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Wed February 10, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to overcome her "crippling fear of cakes" prior to her wedding, is upset that no mental health professionals take her phobia seriously and keep desserting her after one session
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
44,000 pounds of cheese block Australian highway, drivers forced to find another whey around
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(20)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cures for the hiccups: Get scared, drink water upside down, remove giant tumor from chest
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(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau in fake mustache charged with murder
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(20)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"The criminal complaint alleges extensive nudity and cunnilingus on the world's tallest observation wheel, which is billed as 'The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas'"
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(43)
 
(Your4State)
 
 
 
"Students then turned their DNA into a necklace"
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(29)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Swiss man becomes third fatality at Arizona skydiving facility. In 2016, that is
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(51)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Activists supporting homosexual teens have raised enough money to bid on the foreclosed church belonging to a homophobic pastor
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
James Clapper warns ISIS will begin attacking the US sometime this year. Panic futures up 8% in early trading
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
♪ "I'm a shark, I'm a shaaaaark, we broke a record in 2015, I'm a SHAAAAARK" ♫
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(30)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
ABC was kind enough to provide a solid blue backdrop for tonight's GOP debate. Take it away, Photoshoppers
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(50)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
County Council report about the Department of Transportation's performance during the Blizzard of 2016 delayed. Because of snow
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(6)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Stray bullet finds its forever home
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(113)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Your mom tries to vote in New Hampshire primaries
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(31)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
All you need to know about Faschingskrapfen, that glorious Austrian day when you can take as many Krapfens as you want
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(27)
 
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Scott Adams explains the worldview of Dilholes (Rigger warning)
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(59)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French ski resorts are 'lying about how long their pistes are.' Well, don't we all?
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(34)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Slavery is alive and well, deep in the *clap clap clap* heart of Texas
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(168)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Notorious drug lord and escape artist "El Chapo" Guzman says he is willing to stand trial in the US-on one condition, that he get to do his time in a medium-security or lower prison
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In fairness, he didn't think the French would notice the smell
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(22)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty 787
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fat Boy will soon have enough plutonium to make a second Fat Man
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(54)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
'Affluenza' mom is off the hook for paying the $3100 taxpayer-footed bill for extradition expenses
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(90)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you're going to show your gun to a seven-year-old, don't shoot the floor to prove it's real. If you have to shoot the floor to prove it's real, don't let her call 911. And if those rules are too hard for you, how about "Don't be a dumbass"
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(48)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"It's not the first time that the hospital has called us to cut off rings, but usually they are from the finger," says hero firefighter
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(78)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Honey, why did you withdraw $22 and have an ATM surcharge of $2.50?" "I needed money for the strip club. The really cheap strip club"
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(138)
 
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Beyonce's new song has people running to Red Lobster for Cheddar Bay Biscuits
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(168)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds: "I'm the youngest of four boys, so it's not the first time I've fought another man naked in a burning building"
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(289)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to a car in his basement
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(17)
 
(DNA India)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in India, pet goat arrested for repeatedly grazing in judge's garden. Press still waiting for goat mugshot to be released
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger STONEHENGE STONEHENGE
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(68)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you already have nine DUI convictions, consider a better legal defense than "beer-battered fish made me drunk" when you come around for the tenth
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(58)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Rest easy, Iowa City; police have apprehended the goat that escaped from the University of Iowa secret research lab
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(27)
 
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Woman gets free pink dye job as she sleeps from her red scandinavian bedding
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(45)
 
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Attorney for the Iowa Utility Board assures the members that despite a developer's arguments to the contrary, they actually ARE allowed to take safety and environmental impacts into consideration while reviewing a proposed hazardous waste pipeline
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So did you have your Fastnacht today? What are you giving up for Lent? Can you believe that Easter will be early this year? Here is your Fastnacht Day/Mardi Gras thread
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Annual just in time for Valentine's day, chocolate is good for you article published. Research continues on bacon
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(9)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Record number of Americans dump their passports for tax reasons. Hear that, Bundy family?
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(272)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger, the super-buff kangaroo is back and he's crushing cans, calling you a girly man. With super-buff kangaroo beefcake photos
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(40)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmaker introduces a bill which would force the airline industry to keep pace with the rapid expansion of a typical US ass
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(90)
 
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
The legal driving age in Wisconsin is When Mommy And Daddy Are Drunk
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(54)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you're on an Air Force training mission, the most important thing is to come back alive. The second most important thing is to avoid sparking a wildfire while trying to signal another aircraft
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Germany, even the train collisions run on time
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA: Drone registrations have now surpassed registrations for piloted aircraft
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks found guilty of discriminating against dyslexic employee, surprising many people who've looked at the name on their cup and assumed all Starbucks employees were dyslexic
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(74)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drilling
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Gourmet chef takes pride in fooling foodies by creating appetizing taster menu out of McDonald's ingredients, letting them praise sublimely experimental cuisine and Instagram it as #atasteofsocal, then dropping irony bomb on them
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
If you crossed Sarah Palin and Dolly Parton and sent the result on tour with Cliven Bundy what would you get? Find out thursday Thursday THURSDAY
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(346)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people have a problem with a sexy 10-year-old supermodel
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(286)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bunny the size of a DeVille will hug you and squeeze you and name you George. D'awww
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(56)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vet with purple heart told to prove he was wounded in action before he can receive benefits. Fark: He's 90 and was wounded in the Philippines in 1944
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(88)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
NASA employees at the Johnson Space Center have a problem with being told they can't use the name Jesus as part of an announcement for an upcoming Christian prayer and song gathering in an online company newsletter
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(77)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
All five of the states with the highest voter turnout voted Democrat in the 2012 election. Four of the five with the lowest voter turnout voted Republican
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(37)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While America was busy shaming Cam Newton, the North Koreans flew a satellite directly over Levi's Stadium
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(67)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When you work the drive-through window in Florida, you must accept the fact that at some point, a customer is going to throw an alligator at you
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(30)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Noted meshugener Ted Nugent wishes to kvetch about something
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea satellite 'tumbling in orbit,' U.S. official says
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(87)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Girl has ant colony living in her brain. I, for one, welcome our new insect landlords
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(97)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Couple beat million-to-one odds and have black and white twin girls
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(87)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even though Jihadi John is no longer with us, we still have to worry about Jihadi Paul, Jihadi George, and Jihadi Ringo
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(29)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man admits to robbing Amish bakery for money for drugs The real question is, how did the clerk call the cops?
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