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Tue September 23, 2014
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
As clever as that Alaskan television reporter might have thought she was being by profanely quitting on air, she just packed a big ol' nugget of legal headaches in her pipe
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Now that Fall is here it means Phoenix can finally cool down to 102 degrees during the day
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man stands his ground against dog during five-year old's birthday party
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
A window washer at the University of Alaska Fairbanks needs a new bottle of Windex, a few Tylenol and a new pair of underwear after falling while washing windows on the third floor
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(10)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man drag races his vintage Chevy, flips it multiple times, becomes lodged in the windshield, walks away with no visible injury. TA-DAAA (w/video)
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Starbucks' new beer-flavored latte has no actual beer in it, will still cost you three times as much as actual beer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
England People Problems: How to wear pyjamas as daywear without looking daft
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(42)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Pro tip: You risk losing some street cred if authorities dub you 'binky bandit'
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(25)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
US airstrikes get Syrious
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Because Britain hasn't been invaded by enough giant spiders and huge rats, gigantic daddy long-legs are walking right around the corner to mate and lay eggs within the next fortnight
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this watery tow
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(15)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
"Pants down, this is a stickup"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The intruder who evaded Secret Service and bolted into the White House on Friday had 800 rounds of ammunition and various weapons -- including a machete." How many rounds can you load into the machete's magazine?
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Recording studio's soundproofing is good enough to keep out the noise of a nearby airport, but not the loud banging from the crossfit gym next door
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Note: if you're being chased by the cops, throw the drugs out the window, not the money
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've recently lost some Afghan military officers in North America, Canada would like a word with you
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(57)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Friends," which marks its 20th anniversary today, was almost canned because NBC researchers found the pilot "smug, superficial, and self-absorbed." Oddly, those qualities were the keys to the show's success
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: "Bangor police investigating death of small dog by larger dog"
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Baby boomers? Hypocrites. Gen X? Slackers. Gen Y? Narcissists. So, what about Gen Z?
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(101)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pucker up, baby: it's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(60)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Teacher bites toddler to teach the toddler why he shouldn't be biting other kids in the daycare
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(77)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Awkward dinner parties
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live"
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(223)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're hiking in the Swiss Alps today and come across a giant flesh cube, don't worry--it's just art
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(79)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Grandma says she accidentally grew cannabis in her garden. Grandchildren delighted
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(71)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Argument over puppy escalates into a stepfather-stepson sword duel, except only the son knew they were dueling
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A reporter quitting live on air by saying, "F*ck it, I quit" is awesome, but doing it so she can go run a cannabis club that she just reported on? That's just bananas (with video)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Attorney for police claims shooting of man armed with sword was not driven by race, but by the fact that he was some kind of geeky anime role player or something
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(BigTex.com)
 
 
 
Deep Fried Shrimp Boil, Deep Fried Ice Tea, Deep fried Nachos. These are just a few of the fares you can sample at the Texas State Fair. Sponsored by Lipitor
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Municipal courts in St. Louis County - particularly the northern portion - issue warrants, file traffic cases, and collect more revenue than any other area of the state
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(116)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #5: Scotland? In my UK? It's more likely than you think
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS declares John Kerry an 'old uncircumcised geezer' before crashing into a farmers' market
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(182)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The oldest bars in every state listed alphabetically. One of these millennia, they may actually get around to cleaning the beer taps and men's room
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Biggest tool in law school forces his study group to sign confidentiality agreement with $5000 penalty clause
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(111)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rockefellers trust divests out of oil companies. Tag is for how they made their money in the first place
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're a witness in a murder trial, you might want to make sure that the policeman's cellphone which you just stole doesn't ring during cross examination
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(Hexus)
 
 
 
Crooks are buying up cheap PC games in Asia by the hundreds, selling the activation and DLC codes back to western gamers, then throwing away the game and they're making a fortune doing it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Six strange facts about marriage. Turns out number five explains what happens at Fark Parties
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons team suspended after video emerges showing savage beating of Tampa Bay, MIT researchers trying to imagine what a real breast is like, and man takes 1d8 damage from short spear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/14 - 9/20
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If all the Heaven's Gate cult members committed suicide in 1997, who's keeping their website running? [cue dramatic music sting, followed by haunting melody]
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wood turners
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman has third boob implanted so she will be unattractive to men. It didn't work
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At the next UN conclave, the General Assembly will discuss the two biggest terror threats to the world: Ebola and ISIS
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Lake Tahoe Ironman triathlon has been canceled due to smoke from a 82,000 acre fire. Wimps
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alcohol was involved
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts National Guard has misplaced three visiting Afghan Army soldiers. If you see them, please report them. At this time, there is no threat to the public. Repeat, at this time, there is no threat to the public
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh god, not this story again
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(104)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
The latest trend sweeping through luxury resorts that people are willing to pay for? Silence
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(150)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
A high school teacher reassigns classroom seating for some students. A student notices that only blacks were being moved and asks why. The teacher responds, "Because I want to move all the n-----"
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