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Mon May 20, 2013
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
18' 8" Burmese python, about 10 pair of boots, caught on side of the road
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(4)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Amazing: Matching all six Powerball numbers. Fark: On a ticket you bought too late
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(24)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dr. Tobias Fünke, who is ready to be inserted anywhere
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(18)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma tornado thread continued. LGT live updates/streaming
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(630)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Attention all highly experienced, seasoned employees of RollingStone.com: your new boss is the 22-year-old son of the owner. Have a great day
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(112)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
ACTUAL HEADLINE: Big rig carrying fruit crashes on 210 Freeway, creates jam
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Who knows what evil lurks in this week's Mugshot Roundup? The Shadow knows
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(91)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police round up two baby goats running in traffic ... *sigh* ... kids these days
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(29)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
How many people does it take to 'rescue' a naked college girl out for a hike high on mushrooms? a: 10, b: 20 or c: 35
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
NewsFlash
 
Large tornado on ground right now -in- OKC
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(1221)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Attention all straight people with children, anything with the word "gay" in it is "inappropriate for kids," says anti-gay activist John Stemberger who is fighting to keep you-know-what out of the Boy Scouts
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(166)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his fine hat (link fixed, not that it really matters)
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(65)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Educators worry that students pretending to assassinate each other could lead to real violence, re-enacting other crappy Anthony Edwards movies
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(87)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman can't find changing table for infant News: Staff gets upset when she changes diaper on Starbucks table Fark: Husband dumps coffee on floor, gestures were exchanges, police were called. Tag is for everyone involved
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(316)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Dear Americans, please stop eating healthy. Sincerely, the Food Industry
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(451)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Manager of Chicago's Navy Pier rides Ferris wheel to world record, gets off and tumbles into water
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(41)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Someone bravely tried the new Taco Bell breakfast tacos so you don't have to
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(174)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Blind gunslinger is told he's hitting his targets "80 or something percent" these days, up from 20% accuracy, in about a half second. Just tap the top of the target and get the hell out of the way... FAST
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(45)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Here's a story, of a lovely reunion, 40 years after they were at Kings Island Park with their folks, one with hair of gold, like her mother, the other two men all alone
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(70)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
23-year-old man's attempt to turn his 9-year-old daughter into his chauffeur fails
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(35)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It doesn't make math any easier, but Barbie is trading in her Mailbu home for a more sophisticated one in Manhattan. "It's a place for her to meet with great minds"
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(52)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nigerian forces hunting Islamist rebels kill seventeen members of Boko Haram. You'll never hear "A whiter shade of pale" played live again
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(52)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Three people figure out a way around those pesky background checks at the gun store
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(76)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CBS' Bob Schieffer to administration, "This isn't Watergate, so why are you acting exactly like the Nixon administration did when faced with Watergate?"
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(778)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A restraining order against a crazy ex-girlfriend doesn't do you any good if she still has the key to your house
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(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Couple flying to Dakar learn what it's like to be airline baggage
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(40)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News CEO Roger Ailes wins award for 'visionary of American journalism'. In other news, Tim Tebow named NFL player of the decade
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(67)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals"
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(55)
 
(The Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Video camera set up to record ghosts captures evidence of paramoural activity
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(56)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Usually, if your soon-to-be father-in-law doesn't approve of you, he will tell you to your face, not stab you. Usually
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
LivingSocial's gun-shooting events do not mix shooting with booze... at least, not in the "Hey, y'all, hold my beer and watch this" sense of things
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(19)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber loses his monkey at midnight. This is not code for his virginity
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out AP wasn't the only news outlet Obama was tapping, FOX News also was spied on. Come on Obama, you just completed the right-wing conspiracy trifecta in just two weeks, At least make it hard for them
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(225)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
ADHD linked to adult obesity, study fi...ooh, donut
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(33)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The coolest looking subway stations in the world. Suck it Jarod
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(33)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If it wasn't for the neck tattoos and the tattoo under his right eye, maybe the officer would have believed him when he insisted that the meth found inside his sock was left there by his friend
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
While Congress goes back and forth over how to solve the nation's financial problems, four specialized mechanics in Florida are quietly saving the Air Force millions each year
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(47)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gospel singer files glass action lawsuit against McDonald's for ruining her singing voice
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(30)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Long-time Obama speechwriter, Jon Favreau says that Obama is different, and handles crisis different. Also mentioned that he might still be experiencing PTSD from the New York fight with Loki
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(27)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Video shows Florida men harassing manatees
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you've been in the oncology wards of these hospitals, cancer might not be your biggest concern
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(3)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bad Chinese food causes man to get arrested for running from runs. Police let him go an hour later
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With nukyuler extortion not currently paying the bills, Best Korea again playing the kidnapping card
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(23)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Dude that's harsh, why is it always about the money? How much is my legal marijuana habit going to cost me again?"
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(80)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Want to really piss a woman off? Swipe the purse with her phone inside...and her gun, and badge
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK children 'need early porn warnings.' Because telling a kid, "No" has never fanned the flames
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(42)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop something interesting happening on this river. Difficulty: No you know who
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to Porter Stansberry, we're all doomed. Again
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Men with iron bar rob UK delivery van. Inanimate carbon rod vows to bring the perps to justice. In rod we trust
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(25)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Flower show for millionaires allows garden gnomes for the first time
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(8)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to save money while dining out on the town if you're the sort of cheap bastard who should just be eating at home, anyway
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(77)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
A good roommate will tolerate a lot of things. Giving away his beer to somebody else is not one of them
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(5)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Behold the Pedal Pub. "Within the last few years, human-powered taverns have become fixtures in more than two-dozen U.S. cities." What could possibly go wrong?
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(32)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manager: "Hey guys, could you go and use replay to see if this double was actually foul?" Umpires: "Sure... oh, wait... it's really a home run"
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(42)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New study shows that the poor are more concentrated in suburban, not urban, areas
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you come home and you're a little drunk and your mom gets so mad she hides your bottle of spiced rum so you start breaking her stuff and she calls police? And also you're 30 when all this takes place
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon study says that digital multitasking makes people dumber. Finally, an explanation for every post on Facebook and Twitter,
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea fires 6th missile into the sea. Reports say that the Ocean is winning but is taking on water
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(39)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Saturday, May 18th: The state of Iowa has gone 358 days without a tornado. Sunday, May 19th: The state of Iowa has gone 0 days without a tornado
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(18)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Having to calm down the teller is sign No. 1 that your bank robbery is going badly
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(59)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Chicken and ale theft. It's your Mugshot Roundup in the 1870s
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(Time)
 
 
 
The twelve most significant moments in the history of pizza. Missing from the list: the advent of superior Chicago-Style pizza
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Sun May 19, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The pope goes to Church to catch up on sleep, just like every other Catholic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're going to butt-dial someone, make sure it's not 9-1-1 while you are breaking into a car
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(25)
 
(Fox News Insider)
 
 
 
Photo of monster sized hailstones that fell out of the sky in Oklahoma City today
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(78)
 
(Unexplained Mysteries)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin did not see this coming
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(94)
 
(In Serbia News)
 
 
 
Two puppies devoured by king cobra after falling into well. Sorry, did I say devoured? I meant saved and protected for two days while they waited for help
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(90)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Home invader learns THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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(102)
 
(All Voices)
 
 
 
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban looking for fan submissions for new uniforms. Surely Fark can do better than a bunch of Texas NBA fans
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(33)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Where eternal damnation for gays never made sense, Twitter users going to hell is perfectly reasonable
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(50)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Defense lawyers argue with Court over sentencing rapist cop who committed suicide in jail: "I can't comprehend how you can go ahead and sentence someone who is dead"
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(121)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
America has found a way to pay for all that Chinese crap she buys. Soybeans. Ironic tag because all the other tags gave up and went home
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(28)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Five tech stocks you should have bought instead of Facebook. AOL? Really?
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(45)
 
(KWCH Wichita)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supercell with confirmed tornado bearing down on Wichita as severe weather outbreak begins in plains states. Hang tight Tornado Alley farkers, it's gonna be a bumpy evening. LGT live streaming vid
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(612)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Provo Tabernacle - it is risen
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(64)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Angry child throws small stone into puddle
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Won't share your bottle of soy sauce? That's a stabbin'
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mother to sue because her baby has a face that only a mother could love
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(112)
 
(Twittle Village Magazine)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen to a young feminist who interjected herself into a private conversation between a bunch of male stand-up comics and tried to tell them what kind of jokes they should be allowed to tell? Ever seen "Grizzly Man?" (Not safe for work)
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(386)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tosser
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(17)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
America's first legal hemp crop in 60 years planted in Colorado. America's Number One crop still marijuana, though
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(87)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Jaw'll ever work in a match factory?
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How does a disabled killer whale survive in the wild? With the help of his family
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Century-old battered women's home sued into submission by bank across the street to make way for boutique hotel. Bank CEO repeatedly referring to them as recovering prostitutes. Death is too good
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(233)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
IRS office in Cincinnati was "understaffed backwater." We knew that when we were told it was in Cincinnati
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(62)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Navy divers find state of the art torpedo off the coast of California. Did we mention that the torpedo is 130-years-old and the divers are bottlenose dolphins?
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(37)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Official figures indicate seven million adults in the UK have never used the Internet. From the pictures we see here on Fark, that'd be all the ones who are actually hot, right?
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(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida crime rate is now at a 42 year low. Most Miami residents haven't felt this safe since they were in their early 70s
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soldier returns from deployment and learns that half of his family is missing
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(62)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Think today's English cuisine is bad? Try a few recipes from this WWII British food rationing pamphlet. Now if I could just find a recipe for curried stale bread cutlets in creamed herring chutney
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(132)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Jesus, it's not every day you see a naked man on a scooter, carrying a large cross
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(51)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
$600 million of American bettors' Powerball money now belongs to someone in Florida. New lottery created to bet on whether that Floridian will remember to claim winnings
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(113)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
High schooler expelled, charged with felony for lesbian relationship. Florida tag lives up to its reputation
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(512)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hairy situation
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(20)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gate 14....gate 15.....gate 16....gate 17
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(74)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Iowa has gone 358 days without a tornado. Tornadoes ready to put an end to the streak
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(48)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mount Pavlof erupts in Alaska. Just the thought makes me drool
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(45)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The most unromantic proposals of all time
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(64)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
School discontinues Mother's Day and Father's Day because some kids might have two moms or two dads
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(185)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"All right, pop quiz. Apartment complex, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to the backdoor. You're thirty feet away... Jack? "
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(201)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Your dog is trapped inside that house fire, but can I make you a sales pitch?
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(36)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up in a bit it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Three hours of live music hosted by a farker. LGT tunein.com
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(445)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Car plows into hikers during Virginia parade, injures 50-60. Tag is for the guy who jumped in the car to turn off the ignition, and the people who lifted the car off the injured (link replaced)
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(73)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
High School seniors come up with best Graduation Ceremony idea EVAR. School board: 'Crickets'
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