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Tue January 23, 2018
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
So you're driving in Leonia, NJ, on public roads, and you're not a Leonia resident.....you better believe that's a finin'
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Mon January 22, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge rules Jared Fogle will have to keep enjoying his footlongs in prison. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk fire chief needs more training in continence, opening car doors, not falling on head
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Police searching for Mann, and with those face tattoos they should find him pretty soon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student shoots at a friend. The victim, a 15-year-old girl, was airlifted to a hospital with gunshot wounds. No word yet on who shot the hospital
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The strange case of the Florida expat who became an Alabama stay-at-home mom running a subscription-only adult website. (w/SFW pics)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pope embraces fallibility
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cops unhappy that union is offering fewer "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards to friends and family. In other news, those are really a thing and you can "buy" them by "donating" to the police union
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Attack of the pod people
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Brooksville celebrates Confederate victory over Union in largest Civil War reenactment in state, complete with white supremacists, whippings, used slave sales. "This is part of our history"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I know who you did last summer - now give me Bitcoin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the first state to implement net neutrality is....Montana?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Service dog goes to Disney World and meets Pluto. Later plans to go to the dog park to meet Uranus
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surfer wiping out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's worse than the flu this year? FLESH-EATING FLU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog 'accidentally' shoots his master while out hunting. At least that's what the dog's attorney is claiming
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(TuneIn)
 
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I'm a bit under the weather tonight, so at 8PM ET instead of DJing, I'm setting the Indie Media Weekly server to randomly play 2 hours of my music & comedy stuff. Next week will be Rhythm & Blues / Soul night
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Baggage handlers take a break from smashing guitars to steal 300 school computers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Florida Man, 23, Arrested For Fried Chicken Attack On His Girlfriend
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One of the last Dead Sea Scrolls fragments has been translated. Reports indicate it's the final section of a larger passage, consisting of "And then the murders began"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Who wants the Dodge Demon to be banned because it has too much horsepower? A) Bicyclists, B) Mothers, or C) The editors at Automotive News?
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
Aaaaand, he signed it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida mall pipe bombs downgraded to flares
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaner
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Fark can finally get behind the Tide pod challenge. Yes, there is booze involved
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare "Super Blue Blood Moon" coming on January 31, for the first time in 150 years. Finally, a chance for all the aristocratic lycanthropes to let their hair down
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Elon, you drive, I've been drinking
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate overwhelmingly votes to reopen the government as Democrats take McConnell at his word that they will fix DACA
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The FAA has a fix for reducing noise from planes flying over some neighborhoods: have planes fly over other neighborhoods
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Alabamans hold candlelit vigil after Taco Bell burns down: "Waffle House is open, but if you really want to get full, you've got to have 10 dollars. Sometimes you don't have that"
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(Grand Island Independent)
 
 
 
Doughnut-eating champ charged with stealing from Dunkin'
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Article no longer available
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-01-14 to Sat 2018-01-20
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unexpected windfall has me pondering the purchase of a 72lb wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese. I want to hear the pros and cons before making my purchase and you guys look like you know your way around a massive cheese wheel
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Who should you call if you encounter an extraterrestrial? Not sure, but definitely NOT the NYPD
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not News: Worst Koreans burn pic of Best Korea's leader. News: As leader of Best Korean girl band visits. FARK: Best Korea has a girl band. ULTRA-FARK: The name of the girl band. GET A BRAIN...DUUUUDE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Villagers mistake frozen aeroplane poo for asteroid, take pieces home to keep, regret speaking to local media
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Train uses pickup truck as snowplow
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man who pretended to be anesthesiologist at California hospital is really a 27-year-old Iraqi national with a Swedish passport who entered the U.S. on a visa that expired last month. Or Stephen Miller's erotic fanfic?
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
How do you keep a Vermont stoner in suspense?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Levitating Lady
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man walks into convenience store with gunshot wound to the head, barely makes the news since it's in Cleveland
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Convicted felon guy has the bad luck of having a person or persons break in his house and leave a gun, lots of money and 10 lbs of weed hidden above the ceiling tiles just minutes before the sheriff showed up with a warrant. Doh
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Bats of Walmart
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Police had a sign there was a drunk driver
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will no doubt be pleased to hear his name is the world's most popular safeword, narrowly winning over "red" and, of course, "FLÜGGÅƎNKƋEČHIŒBØLSȆN"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No real person would be good enough to date one of Obama's daughters. So Malia found a loophole. She is now dating Harry Potter
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
♫ We like the malls, the malls that go boom. ♫
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Local TV news crew inadvertently runs into local TV news story
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Something Fark has known for quite some time, squirrels are clearly the best rodents around. Big nads and all
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