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Fri December 19, 2014
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Post a vague/objective description of a movie
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
High school principal duties: #57 - Make sure that the signs outside your school do not contain embarrassing spelling mistakes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Meatloaf killed our parents," claims distraught family, who vow they will do anything for justice...but they won't do that
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad Santa lurks in crowd at San Francisco SantaCon after robbing bank. Subby is jealous he didn't think up such a jolly plan
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police chief lets his officers give drunk drivers a ride home instead of arresting them. Some people have a problem with this
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Something's not right if you can't make a profit running a brew pub in Oregon
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sydney's chief Muslim funeral director refuses to accept the body of hostage-taker Man Haron Monis, says "chuck him in the bloody shiathouse"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can you guess which is the most obese profession? Cops, you say? Yeah, done in one
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate argues that Christmas should be postponed until February, as it gives people time to recover from Thanksgiving and it's not really Jesus's birthday on 12/25, so the whole thing's arbitrary anyway
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Christmas is less than a week away so it's time for the media to once again ask just what the heck is frankincense and myrrh
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(Peninsula Daily News)
 
 
 
A storm took down part of a tree, what do you do? How about decorate it for the holidays?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mysterious ice pancakes appear on Scottish river. MMMMM Scotch-flavored pancakes
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
George Clooney explains why Sony stood alone in North Korean cyberterror attack and why that's a problem for all of us
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS now looking to hire 3 more #2s
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors rebuild double amputee with the world's most advanced prosthetic limbs. Sure these high tech limbs probably cost more than they spent on the Six Million Dollar Man but hell they're awesome
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
"Do atheist fundamentalists exist?" Spoiler: yes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Christmas plundering
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention passengers: Yes, it's a long flight and we have a baby continually crying, but please do not drag the mother into the aisle and beat her senseless
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you value heavy metal bands, Nordic walking, and naked saunas, then Finland is the place for you
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Police tase chocolate-crazed monkey after 'bedlam' at elementary school"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A single CIA officer dropped the ball on 9/11, personally tortured suspects, and lied to Congress. They won't release her name but you'll be happy to know they demoted her to General
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denver International Airport opens luxury pet boarding facility. Your dog wants some prime dog airport hotel steak. You'd stay too if you were allowed (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Itchy biatchy slap fight over sheep breaks out during meeting
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption this North Korean hacker
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(62)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut's newest abomination: Lay's potato chip stuffed crust
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When you move to Texas to start a church you know God's testing your faith as you find yourself wringing a burglar's urine out of your weeping wife's wedding gown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's kind of like the seven deadly sins, except replace 'gluttony' with 'acoustic engineering' and maybe 'wrath' with 'waveguide technology' (sponsored link)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How does your drinking measure up to the average from countries around the world in the month of December? Use this calculator to figure out if you drink like a Belarusian on a bender
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Thu December 18, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Land of the rising sun buried beneath feet of snow
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
World Pie Eating Championship refused to recognize the winner because the pie was not the right size
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Judge: "Guilty." Defendant: *Fart*
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
That's not what they meant by 'the South shall rise again'
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Snarky woman says to man, "Do you not think that's more than enough?" and slams a door in his face. In her defense, he had just shot her 12 times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this demo
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Burgers with buns made of Mac & Cheese are trending, thank God
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(29)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska is trying to harsh Colorado's mellow in court
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
China tests ICBM with multiple warheads. But hey--we're all still friends, right?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man saddled with dead horses pleads not guilty to cruelty
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly declares yet another victory in the War on Christmas after once again no combatants show up on the enemy team
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army plans to use stationary blimps to prevent missile attack on DC. In true DC fashion, there will only be two: guaranteeing that the left and the right will be protected, while everyone else is screwed
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(The Week)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling calls for an end to Orphanages. As for what to do with the kids, she has a modest proposal
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman ducks long prison sentence for accident causing two deaths
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(Fark)
 
HOTY
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From chops to the belly to even a whole pig roast among the many options, pork has been a staple in many homes. What ways do you like to prepare it for your friends and family? Do you just make the whole pack of bacon for yourself?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eleven nostalgic gifts for the lumbersexual in your life. Downside: You have a lumbersexual in your life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mean machine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The normalization of relations with Cuba is the greatest thing in the world-- if you're a vintage car enthusiast
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A supernova could wipe out all life on Earth. Unfortunately it might not happen for another million years
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Furries attempt to set the record straight, claim there's nothing to fear but fear itself, and possibly the fat coyote dude who smells like body odor and keeps asking people back to his room
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man walks into police station, lights up joint, undresses, defecates on floor, then smears his waste on the walls. TA-DAAAH
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"That's why we started a members' club for socks, because there's a lot of like-minded people that are interested in this"
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(Truth Revolt)
 
 
 
President Obama says he is Jewish in his soul. Also, his kidneys are French. His eyeballs are Swedish. His duodenum is Azerbaijani
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's big ass python is brought to you by Collier County
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Man slices his neighbor in the groin with a box cutter after an argument about how fast his mother drives through the neighborhood. Little snippet from the judge, "He was lucky you didn't catch him somewhere else or you'd be off to prison"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder has ninth child, the second with his current girlfriend, and assures her that he's not seeing anyone else
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
His accomplice, Mich Loeb is wanted by the police for questioning
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Naked jogger snarls commute for thousands of drivers in Ireland (SFW pics)
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Gov. Scott Walker to call in national guard to squash protests after prosecutors announce whether they will charge the former police officer who shot Dontre Hamilton. You're up, Milwaukee
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
European Court rules that obesity can qualify for a disability, same ruling would have put 80% of Americans out of work
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Our new Cuban relations may not get rid of the trade and travel embargo, but at least we can legally import $100 worth of cigars and rum
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
So, what's so scary about a nuclear-armed drone? In a word: everything
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Christmas if you didn't spend 36 hours of it sleeping in an airport because of a winter storm, and they've already got a hashtag for the east-coast storm that will roll in on Dec. 24: #Santabomb
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Census Bureau considers removing questions about marriage and divorce, home offices, and college majors from its annual survey. Political squabbling to the left, new survey question ideas to the right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One of the odder British obsessions, at least to the rest of the world, is this thing they have about finding the shortest set of double-yellow pavement marking lines in the country (LOTS of pics with this one, obviously)
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
"Florida's chief justice orders judges to report colleagues who goof off"
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
A wild mountain lion was spotted in Kentucky for the first time since before the civil war; state Fish and Wildlife officers work tirelessly to protect it until it can be relocated. LOL just kidding, they blew it to hell
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans now say race relations are bad, blame those shiftless, lazy, untrustworthy other people
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
China faces growing threats from invasive alien plant and animal species after decades of unleashing them on other nations
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farm-raised turkey named Gobbles escapes becoming Christmas dinner after learning to fly and hide in trees to escape execution. "After his exploits we felt it only fair to keep him on the farm as a pet" (pics)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to reflect upon the most important events of 2014: that's right, it's the Year in Social Media Outrage over Meaningless Things
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York woman sues police for not arresting her son for DWI before he was involved in a fatal accident. But if police had tried to arrest him earlier, they probably would have killed him anyway
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists create the world's first smart bike that can sense hazards on the road. Upon completion bike immediately senses itself and self-destructs
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Don't like your job at the restaurant you work at? You could take all the money and run. Bonus: "Is that a man or a woman?" mugshot goodness included
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(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
More terrifying but quite funny crime mayhem from the place where Hot Fuzz was filmed
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You would think that a marijuana club and a sex club operating out of the same building would have no problems getting along. You would be so wrong
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Kids, today's lesson is that it's OK to lie about things you don't like as long as it tests well with focus groups
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Federal government authorizes Fung Wah to resume serving New York to Boston route. Remember, buses on fire have right of way
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
TN town decides the 1st Amendment doesn't apply to them & bans negative online comments by "anyone professionally connected" to the town. Good luck with the Streisand Effect guys. In other news apparently the City Attorney job is still open
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cubans will get to experience AT&T dropping their phone calls as part of their government's deal with
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
How bad does your fraudulent pharmacy operation suck if you can't even spell the fake names right? Bonus Massachusetts identifier: cheap beer names used
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood to Sony: "You just let the terrorists win, you lily-livered chicken-shiats"
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's awful when burglars steal the cremated ashes of your two dead dogs. But then again, who the hell keeps the cremated ashes of their dead dogs?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police offering $100 to anyone who turns in a drunk driver that leads to an arrest
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(70)
 
(Inhabitat)
 
 
 
Employees find NOPE * (1.07 * 10^8) at a wastewater treatment plant in Baltimore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Prince William and Princess Kate with Dikembe Mutombo
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"What kills more Americans: guns or cars?"
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(339)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson: "Gays will die out because they don't reproduce." Unless they recruit, Pat, unless they recruit
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Karma. How does that work? Surprisingly well in Montana
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bodyboarding. New Hotness: Hydrospeeding (w/pics & video)
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Totally not crazy fan spends $150,000 to look like his idol, Kim Kardashian. Mere words can't describe the horror. You've been warned
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Why don't they put up guard rails on sidewalks to protect pedestrians from falling into the street?
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(41)
 
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Old and busted: E-cigarettes. New hotness: Cytisine
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins to 300 rejected applicants: You're now accepted. Nah ... just kidding
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ummmmm. Yeah, one of your taxi drivers took our Christmas tree as ransom for not paying the fare. Can we have it back?"
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(20)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Angry Lawsuit
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(21)
 
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
If someone calls 911 and says the guy in the apartment next door is setting off bombs, this might just be the one time there's no exaggeration involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five British women of varying drinking habits submit to Daily Mail test designed to prove they shouldn't drive after one glass of wine. "I didn't realise I was such an old soak"
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Church overtakes state
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(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jingle Bells was never meant to be a Christmas song, but a drinking song written by a 'jerk'
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(33)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two racecars known as Romeo and Juliet stolen from parking lot. Mercutio Towing believed to be responsible for the theft
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(13)
 
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that the anti-vaccine simpletons couldn't get any batshiat crazier.... VACCINES TURN YOUR CHILDREN GAY
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(98)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Drunk driver with crack pipe in car mows down five in Manhattan. Topless selfies on Facebook (not safe for work) won't help her case. She's going to need a lawyer.... Oh wait, she IS a lawyer
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(53)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you happened to steal a trailer from a motel parking lot, Oklahoma City police would like to have a word with you, since it contained a gauge containing radioactive materials
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man offers a free round the world trip with only two requirements. 1. Be named Elizabeth Gallagher. 2. Have a Canadian passport
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sexy psychologist decapitates her 'abusive' husband, chops up his body with a chainsaw then scatters the remains all across Mexico City... then takes a Ta Da bow to family and friends to make it seem like he was still alive
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(99)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Weird: police seek thief of 29 garden taps. Weirder: Someone bothered to film perpetrator with a hand-held night vision camera
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 502: "Mmm Bokeh 3: You Want Bokeh? You Can't Handle the Bokeh" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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