes.com)	(50)
	Man breaks into woman's home, steals her panties and then sends her cellphone pictures of them (upi.com)	(41)
	Dude looks like a lady (newsfeed.time.com)	(152)
	All fifth graders who want to go see "Red Tails" please step forward. Whoa not so fast there girls (chron.com)	(177)

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