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Mon July 06, 2015
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Attention, men: If you name your penis, you're a tool
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Sun July 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget 'peak' oil, Brooklyn has passed 'peak' PBR
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exultant silhouette
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(35)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
I scream you scream we all scream when the Ice Cream truck rolls over on the highway
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(42)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
After man discovered his friends had locked him out of the house, logic flue out of the window
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(30)
 
(Some Itchy Guy)
 
 
 
This article on poison ivy is either a bad translation, or the author had a stroke while writing it
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(76)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Renegade therapists spurn traditional playbook, urge couples to have hot monkey sex before tackling their relationship issues, rather than the other way around
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl pulls out her own tooth. With a crossbow
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(44)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Crashing your unregistered motorcycle, while high on drugs, and wearing a helmet that says, "Little Miss Dangerous" is no way to go through life, Ms Police Officer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"And then he said, 'If I had any sense, do you think I would be climbing a Welsh mountain in a thunderstorm?'"
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(21)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fresh aromatic cheese lures Zombie Castro out of hiding
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(22)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this driftwood at sunset
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Girl spits a cherry pit the longest in the contest she was in, but because her other spits sucked she did not advance in the contest
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cry Moar: Police departments say budgets will be devastated now that they can't take your stuff without ever charging you with a crime
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A primer on why you D.C. Farkers should be patient with the throngs of blubber-cushioned, fanny-pack- wielding, slack-jawed tourists infesting your city every summer. With photo of what said tourists may look like (while blocking an escalator)
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Today's cause for overreactive parental outrage... a float with zombies, a scary clown and hearses in the local 4th of July parade
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Forth Bridge named Scotland's sixth World Heritage Site on the fifth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A stroll through Bastrop, Texas, where the townsfolk are in the final stages of their preparations to resist Obama's impending Jade Helm invasion. "They are not nuts and wackos. They are concerned citizens, and they are patriots"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Climbing onto Salisbury Plain / I could see them staging fights / Bugles blowing, time stood twain / Bacon flew out of the night
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
"Hey Darwin, hold my beer and watch me launch this mortar from my head"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian news helicopter swoops in to warn surfers of an approaching great white shark, depriving the beast of a snack and upsetting the balance of nature
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If the early polling results are any indication, it looks as if Greece won't have anything to feed their ATMs
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(South Florida)
 
 
 
"There's only so much Lee Greenwood a person can take at a fireworks display"
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(86)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
British police may not have guns, but their manners are impeccable
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
After his young daughter was diagnosed with a cataract, her dad vowed to make her a new custom eye patch every day for her to wear. Wow, the spring rains really helped the ragweed to grow because my allergies are flaring up suddenly
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(59)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Please get your tiny violins at the ready as billionaires and celebrities are worried about the effects of climate change on their private islands
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shoe factory collapse claims six soles
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm at the casino. I wonder if I could borrow your rice cooker. Can you leave it by my car?"
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(53)
 
(Fox 28 Columbus)
 
 
 
Ohio judge tosses woman's parking ticket over missing comma. Grammar rules
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(81)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Suspects try to hide from officers by climbing a tree. I'm going to go out on a limb and say something that might not be poplar but these poor saps better turn over a new leaf or they willow pine for the days when they weren't so rootless
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these motel folks in Pocatello, Idaho 1981
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: "Cool Story, 'Mo:" Crazy Pride parades (or any parade in general)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China's news reports on Japan's military technology, including subs, missiles, helicopters, gundams, destroyers, aircraft... wait, gundams?
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(Unknown Country)
 
 
 
The latest crop circle is a masterpiece
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Supporting and encouraging your child when they don't get the role they wanted in the school musical. New Hotness: Consulting a lawyer when your child doesn't get the role they wanted
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's the 4th of July edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
While you can barely afford to fill up the car, a spa is letting clients bathe in crude oil
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