If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Tue September 02, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
All you dirty hippies with your bio-cars have unleashed the scourge of grease thieves: "These thieves come in the middle of night. They make a mess. And usually it's near a storm drain"
source: pe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Putin ups the ante by telling European Commission that "I Can Take Kiev In Two Weeks If I Want"
source: huffingtonpost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Trying to bite a cop? You better believe that's a taserin'. Even if you are a 14-year-old girl
source: montereyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SHERIFF OF NUDE-INGHAM: Inspired by Jon Stewart, Self-Described Ferocious Nudist Runs For Sheriff. Guess That Re-Defines The 'Long Arm Of The Law' Idiom.
 
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The man who took on the NFL, Comcast and the Sports/Industrial complex... and may just win
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Sometimes, love means hiding your federal fugitive girlfriend in a bunker under your trailer
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Everyone loves a good public shaming, especially when it's the shaming of hypocritical douchebags
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Yet another reason to put the phone down while driving: you might just get a guardrail pole through your ass
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why isn't beer sold in plastic bottles? asked no one until now
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man nearly dies in ice bucket challenge after an airplane drops water on him. You're doing it wrong
source: flightclub.jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chinese insurance policies cover against your bride becoming pregnant before the honeymoon, your team being knocked out of the soccer World Cup, burning your tongue eating hotpot or if smog ruins your holiday
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Archaeological dig at US college finds remains of a colonial-era brewery on campus
source: timesdispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dust storm triggers a 50 car pile-up in A) Arizona B) New Mexico C) Washington, the Evergreen State
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boogie man, man
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russians send geckos to space to have sex, but they died. Not sure if I feel sad or jealous
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If there's a car crash, odds are that nine out of 10 times it's caused by someone in the medical profession, with surgeons and GPs ranked first and second
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Finally, bacon that could possibly give you super powers
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Forehead, fivehead, sixhead, pinhead; it's the Labor Day edition of the Mugshot Roundup
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Hungarians hanging out
source: timethemoment.files.wordpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson police force now using personal body cameras, will now have to remember to yell "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US" before shooting people
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(315)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ermahgerd, Ferk nerslerter
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cambridge University's Trinity College has a team of scientists trying to stop the Army of the 12 Monkeys
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1991, a man helped his children escape from their burning home in a blaze that killed his wife. In 2008, that same man killed his son by rigging his car jack causing his truck to crush him. Now, police think he just maybe also set the 1991 fire
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A fireworks explosion at a wedding killed two people, leaving guests shocked and upset. Even the cake was in tiers
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Time to celebrate Labor Day and honor the organized workers who helped bring it about, by emulating unions' time-honored tradition of sitting around drinking
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh...what?
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that's stamina
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sellafield, England described as the only place in England that still has 'easily affordable' housing. You might want to pack a Geiger counter in the moving van, though
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, WWII erupted when Germany and the USSR invaded Poland. These color photos by Hitler's personal photographer make it feel like only yesterday
source: life.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find stolen ring in the stomach of the woman who stole it. No word on exactly what type of ring it was, but it is expected to be a chocolate diamond by the time it is recovered
source: m.sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
(sɔᴉd) uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʎluO ǝslǝ ǝuoʎuɐ ǝʞᴉl ʇsnɾ s,ǝɥ sʎɐs 'ʎʇᴉlᴉqɐsᴉp oʇ uᴉ ǝʌᴉƃ oʇ sǝsnɟǝɹ pɐǝɥ uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ɥʇᴉʍ uɐW
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Mother charged in the death of her 8-year-old disabled daughter could get $1 million dollars from the daughter's trust fund even if she is found guilty
source: 7online.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school district provides free breakfast and lunch to ALL students, thus reducing paperwork and the stigma of being the "poor kid" who gets free food
source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Shame on you if you've been looking at the hacked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and several other female celebrities. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? I mean, Buzzfeed is calling you out on this
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(945)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it okay to lie on your resume, especially as one-third of employers do no checking whatsoever? Especially since you and Bill Gates invented the cursor, at least according to your CV
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
127-year-old woman who has outlived her 5 children is a grandmother to 20, great-grandmother to 73 and great-great-grandma to 55 becomes the unofficial oldest person who has ever lived. And she doesn't look a day over 110
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
It takes a brave man to quit his job and pursue his dreams. It takes an incredibly shortsighted man to quit a reliable, steady gig, go broke, and eventually get fired from a job in doggie daycare
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you follow the mushroom picking guide in the Sunday paper, get ready for hallucinations and a long nap
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, the last Passenger Pigeon died at the St. Louis zoo
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Perry removes an offensive Twitter photo about the Texas DA he tried to force resign and claims it was an unauthorized posting. Oops
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before Raleigh and Atlanta lock eyes from across the way and unite for some sexy urban merging that produce a big bundle of megalopolis
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Another weekend, another shark attack
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
When searching for a location to fire up your meth lab, a well ventilated church basement is always your best bet
source: sj-r.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A good grandma gives you milk and cookies when she's alive. A really great grandma gives you pot and a cell phone after she's dead
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As the summer comes to an end, a tower made out of mushroom bricks on display at the Museum of Modern Art will be turned into compost. Well, it was a lot of fun guys
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 

Displayed 46 of about 613 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »






Report