Drew Curtis' FARK.com

Fri January 20, 2017

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Grandmother of teenager shot dead by authorities dies source: wtvr.com \| share:	9
		El Chapo Guzman arrives in New York, is immediately picked as director of the Federal Bureau of Prisons source: foxnews.com \| share:	24
		Fark it. Voting should be mandatory source: nytimes.com \| share:	124

		Local Atlanta TV reporter retweets support from Georgia congressman after reporting about why Pizzagate isn't fake. Fark: The congressman he retweeted isn't real source: radiotvtalk.blog.ajc.com \| share:	30
		Dog vs. whoopie cushion: there are no winners in this savage battle source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	6
		Boxed vodka: at $16 per liter, it's the grteatests source: delish.com \| share:	50
		3 dead, 20 injured after man plows through crowd in Melbourne, Australia. Driver arrested source: abc.net.au \| share:	127

Thu January 19, 2017

	India has a huge problem with fake news, not just now but since forever: "In the early '90s, rabble-rousers would mass-produce cassettes full of fake gunfire, screams, and chants of "Allah Akbar" and play them at full volume in the dead of the night" source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	40

	Ugly-ass baby snowy white guereza colobus monkey born at Cincinnati Zoo source: belfasttelegraph.co.uk \| share:	5
	Hotel rendezvous starts with a stun gun to the nuts. Then things get weird source: kalb.com \| share:	28
	When Mexico sends us their people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime... they're tunnel builders source: nypost.com \| share:	74
	Meet the former Microsoft typograhic engineer behind the famously contentious Comic Sans font. Yes, that guy source: tastefullyoffensive.com \| share:	126
	Remember the last time you went bowling? Remember the bowling ball? Ok, now read this article source: abc7ny.com \| share:	64
	Man uses bare hands to kill wasps. " I have done this over 50 times and have never gotten stung" source: upi.com \| share:	39
	Anything can be beautiful if seen at a sufficient distance, and for Detroit that distance turns out to be low Earth orbit source: freep.com \| share:	38
	Photoshop this hat source: gannett-cdn.com \| share:	29
	Armed Forces preparing to remove President if he refuses to step down source: theguardian.com \| share:	80
	Arkansas teen pushing to make an official state dinosaur. Mike Huckabee honored by the nomination source: arkansasonline.com \| share:	22
	RCMP across Canada, lose connection to CPIC database. No record, warrant, license plate or ID checks. Evidently this can happen now source: cbc.ca \| share:	111
	Man who killed Seattle Police Officer found mysteriously dead in prison. Well, there's probably not a big mystery here source: aol.com \| share:	59
	Thirty firefighters killed, 75 people injured and many still missing as huge high-rise building collapses in Tehran fire source: standard.co.uk \| share:	81
	Best Korea plans to assault the ocean once again source: yahoo.com \| share:	59
(Some Food Nut)	Fark Food Thread: Gung hay fat choy.. and welcome to the year of the fire rooster. Do you have any recipes to celebrate Chinese New Year? Share to the right source: chinesefood-recipes.com \| share:	94
	"Hey judge, fark you" - still not a sound strategy source: wftv.com \| share:	57
	It's important to check your rear view mirror when backing up. Got that, United Airlines pilot? source: abc7ny.com \| share:	64
	Why Hokkaido is Japan's "America." Or America is Britain's "Hokkaido" Either way, yee-haw, pardners source: bbc.com \| share:	33
	Photoshop Admiral Benbow and his luxurious locks source: ic.pics.livejournal.com \| share:	28
	Having absolutely NO other stories to report on, the BBC tackles the tough issues such as: "Why do we put 'The' in front of the country Gambia when talking about it?" source: bbc.com \| share:	124
	Not gonna be deceased yet. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture source: yahoo.com \| share:	67
	Giving someone lottery tickets is a quick and easy way to scratch someone off your Christmas list and then yo THE BASTARDS WON WHAT???? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	56
	Sweden sets new record for wind speed, clocking in at 106.93 miles per hour or 394 börks per lutefisk source: thelocal.se \| share:	63
	We haven't had a good "mom brings machete into day care" story in awhile source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	35
	Zenon wasn't inert when he picked up his 14th DUI arrest source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	59
	"Help, my hotel is buried under an avalanche." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "No, it isn't." "What the--? We need help here." "Oh, I'm sorry, this is the argument line" source: mynews13.com \| share:	52
	Today's Fark-ready headline: Kentucky elected official hit by car, cattle threatened; ex-opponent pleads guilty source: kentucky.com \| share:	18
	Four words that strike terror into all that hear them: London international mime festival source: theguardian.com \| share:	71
	ISIS was building this fighter jet in a garage in Mosul when Iraqi forces overran it: "If it had been operational, ISIS would have been only the second terrorist group in history to have had air attack capabilities" (pics) source: ibtimes.co.in \| share:	238
	Today in unexpected combinations that can kill you: Grapefruit and cholesterol medication source: express.co.uk \| share:	91
	Apparently, a furious Clark Griswold now drives for UberEats source: tampabay.com \| share:	47
	Charity begs people to stop donating chainsaws and women's high heels to disaster victims source: metro.co.uk \| share:	146
	When you kick it to the great beyond, have you gotten your digital life in order? source: nytimes.com \| share:	82
	Photoshop this Zachary Taylor supporter source: image.pennlive.com \| share:	33
	Nearly 70,000 uppity broads - including Jane Fonda and Ariana Grande - expected at anti-Trump Women's March in Los Angeles source: dailynews.com \| share:	775
	There are many good reasons why you might feel the need to drive 91 mph in a snowstorm. Because you're late for an appointment to get your stereo installed is not one of them source: arkansasonline.com \| share:	59
	Owner of cobra farm isn't worried about getting bit, says knowing is half the battle source: bbc.com \| share:	48
	Finally, a free clinic that isn't an abortionplex source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	49
	Thinking about fleeing the US to Canada because of Trump? Sure, that is the sensible thing to do, but have you thought about moving to Japan? source: en.rocketnews24.com \| share:	204
	Brain behind killing Pinky to be evaluated for mental competency source: apnews.com \| share:	30
	Iranian female bodybuilder arrested for posting non-nude nude photos source: cnews.canoe.com \| share:	164
	Man builds an inverted aquarium so fish in a garden pond can see what it looks like on the surface world source: mnn.com \| share:	66
	Assange: That pledge to turn myself In? That wasn't so much a pledge, it was more "I Didn't Think You Would Really Do That" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	140
	Seriously, who would want to steal a concrete buffalo? FARK: He was too weak to carry it back to his vehicle source: pennlive.com \| share:	25
	Pastor claims his shoe can cure vaginal warts. In somewhat related news, Red Forman claims his shoe can cure dumbassery source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	45
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 611: "Just Desserts Part Deux ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.net \| share:	27

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