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Thu November 27, 2014
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Eleven amazingly inspired Thanksgiving sandwiches. Leftovers won't have to be boring tomorrow
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No Thanksgiving is complete without a snowball fight that ends in a stabbing. Surprisingly, it's unrelated to Black Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trials for an Ebola vaccine are "positive"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention, Americans: Do not send out your Christmas cards until you learn how to properly pluralize your name and correctly utilize apostrophe's
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Richard Scarry's "Busy Town" enters the 21st century, complete with Climate Change Denier Goat and Fart Sound App Maker Monkey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN found the three retail employees who admit they love working on Thanksgiving
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly." Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's not Thanksgiving without Arlo Guthrie and the "Alice's Restaurant Massacre." Here he is performing at Farm Aid 2005
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(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
Man waiting for his water to boil is nearly killed by a catapult. This is not a repeat from 397 BC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Number of Americans who smoke hits 50-year low. I guess people just don't want to look cool anymore
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Matkot is like hacky sack if it was played on the beach with paddles. "Matkot is not a competitive sport, it's a sport of togetherness"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Official police story about a shooting isn't supported by video, which shows a 12 year old with a BB gun being shot within 2 seconds of cops arriving, not being told multiple times to put his hands up as claimed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass rare white lion cub born at Nebraska zoo
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Court expert says that two babies accidentally swapped at birth and raised by the wrong parents should have a no-return no-exchange policy
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember that reporter in Alaska who quit her job on-air after announcing she would dedicate herself to her marijuana business full-time? She's discovering that making a principled stance doesn't stop the government from asking questions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He asked me to do things that I wasn't going to do, He's ugly, old and disgusting. I tied him up. I took his money and left. He was starting to creep me out. I brought the zip ties in case of a situation where I needed them"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this traffic jam
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(Some Balloon Guy)
 
 
 
It's your annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade thread, this year with far more intrigue than the usual "will a balloon will get away" as we wait to see if protesters succeed in disrupting this American holiday tradition. 9 am ET on CBS, NBC
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving in Alaska: "I'm sure somebody will bring walrus. There will be moose. There will be seal meat. I'm sure there will be beluga. Musk ox. Pike. Salmon"
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
73,200 Krispy Kremes sold in one day from a single outlet. With bonus pic of what a discerning Krispy Kreme eater looks like
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A McSweeney's classic: The Butterball Turkey help-line help-line
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You had me at 'vodka-infused turkey'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Your dog does understand you, is ignoring you, and still wants steak
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 499: "Wat?" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school considers cancelling a field trip to watch the Nutcracker ballet over concerns that some parents may be offended that it shows a Christmas tree
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese millionaire buys up his childhood village of run-down huts and bulldozes it to make luxury condos, and gives them to the residents for free
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(WTFark)
 
Video
 
French fart drug will give new meaning to the phrase "hershey highway"
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
The number of people going blind in America continues to rise, no end in sight
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finally, science has perfected the Thanksgiving meal
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(Gannett)
 
 
 
Photoshop these exuberant ladies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party just in time for the holidays Dec 3rd 7:30PM
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Loyal dog waits at the hospital every day for her owner. Difficulty: Her owner died two years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The only member of the Supreme Court with a heart has surgery on it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI says that last year, 512 guns sales slipped through the cracks of their system and a person was able to purchase a gun without having their background checked for prior felonies or history of mental illness. 512 PER DAY or 186,000 total, that is
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Train crashes in Boston cemetery. Hundreds dead
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(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Do you find the holidays depressing? At least you're not a geologist studying depressions in Holiday
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Who amongst us hasn't installed a camera in our ex-wife's shower to film our chickens?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Payday loan companies outnumber McDonald's but still pale in comparison to Subways
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
What cop is better suited to perform illegal strip searches than Michael Vagnini
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alone again for Thanksgiving? Maybe you're just not presenting yourself in a way that shows off your qualities, like this twenty-eight-year-old felon who promises to be your worst date ever
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Even in Texas, it violates stormwater regulations to drain 500 gallons of goat blood into a drainage ditch
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
While you're standing in line on Black Friday, slowly filling with consumer rage, remember: Black Friday is one of the busiest days for gun purchases
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kurdish leader Barzani wearing this hat made of bacon
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man arrested on charges of theft and having heart two sizes too small
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey, that bear looks hungry. I think I'll take a picture of it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Castle, PA residents: Why does our town smell like cat pee?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Guy tries to rob and rape another guy at ATM. Fark: His actual name is Phuc X. Kieu
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
While you're sitting there complaining about that airport bar in Raleigh-Durham, in Siberia, they're making the passengers get out and push their 74 passenger Tupolev that got stuck in the snow
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Late contender for best mugshot of 2014, after man is arrested for threatening kids at a day care center
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the family with so many Christmas lights that they can't even plug in a toaster when they're on without taking down the grid (pics)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Because it wouldn't be a holiday without an east-coast winter storm to mess up all the airports: say hello to Weather Storm Cato
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're visiting Switzerland, get ready to be served cat for Christmas dinner, and dear lord, stay away from the hot dogs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A cure for every way you've screwed up your turkey, minus that 'pervert neighbor is humping the carcass again' problem
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New documentary on sleepless in America reveals just how tired the country really izzzzzzzzzz
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Philosopher claims Socrates should have played Dungeons & Dragons, buffed his CON to get a better save versus hemlock
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ratings show that the only thing that would make CNN happier is if MH 370 was found in Ferguson
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to falsely claim a 'found dog' posted on Craigslist, don't turn around and try to sell that dog on Craigslist. With mugshot of a baby seal or possibly an alien in drag
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for aiming banana at police. The officers were able to bring the incident to a peaceful conclusion since they had thankfully been taught self defense against fresh fruit, and could have even handled a man armed with loganberries
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A look at how all the planets earned their names. Apparently subby's been wrong about Uranus all this time
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Misspelled LA Freeway sign taken down. Now how will people know to take Olimpic Boulevard to get the Pubic Libary?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Short chat with an officer who offers some perspectives on use of force by police
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kickass goat
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
As if being a Tampa Bay Bucs fan isn't bad enough, the stadium bar got busted for serving colored water as tequila shots
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego charity raised money for AIDS patients. Executive director spent it on eye exams, meals, dental work, cash withdrawals and a trip to a clothing optional resort near Palm Springs
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Governor "paying very close attention" to case of man who is 21 years into a 48 year prison sentence for a drive-by shooting someone else has admitted to for decades. Tag is for the justice system
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're visiting Germany, get ready to bag your own groceries, observe silence on Sundays, and always be prepared for public nudity (Not safe for work)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Huge manatee goes to Texas where everything is huge seeking relatives, finds out none have moved there in 19 years
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Driving down the road smoking crack with a child in the car is no way to go through life...substance abuse treatment center manager
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bananagun
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
♫♪You gotta fight. ♪ For your right ♪♪ To POTTY ♫♪♫
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
How to cope with the dreaded fear of DRIVING IN THE SNOW
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Want to go skiing this year? Enjoy being part of the 1%
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nothing says delicious, wholesome dairy product quite like 'Coca Cola'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to write a law granting holiday time off for public employees, make certain you have someone review it for clarity, otherwise you'll have to give people time off for Festivus so they can air grievances and decorate the pole
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