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Sat January 20, 2018
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop the belly of the beast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Being drunk, dicking around in the cockpit, and getting arrested is no way to fly a plane, son
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Workers at haggis factory make an offal mistake
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Honey, when I'm done and gone from cancer, please don't forget to water the plants in the bathroom" *snerk*
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA releases more science facts for conservatives to ignore
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It was slightly breezy at Düsseldorf's airport on Thursday and judging from the video, underwear and barf bag sales were brisk
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Strip bar gets a perfect health inspection. Not a hair to be found anywhere
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Problem: suspicious package at the post office. Answer: well, shiat
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Have a break, have a cough drop-flavored Kit Kat
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool character
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Because of the Internet Wayback Machine, a whole generation doesn't realize that Mr. Peabody actually used to take Sherman in the WABAC machine. Now, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The world's deadliest cat may just be the cutest thing you will see this Caturday
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The marijuana industry would really prefer it if you stopped calling their product 'pot' and started calling their product 'cannabis'
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just in case you weren't already impressed with the chameleon's ability to change color, it also has glow-in-the-dark bones
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
School in New Mexico is trying to raise money by holding a gun raffle. Not surprisingly, someone has a problem with this
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Turns out Florida police man isn't all that bright either
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(Time)
 
 
 
So you can spread the flu by the simple act of breathing
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Labradoodle is a funny name for a life saving dog (or two)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I don't always search for tattoos on the internet. But when I do, eyebrows (icky image warning)
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(Time)
 
 
 
The sickening psychology of parents who torture their children
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Do you want 1918 all over again? Because this is how you get 1918 all over again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump and Republicans decide spiting DACA kids is more important than keeping the government running. McTurtle's vote fails
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Worst bank robber ever?
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
There'll be trouble when the shampoo hits the hot spring
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It turns out the The Bible is much more engaging to new readers when it's packaged as a novel. Well, that's how people generally expect to get their fiction, isn't it?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The best way to avoid vaginal atrophy is to have more sex
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Road trips can be a hoot, especially with an owl stuck in the grille. With bonus "Who YOU lookin' at, bub?" picture
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian airline troll goes to the Supreme Court for the rights of the person sitting next to you to engulf your armrest with their ass
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(Some bulb)
 
 
 
Photoshop this integrated LED rear tail/brake/turn signal light for a Kawasaki ZX-14R ZZR1400
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump gave Melania a week to lose the baby weight. Has nothing to do with his affair with the porn star 7 months later
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman accused of killing and dismembering her ex-boyfriend now linked to another dismembered dude found 10 years ago. Previous lovers remember her as a real cut-up
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman on Chicago train doused with unknown liquid - as opposed to the usual bodily fluids you normally encounter on the Red Line
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
God bless the children. Who react first to their hearts
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(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
"I was like, 'Ugh, here we go.' And we started kissing" (full interview)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Today's Canadian News is brought to you by a grizzly bear in a truck eating ice cream at a Dairy Queen drive thru
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Don't follow a cop's every instruction at a traffic stop? That's, at a minimum, a collar for "resisting arrest." Follow a cop's instructions perfectly and immediately? Yeah, you're "over-obeying" and therefore clearly high. Welcome to DWB:Tulsa
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas Judge tells jury to return a not guilty verdict against woman accused of trafficking a teen girl for sex. Was his reason because A) the prosecutor improperly withheld evidence, B)The evidence against her was legally deficient, or C) God told him to?
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Not really news: Car crashes into road sign and drives off without stopping. Fark: During the opening ceremony of the road's redevelopment
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Today's national popcorn day. Here's how to end national popcorn-between-the-teeth day
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you want your child to earn a lot of money, name them this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man admiring his Vermeer
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Geez, they'll fire you for any little infraction these days
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia to dismantle its most powerful submarines. Would make for an interesting group buy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ocean's 14: Macau
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports taste tests store bought frozen pizzas and concludes that, for the tenth year running, the winner is: The boxes they all came in
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Speeding with 245 bags of heroin and a lot of cash makes it easy to bust you, Mr. clean-cut all-American drug runner
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(Ahram Online)
 
 
 
Turkey, a NATO ally, starts bombing U.S. backed Kurds in Syria. This will surely end well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm not sure that AP guidelines cover having ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in an actual headline, CNN, much less in coverage of a government shutdown
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
N.S. Sherlock Institute shows that cuts in school funding has led to the Tide Pod-eating generation
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(NBC New York)
 
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Cops falls off horse, says 'Oh, sh*t,' looks up to see the Pope helping him back to his feet. Oh, sh*t
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
SHAKING NEWS 6.3-magnitude earthquake strikes in Gulf of California. Scary tag trumps California tag
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Thieves in Rhode Island stole an $80,000 camera used to catch speeding drivers. Which is too bad because it would have paid for itself on the first day
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
After an 84% spike in "issues," flying with comfort turkeys, gliding possums, snakes, spiders and other animals will require a bit more documentation than "I needs him"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Deer carcasses used to lure, shoot eagles in Klickitat County. You'd think an eagle would be smart enough to avoid Klickitat bait
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(Cancer.org)
 
 
 
Sad update to Otto's Jacket's thread from November 17, 2017 when he had just been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. He passed away a week later
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Angry Brits mistake Chicago news anchor for racist British member of Parliament: "What I've learned is that Brits are far more creative and colorful with their insults. And no, that's not a challenge"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Principal: Kids, don't be bullies. Also Principal: LOL let's make fun of this short teacher, everyone
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Milwaukee hotels don't want local bratty kids in their buildings. However, kids from elsewhere are welcome
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Arctic is the fastest-warming place on Earth
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
"Hi there, I'll be your spastic excursion ... *hic* ... elastic surgeon ... *hic* ... plastic sturgeon ... *hic* ... face cutter today"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashionable snek
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
That's not a baguette
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
UK appoints Minister of Loneliness, which raises the question: what's their Fark handle?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yellowstone is two million acres of natural resources gone to waste and other views from the oppressed ranchers of Oregon
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"A movement to end controversial one-on-one interviews between LDS bishops and children is growing in Utah"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Day Zero' is the date when the Cape Town, South Africa reservoirs run dry and it officially runs out of water. As of today, Day Zero is expected to occur on April 22nd
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Swedish government sends its citizens a public information manual on preparations for war with Russia, cyber attacks, global warming, da chickey chickey
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
FBI arrest man for trying to extort $1 million from a "squeaky clean" entertainer by falsely claiming a sexual assault during a nude massage. A tale straight from a film noir to the left, speculation as to the last clean celebrity to the right
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
How much do you love sushi? (Read article) Okay, NOW how much do you love sushi?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know your children are not a delicate morons. So why does their school insist on treating them like one when it comes to playground rules?
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(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
And you thought the Millennials were the worst part of Coachella
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teenager almost killed by ham and cheese. Fortunately it was cured
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Captain Jack Sparrow volunteers to inspect cargo ship
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ambulances are in such high demand and low supply in Phoenix that 9-1-1 operators are calling on taxis to take people to hospitals
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Alabama student "feels horrible" about being expelled over her racist social media rants. Stay classy, Alabama
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