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Fri August 28, 2015
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
One busted nut on an airplane won't get you into the Mile High Club, but it will cause $62.4 million in fire damage to an Air Force RC-135V reconnaissance jet
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Erika doesn't have the strength to upgrade to hurricane from tropical storm, but Florida will remain in the Cone of Concern, which is also the name of my Vanilla Ice cover band
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawyer: Please excuse this New Jersey teacher who was late to work 111 times in two years. Arbitrator: No problem
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(44)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Open bar. New Hotness: Weed bar (w/pics)
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Psychology study on psychology studies finds psychology studies are flawed and 60% of psychology study results cannot be replicated in follow-up psychology studies
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(14)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans wouldn't know a good Mexican tortilla if it hit them in the face with a chancla
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Just because your job is to replenish ATMs doesn't mean you can treat them like your own personal ATMs
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man arrested after the test came back postive for meth. The test they did on his dog, that is
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(24)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop these essential scientific items
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman gets kicked out of coffee shop for wearing the Gatsby Swing Top
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy hailed for having UK's messiest bedroom. Parents thought the shame would change him. How wrong they were
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Neighborhood terrified of free candy
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Best obit ever
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Unattractive men: Your purpose in life may be to help other guys get laid
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(102)
 
(NextGov)
 
 
 
NASA will launch drone strike on Tropical Storm Erika
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(24)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Old and tired: Fire drills. New hotness: Active shooter drills
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(59)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a cockroach in your ear?
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(53)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
FAA approves first commercial application of a paper airplane
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(23)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you can remember that you forgot, you probably don't have... er... um... dear, don't you look lovely
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Young goths "at risk of depression"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A grisly discovery has been made of 50 decomposing bodies found in an abandoned truck in Austria
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(79)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Some Phoenix residents upset that they were only given 30 years' notice that their neighborhood would be razed for a new freeway
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Thu August 27, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Sure, the World Air Guitar Championships are pointless, but the competitors don't fret
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(41)
 
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Bluto cannot understand why the Germans would be so insensitive as to name their new aircraft carrier after the one that bombed Pearl Harbor
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Blue Bell ice cream fans put down their forks, waddle over to their computers, collectively piss and moan about the company's re-introductory flavor choice
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(144)
 
(Know Your Meme)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Well, there's your problem
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(16)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Semi driver wanted for hit, hit, hit, hit and run accidents after striking four bridges along I-25 in Denver
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(56)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Bad: screaming baby. Good: breastfeed him to calm him down. Bad: while driving on I-5
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(32)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This guy went full potato salad. You never go full potato salad
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(57)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Okay: Flipping off your baby. Not Okay: Flipping off other people's babies
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(79)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Also known as the Frito-Lay market expansion map
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Don't taze me, drone
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(54)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Hipster ghosts manifest themselves in Sydney real estate ad, tell potential house buyers they won't be able to listen to any music or enjoy any beer without being silently judged by the spirit world
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Milkshake vs Smoothie.. Which drinkable treat wins? Give us your best combination for something healthy, something decadent, or both
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(153)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oooooh... Who looks like a castle not under the sea?
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dangerously hot weather to hit California's Bay Area today: "A scorcher is predicted even in San Francisco with temperatures expected to hit 81 degrees." Whoa, 81 degrees? Stay safe, everyone
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(176)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Illegal loggers cut down much of the last Monarch butterfly wintering habitat in Mexico
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That low rumble in the frozen section is the 9th annual stampede for pumpkin cheesecake ice cream
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(12)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A closed after health inspectors find creatures with 2 more legs than a cow
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(55)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Hawaii: Aloha gas and oil. Don't let the door hit you in the grass skirt. Aloha renewable energy, Mahana
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
The Dismaland advert is bleak and soul-destroying and we still can't get tickets
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New Stationmaster of the Kishi train station in Wakayama, Japan reacts to her appointment by publicly licking her privates
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(22)
 
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
An Apple today put a burglar away
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(4)
 
(ABC 22 Dayton)
 
 
 
Today's confusing headline: "Sleeping Mom Destroys Home After Leaving Food On Stove"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sheep shipment
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Awww hell of course you cash in your whole pension and travel the world if you're told you have cancer and six months to live ...it's not like you're going to need it later in life
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Remote hermitage now accepting applications for hermit. Note that this is presented for informational purposes only, as they require someone 'pure in spirit' and well, this is Fark
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He was one bad-ass mother farker: Frank E. Petersen Jr., who fought oppressive racism to become the first black aviator and the first black general in the Marine Corps has died at age 83
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(26)
 
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
"Sexiled" now THERE's a back to school word for you
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(53)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Millions in diamonds vanish from FOЯT КИOЖ
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(45)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What would happen if a tsunami hit the Mediterranean? Well here's a map that you can wade through to see ... just bring your tsunami galoshes
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(26)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
What has a green marijuana bud for a head, sports six-pack abs and wears a cape? Buddie, the Marijuana Mascot
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after eating three boiled toads to treat his skin disease probably should have tried the Eye of Newt soup first
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(21)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's "Go to your room" drunk, and then there "Jump overboard into Lake Michigan" drunk
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prince George's County Parks and Recreation centers: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious
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(34)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl being sued for €38,000 after causing skiing accident, faces terrible prospect of having her future allowances garnished
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(36)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Do you have a date with Destiny? The cops want to have a word with you
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New studies show that many drivers don't even use most of the advanced tech features of their cars, like voice-activated GPS or automatic parking. Although, to be fair, if you need to use automatic parking, you shouldn't be driving at all
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Peruvian police prevail in pursuit of plucky penguin
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(13)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Daycare center discovers 5 year olds aren't all that picky about what bus lines they get into
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(27)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The new Tesla is so good, it broke the Consumer Reports rating system with a score of 103%
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(92)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Army of macaques protect Chinese Air Force by destroying birds' nests. All parts of that sentence are true
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(21)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's been 3,594 days since Florida was struck by a hurricane. Can they make it 3,595?
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(65)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Woman, dogs, injured in rollover crash. This is why it takes a professional to train a dog, people
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(23)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
If you're going to propose to your girlfriend on a pier over the ocean, be sure to hold on tightly to the ring
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(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian bar sparks outrage after using naked women as fruit platters. Apparently there weren't enough low carb options (possibly Not safe for work)
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(126)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Ignoring a Federal order, Kentucky clerk refuses gay couple a wedding license for a third time
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(321)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Reuters employee sends random email to all 30,000+ employees at the company. ReplyAll-larity ensues Bonus: 'Recall Message' was used too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet the homeschooling lobbyists that made one state legislator claim "they make the anti-vaxxers seem rational"
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(190)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you overlay the Shanghai Composite Index onto a map of Virginia, it matches almost perfectly. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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(40)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar continues his climb into Tiger Woods/Charlie Sheen territory, checks off the 'sex with a porn star' box
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(222)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hmm...what's that weird "tap tap tap" noise coming from the bedroom window? OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE, LOTS AND LOTS OF FIRE
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(75)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Youngest recipient of double-hand transplant returns home from hospital. Thumbs up
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(27)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
ISIS recruiter linked to Texas cartoon contest attack targeted in drone strike. No word if he died with a 'FOOOM' or 'KABLAAAM'
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(27)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you go wandering around and find two Torino Cobras in a brush
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"They lived"
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teenager shows his friends his brand new Air Jordans. His friends promptly steal them
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(63)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wake up SHEEPLE, war has almost broken out between Russia and the US 66 times in the last 18 months and your government has been keeping you in the dark ...until now
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(62)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Mounting gay marriage friction prior to pope's visit
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(23)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
People of the world need to learn a little about culture from the people of Beijing, because having fake bean sprouts grow out of your head is now a thing there
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(35)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Subway is re-launching its investigation into how much the company knew, if anything, about Jared Fogle's improprieties after numerous women claim they informed the company about his comments about boys and girls as young as 12
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Airport staff: Sir, we need to look inside your boots. Passenger: That's a crock. Airport staff: Yes it is. Male saltwater croc by the looks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman, Fark's favorite ground-stander, tweeted his opinion of yesterday's shooting in Virginia with the quiet dignity and grace we've come to expect of him
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(380)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Two female passengers brawl on Jet Blue flight using pepper spray and an eyebrow razor. At least neither one had a water bottle
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(70)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman sues adult movie company after she unknowingly let her brother enjoy the coming attraction
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(200)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD to start wearing body cams on Monday. But what they really want to do is direct
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Her Majesty The Queen in all her royal frippery
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(26)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
U.S. children outweigh those in Canada. Although we may fall behind in the classroom, apparently we still beat Canadian kids when it comes to the cafeteria
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(97)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
People are outraged by the NY Daily News' front-page showing the VA reporter being shot. Tag is for the NY Daily News (warning: link contains Not safe for work shooting pic)
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(191)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
This year's additions to the Oxford dictionary are weak sauce unless you're a fat shaming Redditor
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angry elephant kills trainer, steals three Chinese tourists
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(19)
 
(Governor Drew's State Police)
 
 
 
Kentucky man convicted of drug crime grabs bailiff's gun and kills himself after sentencing. If only the bailiff had been armed he could have stopped this senseless shooting
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(95)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You have no idea how groovy of a place Iran was in the 1970s before the Revolution. But maybe these photos can help you understand
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(132)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Thin young women more attractive than older fat women is the conclusion of a major scientific study funded by the Romero Institute
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(85)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you really want to increase property value, hope that a Hipster-Yuppie grocery store moves into your neighborhood
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(53)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Right now the US Coast Guard only has one Icebreaker. And that involves asking a woman what the name of her high school mascot was
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You have no idea how much dirt there is in your dust
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One of the two new baby pandas at the National Zoo has died
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(30)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For this student, the rent is too damn high
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(33)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
It turns out when you buy a lifetime warranty for a product, it only covers the span of the product's life, not the span of your life
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the Boy Scouts vote to admit gay scout leaders; Mormons decide they are not gonna take their ball and go home after all
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(58)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you have a semi-automatic rifle on this week's shopping list at Walmart, I have some disappointing news
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(177)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Comment card from Yellowstone Park visitors: "Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears"
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(147)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 538: "Bird's the Word" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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