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Wed August 10, 2016
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Justice Department says that Baltimore police have a racial bias...not in the way they drive their paddy wagons though. Don't be ridiculous
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
  
 
 Good news: Scientists think they have an all-natural way to clean up oil spills. Bad news: The method requires fire tornadoes
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(Canoe)
 
  
 
 Farmer shoots neighbour's dog for mauling his pigs. "I don't feel bad about it"
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 12-year-old boy to attend Cornell, hopefully graduate on time at age 16 and get a job right away. He'll now have the very rare opportunity to pay off all his Ivy League tuition loans before he turns 50
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(The Lad Bible)
 
  
 
 Man wins lottery six days after surviving Dubai plane crash. Some guys have all the luck
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Once I was afraid, I was petrified, when I saw that crazed Cheeto going down that slide. But then I woke up and realized I wasn't that alone. No, I'm writing from the thread I call my home. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Survived another week"
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(The Atlantic)
 
  
 
 Yes
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(The Atlantic)
 
  
 
 Trump's handlers have changed Trump's Twitter password and won't tell him what it is, apparently
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 When the plane has pulled away from the boarding ramp, give it up, it's gone...unless you're this guy, that is
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
  
 
 Man charged with making up bear attack. The man was actually attacked by vampires and werewolves but he knew that would not be believable so he created the bear attack
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(Fark Shop)
 
  
 
 Fark Store Daily Deal: Ostrich travel pillow. The Skymall is strong with this one. (Sponsored Link)
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this unusual workplace environment
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(The Register)
 
  
 
 According to newly declassified military documents, a weather forecast in 1967 stopped a nuclear war
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
  
 
 Doggystyle isn't meant to be taken literally, my dear
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Yo dawg, we heard you like derailments
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 UK's fourth-richest billionaire suddenly moves up to number three
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(Deslidefied)
 
  
 
 Here are the biggest tourist traps in each state, now who wants to look for that elusive skunk ape after we travel south of the border?
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(NBC Miami)
 
  
 
 Officer shoots and kills woman in a tense "shoot or don't shoot" situation. Someone just forgot to tell the officer that this was just a demonstration at a citizens' police academy
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(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Ever wonder what a sewage truck explosion looks like? Well, thanks to the miracle of Russian dashcams, wonder no more
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(Unian)
 
  
 
 And while everyone was obsessing over what Trump said today, Russia moved mobile nuclear missile launchers into Crimea
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Increasing number of Americans living in a van down by the river by choice: "It's a netherworld closer to Trainspotting than Mark Twain" (pics)
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(The Korea Times)
 
  
 
 Breaking news from Romero Institute of Korea: Scorching heat changes people's daily routines
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 With no ISIS attacks to report in the last couple of days The Mirror releases a map showing where Britain's dognapping hotspots are
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Best. Honeymoon. EVER
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 Stupid: Driving down the highway reading a Bible. A-hole: Flipping the bird to another driver filming her do it
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(The Indy Channel)
 
  
 
 "Robber flips off clerk after getting no money." Well, all things considered it could have been worse
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Man held after climbing Buckingham Palace fence. Guards speechless
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(Vice)
 
  
 
 Thanks to Constitutional due process safeguards and sloppy legislative drafting by Congress, there is a 50 square mile section in America's oldest national park where you can literally get away with murder
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 Southern California's 'El Super' grocery chain produce section doubles as a Fortress Of Solitude for rodents
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
  
 
 Master blowtorch robber escaped with smoking hammocks, a Starbucks gift card and bug spray
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(The Indy Channel)
 
  
 
 Say, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just... *BLAM* ...Okay, a gun it is
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(USS Reagan)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this limited supply of life preservers
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Shelley Ross recounts the time Roger Ailes proposed a "sexual alliance" between them. A Super Friends with Benefits, if you will
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(Media Matters)
 
  
 
 Apparently, the only people still watching CNN are Fox News spies
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(OilPrice.com)
 
  
 
 The real life situation in Nigeria, with terrorist groups, splinter cells off of those terrorist groups, corrupt politicians, finger-pointing, and bombing is like a script the writers of 'Homeland' threw away for being too contrived
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(LA Times)
 
  
 
 L.A. police looking for carjacker for hours find and arrest him. Also find another guy laying in a yard, roust him and kill him. See, he could been the carjacker and in the car and armed, except he wasn't, wasn't, and wasn't
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 Donald Trump just suggested that "the second amendment people" can step in if Clinton wins the election. We long for the days when these headlines were just taking things out of context
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 "Is Pokemon Go racist?" There's a question mark in that headline, so I think we all know the answer already
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
  
 
 Because the first thing you think of when trying to deal with an abundance of cicada skins is to build a Godzilla monster
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(Ah HELL no)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this scenic walkway
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 "I never thought I'd find myself being chased around a pool by a naked man in his sixties with a can of squirty cream." Well that leaves Donald Trump out
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
  
 
 Brevard County considers tax hikes to pay for Indian River cleanup. Hikes? I was reliably informed that tax cuts could solve everything
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(The Stack)
 
  
 
 Facebook is turning off your adblocker. So now it's time for someone to develop the adblock-block-block
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
  
 
 Good dog, what did you find to play with on our afternoon stroll? Oh my (Not safe for work)
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(NBC DFW)
 
  
 
 Has Drew put on weight?
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(Patch)
 
  
 
 "Sex Organ" displayed during "performance" at Kohl's. Still not as cool as a guitar
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
  
 
 Today in Florida lawsuits: "My son shouldn't fail third grade just because he can't pass it"
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 The Australian Government thought it would be a good idea to have everyone complete their census forms online at the same time tonight...... aaaaand it's down
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(From the Grapevine)
 
  
 
 It turns out old people like sex, like listening to people talk about sex, and like experimenting with sex. Enjoy those mental images for the rest of the day
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(Fark Shop)
 
  
 
 Fark Store Daily Deal: Photo editing software for Mac - create photomosaics, eliminate noise, point and click to erase blemishes and photobombers. For those of us who steadfastly refuse to learn Photoshop. (Sponsored Link)
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(CTV News)
 
  
 
 Male dogs' fertility rapidly declined from 1988 to 2014. That would have been an interesting job description back then: "Dog wanker needed, great pay, no experience necessary"
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 What do you do if you're a university chancellor who's scared of student protesters storming your building? Why, build a $9000 escape hatch from your office, of course. Wait, what's that noise outside?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
  
 
 There are officially no more journalists on Fleet Street
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(CBC)
 
  
 
 Organized crime in Canada moves into the shadowy but lucrative world of cucumber theft
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(Mother Jones)
 
  
 
 People of Los Angeles, are you thirsty for the water you haven't got? Meet the California couple who uses more water than every one of you combined
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(Paris)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this past vision for the future of urban housing, today
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(AlterNet)
 
  
 
 Did the number of Americans who smoke pot really double in three years, or are people just less scared of the feds busting down their doors if they answer the poll honestly?
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Well I guess we know what Victoria's Secret really is
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Cosby rape case now a he said, She 6*10^1 said situation
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 Hello. Yes, this is dog. Sure I can give you a better speech ....let's talk
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Delta Airlines: The system failure we experienced on Monday was caused by a power outage in Atlanta. Georgia Power Company: No it wasn't
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(London Evening Standard)
 
  
 
 You know what is going above and beyond the call of duty for police officers? Cooking a lonely elderly couple some pasta after they were heard crying. Pass the parmigiano-reggiano cheese you crazy Italian police guys
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(WIVB)
 
  
 
 Old news: underground meth lab. Fark news: meth lab in the sewer
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 How often does one pronounce the "t" in "often"? Youselves are ruining the English language
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(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 Today's Sunday school teacher indicted for 55 years worth of child molestation is brought to you by the Cobb County GOP
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