Photographer snaps a really great picture of a guy proposing to his lady on a cliff, decides to find them and provide them with a lasting memory
New thinga-ma-hooey keeps people from being abusive and neglecting their beer
"You are going to lose", says London woman. Unknown if the armed terrorist she was directly confronting could hear her over the sound of her giant brass balls clanging together
PNG becomes GIF, Oswald's keyboard player honored by the Dallas PD, and Marcus Bachmann finds happiness: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/12 - 5/18
Photoshop these waterfall walkers
We secretly replaced the person in charge of delivering the opening prayer at the House of Representatives with an Atheist. Let's see if anyone notices
News: Man commits suicide by driving off a cliff. Fark: Doesn't get discovered for 26 years
Old and busted: Latte foam art. New hotness: 3D latte foam art
Deposed Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis says his "retarded jury" should be "shot dead". Oh, his case will just sail thru the appeals process
North Carolina school on lock down after seven arrested in Dihydrogen Monoxide attack
"Crowdfunding" is a method to finance projects. Like publishing games, designing prototypes, releasing a video showing the mayor of Toronto smoking crack cocaine, protecting natWAIT WHAT
Doctors who performed life-saving face transplant on accident victim say there's hope he'll recover and be able to be released under someone else's recognizance. (w/ somewhat graphic pics)
If you knocked a cyclist off his bike and then boasted about it on Twitter @NorwichPoliceUK would like to have a DM with you
The real reason the NYPD likes stop-and-frisk is not to keep weapons off the street: It's free weed
13 NJ TGI Fridays accused of selling well drinks labeled as premium brands, also not wearing enough flair
Mom dies, gives birth, then gets brought back to life
An underground nightclub in a rooftop water tower
Looks like the IRS is targeting another non-profit group seeking tax-exempt status
Survey reveals men think women's beauty peaks at age 29. Reversely, women think men peak during every aggressive handshake
As a general rule things that you would bring to a Fark party should not be sent as disaster relief
Amazon takes cue from cinema in designing its new office complex. Fark: the movie 'Biodome'
(Some Food Nut)
Fark Food Thread: Extra sticks of butter not your style? What are lighter ways to enjoy your favorites without going overboard on calories? What are some tips for having/serving tasty meals without an extra pound of guilt on the side?
Photoshop this Kidde Kokoon
Teenagers unlike Facebook
And now to commit the perfect crime, right after I paint my master plan all over the Facebooks
Not news: Giant tiger needs surgery. Fark: To remove giant hairball
Cadet soldier butchered on London street by terrorists - who then hang around the body, ask the public to film them, and are then shot by police
18 things we love about Oklahoma. The Flaming Lips, illegal pigeon races, and a 73 year old grandmother weed kingpin (warning - slideshow)
Couple flees Wal-Mart with $37 printer, almost runs over cop in parking lot, flees across city flinging meth and pot out the window, caught by off-duty cop who happened to have spike strips with him. TAA-DAAH (W/ faces o' meth mugshots)
Washington Post: Sure, Oklahoma, you had some pretty bad tornadoes. But we've got tornado problems, too. Why, we've had two in the past year alone and another one could be really, really bad for us. Keep us in your hearts as you rebuild
Just another normal morning in a Tampa newsroom. And then Hulk Hogan shows up and wants to do the weather, Brother
Teenager taken to court for hacking in to a friends computer and taking her savings. FARK: Her virtual savings on RuneScape
Atuk zug zug, caca Lana
(Some Brewmeister)
Lawsuit trolls aren't just for technology apparently. Some poor little brewery in Kentucky is being attacked... help 'em out
Darth Maul lobster found; Disney sues for licensing rights
FEMA's quick measure for how hard hit a disaster area is--check out the local: A) Department of Transportation, B) Department of Public Works, or C) Waffle House
My psychiatrist said I do not have a mental illness, therefore I have every right to call 911 100 times in a month to report satellites that are crushing my chest and squeezing my brain
Congress in 2010: Why isn't the IRS looking at these political groups filing for 501c more closely? Congress 2011: Why is the IRS scrutinizing these organizations? Congress now: Why can't the IRS read our minds?
Man finds rare comic book during home remodel, then has it torn during argument with in-laws. "That was a $75,000 tear"
A newly-wed couple got back from honeymoon to find their home painted in the style of Mr Blobby - as part of a revenge prank by the groom's brother
"Fu𐑙k Cancer" hats get sisters tossed from mall. FARK: They were shopping for funeral dresses after their mom died of cancer
(Some Guy)
"Temporary Tattoos May Put You at Risk," Yeah, the risk of being a complete douche
The suspect reportedly said "What?" one more time
Rich people problems: For $43,000 a month, you'd think you could get a little peace and quiet in the Big Apple at your 72nd-floor duplex. But no, you have to sue your neighbor over the noise
(Christian Post)
Jodi Arias feels betrayed by jury. And you know how she deals with betrayal
Parents of identical Down's Syndrome twins applied for state benefits for their children - one child was accepted the other refused by the authorities
How to: Hit on your bartender. The correct answer is D) Just don't even bother, because you'll either come across as a drunk asshole, or a creepy stalker, which in your case is probably closer to the truth than you're willing to admit
Imaginative plumber builds the world's fastest fully-functioning toilet that can doo doo 55mph - still trying figure out what's squirting out the exhaust
Facebook pics led to arrest of alleged members of Crazy White Boys gang who will now be called the Crazy Dumb White Boys Gang
In response to yesterday's story about suburban poverty, it turns out that suburbia has more poverty than cities because suburbia has more people. Math, how does it work?
Riots in Stockholm spread to suburbs. Look, we *all* can't win the Eurovision contest
WaPo fact checker gives three "Pinocchios" to the doctored Benghazi emails claim. Proving once and for all that we cannot trust a single soul within a 50 mile radius of D.C
McCain upset about Apple forcing him to update his apps
Alcohol-stealing thief leaves apology note, cash for the beer ... because God told him to
Bystander to fatal accident becomes an accomplice to a hit-and-run homicide in just one sentence
New study shows massive jump in amount teenagers are willingly sharing online, growing amount of yelling at their parents for looking at the information, plus an increase in door slammings
NASA and Google announce formation of Skynet
If you're visiting the Craigslist 'missed connection' posts regularly, perhaps consider moving to Prague
If you happen to be in Boulder, Colorado today and have a spare $8, a Croatian faith gazer will heal you and everybody else in your group with his loving stare. Or for $72 you can get a full-day pass to his gazing sessions
Louisville offering classes in making moonshine; bathtub gin production triples
Boston Marathon bombing suspect gets death penalty
Great, now Baby Boomers want to pretend they're 20-somethings living in group houses again
(Some Guy)
Photoshop this old shoe
3rd Annual Geek Pride Night @SkyBar in Bowling Green, OH, 8p May 22, Farkers welcome to the party
That's going to leave a tan mark that may be hard to explain
All in all it's just another brick in the haul
"If you're going to act like Nellie Olsen, you're going to dress like Nellie Olsen." Mom punishes bully daughter by making her wear thrift store clothes. With Before and After shots
Real estate tip: Just because your house overlooks a golf course doesn't mean it will always be a golf course
Man breaks into fortune teller's home to get his money back after love spell fails. Guess she didn't see that coming
Marijuana bacon. Dude
You run out of gas along the interstate. Do you A: Call a friend for help? B: Call a tow truck? or C: DRUM SOLO?
Thanks to generous donations a 91 year old WWII vet will not be evicted from his home of 56 years by his daughter
News: 31-year-old woman spends £20,000 on clothes for her 8-year-old son. Fark: She's hot (w/pics)
Obligatory before and after images of Moore, OK
Sami Bouzaglo, co-owner of Amy's Baking Company, faces deportation after it's learned he has convictions for.....wait for it.....extortion, threats and drug distribution. Meow
