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Tue July 04, 2017

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Giant ghost crocodile that had T-Rex sized teeth discovered in Madagascar. That is all source: newsweek.com \| share:	5
		$123.47 source: theverge.com \| share:	1
		Just drinking two pints of beer a day could give you five types of cancer. Cheers source: thesun.ie \| share:	12

		Who among us wouldn't take up four parking spaces to avoid dings to our 10-year-old car after spending HUNDREDS of dollars fixing it up? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	43
		The bride wore a custom-made silk and lace dress complete with a veil and had her jaws clamped shut source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	19
		Photoshop theme: An improvement to Independence Day source: fark.com \| share:	16
		Kill it with fire... oops source: mlive.com \| share:	24
		New Harry Potter born in Florida source: nypost.com \| share:	5

		Just in time to blame it on fireworks, brand new firetruck starts brush fire source: keprtv.com \| share:	30
		Whether it's pie crust, pork, brownies, scallops, eggs, or gravy, everyone has a culinary Achilles' heel source: mnn.com \| share:	112
		North Korea just launched its own fireworks display source: express.co.uk \| share:	83
		Canadian baby 'first without gender designation' on health card source: bbc.com \| share:	236

Mon July 03, 2017

	Colorado's favorite libertarian curmudgeon complains to police chief about late night Amber Alert for disabled kid. Police chief doesn't give a fark and responds with blistering candor source: csindy.com \| share:	162
	Colombia to legally recognise the all-male Lucky Pierre source: theguardian.com \| share:	40
	"Look what followed me home, mom. Can I keep him?" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	45
(The Liberal Advocate)	Analyzing Trump's attitude towards women after 'Morning Joe' attacks source: liberaladvocate.com \| share:	98
	Three-quarters of Americans prefer shoe leather to delicious, succulent, well-prepared steak. This is why we can't have nice things source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	290
	Who steals a helicopter at gunpoint? source: oregonlive.com \| share:	63
	Photoshop this hummingbird source: i.imgur.com \| share:	19
	According to new revelations, religious people are more tolerant, open-minded than atheists source: theblaze.com \| share:	280
(WUWT)	Forget Paris: 1,600 new coal-fired power plants are planned or under construction in 62 countries source: wattsupwiththat.com \| share:	64
	The DJ gets up at some ungodly hour on the 4th to get the Mrs to the airport, so he's putting tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) on autopilot while he gets some shuteye. Check in and berate the DJ for leaving his Farker friends all alone. DIT source: tunein.com \| share:	8
	WaPo investigates why DC always smells like weed source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	46
	Miami Judge tosses out Florida's updated "Stand your Ground" law which required prosecutors to prove a defendant WASN'T acting in self defense before they could charge them because A) that's insane and B) only the FL Sup Ct. can set evidence rules source: miamiherald.com \| share:	155
	Hovercraft linking Niagara to Toronto will likely be nixed due to noise concerns, eels source: cp24.com \| share:	29
	Windmill converted to family home listed for sale, has slight medieval lance damage source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	39
	The true form of Thomas the Tank Engine source: boingboing.net \| share:	59
	Miami official are urging residents not to engage in celebratory gunfire this Fourth of July, reminding them that "Bullets don't have eyes". And how creepy would it be if they DID? source: miamiherald.com \| share:	64
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this playground portal source: dumpaday.com \| share:	22
	Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Seriously History Channel, one job. One (Twitter link is dead, tweet in question is boobies in the thread) source: twitter.com \| share:	100
	Car plows into crowd near Boston's Logan airport. Police report "several pedestrians with injuries" of "varying severity." Story developing source: bbc.com \| share:	138
	The ferry was hit by a passenger platform while backing out from Wood's Hole. That stationary platform should've watched where it was going source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	16
	Fracking leads to babies. But you knew that source: economist.com \| share:	29
	Ketamine might help people with drinking problems, by giving them a drug problem. Uh...wait source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	50
	Australian police are making a plea for the owner of a suitcase stuffed with $1.6 million in cash found while investigating a suspected drug importation operation to come forward. 'We have a sneaking suspicion this isn't your average pay packet.' source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	30
	Let's think a little out of the grill box for your Fourth of July cookout. How about grilled guacamole or grilled donuts with blueberry sauce? You know, because donuts source: consumerist.com \| share:	87
	Not news: Guy buys neighborhood eyesore house to rehab it. Surprise: Discovers that it's a log cabin. Fark: Built in 1704 source: philly.com \| share:	85
	Historians hopeful that time capsule found at base of confederate monument may contain racist WB frog source: cnn.com \| share:	97
	Slap some cream on that sunburn, grab something cold, and take the Fark Weird News Quiz, 6/18 - 6/24 edition source: fark.com \| share:	39
	Caption this John McCain double facepalm source: cdn1.nyt.com \| share:	65
	There may not be 101 of them, but this Dalmatian gave birth to 18 puppies, setting the Australian record and equaling the world record source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	30
	"Although many came expecting violence ― even after Antifa made it clear its adherents never planned to show up ― the only bloodshed came when a lone militia group member accidentally shot himself in the leg" source: yahoo.com \| share:	224
	'Gays for Trump' hold rally in Washington DC with fabulously predictable results source: occupydemocrats.com \| share:	346
	Gitmo detainees are allowed to watch only one English-language news channel. You'd think it would be pro-American. You'd be wrong, however, comrade source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	46
	Fox makes grave mistake by not picking the chicken coop to plunder source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16
	Photoshop this wall of beef source: i.imgur.com \| share:	29
	You may have only 48 hours left to post any good news links from Al-Jazeera source: abc.net.au \| share:	195
	You're only letting the terriers win source: wthr.com \| share:	83
	Emergency rooms preparing for flood of idiots who blow off their fingers or set themselves on fire with sparklers this July 4th source: dailynews.com \| share:	121
	Climb the Tokyo Tower on World Suicide Prevention Day source: japantoday.com \| share:	11
	Cemetery where subby's grandparents, cousin, father, and assorted other relatives are buried was vandalized last night. What the hell is wrong with people? source: thestate.com \| share:	123
	Mosque in France attacked in latest not-terrorism incident source: bbc.com \| share:	65
	United's flight to Denver has arrived. On-time. On-fire. Guaranteed source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	40
	France considers surrendering to the UK, allowing British tourists to drive on the left hand side of French roads source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	31

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