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Thu September 19, 2019
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Hearse Fest has become so big, it has outgrown Hell. No, this is not a euphemism
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Helicopter chainsaw is Subby's Slipknot/Foo-Fighters cover band
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spider-Man to be recruited into the UK police force. I'm sure I read that right
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Someone's been tagging objects near the ground with blue hearts. Cops haven't spotted any green clovers, yellow moons or yellow stars, but still hope they'll get lucky
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
An outbreak of a mosquito borne virus has the state of Michigan advising residents in eight counties to go inside, shut the door and stay there until the first frost
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 750: "Bird's the Word 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 18, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New residential building is so tall you can't even smell the urine from the streets below
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Hot love-letters start apartment on fire. Witnesses report letters were steamy, passionate and burning with desire
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mr. McFeely's Speedy Delivery just got speedier
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Why did a French burglar intentionally leave traces of DNA all over the crime scene so he would end up in prison? Simple, so he could watch a premium TV channel for free
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian hiker miraculously survives Australian hike. Almost made it over the Alps to Switzerland
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It was one thing to learn commercial fishing was exploiting workers, but et tu, Nutella?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Farking NOPE!
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Naked inmate bum-rushes guard while in jail. Yep, Florida
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A brewski a day could keep the 'beetus at bay, as if Farkers needed an excuse anyway
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Farrelly Brothers spotted in Ohio filming sequel to Kingpin
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Mumps is back. If only there were a vaccination for that sort of thing
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Local reporter spends night in the UK's cheapest AirBNB - the back seat of a Nissan Juke. It's not news, it's KentOnline
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Great Boer Warriors
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Community College in Springfield, MA advises students to stop licking the grass and eating dirt on the Quad, even if it is deliciously sweet due to all the lead contamination
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Star-Lord doesn't take kindly to people who refuse to drink from his bottle
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Police looking for clues after toddler found in Buffalo. Those little suckers will climb inside anything these days
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC asks "Who's using drones in the Middle East?", concludes that the answer is "Everyone"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man upset about news coverage of Florida Man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cool new back-to-school advertisement that will educate and thrill. Subby will check back as soon as he stops shaking from the last few seconds
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If you are going to blame a "corn rake accident" for your wife's death after you killed her, best to leave these search terms out of your internet history: "organs in the body," "killing unfaithful women" and "what happens to cheaters in history"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Queer Nuns getting squeezed out of Folsom Street Fair
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Why Baby Boomers' grandchildren will hate them." Wait, will hate? Like, something that hasn't happened yet?
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Laundromat Lady
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Get a load of T. J. Hooker over here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newman heads for cover as Jerry strengthens into a hurricane
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Truck fails saving throw against gravity but not for lack of trying
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A stranger offers to pay for your cruise if you just pick up some suitcases from another stranger? Seems legit
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The law says that a driver may not drive in the left lane if they know, or reasonably should know, that they are being overtaken by another vehicle traveling at a higher rate of speed
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Smelting plant asks neighbors to please ignore the mysterious blue-green fog that tastes like metal and corrodes their houses
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Christian health insurance organization asks its Mormon members to change religions or leave because LDS isn't Christian enough
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Pastors outraged after parishioners targeted by scams without even giving them a cut
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Next Beta Episode of the Fark and Schnitt Podcast is up: a really surprising/strange followup to last week's lawyer prostitute story - plus strange things people have tried to file trademarks on other than "Taco Tuesday"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Nearly a dozen Virginia men report severe hypoglycemia after taking sexual enhancement pill. With helpful measuring tape in the video
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Most dangerous place to walk is Florida. Chewing gum at the same time possibly instantly lethal
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
China' new super stealthy hypersonic spy drone barely spotted in rehearsal for military parade. Obviously going too fast for most to see ..on the back of a flatbed truck
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Of course somebody had to ruin it for the queen's bar at Buckingham Palace
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Problem: your city has a "culture where people routinely speed on our streets." Solution: Lower speed limits even more. Fark: existing limits are 30 mph
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second arrest made in connection to golden toilet theft at Winston Churchill's childhood home after police found something to go on
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Coffee shop with topless baristas turning heads, although you probably don't want a shot of cream with your espresso
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
"Many residents have voiced their opposition... citing issues like glare." City opposed to solar power because the solar panels are too shiny
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Busch Beer is working on cementing its status as the official unofficial beer of the state of Iowa after deciding to match donations to the University's Children's Hospital, collected by an Iowa State fan just hoping for a little extra beer money
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Jack-Jack in the box pops out unexpectedly in a Jack In the Box parking lot
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: "No Christmas trees before December" New, heartbreaking, hotness: "You put your tree up whenever you like, lady" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
You might need a new apartment when bats start biting you on the neck
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