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Tue March 28, 2017
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to impregnate her captive with syringe charged with forced labor
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one should mess with a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse has a boner... in which case the correct move is to rub baby oil on it in front of a group of teens. Oh, and you're drunk
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Everyone else, just throw a bible through a mosque's glass door
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(Twitter)
 
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I love you Mr. Robot
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Thanks to a driver with lightning fast reflexes , bus narrowly avoids getting thrown under the Earth by sinkhole in Nanning, China
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A supersonic jet that could turn London to New York into a day trip has received £26million funding
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A quick update on farker soosh, host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show (LGT previous thread)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
But he's white, how can he be a terrorist?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Jumping out of a pickup truck at 65 MPH is one thing if you want to get away from the driver. But... what if you ARE the driver?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fire at former biker clubhouse breaks out. Man in skull faced t-shirt seen on roof of neighboring property
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Many people have been hurt by Italy's banking crisis, including this girl run over by the Italian Banking Crisis Parade Float
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I can't stress this enough: if you're going to be a drug dealer, have security cameras at home
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Yeah, these busted spring breakers are smiling right now. But when they get home and find out Mom and Dad know how to use the internet...
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget the stock market, gold, or bonds ... The best investment since 1971 is a Plymouth Barracuda, which has increased 58,000% in value over time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude cats prefer spending time with humans over eating food
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Library reconsidering "hands-off" policy on Internet porn
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sanitation workers help a woman find her wedding and engagement rings that she threw away by accident. The workers admitted that finding the rings was much easier than figuring out where the dump ended and New Jersey began
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Antici...
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Worst days in a woman's life, which ended in a lengthy hospital stay, leads to worst day in a paramedic's life
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The captain and crew of the New York City-bound ferryboat known simply as Hull 200 spotted their first big alligator just before noon on Friday. And, eagerly anticipated as it was, it turned out to be a bad omen
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(Some Copy Editor)
 
 
 
The latest sign that society is collapsing and the end is near: AP stylebook updated to allow the singular they
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
After the "girls in leggings" fiasco this week, here are some thoughts about what IS acceptable to wear on an airplane
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank continues its imaginative choice of show themes by bringing you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "G", spanning from 1946 through 1978
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Like a broke college student, Illinois turns to selling pot to make ends meet
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(Some Hawaiian Noises)
 
 
 
Photoshop these students on the move
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Some badass diver just pulled a metal hook out of a shark's belly..and the shark was more than grateful
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Duke still sucks, but laundry is objectively the absolute worst thing in the world
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
If not for a selfie, macaque might still be languishing in obscurity... ~giggle~
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Not sure where to spend your next vacation? This may help: Arkansas is desperate to find volunteers to witness executions
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
"Knowing everything is priced by the pound, I thought I was being smart and conscientious when I filled up the smallest container with mashed potatoes"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Meat crackdown leaves shortage in Uttar Pradesh. That's right, you're out of luck if you wanted Uttar meat crack
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Dysentery was only one way to die on the Oregon Trail. Others included typhoid, snakebite, and road rage
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After public transportation breaks down in the Bay Area, Lyft and Uber rates surge to "unbelievable prices." Hippies demand an explanation for this whole Supply/Demand scheme
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate got so drunk she couldn't remember where her daughter said she was going to be, so she called 911 to report a kidnapping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police determine London car attacker was not an ISIS terrorist; he was just a garden-variety arsehole
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gardening gal
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two surfers address a California city council meeting pitching an idea for a Paul Walker statue to be erected because we live in "gnarly" times and "2017 has been a bummer so far"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas daycare worker slams 4-year-old child to the ground. He then prays to Jesus that the cctv is broken, like all Texans
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Headless body found in Snake River
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK car owners learn that they may have overpaid for fuel by a whopping £6 billion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study finds that all men are unhappy with their relationships
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of The Bangor Daily News: Yoga with shelter kitties
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tasmanian Devil populations, Not OK Foods, and skeptical violets. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-19 to Sat 2017-03-25
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Gentlemen, we've come up with a plan to solve the Navy's problems of landing aircraft on carriers." "Are you sure it works?" "No, but we came up with a hell of an acronym for it, so it's all good"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And the leader of the Umbrella protests was sitting on the Group W bench and they said "what'd they get you for?" and he said "littering" and they all moved away from him on the group W. Bench and then he said "and creatin' a nuisance"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
221-lb gold coin is stolen from museum in Germany. Authorities have fired the security guard who believed the thief's story about it being a new satellite dish, and could he help wheel it out to the waiting van to go get the dish fixed?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Congress votes to allow controversial hunting practices in Alaska. Sarah Palin begins fueling up the helicopter
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Texas woman travels to Milwaukee to undergo brain surgery while wide awake. Surgeons reportedly covered star-shaped incision with giant cheese head
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Being breast fed doesn't make you smarter. Damnit, there goes my pick up line
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It appears a certain Orange Man may be in line for felony conspiracy charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bloody Irish man
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Syria: "Israel, stop airstrikes on our territory or we will rain down Scuds on you." Israel: "Fark you, we'll do whatever the fark we want." Russia: *ominous look*
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You men should know how unattractive that thing you do after sex is
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Debbie's coming in for a landing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Having reflected on what their neighbors to the south are up to, Canada decides there's nothing for it but to legalize marijuana
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what Josh Duggar has been up to, he's selling used cars, knocking up his wife, and getting served legal papers for using another man's head shot in his Ashley Madison profile
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(Independent)
 
 
 
But it isn't a "Muslim Ban"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, that de-escalated quickly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brexit likely to drown UK in illegal booze, according to alcohol trade association that claims the legal stuff will be stuck in port while Britons call on bootleggers to quench thirst for wine and spirits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This handy quiz will tell you how much you know about global pandemics and infectious diseases and whether or not you'll survive the next plague
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